#marnie complains

[comestible-digestible]

the lack of jade content in the CL fandom is revolting. anyways it’s my sole mission to make the CL fandom girly because it’s becoming too boys only

#marnie babbles #marnie complains #captain laserhawk #jade #THERE AINT SHIT FOR THE QUEEN #THE REST OF THOSE MFS WOULDNT BE HERE IF IT WASNT FOR HER #go on #bow down to your queen #(and me :3)

[uncomestible-undigestible]

I can promise the people who think what triggers me is strange or mundane, that if you spent a day in my body and mind, you wouldn’t even last five minutes. You would most likely beg to be mercy killed.

now take that but every. single. day. don’t know when, you’re lucky to get a day off of being triggered, crying, screaming at the universe for allowing you to feel such pain and believing that the people who love you supposedly do.

That’s my reality.

#marnie complains #actually borderline #bpd warrior #bpd experience #mentally ill

[mymelodyisme]

The moment Shane realizes he cares about you, like actually cares, he’s all in. This man will would drag himself through literal hell if you called for help. Maybe that’s why he’s so hard to get to know, why it takes a lot of effort on the farmer’s part to befriend him.

Shane loves so hard. He’s always loved so hard. It didn’t always work out, and some never had the chance to stay.

Up until the farmer showed up, Shane had less than a handful of people he’d do anything for, and now one of the most important people he’ll ever meet added a fourth finger

#🥺 #anyways Shane’s fingers are Marnie Jas and Emily #yeah sure he grumbles and he complains early on in the relationship but he deeply WANTS TO BE HELPFUL #HE WANTS TO BE USEFUL #HE WANTS TO BE NEEDED #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew shane #🫣 projecting onto my favorite fictional character a bit 😋✌🏽 #i love him sm #before he even LIKED generally speaking mys he saw her passed out and tried to ignore her but eventually huffed and took her to Harvey #when Harvey gave hom the okay he took her back to Marnie’s and let her sleep in his bed until she woke up #myshane♥️

[katestrophe]

the unfounded rage SDV players have for That One Guy is absolutely hilarious

#girlies go down the joja route and then complain abt pierre #that being said #FUCK marnie #marnie sdv #stardew valley #gaming #gaming memes #memes #stardew valley memes

[dandelionbitch]

Does anyone else have a grass fed farm in Stardew?

#It’s not as hard as you might think #It just requires space #Or regular visits to Pierre I guess #But you can totally plant enough to create a self-sustaining pasture #This works especially great on the beach farm #stardew valley #stardew #Sees everyone complain about marnie’s store hours #Laughs in pasture-raised

[jupitersflytrap]

i cannot BELIEVE this someone i’m friends with decided to send out a folder of “unsent messages” to like. everyone i guess?? and i got one. and it’s bad.

#plant rant #marni stop making friends with people who think they’re the main character in a shitty ya novel challenge #‘why isn’t our friendship like it used to be’ #oh i don’t know between my MASSIVE crisis about not being able to keep friends and that time #and the time you SNAPCHATTED ME #saying you wanted to off yourself #because QUOTE #I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULDNT WORRY #i am going to live in a hole in the ground forever #also sorry if you’re reading this i just don’t really have anyone to complain to lol #don’t worry i’m fine it’s just aimless complaining

[elegyofthemoon]

