#massivementalitynut

[tteokdoroki]

Hi aali!, Happy Valentine's Day~ I saw your bumble date, swipe right event and would like to participate :D I put forward gojo satoru as my fav, red bottomed heels as my ideal valentine's gift and for my date to be sweet. Please and thank you in advance /^w^/

⋆ 𝜗𝜚 ˚⟡. — SATORU GOJO. swipe sweet: red bottom heels.

about. it’s a match! whilst dolling yourself up to spend valentines day with your husband — satoru gojo reminds you of how much he loves you with a very expensive and reminiscent gift ( 1K ).

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact! sfw, fluff, reader and gojo are married + have kids, reader is wearing a dress, afab!reader.

・:〃⤥ bumble date, swipe right event !

“are the kids in bed?” you ask your husband satoru as you scrutinise the line of red on your lips in the mirror. his large palms smooth over the curves of your frame, hugged by your pretty and powder blue dress, before stopping just above your navel. 

the gesture is sweet, with no ulterior motives, you’ve learned over the years that your husband values proximity and closeness. he likes to hold you close like you might disappear and touch you as though to make sure that you’re real. tonight, he gets lost in the way you feel underneath his explorative fingertips, entranced by how beautiful you look tonight (or any other night). 

cooing, you capture his attention — brilliant colbalt eyes finding yours in the mirror.  “satoru,” 

“you look good in this dress, baby. is it new?” he quips, head of silvering hair coming to rest at the junction between your neck and shoulder as you finish perfecting your lip. “sorry, yes honey. the rugrats are sleepin’.” 

you squirm happily in your man’s hold, relishing the way that he loves up on you with kisses to your neck and his warm hands rubbing up had dabi’s your sides. “what about the sitters? did you pay them?”

“you mean fushiguro? we practically raised him, a bit of free labour never hurt anybody —“ when you cough unhappily, glaring at your long-time lover and father of your children in the mirror, satoru pouts into the kisses he’s fitted along your bare shoulder. “— fine, i’ll leave him a tip.” 

the man is rewarded with one of your dazzling smiles, the type that has his heart bursting through his chest and his brain a mess. no matter how many dates you go on, how many times you celebrate valentine’s day together…satoru gojo finds himself falling in love with you all over again. each and every time. 

“satoru baby, did you—?” 

“yes, sweetie, i called the uber. it’ll be here in five. yes, i called the restaurant and had them push back by thirty and yes, you look beautiful. you always do. you’re just as beautiful as the day i met you,” years of marriage has taught satoru gojo to be prepared for anything. your fluttering mind, your worry for your children, the fact that you always take a little too long to get ready for the simplest of outings. these little habits and ticks of yours are things that he cherishes, things he wouldn’t change for the world. satoru has grown a lot since he first met you, and has grown in all the right ways to make sure that you’re loved. 

spinning you in his bulking arms, satoru backs you up against your bathroom sink — caging you against it with his arms either side of your hips while he leans down to press a kiss to your forehead. “now, i know we like to be fashionably late to things, being the hottest couple in the world and all, but i really do think we should get going,” he scolds you playfully, but doesn’t make an effort to draw away from you. “i can’t push this table back anymore,” 

you smile, blowing a kiss up at him so that you don’t smudge your lipstick. “don’t let megumi hear you say that, you know that he thinks we’re cringe.” 

“he can think what he wants, nothing will stop me from showing off the most beautiful woman in the world,” when the white haired man finally steps back, your fingers remain linked — wedding bands clinking against one another. “let me get your shoes, gorgeous, the car’ll be here soon.”

as your husband retreats ( leaving you a love stricken mess in the bathroom ), you resort to packing a clutch with the essentials for tonight — debating on which lip gloss to bring with you until he comes back. 

“remember these?” satoru questions you softly once he re-enters the bathroom — sinking to his knees despite the tight fitting black tux that he wears. your eyes drift over his handsomely aged face, firm and muscled form, down to the pair of heels he holds in his grasp. their white leather and red bottom sole are all too familiar to you. a pair of christian louboutin heels fresh from the box. 

setting the pair of shoes down, satoru gently takes one of your ankles in his hold and positions it perfectly to slip your foot into the heel. “you wore them to our wedding, way back when. i remember that you spent hours deliberating between the kate model and the hot chick model. even still, i always loved how they looked on you,” he reminisces, lips ghosting over your thigh and thumbs smoothing up your calves once your foot is secured in its shoe.  “how they make your legs look.” 

he wiggles his eyebrows up at you then, making you snort under the dim lighting in your bathroom like two teenagers struggling to get out of their clothes after a night out. “satoru!” you squeal, pushing at his shoulder with your bare foot. “focus, we’ve got to leave soon,” your husband nods, working your other heel on while you reminisce. “i thought i lost the original pair in one of the boxes when we moved to the bigger house for the baby.” 

blue eyes shoot up to meet yours, holding so much love and adoration for you. “not too tight, right?” gojo whispers, rubbing at the back of your foot to make sure the leather material isn’t hurting you. you shake your head, earning yourself a kiss to the knee. “you did. lose them. i remember how upset you were, so i figured i’d get you a replacement pair. they might be a little different but—“ 

“but they’re perfect, thank you baby,” even after all this time, satoru remains the most thoughtful partner you’ve ever had. you swear to yourself that you’ll cherish him always, look after him always. even after life and even in death. “i love them.”

