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#merlin shenanigans
drlettuce · 1 year
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Drunk!Merlin: lying is easy you just say some stuff like how my mom thought I was straight until I was like 16 and how you still think my name is merlin
Sober!Arthur:what.
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eirxair · 1 year
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Arthur: *cowers in a corner in his room, more than half drunk and delirious*
Merlin: *standing over him* D'ith mé arán rósta.
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Lancelot: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger.
Merlin: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Arthur.
Arthur: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.
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tiredcowboyy · 2 months
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here
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King Arthur: *sweeps Merlin into his arms* You look quite lovely my dearest.
Merlin: *adorably confused* uh, um, thank you?? Sire? You're acting kind of strange...
Merlin: *eyes squinting* Is it me or do you look older—
Prince Arthur: *bursts into his room seething* Excuse me? Who said you could touch MY Merlin!?
Merlin: *even more confused* Wait, there's two prats!?
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wanderinggoddess · 2 months
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these two didn't get enough screen time together
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thatsrightice · 7 months
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The flyboys anytime Iceman gets a promotion:
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Mage Merlin: [glaring at Arthur]
Knight Arthur: [glaring at Merlin]
Mage Merlin: I can't believe I'm stuck with you.
Knight Arthur: Neither can I. [Looks at Merlin in disdain] Surely they would've chosen someone not so...delicate.
Mage Merlin: [annoyed] nor an oaf that's stupid-looking.
Knight Arthur: [sneering as he stands chest to chest with Merlin] You're looking for a beating, aren't you?
Mage Merlin: [head held high] No, but I don't mind being spanked instead.
Knight Arthur: [pauses] ...seriously?
Mage Merlin: [shrugs]
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vi-visected · 1 year
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this is my favorite ship dynamic
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theroundbartable · 6 months
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Gwaine: alright friend, don't panic
Arthur: don't panic? DON'T PANIC? Gwaine, you stole a GUN!!!
Gwaine: I didn't steal a gun, I unarmed an armed lunatic who wanted to harm me.
Arthur: you tacled the police officer who tried to give you a parking ticket!
Gwaine: I don't see the difference
Arthur: you stole a police car, picked me up, and now you're setting me up for ransom!
Gwaine: your father is rich
Arthur: I'm not worried about my father, you idiot! Once Merlin hears about this, he's going to fucking murder you!
Gwaine: ... I'm his friend!
Arthur: He doesn't know you're the one keeping me hostage!
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Gwaine: oh my god, I'm fucked.
Arthur: exactly! Now give me the phone, I have to call Leon.
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eirxair · 1 year
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okay but real talk, imagine soem random lad caled dragoon nearly gets the person u were on a date with killed from, he then runs about gets caught and gets run away, only to run past ur friend/manservant who has apparently been in the tavern for days and while this sorceror runs past ur manservant thEYRE TOO DRUNK TO CATCH HIM
like damn sometiems arthur is just going through it
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tiredcowboyy · 3 months
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sometimes I wake up In a cold sweat thinking about the idea that kilgharrah was just using merlin to get the outcome he wanted which was to end the pendragon bloodline. That he knew how it would end and that without merlin it wouldnt all occur, so he convinces him that all his decisions will help save arthur knowing damn well where it leads them.
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Merlin: [reading a book on plants]
Vampire Arthur: [sitting on the other end of the couch, slowly but surely inching his way closer to Merlin]
Merlin: [absolutely focused on the pages]
Vampire Arthur: [yawns whilst stretching his arms upwards, before casually placing an arm behind Merlin's shoulders]
Merlin: [still reading] Real smooth Arthur.
Vampire Arthur: [pouts] Why are you ignoring your boyfriend?
Merlin: [rolls eyes] Arthur we're roommates not lovers.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Merlin: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Lancelot: What did you do?
Merlin: Nobody died.
Lancelot: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Incorrect Merlin Quotes
Gaius: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Merlin: We have three.
Arthur: You can pick the one you like the most.
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jabberwick · 11 months
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Wincer the Wilted
She/her
Wincer is a mischievous scamp and the titular king of the courts of thought. She is an imp with a love for alliterations, thought experiments and quantum mechanics.
Also, her wife is a clock tower.
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