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luxthestrange · 2 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#173...JAIL TIME
Acciently ...Adam drank Raiden's water bottle that was filled with hardcore...alcohol, Him and Lu bu, Qin Shi Huang wanted to see who noticed that they weren't drinking water and now...dadam was drunk, and...he was the crybaby drunk-
Cain, gesturing to Adam: Dammit RAIDEN, look what you did! You made Dad upset! 
Raiden: Dad, please don’t cry, we’re sorry! 
Qin Shi, somber: I’m sorry Father...
Adam*drunk out of his mind and near tears, Hugging you and Jack given you both were the nearest* -I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!?
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malleusthehammer · 8 months
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Hi! Can you please do a Qin Shi Huang and Lu Bu with a female s/o that plays the Guzheng/Zither.
Guzheng looks like this, it was made in the Qin dynasty by a general. It’s had 21 strings and you use nails that are made out off plastic, resin, tortoiseshell, or ivory to pluck the strings. The strings are made out of steel strings flat wound with nylon.
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This is the song that she plays, it’s a hard song to master too. Feel free to ignore if it is too much, thank you!
DUDE THIS ASK IS SO COOL?! I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET TO IT!! Again, i am a sucker for Qin so he will be written for!!! I hope you enjoy this!!
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Qui Shi Huang and Lu Bu with a reader that plays the Guzheng/Zither. Warnings: None! Type: Drabbles!
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You didn't play often, you found it a bit extra when you played. Knowing it was such a hard instrument to play, you hated the attention it gave you when you played it. Qin knew this, but he adores it so much when you play. He'll often try and say he had a bad day, or that he needs a stress reliver. And of course, you can't say no to this man. Since he had coaxed you into playing for him, he made sure you both were secluded and comfy.
He plopped down on the shared bed, the pitcher of wine crowding the table next to bed. You set the guzheng up, sitting on the bench that accompanied it. You took a deep breath before popping your fingers and placing them gently on the strings. Your eyes closed as your fingers danced across the strings. The melody filled the spacious room, Qin's fingers tapped along his thigh with it.
Your fingers moved on their own, plucking the strings and sending beautiful music out in the air. Once you had finished, you sighed contently. Soft clapping filled the silence as you turned on the bench to face your husband. His smile was never wider as he clapped. Almost like a proud father, he stood from the bed, holding his arms out to you.
"That was lovely, Dear! You'll play more often for me?"
He gently caressed your hand, bringing it to his lips and kissing it.
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Lu Bu never really knew you played. He knew you had hobbies and stuff, but never really paid that close attention. When he would go train for extended periods, you'd stay home and practice. Same when he would watch the legions of people that followed him train. One day he been gone for a while with his horse, so you took the time to set up the guzheng outside. It was a beautiful day afterall.
You had no clue when your husband would be back, his schedule was too erratic in your opinion. But you knew he was safe, that's why you married him in the first place. Well, first it was his personality. The way he held himself so high made you admire him. If he was by himself, you knew no one would even dare to challenge him.
As you finished setting up the instrument, you were quick to sit down in the bright grass Infront of it. You bit your lip and closed your eyes. A strong gust of breath left our lungs as you opened your eyes again. Your fingers pranced over the strings like tiny ballerinas, sending beautiful melodies into the sky. You lost yourself in the music, moving your hands across the instrument delicately.
Little did you know that Lu Bu and his general, Chen Gong were on the way back. Lu Bu was picking his teeth with his pinky and Chen talked on and on about something that the champion didn't care for. The noise of the guzheng reached the ears of the men, a smirk appeared on Lu Bu's face. They approached the yard you were playing in, watching you from afar. The Champion put his hands on his hips, taking a deep breath in with a smile.
"Ahaha! That's my wife/husband right there!"
HJUYGJUYG okay i am SO SO SOS SO sorry for the wait!! i really hope you enjoyed it and thank you for putting some new music in my playlist lmao THE GUZHENG IS SO MAJESTIC I WANNA EAT IT!!!
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onecantsimply · 1 year
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Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #6
(Y/n), slapping a sticker onto Lü Bu’s tits chest: Here you go.
Lü Bu, with a disgusted look:
(Y/n): Fine, I’ll take it back.
(Y/n) reaching for the sticker, only to have Lü Bu back away, and to have Chen step in front: Back off. My Liege earned this.
