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#mf says shit like this and proceeds to adopt him
storeboughtbrand · 2 years
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TOP GUN COUNTRY AU! PT.2: COUNTRY BOOGALOO
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*The class of 86’ got to witness young Mav’s toss-ability at the O Club, so it’s only fair that, as their successors, the baby pilots get to see it too at the Hard Deck."
Let’s just say Slider did NOT make a good first impression on his new nieces and nephews 😅.
It started as a typical night of drinking at the Hard Deck. It’s been about a week or so since the Uranium Mission, and the kids are hanging around the pool tables. Every pilot called back to TOP GUN is still there as the higher-ups haven’t decided what to do with them yet.
(And they are afraid to bring up the topic to Admiral Kazansky again after he sent that 2 star-admiral running away from his office with his tail tucked between his legs and looking one second away from shitting himself. *it was not Cyclone and Warlock)
So, for now, the baby pilots are enjoying their leave by drinking some good-ass beer and enjoying each other’s company.
They all are a fond sight around the base for everyone who works there. It’s rare for someone on staff to see Captain Mitchell walking around and not be accompanied by one to two of his students trailing behind him like ducklings. Warlock almost burst out laughing once when a visiting Admiral had to do a double take when he saw a giant moving mass of 12 Naval Pilots on the Tarmac and then saw the tiny 5’7 figure of Maverick somewhere in the middle before disappearing from view because he’s shorter than most of them. It was all thanks to a well placed elbow nudge in the side from Beau that saved his career.
So yeah, just a funky lil old pilot and his 12 adopted naval pilots.
While the Daggers are chatting, a tall man (6’2) walks in wearing aviator sunglasses and a leather G-1 Jacket. He’s wearing a lot of patches, but it’s hard to determine what each of them is.
The jacket catches Bob’s eyes, and he points out the guy to the rest of the squad, who turns to look at him. They all watch as he looks around the room and before his eyes land on  Maverick who’s sitting at the bar, chatting with Penny. He starts walking towards Mav slowly, looking like he’s trying to sneak up on Mav. Fanboy, with narrowed eyes, quietly says the guy looks like a lion stalking its prey. Now, normally, a comment like that would get a laugh out of some of the pilots, but they’ve all got a bit too much alcohol in their systems. Instead, they all tense, and now everyone is watching this guy like a hawk.
The kids watch as the guy lunges at their Mavdad from behind and gets him in a bear hug. Then he drags Mav off the stool, who lets out a startled cry, and suddenly, the entire squadron is on their feet.
But they all relax but don't stop watching when the man starts spinning him around in a circle, laughing.
They all have the same thought running through their heads.
"Aight, cool, this guy must be a friend of Captain dad. I wonder how long it's been since they've seen each - OH MY GOD!” – and then proceed to go into smoke in the air panic mode as the unknown man fucking launches Mav HIGH into the air. Like this man almost touches the mug display on the ceiling.
The kids go into full-on – frothing at the mouth – protective mode and are already making their way over with Phoenix and Hangman leading the charge.  The guy catches Mav easily, and the kids breathe a sigh of relief. But then they see this guy is winding up for another pitch and are like – “I think the fuck NOT!”. They’ve got this MF’s ass in a radar lock.
No, this was no man.
This was a boogie - an ENEMY - and they’ve got tone.
The Guy and Mav turn to see the approaching Daggers, and the guy puts Mav down but keeps his hands on Mav’s hips. Mav lights up at the sight of his students and opens his mouth.
“Hey, guys! I’ve got someone I want you to me-”
But his kids don’t hear a word he is saying. They are all gone; they’ve gone completely raptor feral.
Phoenix is the first to land an attack. She jumps on the guy’s back and latches on to him like a spider monkey. She gets her forearm against the front of his neck and pulls hard; Penny says later that he sounded like a dying horse, even if Slider disagrees.
She gets the Boogie to let go of Mav’s hips, and Coyote quickly picks him up and cradles the old aviator in his arms while Bob and Fritz check him for injuries. With Mav safely out of harm’s way, the rest of the kids go in for the kill.
Hangman dives in for the tackle, grappling the man around his waist and pushing overboard out the front door of the Hard Deck. Rooster runs to the door and holds it open allowing the screaming trio out onto the sand, the rest of the kids follow closely behind screaming bloody murder.