whoever voted engage... what the hell 🧍‍♂️

#I HAVE TO TAKE A PAUSE TO DO STUFF BUT #I JUST FINISHED CH 21-- #oh my god so much death is happening #fe engage rambles #<< in case anyone wants to block that #BUT OKAY ALSO WHAT THE HELL.... #I MEAN. IK ALEARS GONNA BE FINE LMAO BUT ALSO :((((((((( #idk if ill do another chapter but... i do wanna finish these cutscenes these cutscenes long alsjdaflkh #im not complaining btw i looove it its so pretty #im sad about marni though :(( and veyle :( #aLSO THAT LITTLE 'please' THAT ALFRED DID WHEN THEY WERE STUCK FIGHTING AGAINST THE CORRUPTED ; A ; WHAT TEH HELL...... #orz im gonna go chill my brain first ill brb alksjdfljkah #GUYS I WANTED TO COME BACK TO SILLIES I FUCKING FORGOT WHERE I LEFT OFF :(((((( #YOU CANT JUST DROP A SAD CHARACTER ON ME LIKE THIS... #k i highly doubt ill liveblog but like. in case i do. theres that tag. anyways im still sad about veyle fjjdjdjd #thats probably the big thing i was sad about during that whole ordeal #also my brain was slightly itching about like potentials for sombron #but i dont remember what was said to say what was on my mind 🧍🏻‍♂️aaaaaaaaaaaa #i dont give a crap about him but that potential gave me a funny idea. #maybe. idk what the idea was tho LOL oh well

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

can you write bachelors with a cryptid farmer? except they're not a cryptid, just a very strange person. and by that I mean the fact farmer will simply appear one day, start giving their love interest their loved items from the get go, character doesn't even know them! and then there's the fishing in weird places, always seeming to know where and what a character is doing, always running from one place to another, sometimes passing out in the deepest depths of the caves. very weird human.

I assume, dear anon, that you mean vanilla bachelors only. Hope I'm not wrong. Anyway, thanks for asking, and enjoy! 💖🫰

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SDV bachelors with a cryptid Farmer:

Well, Sam wasn't too surprised about favourite gifts - he's always a fan of eating something tasty, and pizza, as he thinks, is a win-win for almost everyone. So it's pretty easy to guess what to make him happy. Although the young guitarist sometimes thought that Farmer behaves rather recklessly and weird, the same words were said about Sam when he stuffed 40 marshmallows into his mouth on a bet. A bit odd, but Sam doesn't care, because Farmer is a good friend and, heck yeah, free food!

They're everywhere: at Marnie's ranch, at the JojaMart, at the Saloon. Shane is already afraid to look over his own shoulder, because there, with 99.9 % accuracy, Farmer will be behind him. No matter how much the chicken lover snapped at Farmer, no matter how much he calling them names, they stood like a statue, handing him a plate of pepper poppers. This weirdo is literally stalking him, but no-one's paying attention! The hell?! Although the peppers are tasty and spicy enough, can't argue with that. Wow, what a fucking life...

Poor Harvey has been sitting up late at night looking at Farmer's medical records and he's already getting a headache from trying to find some logic. Farmer still keep going to dangerous places, keep getting seriously injured (4 emergencies in a month!), and their wounds just inhumanly heal in a couple of days! How does that even possib- Farmer? How did you get in here? The clinic's closed. Oh, wine? For him? Why, thank you, it's his favorite- !!!! They- they just teleported right in front of Harvey.... The doctor won't need a wineglass anymore, he's gonna drink right from the bottle.

Yes, Elliott must confess: after a couple of instances when the writer had not even got beyond the threshold of his cottage and he had already been handed a duck feather and a basket of pomegranates by the Farmer, one could find them very strange. But you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Maybe Farmer just has a hard time finding the words to communicate and this is how they express signs of friendship? And fishing... What's the big deal about fishing? The valley is rich in fish, so why be surprised that there are fish almost everywhere? Anyway, Elliott decides to judge people for their actions.

Alex should probably be concerned about Farmer's strange behaviour, but he... didn't care? Pelican Town was already full of people the athlete considered a bit odd, so why should he be surprised by the new Farmer's odd behaviour? They go everywhere, they fish everywhere, so what? It's their life. Though to Alex's recollection, regular farmers don't seem to fight monsters deep in the Mines, but then again, maybe that's their hobby. Plus Farmer give him his favourite salmon dinner all the time, so what's there to complain about?

