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[sulietsexual]

Spotify Wrapped Meme 2023 [Send Me A Number] No. 7 + Star Wars [Requested by @lumiereandcogsworth] Dancing Barefoot ☆ Patti Smith

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[ginnyweatherby]

hi i cannot sleep and my mind is wandering to the most random places tonight. so i come with a question: what are your headcanons for the whereabouts/backstories of phineas & candace’s father and ferb’s mother? please include as much lore as humanly possible

ok goodnight

Hmm, okay to be completely honest, I haven't really spent much time thinking about this. However I do personally think that Candace and Phineas' parents are divorced, while Ferb's mom passed away.

All that said, let's see if I can come up with something here...

Linda and Mr. Flynn were married young

Linda was still in her Lindana days then, he was some up-and-coming producer at the time

They met at a party somewhere and hit it off immediately. It's called networking.

They were the hot couple in the tabloids for awhile. You could barely go a week without seeing their faces or hearing their names somewhere.

Shortly after they were married, Linda found out she was pregnant and gave up the Lindana act to stay at home with the baby

Candace was a very ugly baby.

Candace loved her daddy, she was like a little duckling that followed him around everywhere

She liked to put on his glasses and his shoes and stomp around the house doing impressions of him.

They lived as a unit of three for awhile until Phineas came into the picture

Phineas was a sickly baby (you can't tell me that head of his made for an easy birthing experience), so it was hard on the family while he spent time in the hospital

He was also an ugly baby btw.

When Phineas was around two, all the stress had reached the breaking point, and they finally admitted defeat and divorced

I hate to say it was a bitter divorce, but well, there must be some reason he's out of the picture.

Lawrence and Mrs. Fletcher were sickeningly in love

Like ooey gooey mushy wushy stuff 24/7 just the most disgusting couple to be around.

They met as teenagers and were sweethearts ever since.

They liked to go on dates to cute little restaurants as often as they could

She loved movies, practically every weekend was spent at the cinema. She especially liked old black and white films.

She got sick when Ferb was only a baby, but she hid it well from him

She didn't want him to remember her ill.

Until she couldn't hide it anymore.

She passed away when Ferb was only a toddler

It scares him that the older he gets, the less he remembers of her.

Lawrence was - understandably - a wreck.

For several months.

Ferb stayed with his grandparents for awhile

Lawrence just couldn't cope with his grief and a toddler at the same time

Especially since every time he looked at Ferb, he saw her eyes.

Eventually Lawrence picked himself up, and while still devastated, knew he needed a fresh start.

For both of them. For all of them.

Ferb once asked why they didn't see Mummy anymore, and Lawrence almost broke down again

That's when he moved them to the United States

He knew he'd miss his family, but this was a clean slate.

It was hard at first, raising a kid on his own, but he knew he had to, for Ferb's sake

It's what his wife would have wanted. He'd promised her he'd do a good job.

He was so nervous the day he enrolled his shy little boy in preschool

They had barely walked into the classroom when a little redheaded boy took Ferb's hand and said "I know what we're going to do today!"

Lawrence met the boy's mom later that day.

#i'm so sorry it took so long to respond to this!! #it's been a crazy past week or so and i couldn't seem to find the time/energy to sit down and write something #but i hope you enjoyed this regardless of the wait #although it's not so much mr. flynn and mrs. fletcher lore as you may have hoped and more linda and lawrence backstory lol #disney #phineas and ferb #linda flynn fletcher #lawrence fletcher #candace flynn #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #ask #lumiereandcogsworth

[heart-of-the-card]

favorite smosh reoccurring characters?

That’s such a hard question but maybe Sarah Christ? Although the chosen is everything I want to be

#smosh #my posts #asks open #sarah christ #the chosen smosh #lumiereandcogsworth

[roberrtphilip]

robert spelled backwards is trebor :] which is like trevor but with a b instead. goodnight! :]

this is the type of stuff Giselle wakes Robert up at 3am to say before immediately falling asleep herself

#thank you lydia. #also I'll answer those other asks when I'm done eating >:) #lumiereandcogsworth #ask

[shaynetopps]

top 5 smosh cast and top 5 smosh crew

ah, my beloveds...and thanks for separating cast and crew bc doing them together would be SO hard

my fave cast members are

shayne - he's just so !! he's funny and emotionally intelligent and also a nerd like he's just perfect to me

damien - he's so sweet yet also unhinged and i love the energy he brings to videos

trevor - yeah he's a new addition but he's everything TO ME! he's the chronically online gen z representation i need

courtney - i love them so much !! i've loved seeing how comfortable she's gotten with her identity/ their passions behind the camera

arasha - i'm obsessed with the princess of lies like she always keeps me entertained and i gotta admire how she slapped the shit out of her boss

crew will be under here just so it doesn't get too long lmao

ask me my top fives!