Phoenix and Hangman try to wrestle the man down on the ground, but he isn’t giving up and fights back with all he’s got. He’s thrashing around, kicking up sand, and prying Phoenix off his back. She looks like she’s riding a raging mechanical bull. He’s not ready for the full force of a flying Rooster tackling him, and the Tree of a man goes down.
Then out of nowhere, a volley of pool noodles starts raining down on the Boogie.
Somehow, the other pilots had each found a pool noodle lying around and were now wielding them like baseball bats.
The Boogie gives up on trying to phoenix off him and brings his hands up to defend him. He’s able to rip Fanboy’s pool noodle out of his hands and whacking them back.
Fanboy runs off because he spots something out of the corner of his eye. When he comes running back into view, he’s holding a giant Eagle Floaty high above his head and screaming like Tarzan.
The Boogie’s eyes go wide, and he tries to escape harder, but it is hard for him when he keeps getting whacked in the head with a pool noodle.
They’ve got this guy on the ropes, and the guy is basically beaten into the ground.  He’s pinned down by the combined strength of Rooster, Hangman, and Phoenix. Fanboy stands over their downed foe, ready to deliver the final blow via plastic eagle.
“Lieutenants, stand down!”
And everyone freezes in mid-motion, the direct order from a commander officer unable to be ignored.
Phoenix still has the guy in a headlock. Hangman’s got his arms wrapped around the guys legs, holding him down.
Rooster’s half lying on top and half holding down the man’s torso.
Payback, Omaha, Halo, Harvard, and Yale all have paused mid-swing of their pool noodles.
Fanboy has the giant eagle float high above his head, ready to dive bomb straight into the man’s face.
At the entrance of the Hard Deck, stands Maverick, looking at all of them in shock. Behind him are Coyote, Fritz, and Bob who try to drag Mav back into the bar so they can fuss over him.
Hangman: Pops, go back inside; we’ve got this motherfucker handled.”
(-What! Who’re you calling a motherfucker-)
Maverick: While I do agree he is a fucker (-HEY-), he’s a fucker I would like intact and without a concussion.
Mav turns to look at the beaten man and says, “You okay, Slider?”
The Man glares at Mav - “Just fucking peachy, Pete.”
Mav winces at the use of his first name.
The rest of the pilots ready their noodles for another swing cause no one talks to their Mavdad like that!
Then Rooster just stops and stares at the guy. Mav called him Slider, which definitely sounds like a callsign. And it sounds familiar. Why does he feel like he should recognize that name?
…………..
“Oh Shit, Uncle Slider?!???”
And the rest was history.
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Needlessly to say, Mav was apologizing for the rest of the night while holding an ice pack against the side of Slider’s head while he nursed a free beer, courtesy of Penny.
The baby pilots all apologize too, and to Mav, they sounded sincere, but Slider can see them all glaring at him over Mav’s shoulder, though Rooster’s is less heated. It doesn’t help his case when he glares right back. It also doesn’t help when he slides his arm around Mav’s waist and pulls him flush against his side.
Mav just snuggles into his friend’s side, completely unaware his kids are plotting out Slider’s death using hand gestures so his friend can see precisely how they’ll do it.
Mav does eventually explain what the tossing was able and Rooster’s all like, “Oh yeah! I forgot all about that.” Slider just throws his hands up in the background.
Slider is peeved that he got attacked by Mav’s adopted horde, but Mav gives him a …..proper apology…….if you catch my drift, later that night.
And that’s the story of Slider first met and almost died by the hands and pool noodles of his new nieces and nephews. Sufficient to say, the retired RIO was immediately placed squarely in the category of Favorite Uncle the Daggers like to fuck with. It’s done with love tho.
An artist's (Fritz's) rendition of the climactic battle:
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*Slider was not amused*
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i-need-air · 3 years
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Hey it's me again ❤️
I'm just gonna whisper something in your mind (is that even possible?)
Having a baby with Hybrid Katsuki.
Just that. Imagine girl. Perfection.
