#manbear

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-6326 - The Manbear

by Raddagher

Our April Fools episode this year was requested by Patreon patron, Abe, featuring @jdnvx and @izzybutt, with additional voices by Breck Wilhite, Christian Jasper, @oktober-urn, Brittany Carlton, Lee Daniel, @phinnsy, and @mezzoprime!

#scp #the scp foundation #the scp foundation database #reading #reader #voiceover #sci-fi #horror #urban legend #folklore #fiction #podcast #april fools #manbear #scp-6326

[probablyawizardsblog]

Boys kissing boys 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😘❤️🏳️‍🌈 #happypride #iloveyou #manbear #sunshineandsummertime (at Fontana Lake) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfbj9_HL6EZy22Rdz4gnrri0DIytBGm7S82JCk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#happypride #iloveyou #manbear #sunshineandsummertime

[supersoftly]

#i am asking the more important questions here since everyone is boring #manbear vs bearman

[random-thought-depository]

Re: manbear discourse (this is a discourse iceberg I've mercifully only seen the top of): am I the only one thinking that part of the subtext of the discussion may be that "man alone in the woods" is itself seen as suspicious behavior?

If the comparison isn't "bear to random man" but "bear to man who shows potential signs of hostility/dangerous failure of values-alignment with mainstream society," then being more scared of the man gets significantly more reasonable:

1) That point about the base rate fallacy (you encounter men many times per day without being attacked, you probably rarely encounter bears) gets shakier.

2) Especially because this is exactly the sort of circumstance in which values-alignment failure is likely to lead to actual aggression. This is a man alone with you. A man dangerously values-unaligned with mainstream morality is likely to still be civil and non-aggressive with you in ordinary day to day interactions, as a matter of his own self-preservation. In an encounter in the wilderness with no witnesses and no-one around who might intervene, you lack this "apes together strong" collective protection. Put it more baldly, if this guy was a serial killer, for him this situation would be the perfect opportunity to kill somebody and get away with it.

3) A hostile/dangerously values-unaligned man is in many ways a potentially more dangerous opponent than a bear despite the bear's greater brute strength; a hostile/dangerously values-unaligned man is much smarter than a bear and may have tools that give him many tactically relevant abilities a bear doesn't have (most obviously, he may have a gun, which is a significantly more dangerous weapon than a bear's teeth and claws). A hostile/dangerously values-unaligned man is also much better equipped to pretend to be safe to be around until he can get you into a position of vulnerability; if you meet a bear you know right away that you're dealing with a powerful, dangerous creature that doesn't have human morality, but an ordinary human is likely to extend substantial trust to another human by default.

The problem with this is, uh, it kind of seems to just move the dumbness from "a random man is more dangerous than a bear" to "a man being alone in the woods is a red flag that he might be out to kill, rape, rob, etc. people"; the latter doesn't strike me as a particularly reasonable proposition either!

Also, if this is about gender, it moves the accusation against men from "a random man is statistically more likely to be dangerous than a bear" to "men are more likely to be dangerously values-unaligned with mainstream society than women so a man being alone in the woods is a yellow/red flag for that but a woman being alone in the woods is not." Is the latter a more plausible/reasonable proposition than the former? Offhand, I can see some possible evidence for "men are more likely to be dangerously values-unaligned with mainstream society than women" e.g. most murderers are men, but 1) that's kind of weak, 2) that then raises the question of how much of the difference is the product of dangerously values-unaligned women being more incentivized to submit to the "apes together strong" pro-sociality coalition because physical sex differences and gender roles result in such women tending to have less physical strength, less access to and familiarity with weapons, and less familiarity with violence than their male equivalents. Note point 2) in relation to this.

#gender #people are complicated #manbear discourse

[gayhenrycreel]

sometimes being a system is crying and screaming and not being able to tell the difference between the past and present. other times its having a dream about alastor from hazbin hotel and just assuming he was a new alter

#he was not #there was a bear in a cave #it used to be a man #it still had patches of human skin #alastor lured it out of the cave #because he thought it was funny #to see me get chased by a manbear #he ate my goldfish #alastor not the beat

[joe-myosotis]

I was on the fence if i should post it or not but. This is too funny. I blame @mynamejers for this

Check out scp 6326 it’s hilarious

Commissions pinned on my page :)

#scp 6326 #scp foundation #scp fanart #scp manbear #god i hope i dont get banned #scp

[supercreig]

"Oh my fuck. The dog goblin is real."

#mega fist puncheru (ic) #ic #algor probs: manbear pig is real too!!!! #open to mutuals

[venbetta]

I hate to be that person, but were is a prefix for man. "Manbear." Anyway, love the concept and design, it's so frickin cool.