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My Most Cherished Friend - Lu Bu Fengxian x Reader
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Life in the Wu Commandery was a tough one, especially for frail women, but the people of the village were united and kind, like the members of one big family, protective over their own, especially the younger generation - The children. Though, even the little ones had to grow up fast and pull their weight in any way they could, be it seaming clothes, carrying fire wood, help with the buildings and maybe hunting also.
Y/N had the privilege of being born in a happy, loving family, and though none were rich, they were content with each other and the kindness they spread around. There was one boy who wasn't as fortunate however, though Y/N couldn't understand why -
Lu Shang, the kindest man in the province, the protector of all children, had adopted a child born under the blood moon - A demon child, as they say. Y/N asked her parents why the village shuns a child, he did nothing wrong! Even the other children strayed away from him, in case they'd also get afflicted with his unfortunate curse.
"Papa, why are they so mean to Lu Bu?" Y/N asked one evening, during dinner. "He just wants to play. He always looks so sad." "Well, darling, what do you want to do?" her father smiled kindly. "I... I want to be his friend!" the two parents looked at each other proudly, before patting her hair. "Then do as you wish." Y/N looked up at her mum and dad before dashing out of their little hut, all the way to Lu Shang's home. She smiled widely at the two surprised residents of that tent. "Do you two want to join us for dinner?" her brilliant smile full of tenderness and kindness shocked the young boy, but more than that, made the father throw his arms around the girl and hug her tightly, thanking her for being his child's only friend.
Y/N guided the two back to her cottage where the adults had a merry time, and the two children, well - Y/N tried to make conversation, hoping to ease Lu Bu into their fresh new friendship. Thankfully, by the end of the night, Y/N spotted the cutest, smallest smile on his face, and the faintest of blushes on his cheeks.
He is so cute.
Since then, Y/N accepted the rejection of her other so-called friends, and the whole village, just to spend time in Lu Bu's company. Somehow, despite being so quiet and supposedly dangerous, he was a far better friend than any other one she had before.
Y/N would cook for the two men, and would tailor them clothes of all kinds - But what Y/N loved the most was to play with Lu Bu's gorgeous hair, though somehow, no matter how much she tried to brush it or braid it in all sorts of ways, it would break any tie, and would get spiked up like a porcupine or a hedgehog.
He really was so adorable.
Y/N was fawning over him shamelessly, complimenting him, kissing him, hugging him - Lu Bu almost felt the need to pull away from her, as she's behaving just like his father - But somehow, he also... Liked it?
"You have such beautiful eyes, Lu Bu! They always look so tender and kind - But also so sad and lonely." she would cup his face and kiss his forehead dearly. "I know I may never be able to erase your sadness, but I want you to know that no matter what happens, I will always be here for you, okay? You will always be my most precious and dearest friend." Lu Bu looked at her, his eyes gleaming with surprise and sparkles of hope. He offered a toothy grin and pulled the girl in a strong embrace. "My precious friend."
Every time Lu Bu would go out to hunt and get large game, he would share it with Y/N's family also, and every time he'd see her being bullied by the other kids, he would stand in front of her, defending her. He needn't actually do anything - They all feared his mere presence, let alone even try to confront him. Weaklings. They were all weaklings. How come a small and frail girl like Y/N can brave him, but grown up adults cannot? Ha. Ridiculous playthings.
Y/N continued being his best friend through all of his sadness and hardships, being his only friend and supporting him and his dad. Funny enough, their parents kept talking weird shit about marrying one day and what not - How strange, how peculiar. He didn't need any of that. Y/N was his precious person and he never wanted to part from her. He needn't some silly marriage pact to define their bond - They were inseparable, in life and death, and he was going to protect her at the cost of his life - Though he doubts there's ever going to be anyone to best him in combat. He was born a warrior, will live as a warrior, and will die as the strongest warrior that China ever had and ever will.
Though the years passed, Y/N's misfortunes began to grow - Once, with the death of her mother, due to an unknown disease, and later on, with father's death, out of sheer grief. Y/N was all alone, refusing to exit her tent and crying the day and night out, starving to death.
