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Julia Lennon

Full Name: Julia Frances Lennon

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Connections: Jenny Lee (fellow midwife), Trixie Franklin (fellow midwife), Cynthia Miller (fellow midwife), Chummy Noakes (fellow midwife)

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Evelyn Allen

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Ella Garland

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Carmilla by J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Castles Ever After Series by Tessa Dare

Christmas On Scandal Lane Anthology

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Desperate Duchesses by Eloisa James

Devine & Friends by Olivia Parker

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In Bed With The Devil by Lorraine Heath

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Just Once by Jill Marie Landis

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[adamwatchesmovies]

Zoolander (2001)

With its wall-to-wall, absurdly stupid characters, you wouldn't expect any legitimate wit or intelligence from Zoolander but that would be a mistake. It's an enjoyable, endlessly quotable, and memorable satire of the fashion industry.

Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is a self-absorbed, world-famous, good-natured but not dim-witted male fashion model. After he hits rock bottom, he becomes embroiled in a plot to assassinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Writers Drake Sather and Ben Stiller (who also directs) get far more material out of the concept of "dumb fashion models" than you'd think was possible. Derek Zoolander misunderstands crucial information and uses words he doesn’t understand. His rival Hansel (Owen Wilson) is the kind of would-be spiritualist that thinks he’s deep because he’s base jumped half a dozen times and has slept with women from all around the world. The man behind the conspiracy, Jacobim Mugatu (Will Ferrell) has a plan so dumb it might just work. Zoolander pulls you into this world where intelligence is undesirable because the fashion industry is all about being shallow. The joke could get old quickly, but we’re given several straight men and women to make this absurdity hilarious. Journalist Matilda Jeffries (Christine Taylor) is us. She’s the one that asks “why would never wear that? There’s only about 5$ worth of material in that shirt so how can it cost $1,000?”. In this world, that's the kind of question no one can answer because it's scratching the surface of what you should be questioning. She knows what's at stake but unfortunately, her intelligence means it'll all fall upon deaf ears.

Zoolander is filled with big laughs, the kind you can't wait to share with your friends so you can quote the scenes to each other after. There’s an incident at a gas station so silly it's impossible to forget. Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood will never sound the same, "What is this? A *blank* for ants?!" will become part of your vernacular. Traditional romantic comedy conventions are amusingly turned on their heads, to the audience’s delight. I'm going to single out the old “frumpy attractive woman who just needs to put her hair down” cliché as a favorite. Will Ferrell is used in just the right amount, as are several other comedians and celebrities who could've easily been annoying.

I’ll fault Zoolander for two things. The first is a lame erection joke that's as absurd as the Magnum look and the "janitor makeup” scene but is more than a bit embarrassing to watch. The second flat is some clumsy exposition delivered by two characters who disappear once their info dump is done. When you look at those isolated moments, you wonder if the script was rushed because they’re sloppy in an otherwise consistent film.

If it's been a while since you've watched Zoolander, give it another watch. It holds up well and even if you think you've seen/memorized all of its best gags, there are some I know you've missed. Pay attention to what's happening in the background and you'll find some new favorites, maybe even one you can get your friends to add their Rolodex. (On DVD, February 15, 2016)

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[lifejustgotawkward]

365 Day Movie Challenge (2017) - #14: Zoolander (2001) - dir. Ben Stiller

Zoolander is not as thoroughly hilarious as the two best satires of the late 90s/early 2000s, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) and Pootie Tang (2001), but Stiller’s film has more than enough funny moments and entertaining guest appearances to recommend it.

Derek Zoolander (Stiller) is the king of airheaded male models, a super-celebrity whose brainwaves are practically nonexistent. His status as leader of the pack is cruelly stolen away when Hansel (Owen Wilson), the newest of the beautiful people, wins the coveted “Male Model of the Year” award. Despite some argument from Derek’s excitable agent, Maury Ballstein (Jerry Stiller), Derek decides to retire; he is soon drawn back in, however, by the lure of starring for a campaign by mogul Jacobim Mugatu (Will Ferrell). Derek has no idea he’s going to be used as a hired killer - brainwashed à la The Manchurian Candidate - for the assassination of the Prime Minister of Malaysia, and it’s up to Hansel and reporter Matilda Jeffries (Christine Taylor) to stop the crime.

Occasionally the humor in Zoolander appears dated and off-color - Mugatu’s henchwoman Katinka (Milla Jovovich) is described by Matilda as a “she-male,” clearly intended to be an insult - but for the most part, Zoolander hits home runs. There is an excellently goofy scene set at a gas station, a particularly great cameo by David Bowie and also an enjoyable supporting role for Jon Voight as Derek’s working class father, Larry Zoolander, who says my favorite line in the film: “Damn it, Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor!”

#365 day movie challenge 2017 #zoolander #2001 #2000s #ben stiller #owen wilson #jerry stiller #christine taylor #milla jovovich #david bowie #bowie #jon voight #satire #satires

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Zoolander 2

At Fashion Interpol, Valentina Valencia examines the expressions of recently assassinated pop singers’ last images and believes they match Derek Zoolander’s trademark look, “Blue Steel”. A flashback reveals that the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good collapsed, killing Matilda Jeffries and injuring Hansel McDonald. Derek later lost custody of his son, Derek Zoolander Jr., and…

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#2016 #Comedy