Sebastian never seemed to have mentioned to anyone that he liked obsidian and frost tear so much. So he has no idea how the new farmer might know about it. Though, on the other hand, they're always carrying a bag of various cool gems from the mine and decided to give him something, so maybe a coincidence. Later there was a case where they stood right under the door of his room to hand him sashimi (also his favourite?) and ran off somewhere. Okay, that's pretty weird. There's sashimi, though.

#stardew valley #sdv #thanks for the ask! #sdv headcanons #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv harvey #sdv elliott #sdv shane

[farmerstarter]

Could you possibly write some random hcs for my man Elliott? Hope all is well <3

ʚ📜ɞ ˚ · . random Elliott HCs:

tags: elliott x gn! reader

hi! thank you so much for requesting :) Elliott is my number 1 favorite bachelor in sdv, so writing this was a treat. I hope you enjoy them 💐🤍

🪶 You had to be the one to initiate your first conversation. The two of you exchanged smiles and gave each other waves when you crossed paths. But apart from that, you and Elliott never spent time together that lasted more than a minute. He was always so caught up in his own world, distracted and staring off into the distance. You later found out that he tended to zone out a lot, thinking about his drafts and meticulously judging his own writing prowess. "Being alone tends to do that to you," Elliot would muse. The two of you soon made an effort to spend Friday evenings in the Stardrop Saloon, hiding away in your little table in the corner. He would drone on about ideas for his book and you would complain about crows picking at your crops. It would usually end with Elliott drunkenly dancing on the table while you laugh at him. He's a happy drunk, no shame hiding under his lucious hair whatsoever.

🪶 He helps Willy tend to the shop sometimes when he doesn't have the energy to write. Or he would be with Leah in the saloon, both of them complaining about their art/writing block.

🪶 He's a master of calligraphy, I decided. His letters to you are always so well done. You end up keeping his letters instead of throwing them away because they were too pretty to be lost in your endless letter drawer. He writes poems to you, most of them about you. He always signs it at the end with "Yours, Elliott"

🪶 He collects sea shells. Makes them into bracelets after Leah taught him how to do it. It was no wonder why you couldn't find any shells when you would wander to the beach in the afternoon. Elliott already got to them first. You've noticed that both Leah and Willy have shell bracelets, wearing them wherever they went. When you and Elliott became friends, he sent you a bracelet and a letter accompanying it in your mailbox. Elliott bashfully told you that he got your wrist size correct because he would hold onto your wrist when crossing to the other side of the beach, across the wooden bridge you built for it. And here you thought he was holding onto you so neither of you would fall in the water. Turns out, that was only half the reason.

🪶 When he moved in to live with you, he spent his first few weeks reading about crops and farm animals so he can help you around the farm. He enjoys spending time in the coop with the ducks the most. He even bought a duck from Marnie to have as his own, much to your amusement. It's the only duck that lives inside the house. He gave you the honor of naming it.

🪶 He and Willy would have dinner together sometimes (Elliott and Willy friendship, my beloveds). Willy made him his famous crab cakes and Elliott has never known peace since. Willy had to give Elliott the recipe so he can make his own batch to eat anytime he wanted. Elliott cooks them for you too.

🪶 He keeps a notepad tucked in his pocket for when inspiration strikes. He told himself that he would write ideas for his book the moment he gets them. But he doesn't end up doing it. He tells himself that he'll remember them when he gets home. Most of the time, he doesn't.

🪶 I like to imagine that Elliott is a merman that Willy accidentally caught in a net one night. He got into writing after he realized he can hold paper without ruining it now. He rarely talks to anyone aside from Willy, who caught him in the first place, and Leah, who accidentally caught him swimming in the river as a merman. But honestly, this is a story for another time.

#stardew valley #stardew valley x reader #sdv elliot x farmer #sdv elliot x reader #stardew valley fanfic #elliott sdv #sdv elliott #stardew valley headcanons #support banner at the end is by cafekitsune 🤍 #🌱 writing :: ELLIOTT

[hellhoundmaggie]

Do you have any SDV hot takes?

