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empressofthesunwriter · 2 years

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Kick the cat out of the bag!

Warning: If you like Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir you should turn back because I'm salty at this boy and the creators of this show and I won't hold back.

If you feel the same, enjoy with me this trip down the salty road.

Chapter 2: What should you do?

It was night in Paris. You were laying in your bed and staring at your wall. After a few moments, you turned to look at the clock on your bedside table.

3 a.m.

You really should sleep, tomorrow was a school day, but you just couldn't.

It happened so much today.

After the Miraculous Cure swept around Paris and turned anything back to normal, for a long time you kept holding your parents in your arms. They hugged you back just as strong.

Neither wanted to be apart from the other.

So for a few hours, you forgot all about the Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir situation and just were happy to have your parents back.

But now anything was calm and you could think again.

You needed, no, you have to take down Chat Noir. It couldn't go on like that.

But could you really do it?

Would the photos and the video you did be enough?

Should you give them to the news station?

You wrinkle your nose. No, this was not a good idea.

You remembered how Nadja Chamack did her interview with Ladybug and Chat Noir. How she wanted Ladybug to admit that she and Chat Noir were dating, how Chat Noir said maybe someday, and then the kiss that was shown without the permission of the heroes. Well, Chat Noir surely liked it, but Ladybug was offended.

Cleary they would spin it into some LadyNoir bullshit.

You couldn't believe that you haven't seen before how sick it was to ship real people together. You feel ashamed of yourself. Ladybug could have a boy or a girlfriend in her civilian life or didn't want to date at all, but Paris citizens seemed more interested in shipping real people than them finally defending Papillion and ending his terror.

You signed and got out of your bed.

You needed advice, another look into this situation, it was too delicate to handle.

So you took your phone and tipped a message to the only person who could help in your guy's Whatsapp Chat.

Husband <3

Luka, are you awake?

Luka, I know it's late, but I need to talk.

Luka Couffaine!

I won't stop till you answer me!

I'm awake, I'm awake, what's the matter [Y/N]? Your messaging nearly woke up Jules. You know she needs her sleep.

Ups, I'm sorry. Do you think we can meet at the Liberty? I need your advice, I'm going crazy here.

Is everything okay with you? You are worrying me here. That's not you coming over so late at night just for some advice. What happened today?

Besides that, my parents died before my eyes? Luka, really, I need to talk in person with you.

I will be waiting for you then. Be careful on your way over.

Always, see you in a few minutes!

With that, you shut down your phone and searched for your favorite hoodie to put over your night clothes. Like a ninja, you left your home and made your way to the Seine where the Liberty was currently docked.

The nightlife was high up in Paris. You heard singing, screaming and shouting, and loud laughter. You felt some people, manly men, staring at your form and started to walk faster.

A young girl at night all alone had to be wary. Anything could happen.

Thank god, you were nearly there.

You could see Luka standing with crossed arms and a worried look in his pretty blue eyes beside the gangplank.

"Hey.", you called out softly. "Hey to you too.", he answered just as softly.

Luka was wearing his PJs and his favorite jacket. From his messy hair, you could tell he had slept deep before you woke him up.

You felt bad.

Maybe that was not a good idea?

Before you could do anything, Luka opened his arms for you.

"C'mere, I can sense that you need a good hug."

Well, you weren't one to say no to a patented Luka-Couffaine-Hug and snuggled up to your best friend in the whole wide world.

You both were nearly the same height, Luka had only a few centimeters above you, but you could hug easily and comfortably.

You let out a shuddering breath, which you didn't even know you were holding and Luka started to hum a small melody. Clearly, he wanted you to relax.

It started to help and after a few moments you patted is back.

"I'm okay enough.", you told him.

"You sure, Harmony?"

You smiled wide hearing Luka's nickname for you. It gave you comfort. He had given you this because he said he never had heard a more harmonic song in a person's heart than yours. You felt honored.

"Yeah, I'm sure.", you insured him. "Don't worry."

Luka just looked at you for a few seconds, you bet anything he was listening to your heart's song to be sure, and nodded then.

He took your hand and lead you two to two chairs on the deck. You sat down facing each other.

"So, what has you driving you crazy [Y/N]?", he asked worriedly.

You signed. Not time like the present.

You took your phone out and searched for the video you made.

"It's better I show you.", you explained. You gave Luka your phone. "Watch the video, please."

He did as you asked, even if he seemed confused at first, but then you could see how big his eyes got. Then how he frowned and then how his eyes got an angry glimmer.

You watched him in silence. Luka when angry was a sight to be seen, it did take a lot to make him lose his nerves. Seeing how he reacted to the video like this made you feel valid in your own feelings.

"What a piece of shit!", Luka cursed, after finishing the video.

You nodded. "You tell me."

Luka looked up from the phone, and yep, he was really pissed.

"Ma and I took as many people as we could on the Liberty to save them from the waves, cause that's what you do when someone needs help and...and...Chat Noir was just mopping around?! He is a superhero it is his duty to help us. He could, but he didn't! What is wrong with him?"

"I haven't the faintest idea, Luka, believe me. I just wish I could punch his stupid face.", you answered him.

"I will hold him down for you.", he growled.

"Thank you, but there is more."

"Worser then this?!"

So you started to tell him how you were now pretty sure that Chat Noir sexually harassed Ladybug, how he never took his job seriously and how the whole city cared more to ship two people than them defending Papillion.

After that Luka stayed still for a long while. You wanted to ask if he was okay, but he put a hand up, meaning he needed time to process all of this. You stayed silent and watched how he started to meditate to surely get his emotion and thoughts under control.

You keep an eye out for any Akuma that could possibly be on his way.

But it seemed Papillion had enough for today or was in bed since no Akuma came for Luka.

Good.

"Harmony.", called you Luka.

Seems like he was done with his meditation. You turned back to him. Luka had pensive look on his face.

“I just don’t get it.”, he started, biting his lip nervously. “I meet Ladybug and Chat Noir, I have heard their heart songs…but nothing seemed wrong. Why did I not see all of this?”

“It’s like someone took a blindfold off you, right? Or in your case, earplugs.”, you said half earnestly, half joking.

Luka ignored your weak attempt to joke and shoved his hair from his forehead frustrated.

“Yes, it’s just like that. Shit, Harmony, what is going on? This can’t be normal.”

“You mean, it could be Miraculous related?”, you asked wondering.

It would explain why nobody else had said a thing. If a Miraculous was in use in Adrien/Chat’s favor, then it would be hard to take away his hero status. You would have to need first to get rid of it.

He shrugged his shoulders.

“Maybe…or the universe play’s favorite and it took a strange liking to Chat Noir.”

Strangely you imagined the universe as a white-straight guy in his forty’s with a beard.

You shudder.

You had a feeling someone like this would block anyone on Twitter who wasn’t agreeing with him over some fictional character and demand that it should be worshipped because it was perfect and didn’t need to change!

You would have nightmares later, that was sure!

“God, I hope not.”, you answered Luka.

“So, what are we doing now?"

"You will help me?", you asked smiling.

You already had a feeling that he would, but hearing it was nice. Luka smiled back and nodded.

“You will need all the help to get Chat Noir to quit.”

"Right, so okay, that's what I thought.", you started. "We can't give this to a news station because I don't trust them to not turn this into some LadyNoir Bullshit. Remember the interview Nadja Chamack did?"

"Yeah, you are right, we better avoid this. We have to do this."

"But what could we do?", you asked frustrated. "Running around Paris and showing any person we meet the video?"

"Harmony, [Y/N], I think the solution is pretty simple. We do live in a technologically advanced society.", reminds you Luka with a little grin.

"Technologically advanced society...", you parroted thoughtfully.

What could he mean?

Then it hit you! The Ladyblog! Paris number one source for anything Ladybug and Chat Noir related.

"A blog, we are going to start a blog! With the sole goal to reawoke Chat Noir right as a hero and him handing over his ring to Ladybug!", you shouted happily and jumped up.

Luka shushed you and reminded you that his mother and sister were still sleeping. You said sorry.

"So, how are we going to call this blog?", asked Luka curiously.

You grinned mischievously.

Like the cat who got the cream.

"The Kickat-Blog!"

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domxmarvel · 3 years

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Miraculous Preference-Rain

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Luka Couffaine/Viperion

"That was a great movie" Luka had invited you to go see a movie with him,which you gladly accepted.

"I'm just glad I finally got to see it with someone" The two of you walked out. Only to be met with pouring rain,and it didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. You pulled out your phone to check as a breeze of cold air hit you making you shiver,he quickly put his jacket over your shoulders.

"Thanks" You looked back down at your phone,it said that there was gonna be somewhat of a storm and it could last all night. "I don't think it's stopping anytime soon" You handed him your phone.

"That's not good" He thought for a moment before handing back your phone. "I don't live to far from here,maybe you could stay with me until the storm's over"

"I wouldn't wanna intrude"

"You're not,besides if I leave you here I'll just be worried" He pulled the hood of the jacket over your head. "And I think Juleka would be happy to see you,please"

"Alright" He took your hand and both of you started running,the rain was just getting worse. But it wasn't long before you reached the boat,but he stopped on the deck. "What's wrong?" You asked,he turned to face you,putting his hand on your cheek. He suddenly leaned in and so did you,until your lips met. A few seconds in you were interrupted by someone yelling.

"What are you two doing! Get downstairs before you catch a cold" You both froze,until you recognized that voice,it was Anarka.

"Sorry,mom," Luka laughed as he led you downstairs.

"We should do that again sometime,just not in the middle of a storm"

Marinette dupain cheng/Ladybug

Lila had come back for today,and you could see Marinette getting angrier with every second. Thankfully you made it through the rest of the day without anyone getting akumatized. When school was over you decided to go check on Marinette,her mother opened the door and let you in.

"She's in her room" You thanked her and headed up. You didn't find her in her room,so you checked the balcony and even though it was pouring rain she was there.

"Marinette?" She quickly turned to face you.

"Y/N what are you doing here?"

"I just wanted to check on you,since you were so angry at Lila I was afraid that you'd get akumatized" You confessed,she wrapped her arms around you with no warning.

"Thanks for worrying but I'm fine" You lifted her head to look at you.

"Then why are you standing here in the rain? Did she do something,if she did than"

"I'm fine Y/N"

"Marinette you know you can tell me anything"

"She threatened me that if I don't give up on the person I love that she'd turn everyone against me" You hugged her tighter.

"Who,who do you like?"

"I-I can't tell you,even if I did this isn't how I'd want to do it"

"It's me,isn't it." She flinched,which confirmed your suspicions. "Marinette I promise you she won't dare touch you" There was a moment of silence as the rain hit both of you,suddenly she kissed you.