my fave crew members are

spencer - he's my favorite straight gay man (/j) no i just think he's funny as fuck in videos and also mad respect for carrying smosh games behind the scenes as well

tommy - he's got bummer ian energy but he's also gay so that makes him an icon in my book

garrett - old men deserve rights (/hj) i think his garrett cam reactions are hysterical

marcus - gotta show love to my bushy eyebrowed king! also love how he destroyed everyone during the fbi test

kiana - i must bow down to the queen of smosh and how she holds everyone down when they go into chaos mode during videos

#asks #lumiereandcogsworth #they're all my faves!! #it was hard to pick

[caesarclowningaround]

top 5 horror movies 👀

Oh boy here we go... I'm going to count a couple of movies that are arguably not straight-up horror but contain horror elements, because it's my list. so there.

The Guest

Crimson Peak

Ravenous

Saw

Jaws

#lumiereandcogsworth #thank you again!!!!

[jovenshires]

1, 2, 12, 13! 👀

1. What do you do for work?

im a theater teacher and tutor!

2. Tell me about your first kiss.

ironically enough. i have not had one dnknfkgf <3

12. Do you have any pets?

yes omg.... my dog is named napoleon and he is my Best friend

13. How many siblings do you have? Are you oldest, middle, or youngest?

i answered this already but im too lazy to link it so - oldest, one little brother!

send me some gtkm asks!

#me: *only writes romance* / me irl: who. is that. #ask #asks #lumiereandcogsworth #ive dated people but never Clicked like that idk. im a late bloomer i guess !

[thavron]

batb 2017 is exquisite for every season of course but definitely lovely for christmas!! now i must ask: what is on your christmas watchlist this year?

Well I haven't really compiled one yet because I am in the midst of a Halloween watch list. But the classics that appear annually are Home Alone 1+2, Die Hard 1+2, Love Actually, Elf, Just Friends, and Frozen 1+2. That's actually a pretty good list. Last year I watched Scrooge and LOVE IT, so I think that will be a new annual addition. I watch Bad Santa with my mum every year as well. I want to do Nightmare Before Christmas this year. I've never watched it and I feel I'm missing out. I always try and add some new ones each year though, so if you have any suggestions I am all ears!

The 2017 BATB always makes me feel Christmassy for some reason. Probably all the snow! It's SO pretty.

#asks answered #lumiereandcogsworth

[misscrazyfangirl321]

top 5 ships!

1. Garcy from Timeless. That OTP will always have a special place in my heart, I think. Top tier of top tiers, the greatest ship that almost sailed.

2. Emotional Compass from Sanctuary. Those two rewired my brain, and every time I think I ship them too much, I rewatch a couple of episodes and go "OH, right, she was completely in love with him. We can argue about his feelings, but she's visibly smitten." (Full respect to my mutuals who disagree/see this as a NOTP!! Love you guys!!)

3. Henry Foss from Sanctuary/Jordan McKee from Haven. I've made a lot of crossover ships over the years, but this one is genuinely my favorite. They're just SO important to me. Woman who is used to being used, unaccepted, and unloved. Guy who doesn't know how to be anything but open and earnest, who wears his heart on his sleeve. They could've been great, y'all.

4. Jisbon from the Mentalist. My first real OTP, the first ship that introduced me to fandom. The first fanfic I ever read was for them. To this day, Snarky Man Who's Dramatic To Hide Pain/Longstuffering Woman Who Cuts Through His Drama But Also Loves Him And Would Kill For Him (or visa versa; *cough*Emotional Compass*cough*) remains one of my favorite ship dynamics in new fandoms.

5. Maleval from the Maleficent movies. Listen, these two are kind of a background ship in my brain. I'll go months without remembering them exist, then rewatch the movies or see a piece of fanart and be obsessed with them for like a week, then go back to normal. But it's SUCH a love story, they are SO married.

#answered #thanks for the ask! #lumiereandcogsworth

[kexing]

mj hi hi hi hi hi !!!! blowing a kiss to you! mwah!

beloved!!!! hiiiiiiii!!!! blowing a kiss right back at you!!! hope you’re doing well!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

#lumiereandcogsworth #mj got mail!

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

5, 17, 27, 28!!

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

definitely trust fall!! it was my first work in the fandom and i didn't know the vibes would be this nice <3

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

CHOSEN

27. What do you listen to while writing?

either my liked songs on spotify or my daylist or the spotify dj.

