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virginwetrooster · 10 months

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Peach agrees to meet Bowser to actually negotiate a wedding.

Bowser shows up decked in his best wedding suit and vibrating from excitement but frowns and gets flustered at the sight of Mario and Luigi flanking Peach.

Peach : "The thing is, when I said before that I could not marry you, the issue was not only with you."

Luigi, between his teeth : "Yeesh, brutal."

Peach : "You see, despite my feelings for you, I can't just marry you because I wasn't alone when you proposed to me."

Bowser : *glares at Mario as he sees where this is going*

Peach : "So if you want to marry me, it can't only be me. You'll have to accept the-"

Bowser : "Fine, fine, I'll take the-"

"Three-"

"Two of you-WAIT what do you mean THREE ??!"

Peach and Mario point wordlessly at Luigi who does an awkward little wave. And despite the friendly smiles of the two others, Bowser gets suddenly hit by the awareness that if he says the wrong thing here and now, he won't have a shell tough enough to survive whatever happens in reaction.

So he accepts the offer. He feels like he's being scammed, because while he finally got Peach, he can tolerate Mario at best and what would he want with the Green Mario ?

Skipping to the wedding night (after the strangest wedding day ever witnessed in both Mushroom and Koopa Kingdom):

Bowser, laying on his bed, blushing, breathless and surrounded by three warm and sleepy humans : "Oh. Okay, I can get used to it after all."

#super mario bros #mareach #powser #bowsario #bowuigi #mariocest #royal affair polycule #maybe? how do you call the four of them?#Bowser got to learn a lot #about both himself + human anatomy + the Mario bros #the angsty version of this AU would be that it takes a lot of time for Bowser to warm up to M&L #especially Luigi who doesn't have as much history as Mario does with Bowser #but they still grow close don't worry #and Luigi is a Mario Bros package deal so it's not like he's alone

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istadris · 1 year

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The Mario Movie Fake Dating AU none of you were expecting

Bowser : "that human hanging out with my fiancée...DO YOU KNOW HIM.???"

Luigi, sensing this guy is crazy and jealous enough to murder Mario over some girl he has just met but trying desperately to save his moustache by giving away something : "Y-Yes ! Yeah yeah I know him he's-he’s-he’s HE'S MY BOYFRIEND and he's not interested by your fiancée at all he's just looking for me-e-eeee!!!”

Bowser : "Boyfriends? When you look almost the same ?"

Luigi : "We like to match !! It's a couple thing !! I wouldn't expect you to understa-YIIIIIIIKKES!!!!"

(RIP Luigi's stache)

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Cue the most awkward situation because when Bowser’s spies report that Mario and Peach seem close, Bowser decides to "get back" at Mario by stealing his boyfriend, and starts flirting heavily with Luigi (who is both terrified yet doesn't mind that much since 1)it's better than being dunked into lava 2)when he’s not using awful pick-up lines or threatening innocent people Bowser is kinda funny).

EXCEPT!! Mario and Peach are not a Thing! Mario is currently falling hard for DK, but both are on very different wavelengths about where they are on the relationship scale because they’re idiots, AND Peach and Toad have grown close and are very close to confess but haven’t found the right moment yet because there’s a war going on.

*Waves hand dismissely* Let’s fudge the movie timeline a bit to give everyone more time to know each other, and let’s have them all meet at the wedding, THE IMPORTANT PART IS, it's a very, VERY confusing scene:

Bowser : "You want to steal my fiancée?? Fine, I don’t care, I got YOUR boyfriend !!"

Mario : "DK what the hell ?? You’re with Bowser now??"

DK : "Dude, I don't know what he's talking about !! And what does he mean you stole his girlfriend!! Wait, do you see me as your boyfriend ?? "

Peach : "Bowser, I will never marry you after you threatened my real boyfriend !!"

Toad, starstruck : "I’m your boyfriend ??!! And yeah!! What she said! And she's MY girlfriend, you dumb turtle !!"

Luigi : "Wait, so you seduced me just to make Mario jealous??"

Bowser : "Well you didn't seem to mind cheating on him!!"

Mario : “Luigi ?? You cheated on your fake boyfriend for THAT guy ??!”

Toad : “wait, aren’t you guys brothers?!“

Bowser: “WHAT??!”

Everyone is yelling and arguing like it’s a telenova climax while Bowser’s army is awkwardly standing on the side because they ain’t getting involved into THAT drama.

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BONUS/Alternate take :

Bowser : "you might have my fiancée but I have your boyfriend mouhahahaa !!"

Mario : "boyfriend ?? What are you talking about ?"