"You're right I like you,like like you'

"I like like you too" You laughed before kissing her again

Adrien Agreste/Chat noir

You were walking back home,it had been raining all day. You looked up at the sky,only to see Chat noir sitting on the roof. He was probably patrolling,but you were surprised that he was alone. You transformed and jumped onto the rooftop,he was still sitting there. You reached the umbrella to cover him,he quickly looked up.

“Hey,kitty”You sat down next to him.

“Hey honey bee”

“Why are you patrolling by yourself?” He looked disappointed. “Did she forget?” He just nodded before leaning his head on your shoulder. "I'm free,that is if you don't mind having a different bug around"

"I'm happy you're here" He leaned in to kiss your cheek,but you turned your head and your lips touched. He immediately pulled away from you. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to-" You quickly pulled him back into another kiss.

"I'm not sorry" both of you laughed "We should probably continue with patrol" You handed the umbrella to him.

"What about you?"

"I'll be fine,besides it goes with your suit"

Alya Cesaire/Rena rouge

Alya was running after Ladybug yet again,you had just been let out of class and everyone was standing at the entrance,waiting for the rain to stop. You quickly ran after Alya.

"Alya wait" Surprisingly she stopped and turned to face you.

"Y/N I'm going after Ladybug and you can't stop me"

"I wasn't going to" She looked at you,shocked. You handed her your umbrella. "I was gonna give you this,I know I can't stop you but I don't want you to catch a cold" He gave you a quick kiss as she took the umbrella.

"Thank you"

Chloe bourgeois/Queen bee

"Hey my queen"

"Y/N,where you?"

"I'm outside,I have something to show you"

"Are you crazy it's raining!" You could hear her running,followed by the sound of the elevator. She quickly ran out to see you,standing in the rain with a huge bouquet of red roses in your hands. She froze for a second before quickly yelling at you again. “What were you thinking!” She kept yelling at you all the way from the front door to her room. You set the flowers down at the round table in the middle of her room. You turned to say something,only to have a towel thrown in your face. “Dry your hair,I think I might have some extra clothes that I’ll fit you”

“Do you not like them?”She stopped,looking at you confused. “The flowers?”

“You didn’t have to stand in the rain to give me some flowers”She handed you a change of clothes and forced you into the bathroom. When you walked out you saw her looking at the flowers,which had been put into a beautiful vase. She liked them.

Kagami Tsurugi/Ryuko

“I think that’s enough photos,thank you” Marinette put her camera down as you walked behind the partition to get changed. It was still raining and you knew Kagami was still fencing but you didn’t know how long it lasted. “Are you gonna go pick up Kagami? Her fencing class ends in 10 minutes”She stood up and walked up to you.

“What about you? Aren’t you going to see Adrien?”You teased her,grabbing your umbrella as you walked out. You walked into the school,seeing Kagami immediately thanks to her red uniform. The lesson was over just as you walked in,Kagami waved at you before heading into the locker room. She came out a few minutes later and walked up to you.

“Hello Y/N” She kissed your cheek,entwining your arms together as you walked out of the school.

“How how’d it go?”

“Not much of a difference” She was rummaging through her bag as you walked. You stopped to let her find what she was looking for,she pulled out an envelope. “This is for you” You took the envelope as she took the umbrella,so you could open it. Inside were two tickets for a fencing tournament. “I hope you’ll be there”

“Of course I will”

Zoe lee/Vesperia

“Sorry about our date being ruined,maybe we could pick another day?” You threw more pillows and blankets onto your couch.

“I actually like this better” She flopped down on the couch,laughing. You joined in,wrapping the blanket around her.

“You may be right about this”She cuddled closer to you,moving her head up to kiss you. “So what should we do?”

“We could watch a movie”

“I’ll get the popcorn”You handed her the remote before heading into the kitchen. You binged watched a bunch of old disney movies,singing along to most of the songs. “You have a beautiful voice” Her face turned completely red.

“Thank you”

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empressofthesunwriter · 2 years

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Kick the cat out of the bag!

Warning: If you like Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir you should turn back because I'm salty at this boy and the creators of this show and I won't hold back.

If you feel the same, enjoy with me this trip down the salty road.

Chapter 1: And THIS is supposed to be a HERO?!

(My version of the Reader, of course, you decide what she looks like, I just wanted to give you an idea. Made with a base on DeviantArt all credits to them. Here is the link: https://www.deviantart.com/selenaede/art/Crystal-Sailor-Saturn-Base-01-692744586 )

You just couldn't believe it.

You refused to believe it.

But the hot tears streaming down your cheeks and the feeling of terror and loss couldn't be ignored.

Your parents...they died.

Paris had turned into an ocean and the crashing waves had taken your parents from you.

You barely could hold yourself on the rooftop of the building you were stranded.

A loud wail left your mouth and you cried in earnest.

You wished to be dead too!

Why, why, had your parents needed to die?

Why was nobody helping?

Where were Ladybug and Chat Noir?

You needed the Miraculous Cure to get your parents back.

Why was nothing happing?

Your wails turned into hiccups. You just wanted to stop feeling.

You wanted your parents back!

Why was it taking so long?

Was the Akuma who had created this ocean to powerful for Paris Superheros?

You needed answers.

You didn't know from where you got the strength, but you took your phone out and searched for the Ladyblog.

Shivering you looked at the live footage of Ladybug fighting some kind of shark girl thingy, the Akuma for sure.

Then Ladybug left.

She couldn't just abandon you all, right?

Ladybug surely had a plan. She always had one.

But...where was Chat Noir?

Even later you couldn't say for sure why you started to look around.

Maybe you had somehow sensed that some other person was near you.

Maybe it was faith you would be a witness to it.

Or maybe someone was just really, really angry at some straight-white-dudes-in their 40 who turned a serie that should be empowering girls into an fucking trainwreck of sexual harassment, and the female lead ALWAYS in the wrong....

Whatever it was, your eyes found Chat Noir.

He...he was just sitting, clearly mopey about something, on a building next to your own.

You blinked.

Pinched yourself.

Then gave yourself a hard slap.

No, you weren't imagining things.

People were actually drowning and this...this fucker was doing nothing?!

Who the fuck cared if Miraculous Cure brought anyone back, everybody who died and who had witnessed death would remember it forever!

These are emotional scares that Miraculous Cure couldn't heal.

And this Fucker didn't prevent more casualty!

There existed no single reason in the world why he shouldn't get up his ass and help!

What kind of a hero was Chat Noir?!

Burning hatred formed in you and for a moment you forgot the trauma of seeing your parents die.

With your phone in your hand, you started to take pictures.

Then after a few minutes of still nothing doing from Chat Noir, you started a video.

"Hey whoever I'm going to show this.", you started to say. "I want to show you one of Paris Heroes doing absolutely nothing while people are drowning around him. My parents fucking died and I will remember it forever, and maybe they hadn't had to die if this fucking useless cat in leather did his job and saved people. That is the job description of being a hero! Why does Ladybug keep him as a partner? This video is already a minute long and that fucker over there is still sitting and mopey about something! If I was Ladybug I would kick his ass and take his ring! What do you guys think, is someone like him really a hero?!"

You stopped the recording.

How you wished you could have live-streamed it, but with the internet down, you could only do so much.

“This is so dumb.”, you suddenly heard Chat Noir.

What next happened let your jaw drop. He stood up and detransformed.

Right in front of your eyes!

He didn’t even check if it was save to detransform, which he needed to do since, you know, Papillion could have seen him and then he would know his civil identity and get so his Miraculous, which couldn’t happen.

But no, this idiot just did it without thinking.

And now you know who Chat Noir was. How could you not with his face plastered all around Paris and all the commercials he featured in?

Chat Noir was Adrien Agreste, the famose supermodel and son of the designer Gabriel Agreste!

You swerve your brain took a moment to reboot, like an old computer. This was too much.

Who in their right mind chooses someone super famous as a superhero? With all the photo shooting this boy did you would think he didn’t have time to help Ladybug and save Paris on a daily base from Papillion. How did he manage that?

Oh, wait.

That’s right.

The fucker did absolutely nothing today and he always played around while Ladybug had to do the hard work.

It was crazy how you never realized it till this moment, but it was true.

Like a blindfold was taken from your eyes.

He joked around, never took things seriously, and flirted with a very unwilling Ladybug to his heart’s content.

You started to feel sick.

Was he…was he sexually harassing Ladybug? She did always say they weren’t a couple and she never flirted back.

As a girl yourself your heart got out to Ladybug. She couldn’t win. She needed Chat Noir's power in battle, so she had to endure it. It was not like when some asshole in a car tried to hit on you, you could walk away and saw them never again, but Ladybug had to see him every Akuma battle.

Was she okay? Was she mentally okay? Why did nobody else, even you, see what was happening really?

Tears fall from your eyes, but this time you cried for poor Ladybug. How could you help her?

How could you make see all of Paris what a disgusting human being Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir was?

Your eyes looked at your phone.

The photo and the video…

Right…

If for some reason Ladybug couldn’t just take away his ring, you would do anything in your power to enlighten Paris citizens and that they demand that Chat Noir lost his right as a superhero.

Meanwhile, Adrien was facing now a little floating black cat and was holding his ring in his fingers, like he wanted to take it off.

You wiped your tears and looked on.

What was he now doing? And who was the floating kitty?

“If you don’t tell me what Ladybug is hiding from me.”, Adrien said to the kitty. “I’m done.”

Did you hear right?

He was blackmailing the kitty?

He was already low on your list of decent human beings, but this took it down another ten levels.

“Do it, you coward, we are better off without you.”, you grumble to yourself.

God how you wished to punch his stupid pretty face! Maybe then he would see reasons.

The kitty was not on your side cause it actually reassured Adrien like he was the best black cat he ever had.

Was the kitty brainwashed?

Was this whole fucking city brainwashed?

Apparently yes since suddenly an older Chinese man appeared and gave this undeserving piece of shit new powers.

Then he must be who gave Ladybug and Adrien in the first place their Miraculous.

There was so much wrong with this.

Okay first, the older man also didn’t check if someone was nearby like Papillion wouldn’t totally spy on all of Paris, yeah right. Not a really wise older man, if you think about it.

Then who in their right mind chooses a famous person as a superhero, sees how he behaves, because you bet that he checked on Ladybug and Adrien in the shadows, and then lets him continue?

What was wrong here?

It seemed as if the whole universe bend itself around Adrien’s rich white straight ass so that he could get anything he wanted.

This was so not okay.

You gripped your phone harder and nodded to yourself.

This was ending now.

You would make sure of it.