"Where is Y/N? I haven't seen her in a few days." Lu Bu asked his father, who offered a sad smile. "I think she is in dire need of a friend." Lu Shang explained, patting his head. "What do you mean?" he asked, confused. "Am I not her friend anymore?" the boy gasped, fearing the worst. "Does she not like me anymore?!" "No, no - Nothing of the sort. It's just... She lost both her mum and dad in a short amount of time. I bet she feels alone and scared right now." the father-figure watched the gears of his son's mind rotating. "But she's not alone - She has us, right?" the innocent boy answered quickly. "Sometimes, when stricken with grief, we tend to forget that we have people to rely on." the father explained, patting the boy's head. "We just need a gentle reminder that we have someone out there, still caring for us, even if life feels heavy on our shoulders and we can't see the light of hope through the thick darkness."
Lu Bu was a little confused, but had a good idea on what to do. He rushed out of his tent and into the forest, where he got a bunch of pretty flowers and made a flower crown for Y/N. She always loved flowers, and liked braiding them in his hair - But he wasn't good at braiding her hair, so he settled for a pretty crown. Hopefully, she'll like it.
With afternoon coming quickly, Lu Bu ran into the silent tent of Y/N and watched as she kept herself into a little ball, continuing to weep even after a few days since her father's funeral. She was outright distraught... And so alone.
"H-Hey, Y/N?" she hadn't answered. The boy stepped by her side, placing the crown on her head. "I-... Uh... I'm your friend!" he boldly declared as he wrapped his arms around the girl. "So, uh... So I want to see you smile again."
Y/N looked up at him - For Lu Bu, she was still so pretty, even with her face pale from her unhealthy habits, the dark bags under her eyes from lack of sleep, and the puffy pink face from excessive crying. She looked at him, deeply shocked that he did all this, just for her. Suddenly, the boy picked her up in his arms and ran outside, and to the flower field on the edge of a cliff. "You can put flowers in my hair if you want!" he declared with a large smile on his face. It seemed that such simple gestures brought some pink hues in her cheeks, and she even had the faintest smile.
They didn't really speak the entire time, instead, Y/N found comfort and peace simply from his presence next to her. Together, they watched the Sun go down, painting the sky in numerous gorgeous colours, before it got dark and the stars started twinkling. "Do you think they are up there? Sparkling brightly and watching over me?" Lu Bu looked at the girl, before looking up - A star was shining very brightly, right in front of them - He smiled and nodded his head. "Yeah, I think so. I think they are right there. Happy." he pointed at that star. Y/N smiled. "That's reassuring." she said as she threw her arm around his body. "Thank you. Friend." Lu Bu said no words - Instead, he mimicked a gesture she'd often do for him. He kissed her forehead.
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When Fengxian was around nine years old, he experienced sickness - Or rather, his father's, and nothing that Y/N did, nor even the elder medics, could save him without the aid of expensive medicine that wasn't available within their district.
"All of this is the country magistrate, Li Tang's, fault!" Lu Bu heard Y/N's grandfather mumble as he tried to care of Lu Shang. "It's become nothing but heavy tax and tributes since that fucker came." he growled lowly. "Did you hear that he wants young girls as tributes now? What if he wants our sweet Y/N next?" her grandmother was evidently in distress. "That fucker is ruling as if he's the king of the country. He doesn't even consider us humans. At this rate, he'll make us commit suicide. We have no choice but to leave these lands soon, if it continues this way." Lu Bu and Y/N remained by Lu Shang's side as he rested, never once moving, though the worries of the adults weren't ignored by him. "Don't worry, Fengxian." despite his delirious and weakened state, Lu Shang mustered the strength to ruffle his boy's hair. "If I get some sleep... I'll get better." they both knew he wouldn't. But that's a parent's duty, isn't it? To care for his children and their happiness?
That night, Lu Bu went to the magistrate's mansion to 'ask' for some medicine - Y/N knew he was going to get in trouble, so she followed stealthily behind him. She watched as he easily killed the guards and forced his way within the mansion, taking just about all the important medicine in a huge sack. Silly boy. With such a noticeable bounty, he was bound to get noticed.
Before she left, Y/N left a handmade jewellery, evidently a girly one, and left it at the crime scene, as evidence. The guards will surely blame her instead. And so it happened, though the massacre and destruction was far larger than she ever anticipated. Li Tang's guards burnt the village to the ground, captured Lu Shang and all the children while all the other adults had to watch as they cut off the man's entire arm. They were surrounded by the magistrate's army, but the only happiness Y/N and Lu Shang had was that Fengxian wasn't there - They didn't want him to get killed because of his kindness.