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

probably can't you see that i am not afraid? - it was a really fun piece to write, and i expressed some stuff that i've never been able to get across properly in writing

#ask answered #lumiereandcogsworth #thank u for asking my friend

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

i’m about to go to sleep but i wanted to ask you: what are your 5 desert island albums. only music you can ever listen to again, so choose wisely!!

Oof, very difficult but very good question! This is hard cause I have so many albums that I can listen to over and over again in short burts, but if it's for the rest of my life I'd probably still get bored of them eventually lmao

But first and foremost probably Danger Days by My Chemical Romance. It is kinda impossible to choose just one MCR album but definitely need some MCR to get me through it. I think Danger Days is probably the one I listen to the most so we'll go with that.

Then probably Folie a Duex by Fall Out Boy. Again, it is literally impossible to pick just one Fall Out Boy album but Folie a Deux is probably my favourite.

Then most likely Dookie by Green Day. I was tossing up so hard over either Dookie or American Idiot but I think I'm settling on this answer. This album was my shit in high school.

I'm now tossing up between three albums but I think next I would take Hozier (2014). I have only recently started listening to Hozier but already I have a feeling that if I was stranded on a desert island I would need to take this album with me.

After much careful deliberation, I have decided on one final album to take with me; What's the Story Morning Glory? by Oasis. It's one of my favourite albums of all time and I feel like if i didn't take it with me I would miss it too much. Also it is long so it would keep me entertained for a while.

Honourable mentions because I love bending the rules of ask games include; Pretty. Odd by Panic! at the Disco, Abbey Road by The Beatles, Go Farther in Lightness by Gang of Youths, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance and Hesitant Alien by Gerard Way

#Thank you for this question #lumiereandcogsworth #mutuals #ask game #asks #my asks #albums #music #my chemical romance #fall out boy #green day #mcr #fob #my chem #hozier #oasis #panic! at the disco #gang of youths #gerard way

[ginnyweatherby]

oh my gosh i had it on my calendar and i still almost forgot. forgive me my friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINNYYYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 i hope it’s been an absolutely wonderful day, you deserve nothing less 💖💖💖💖💖

you're forgiven, I spent my day attempting to sleep off a migraine so I wouldn't have seen this even if you sent it earlier 😅

but THANK YOU SO MUCH for the well wishes, you're the sweetiest 💜💜💜💜💜

#ask #lumiereandcogsworth

[heart-of-the-card]

favorite crew members? 👀

MARCUS AND ALEX TRAN MY BELOVED <3

#I do love them all tho #also Tommy and Spencer kinda don’t count #but by god the games producers have so much swag #smosh #my posts #alex tran #Marcus manguia #lumiereandcogsworth #asks open

[roberrtphilip]

i GOTTA ask now of course. since you put me through hell. what are robert & giselle’s lives like, if they never met!!!!

literally so hard to think about because it means Giselle marries Edward and Robert marries Nancy and that makes me wanna throw up...

my notps, as the world once said

but anyway !!!

for Giselle, we have to tweak a few things and assume Narissa is not in "kill her immediately" mode. however, she's still Evil, so maybe she's fine with Edward getting married in the end because he's so easy to manipulate, meaning she can still be in power. and Giselle, she can easily manipulate her, too, so she's not too worried in the end.

I think she and Edward would stay married, despite not liking each other much in the end, because divorce isn't a thing in Andalasia, and they think they're each other's true love. but for Giselle, he kind of drives her a little nuts. I made a joke last night on twitter that she's not attracted to idiots, and like, she's not !!!! she's into brains, not brawn !! and Edward isn't a complete moron, really, but he's also not the sharpest, which I think drives her crazy sometimes. I think his arrogance isn't something she cares for either, and it borders on very, very unattractive to her. and like, they're both BIG talkers, which drives the other crazy, because sometimes neither of them can ever get a word in.

I also don't think she would particularly like being a queen (or a princess, whatever the situation might be) because she doesn't have the freedom she once had. she can't just run around barefoot whenever she wants, or run into the woods to climb trees. she's ~royal~ now, and has ~responsibilities~. and in one deleted scene, she talks about how she's happy to do her royal duties, and I think that is true, but she also misses her freedom, yk? and like, yeah, in our world she has responsibilities too, but she has the freedom to choose. as Queen of Andalasia, she wouldn't really?? not if Narissa is still around pulling strings, and manipulating her, anyway.

but I don't think things are always terrible. I think she and Edward are, at least on some level, good friends, they just don't realize they're not working romantically at all. but again, divorce doesn't exist, so what can they do? jump down a portal to another world? don't be silly!

