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einsteinsugly · 2 years

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Would anyone be interested in a version 2 of T9S in my TWA verse? Version number 1 is in 1995, btw. This one's way less political.

It's July 1999, and J/H and E/D are going on a three week trip to tour western Europe. Together. Eric is devastated about the latest Star Wars movie, and Donna wanted to cheer Eric up. And Jackie and Hyde are tagging along as couple buddies, because Jackie thinks it sounds like fun (she always wanted to go to Paris with Donna). And Hyde wants to go to Amsterdam and Dublin (weed and beer, man) Leaving the kids at the old Forman abode;

Kate Forman (age 13) and Becca Hyde (age 13). A blossoming activist and budding perfectionist, and a quiet observer with a passion for grunge fashion and music. With their annoying, rambunctious siblings James Hyde (age 11) and Leah Forman (age 9).

Adrian Forman (age 14-5), Fez and Laurie's son also goes to his grandparents' house every summer, because he wants to. He's more of a Forman, and his dad's an effeminate weirdo that's hard to connect with, in his opinion.

Chelsea O'Connor (age 15): The artsy, hippie girl next door, and Adrian's best friend and budding love interest.

Kevin and Daniel "Danny" Acosta (age 15 and 12): Kevin is Adrian's level headed, nerdy best friend. Danny is Kevin's loud, wild child brother, and Becca's on-off boyfriend. They're visiting their mother, Maura, Leo's granddaughter (they usually live with their dad in Chicago). Their dad Vic is Buddy Morgan's partner, btw.

Melanie "Mel" Parker: Raquel's daughter (Raquel is bi, and her ex-husband Greg is the nephew of Lydia and Eloise), and her stepmom Meg is an estranged Erdman (the daughter of Fez's bible thumping host parents), who has been ostracized from the family for being gay.

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Minor:

Adam and Sabrina Miller (age 14 and 9): They're Mitch's kids. Adam is a freaking creep who has a massive crush on Kate, and Sabrina's the only decent one of the Miller bunch. Well, except for her mother Lucy, who's dying of cancer.

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mellorine-dreams · 3 months

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Unironically sdv Shane permanently altered my taste in men or at the very least made me more aware of my own tastes in terms to men, since like I’ll see any depressed pathetic dude who’s greasy and sad (secretly or straightforwardly since I don’t mind if they hide their sadness with snark and a smile) and immediately the hearts in my eyes pop out and I start salivating at the mouth as I go dizzy and pass out

#this is obviously an exaggeration #but still encapsulates the SDV Stardew Shane Experience ime #Mel mutters #sdv shane #stardew shane #shane stardew valley #stardew valley shane #Shane #putting this in the tags since I feel more Shane fans might relate ?#idk #the similarities between Peter Parker from Into the Spider-verse #and Shane spurred this post btw

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supercap2319 · 1 year

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Harry: “So you're gonna poison Y/N?”

Mel: “Harry , he’s carrying the spawn of the Source, he’s throwing fire from his hands. If he shows up here, we'll do what we have to do to protect ourselves.”

Macy: “You're not even giving him a chance.”

Mel: “Macy, we gave him every chance in the world to come back to us and he threw it in our faces. He chose the Source of all evil over his own family.

Maggie: “No. He chose Parker. Because he loves him.”

Y/N: *Portals in* “Aw, isn’t that sweet. My whole family here together for a supernatural intervention.”

Mel: *Quickly grabs a potion and throws it towards Y/N.*

Y/N: *Throws fire at the potion, disintegrating it* “Nice to see you too, Mel.”

#x male reader #male reader insert #male x male #charmed reboot x male reader #charmed reboot #parker caine #parker caine x male reader #nick hargrove x male reader #nick hargrove #the source of all evil #mel vera #maggie vera #macy vaughn #harry greenwood

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elixirfromthestars · 5 months

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any bingo fic sneak peeks?

also christmas is nearing, what are your plans?