“i love you.” gojo says tenderly, taking a stand and offering you his hand all in one swift movement. “now cinderella, i do believe our carriage awaits. our Uber driver has just set a timer and i’ll be damned if he drives away with my damn money.” 

with that, you let your husband whisk you away for a romantic dinner — expensive and cherished red bottom heels clicking against the pavement while the wind carries your joint laughter as you run like fools for your uber (much to megumi’s dismay). 

꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.

#gojo x reader #gojo fluff #gojo x you #satoru gojo fluff #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x you #satoru gojo x you #✧ ₊˚੭ — writing #tteokdoroki #𐙚 bumble date & swipe right ! #✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification #✧ ₊˚੭ — close friends story #massivementalitynut

[4izawas]

Dan heng? :3 (Caught in the act~)

𝐂𝐖‼️ | gn reader ( w a pussy ), bf dan heng, prev established relationship, nsfw, getting walked in on, traumatized march 7th & welt yang.

Soft grunts and moans fill your bedroom, sounds that would be music to your ears if you weren’t making similar noises of your own. “S-So good,” you whisper softly, clutching tight to your boyfriend's muscular shoulders as he thrusts his hips into yours, sending his thick length deep enough to punch a pleasured gasp out of you with each rough rut of his hips. 

“F-Fuck — Aeons, yes,” Dan Heng whimpers above you, his dark bangs slightly damp with sweat and swaying with each familiar motion. One of his hands is gripping the headboard of your shared bed almost enough for the metal to bend, and the other is in a tight loop around your middle, hugging you close and he lets out stuttered grunts and whines with each roll of his hips. 

“‘M close,” he whines, stuttery breaths falling from his lips as his grip on the headboard somehow gets harder. You hardly notice, too caught up in the feeling of his fat tip dragging along your sweet spot before slamming against your cervix in a way that made your toes curl. Dan Heng always filled you up so perfectly that you could hardly remember a time when your insides hadn’t been shaped to the size and width of his fat cock.

You toss one of your legs up and over his back, your heel digging into his ass and pressing lightly enough to be registered as a wordless insistence to not stop, and he does just that, keeping up the comfortable pace while bending down to nip and suck at your neck and collarbone, one of your hands moving to knot in his hair and tug gently. Shifting his lips from your bared throat to your own, you deeply moan into his mouth as he kisses you hard, your teeth clashing ever so slightly as your tongues intertwine. His thrusts start getting sloppier, but you’re hardly in any place to care as the hand he’d had on your hip moves down to start rubbing hard, fast circles on your swollen clit. 

Faintly you hear a muffled voice say your name, along with a soft knock, but you’re far too deeply buried in the feelings of being so sweetly intertwined with your boyfriend to really allow it to register in your brain, so it’s only instinctual for you and Dan Heng both to jump in shock when the door is gently opened and the person who opens it lets out a startled, “Aeons forgive me, I’m so sorry!” at the same time as a high pitched screech before who you see is an embarrassed Welt ( along with a red-faced March covering her eyes with both hands while standing half-behind him ) closes the door quickly in a harsh slam. 

You and Dan Heng both pause for a moment while he remains buried in you, staring at the door in mild surprise before you both look back at each other at the exact same time. You both blink, then you start giggling, and Dan Heng lets a shaky laugh tumble from his lips before resting his forehead against yours as his laugh evolves into a soft chuckle. 

“Of course we would be so lucky as to have Mr. Yang visit us at such a late hour,” Dan Heng murmurs softly, and you giggle again. 

“But poor March,” you reply, looping your arms around his neck as he laughs lightly. 

Pecking your lips gently, he asks, “D’you think we have enough time to cum before they send Himeko so they don’t have to look at us too soon?”

You giggle harder. “I don’t know. Can you make me cum that fast?” It’s said teasingly, but the slight challenge is enough to flare up the lust in his eyes again, and his pupils blow quickly as he fixes his mouth against you neck again. 

“It seems like I haven’t proven my talents to you enough yet,” he rumbles lowly, “Allow me the pleasure of doing so.”