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empressofthesunwriter · 2 years

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Reader aka. Calamity

My version of the Reader from my fanfiction Kick the cat our of the bag as the black cat hero Calamity! Of course, you decide what she looks like, I just wanted to give you an idea. Made with a base on DeviantArt all credits to them. Here is the link: https://www.deviantart.com/selenaede/art/Crystal-Sailor-Saturn-Base-01-692744586

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empressofthesunwriter · 2 years

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Kick the cat out of the bag!

Warning: If you like Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir you should turn back because I'm salty at this boy and the creators of this show and I won't hold back.

If you feel the same, enjoy with me this trip down the salty road.

Author Note: Hi guy I made a DeviantArt account you should check it out. There I already made my version of Reader-Chan, their Akuma-Self Nemesis, and my version of Calamity. It’s EmpressOfTheSun. Now I wish you happy reading!

Chapter 10: New Beginnings

(My version of the Reader as the new black cat hero Calamity, of course, you decide what she looks like, I just wanted to give you an idea. Made with a base on DeviantArt all credits to them. Here is the link: https://www.deviantart.com/selenaede/art/Crystal-Sailor-Saturn-Base-01-692744586 )

From the ring, a green ball of light floated up.

In awe, you watched how the ball circled you and then stopped before you.

The light vanished.

Now a little black cat floated before you.

The kitty yawned and you wanted to coo.

It was adorable!

“Ah, Ladybug, Master, this means you took away his ring?”, asked the kitty the two.

Grand Dragon nodded putting a hand on your shoulder.

“Plagg meet your new chosen Miss [Y/N] [L/N].”

You hold out your hand to Plagg and he sniffed curiously at your fingers. You smiled.

“Hi, Plagg, you can call me Harmony if you want. I hope we can be friends.”

As answer Plagg nudge your fingers. You understood what he wanted and petted him between his ears. Soon you all could hear a sound.

Plagg purred!

Ladybug and Grand Dragon chuckled, while you just smiled brighter.

The kwami seemed already to like you!

You had been worried he wouldn’t accept you.

“Mmh, you give good pets, girl!”, mussed Plagg. “I assume Ladybug and the Master told you anything.”

“Yes, but are you okay with it? Adrien had been for a long time your partner.”

Here Plagg turned to the still sleeping Adrien on the floor and signed loud.

“I didn’t make the whole situation better, it was after your blog that I realized that he, that he wasn’t a good cat. I was blind for a long time.”

“You weren’t the only one, Plagg.”, tried Ladybug to comfort him.

“I’m here more at fault, Plagg. I should have long ago taken you from Adrien, but I couldn’t admit to myself that I did a mistake. Again. Sometimes we run from the truth, so we don’t have to face it.”, explained Grand Dragon sober.

“But we are trying to fix it and I think we are doing a good job.”, you reassured everybody with a smile. “The ring is now in my care and I promise I will treat Plagg as a friend and be the best hero you can be. I don’t want to disappoint.”

“I like you already, girl. So, how about we transform? Just say Plagg, claw’s out.”

You nodded to the kwami and said the words.

The feeling was incredible.

You practically felt the destructive power, how it hugged your being, and became one with it.

Strangely…it was somehow familiar.

Like you had done this a thousand times…

And were once stand you, a normal teenage girl was born the new cat hero of Paris.

For Luka becoming a Miraculous User and facing you as his first Akuma, had been like someone had ripped his heart out.

But he had followed Ladybug and his teammates without hesitation.

Papillion would one-day pay for all this!

That he nearly akumatized Marinette and had got you.

No one messed with his Melody and Harmony!

He was sad that he couldn’t hit Chat Noir for Kagami today, but there was always the next time.

Anyway, Ladybug had told them they should meet again at night to discuss the new team and what to do with Chat Noir.

So here he was on one of the rooftops of Paris together with Abeille and Renard.

His hero colleagues were talking with each other, while he just listen in.

That’s when he heard the laughing of two girls.

It was Ladybug who hold hands with a cat girl.

Luka couldn’t help but grin.

Well, seemed like Chat Noir was history and Ladybug already found a new cat.

He was happy, yet he still owed the ex-cat a punch in his face. Maybe Adrien would do something stupid as a civilian now and he could punch him then? He could only hope.

The two girls are laden before them.

The new cat hero seemed a bit shy and gripped Ladybug’s hand harder.

He tried to give her a reassuring smile.

Alya had admitted she missed Trixx and being Rena Rouge, but Pollen was a cute little thing and she would do her best to be the best bee Paris ever had.

It wasn’t that hard since she wouldn’t wreck a train on purpose just to be a hero like Chloe had done it.

She was talking with Renard to see if he was a good match for Trixx. Trixx may never have been officially her Kwami, yet she still worried for the little guy.

From what she had seen today of Renard against you as Akuma, he was good with Mirage and he was nice to her, Shellrock and Ladybug.

Also, he talked to her really openly and seemed honest.

He was a good successor she decide.

That’s when Ladybug came and she had a new cat with her.

Alya watched interestedly how Ladybug and the new female cat already seemed so close. They were holding hands and standing really close.

They looked cute together.

But Ladybug suit in comparison to the new cat ones was really bland.

The only thing in common with her predecessor was the simple black mask and green cat eyes.

“Hey anyone.”, greeted Ladybug them. “I want you to meet our new black cat.”

“Hi, I’m Calamity, nice to meet you guys.”

Calamity, heh?

Renard aka. Nino liked it. Another word for bad luck was fitting for a black cat, which was infamous for the first.

As he had woken up today and got the Miraculous of the fox and not of the turtle he had been really sad. He had hoped a little that Wazyy would be again and permeant his kwami, but Trixx was cool.

The little fox was mischief no question, nether less they got along pretty well.

He hoped that Shellrock took care of his little turtle friend. He seemed nice enough and was good with Shellter.

Nino had to admit that he was surprised that Ladybug had already found a replacement for stupid Chat Noir.

Even a female cat.

The old Chat Noir would surely not like this.

It was sad that he could not see his expression when they presented Calamity to Paris and the world, but you couldn’t have anything.

You tried to smile naturally at your new teammates, but you could feel how wobbly it was.

Even if you had a feeling they would take you in with open arms, you couldn’t help to be a bit nervous.

Ladybug squeezed your hand to calm you down. Thank god, she was here with you. You squeezed back.

“Alright, we should all sit down. What I have to tell you, will take a while.”, said Ladybug.

You follow her example and sat down on the roof. Your teammates joined you.

You were all sitting in a circle, with Ladybug on your right, then came Abeille, Renard, which made Shellrock sit on your left.

Ladybug didn’t waste any time and started to explain anything.

Why it took so long to kick Chat Noir from the team and why you were the new cat.

It was all because of your Chakra.

Your Yin and Yang Chakra were in perfect balance and the essence of it was needed for two special potions.

One to make it impossible for Chat Noir to ever out the secrets of the Miraculous and two that your whole team could know each other identity and all secrets of the miraculous without the danger you could tell another if akumatized.

Abeille was formally vibrating from happiness.

You bet that she was a huge Ladybug Fan and couldn’t wait to know who was her idol.

Shellrock and Renard seemed to accept this too.

Ladybug told them also about Master Fu and that he would join them soon. So all could get to know each other.

But first, after taking the potions, it was time to see who was behind the mask of your teammates.

And with that you all detransformed.

“I cannot believe I never suspect something! Goddamit Marinette you are normally so bad at lying! How could you keep this secret from me is beyond me!”

“Alya, it was simply because I needed to protect the people I love.”

“I know girl, I’m just in shock still.”

“You and shock? You know I was Carapace, Alya and now I have your kwami? That’s a bomb!”

“You make a good fox Nino, I didn’t realize it this time it was you.”

“You gave me a flirty smile when I wasn’t an Akuma anymore, Luka?! I know I wasn’t hallucination that the new turtle hero smiled in a special way for me.”

“I couldn’t help myself sorry. I find it so cool that you are the new cat. You and Marinette together…your heartsongs make the perfect symphony.”

“What, really?”

“Yes, really, Marinette. You two will be great team leaders.”

In this chaos of teenagers and cackling kwamis, Master Fu arrived.

He chuckled quietly to himself.

Seemed like the children were in shock, but happy that their friends were their teammates.

And if he saw how Marinette was sitting on your lap, Luka had an arm around your shoulder and was with his other hand holding Marinette one, their lovers too.

Ah, to be young again and in love…

“I can’t fucking believe it!”

“Nino, langue, not before the Master!”

“How can I when the dude I thought my best friend is, is also a sexual abuser and grand asshole, Alya! God, I need a shower.”

“Luka, Harmony, told you both already know it, I want to know from you why you keep it a secret.”

“Because we didn’t want to stress you and Kagami with this secret. You had to be more careful with your emotion, Adrien is garbage, but handing him over Papillion is not right.”

“I understand. When Kagami joins one day the team, we should tell her but for now, even if I don’t like it we will keep it a secret.”

“Master Fu, can’t we just make the potion for anybody like our parents, so there doesn’t need to be secrets?”

“While the idea is good, [Y/N], the potion is only for Miraculous User. It doesn’t work on normal civilians.”

“Damn.”

The Kwami watched amused at how their children and the Master interacted with it each other.

It warmed their hearts to see their Master surrounded by children.

For nearly a century and a half, he had been all alone. Without a home, without order, without friends.

Now he got it a bit back from their chosen’s.

“I will say this day was the craziest ever.”, said Alya to you all.

Master Fu had long since gone home, but your team stayed for another while on the rooftop.

You still had to discuss a few things.

About patrols, Akuma fights, normal crime fighting, etc.

Ladybug also decides that she would change her suit. You all looked so much cooler than her and that wasn’t fair.

In the end, you all found the right way to handle these things and were happy.

Now you all were laying on the floor, each with your kwami on your stomach, and watching the night sky.

“Couldn’t say it better, Alya.”, agreed Marinette. “I’m just happy that all turned good at the end.”

“A new beginning.”, mussed Nino.

“Are you guys sure, you will handle Adrien in your civilian life? He could get suspicions if you all stopped from one day to another to be his friends.”, reminded worried Luka.

“We will have to act for a bit…but dude I can’t just pretend that all is good and dandy.”

“Of course not.”

“We will manage. We are three people who know the truth. We will make the other see it too.”, said Alya determined. “No one should be his friends.”

“With the punishment of the potion and losing all his friends, that’s an even better punishment for Adrien.”, said Marinette.

“Still can’t believe you had a crazy stalker crush on him!”

“Alya, it’s so terrible to think about what stupid things I did for Adrien, I just wanna forget and start a new.”

“Well, I wasn’t better I support you in it and I was a crazy shipper.”

“We both were bananas, alright?”

“Agree and sorry, Marinette.”

“Sorry too, Alya.”

“To new beginnings.”, you shouted and raised your hand like you had a glass of champagne.

Your team follow your example and even the kwamis shouted with you.