For you anon, anytime 🥰❤️

Here’s a little preview for some of the Peter Parker bingo requests ❤️ I’ve shown sneak peaks for the other characters and not him, so I think it’s time we show him a little love 💕

Both are still in the first draft stage so I will spare you the not so good writing lol Instead I’ll give you tiny bits of what the pieces are about 💕

Peter Parker x Reader

Peter and reader are dating. Reader knows Peter is Spider-Man. 🕷️🕸️ Peter is overwhelmed with spider work and hasn’t contacted reader in days, so he decides to make it up with a kiss. 👀❤️

Peter Parker x Reader

Peter and the reader end up at the same college. Reader’s brother was best friends with Flash in high school and so the reader has a not so good opinion of Peter. Peter tries to be friends with reader, but it’s just not happening. However, as fate would have it, they get partnered up for a lab class and are forced to work together 🔬🥽❤️

As always, requests are still in the editing/writing stages so there’s a possibility certain things can change, but usually it’ll all stay the same ☺️❤️

As for Christmas, I’m planning to have a lovely dinner with my family 🥰 I’m Hispanic so we celebrate Christmas on the 24th and we open presents at 12:00am on the 25th 🎁✨

Then on the 25th I’m going to have a Christmas movie marathon with my mom and sister 🥰❤️ We’re baking cookies too, so I’m very excited! Thank you for asking ❤️❤️

What about everyone else? 👀✨ What is everyone doing for the holidays? ☺️❤️ I’d love to know!! ❤️❤️

#anon <3 #mailbox💌#birthday bingo request #mel replies ☕️#birthday bingo celebration #peter parker x reader

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nightguide · 4 days

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SOUTH PARK: a note to God in the procession of heart and KEANU REEVES (season 16 ep 9) prt 1.

film making is a quality to be endured. a baby walking is just the same as Keanu Reeves fight scene in a single shot.

now watch me dance, watch me talk and watch how you will never grow up like the holy director, Mr. James. Cameron<3

Cartman tried to instigate the viewers heart in a joke but like all jokes take a dimensional hit (offense), Keanu Reeves wakes up one morning and thinks 'who is the actual viewer?' and he later turns to the British public he calls 'Americans' in which he reflects himself off from everyday inside a dome.

enough about Keanu, Hollywood is just an American store (trader joes, Costco, or any other branch that provides excessive weight gain but no heart or guilty pleasure to give a fck about or why are you even there.....) Hollywood teaches you that everything in there you feed off is a store, your weight is gained by how much you eat without giving a shit, without giving a shit about your diet, about your family's lives, you'll just eat yourself to death which is why you keep trading your body parts for....... a... heart?.... but... they don't want it...so they'll do the second... best thing.. which is.... pray?????????? the islamic re-introduction is how and why Cillian Murphy is now exalted on Islamic bias cuz all he does is stare at a screen and moves on with it, the man does not speak or do anything, it's why Keanu Reeves is into gun porn and Cillian just makes guns that doesn't involve porn, he knows what not to do which is why i'm technically the second best coming to Keanu Reeves life cuz he got no shit compared to what he did in the past 25+ years compared to one dog year in Cillian's life is 'how the fck did you sell your soul and keep yourself so cool that way, why don't you want to just play with a gun... oh' (Keanu's dialogue to Cillian almost all the time after Keanu saw me get an award for being best actor on the Oscars for... doing the.... oh... Keanu realised that Cillian does not do but he says lines that are too meaningful... no. he knows how to hide his beauty by exposing it, Cillian is a regular woman outside of Hollywood to Keanu's butch lesbian and nobody wants him and he is long gone old and forgetting)

STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA IS PLAYING AT THE BACKGROUND, MY LORD💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 he wanders to believe in a new future as 'that guy' *that's the subtext of 'what if Keanu Reeves were a different man but the same man died in him a while ago since Alexandra Grant did not use her pension privileges to manifest social media to her life right now*

Alexandra Grant is one of the team, she knew shit to go back after shit to smell shit in the air. she calls it oxygen and to her it has a 'strange smell'

if you did not know who James Cameron is then you're wrong to think Mel Gibson was uprooting his idea to produce Titanic to make people think differently about him now by taking his ide.... no. Mel Gibson, once upon a time i watched a Simpsons episode on Mel Gibson and i referenced SP for it, and it's not as crazy as Mel Gibson to remake Homer's idea for everyone that they'll be laughing at for the next 20 years which is a Hollywood day and it was one longest day because actually, James Cameron did not direct the Titanic, he went after the ship to look at in the end, Mel Gibson directed it and Homer Simpson directed the episode of SP with Cartman playing today's society's problematic scheme cuz the moment endured is when stupid men are the smartest men in the world cuz he is a girl. dad. THEY KNOW HOW TO RUN THE WORLD. SIMPSONS PLAY YOUR MIND, MEL GIBSON WENT THERE AND GONE BUT SP IS FOREVER AND JAMES CAMERON LIKED SHIPS