*grabs and chokes you* /lh

Damn you,,, but also thank you ^^

I love him.

I know it's not the most original concept but I still like the idea of "were" bear Freddy.

#do not leave me alone in a room with him. #/srs... just dont #glamrock freddy #fnaf security breach #werebear Freddy #ask #anonymous

[thebrickdwarf]

Bear or man?

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear? Why chose when you could have both! The Manbear! Or Bearman, whatever you prefer. The best of both (and possible none of the downsides) He even brought picnic.

#bear or man #man or bear #brickcentral #lego photography #toys outdoors #lego outdoors #afol

[blockboiscraze]

Minecraft Series I Recommend

CodeNeon- UHC GENERATIONS (I'm currently watching this series! ^^) -Flaming Moai- -Quillbee- -Leon SBU-

Origins Series of any sort from Xylophoney! (this link is for the Olympus One :D)

Swayle- does Horror! I'm getting into his From The Fog series!

Idk SomeGuy- INTELLIGENT ManBear its extremely horrifying and suspenseful, he's making a series with it! so far there are 5 episodes ^^

CrazyMtch42 My Hero Origins (Love it so much)

As well as his Faitytale Origins! Specifically Seson 4 and up I especially recommend watching!

Devi Devi Academy! - Absolutely fell in love with this series when it first came out and still love it as well as their Origins Series!

If you don’t like BL or ig Yaoi or mature I don’t recvomend these ones Below (This include gore)

Spellbound Book- BL story really nice! ^^ (a little bit favored bc I just really like BL stuff lol)

#minecraft #my recs #my recommendations #minecraft series #UHC Generations #masterlist

[maybemoss]

hai moss im curious. what are your favorite scps. :3

mine are pretty basic (049, 999, etc) but I also like 6448 (the not deer) & 783 (the crooked man)!! i haven't been able to check out the less well known scps but i will someday

YES!! i have a lot to say about this wait let me pull something up i made a list

SCP-7000 “The Loser” (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7000) and anything and everything related to william wallace wettle — horrible pathetic wet cat of a man. the world hates him personally and the feeling is mutual. cannot have ONE nice day without something going wrong. by god he deserves a break and he won’t get one. canonically divorced (to the extent that canon is a Thing). there are other articles with him but 7000 is the perfect showcase of the bullshit surrounding this man

SCP-6326 “The Manbear” (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6326) — absolutely fucking hilarious. looks like a generic spooky scp article at first but just scroll down to the first picture and you’ll see what i mean. it’s just punch after punch and it left me IN TEARS laughing. someone calls the manbear hung at some point.

SCP-7243 “Existential Abatement” (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7243) — insanely good but probably relies quite a bit on you already being familiar with the characters present; you can read about them at https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/on-guard-43-hub (particularly SCP-5056, SCP-5243, and The Significant Others A & B) if you want but be warned there’s A LOT there. also has a lot of what i can only call bullshit sci-fi jargon (affectionate) and it’s great but i uh see why it might be off-putting if you’re not used to it

SCP-INTEGER (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5242) — there’s a guy named Dr. Placeholder McDoctrate in there. do i need to say more.

ANYTHING Undervegas (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/undervegas-hub) — agent calendar my beloved. site-666 my beloved. it’s all great. based on the idea of vegas falling into literal actual hell. the director of the site keeps using everyone’s souls as collateral on bets with demons. if you need a starting point i recommend SCP-4661 but any article works

honestly literally anything with the O5 Council, doesn’t even have to be a specific version of them. see https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/o5-command-dossier for more info. off the top of my head one i really liked is captain kirby’s 001 proposal “O5-13” (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/captain-kirby-s-proposal) but i am INSANE about all of them. i have my own personal OC interpretations of the council and i have been rotating them in my mind for six months straight. they started as a silly thought experiment but have turned into actual fully-fledged Characters and i am sad that they only exist in my brain :(

SCP-7600 “Six Feet Under” (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7600) — it’s been a while since i read this one so i don’t remember ALL the details but it’s about two O5s (4 & 8) and a magic realm. made me Feel Things

OKAY THATS ALL i could dig up more but i’m sleepy and i think this is a pretty good overview. ty for asking!!! :D

#the-real-dev #ask #scp foundation

[squishysoftmonsters]

💚Hear me out...Cisgender manbear with boobs..Or..Cisgender woman with fur...

But..conforming to the ideal body that a lot of media wants[bony or lightly meated and hairless is like 99% of it sadly.] is not how it should be in real life. You be you. dont conform to the sexualized perfectionism media projects.

[thicc and hairy is pretty hawt tbh..]