Bowser : "then who's the pathetic whelp with a moustache who's been crying in my dungeon this whole time??'

Mario : "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT LUIGI!!"

#super mario bros #mario movie #bowuigi #mariokong #I don't know how to tag Peach/Toad so let's go with #Peachoad #also just to cover my bases even if it's not really what's happening here let's go with #mariocest #miscellaneous mario madness

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positively-pro · 10 months

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PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK to sign petitions and send your representatives letters about stopping KOPA!

The law could be severely misused and is open enough to interpretation that it seems like it could be used to take down sites like Ao3 and Tumblr for being LGBTQIA+ safe places. It would also likely require age verification for EVERY internet user, which would not protect kids, it would just give the gvmnt more possibilities to restrict and police our internet use.

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign literally all of these that I can right now. ♡

I saw another post about this, but they didn't want proshippers to interact, so I'm making my own.

#proship please interact #pro ship #proship #proshipper #rickmorty #madrigalcest #sebaciel #mariocest #elsanna #blmatsu #cupcest #sorry for putting what might be spam into the proship tags guys!#this is just important and the only other posts i've seen have been very vocal about being anti's so i want us to have a safe version to RB #also these are just the proship tags i tend to be in the most so sorry if they seem random!#kosa #ao3 #petition

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duckthisone · 4 months

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they're t4t your honor

#mariocest #mario x luigi #sibcest #proship #sibcon #brocon #brocest #my art

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kuramirocket · 11 months

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I just got to this sidequest today called, "Brothers in Arms" and I am so soft. Once it was obvious that Luigi was needed specifically for this battle, Mario immediately walked to his brother's side ready and willing to fight alongside his little bro 😭❤💚

And ofc, this sidequest was solely these two even if either one of them isn't in the player's party.

#this is love I tell you I can't I just my heart it's so cute!!!! 😭❤💚#mariocest #mario + rabbids sparks of hope #mario #luigi #mario x luigi #luigi x mario #beep-0 #mario franchise #shippers and non shippers alike please reblog and like #shippers please feel free to tag as ship I want everyone to enjoy my post ^^

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trainerakemi · 8 months

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They love each other, your honor.

#mariocest #mario #luigi #super mario bros

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kakusu-shipping · 1 year

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I adore how many Mario Movie critiques are “Character A and Character B should have kissed with tongue”

You all hate me but deep down we’re all the same

#Mariocest #bowuigi #Mariokong #This one goes out to that one guy in the Mario Movie tag who admitted to shipping Bowser and Kamek #Bestie you are SO right #We're all out here wanting out little game guys to kiss hard on the big screen #It's okay.

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beveledboybooba · 8 months

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I don't understand why sibling ships are so fascinating to me or why they bring me so much joy to read about, but they are and they do. I think about elsanna or tcest or mariocest or stridercest and I just

#proship please interact #elsanna #tcest #mariocest #stridercest #i cant remember all my ships. i know theres probably more lol #fdx p1 #madrigalcest #isamira

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sunflowerdroplet · 1 month

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"Lovely Dress Luigi"

(Art for fanfic "Now that's it's Been Brought to My Attention)

#super mario #luigi #luigi nintendo #nintendo #mario #super mario bros #toad #captain toad #toadette #my fanart #fanart #smb #smb luigi #mariocest #mario x luigi #bowser #bowluigi #fanart for fanfic #luigi in a dress

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faveship · 2 days

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Mario and Luigi from the Super Mario Bros. Series are in an incestuous relationship! Requested by: anon!

#shipcest tw #tw shipcest #proship #mariocest #mario #luigi #mario x luigi

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tiny-space-robot · 10 months

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HEY PROSHIPPER!!

if youre reading this, you get a slice of pie and a hug! also a huge blaster to put on your ship to defend against antis! take care <3

#proship #proship safe #proship positivity #proshipper safe #proshipping #profic #pro fiction #proshippers please interact #fnaf #star wars #reylo #mariocest

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virginwetrooster · 18 days

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Me shipping Mariocest : fluffiest incest ship. They love each other so much. Soulmates from birth. They would die for each other, they would kill for each other, they would find each other in a thousand lifetimes, cutest puppy love.

Me shipping Dr Mario/Mr L: *rams them into each other until they're raw and full of angry bites*

#super mario bros #mariocest #dr mario #mr. l #listen if Mr L is Luigi's opposite #then it stands to reason Dr Mario would also be unhingrd #and that both would have the worst ways of showing affection #Dr Mario wants to strap Mr L to a table and vivisect him then lovingly put him back together #Mr L will burn down a building to get Dr Mario's attention

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spiritmoodboards · 1 year

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