this episode (season 11 ep 1) is actually directed by Stone and Parker (South Park creators to you dumbasses who don't know who the legends you tried to watch in secret when your mothers are gone, she knows your porno stash too but is being a good Dad while you hate your actual Mom (Dad)

(Simpson as acting 'Stone and Parker' makes a reasonable offence to honour the actual movie he 'made' with Gibson in the 90's version, make it preachy to give offence to actual state of guard, like what the hell was he trying to claim the senate for, what and why did Cartman (Gibson) was claiming the overall attitude in the UK was possessing the ideals of the overall limits in UK if it wasn't there, how the fck did the 3rd countries become okay with... Pakistan? Kyrgyzstan?...... *gracie films end credits shows up*

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it's just that but with more enthusiasm

THE HOMO-EROGENY AND THE ENTHUSIASM OF

ADELE!

fuck you too, cuz if Demi gets a mention then i'm just as psychotic as Mel Gibson with no.. wait a sec, i am him. legendary, but possibly thinking, i'm not as stupid to think where my algorithm will go cuz my crazy bitchass knows my heart to think i am not a

socially recluse hasbeen Gomez and what her ideology is just as fucked up as Tom Cruise promoting Catholicism like it wasn't even there cuz how is a rich homemade woman like her have a brand associated with a genetic condition she doesn't even fcking have

like what the fck is that?

weight = goals. the picture you see is just me but you would say if 'Rare' came to help her, a second forthcoming brand of grandeur and hope that would have saved millions if she was not as Honey Boo Boo's style of 'healthy'. HBB promotes heart and grandeur, like youth needs to be reclaimed with greatness, a happy father and a trustworthy mother is what you call 'Rare'

just imagine how many people said 'and I'll bet there's somebody else out there, to tell me I'm rare, to make me feel rare', with that kind of voice, you could have set old ideals apart and put the astrologer become wholesome man in the end (i got your back) Tom Cruise out of his job, like there wasn't anyone out there like Selena who would have saved Demi's life from a tragic overdose in twenty eighte- wait, Selena created the universe. let's make her think she was the most illuminated form in the world that could have saved her from an impending doom from Bieber's tragic fairytale that could have been in the Holy hell of forever from 'somebody' killing her from another likely to Lovato's actual appearance (healthy people to her is those who like people)

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE WORLD OF AN ACTUAL MAN. NOT DIRECTOR, BUT ASSOCIATE.. NO, JUST AN ACTUAL MAN TO A CELEBRITY THAT ACTED LIKE HE HAD A GREAT HOBBY MANIFESTED TO A LIFE JOURNEY HE CAN NEVER FORGET, WHAT IF HE HAD A ☆DREAM☆

Keanu's orgasm is just 'what if i was a working class man'

47 Ronin does not limit, he only shed James Cameron's light by taking away the actual personification of the universe if he were not James Cameron, like there is much more than the empires told from just Japanese myths and fables about you not giving a shit, i understand when Hiroyuki Sanada committed casually because the arts of Japanese social justice came from and i remember (paraphrased cuz the movie was a long ago since i watched it) 'farmers hands got more value cuz clean hands are of ones like a pig' and it hit me in the face when nothing more than Keanu wanted was to think the world of 'demons' were just Muslim women liking to work for a living which has had so much hands and art than the average man, casually; Keanu made fun of Pashtun's (tribe in Pakistan that has more heart and heritage than Keanu's life in one go if Ted had a philosophical reason to go back, he would have learned on how to be a better man. but the idea solidified and went to the worlds most unexpected. (welcome aboard, girls) Bill and Ted in real life is just Syd&Olivia)

they are the worlds most stoned people in the planet in need of a heart breaking in a heart breaking, they like a casually off standish old man who doesn't give a shit and makes the world look like the fucking crime seeking justice they need (i love you, man) let me introduce you to