We are all imperfect in our own special way..and that's what makes us perfect.

Sincerely Your foreign Monster Lover💚

#squishylovers #real talk #ted talks

[supersoftly]

Okay I can't even haiku this, it's just depressing-- the "discourse", people just openly comparing men to animals and then getting mad at them for being offended... or worse, other men white knighting on their behalf, it kinda disgusts me

(to quote my buddy)

#but yeah.. the responses are so telling that some people are still extremely prejudicial towards an entire gender #while acting like being discriminatory is such a valid and hip thing to do. lord almighty they are not sending their best #which is why you should vote on my poll manbear vs bearman instead

[random-thought-depository]

RE bears vs men, I think that another factor worth considering is that a bear is not going to assault you because their feelings got hurt, plot for six months to get back at somebody, stalk you, or hurt you specifically because they have nonpersoned you into a thing whose suffering is a moral positive; and the same cannot be said of humans.

Both bears and humans can harm me, but (for at least some people) you can't compare them just by checking, IDK, disability-adjusted life-years or something.

Or, if we do want to discuss DALYs and QALYs, maybe it's worth asking whether "I choose the bear" is an attempt to express, "the uncertainty of knowing whether a particular man is likely to intend to harm me, multiplied by all the men that I am going to encounter and have to be wary of, causes more harm I would experience living alone in Bear Country, where the Not Getting Eaten By Bears rules are still pretty simple." Stress has a very real effect on wellbeing and lifespan, after all.

That's an interesting point, I don't really have anything to add to it.

#manbear discourse

[folansstuff]

I'm bored, and you’ve been super kind, so here's a present for ya. I'm gonna try to come up with some genuinely good questions regarding Atticus. Some will be simple, while others will try to dig deeper. Here we go:

1. What is the most important thing in the world to Atticus? His undisputed #1 thing?

2. Would Atticus give this thing up if it meant saving mutantkind?

3. What angers Atticus most?

4. What saddens Atticus most?

5. What is Atticus' biggest flaw?

6. What is one regret he will carry for the rest of his life?

7. What made you follow the official timeline for his story instead of making your own?

8. Who do you think Atticus would be with if Illyana did not exist?

9. Is Atticus a genuinely good person to you? What dark traits does he have deep down, if any?

10. What could potentially turn him to a villain? If anything?

11. If you had to change his powers, what would they be?

12. How much of you has been reflected into this manbear?

And that is all for now! Hope you enjoy.

Thanks for the questions! I appreciate the questions, especially when they're thinkers like these ones. That being said, there are a lot of them so they're gonna go under a read more.

His books. It's Illyana. Of course it is. We are talking Illyana as number one, and then his students and team mates at second.

2. Absolutely not. This has more than once gotten him punched in the face for his stubbornness. His loyalty to Illyana is more than a little bit self-destructive lmao.

3. Atticus is an incredibly laid back dude, but literally any moment when he is forced to interact with Xavier makes him want to rip his hair out. Years of watching the egg-man ruin his friends, students and others lives because he think he knows best drives Atticus up the wall. Also Sinister, he exploded when he found out Sinister was on the Council.

4. SAD! KIDS! As a former traumatized teen and currently mildly traumatized adult, nothing upsets him more than seeing a young person having a rough time. This why he has so many (unofficial) adopted children (consisting of ever single student he has ever had).

5. A combo of stubbornness and, in a smaller sense, cowardice. Atticus has spent most of his adult life avoiding the superhero community, and until Krakoa, he was very committed to never getting involved. This has made him difficult to deal with, especially when he talks to people like the X-Men or Avengers. It also applies to his convictions, cause good luck getting him to budge once he's made a decision.

6. 3 big ones. Not stopping the Avengers from putting the Phoenix into Illyana, Piotr and Emma (he doesn't care enough about Summers or Namor to worry about them.) The other one is not being in Sydney when Australia's Sentinel program killed his mother accidentally. Notably he couldn't actually stop any of this from happening, but he still regrets it. Finally, he regrets leaving his job at Avengers Academy, since the events of Avengers Arena led to the deaths of a bunch of his students. (No wonder he's so protective.)

7. Honestly? It's easier LMAO. Not having to think as hard about the timeline of everything means that I can focus more on character work, which is really my area of expertise. And it's not like I can't mess with canon (the timeline I write in splits off after the 2023 Hellfire Gala) since comic canon is already so bullshit.

8. Uhhhhhhhhhh. I actually don't know? He's kinda crafted to fit well with her so much now that I have a hard time considering it. Maybe Emma? That could be a similar and cute relationship. Same thing with like, Lorna. Maybe there's a cursed timeline where he ends up with Boom-Boom. IDK, Atticus is drawn to people with Issues (and blondes), so that's probably your best bet.