Ok, real talk here. Every time I see a request from you I uwu a little bit bc I know for a fact whatever you're requesting will make me get so immersed and involved and I'm gonna 💕💞AAAAAA💕💞 while writing AND [lemmecatchmybreath] it happened once again skdjdkfkf Hope you enjoy and sorry it took longer than normal~
Word count: 1.8k
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× listen 🥺 I already started and I'm melting, ok?
× when he finds out you're having a smol baby together?
× he freezes and looks at you in a whole different light
× if you're getting pregnant, he will definitely smell the change in your scent and will know even before you do; he'd be instantly by your side with a bewitched expression on his face, taking your cheeks into his palms to just soak everything in yet he's shaking slightly
× and even if you adopt [hopefully a smol hybrid], something deep inside of Katsuki, burried and long forgotten surfaces
× this is the life he always wanted, he always craved even in his darker moments
× this happiness, this fulfillment, this joy
× I absolutely believe he will diligently read and learn everything about the baby to come; will educate himself like no other, deciding to be the very best father he could ever be
× his life was rough and he was stolen away from his biological family, he will now have a chance to have his own and he will not fail you or the baby
× when you hold the little bundle of sunshine in your hands, head down admiring the beauty of a new life, he will stand there, again in shock, again soaking this moment in... so beautiful, so perfect
× will he ever tell you that? of course not; angry ass wild pomeranian—
× but his face gives him away every single time and when you tilt yourself to hand him his new son or daughter, he falls in love for the second time in his life;
× he burries his nose in the soft and fragile skin of the baby's head and breathes in, his instinct kicking in to defend, protect, care, look out for...
× watch carefully because once the baby makes a noise, he'll still, unsure of what to do, but smile so softly as the baby coos in his arms securely; that right there is the best image you can have of soft Katsuki.
× the first few weeks are actually horrible, sorry to break it to everyone aksjskdj not because he doesn't know what to do or does not want to help; on the contrary, he is so incredibly attentive but he also recites the books he learned by memory at this point and it's getting absolutely infuriating;
× although understand him, please; he wants to prove he's a good dad 🥺 except you wanna smack him bc he scoffs if you suggest something he isn't sure about.
× you will find him standing by the baby's crib as it sleeps; he's just???? making sure this is not a dream????? don't question anything though
× can we hc Bakugou with a daughter too? [ already established in the Hybrid!Kiri hcs that Kiri'd have daughter bUT i just really really like beefy men with tiny daughters;;; my heartttt;;; ]
× his little angel, no discussion, no argument, his daughter can do NO WRONG!
× he's very down to earth though, don't get me wrong, he just absolutely adores spoiling her
× speaks softly into her ear, the lowest you'd hear from him
× gruff, raspy, gutural voice ofter overused to scream now low and soft as he holds her into his chest; doesn't do baby-voices or anything like that, but calls her his angel then smirks at you if you're watching;;; then starts softly complaining and bitching about you to the baby 💀 all while rubbing her back
× omfg his hand is as big as her tiny back; guys, call an ambulance, I'm—
× Katsuki would be the type of little shit to pull what I just said then grab you and glue you to his chest too; he'd look down at you both, eyes shining in such adoration he'd take your breath away just before he continues his ranting about you;
× once the baby starts being more interactive, her giggles specially the ones induced by her daddy will make him melt; absolute diminute baby with a small wiggling tail clapping her chubby hands at her dad? his eyes would widen suddently, ears snapping high in surprise and he's taken back by the emotions overtaking him
× he's gone, man; she has him wrapped around her tiny little finger and you can't do anything about it
× instantly acts all in denial if someone is around though; scoffs to hide is obvious smile, placing a palm on his mouth to further block it out and tickles her with the other, earning another fit of giggles
× please, don't tell him his whole tail is waving from side to side
× the only clear giveaway apart from his ears and it's;;; a d o r a b l e;;;
× specially when your daughter also starts wagging her tail in response whenever he does it;
× "Hey, come see what the dumbass is doing!" or "Look at what she did" while showing you a video; proud pappa 🥺
× we're bringing back Proud Bakugou bc hIS DAUGHTER iS tHe BeSt; no, seriously, his kid is the mf best in the world and he will start this presentation with—
× now sit down with me and accept this: the baby; yes, your sweet daughter; mhm, that adorable screeching angel; mhm;;; she'll talk so early it's disturbing.