#dan heng x reader #honkai star rail x reader #star rail x reader #hsr x reader #cas has mail !! #massivementalitynut

[unofficialadamtaurus]

To Adam doing ice hockey things? These are the only acceptable answers lol:

Do you think Ironwood would be his rival or coach if Adam were an ice hockey player xD? (Idk man, I would lose to you in ice hockey and maybe the same in field hockey but I think I can give you a run for your money in air hockey >:D!)

boy oh boy do I have Ideas for a hockey AU

Teams are Academy-based with the headmasters as head coaches (professors as offensive/defensive/goalie coaches as desired). Plus Sienna with the White Fang as another team.

Note this is not comprehensive or final, just what comes to mind right now.

On the White Fang:

Adam is junior, a captain, and center

Ilia is a sophomore and left wing

chainsaw dude is a senior and goalie

Albain brothers are juniors and a defensive pair

On the Atlas team (mascot TBD):

Winter is a recent graduate (played center) who returned to be the offensive coach

Flynt and Neon are a wing pair (right and left wing, respectively)

Penny is a freshman and goalie

Ciel is a freshman and defense

Marrow is a senior, captain, and plays defense

Clover is the defensive coach

Elm is the goalie coach

On the Beacon team (mascot TBD - Beacon Beowolves?):

Ruby is a freshman and center

Yang is a freshman and right wing

Blake is a freshman (transfer from WF) and undecided between defense and left wing - played defense but wants to try branching out maybe

Weiss is a freshman and defense

Jaune is a freshman and goalie

Nora is a freshman and defense

Ren is a freshman and left wing

Pyrrha is a freshman and center

Yatsu is a junior and goalie

Coco is a junior, captain, and center

Velvet is a junior and right wing

Fox is a junior, vice captain, and defense

On the Haven team (mascot TBD):

Cinder is a senior and center

Emerald is a sophomore and defense

Mercury is a sophomore and left wing

Neo is a junior and right wing

#massivementalitynut #unofficial adam answers #uat hockey au #adam taurus #all due respect i would crush you in air hockey #my reflexes are insane #i do appreciate a nice long rally tho #i've figured out why i haven't drawn it before: drawing hockey equipment is HARD

[izvmimi]

Hm... Idk Mimi, maybe the guy is an old soul like so:

see he doesn't have the conviction behind it it's clearly parroted from an adult

#mimi replies #massivementalitynut

[suguru-getos]

Wait, does that mean you're on equal standing with that manager of yours now that you've been promoted? 0w0

KADINTEYSUSF I wish 🫡👹 but she’s 13 years experienced and I’ve got just 2 years of experience in the big boy corporate world.

#massivementalitynut

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Seeing your inbox increase 170+ is kinda intimidating but I shall try my best in leaving some requests before it closes (hopefully it has not been done before ':D) I would like to request Undertaker with an s/o who works as a stand up comedian? Please and thank you in advance >///<

aaaaaaaaaaa it has my seal of approval!! >:D

Hahahaha, he can’t get enough of all their jokes! It wasn’t enough for him just being around them and hearing them crack jokes during the day at home… he has to come out and watch them perform! He loves all the funny things they say while they’re with him, so getting to see them make other people laugh too is just wonderful. He’s of the opinion that there isn’t nearly enough laughter in the world. That his sweet, darling (Name) is helping add to that laughter is a beautiful thing in his eyes. It doesn’t even matter what their routine is; rehearsed, improv, audience participation, or a little of everything. He adores it, and will be roaring with laughter long before the show is actually over. They’ll probably find flowers waiting for them at home… of course, they might be trick flowers which spray his S/O with a surprising but ultimately harmless stream of water. Or some other thing which he thinks will make them laugh. What can he say? A healthy sense of humor is one of the things he loves best about a significant other, and (Name) has it in spades! He’s so proud, it seems impossible for that toothy grin of his to get any bigger.

#massivementalitynut #Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Undertaker #reaction #romantic #fluff #what can he say he loves to laugh!!! #one hell of a queue

[54prowl]

Hello, I would like to join the ghost haunt ask game with 👻+😊? Please and thank you~

Join the Haunt!

twt | ig | ko-fi | event

#massivementalitynut #ask game #ghost2023

[taichouu]

Hello, For the music song ask game.... 1, 2 and 7? Please and thank you in advance ^-^

A song you like with a color in the title ?

-> I was absolutely obsessed with this song when I was in high school, I'm not gonna lie. I still think this is probably my favorite LDR album even if I don't listen to her anymore.

2. A song you like with a number in the title ?

-> Hm. or maybe One More Time from Daft Punk, thats such a classic.

7. A song to drive to ?

-> The entire Mad Max Fury Road album what ELSE !!

Music Asks!!

#tai talks #massivementalitynut #thanks for the questions my friend :o) !!!