You could only move forward after all.

Adrien woke up from some of the weirdest dreams he ever had.

He had dreamed about all the times he tried to flirt and be a gentleman with his lady…but he felt strange emotions.

He felt scared, angry, disgusted…at himself.

It was so weird.

With a groan, he open his eyes and looked around his room for Plagg.

Maybe his Kwami would know something.

Even if he often wasn’t a real help.

“Plagg, Plagg?”, he called softly into the room.

No response came.

Confused he turned on the lamp on his bedside table.

Still, he couldn’t see any Plagg.

And then he remembers.

Ladybug, the potion!

Why was he back in his room and not somewhere with his lady? Finally, knowing who she really was?

That’s when he also noted that something was missing.

Something so important to him than breathing.

His miraculous.

…Oh no, oh no!

No, his lady wouldn’t trick him, he was sure. She was just a bit angry with him, but tonight she had been her true self with him.

This could only mean Master Fu had demanded from Ladybug to take away his ring!

Yes, that was it!

The Master never wanted him to know he existed and now he had used his lady to get the miraculous back.

“Don’t worry, M’Lady, it will take a while but I will be back at your side!”, he whispered to himself. “Don’t miss me too much and be strong.”

You were now finally home.

You and your friends and loves had talked long on the rooftop, it was high time to sleep.

Tomorrow was school.

You were cuddling up in your bed, Plagg beside you on your pillow.

He looked like a little ball and had even curled his tail around himself.

Gosh, he was really adorable.

“I can feel your eyes, girl.”, he mumbled sleepily. “You should rest. Who knows what Akuma waits for us tomorrow.”

“That’s not a really positive view of the world, but I agree with you. I doubt Papillion gives up only because I could free myself.”, you agreed.

“Then why you don’t sleep?”

“I’m just worried for Mari, Alya, and Nino. They have to play friends with Adrien when we all know that each of them would like to punch him in the face.”

“You have a good heart, Harmony. But give them some credits, you know them. Do they seem like they can’t handle it?”

“No, not really. I just wish I was at school with them. Luka surely thinks the same.”

Plagg bocked you with his head, which made you giggle.

“Come on, now, Harmony. Time to sleep. You can overthink later.”

And with that, he fall asleep.

You looked at Plagg in surprise, then you laughed.

You had a feeling that it wouldn’t get boring with Plagg around.

You were happy to have him.

Again…you had the feeling you had experienced this before.

So strange.

Meh, probably just some Deja Vu, nothing to worry about.

With a yawn, you settled yourself back in your comfy bed and tried to sleep.

This window, this strange window that looked like a butterfly.

This room, this hidden room.

How long you had searched for it?

Now you were finally here.

Facing him.

He was your age.

Blond, green eyes, clothed in purple with a butterfly mask.

How could someone so young terrorize a whole city?

Why?

Why did he do this?

It was no time for questions…they could come later.

You gripped your Glaive tighter.

It would end today.

Ladybug, your love, was beside you, her wings fluttering nervously.

You felt your team behind you two.

Ready for anything.

Just waiting for your commands.

Papillion grinned at you two.

The leaders in this long fight against him.

“M’Lady.”, he purred to Ladybug. “You finally have come for me it seems.”

Startled you sit up from your bed and breath heavy.

What the…?

What kind of weird ass dream was that?

Why would your brain create such images?

It was again like a Dejà Vu.

But…showed you this the future…or something different?

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Update 09/05/2024: I decided to not continue this story anymore since I'm not anymore into Miraculous Ladybug, hope you understand.

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Kick the cat out of the bag!

Warning: If you like Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir you should turn back because I'm salty at this boy and the creators of this show and I won't hold back.

If you feel the same, enjoy with me this trip down the salty road.

Author Notes: The polls are closed and with 24 votes LukanetteXReaderXKagami Tsurugi wins! Since I started the polls it was pretty clear who would be the winner, that’s why you already get the new chapter :D I hope you enjoy!

Chapter 7: The second entry: Frozen Feelings

You saw Adrien coming near you and Marinette and made yourself battle ready.

Oh, you had wondered when he would have the balls to finally talk to you again.

Even more perfect he choose to talk to you now! So you could show Marinette the true colors of her crush.

“Hey, girls.”, he greeted you friendly. “You have fun?”

Marinette stopped hugging you and faced her crush. You were sad that she ended your guy’s hug, but you would never force anybody.

“Erm, yes, and you, Adrien?”, she asked shyly and played nervously with her fingers.

Before Adrien could answer you forestall him: “Cut the act Agreste, I talked with Kagami. Say what you want to say and then go.”

You crossed your arms and fixed him with a look that could melt the ice around you.

Marinette was confused about what was going on. Her eyes got back and forth between you and Adrien. There was an angry atmosphere in the air. She didn’t get why you seemed to hate Adrien.

How could someone hate Adrien? He was perfect.

Adrien did start to sweat under your look. Never had anybody looked at him with such hate as you have.

But he needed to talk to you! He needed his lady and Paris citizens back on his side. Mostly of course his lady.

“Erm, right, I wanted to talk about your blog.”, he started.

With your ice skate, you tipped on the ice rink.

“I don’t have the whole day.”, you said with a fake cute smile. “Say what you said to Kagami or we can forget all this.”

“What is going on?”, wanted Marinette to know.

She had a bad feeling in her gut. Something not good was definitely up.

Like Marinette was his lifeline Agreste turned to her and smiled: “You will agree with me, right Marinette? You always are so levelheaded.”

“Huh?”

“Agreste, the time is ticking.”, you remind him.

The blond boy nodded.

“Yes, right, erm…I think [L/N] you were a bit too hard on Chat Noir on your blog. I mean, Miraculous Cure fixes anything why is it so bad that Chat Noir took a break? Being a hero is hard I imagine.”, he really had the gut to say this. You felt how you started to get angry. “Now he and Ladybug seem to have problems with it each other and I find it so sad. They two are an awesome couple and are meant to be.”

Wow, it what kind of universe did he live?!

It showed how he only cared about being together with Ladybug.

Paris could become an underwater park and all its citizens’ death.

And he would probably be just sitting on a rooftop of one of the destroyed buildings and singing about he how he missed “his lady”!

Not even trying to fix all this, because his lovelife was more important.

You wanted to throw up.

And yet you were a bit fascinated by him.

How stupid was he that he now ruins his civil reputation? You don’t even have to do anything!

Well, besides giving him a piece of your mind.

You got ready to do this, but someone yelled loud and a bit hysterical: “WHAT THE FUCK, ADRIEN?!”

Not only did you stare in disbelief at the person, Adrien, and Kagami, and Luka, who were coming from their round to join you, did it too.

It was Marinette who had cursed and screamed at her crush.

She seemed ready to kick his ass!

“Oh, this is going to be good.”, you heard Kagami whisper in your ear.

You nodded floored.

“Should I get the popcorn?”, asked Luka you two.

You nodded again and Kagami gave a thumbs up.

But Luka stayed with you two to see the showdown that was about to happen.

If you were Adrien you would have run for your life, Marinette looked murderous, like an avenging goddess of ancient times.

Beautiful and deathly.

Damn, it was hot!

“It’s just me or did it get hot all of sudden?”, asked Kagami and looked at Marinette wondrously.

“Not only you.”, murmured you and Luka.

Meanwhile, Adrien looked like a little lost and wounded lamb at Marinette.

You swore he was shaking. You bet all your money he was scared shitless of her.

That didn’t stop him from opening his mouth.

“Ma-Marinette, why are you cursing at me? What did I do?”

“You are really asking?!”, she screamed offended at him and her hands turned to fists. Oh my god, if she would punch him you would ask her to marry you! “You are on the side of this sexually harassing piece of shit of a cat who doesn’t care that people ACTUALLY die and would remember it forever?! Miraculous Cure can’t fix traumas like that!”

“But-“

“Don’t even start! That you can’t even see what Chat Noir did to Ladybug as sexual harassment, is shocking! Chloe always hangs on your arm and we see you don’t like that, you should know what it is like to be touched by someone you don’t want to! Have you ever wondered how Ladybug must feel? Scarred, disgusted and yet she still carried on!”, she continued.

“Amen to that.”, agreed Kagami and you and Luka nodded.

“But Ladybug and Chat Noir are meant to be!”, he protested. “Why can’t nobody see it? Everybody got just angry over one little thing which [Y/N] filmed and now Ladybug doesn’t see anymore that she needs Chat Noir.”

“Harmony asked you to call her by her last name!”, came Marinette to your defense. “That you can’t even do that…that you are on Chat Noir side…I…I…”

“Say it Marinette.”, said Luka to her calm. “It will liberate you.”

“He needs to hear that and you need to get it out.”, told her also Kagami.

“Mari, do it. We are all here for you.”, you remind her softly.

In Marinette’s pretty blue eyes were tears and Adrien just looked lost. You couldn’t care less for him, you just hoped it would help Marinette.

“I loved you Adrien!”, she yelled so loud that you heard the ice klir. “I loved you since you gave me that umbrella in the rain and I tried so much to tell you this!”

“What?”, he said totally confused.

Marinette wasn’t even on his radar it seemed. Of course, if he was so fixed on Ladybug no wonder.

What an idiot.

Well better for you…and Luka…and Kagami it seemed.

The midnight black-haired girl pointed at him.

“You heard me right, I loved you, Adrien. I loved you so much that I did crazy and strange things just so you would take note of me. But you showed me today who the real Adrien Agreste is! I’m done with you and fuck your stupid opinions. You can go to hell with Chat Noir!”

She turned around and skated away. Marinette wanted to leave the ice ring that was clear.

“I will go after her. She needs someone.”, said Kagami, then looked at Adrien. “Never again ask me out on a date Adrien, you are dead to me.”

“We will come with you.”, told Luka.

You gave Adrien, who still seemed lost, one look and said: “Agreste, people like you and Chat Noir are the reason why our world is so fucked up. It’s best when you never again come near us four, no of us can guarantee that we wouldn’t fucking punch you in the face.”

“I prefer my saber, but a punch in the face is good too.”, agreed Kagami.

With that, you three skated after Marinette.

She would need all the comfort.

Marinette’s heart felt like it was broken into a million pieces.

Adrien, who she thought was the love of her life, for whom she made a scarf, backed any Sunday his favorite maccaron and had already planned presents for the future, whom she imaged to have a house three kids, and a hamster, turned out to be on the same level as Chat Noir.

Did she actually ever know him?

Or was she just in love with a version in her head of him?

The Adrien she thought to know, wouldn’t be like the Adrien who had said all this…this…this shit.

And yet this was the real Adrien.

Tikki cooed at her and wiped with toilet paper away her tears. She had closed herself in one of the bathroom stalls and just wanted to go home.