A tall man garbed in regal armor and a sun-like mask walked in front of them, wearing a nasty grin. "I am the magistrate of the Han Empire. There is a child who committed robbery in my mansion, and apparently, she is a child of this village. Her name is Y/N." the disgusting man held up the tassel in his hand. "If the girl steps forward willingly, I may have a little mercy on these filthy slaves."
The elder of the village stepped forward and kowtowed to the ground, his forehead glued onto the ground. "Master Li Tang, we offer you the criminal Y/N without hesitation. These children don't deserve punishment for anything. I beg you... I beg you...! Please spare their lives!" the elder got stepped on harshly with the heel of his boot, getting kicked and hit by the flickering magistrate. "There's NOTHING you can say - Why I would need to punish some dirty nomads - I will give them a painful death, one that you all will find unforgettable! If you keep provoking me, I'll spill their filthy nomad blood everywhere!" "It was me." Y/N stepped forward, her head held high and with the dignity of an Empress. "You gave us no choice. We are people also, and have every right to live. If you are going to oppress us, then we must retort to crimes to survive." she spoke bravely, allowing the elder to return to his people. "I don't regret raiding your expensive house for medicine to save a worthy man." The magistrate looked down at the small girl, a sadistic grin twisting his face. "A little whore like you dares speak so bravely?" he took out a huge scissors-like weapon, and slashed at her, ripping at her clothes and slicing her skin. You could see blood pouring through the ripped material. "I will give you an easy death, if you kneel to the ground and lick my boots - Repeat this phrase - You will say - We, Nomads, are the whores of Li Tang, the county magistrate in Jiuyuan district of the Han Empire." he opened the blunt-edged scissors, taller than her, and pointed the tip to her nether regions. "I'm going to fuck you with it if you don't obey." "I will not soil the name of my people for a cruel imbecile like yourself!" Y/N pride was met with a demonic expression from the magistrate, who rose his arms up in the air. "Kill them all." he growled like a rabid dog as his army rose their bows up to aim.
Quickly, Y/N extended her arms to the side and stood tall in front of the kneeling Lu Shang, ready to protect him with her life. But death never came.
Instead, Lu Shang, with his remaining arm, grabbed Y/N by the back of her outfit and pulled her down to safety as he tanked all the many arrows, shielding the children of the village.
"Are all of you okay?" Lu Shang asked the children, barely standing up from the over twenty arrows stuck in his body. "No! Why did you do this?! I was supposed to protect you! When Fengxian finds out you died, he's going to go crazy!" Y/N yelled at the man, sobbing as she fell to her knees in front of him. "Why...?" he smiled gently as he fell to the ground. "Protecting the smiles of children is the duty of an adult." "THEN WHO WILL PROTECT FENGXIAN'S SMILE?!" Y/N cried out at him, desperate and frustrated with him. "You."
A psychopathic laugh, followed by the magistrate grabbing Lu Shang by the hair, and pinning Y/N on the ground, strangling her with a single hand, sent terror through everyone's heart. "It's useless - Useless! From the very beginning, I decided to massacre all the nomads." "LET HIM GO, YOU SICK FUCK!" Y/N tried to claw at his hand and struggle away, only to get a punch in the diaphragm, knocking her breath away.
A sea of gasps and curses attracted the attention of the nomads, as Lu Bu appeared out of nowhere. "Fengxian..." Lu Shang felt tears in his eyes as his own child had to witness such a horrific sight. "FENGXIAN, RUN! HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU!" Y/N yelled at him - The Magistrate quickly realised the demon child wasn't important only to his father, but to this wench also. To taunt Lu Bu, Li Tang threw the father away before grabbing the little girl, his perverted hands crawling all over her skin, despite her futile struggling.
The poor child watched the decrepit state of his father - His arm cut off and still bleeding, his body torn apart by countless arrows buried deep inside his flesh. His only friend was bruised and bloody, her clothes ripped to shreds and body defiled in front of him. Lu Bu felt like crying from a myriad of emotions overwhelming him to the core. He was ready to rip everyone to shreds.