Boy do I ever Anon! Thank you for giving me the chance to get on my soapbox about this.

Shane doesn't relapse when he is happily married to the Farmer. The popular "relapse" interpretation is based on faulty assumptions about what substance abuse recovery is supposed to look like and flat-out misreadings of the text of the game.

Shane doesn't "start" drinking again: he never stops, just reduces the amount he drinks. (Unless we are supposed to interpret the phrase "cut back" in the 7 Heart Event as meaning "quit” or "gave up” for some reason. Or if we ignore the new 1.6 dialogue about him drinking less after his 6 Heart event.)

Shane's mess is not a consequence of uncontrolled drinking, but a consequence of his depression and possible under-managed ADHD. His room at Marnie's remains exactly as messy when he's in recovery as it is when he's spiraling, so the drinking has no effect on his cleanliness.

”Okay,” you might say, “but he still shouldn’t drink, and he should pick up his room.” And sure, yeah. Ideally we should all do the same. But that’s not always a fair or realistic expectation for everyone. Not everyone can quit their addictions or bad habits cold turkey. Not everyone is going to be the model citizen. That doesn’t mean they can’t live happy lives. That doesn’t mean they don’t have value. That doesn’t mean Shane doesn’t have value.

So instead of complaining about the ways that Shane fails to measure up to typical adult standards, it may be more productive to ask: is he happy? Is he doing okay? By any reasonable measure, a married Shane is living his best possible life. He‘s surprised and delighted to be your trophy husband. He doesn’t have to worry about taking a soul-sucking job or struggling with unemployment. His drinking isn’t causing him any problems, and if he can’t keep his personal space clean, at least he doesn’t let his mess spread to the rest of the house. He has his own little coop for Charlie and it’s just adorable to watch him bounce her up and down. He actually makes time for Jas. I am not requiring everyone to love Shane the way he is written, or to make space in their farmhouse for him. But please, have realistic expectations for the character that exists. And do make friends with him. He gives you an OP recipe and access to blue chickens!

#My other hot take is that people shouldn’t install mods that “fix” NPC character flaws #Yeah it bothers me too when Penny pushes George’s wheelchair without consent or when Clint gets on his “Nice Guy” hobbyhorse #But CA gave these characters flaws for a reason #Flaws add interest and depth to characters #Instead of knee jerk rejecting my discomfort with the character’s bad behavior #I can sit with it and reflect on my own behavior and values #And I can recognize the worth even in characters who don’t share my values #Or who don’t change and grow in the “right” way #After all I’m not gonna share all your values #Or always change and grow the way I ought to #But we all gotta live together and give each other a little grace #Anywho those are my hot takes #Thank you for your time #shane stardew valley #stardew valley #media analysis #media criticism #media literacy

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

🦊 femboy-zoroark

brought this one back to Paldea from my vacation in Galar but he just keeps whining whenever we speak anything but Galarian around him and complaining about the food being spicy even when it’s not?? what should I do?

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

um how about returning a Pokémon Of Significant Cultural Imporance to its natural habitat and NOT stealing from other countries whilst on holiday? arceus help me people on this website are so stupid i bet you don’t even know what you have there mf proably thinks it’s just a regional lycanroc maybe DONT TOUCH THINGS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

🦦 fat-furret-friday

guys guys the galarian is *angry*

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

why does it matter that I’m from galar the point still stands that he took zamazenta out of its natural habitat to parade it around his fancy school off in Paldea like a spoilt brat

🔥 slugma-nuts

As if half the pokemon population of galar *isnt* actively taken from literally everywhere else and that’s just the Pokemon don’t even get me STARTED on the rest of the shit you fucks have stolen. it’s not like they don’t have wolf type Pokémon in Paldea either!! zamazenta seems happy and healthy just having some normal home moving adjustment issues why don’t you go to one of your sad little Pokémon centres that are LITERALLY BUILT INTO PUBS and chill tf out

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

Love it when tumblr user SlugmaNuts thinks alcohol addiction is something to laugh at aswell as the blatant disregard for galarian native Pokémon and culture

🔥 slugma-nuts

GALARIAN CULTURE LMAO nah that’s it can’t argue with that level of brain rot

🍃 boy-sprigatitties

hey anyone in this thread smoke weed?