She wanted to burn anything Adrien related and cancel him from her narrative.

And also she wanted to cry for a lost love on her bed.

What a shit day!

There she heard knocking and your voice calling out to her: “Mari, sweetheart it’s me with Luka and Kagami. We are here for you.”

“I understand you Marinette.”, said Kagami. “I liked Adrien too and seeing his true color devasted me, but I will be there for you. I want to be a friend.”

“Marinette, please open the door or let us in.”, begged Luka. “We want to see you and give you a hug if you want.”

She sniffled and wiped a tear from her eyes. Tikki gave her a little kiss on the cheek.

“Look Marinette. You have people who care and love you. You are not alone. Let them help you and be there for you.”

“Y-Yes, that’s true, Tikki, just like you.”, she whispers to her kwami.

Tikki got back into her purse and Marinette opened the door. There you three stood and looked worried at her.

Wobbly she got up from her sit on the toilette and let herself fall in Luka’s arms.

The older boy hugged her tight and hummed a melody to calm her down. You got behind Marinette and hugged her back. You joined Luka in his humming. Kagami didn’t know what to do, so you and Luka waved her over and she hugged Marinette sideways.

“T-Thank you.”, hiccup Marinette. “I-I need that.”

“We are here, Marinette.”, repeated Kagami and you saw how she patted her head.

“We won’t go anywhere.”, you promised.

“Just cry as much as you like.”, reassured her Luka.

Marinette laughed a bit and then sniffled again: “Y-You guys are great you know that?”

“You deserve better than this Marinette.”, you cooed at her and gave the back of her head a little kiss. “You too, Kagami.”

You took Kagami’s hand and gripped it tight.

“Thank you.”, the fencer just said and gripped your hand back.

You should have known that in Paris with Papillion still out you couldn’t have a moment to really let out your emotions.

“Akuma!”, screamed Luka and you four let go of each other and faced the incoming dark butterfly.

“Oh god, it’s sure here for me!”, shrieked Marinette panicked.

“We need you to calm down!”, said Kagami and stand protective before Marinette.

You and Luka joined her too.

“Guys?”, said Marinette in wonder.

“It can’t do anything to us, we are calm!”, you explained. “Try to relax Marinette, we will somehow stop it from coming near you.”

“Run, Marinette!”, told her Luka.

You felt literal how Marinette didn’t wanted to leave you guys, but after a few seconds, you heard how she run away.

Now, what do to do about the Akuma?

“I can’t believe they are doing this for me.”, said Marinette while running to Tikki who was flying beside her.

“You need to transform fast and purify it!”, reminded her Kwami her.

Before Marinette could answer, suddenly ice burst from the ground. Shocked she stopped and even Tikki looked confused.

“What?”

“Oh no!”, gasped Tikki. “The Akuma must have gone to another person!”

“But who?!”

Oh god, did she need to fight you, Luka, or Kagami? All just because you three wanted to protect her? She couldn’t think about it now, she needed to transform!

“Let's try out Master Fu's magic-aroon.”, informed Marinette Tikki. She took out the ice macaroon and throw it in the air. “Tikki, power up!”

After she turned into her Ladybug Ice-Form, she swung herself on top of the building.

Whoever was the Akuma had turned Paris into a giant ice rink.

What should she do?

That’s when she heard someone land beside her.

She gritted her teeth.

He was still in the picture, she forgot for a second.

“Chat Noir.”, she said coldly. “What are you doing here?”

He had the nerve to harrumph at her.

“I’m a hero too, did you forget?”

How she wanted to yell at him that he said such a thing but acted most of the time that he wasn’t, but she needed him for her plan.

“Chat Noir. We need to set up a trap for whoever turned the city into a giant ice rink.”

The useless cat really told her in a bitter tone: “My feline instincts prefer to track and observe before I attack. You go your way, I'll go mine.”

She wanted to strangle him with his own belt but she had to play nice.

For now.

Master Fu would have the potion ready soon, just for today.

“Please don't tell me you're mad at me about the rose.”, she said.

“There may be a certain chill now between us.”

“I get it, but we should really focus on saving Paris right now.”

“We don't always have to do everything together, after all. It's not like we're a couple.”

With that, he skated away from her.

“I hate you so much.”, she grumbles. “Enjoy this last Akuma, Chat Noir. Tomorrow it will be over for you.”

As it turned out Phillipe the Ice Skate Instructor got the Akuma that was meant for her. Seems like Mayor Bourgeois didn’t keep his promise, if Phillipe got at least one student he wouldn’t lose his ice rink.

Should she feel bad about it that, neither you nor Kagami or Luka were the Akuma?

Maybe a bit, but she was just happy that three of her dear people weren’t akumatized.

It was stressful enough to play nice with Chat Noir when she just wanted to smash his face and take his ring.

In the end, they defeated Frozer and Paris was back to normal thanks to Miraculous Cure.

As fast as she could Marinette returned to the ice ring and found you three waiting for her at the entrance.

“Marinette!”, you called happily and started to blush as the midnight black-haired girl hugged you tight. “I’m I mean we are so happy you are okay.”

“We were worried for a second that you were akumatized.”, told her Kagami and hugged you both from the side.

Luka joined the group hug too.

“I’m just glad, that everyone is okay.”

“Where is Adrien?”, asked Marinette bitterly.

You all could nearly feel how angry and devasted she still was.

“Gone already.”, told her Kagami curtly.

“Probably for the best.”, mumbled Marinette and hugged you all tighter.

You four ended your group hug and stared at each other.

Kagami was the first to talk.

“Well, this was certainly not how I imaged this date would end.”

That made you all chuckle a bit.

“Yeah, me too.”, agreed on Marinette.

You and Luka looked at each other and nodded.

It was time to come clean.

“This was…a lot.”, said Kagami to you and Luka.

You four were sitting together in a Starbucks and you and your best friend told Kagami and Marinette all about your polyamorous spiel to get them away from Adrien.

“I normally hate lies and be lied to.”, told you Marinette and you and Luka winced. “But…this was for a good case…I wouldn’t have ever realized who Adrien was really without you guys.”

“So…are we cool, Mari, ‘Gami?”, you asked hopeful and gave your best puppy dog eyes.

Marinette and Kagami looked at each other and then nodded to you.

You swore you and Luka practically melted in your sits from relief.

“Thanks, really, we appreciate it.”, said Luka for you two.

“Wait for a second, what did you call me, [Y/N]?”, asked Kagami and titled her head cutely.

Gaah, you wanted to swoon.

“Erm, ‘Gami? Don’t you like the nickname? I won’t say it again!”

Kagami shook her head and blushed cutely.

“Nobody ever gave me a nickname…I never had really friends.”

God, that hit you all three hard in the heart.

The poor girl.

Marinette put a hand on her shoulder and smiled.

“Well, you have now three!”

Like somebody told her Christmas would come early this year, Kagami looked from you to Luka to Marinette, who just smiled at her.

“Friends?”, she repeated with a hopeful voice.

“Friends!”, said Luka and toasted with his drink to her.

Damn, you wanted more….should you just say it?

Your mouth was faster than your brain: “Actually I really enjoyed the time we four spent together, why don’t we try dating each other!”

That earned you big eyes and huge blushes from anyone. You grinned crookedly at them.

Okay, that was maybe not a good idea just saying it like this.

Luka was the first to find his voice: “Harmony, you are opening a can of worms, that I closed after you started dating Marie.”

…What?

Marie?

Your first girlfriend?

When you were twelve?

“What the fuck Couffaine?!”, you yelled and pointed at him angrily. “Are you implying you had a crush on me when we were twelve? Cause I had one on you and you started to date Pierre!”

Now he was pointed at you.

“What?! And you tell me this now? I started to date Pierre because I thought you had a crush on Marie!”

“That’s a trainwreck!”, said Marinette fascinate and Kagami had to nod.

“What the fuck? I wanted you, you idiot!”

“I’m not an idiot if you flirt like with every person you find attractive!”

You gasped offended.

Marinette turned to Kagami.

“What do you say? Should we get another orange juice and give these two time to sort out their feelings?”

The fencer nodded and took Marinette’s hand in hers, which made her blush.

“Let’s go Marinette, maybe you would like to talk about your feelings too?”

“Huh?”

With a little smile, Kagami just lead Marinette to the cashier.

She would have never thought that she would have her sexual orientation flipped over in one day, but you and Marinette were really cute.

Kagami wasn’t complaining one bit.

You fall down on your comfy bed like a sack of potatoes.

God, this day had been a rollercoaster of emotions! You were so tired and wanted to sleep for like three days.

You and Luka had long and hard discussions over your old crushes for each other, while Marinette and Kagami were drinking orange juice and getting to know each other.

They certainly had a better “first date” than you and your best friend.

If you could still call him that.

Well, nothing was official.

You and Luka agreed that there were still feelings and you wanted to explore them. But you felt something for Marinette and Kagami and Luka had already a crush on Marinette.

So you had the two sit down with you again and another discussion started.

Kagami and Marinette agreed that they had fun together with you guys and you four should do totally more things together but start a relationship?

Even a polyamorous one?

Marinette admitted that she needed time.

Time to get over Adrien.

Time to think over her sexuality.

Time to think if she really could date three people.

You all of course would give her the time.

Kagami was more open.

She admitted fast that she only wanted from Luka friendship and could only imagine having a relationship with you and Marinette.

But she asked for time too.

Actually you all needed time.

That’s what you all agreed on.

So for the time being you all would stay friends and do things with all four, or three or two together.

Do get to know each other more and maybe you would end up in a poly relationship.

Just no pressure.

Any good base for a romantic relationship, whether poly or not, was a good and solid friendship.

Like you and Luka had one.

After you all had found an agreement, Luka asked you out on a date.

You all also had agreed that the other people in this pre-poly relationship thingy should know if two or three would go out with each other.

Same if two or three wanted to make it officially.

You of course said yes and were really happy.

A date.

A real date with the boy you had loved for so long but ignored for the sake of your friendship.

You were just so happy.

Marinette and Kagami had cooed at you two, which had turned Luka into a tomato and you hide shy behind your hands.

That’s when you asked again Marinette and Luka if they would be free next Saturday so you could all watch Hamilton. You also asked Kagami if she wanted to participate.

She said yes, even if she didn’t know what Hamilton was.

Luka, Marinette and you had agreed you needed to change that.

So the first four people’s date was set too.

Well more let’s-get-to-know-each-other-better-and-show-Kagami-the-wonderful-musical-Hamilton, but whatever.

All in all, a good day.

You were just so tired.

With a groan, you kicked off your shoes and striped the clothes away who would be uncomfortable to sleep in.

You got under your covers and closed your eyes.

Time to sleep.