"Ahh, what a scary face! Lu Bu, was it? I was playing with your father and girlfriend because you were taking so long!" the whole army surrounded the feral child. "Kill him! It's your turn to be punished!" "REMOVE YOUR HAND!!!" Lu Bu screamed loudly, his voice echoing through the entire plains.
Everyone watched with awe and wonder as a mere child of nine massacred an entire army, weaponless, right in front of their eyes. Lu Bu Fengxian was truly a monster demon child. Seeing his useless soldiers getting killed, Li Tang threw the girl away and readied his famous weapon to kill the child - But it was futile. Lu Bu needn't a weapon to defeat trash. In a single punch, the magistrate was mauled. "You, who brings misfortune, is a child of evil." were his last words before his head was kicked off his body.
With the fight over, Lu Bu watched as Y/N dragged his father to lean back on a tree, his arrows already taken off, but the bleeding was insane. Her outfit was ripped to shreds in a failed attempt to stop the bleeding - But with such injuries... Not even the Gods could save him.
"N-No... No, you can't! Can't we stop the bleeding in some way?!" the poor boy panicked wildly, only for his face to be cupped tenderly by the man's remaining hand. "Fengxian... Fengxian... S-Show me a good face... Please..." his father looked the boy in the eyes, encouraging him to go search far and wide for the man whose strength will rival his - A man he would be able to call a friend. "Just don't forget... Myself and Y/N will always be with you. You are not alone." Lu Shang touched his forehead to that of his child. "Y-Yes... Yes... I-I understand...D-Dad..." it was the first time Lu Shang got called 'dad' by his child. He was the happiest he's ever been in his life. "It's the first time... You've called me that. Haha... I am the luckiest man..." he smiled gently. "Fengxian. You are my proudest treasure." he died in his child's embrace, with an accomplished, content smile on his face.
It was the first and only time when Lu Bu would wail to the skies, his heart broken irreversibly from grief and mourning - A cry resounding through heavens, as if it were coming from a dragon.
Throughout the day, Lu Bu wailed, and as the Sun began to set, he had to bury his father. "Fengxian..." Y/N held him the whole day, hoping to ease his pain in some way, though she was well aware that there was nothing to mend a shattered heart.
Everyone mourned, but Lu Bu was the most stricken with grief - He wore his black outfit, unable to look away from the grave. Behind him, he heard the villagers mention a future attack of retaliation from the empire, and how they needed to start fighting. They asked for guidance from Lu Bu, to teach them how to fight like him.
Instead, the boy ate away his own mourning and whistled for his mount, a large warg, jumping on it. "I don't need weaklings. I will devour all the troops." he said, his determination infinite. He was going to find that friend his father spoke of. "Afterwards, I will go west. If the Han army comes, pass that on to them." "Fengxian, wait!" Y/N ran to him, looking up into his empty eyes. "I don't want to lose you." He gave a small smile, offering his hand to her. "Come with me, then." he said. Y/N grinned, not hesitating as she slapped her hand over his own, letting him drag her up on his mount, right in front of him as to not fall over from the speed. "I will follow you to the ends of the world, Fengxian. In life, and in death. How's that sound?" "Sounds fun." he smirked.
Following that, believing in the words of his father, the boy continued to travel decisively, all to find someone worth his time.
Years passed, and Lu Bu never knew the taste of defeat. Him and Y/N would grow together, with him protecting her from anything that might threaten her, whilst Y/N would take care of him - Only he knew, he never did bother changing his clothes, cooking anything tasty or caring for his hair. He was a man, after all. A traveler, a warrior - Why should he care about trivial things? That's how women are, always worrying over little things - Though he couldn't deny, he was enjoying her care over him, to the point that he was purposely getting himself in situations to earn her spoiling treatment, like a sly little cat seeking affection.
He relished in her sweet kisses, loving the feel of her lips all over his face - The most beautiful woman in China was his best friend, his companion, his lover, his family, his most trusted and cherished person. Y/N was his everything. She was the only being he ever loved - And through that, he allowed her to abuse his love for her - Whenever she wanted to kiss, he would kiss her. Whenever he wanted his embrace, he would let her sleep cuddle in his arms. Whenever she wanted his love, he would give it.
For as long as this life keeps him, he will seek strong men to fight, a friend to understand him, and keep Y/N happy.