[threadbaresweater]

Omg, Happy birthday Lin!!!!! I hope you have a wonderful time with your family! (and ofc some private moments to yourself >w<~)

hey you! thanks a bazillion! and thank you for tagging me in all the good art you see. I'm always flattered that you'd think of me.

I'm working today (boooooo) but im going out to dinner with Mr. Lin tomorrow night to celebrate. I could USE a vacation in some warm, tropical location, but I'll have to settle for a local Italian place and a bottle of wine hehe

#moots! massivementalitynut #birthday greetings 🎂

[vampireloverz]

Hello again! I have a double whammy of thirsts for you! Monster of the night on the brain is *drum sounds* mothmen ;3

im sorry i dont write for mothmen 😭 but i did see your other thirst and am thinking up something for it ^_^

#from: massivementalitynut #📝 — asks

[tteokdoroki]

aali offering to sell some boops:

ME IN A DARK ALLEY WAY

#✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification #✧ ₊˚੭ — close friends story #massivementalitynut

[4izawas]

Cas, I would like to hear about your bonnet collection ^A^! (what colours do you have? how many? Do they have patterns on them? :D)

hehehe yes i have several HDBCUBR i have a grey one, a silver and pink one, a black one, and a leopard print one w a black band! they’re all satin n very very lovely, and the silver and pink one has ribbons you can tie into a pretty bow over it <33 ( it was a goft from my mom it’s so fucking cute i love it sm ). unfortunately the grey one i dont use anymore, its for when i’d shaved my head and it was growing out again, so it’s too small for how much hair i have rn, and the black one is way too big bc it was for when my hair went a lil past my waist <33 so they r both put away rn!! the leopard print one is in the wash and my silver n pink one is on my loveseat atm <33

#cas has mail !! #USER ID: massivementalitynut ..! #I LOVE THEM SM THANK U FOR ASKING BESTIEEEE I KISSKISS U #the texture of satin is so so good to me #i love the way it feels on my fingertips #AND THEY’RE SO COMFY TO SLEEP IN #DID I MENTION THAT #EEEEEEE

[unofficialadamtaurus]

Hey Ares, have you heard of acrostic poems? What words would you apply to your own name and Adam Taurus?

A poet, I am not.

Regrettable it might be,

every strength has a weakness.

Such is life.

And yet I persist,

day after inevitable day,

attempting perfection.

More's the pity.

#massivementalitynut #unofficial adam answers #give me homework and i will not follow the assignment

[izvmimi]

If tanjimimi becomes official before zenitsu finds a girl then you just know he's gonna be so bitter and have regular outbursts till he finds love 'xD

i smile at tanjiro once and zenitsu starts screaming at the top of his lungs

he hands me a flower and zenitsu pretends to have a seizure

#mimi replies #massivementalitynut #tanjimimi

[suguru-getos]

Hi Ena!~ I took a few stabs at trying to find what gangyi means and so far the closest I could find was it's meaning in chinese (resolute/steadfast/stalwart). Seeing no other alternatives and since japan did borrow chinese letters from china to incorporate into their own language, I figure it's the closest explanation for hawk's personality? XD

Omg!! That could make sense!! Thank you so much I love you so bad 🫶🏻🫶🏻😾😾 I was struggling so hard because I literally couldn’t find out what it was & then I was sooooooo close to pulling all my hair out because of it 👹🧍🏻‍♀️ he is my resolute optimistic babyboi & I’d give him DA MOON 🌙

#massivementalitynut #hawks bnha #keigo takami

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

When I click on the tags section it leads me to character tags but then when I click on the character's name it seems to leads to an error page? 0.0

OKAY SO INITIALLY I was baffled by this! on one of my blogs, I had this error where people would be taken to a weird screen saying something about something or other couldn’t be verified, and I thought maybe it was that

but then I investigated myself, because on that other blog, I can’t reproduce the error people are getting and things work fine for me

HOWEVER... on THIS blog... I checked to see if things worked for me, and I got the error too

then I hovered over one of the tags... and realized that the url doesn’t match mine!

soooooo... I know what happened. XD back when I first set up that tag page, my url was somewordsofblackbutler-x-reader, and I changed it several years ago to my current url... so the tag links are still linked to my OLD url, which doesn’t exist anymore!

so yeah, the links are just broken, and that’s totally on me, whoops! ^-^;

I promise I’ll get round to fixing it soon! in the meantime, if you go to the homepage on my blog, then add /tagged/Character at the end, it should show all the content for that character

like if you wanted to see all the content for Agni, you’d put blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk/tagged/Agni

so sorry about that!! I’ll try to fix that soon! <3

#massivementalitynut #answered #mod post #BOY IS MY FACE RED #I JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF WHOOPSY-DAISIES