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Malcolm fucking Tucker. is Rufus, George Carlin's biggest dream come true is a man of oxygen relating to the women his age and just beating life up senselessly in modern day America, not just a pornographic nightmare they had in the 80's in time travel (God forgive Alex Winter)

that guy, in case your dumbasses forgot names of celebrities you forget but never forgot. (the phase where you don't want to call out a celebrities name but you already know, shows that you're in love but who the fuck calls it that anymore, women are sad. they don't want sex but someone out there, call him granddad but

this guy ain't your age either, and neither is he granddad, call him how you want it but if you like someone, you like them but you like them cuz the amount of energy it takes... you watched it havent you? so you hate Malcolm Tucker but like him as the.. no. you don't deserve him, he ain't your Daddy. no. he OWNS YOU like the mega corporations he has under his big di-)

same fucking guy which is why you like Ted but you hate Bill, and that says something cuz you hate Ted but you don't want Bill to like Bill cuz DILF Bill is much more... call him ugly you stupid sonofabitch. some depressed Keanu fangirl, fuck you

ummmmmmm. how is your rights not even.. just drink.. water (Cartman makes changes and Kyle hates.. him?... is the show even real anymore or is Kyle the most irritating.... wait a sec he's not even there anymore...??.............)

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SAG-AFTRA mocks AI but ends up building a quality of life of an average 'Brit'. makes a truthful (mockumentary) also follows the breakthrough of satanic comeuppance of a melodic dinosaur, Randy Newman is the guest host of the body of the heartbreaker (life was a toy story but only adults pretend to get the reference, so you're not even a true Disney Pixar fan either, HA ha)

porno is toys but you're too dumb to make that reference (fuck you Zoe Lewis)

viewers forget that Token (Tolkien for the Rwandan kind)

is rich.

how did a black man change the show when the concept of the whole fucking Song

is based on River Song's timeline.

Randy Newman generated a new psycho-neo cult that manifested on the Doctor's timeline that Black people (alt-white) have a goal that they would actually shut people up forever.... and of course Ncuti (pronounced 'shootee') is scoring up a future River Song regenerate to get laid with him on-screen cuz the nigga finessed a shot that wasn't even his cuz the creators of South Park made evidence that James Cameron's dream was to recast Titanic like one brown and one black to be together like that, Shootee doesn't want to fucking tell anybody why he's on Tumblr right now waiting for my post to come through when i discovered the anima-

Kingston said 'keep moving *makes a contorted face to mimic me cuz i know Kingston in real life.*

yeah, Shootee. that message was for you and it was personal. she really would have digged in on big black productions

keep writing fan fictions cuz this could be you one day. do you remember when time magazine put you guys as 'person of the year' in the year 2006? why did you not put that up on your CV or Resume to keep you looking classy, this is no generative score that you could have been... an asshole.. but you're.. the worlds most... greatest asshole

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like where the hell is your honour

*cartoon in moral dilemma when the story never ends with toys but the player doesn't know when to stop giving in*, so Newman is technically me right now. it's all the kids who grew up with action figures being the guise of 'youth and giving in' does not appeal to them anymore but it's the ones who played way too much (actors) that appeared to be deeper than literal filmmakers (sorry Cameron) that made directors wonder why Cillian Murphy got an Oscar when his personality looks like this.

time stamp (16:10 - 16:48)

Goddamn

Keanu's pandemonium. and Cameron's retelling of the Titanic with the actual ship he found, he will later know his life's work with Cillian is actually worth it because he has got more Vanguard than Keanu's award worth mentioning or making the original South Park creators look like Daedalus to Keanu's Icarus. there is no retelling where and how Perdix became Weinsteins transitioning to Bruce Jenner's homophobia down at the lakes at the Hampton's when he decides to drop tha bar of soap.

this is kids entertainment to disgust adult minds, like have you seen the actual thought process of what went into the kids shows today that makes it look so damn innocent? that's what happens if the creators of South Park convince you 'anyone can watch it, just turn it off or fuck you for not telling them that YOU loved them' the paedophilia persona comes from unwarranted parents now who are excruciatingly jealous of their kids success that wants society to fuck them over because they don't have a brain or actual heart to do anything about their lives either.