❄️ step-on-me-sneasler

fjsjfjwjd he deactivated

🔥 slugma-nuts

most hinged galarian poster

#dashboard simulator #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sword and shield #this stated as a joke and now it’s a whole post help me #notscene.txt #gonna make a tag for pokemon stuff cuz it’s a current hyperfixation uhhh #teh scenest pokemon #<< block to not see pokemon posts

[comestible-digestible]

hot take, as a lesbian it is so fucking annoying and frustrating to see posts on posts on posts worshipping men and seeing jackshit about women. the hear me out trend?? men. anything cool? men. like what the fuck if this is what progressive is i guess i’m not it like let me see some women. i only worship women. tf is this 😭😭😭😭

#marnie babbles #marnie complains #lesbian salt #like why are women so rare?? #or unappreciated?! #i am begging someone to point me towards a women’s space #like i want to be called my fem f/o’s princess tf

[uncomestible-undigestible]

i looked up stuff about having a sibling with BPD and its like a stab in the chest because everything i saw detailed how the sibling without BPD was always hurt/anxious n shit.. like wow thx.

#marnie complains #i really try not to be like the articles say #but i might’ve fucked up

[mymelodyisme]

MYS HELPING VINCENT AND JAS SET UP A LEMONADE STAND DURING THE SUMMER

#Pierre complains that they don’t have the proper paperwork and mys threatens to buy her seeds elsewhere so he shuts his mouth #shane swings by buy a cup drinks it there and buys a refill drinks it there buys a refill drinks it there buys a refill #he also stops to flirt with mys and though the kids are usually super stoked about mys and Shane being into each other tell him to get lost #if he’s not gonna by more because he’s loitering 😂 #Haley complains a little bit that the lemonade needs more sugar and takes a photo of them #the moms all come spoil these hardworking children #Sam drags seb and Abby to buy a drink. Sam buys three seb and Abby think it’s for them but he downs them all himself #Jas thinks Abby is the coolest so she gives her one for free them charges seb for two and when he complains she adds a 25 cents to his price #Lewis comes by and tells the kids about how HE had a lemonade stand in his youth and how he charged a quarter for one cup and how he #still has it today and it taught him all about the value of hard work #Penny stops by and pulls out her wallet and the kids are like ‘NO. you get one for free Miss Penny’ #Marnie finds excuses to keep popping up for a drink telling them it’s the best she’s ever had #🥺 at the end of the day they make quite a bit and mys buys them each a new piggy bank to save their money in for when they use it #stardew valley: poochencia farm #myshane♥️

[jamminjunimo]

The Bachelor/ettes and how good they can cook

Abigail Probably not a great cook. She complains about when her dad cooks but it's not like she does much better. Definitely a chicky nuggies and fries girl if she has to cook for herself.

Alex Surprisingly good but isn't used to cooking. He definitely doesn't come off as someone who would know how to cook or be very good, but he's helped Evelyn enough to have unwittingly picked up some tips and tricks.

Elliott Decent cook. He's best at seafood and veggie dishes, and has a few he really excels at.

Emily Good cook. While she doesn't prepare the food at the Saloon, she's picked up a few things from Gus. Unfortunately, she uses a lot of ingredients and makes dishes that don't often suit the palates of many others *coughHaleycough*.

Haley Doesn't usually cook more than anything that can be microwaved or easily tossed together, but has tried and can make something good if she puts in the effort to.

Harvey Likes to make healthy meals when he can afford it and has learned how to cook pretty well but doesn't have the time and often resorts to easy-foods he tells his patients to avoid.