× at 6 months or so she's already saying mamma, dadda, kitty, woof-woof
× seriously terrifying how sharp she is and how she cannot shut up; for the love of gOd, Katsuki, this is all your fault... it doesn't matter, he just smirks as he has another reason to brag to anyone about his child
× did that street vendor look at him funny? "I'M GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAUGHTER—"
× super-protective of her and fucking hates with a burning passion if anyone dares to do that thing where they match up babies saying "Maybe they'll get married when they grow up"
× hands down, no filter, he just looks deep down in whoever had the audacity and says "Like fucking shit they'd deserve her."
× drag him away before he throws fists
× he will definitely if you don't drag him away and you know it, they know it, the baby knows it and cheers for pappa, the whole world knows it at this point and they're buying tickets to watch the shitshow
× chest carrier and walks around with the kid like a boss
× man has shit to do, don't even dare to judge him;
× handles fits really well, he's impressive to say at least
× she's spoiled, yes and always has new toys, coloring books, whatever she wants but the moment she throws fits, he puts his foot down
× baby would be smol angery bb all adorable in all her Bakugou genetics anger and he'd just stare, tapping his foot
× literally waits in place until she calms and looks up at him with big, round eyes, puffy red cheeks and ears lowered
× mission accomplished; he nods then picks her up;
× and you're there amazed??????
× "The fuck you lookin' at?" lil shit still has a foul mouth tho, but make him get just as pouty and embarrassed as the child in his arms by saying something cheesy like "How amazing you are as a dad 💕"
× all rainbows and unicorns until she starts repeating insults and fr tho, Katsu almost shits his pants, fearing your reaction. Will, hands down, chill out with the insults even if he meant no damage with them; he has this unreadable expression on, a mix of shame and fluster, dread too? he's sorry, ok????
× loves, loves, loves cooking for you both and once the kiddo has her own special chair to sit at the dining table together, that's when he sees it: his dream
× you, wiping some food off her cheek with a loving expression, talking about your day casually, baby giggling while she moves her face away playfully; he loves you both so much.
× has these rare moments where, at the end of the day once you're settled in bed, he'd hug you tight and thank you in his mind for... for this... all of it...
× once she starts walking they're both a disaster
× seriously, do not expect the household to be silent ever again [ well, that dream was gone long ago anyway lol ]
× "Where the fuck do you think you're goin'?"
× rapid giggle running around from place to place
× "Oh, for fucks—"
× "Katsuki." you only need to say, catching him in his insults
× 😳 ... "Kid, come back, we're goin' to the park." Skdjkdfkl
× sudden adorable tiny fast steps approach him bc they're going for walkies!
× he is very careful with her and teaches her about stranger danger; also teaches her how to growl and even if her attempt is a total failure, small rawr leaving her lips, he's like "Yes. Good job. Now give it more heart."
× he growls as an example
× she growls back, sounding like a cute lil pup 🥺💕
× as she grows up, she obviously acts more like her father yet he knows when to stop the bad behaviors and it only takes a warning growl from him to get her to cease
× yet somehow you're the strict parent at the end of the day??????? tf????????? who made the rules??????
× starts calling her brat, squirt, lil shit 💕lovingly💕
× "your child" if she did something bad
× "Your fucking child kicked the ball into the vase and broke it." Aha, nice one, Katsuki. Good job.
× not to brag but her puppy eyes don't work on him but yours do; the problem is her puppy eyes do work on you bc she's the light of your life so if she wants something; she'll puppy-eye you knowing you'll get it for her bc daddy loves you very much 💕💞
× literally evil mastermind; didn't I tell you she's sharp? pft, she's playing you both so hard
× every day he comes back from work she runs to him at the door, tail wiggling happily behind her as she stretches her arms to be picked up and he always does, without a doubt, then proceeds to kiss the top of her head
× come out to greet him too? the whole loving routine is his absolute thing and wants to see you, have you kiss his cheek; he complains but adores it soooooo much!
× you have a family night; BONDING WITH MOODY POMERANIANS. Yes, plural, and it sounds perfect~
× even if it's just one of those animated movies he hates so much, he'll watch through all of it and make sarcastic comments just to make you both laugh; will grin satisfied asf if he manages to do so bc he's the best.
