Isobel probably waking up with 100 year old makeup and then proceeding to forget to wash it off because girlie was busy and then just keeping it For The Aesthetic I Guess is the peak femme lesbian representation I want thanks
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*Itachi, Konan and Tobi standing outside of Deidara’s bedroom door*
Konan: Tobi, you’re his partner, right? Get in there and tell him!
Tobi: No way, Konan-chan! Tobi doesn’t want to get blown up! Itachi-san should do it; Senpai already doesn’t like him, so it won’t matter if he gets mad or not …
Itachi: I still don’t see the issue.
Konan: With those eyes, of course you don’t see an issue, Itachi! Fine, I guess this falls on me —
*Konan raises her hand to knock when the door is suddenly pulled open by Deidara, looking annoyed*
Deidara: I have ears, you know. I can hear you guys out here talking. What do you want, hm?!
Konan: It’s … well …
Itachi, bluntly: These two have an issue with your wearing that makeup.
Deidara: Seriously? I thought that our organization was a little more progressive than this, hm! Show me a written law that says that men can’t wear makeup!! You can’t, because one doesn’t exist! I have the right to —
Tobi: Senpai, that’s not the issue. We don’t care that you wear makeup!
Konan: We care that you’re wearing it wrong.
Deidara: … Wrong?
Tobi, taking off his mask and leaning close, in Obito voice: Look at my face. You see how my foundation is blended so well that you can’t hardly tell I have it on? Thats how it’s supposed to look, not all splotchy and erratic like yours.
Konan: And you need a better mascara. Your lashes should be lifted and separated, not all clumpy.
Itachi: Your eyeliner is nearly perfect in application, BUT you should consider switching to a waterproof brand. When you sweat your eyes start to look like raccoon eyes.
Konan: C’mon guys, let’s go to our rooms and get our gear. It’s more than time we gave our youngest member a good tutorial!
*Konan and the two boys run off*
Deidara:
Deidara: … I don’t know whether to be offended or excited, hm …
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[ask b4 reposting]
ais + japanese culture
insert guy deranged in front of corkboard image. so many feelings about him.
EDIT: THINGS I FORGOT TO MENTION
-the spider lilies on his enamel pin (associated with death in japan)
-red makeup at the outer corners of his eyes (this is a whole thing in traditional japanese makeup, geisha and kabuki makeup styles both commonly have it if you want to look more into it)
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