Drunk!Merlin: lying is easy you just say some stuff like how my mom thought I was straight until I was like 16 and how you still think my name is merlin
I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
okay but real talk, imagine soem random lad caled dragoon nearly gets the person u were on a date with killed from, he then runs about gets caught and gets run away, only to run past ur friend/manservant who has apparently been in the tavern for days and while this sorceror runs past ur manservant thEYRE TOO DRUNK TO CATCH HIM
like damn sometiems arthur is just going through it
sometimes I wake up In a cold sweat thinking about the idea that kilgharrah was just using merlin to get the outcome he wanted which was to end the pendragon bloodline. That he knew how it would end and that without merlin it wouldnt all occur, so he convinces him that all his decisions will help save arthur knowing damn well where it leads them.
Wincer is a mischievous scamp and the titular king of the courts of thought. She is an imp with a love for alliterations, thought experiments and quantum mechanics.