× will definitely want another kid, so how about maybe a boy??? hmm???
× asks you if you're up for the idea and if you agree, he'll roll his eyes and crack his shoulders, acting so very uninterested and purely exhausted yet his smirk would give him away:
× "Knew you'd torture me with another devil"
× throw him out, istg— 💀
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tobi-momo · 3 years
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Coming Out to the Boys as Lesbian :) (fem!reader)
Request:
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Ofcofcofcofc i love this request and im glad yall keep coming to me for this😭 it makes me so happy that i can give you guys comfort
Type: Headcanon
Genre: A little angst, Fluff!, COMFORT
Pairings: NOTE THAT YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS NOT DATING (obvs?) Bakugou x Reader, Kirishima x Reader, Kaminari x Reader
Warnings: coming out, homophobic parents
Bakugou
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when you come out to this man, it will probably be on accident- him probably teasing you or something because you were staring at a random guy
you said “no im staring at the girl”
he already knew tho- you didnt have to tell him
you would still freak out tho like ohmygodohmygodohmygod
he would look at you with a smirk bc you finally told him
hed be like “ya? it was fuckin obvious anyways.”
you would exhale sharply and relax a tiny bit before realizing something
“please dont tell anyone, oh my god especially not my parents they’ll probably kick me out or something” you rambled
hed look back at you like ‘wtf do you mean? why would they kick you out?’
so he asks just that.
and you tell him about your parents thoughts, feelings, beliefs on being a lesbian, or a part of the lgbtq+ community in general and he gets M A D
this man is your best friend- hes been to your house plenty of times and he knows your parents- like he never thought that they would be like this
you are gonna need to restrain this mf from actually killing your parents im not kidding
he will adopt you AJHFKD
he will make sure that you are okay to go through and this man is especially good at faking about you being straight if needed
i feel like if he finds you staring at a girl or flirting with one he would silently egg you on to go talk to her or shoot your shot (he would act like your a nuisance ab it lets be honest)
he really cares for you tho and will protect you from your mean parents
this did not make any sense? ohmygod sorry i hope you get the point sdjhsf
Kirishima
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this man is shocked to say the least
he thought- he thought- he thought you were into guys???
you finally gain the courage to tell your best friend and he is SO mf happy for you but so shocked
he actually knows your parent’s beliefs and wrong opinions on being a part of the lovely community and so he is already hugging you
bc he knows it was really hard for you to do this and its still really scary to do this to literally anyone so he understand and is here for you :)
he will buy you things and make you feel comfortable to talk about these things with him
yall would be walking down the street and hed be like ‘hey look at that super cute girl!’
he would be sooo mf casual w you ab it
it would be hard for him to keep in the fact that youre gay tho- youll have to remind him a bunch to not tell anyone
will totally think hes your wing man too BAHHAH
<33 he loves you 
Kaminari
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this mf didnt even hear you while he was flirting with you
and when you told him and he was listening it didnt even process LMFAO
he fucking said “aw, dang!” bc he couldnt have you omfg
then he would proceed to flirt with you after
when you tell him not to tell anyone hed be like “i can do that!” then tells LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE CLASS
luckily the ppl in class are trustable (except for grape juice cuz *gag*) so they didnt tell anyone (m*neta is the type to be like “you just havent been with the right man yet *wink wink*)
but once you tell him URGENTLY not to tell him bc of your parents hes like “oh shit. ok” - like it finally clicks? 
he still flirts with you asf tho- what else did you expect?
he feels really bad for you so he helps you get girls hehe
he thinks hes so good at girl advice jfksjdfg but you just hear him out
he will just come up to you one day and be like “so, where we goin? i heard there’s a couple cute girls at the mall~” he wiggles his eyebrows oml such a goof
hes so cute tho and wouldnt trade you for anyone else so <3
wow i am terrible at this jc- but please enjoy hehe
tag list: @zerohawks​ @combat-wombatus​ @hitosushi​
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i-am-not-ok-bro · 5 years
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Okay so what if Ladybugs identity wasn’t revealed to a main character first?
This is head canon btw that i think has a lot of potential.
