#make me your bomb

[uniasus]

I like to imagine that at some point in the Bomb universe, when all the Hargreeves are just hanging out, Diego casually tosses a knife at something and Viktor just like, snatches it out of the air with his telekinesis.

It zooms to his hand and Viktor pockets the knife, leaving Diego gapping like a fish, and all Viktor says is 'no knives around the kids' while Harlan and Clarie run through the picnic area.

Lila thinks it's the best thing ever.

#make me your bomb #my spiraling self #wip #viktor hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #tua #the umbrella academy

[novelconcepts]

The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account?? #why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

[evilkaeya]

meursault arc is a sitcom actually

#you can't tell me fyodor wasn't giggling inside when he dropped the your bond is shallow bomb #he was having the time of his life !! #couples counselling but 10x dramatic and with extra steps #is it even true love if you don’t make your relationship everyone's problem? #looking at skk and fyolai #so sorry for sigma who got dragged into this without consent #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #skk #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd manga

[monkiinart]

obsessed with what's going on here

#bomb rush cyberfunk #brc solace #brc eclipse #he's their resident silly cringe guy and im here for it #girlboss + silly guy always winning for me and they fed me well #eclipse girls are so goddamn beautiful #i got more like this but. not suited to post here LOL #sorry devs im making your characters boink already

[kaiserouo]

I don't even know how long this was in my idea list.

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#don't wanna draw valo right now so might as well deal with other ideas on the list #btw i kinda made up the scene on the spot idk why v1 is sitting there #it carried the dialogue well enough that i don't even wanna care about it anymore #also made up the encoding on the spot lol i wanna make it seems kinda possible but also kinda don't #tbf i guarentee that some of you don't need my translation you'd just take out your bombe upon seeing that stuff #but also i need to make every character encodable by enigma (wanna keep the whitespace) so it should've ruined most of your plans anyway... #i'm being a nerd don't mind me #ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #my art

[zxal]

Smile

#yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #yuya sakaki #my art #arc v art #when i started watching arc v i was like. wow the advice yuya's dad gave him is all really bad #and i was right. yuya sakaki makes me feel like i walked into an electric fence #what if you were 14 and you wanted so bad to be like your dad but you can't. because you're 14 and also an atomic bomb #and you weren't made like that. and you can't force yourself into that shape no matter how hard you try #but everyone wants you to be something you're not. and so do you

[jesuis-snips]

LIES: Palestine is murdering civilians.

TRUTH: Palestine is expelling occupiers.

LIES: Palestine is attacking Israel.

TRUTH: Palestine is standing upon its rights in its own lands.

LIES: Hamas is giving Israel reasons to attack them.

TRUTH: Israel has already been attacking Palestinians without a reason for years. Every resistance counts and weakens Israel.

LIES: Israel is the victim.

TRUTH: Israel is suffering for its sins for the innocent children they have killed.

#free palestine #palestine #and here we are seeing hypocrite peoples posts and how Palestinians are wrong and terrorists #do you even know what you are talking about do you even know the history of these lands #i am sure that you don't bc if you did you wouldn't even dare to open your dirty mouth #it is very tragic how the whole world was playin 3 monkeys when israel was attacking and bombing and killing and raping Palestinians #none of you gave a shit #none of you said a word #ever since i know myself there was pain and blood and tears in Palestine #and the couse was always isarael #ever since i was a kid i protested israel in meetings and press briefings #i have seen the pain of my muslim sisters and brothers i have heard their screams for help #and now this shameless people coming here and saying Palestinians are wrong and they should have picked a more peaceful methods #hah don't make me laugh #what peace are you talking about #whose peace would be a better question actually #why is it okay when muslims are hurting and wrong when others are???? #there is hell for israel #it is the only place they can go after all #the bottom of the hell

[weepylucifer]

i watch people react to the lotr movies on youtube sometimes - just for my personal relaxation - and this one guy just said "maybe this is presumptuous but why can't they just make a new, even stronger ring that controls all the other ones plus the one ring?" and, holy shit. why don't they just keep making even stronger rings. apart from all the lore and storytelling reasons for why that's not possible under those specific circumstances, i wanna send a complete stranger the wikipedia article for "arms race" so so so fucking badly 😂