they'd probably end up having a kid, a little boy named Florian (which is Robert's middle name, and I think if they had a son, she would've wanted that to be his middle name. so, her connection to Robert is still strong 🤭) but they wouldn't have anymore after him. Edward's a good father, and Giselle enjoys being a mother, so things aren't terrible. there's love there, though it's not what either of them ever truly imagined, and they try to make the best of it. I do think, though, that Giselle still dreams about her ~mystery man~ and wakes up thinking, "he's still so blurry, but I can tell that's not Edward... I suppose dreams are really just dreams after all..."

now with Robert and Nancy, they'd live such boring lives, I feel.

they end up getting married, and, much like Edward and Giselle, they're good friends, so it's not bad, but there's just... no romantic spark. Robert never grows into a super affectionate person, and he never really strives to be romantic, and Nancy just kind of. accepts it. I mean, based off her deleted scene, she already accepted that she wouldn't find her ~dream prince charming~ years ago, but now, she's just. really accepted it.

unlike Edward and Giselle, who do kind of want a divorce, but are kind of stuck together, I don't think Robert and Nancy would split up. I think they're comfortable, and relatively happy, despite leading boring, monotonous lives, and they'd just stay together. I don't think Morgan would ever call Nancy "mom", nor would she consider her her mother, but she does grow to somewhat enjoy her company. But I also think Morgan is secretly very into romance, and wants a Big Love Story for herself, and when she watches Robert and Nancy, she can just tell they're not ~in love~. Like, she knows they get along and like each other, but there's no genuine love in their home, and I think she'd grow up thinking, "I never want to settle the way my dad and Nancy did."

if you were to ask Robert or Nancy, "do you love them?" they'd say, "of course I do, they're my partner" and then they'd get hit with, "but do you love them?" and it would be like, hmmmmmm...

and it's safe to say Robert and Nancy never move the family to Monroeville, and they definitely wouldn't ever have another kid, so Morgan is the only daughter he ever has.

it's so hard picturing their lives this way because it means both Robert and Giselle never really grow outside of who they are at the beginning of the movie. I mean, Giselle kind of grows in an entirely different way, learning love and marriage isn't exactly what she thought it would be, which I suppose would lead her to feeling depressed for the first time, rather than angry. and Robert, he just stays closed off, and quiet for the rest of his life 💔

and Nancy & Edward never really develop that much as characters in canon, but still, they'd never find their real true loves. she'd never get to be queen, and Edward would never get to simply be the Fun Uncle. very tragic for everyone.

there's this quote from the movie 13 Going on 30 that I love, it's "You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close." and I think that would apply to these four. like it's not what they wanted, but it's close enough, they think.

and I like to think, even if it's years, and years later, they'd all eventually find each other. that's just the soulmatism of it all, babey 😌

also, I wrote another au awhile back that like, ugh, it was going to be two chapters, and I really would love to finish it some day. basically it was about Giselle and Edward returning to Andalasia after the ball, so in this version, Narissa never stops them, and Edward can tell she's very distraught and in love with Robert. He tells her she can go back, and she says, "I can't. He's with Nancy. I can't interfere with their lives anymore than I already have." and she goes back to her cottage. but she and Edward stay friends, and a year floats by, and he's finally like, "girl, you are SO fuckin sad... just a miserable sack of miserable !!! we're going back to New York NOW"

so they go back, and Giselle's like, "fine okay fine I'm just saying hi and then I'm leaving !!!" because seeing him and Nancy married is a nightmare for her. but then she goes upstairs and oh... oh he's not married ??? and I'm not married ?????? interesting.................... 🧐

anyway, I would really love to finish it some day because I looooove the first chapter I wrote, but I never finished the second one. but !! some day !!!!!!!!!!!!

#🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️ #enchanted #hc #lumiereandcogsworth #ask

[shaynetopps]

top 5 favorite movies

i do be loving movies so it was hard to narrow it down to 5! i'll admit most of these are biased to stuff i watched as a kid (sorry not sorry)

legally blonde - i'm a sucker for 2000s romcoms/ "chick flicks" (even though i hate that term) and legally blonde is the epitome of that genre! literally my fave feel-good movie of all time

red, white, and royal blue - LOVED getting to see a fun sappy queer romcom! and the actors' chemistry was off the charts

13 going on 30 - i loved everything about this movie: the cute outfits, the romance, the underlying message of growing up

scooby doo (2002) - i was such a scooby doo girly and this movie changed my brain chemistry (also freddie prinze jr as fred was my gay awakening)

how to lose a guy in 10 days - this movie invented romance for me. it's full of great banter and fun romcom tropes i love!!

ask me my top fives!

#asks #lumiereandcogsworth #it was so fun to think about my younger selve's favorite movies