That’s when your phone started to ring.

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Kick the cat out of the bag!

Warning: If you like Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir you should turn back because I'm salty at this boy and the creators of this show and I won't hold back.

If you feel the same, enjoy with me this trip down the salty road.

Authors Note: Thanks to Redhead, Naruwitch, yellowwinx8, Lady_LB, DSpaceZ, and Pyrotechnics for your awesome questions! All are from AO3. All credits to them. Anybody whose questions did not make it to the chapter, Ladybug, Alya, and Reader-Chan will answer you in the comments. Now I give the newest and longest chapter of this little FanFic, I hope you enjoy! :D

Chapter 9: The third entry

(My version of the Reader as the Akuma Nemesis. Made with a base on DeviantArt all credits to them. Here is the link: https://www.deviantart.com/selenaede/art/Crystal-Sailor-Saturn-Base-01-692744586 )

The first that you took note of was the smell.

It formally crashed in your nose.

The stench of burning flames, of blood.

The second you took note of was the sight.

Paris burned.

Cars were upside down.

Tree and plants uprooted.

People who were bloody.

People who had bruises along their bodies.

The third you took note of was the sound.

Screams and pleads.

Sirens.

The fourth you took note of was a bloody beaten-up Chat Noir.

Your hands were wrapped around his throat.

He gasped for air and clawed at your arms, but you felt nothing.

You frowned.

Are you really doing this?

You loosed your grip and Chat Noir could breathe.

Then you heard it again.

In your head.

This voice.

The voice of temptation.

“What are you waiting for Nemesis? Take his ring and show the world who this disgusting male is in reality!”

And you remember again.

You were tired, but you were more pissed off that yesterday this fucking trolls got to you so much that you had thrown up.

Oh, you would so show them, who was right and who was wrong.

Fucking Assholes!

“Harmony? Ya still with me?”, you heard Alya’s voice.

You blinked and turned to your fellow blogger.

You both were dressed in really cool outfits, Alya wore even a suit and tie with her up with a comb you swore a bee was engraved in, and sitting in chairs in the park near Marinette’s home.

You decide to do the Livestream there since none of your rooms was big enough for anybody.

Anybody consisted of yourself, Alya, Luka, Nino, and Kagami with her fencing sword.

Yes her fencing sword needed his own place, it was important.

And also anything you needed for the Livestream like laptops, cameras and such.

Nino and Luka would handle the technologic aspect, you and Alya would interview Ladybug and Kagami was your bodyguard.

She volunteered.

She wore also a suit and tie and you just wanted to eat her up. Gosh, she was so hot!

A half hour ago Marinette was also here to help you guys.

Also to not create any misunderstandings.

It was beautiful how Alya first was all like Marinette why is the ice queen (Kagami) here, and Luka, and why couldn’t she invite Adrien this was an opportunity for Adrienette (That she even gave them a ship name was worrying) and Marinette just told her simple what an ass Adrien actually was, that she was question her sexuality and that she would probably date in the future three of the most fantastic and good people in the world.

Luka, Kagami, and you blushed crimson red, while Alya and Nino were in shock.

Nino a bit more because Adrien was his best friend and he never in a million years would have thought he would say such things.

Alya cried that Adrienette sunk, but seemed to accept Marinette’s new romantic life.

Again you three blushes crimson red.

Did the other three not note how loud they were?

Anyway, all was okay and you all were friends now, so you could work in peace together.

Marinette had left you guys five minutes ago since she promised to help her parents in the bakery, so you and Alya tried to help each other to get ready for the interview.

But your thoughts moved in another direction because you were so tired.

You sleep hadn’t been really restful.

You yawned and answered Alya: “Sorry, I’m still a bit sleepy.”

“Who are you telling this girl, I could need this much coffee.”

She hold her hands so wide apart that you had to laugh.

“Oh yeah, I could use it too.”, you agreed.

“Do you want me to get you two a cup?”, offered Kagami.

“That’s nice of you Kagami, thanks.”, said Alya smiling.

“If it’s no trouble.”, you added.

Kagami shook her head grinning.

Then she gave you a peck on the cheek and high-fived Luke before she made her way over to a Café to get your beverages.

You smiled like the lovesick fool you were and rubbed your cheek dreamily.

You could practically feel, how wide Alya was grinning.

“Someone is so in love.”, she teased you friendly.

“I never said I wasn’t.”

Alya mummed but then got a pensive look.

“As you know, I know what poly is and if Marinette is happy, I’m happy, I’m just worried for her. That’s for all you guy’s a first time trying it, right?”

“Well true, but Marinette, Luka, and Kagami are worth it to try. And if they feel the same way, we will find out how to do this whole thing.”, you told her.

That’s when you heard a familiar voice.

“Hello, Alya and you must be [Y/N].”

Ladybug had arrived!

Oh my god, you wanted to fangirl so bad!

Ladybug was like a meter away from you. You were breathing the same air!

The superheroine gave you a brilliant smile and you swore you turned to goo.

“Simp.”, Luka whispers to you jokingly and you stuck your tongue out at him.

You loved him, but he could be a pest if he wanted.

Alya welcomed Ladybug and gestured to her to sit down in one of the three chairs you had prepared.

“Okay, I think we can start?”, you asked anyone.

Nino gave a thumbs up, Luka nodded and Alya said yes.

“I’m ready when you are girls. It’s your blogs.”, told you Ladybug.

“And your reputation.”, you remind her. “Ladybug I wanted to say sorry. Maybe if I had shown you the first video before who could have prevented all this.”

She didn’t agree with you and shook her head.

“No, [Y/N], you did the right thing. None of us is at fault here.”

You couldn’t help but blush and nodded.

Alya sat on her right side and you on her left.

“Okay, girls, we are live in 3…2…1…!”, with a flourish Nino gave you the signal to start.

His and Luka’s camera and all eyes of Paris were now on you. You send a prayer to heaven and hoped for the best.

You and Alya smiled in the cameras.

“Hello, all citizens of Paris I’m Alya from the Ladyblog…”

“And I’m [Y/N] or just Harmony from the Kickat-Blog…”

“And welcome to our Livestream with Ladybug!”, you both said together, while Ladybug waved.

“Hello, it’s an honour to do this Livestream with you girls.”

“Thanks, Ladybug, it’s an honour to have you here with us. Now Alya and I decide to do a joined Livestream, because since yesterday night our blogs are attacked by haters.”, you started to explain.

“We will spare you the disgusting details, let’s just say that probably every dude who is like Chat Noir had to leave their trash in our inboxes and attack me, Harmony, and Ladybug.”, added Alya.

“I heard and also saw this and that’s why I’m here.”, said Ladybug. “You can ask me now any question you want, but keep in mind that Papillion might be watching. I can’t go into full details.”

“We understand Ladybug.”, you reassured her.

“Of course.”, agreed Alya. “And here is our first question. RedandBlackdots says: OML I'm so sorry this is happening to you! Do you need me to teach that rat cat a lesson, cause I'll beat the shit out of him!!!!”

That made you three all laugh good naturally.

“This is a nice offer RedandBlackdots, but I think I will manage.”, said Ladybug.

“Leave your contact info so you can join us cat hunting.”, you half-joked.

Alya read then the next one: “SpotsofLove says: We’re all with you Ladybug! You’re not alone! You’ve done so much for this city and now it’s our turn to give back!”

Alya and you saw how Ladybug's tense shoulders relaxed a bit and she smiled into the cameras.

“That’s really nice to hear. Sometimes I have the feeling no one is on my side, but reading your comment and having Alya, [Y/N] and her friends here with me gives me again hope. Thank you.”, confessed Ladybug.

“You are welcome, Ladybug.”, said Alya and put a hand on her shoulder.

You did the same and smiled at her.

“We girls have to stick together!”

Then it was your turn to read the next question.

“So the next one comes from Lucky_Charm: I'm so sorry you had to deal with this, LB. Let's be honest, these nunchucks wouldn't defend him if he was a boy of color.”

“Amen to that!”, said Alya and toasted like she had a cup in her hand into the camera.

“I can just agree with you.”, you simply said.

“You are right Lucky_Charm and it’s good that you say it.”, said Ladybug. “Chat Noir turned out to be like the most straight white guy in this world. A piece of shit. Of course, his similars defeat him.”

“Aren’t that true.”, you agreed and read the next question. “Okay, we have now here Bug.n.Cat.Furever and they ask: I'm so confused, Ladybug doesn't seem to be able to make up her mind. One minute she gets along and may even flirt with that Hot Cat of hers, other times she's all he's being a jerk! Will you please explain how when Dark Cupid attacked you knew your kiss would break the spell on him? Gurl, didn't you know only a kiss of true love would work like that?! It implies that you did love him once. What changed?”

“I’m sorry if you are confused but I had often to play along with Chat Noir or he wouldn’t do his job. Sadly, I needed him for his powers. And about Dark Cupid my power is also PURIFICATION you know how I de-evilze Akuma? I just did the same with Chat Noir, sadly he doesn’t fit in my Yoyo and I had to do it like that.”, explained Ladybug.

“Sorry that talk in between but there are actually people who think the fur ball is hot?”, you called out surprised. “He is your typically white boy in a leather suit. That alone is a warning signal. I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 meter pole.”

That made everyone laugh.

After that Alya read the next question.

“Chatislife says: stfu ladybitch, we all know you want chat noir. Stop pretending you don't and give him what you both obviously want. Wow first of all you are rude and what you are implying is nasty!”

“Children are watching this.”, said Ladybug with a cold voice. “People like you are disgusting. You may have a problem with me, but bringing such topics up is immature.”

“You probably got a no from every person you asked out. Doesn’t surprise me.”, you added, wrinkling your nose in disgust.

“Let’s see the next question.”, suggest Alya. “This is from ChadChat: You don't know the type of life he has under the mask! Maybe this is his way of getting freedom! And as for the sexual harassment, he only flirts with you! I haven't seen him land a hand on you, so stop being so dramatic. And you like to claim you're a team, but i have seen you take charge and not let him weigh in on anything! And are you keeping secrets from him? A team can't work if you're not honest with one another. Maybe you can't share your identities, but at least be honest with him.”

“You have some nerves.”, you mumbled and crossed your arms.

Ladybug looked into the camera with cold eyes and counted with her fingers: “First of all I may not know what his private life is like but nothing gives him the right to act the way he does. Secondly, he does not need to touch me to harass me; catcalling and giving unwanted nicknames are already sexual harassment. Any unwanted sexual or romantic action is sexual harassment. It’s that simple. Thirdly, Chat Noir showed me repeatedly that he does not want to take the lead. He likes to joke around and making a foul out of himself. And fourthly I was as honest with him as I could be he is the one who couldn’t accept that I couldn’t tell him certain things because it was out of my hand. And more I don’t say.”

