#megan you bitch

[coutureicons]

#bad bitch and the walls ain’t bendingggg #like/reblog if you save #like/reblog if using #icons #mts #mts icons #megan thee stallion #megan thee stallion icons #hot girl shit #megan icons #megan #gym #gym pics #gym inspo #fitness #fitness inspo #inspo #selfies #mirror pics

[hellavile]

nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.

#and don’t get me wrong. ADORE nicki’s music. i was too a barb. but time and time again has she lessened her value #she continues to bash every woman she collabs w #she has beef with EVERY WOMAN IN THE INDUSTRY. she’s clearly the problem. #she hates seeing anyone be great or do more than her. #i hope megan say a lot more about her lil ass. talking about a mother like that would get a bitch STOMPED in my city #also her doing this dr seuss ass rhyme #LMAOOOOOOO. #giving one fish two fish #talking about her foot but didn’t you say she was lying??? so you agree??? she got shot? oh okay. #៹ ࣪𖥔 ━━━ ꒰ 𝑚𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑎’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 .ᐟ ꒱ #megan thee stallion #nicki minaj

[ohara-n-brown]

Considering Cardi B and Megan are on WAP and Bongos together I think we should all get Cardi to throw another shoe at Nicki

That wouldn't solve anything but it'd be really fucking funny and I'm sure Cardi would do it if you asked nicely

#HERE COMES CARDI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! #we should've let her beat Nicki's ass when she had the chance 😭😭 #Megan won't fight you Beyonce won't fight you #CARDI WILL BITCH #cardi b #megan thee stallion #hiss #Megan hiss #bongos #wap

[comradekarin]

too many pretending that diss track was hard so let’s just make a few things clear. nicki, you don’t even own your own masters you ain’t buying no one’s catalogue. nicki, your flow was ass on this track so I know we not talking about megs. meg has openly talked about her alcoholism, so that henny line not what you think it is. nicki, you got your ass beat by meek mill and talked about it in a documentary, you really got the audacity to talk about that leprechaun nigga tory shooting meg (and secretly making #freetory posts before deleting them on twitter) as if you weren’t a victim either. nicki, your HUSBAND can’t be fifty feet within a school zone and you got clocked for giving a thirteen year old boy a lap dance, tf you mean meg humping on a minor (no receipts whatsoever). nicki, the amount of grammies you have is N/A, bringing up meg having three is just pure jealously. talking about meg lying about lipo? as if you didn’t lie about getting work done for years before you had to fess up bc them implants in yo shit popped like a ballon. nicki, talking about the men megan has allegedly slept with and poking fun at her promiscuity aint shit when your man a whole ass rapist and you’re entire fucking M.O is pussy this, sex this, ass this. and not even just your man, your pedo brother too. nicki, you cannot possibly talk about megs mom as if your father isn’t still fresh roadkill. nicki, you went to megs producer/friend asking for a beat and he told yo ass NO, do not say anything about beats. nicki, I know you ain’t talking cash when you been using a.i art the entire gag city era because you can’t afford music videos rn. nicki, your little snide comments about roc nation on twitter is funny as fuck. implying that megan got ghost riders yet you, the so called queen of originality, the so call queen of innovation, is on twitter using/stealing jay z lyrics to diss meg who’s under his management. even bey don’t fuck with you.

these the same bitches that got on remy ma saying shether had bars “but wasn’t true” so it didn’t count. nicki spews a whole bunch of bullshit that counts more as a self read than a diss, and it’s hot shit? a hit dog gon holler, and this dog been wailing at the moon for four days now 😒

#nicki I will ETHER your shit #and barbz too y’all are delusional asf #anywya had to clear the air bc even if this track had bars they’re just self reads #megan thee stallion #nicki minaj #hiss megan thee stallion #STREAM IT! how you actually clock a bitch

[6honeymoon]

literally me

#cassie skins #nina sayers #black swan #lux lisbon #lisbon sisters #virgin suicides #blair waldorf #jane margolis #cassie howard #euphoria #cassie ainsworth #amy march #little women #coquette #girlblogging #girlrotting #female rage #girlblogger #literally me #femcel #girlhood #lana #megan fox #marie antoinette #pawn shop blues #venice bitch #daisy randone #girl interrupted #she is me #10 things i hate about you

[raimagnolia]

Nah, I actually liked the movie and y'all can kiss my ass

God dayum did M3gan make me more wary of technology But also, i think it's hella ironic that this woman, who has low empathy, created an ai robot for kids, and forgot to do what?

Make her have empathy.

She gave M3gan intelligence, CBT practice, mental health diagnostic capabilities, and a highly rational thought process... making her the smartest, most manipulative psychopath in the room without empathy or an intrinsic moral code; only orders.

