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unblock me princess I have a barely relatable meme to send you

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ME

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

#house md

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i couldn’t make this shit up even if i wanted to 

#isn't this the movie about a guy struggling to come out as bisexual only to realize he's actually just gay in the last 15 minutes #film

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#cereal because I am ✨️lazy✨️ but I at least mix it up with different cereals #mainly cheerios / rice chex / life / lucky charms

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every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

#have yet to check it out but the reviews have been good my fave spn writer is the showrunner and it was clearly made in a tumblr factory #dead boy detectives

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the most perfect and normal girl in the world

#fallout

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I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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#literally gifs you can hear.... HE DIEEEEEED LOTTIE.... #yellowjackets

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how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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one of my most treasured hobbies is going to a beautiful beach finding a good spot to sit and then pulling out my phone to blog