9. Woah, big morality question. The boring answer is yes because I say so. But I think removing myself from that position as his creator, I do think he's a good dude. He definitely has his issues, but ultimately he just wants the best for himself and the people he cares about. If anything dying and coming back fused to a living garden has probably made him even nicer.

10. There's def an alternate universe where he's swayed to Magento's Brotherhood for a while, and I've looked at Beast's descent into villainy as a fun What If? thing. It would have to be if Illyana had died, or he let his more controlling elements take over.

11. Plants or making him a Telepath (of the unwanted voices variety). Honestly every time I write Atti's powers in action it gives me a headache, even though I think they're legitimately cool.

12. Uhhhhhh, some amount. As he developed he's actually gotten pretty far away, but it'd be silly to say nothing about Atti is similar to me. I'm Australian, and am currently in Uni for teaching, so there's the ones that 100% still apply at least. I wish I was as much a bear as Atticus is tho, I'm a little chubby, not quite as cuddly as he is (or hairy.).

#atticus moore #x-men oc #sorry this is so long lmao #asks #keeperofsin #folansstuff rambles

[orpheusterminals]

SATURDAY November 17th at Secret Project Robot Art Space 8ish

In the main Gallery: Return of the Masters + In the side gallery: Overboard 

Jason Robert Bell Blain Vandenberg

Chris Uphues Bridget Donahue

Robert Bell Steak Mtn.

THE RETURN OF THE MASTERS

Chris Uphues, Robert Bell, Jason Robert Bell

 The Masters are men who have completed the evolutionary journey that we are already engaging in. They have their retreats in the mountainous regions of the world. They have known for a long time that they would be required to return to the every day world of men to bring man to the next stage of human evolution.

These great beings appear once in every year at the Wesak festival in which they come forward and give out healing and inspiration as well as a stream of cosmic love from the one divinity known as God. At this time these

Masters will come into our lives and will transform our world.The Masters practice different disciplines and yet are all quite comfortable with each other. The Masters are concerned with the activities of the human race, and are making themselves transmitters of divine energy in hope that we may create a better world.

The Masters who are emerging will one day be in the majority but this will take many eons of time to manifest.Some of these incoming egos that are now in the process of incarnation are very advanced souls and may even be initiates and will later shine as the noon day sun in all of its glory

Soon we are to see the emerging of the World Teacher and so many people will be ready to tread the path of initiation.The first initiation will ,for a long time be considered a major initiation and will enable one to get in control over the forces of the dense physical

plane. 

At the second initiation we are then faced with the violent activity of the astral nature[or the emotional and this may take several incarnation to achieve as this is the most active level of work and needs to be dominated. Some souls will take many incarnations before he can be admitted through the gates of the second initiation for the student must at all costs dispel the astral mist that surrounds them.

Initiation is the gate way to a life more abundant and is the goal of all humanity in this world cycle. For the first time in many thousands of years the divine instructors once again will move and mingle with the human race as they did during the Atlante an time, and will be a time of great discoveries about ourselves as spiritual beings.The great mysteries of initiation will be known to the more advanced members of humanity as they themselves have tread the path for a very long time and are counted as the ones who can

be trusted with the holding of these secrets.There are at this time many who are on the very eve of the first initiation and this is why the ancient mysteries schools are to be established during this new age that we are now entering.

The teacher for this new age is the Master Robert Bell who is the embodiment of the planetary love of the solar and

human life waves.Some of these great ones who have come down the ages are for example,Jesus ,Krishna,the Buddha, Hermes,Yogananda,Dwul Kwull and so on.They have always come at the time of humanity’s greatest need ,such is the condition in the world at this time.Humanity is really sick and tired of all of the injustice in our world at this time and are ready at any cost work towards the establishment of a much more uplifting joyful experience. 

The Masters of Wisdom are the elder brothers of all humanity and love us all very much to the point that they will help us in any way that they can within the law of karma for they have been watch over all humanity for untold thousands of years and they know all about the situation that we are now in and will help in any way that they can.The Masters have always been teaching us about the laws of life and love and how to manifest our most beatiful dreams right here on this manbearing planet.

Over the next few years or so we are to see many of the Masters emerge from their ancient retreats and begin their teaching all over the world. The Masters are here to help us in the building of right human relations with each other and between the other kingdoms in the planet.There are as well about 500 initiates of the 4th initiation who will take the 5th initiation during this coming new age and many of them are along the 2nd ray of aspect which is that of Love Wisdom and is the major ray of this solar system.The bulk of

humanity are along this ray for all of this world cycle and will be for a very long time to come.

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