Leah She can cook but prefers to make fresh, organic meals with lots of raw ingredients.

Maru Not the greatest cook but can follow a recipe when needed. Prefers to bake desserts when she does due to the mathematical precision required.

Penny Average. She can make simple meals but when she strays and experiments (as seen in a heart event), disaster ensues. Living with Pam she doesn't really have access to the best ingredients, either.

Sam Can't really cook more than instant or really simple foods as he (admits in game) never learned to cook.

Sebastian Also can't really cook more than simple, basic foods

Shane Let's be real, if it weren't for Marnie and Gus he'd be living completely off Bachelor Chow™

#sdv headcanons #stardew headcanon #stardew valley #stardew valley headcanon #stardew abigail #stardew alex #stardew elliott #stardew emily #stardew haley #stardew harvey #stardew leah #stardew maru #stardew penny #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew shane #fandom headcanons #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #headcanons

[luvstruckmutt]

RANT ABOUT PEOPLES WEIRD ATTITUDE ABOUT SHANE STARDEW VALLEY INCOMING!!!

saw people complaining about shane today and saying he is a bad and awful husband and they divorced him after seeing his room and that he becomes boring after he starts getting therapy because the interesting thing about him is his struggle with addiction and after you "fix him" what's the point of being with him And just?? Why?? Did you even marry him?? Like?? I dunno, people are allowed to have opinions on characters but so many peoples' opinions are just?? Really bad and rooted deeply in ableism and misconceptions about mental health/addiction and are super saviory??

I have said this a thousand times but you can't fix people. That's literally not how people work. You can, however, be there for people and try and create a safe environment for them to be able to help themselves!! AND THATS EXACTLY EHAT FUCKING HAPPEMS IN STARDEW!! Shane gets help ON HIS OWN because he is being supported by both his family and the farmer. And to see that just fucking fly over peoples heads makes me so mad because DID WE PLAY THE SAME FUCLING GAME?? YOU DONT FIX SHIT!! YOU ACT AS PART OF A SUPPORT SYSTEM!! (Which is very important but like) YOU AS A SINGULAR PERSON CANT FIX PEOPLE!!

I also just hate the "I can fix them" attitude because, at least in this specific situation, the people saying this are the same people who divorce him because his room is ugly or because he is implied to relapse and still is depressed??? It feels like the same thing as when someone has "spread kindness!" or "love each other!" in their bio and then is the most rancid hateful person ever? The room thing in particular makes me mad because LIKE WHAT DID YUOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO LOOK LIKE?? YOU SAW HIS ROOM AT MARNIE'S, WHAT MADE YOU THINK HIS ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE WAS GOING TO BE ORGANIZED AND SPOTLESS???

Idk like, again, you can dislike Shane and even regret marrying him. He's not very nice to you until you really get his hearts up there so he comes off as rude and abrasive. You don't HAVE TO LIKE HIM!! But so many people just spout hateful shit and it's like god, I hope you never have anyone in your life who suffers from mental illness because even though Shane is a video game character, the stuff you're saying and the ideas you have surrounding addiction and mental health are super toxic and weird and I hope no real person ever has to be subjected to them.

edit (put this in the tags but then wanted to add it to the main post):

#stardew shane #shane sdv #stardew valley #its like also #relapse is often a part of recovery. it doesnt mean the person has given up trying to help themselves or anything it just happens. #and people are so weird for demonizing it or chalking it up to shane not loving you or something?? #i cant speak on relapsing based in addiction but ive relapsed on other things and i know that it makes you feel so disappointed im yourself #to on top of that awful feeling have someone who you thought cared about you get mad and make your crisis all about them must be so painful #again like Shane is a character but the things he goes through are incredibly realistic and mirror a lot of peoples real life experiences s #just think before you fucking speak ig #tw: alcholism #tw: addiction #relapse mention #mental illness #rant #cupid.txt #tw: ableism #🌶️