(i will do another part)

#south park #demi lovato #eric cartman #matt stone #trey parker #homer simpson #mel gibson #movies #oscars #cillian murphy

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thecrazywriter7182006 · 2 months

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Warlock (Part 1)

Percy is laying down in bed, suddenly he lands on the floor looking around and he see Alistair Cain “Really I haven’t had time to get dressed” Percy got up standing in the nude.

Alistair looked at Percy up and down “What? See something you like I will you let know that I charge for those activities” Alistair chuckles “Oh warlock I could careless about what’s between your legs and how you use it! That’s my son’s job or was” Alistair smirked.

“Get to your point” Alistair smiled “Oh I railed up the little warlock” Percy rolled his eyes “Well I’m leaving” Hunter grabbed Percy “Not so fast” Percy looked at Hunter “Hey Hunt, you look good.”

“Aw, Percy your seduction won’t work on me like does on my little brother but I see why he likes you” Percy looked at Alistair “What do you want” Alistair smiled “You help with to raise the source of all evil” Percy looked shocked.

“THE SOURCE!” Percy shouted “It’s the end of the world I like the world” Hunter tightened his grip on Percy “Now Percy of all the humans for only magical creatures would be left like me and you and Parker” Percy calmed down “Parker…”

Alistair nodded “Yes if you help I will let you marry Parker, after the source has risen” Percy nodded and snapped his fingers and a contract appeared “Sign that and I’m yours” Alistair smiled and walked over to the contract and signed it and the contract went away “Now get dressed” Alistair snapped his fingers and Percy teleported away.

#charmed 2018 #original story #male oc #original writing #Parker Cain #maggie vera #macy vaughn #mel vera #Hunter Cain #harry greenwood #gay #gay love

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1-danid · 11 months

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Requests Status : Open for Moots

Request are currently open for my moots, cause they won't (harshly) complain about my getting their request wrong. This will be updated if i change my mind!

I'll write anything listed below

headcannons imagines drabbles preferences one-shots ships (mutuals only - all the time) Character letters

Friendly Reminders

I will not do, male readers or trans readers simply because i don't know who to write those perspectives correctly, I will not do smut.

What I write For

Spiderman Into The Spiderverse and Across the Spiderverse

Who?

Gwen Stacy/Ghost Spider

Hobie Brown/Spider Punk (platonic [if you ask nicely maybe romanti-])

Miles Morales (both of them)

Pavitr Prabhakar

Miguel O'Hara (platonic)

Jessica Drew (platonic)

Peter Parker (platonic)

Arcane

Who?

Vi (any arc)

Caitlyn (any arc)

Jinx

Powder (platonic)

Mel

Cartoons:

The Owl House and Amphibia

Who?

Luz

Amity

Edric

Emira

Sasha

Anne

Marcy

Eda (platonic)

Lilith (platonic)

King (paltonic)

Ask for anyone else!!

Encanto + Turning Red + The dragon Prince

Who?

All of the madrigal kids

Moreso Camilo and Mirabel

Will do all of the turning red kids

Focus will be on Miriam tho

4 Town boys will also be written for

Rayla (my beloved)

General Amaya

Again just ask me and i'm sure we can figure out a deal!

MCU

Who?

Literally all the mcu woman

Peter Parker

I will do platonic thor and loki (sibling shots [this is a targeted self insert])

I'll love it if you send King Val

Carol Danvers

Kate Bishop

Natasha Romanoff

(request the ladies above and I'll give you a kiss or a cookie!)

Don't see your fandom here? Send me a rec and maybe I'll add it!!

-Dani

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baddestbabes10 · 1 year

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Melody Parker

#melody parker #mel p #sexy #mirror pic

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crisispider · 5 months

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[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @atrocitahs liked for a starter!

"I was beginning to think you were never gonna show up! Well come on get in here, take your coat off and put it on the hook." Peter practically dragged them inside the entryway of his home. "Okay so dinner is almost done, but I have some snacking challah bread on the coffee table so feel free to grab some of that."

#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → Let’s Do This One Last Time.. [ Main Verse ]#I'm thinkkiiing like holiday party vibe at the parkers you know?#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → Mel’s Iconless era!

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sincericida · 2 years

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Andrew Garfield honey!? 👀