#i won't but the temptation is present 😂 #posts by me #you're american my dude!! your country did that with nuclear bombs!! #can you imagine. maybe if tolkien had been writing lotr during the cold war it could have been this #the council gets together and makes the ring 2.0 (i guess they find celebrimbor's old blueprints in a dusty old box somewhere) #and then obviously sauron the maia for technology in absentia of the vala for technology (rip to a real martyr for science) #is like ohoho watch THIS. and immediately produces the ring 2.1 #amazing. buffoonery

[anon-by-design]

there are bets on when they'll realize

#ghost: man i must have made some GAINZ last night #soap: :((( did i lost 30 pounds and 2 inches wtf #price: *considering retiring* #gaz has bet 100$ on them not realizing until someone tells them #(hes right) #soapghost #ghostsoap #soap cod #ghost cod #call of duty mw2 #call of duty #people are more alarmed by ghost touching soap willingly than the other thing #ghost doesnt even realize hes done it til hes walking away like #“oh no... theyre gonna know... i cant let them know i love soap” #too late bud #their size difference.... #hngnngm #(its a little exaggerate but im only human) #ghost gives off an evil aura 24/7 #and soap is like “you make me feel like youre a bomb ! 😁 i love it” #and thats why theyre in love #soaps throat mic is holding me hostage

[cryptid-moose]

I was scrolling through my medibang gallery and I found some Jim/Toby art from June of this year that i feel like i should've posted cause Joby is MASSIVELY underrated ✊

#i miss trollhunters that shit was the bomb #..until the movie :/ #i feel very cringy looking at these doodles but they made younger me happy so they make current me happy :) #trollhunters #jim lake jr #toby domzalski #joby #jim x toby #forest draws #i miss my stylus 😭😭😭😭 i wanna make digital art without having to drag floppy rubber across my screen :( #god if Jim saw/listened to 'One of Your Girls' he would freak out /pos

[uniasus]

What would Sloane and the rest of the family's reaction to what Allison did to Luther be.

Oh, that's complicated and layered.

It comes out in stages.

In Reginald's universe, where Luther and Klaus are roommates, they end up having a really, really pitiful drinking game. If you share a memory/bit of history that the other person thinks a therapist would consider trauma, they drink. It's a weird, sorta emotionally safe way for them to both talk about what happened in their lives and get validation that it was awful. So less "You think that was bad, well here's what dad did to me!" and more "I agree what dad did to you was shitty enough for a shot."

So Klaus learns first, and he'd been the only person really willing to give Allison a chance right away but this changes that. It's after this drinking game that Klaus makes that phone call to Allison in Prove Me Worse.

From there, it slowly filters through the family. They know they have communication problems, but one of the ways they try to fix it is by gossiping about each other. They use it as a hivemind - what should we do? what should we say? It failed to identify what Viktor was hiding in Make Me Your Bomb, but does work here. Primarily because, sadly, both Klaus and Viktor have experience with sexual assault.

The solution is another drinking game - this time with all of them. Lila drinks pineapple juice though - she's pregnant and has a tart craving. And there's a whole lot of sharing about a lot of stuff. Some of it is repeats, just to more people, some of it is new. But that bad, shitty stuff? They air it all and it's a very good thing there's no powers between them because Viktor's book is totally something they spend a solid ten minutes on. But it allows them to acknowledge each other's tramas and in many cases learn there's someone in the family who understand part of what they went through.

After that though - it's not really brought up again. None of what they said. But it's there in the back of their minds, impacting how they interact with one another. Luther remembers from the elevator how good Viktor is at hiding tears, and so is always checking in on his emotional well-being. Five needs to know where they all are, so they regularly send messages like going to the store, who wants anything? or picking up a library hold, who else has stuff? Diego's hurt over the secrets Viktor spilled in his book means they develop a code about what's private and what's not. They learn the behaviors Klaus exhibits that mean he's craving a hit, the moment when to pull a tumbler away from Five. They say "I'm sorry" and "that's shitty" once, and then turn to actions.

In terms of how this translates to Allison's assault on Luther, the group avoids pool halls but a lot of Luther's triggers Sloane discovers after the reset. It's not the place of the SA that hits Luther, it's the command Allison used, a tone of voice in a certain situation, and so a sex game or two goes off the table.