Basically the idea is what if Ladybugs identity as Marinette is revealed to a less prominent character (basically not Chat Noir/Adrien, Alya, or any of the people in her inner circle). What if it was... Jagged Stone?
Picture this:
Jagged is just chilling out in a back alleyway for a break because his manager is really getting on his nerves when an akuma attack starts
He’s in a kinda hidden spot so at first glance the alley look empty and Marinette is like “oh perfect place to transform!”
Insert the whole Ladybug transformation here
So Jagged is just standing there like “WHAT? this spunky little designer is mf L A D Y B U G??!”
And proceeds to freak out in this alley until Ladybug comes back and detranforms, she looks around and oh shit
Marinette sees Jagged Stone just staring at her slack-jawed and she starts freaking out because nobody’s supposed to know even Chat doesn’t know, what is she supposed to do?
So they have a little talk about this being really secret, Jagged being the only one who knows, and how this could put him in danger if Hawkmoth suspects they know each other
Jagged totally understands he’s like “cool Marinette, i got you don’t even worry about it.” and immediately lets it slip to Penny
Luckily she’s the only one there so now the two people who know Ladybugs identity are Jagged Stone and Penny
I picture the Jagged and Marinette would get really close and he would help her out with Ladybug excuses. I think that he would turn into her bonus dad and Penny would be her bonus mom. Here are some helpful and sweet high jinks that would ensue:
Jagged and Marinette having little code words that they text to each other so that Marinette can basically say “call me I need an excuse to leave whatever i’m doing.”
Penny and Jagged getting super worried about Marinette staying healthy
Little family dinners at Jagged’s mansion or the Dupian-Cheng bakery
Marinette’s parents being really confused as to why their daughter just basically got adopted by Jagged Stone but welcoming him into the family none the less.
Basically Jagged and Penny talk to Tom and Sabine about how awesome Marinette is, the four adults get really close and are best friends (don’t fight me on this).
If Jagged is in the area he let’s Marinette transform in his limo or he’d just shelter her
Letting her know that projects she’s working on for him are due before he actually needs them so that if Ladybug stuff gets in the way he just lets her have more time
Being really concerned about the amount of sleep she’s getting
Letting her rant to him about school problems (cough cough Lila) because now she can tell someone why she knows for sure that Lila is lying
I feel like there is also good opportunities for revealing Lila with this head cannon.
Just picture:
Maybe there’s an assignment like show what a person who is close to you does in a day or interview a person you look up to so you can learn about their culture and life and then present to the class
Everyone is like “Lila you have so many cool people to choose from! You know so many celebrities, so who are you gonna interview?”
Marinette already knows that she is going to interview either Jagged Stone or Penny when Lila says, “why Jagged Stone of course! I could probably even get him to come into the class, but i’m not sure it might be too short notice.”
Marinette is just sitting here like: “I’m going to ruin this mans whole career.”
The day comes and Jagged Stone is in class! (Marinette decided to interview Penny and Jagged came to support Penny because she works so hard and he wants to be there when Marinette shares how awesome Penny is).
Jagged Spots Lila and glares at her, while Lila is like “shit!” everyone else is excited because Lila actually got Jagged Stone to come!
Now Lila’s plan was to say he couldn’t come and instead they did a video interview (you had to bring the person into class). Lila has edited clips together of his old interviews to make it seem like she was the one taking to him. But now Jagged was there, in person.
Lila presents right before Marinette, she probably says something like, “I didn’t know Jagged would make it so here was our video interview.” Everyone is like wow Lila so thoughtful so prepared but then Marinette goes...
And you can picture it, Jagged walks up to the front with her and Penny. Marinette does her presentation exactly how she planned it, just talking about Penny what she does for Jagged and what her life is like. Everyone is speechless
At the very end Jagged is like, “just a side note but i have never owned a kitten and i just met this Ms. Rossi today.” before sassy walking out of the classroom.
People lose their shit
I assume someone gets akumatized
Jagged covers for Marinette and so on
One more thing! Sorry this is so long. But this could also be great angst for Ladynoir. Chat gets really hurt because he finds out and thinks that Ladybug told mf Jagged Stone before him, her partner. Angst happens but then happy ending. Okay that’s it, I might add more to this idea later or I could try to make it but with another side character.
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