“You don’t have to Ladybug.”

You rubbed her shoulder to calm her down.

Alya shook her head.

“Anyone has the right of their own secrets. We need to accept this. It shows how immature Chat Noir is. Anyway here is the next question. Catnip.no.more wrote: Everyone seems to forget that the cat Allowed people to get hurt and die so he could have a pity party. That alone should make him lose his miraculous. Being a pushy, bratty teenage boy doesn't give him bonus points either. Ha finally someone with a brain!”

“Nothing to say there, you said it one point. It’s the bastard's fault that my parents and I have to go to therapy because of their death and because I saw it happen! If he would do his job, that maybe didn’t need to happen.”, you said.

Alya read the next one.

“This comes from Spotlight and says: Remember that CopyCat (TM) that robbed the Louvre a few months back? Apparently, it was the guy who made the LB and CN statue. Also, I saw him claim you and CN were a couple when Theo asked to meet you. Correct me if I'm wrong, but did this guy just get jealous, lied about your relationship, and had someone get akumatized? Did he even apologize!?”

This not only shocked you and Alya, Ladybug literally jumped up.

“WHAT?!”, she shouted angrily. “Chat Noir told me it was my fault that Theo got akumatized because I wasn’t at the event! I can’t believe he lied to me! And again he says we are a couple even if we aren’t, he is just a lying piece of trash!”

“When you thought he couldn’t get worse…”, murmured Alya and shook her head.

You read the next question.

“Here we have LB FTW and they wrote: And the beginning of the end starts! All the sexual harassers are out of their little boxes and coming to defend their fellow nutter. Don't pay them much attention LB + team! When is Chat Noir gonna be off the team? And when will a new cat come?”

Ladybug tried to calm down and sat down.

“That’s a good question and something I wanted to announce anyway. From this day on he isn’t a hero no more and he will lose his Miraculous don’t worry. I will have new permeant partners that will join me in my quest to defeat Papillion once and for all. We will get also the ring back from him and choose a new better cat.”

“That sounds amazing, Ladybug. We are happy for you.”, you told her.

Alya nodded.

“I can see from your comments guys that you are also clearly happy. Now we-“

She couldn’t even finish her sentences when you all heard a voice that you know well enough.

“Really, M’Lady, having an interview without me and saying such things? Your hurt your poor kitty with it.”

God fucking damn it, there really stood Chat Noir, and looked like he was the victim in all this again.

Yes, you remember this.

But why had you Chat Noir in your hands and why did it seem that Paris was living the apocalypse?

You let go of the useless cat. He fall down on the street and gasped for air.

You frowned.

What had happened?

Why couldn’t you remember?

There again was this male voice.

It started to get on your nerves.

“Nemesis, what are you doing?! Take his ring and show everybody his identity! Or I will take away your powers!”

Powers?

What powers?

You looked down at yourself.

You…you did not look like you looked normal.

Your skin was grey. You had incredible long black hair.

You wore white cloves. A white dress with white stockings. In addition, white knee-high boots.

What the…what happened to you?

“Nemesis, take his ring!”

“Shut the fuck up.”, you said to the voice in your head. Maybe you had turned crazy that you cursed at a voice in your head, but who cared? It was male and men did not and would not never have power over you. “I don’t take orders from straight white dudes go fuck yourself asshole!”

That shut up the voice in your head.

Oh, finally you could think better.

Frowning you put your hands on your hips and looked around.

Damn, whatever caused this much chaos in Paris was clearly angry.

That is when you heard how Chat Noir coughed and remember this other fucker was with you here too.

Great.

Just how you like it.

Did you really need to talk with him?

You did not want to.

“Hey asshole cat.”, you called out to him. That made him jump nearly 3 meters high and he looked shocked at you. “What the fuck has happened and who painted my skin and put these clothes on me?”

His mouth just fall open and he pointed at you shocked. Like he could not believe you.

“Urgh, you are useless. If I was Ladybug I would have taken your ring the first day we meet.”

It was as if you summoned her.

Ladybug swung with her Yoyo to you and Chat.

Interestingly was that she had three new heroes with her.

A black girl who was the bee, a black boy who was now the fox, and a white boy with dyed tips as the turtle.

They looked all really cool. Ladybug with her simple suit was actually really boring.

“Hey Ladybug!”, you greeted her cheerful with a wave. “Can you tell me what the heck is going on? Who put a strange cosplay on me and why is Paris so destroyed?”

Not only her was shocked her team too.

They seemed ready to battle something and now they were staring at you in disbelief.

You raised an eyebrow.

“Nemesis, no, Harmony…is this actually you?”, asked the turtle hero in wonder.

“Who the heck is Nemesis?”, you wanted to know.

The fox hero turned to the turtle.

“Shellrock, are you saying she is back to herself? But she is still akumatized, dude!”

Ah, Shellrock was the new turtle’s name.

And what?!

Who was akumatized?!

“It’s you, [Y/N].”, answered you Ladybug fascinated. You had asked aloud. “You seem to be you again and not the Akuma Nemesis. I never experience this. That someone who was akumatized found back to themselves alone.”

“I’m an Akuma!”, you shrieked shocked, but then you nodded. “Then the voice in my head is Papillion. Ha, I know it was a straight white dude who tried to control me, but not with me!”

“That’s really impressive. And Papillion has no power over you anymore?”, asked the bee hero.

You rubbed your ear and grimaced.

“He is throwing a tantrum and trying to get me to attack you guys, but I’m not listing to him. Go fuck yourself you ugly ass motherfucker!”

That made Ladybug laugh and even her teammates laughed after a few seconds.

“Then can you give me your akumatized object? It’s the ring you wore today.”, told you Ladybug.

“I will even break it for you.”

You did just that and Ladybug did her thing.

The Akuma was again a pretty butterfly and she threw her Lucky Charm, was it a baseball bat, in the air.

A Miraculous Ladybug later, anything was back to normal and you happily looked down on yourself again.

Ah, nothing is better than your own skin!

“That was the scariest, most bizarre, and surprising Akuma that we ever had!”, shouted the bee hero.

The fox hero patted her back.

“Well, at least Harmony is back to herself, Abeille.”

Ah so the Bee was Abeille.

“Still, never saw someone winning over Papillion, crazy, Renard, crazy.”

And Renard the fox.

Good to know.

That’s when you heard three loud beeps.

“Did you use your powers against me?”, you asked the three new heroes shocked. “And you couldn’t stop me?”

Shellrock smiled at you and you didn’t know why, but you felt kinda shy now.

“You were probably the hardest Akuma ever. It was a good thing you found control over yourself again.”

“We were starting to get desperate.”, admin Ladybug and put a hand on your shoulder. “But all is good. Abeille, Renard, and Shellrock thanks for your help, you did great guys. I will see you later.”

With that, the three new heroes gave you two a goodbye and vanished to detransform in peace.

“Come on, I will bring you back to your friends.”, offered Ladybug.

You looked at Chat Noir. Thanks to Miraculous Ladybug his wounds had vanished, but he still seemed in shock.

“What up with him?”, you asked Ladybug curiously.

Ladybug gave him such a look of hatred, that you were surprised he could still be alive and standing. The look wasn’t directed at you and you still tremble.

“He provoked you enough to get akumatized.”, she explained. Then with a flourish, she picked you up bridal style. You squawked embarrassed and your heart nearly leaped out of your chest. Oh my god, who didn’t dream to be whisked away in the arms of Ladybug, and you were now experiencing it! You could die happy. She smiled at you…and did you imagine or was that a flirty smile?! “Forget about him. Your friends are waiting for you.”

With that, she swung her Yoyo and you both away from Chat Noir.

Meanwhile, in Papillion’s Evil Lair of Evilness, the man in question nearly destroyed the can in his hands.

“How can this be possible?! All was going perfect and then Miss [L/N] regained herself?! That never happened before. Just wait Ladybug, I was this close to victory, I will create the perfect Akuma to defeat you!”

His window closed.

It was an amazing feeling being carried by Ladybug. You never wanted it to stop.

You may hold into her a bit tighter than normal, but this was one chance in a lifetime. You wanted to enjoy it the most you could.

Ladybug didn’t seem to have a problem with your hold. She even gripped you tighter like you were something precious.

All to soon you were back in the park where Luka and Kagami were already waiting with open arms for you. You let them hug you and felt how even Alya and Nino joined the group hug.

Ladybug left you guys with her signatory Bug out.

You just enjoyed being held by two of your loves and two friends, who were all worried for you.

Our superheroine swung herself to the roofs of Paris and wanted to get home to detransform. She wanted to join the group hug too and make sure you really were alright.

But all of sudden her Yoyo rang.

Confused she stopped and checked the number.

It was the Master!

What could he want?

“Master Fu?”

“Ladybug, I’m happy that you picked up. I have found a harmonic soul.”

“What? Really? Who is it?”

“Tell me, you useless little god, why came Miss [L/N] back to herself?!”, shouted Gabriel at the poor little Nooroo.

Nathalie stood as always behind her boss and watched the scene before her with bored eyes. She was used to it after all.

Nooroo trembles and shudders.

He didn’t want to say it.

Yet he didn’t have a choice.

“Really Master Fu?!”, gasped Ladybug surprised.

“Positive. It’s one of the indicators for harmonic souls. I may have read only about them, but I’m sure.”

Gabriel smashed one of his vases in his work room, while Nathalie and Nooroo looked on.

Nooroo wanted so much to just fly away, but couldn’t and Nathalie already made a mental note to replace it.

“I don’t care. I will get Ladybug and Chat Noir Miraculous one way on another! Nathalie.”

“Yes sir?”

“Take the blog down and don’t leave any traces back to us. It’s useless now.”

“Of course, sir.”

In the meantime you let yourself get spoiled by your loves and friends. Marinette had even joined you and asked worried if you were okay.

You all decide or more her parents invited you into the bakery so you could all relax from the stressful happenings of the day.

And you really wanted to know how you were as an Akuma. The other promised to tell you what they knew, but first Madame Cheng gave you all cookies, croissants, and hot chocolates.

That was the break you needed.

For Adrien, the day started pretty normally.

He woke up, got dressed, and had breakfast alone.

Why couldn’t his father join him for once? Was work more important than him? His own son?

After that, he still had a bit of free time, since it was a Sunday before Nathalie came with his schedule.

So he checked the Ladyblog like always.

Even if he had to admit that Alya had purged his superhero persona from her blog, it was better than your blog, since her blog still was dedicated to the love of his love.

The boy was surprised to find so many comments in his favor, that he nearly cried.

Finally, people were on his side and saw him as the victim he was.

But then he saw how a Livestream started.

He was shocked to see his lady and you with Alya.