In terms of how this impacts the group's relationship with Allison, things change as time goes on. Early after S3, they all pretty much avoid her. Klaus would have been willing to reach out if he hadn't learned what she did to Luther (the deal with dad is something he can forgive because hey, he thought dad had turned over a new leaf and could be trusted too). She's their sister, she's probably the reason they didn't all go poof like Sloane did. They keep tabs on her via tabloids, but otherwise, they carry on like she isn't their sister. She's hurt too many of them, in too many ways. They don't want her in their lives. Not someone they don't actually trust.

By the time the epilogue of 'Bomb comes around, the reasons not to trust her are smaller. Her power levels have been reduced, Viktor's sure enough of his powers he thinks he can stop her. The descent she'd been in at the hotel had been halted and reversed. More importantly, Allison makes the first move. She asks to join the family space again, with the gift of a night out on the town.

She misses them.

And they miss her too.

But just like all the stuff that came pouring out over tequila and vodka never got mentioned again, everything that Allison did never gets directly addressed. But Sissy watches to make sure Allison is never alone with Viktor or Harlan. Everyone makes sure Allison and Luther are not paired off, and Sloane checks in constantly that first harvest with Allison, even as Luther is checking in on Viktor.

You put the past behind you for the sake of the future you want. But you don't forget it.

#tua #the umbrella academy #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #sissy cooper #make me your bomb #cosmic dust storm #my spiraling self #my fanfiction #wip

[hiroshotreplica]

my chill season 2023 experience so far

#rambling #splatoon #this makes zero sense to everyone but me #those curling bombs...? dont care. im just gonna kill your backline while my enperry teammate splashdowns zone

[maingh0st]

@belabellissima's tags on this post deserve a post of their own, i—

#muffled screaming YOU GET IT #i think the ghost watched jude pull the riskiest gambles and repeatedly come out on top— #bloodied but with what she wanted—and was like. oh shit. she's not just a spoiled gentry kid #so taryn shows up and it's like. hm. yikes. there might be two of them #i'm not sure i subscribe to the idea that he fell for her while she was married to locke #(i think his feelings toward locke had to be so ugly that taryn would've gotten wrapped up in that at least a bit) #but i do think he never underestimated her #and had he not been otherwise occupied. i think he immediately would've noticed her posing as jude #i know holly is trying to telegraph romantic interest at the end of qon with him watching her #but i read it more like “you're a potential bomb that could detonate at any moment; there's no way in hell i'm taking my eyes off you” #she knows his TRUE NAME #he owes her his life #but i think that level of suspicion and vigilance would very naturally become fascination and admiration #she's lovely and kind but crafty and underhanded all at the same time #she's just human enough to make him ache. but she's just fae enough to accept him #oops this got long #anyways bela LOVE your tags thank u for giving me thoughts to chew on #tfota #the folk of the air #taryn duarte #taryn x the ghost #tcp

[solargeist]

finding out an IG mutual i was friendly with is a Zionist whos been defending israel this entire month is so fucking irritating and disturbing. Freak.

#seriously so mad abt it. they're constantly posting abt it. youre happy that hospitals are bombed? schools? an ambulance ? you make me sick #palestine has no military. no airport. how can you possibly think this is at all fair? #israel destroyed their airport in 2002. This has BEEN happening

[crows--den]

The ssum really is just "That tamagotchi is a whole ass man"

#The ssum #it's cute! #def more like a mysme themed idler tho. #you get a chat at the turn of each of your routine segments so you get one when you wake one at lunch one at dinner and one before bed #which is sorta nice it's not like mysme that you HAVE to check throughout the day #I'm assuming there won't be any real plot because like. 200 days of chat?? how you gonna do a plot in that? #no real good or bad ends i assume. #but my tamagotchi boys eyes changed color so!! #v exciting developments. #I like it so far tho man it makes me miss mysme #the fun of staying up way too late for absolutely no reason and the low key stress of the apartment bomb plot the first time through #I'm absolutely going to try not to compare them too much because they're obviously separate titles and universes but #the comparison is an easy one to make.

[candy-red-river]

NSFW TEXT WARNING

Yeah I'd jerk him off

#we were all thinking it #I was just the first to say it #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #joke #spy on me baby use satellite #Infrared see me move through the night #Aim #gonna fire shoot me right #I'm gonna like the way you fight #Now you found the secret code I use #To wash away my lonely blues #So i cant deny or lie cause your there #Only want to make me fly #Sex bomb #Sex bom #Youre a sex bomb #And you can give it to me when I need to come along #And baby you can turn me on #Hahaha