One day, in Luoyang, they brought one of the Three Jewels of China, the strongest horse to ever exist - Red Hare - The most sinister horse in history, that could run 500 km in one single day. A horse that was never ridden before.
Y/N tugged on Lu Bu's hand as he was munching on a carrot, as she excitedly wanted to see the fierce mount. Without any fear, she walked ignorantly past all the screaming people, and the mangled merchant, and stepped in front of the horse. "Hello, beautiful!" she smiled sweetly, raising her hand up to caress his snout. "You truly are China's most treasured jewel. Red Hare. You are fantastic." the woman's gentle compassion seemed to calm the steed's ferocious hostility. "I have brought you a friend. I am sure you will get along well."
In that moment, human caught the attention of the monstrous horse - It instantly turned to the human because of his odor, the smell of someone strong. "Wanna go?" Lu Bu smirked as he challenged the horse to a race. For the first time in a million years, mankind witnessed a race between a horse and a human. "I'll wait you here, darling!" Y/N cheerfully waved to her childish darling as she went to have her meal at some restaurant.
The man and the horse just kept running as far as they could, until they ran into the merchant and his army who arrowed the animal down - Still, he wasn't about to fall down so easily, and he trampled over the evil man a second time to continue his race, followed by Lu Bu who slapped the man dead to get out of his way.
Fengxian watched with sad eyes as the animal was unable to keep standing anymore. "You can't run anymore, Red Hare?" he picked the large steed on his back, walking him back home, for Y/N to treat. "Let's go home together. Y/N's gonna get worried if we don't return for dinner." seeing the human walking, carrying him on his back; with his body completely exhausted, Red Hare observed his own defeat. "Hey. Can I ride you till your death?" and so, he got his war partner, running together for life. Red Hare's back is made for Lu Bu Fengxian.
Over the course of time, Lu Bu would kill all the people standing in his way, claiming the title of the Strongest Man in China - He destroyed Dong Zhou, and the Seven Grails of Uruk who protected him, and massacred so many who dared attempt to cross him at Hulao Pass, only for Sun Jian Wentai to defeat him by forcing him to cross the self-imposed line he made in the sand.
And so, Lu Bu had found an admirer who looked very similar to his father - And they continued to fight together throughout his life. He simply asked for a friend who could understand him.
The God of War, the Strongest Man in China, the Raging Dragon, the Flying General Lu Bu Fengxian was entirely undefeated.
His greatest distress of all times. Eventually, nothing would stand before him any longer, and in exchange, the number of those following him gradually increased - And so, after 30 years of life, Lu Bu had come to his journey's end; In that moment he realised that under all heavens, there was no longer anything stronger than he.
"I'm done with life." Lu Bu told Y/N one night as they sat by the edge of a cliff. "I can't take it any longer. Disappointment after disappointment. There is no one left to fight. I have reached the pinnacle of strength." "Then, you wish for death in hopes of finding a worthy foe amongst the Gods?" Y/N hummed, looking up at the stars. "Yes. I will let Cao Cao capture me." he spoke bluntly. "Will you let me follow you?" Lu Bu looked down at the calm woman dangling her feet from the edge. "I haven't forgotten your promise to me - But you are still young. Are you sure you wish to forsake your life, just to be with me in heavens?" his voice was as gruff as always. Y/N looked up at him with a sweet smile. "Of course. What's the meaning of life without the one you cherish?" Fengxian let out an amused huff. "I have a single request from you, though." "What is it?" "I want you to be the one to take my life and deliver me into the next." Lu Bu rose a questioning eyebrow. "I don't want to end up as Cao Cao's slave or plaything. They won't just kill me. That's the life of a woman... So - Will you offer me this kindness? Will you let me wait for you in the skies? I promise I'll tell Lu Shang you've been a good boy." she giggled sweetly. The man huffed, looking up at the sky with a smile. "I won't let you wait too long. Take care of Red Hare until I come." "Of course I will."
Fengxian got up to leave for a few minutes, only to return with a beautiful flower crown, which he placed on her head. "As beautiful as always." he knelt down in front of her, pulling her into a strong embrace. "Forgive me, Y/N. For everything." he whispered in her ear. "There is nothing to forgive, my darling." her sweet voice shattered his heart. "I love you, Fengxian." "I love you, Y/N."