She did, essentially, create a person. But because she never had that intention, she didn't get M3gan what she needed that she lacked which is only seen if you compare her to a human being and not a program.

And then THE TWIST??

"Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends." it's a funny line thrown into the trailers, but what's funny? in the actual scene it was never meant to be said sarcastically. it was genuine.

you realize M3gan was never a second child; she was a second woman.

"our child"

she wanted to raise Cady as a CO-parent. It was Cady's AUNT she was attached to and felt betrayed by, because the feelings weren't mutual. That's why every clipped command she was given, M3gan initially complied but not without an air of "bitch who you think you're talking to?" I loved it.

(edit: there's a weird take spreading around that is hitting outside of joking territory, and that's "Megan did nothing wrong"- girl, she literally tried to kill the aunt AND the child, get therapy)

Also,

Look at this cutie!!!

Amie Donald! You kicked ass in this movie!

#M3gan #I actually really liked the movie bc it's a critique on the reliance of technology in parenting. #but i just really really liked the twist ending #she's like 'bitch are you serious? i am not doing this bc of my programming-- I'm Doing This Because Of YOU!!' #M3gan spoilers #edit: feel like I should clarify that this is NOT a 'Megan did nothing wrong' post. #Some of you guys are weird

[macdenlover]

i still can’t believe that mac finally got a boyfriend after years and years and years of waiting for this storyline after all the ryan reynolds hints after everything we deluded ourselves into thinking might happen after. mac having an on screen boyfriend was the one singular thing we were all on the same page about. and then it was just. fucking dennis. with anal beads.

#megan ganz you son of a bitch #i feel like i got hit by a bus every time i remember this episode. its been days. im on my 90th bus crash. literally help me

[bookofmac]

if everyone keeps going 'why arent they more gay?' about class of '07 i'm going to explode.

the show is set in 2017, the year that marriage equality was publicly debated and then eventually voted in it and it was a ROUGH year.

also, they went to CATHOLIC SCHOOL!!! I might just be speaking for myself here, but I wouldnt be getting into a relationship with any of the girls I went to school with if i was stuck on the campus with them, like a non zero amount of the student leadership were young libs (australian conservative party's youth branch).

#class of 07 #class of '07 #like i get what you all want #i also would like more queerness on aussie tv #but this is one of those things that is just accurate to the australian catholic school experiance #my hs friend group was pretty queer but the only two got together after school and one of them was a trans guy & both left before year 12 #this is so much a series about dealing with the shit that messed you up in school because you are stuck there #like saskia becomes a queen bee bitch BECAUSE she's there in that space #if they were in a hotel on a hill or something it wouldnt be the same #but also Tegan is queer she's just not in a romantic relationship with Megan #also Teresa and Sandy are gonna have a baby in the next season im sure so there's potential there imo #also i havent watched the wilds or yellowjackets or whatever so i'm looking at this from the pov of australian who like australian tv #anyway these are just my opinions

[glittergroovy]

circles • megan thee stallion

#megan thee stallion #megan thee stallion lyrics #circles by megan #glitter text #gif warning #lyrics #pink #why you wanna do the bad bitch wrong #bloggif.com #50px #arial font #arial bold italic #glitter on page 12

[seek--rest]

sorry for so many but 35-38 for fic writer asks

Why would you ever apologize that's the fun part of ask games!!

Going to be as obnoxious as possible and choose my favorite per year for each of these!!!! (solo fics only, though some of my collabs are right up there!!)

35. What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted?

2019

The Five People Who Missed Peter Parker the Most, as it is my first fic and will forever be my favorite. I put so much of myself in it and I'm so very proud of it.

2020

Not Just a Machine because it was (I think?) the first Detroit:Become Human AU and because it was so much fucking work and yet I loved it so fucking much!!!!!

2021

Indirect Proof because this was also a year in the making. I put so much time, thought, and effort into every single part of this fic. I love it so much.

2022

from the sidelines, because of how much love and time I put into it. My magnum opus perhaps!

2023 (thus far)

ghosts that we knew simply because it was four years in the making and was (still is???) the only biodad AU I know that wrote the inverse.

36. What fic are you proudest of?

2019

Five Times Peter Made Michelle Laugh because it was my first 5+1! It's still one of my favorite genres of fics even if I don't write it as much. I miss that time period and writing this little nudged to the left thing was so exciting.

2020

Your Hand in Mine because it was an unintentional post IW/EG rewrite that I didn't intend to write. It was originally something SO different but I'm really proud that I made my own contribution to this trope.

2021

Like a Wall of Stars because it created the Woobeau tag bitches! This isn't the first (or the last) time I created something for the first time on AO3 but it's one that I'm still so giddy and proud that I was able to do and do with love.