What could that mean?

The next minutes showed him how again Ladybug couldn’t just accept there were meant to be and how you and Alya even supported that.

This was enough.

He called for his transformation and didn’t care if Plagg wanted to transform or not. His Kwami had been a bit cold for since while, yet he was sure Plagg would come around.

As Chat Noir he reached fast the familiar park where the Livestream was held.

He catches Ladybug's last sentences as he arrived: “I will have new permeant partners that will join me in my quest to defeat Papillion once and for all. We will get also the ring back from him and choose a new better cat.”

“That sounds amazing, Ladybug. We are happy for you.”, you told her.

Alya nodded.

“I can see from your comments guys that you are also clearly happy. Now we-“

He didn’t let Alya finish her sentence and called out: “Really, M’Lady, having an interview without me and saying such things? Your hurt your poor kitty with it.”

All eyes turned to him.

Huh, even Nino and Luka were part of this sick joke they were playing on him?

His Lady stood up from her chair and position herself before Alya and you.

“Chat Noir, what do you want!”, she demanded to know.

He pouted.

Aww, she was again all prissy over nothing.

“Why are you saying such things, M’Lady, I want to know. Is it not us against the world?”, he reminded her dramatically.

Alya and Luka made faces, Nino blinked in disbelief, you gagged, and Ladybug.

Well, Ladybug said just: “Fuck you and you're fucked up world vision. We aren’t partners anymore.”

Chat gasped offended.

Why was she always so hard on him?

“Now you are a bit too hard.”, he tutted. “All because of [Y/n] and her silly little blog. She is destroying us, M’Lady.”

“The only one who is destroying something is you Chat Noir!”, hissed Ladybug and her hand moved to her Yoyo.

“I want to know in what kind of made-up world you live in to show your face and say such things. My parents died. DIED! Because you didn’t do anything.”, you yelled at him angrily. “They need therapy now and me too because I saw that! What do you have to say in your defense?”

Chat shrugged his shoulders.

Really you asked him?

“Miraculous Cure fixes anything, then you should blame Ladybug if it didn’t work for your family.”

All, besides him, gasped for air.

“Dude!”, shouted Nino.

“Are you for real?!”, asked Luka.

“You did not just say that!”, screamed Alya. “You are blaming the one you are supposed to love?! What is wrong with you?”

“My cure never could erase the emotional pain, you know this well enough Chat Noir! That you even have the guts to say this…!”

“You are sick.”, you simply said and had to stop yourself from punching him.

In his supersuit your punches would do nothing to him.

“If one is sick, it’s you!”, he attacked you. You ruined anything. All was your fault. “And I’m not the only one who thinks like that!”

It was like he had hit you.

All the disgusting comments you read…

“Chat Noir you-!”

Ladybug couldn’t even finish her sentence when Chat Noir suddenly felt how someone just punched him in the face.

A loud Japanese curse was heard and Chat realized that it was Kagami who had punched him.

She was holding the hand which punched him to her chest, it was turning red, and was still speaking in Japanese.

And they weren’t really nice words.

“Kagami!”, nearly anyone shouted worried for her.

Under pain, the fencer faced him and said: “Never again say such things to my Harmony! You sorry excuse for a human being!”

The blond boy couldn’t even respond as a second fist slammed into his face.

This time it hurt really bad and he flew a few meters away.

It was you!

Dark energy around you bubbled and turned you into a grey-skinned maiden with long black hair and a white dress with shoes, stockings, and cloves.

Uho, you were an Akuma!

Yeah, today had been a crazy day for him.

Chat Noir swore he still could feel your punches and kicks while you were an Akuma.

It was surprising that you stopped alone, but he didn’t care that much in the end.

He cared about what Paris now thought of him and that his lady would come around again.

The ChatIsTheBest Blog did go offline, yet he had seen that there were still a few supporters of him on the Ladyblog and Kickat-Blog.

Maybe that would be enough to turn the opinion of the people around.

You did become on Akuma because you couldn’t face the truth he showed you.

In a way, Chat felt sorry for you.

Nonetheless, it was not important right now.

Right now he enjoyed his free running over Paris rooftops. He earned himself a bit of enjoyment after the day he had.

You had been such a ruthless Akuma, it was really scary.

He shudder a bit.

That’s when his baton rang and he had to hide a gasp.

Ladybug was calling him?

Ladybug was out?

She only did this when they patrolled and today wasn’t a scheduled one. So that probably meant she had seen him and wanted to join him on his stroll!

He picked faster up, then Plagg could eat whole camembert.

“M’Lady what purrrsent surprise! Did you miss your poor little tom cat?”

Ladybug giggled!

She actually giggled.

He wanted to swoon so hard. Her laugh was the one of an angel!

“You silly kitty you. I saw you and I decide to join you. Meet you at the Eifeltower.”

“I will be there faster than you can say Akuma!”

She giggled again. His heart would surely jump out of his chest if this continent.

Not that he was complaining.

“I will be waiting for you then my kitty!”

With that, she hang up and Chat Noir wanted to scream for joy.

It was so long ago that she had called him her kitty!

See, showing up at the Livestream and talking about his feelings today made her realize how important he was to her.

Like he was flying he reached the Eifeltower.

And there she was.

Ladybug.

In all her spotted glory.

She was blushing and smiling warmly at him.

He got all shy.

Her smiles were so rare these times, it was wonderful to see them again.

“Bugaboo, you look as always spot on!”

“Oh you with your jokes.”, she laughed heartily, and did she pat her eyelashes at him?

His lady would be the death of him one day!

“But I didn’t call you just to hear your jokes my kitty.”, she told him seriously but rigged his bell.

“Aww, but my jokes are the cat meow.”, he answered playfully and she laughed again.

He would never get tired of hearing this!

“Now, now, kitty. You see I was talking to Master Fu and he found something in the Miraculous Spellbook which will surely make you happy.”

Now he blinked at her confused.

“Huh? What did the Master find?”

Here Ladybug got all shy and put a hand on her cheek.

“You always wanted to know who was behind this mask right? Well, there is a spell, a potion which we have to take and if we got akumatized we won’t out the secret identity of our partner.”, she explained to him.

Was he hearing right? Was this really happening?

“Ladybug, you-“

He couldn’t finish his sentence since Ladybug took his hands in her and put something in them.

“Drink this kitty and I will finally show you who I am behind the mask. No more secrets.”

His greatest wish would come true?

And he had just to drink this little phial?

Well, that was nothing!

“Oh M’Lady, I can’t wait to finally know who you really are!”, he shouted happily.

Ladybug nodded and pointed at the phial.

“Yes but first.”

“Right, I will drink this.”

He opened the phial and like it was a shot of tequila drank it.

Chat Noir shook a bit and made a bah sound.

The potion tasted terrible, but now he would finally know who Ladybug really was.

Just…he suddenly felt really tired.

The blond boy let out a yawn and wonder why all seemed so blurry. Was this normal for the portion?

The last thing he heard before he fall asleep was Ladybug who said with a cold voice: “Bye, bye, little chaton!”

With disgust and hate, Ladybug looked at the sleeping Chat Noir on the floor.

God, he was so sure that she actually loved him that she just needed to pat her eyelashes a bit and call him her kitty and he would do anything she told him.

He totally forgot how often she said no to him and how today she had declared them no more partners.

If Papillion ever got smart and created an Akuma who looked like her, he would surely even give up his ring to it.

Thank goodness, that this was never an option anymore.

When she took his ring all would be finally over.

She felt the eyes of Master Fu and you on her.

“Is it really going to work?”, you asked wondering.

Master Fu, who had used the dragon Miraculous to transform, patted your shoulder.

“Don’t worry, [Y/N], the potion will show his effect. You have really potent Chakra even for a harmonic soul.”

Ladybug also turned around and gave you a smile small.

“I’m still floored that I had the solution to all our problems under my nose. Luka did say your heart was in perfect harmony. Why not your Chakra too?”, mussed Ladybug.

You grinned a bit and then frowned.

“I still don’t get what I’m doing here. Ladybug, Grand Dragon, you needed my blood for the potions and I gave it to you.”

“Well you see.”, started Master Fu or Grand Dragon. “We will need a new cat.”

Shocked couldn’t describe what you felt.

“Me?!”, you squeaked.

Ladybug nodded.

“I find it poetic. The one who showed the world that Chat Noir wasn’t a hero, becomes the new black cat hero. You will be a great cat, Harmony.”

What else could you do then to bow down before Ladybug and Grand Dragon.

“I promise I will do my best.”

“You will child, you will. You have great potential.”, said Grand Dragon.

“Right, my Chakra.”

“Ladybug.”, turned Grand Dragon to the heroine. “Are you sure you want to know who is behind the mask of Chat Noir? This could change anything.”

“It already did Master.”, she said and bend over to rip Chat Noir’s ring off. “Nothing will shake me anymore.”

How simple it was to slip the ring off.

And where once was Chat Noir, now lied Adrien Agreste.

Ladybug stared and stared and then…just let out a tired sign. After yesterday at the ice rink and today, should she really be surprised?

Two assholes have become one and she wanted to laugh that they had a fucked up love square thing going on.

This thing between the two of them was doomed from the start.

She was happy that she was now free from it.

“What will happen to Adri- I mean Agreste now?”, she asked her Master.

“He will still have his memory because for the order it was the greatest punishment for an in disgrace fallen Miraculous User to remember their time as one and remember how it was their own fault to lose the honour. But he will be unable to tell it to anyone. Or write it. Or someone reading his thoughts. The potion will be a barricade you could say.”, explained Grand Dragon.

“So he could turn into an Akuma still when he sees me as the new cat?”, you asked to be sure.

“That will always be a possibility, but the potion right now will show him all of his wrongs and misdeeds, as it will do for the rest of his life. If he understands that he was wrong he will be freed from the dreams, if not he will never again have a good night’s sleep.”

Ladybug throws the ring in the air and then catches it.

“Turning mad because of his own errors…that’s a punishment I could accept.”, she mussed.

“Unbelievable you had the hots for him once, Ladybug.”, you said thoughtfully.

“Well Harmony, what are you waiting for? It’s time to meet Plagg and then we have to give the other potion to our teammates.”

You catch the ring from Ladybug and saw how it turned into a smaller more feminine version of the one Adrien had worn.

You smiled and put the ring on your finger.

A new chapter in your life began!

Authors Note: We finally finished ACT 1 from Kick the cat out of the back! Chapter 10 will be ACT 2 and yes Reader-Chan aka. you are the new black cat! What will happen in Act 2 now that you are a superhero? We will have to wait and see. Let’s just say it’s going to be a wild ride. ;) Thanks for reading my story till here and I hope you guys will like ACT 2, it’s like our second season. XD Have a nice day/night!

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