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with bonus internet points to anyone who actually writes a list:

the definition of A Character is overall yours to determine, within the following parameters:

if a Person is Symbolically Nameless, they must have a known moniker to be considered A Character.

for the purposes of this list, A Concept is not A Character unless this is specifically indicated in the text.

misspellings are accepted and perhaps inevitable.

#just made a list there and got to 42. could probably get some more but can't be arsed. #good to know i've still got it* #(* it = autism)

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#a pylon! check it out

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#my current perfume is a sea salt and rock rose one from arran aromatics #niche. but it smells like the sea it’s really nice

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#this is so crazy i just watched this film again the other day #for the first time in years #and went ‘huh i didn’t remember the lesbian’ #i didn’t go out of my way to watch it it was just on tv

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i don’t iron all my clothes because who has the time for that #but i’ll iron a smart shirt if i’m wearing it out #if my t-shirts are crumpled i just hang them up while i’m in the shower though

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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me: man it's nearly midnight i gotta sleep

the david byrne that lives in my head: WORLD OF LIIIIIIIIIGHT SHE'S GONNA OPEN OUR EYYyYyYES UP!

#sometimes when i can’t sleep i stupidly decide to listen to remain in light #needless to say it does not have much of a soporific effect

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#i know i say this all the time but some of the people on this website would not survive a literature degree

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#ohhhh hard to pick. hmmm. #i love coco she might be my favourite. #i feel so bad for her when people say she looks creepy #but i also love bob!!

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there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

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Bob Mortimer meets David Byrne (And Away…)

#both bob and db are so wonderful

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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

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David Byrne for the Talking Heads' Once in a Lifetime music video.

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

#this always makes me laugh

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#it's just like the cosmos......... wow #excellent

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From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

#so real