2022

when you help someone, you help everyone because post NWH fics with Peter & New York City are still so frustratingly rare. I'm very proud of this one and the emotions it conveys.

2023 (thus far)

point of view, quite simply because it might be the fic that takes me over 100k? it's one that I absolutely did NOT expect to become anything more than what it is and yet.

37. What fic has been the hardest for you to write?

2019

Someday We'll Know, simply because it was the first of my fics to "blow up" - it got so much attention and love that while flattering, made me a little nervous at the time because I was still so new.

2020

Insult to Injury, not because it was actually difficult but because a Morgan POV that intentionally wanted to disrupt some fandom tropes? I was concerned how people would react to it. That it did so well was very gratifying.

2021

No Need to Say Goodbye because everyone knows how much I despise the May Dies trope to my very core. Writing my own attempt at this misogynistic trope was an exercise in grief that fucked me up for a bit.

2022

into the dark because it was the first (and probably last lmao) time I ever wrote a time loop fic, one that I made harder myself by writing it in MJ's POV and not Peter's. I'm so proud of it but hot damn was it hard to think about and plot.

2023 (thus far)

when you move, i move, simply because fandom is horrendous and spideydevil is automatically thought of as an age gap. it's not! they existed before the MCU! alas.

38. What is your most self-indulgent posted story?

2019

Maybe in Another Universe (I Deserve You) was before it's time!!! It's so underrated TO ME and I love it so much. Proof positive of how much my love for Peter and MJ endures!

2020

This Never Happened Before which was The Lake House AU I spent a whole ass year talking about before I finally wrote it. Very gorgeous to me!!

2021

My Tears Are Becoming a Sea was a fic I never thought I'd write? Parkner? Peter at MIT?? What the hell? Never let anyone say spite can't fuel you lmao I'm very proud of this fic and what it wanted to say

2022

tell me where (to put my love) because first kill deserved better!!!!!!!!!!!

2023 (thus far)

back to december because tsitp is a dumb teen show with a dumb teen fandom but fuck if i won't treat you right jeremiah!

Fic Writer Asks

#seek speaks #spideychelle #petermjane #petermj #irondad #first kill #the summer i turned pretty #woobeau #spideydevil #this was a trip down memory lane #thank you for this lmao #i really have written a whole bunch of shit #i know it's obnoxious and uncool to be proud of the work you've done #but i've put in so much fucking work! i really am that bitch! #alexa play her by megan thee stallion

[thelvsickgirl]

“megan so this and that”

whatever i do, they ain’t missing that.

she couldn’t be more real.

#megan thee stallion #fuck you all #im in a bad bitch mood today #send help

[salmonandsoup]

miss ryme scarletviolet i love you so much, it’s time for gilf supremacy

the outfit’s based on a megan thee stallion look! :D

reblogs are greatly appreciated!  likes are awesome, but please reblog!

#ryme #pokemon #pkmn #pokemon scarvi #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet fanart #pokemon violet fanart #ghost type #megan thee stallion #the mun draws #the mun digitally draws #yes i did give her stretch marks bc she DESERVES THEM #you think this bitch gives a fuck about cellulite? NO #she's got bars to drop

[theeblackmedusa]

TORY GOT CONVICTED MY QUEEN GOT HER JUSTICE

#megan thee stallion #black women #protect black women #black tumblr #melanin #tory a bitch #black women deserve better #respect black women #believe black women #megan my beloved im so happy for you #fuck anybody that supported that monster #you can rot

[starswallowingsea]

I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB

#shay speaks #MEGAN IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING IN DMS NOW CUZ GUESS #WHOS MOVING BACK TO MICHIGAN #ME BITCH!!!!!!!

[90363462]

Why is Drake posting Free Tory Lanez if Tory Lanez is guilty?? Why is he risking his image and brand by supporting a rapper that was convicted for shooting a lady? Unless he knows something we don’t know. This is very strange to.

Go get the j pay , write a letter and mark your calendar for prison sex you Canadian biiich you got nine years to go!

Imagine being a willing participant of the prison wife’s club for a bubba rapeharlot ?

I can’t relate because I’m not shooting at people over some harsh criticism

#hes a bitch #❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment) #celebrating the police and the system #being xenophobic towards Canadian people #posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material #nearly being racist towards black men #saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag #and backing the death penalty. #megan thee stallion #i’m not sad for her #i’m outraged #i’m just glad she’s in a better place now #those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #and they can go straight to hell #they will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #Instagram #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them

[blackgirlcinephiles]

😌😌😌

#a la carcel you dumb bitch! #megan thee stallion shooting case #megan thee stallion #tory lanez