Lu Bu pulled her into a deep kiss, keeping her mind away as he drove the dagger into her heart, and he deepened the bittersweet kiss tainted by the metallic taste of blood as she died in his arms with a smile on her face. Just like his dad. "Wait for me, Y/N. I'll be there soon." he cried once again, for the second time in his life, as he buried his dearest friend at the base of a flowering magnolia tree.
Thus, Lu Bu allowed himself to get captures, and as he looked at the noose, he yawned loudly. "Oi, just hurry up and end it, will ya? What's takin' so long? You're borin' me to death here. Y/N's waiting for me."
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As promised, Y/N was there, waiting for Lu Bu to come to her, followed by Gong Chen and his faithful army. For a while, the afterlife was an eternal peace - A boring one - Until a woman called Brunhilde came over with a most exciting proposal - Fight a God, for the sake of humanity. Of course, Fengxian couldn't care less about mankind's fate - He cared only about fighting a most fearsome opponent like he experienced nowhere else on earth.
And thus, he became the first human to fight the Mighty Thor, using the spear made from a Valkyrie's body and soul morphing into the soulbound weapon.
For the first time in his entire life, Lu Bu was truly happy, excited, thrilled even, to be fighting a man equal in strength, or perhaps even stronger than him. A God of War, just like himself. He was beyond a shadow of doubt so enthusiastic to fight Thor at his strongest, without his gloves on, and with that large hammer pulsating with life - Thor considered him a worthy foe, a friend even. He wasn't just a 'human' anymore in his eyes. He was Lu Bu, Thor's friend and his mightiest opponent he's ever faced, with both of them smiling truly for the first time, facing each other.
In this battle, Thor would display his finest smile, and Lu Bu would meet it with his worst.
Though he would manage to injure Thor himself, he blocked his strongest hit yet - At the cost of his own tibia bones breaking, causing him to fall on the ground. Whilst Gong Chen and his army were weeping loudly, Y/N ran to the stables where Red Hare was being kept, and rode him into the arena. She smiled down at him, extending her hand to him.
"My dearest friend, we vowed to live and die together, didn't we? Red Hare and I haven't changed our hearts about you. So - Will you allow us to accompany you for the last time?"
With incredibly strength, Lu Bu used his halberd to get back up and slapped his hand over Y/N's much smaller one as she helped him get up on Red Hare's back.
"Y/N. Red Hare. In this moment, I ask you - Would you entrust your life to me?" the man asked, readying his weapon, happy to be allowed to use his most perfected technique against a worthy foe - The Sky Eater. After thousands of years, Lu Bu finally met the man who could take the brunt of this strike. "Always."
Lu Bu instinctively knew that the next swing would be the strongest in his entire life - And indeed, Thor also felt the exact same way. Thor's Hammer against Sky Eater.
In this exchange, Fengxian's left arm was ripped off, while the left was half torn. "Fengxian." Y/N called out as the man bit off his dangling arm. "Red Hare became your legs. Allow me to become your arms." Y/N said, holding the halberd clumsily. "Silly woman, you never held a weapon in your entire life." the man grinned widely at her. "About time, huh?" she said. "Are you happy, my love?" "I gave it everything I had. This... This right here - This is what true joy is, huh?" he chuckled lightly, kicking Red Hare's side. "What would I know? My joy is seeing you happy for the first time."
As Thor struck his hammer, both Y/N and Fengxian were killed at the exact same time, their bodies destroyed and toppling over to the ground in a pool of blood.
Thor looked down at his opponent, smiling - Those 16 minutes of their fight were the happiest he's ever been in his long existence. What a worthy man - Truly the strongest humanity ever had.
The Gods celebrated their victory, while the humans toasted in honor of the greatest general to ever live - But Red Hare and Gong Chen were griefing. "Red Hare, I feel your pain. Heaven or Earth, a land without Milord already holds no value to us. We shall follow him!" Lu Bu's entire army was right behind the strategist and the Jewel Steed. "We're coming, Milord!" the soldiers wept as they rushed into their last, honorary battle. "We are the army of Lu Bu! We follow our general, no matter how many deaths we face! Prepare thyself!" the army attacked, knowing very well the outcome. Thor smiled, his heart trembling with emotion and thrill. "Very well. I'll send you as offerings in his name - To Lu Bu." "To hear Milord's name resonating alongside Thunder...!" Gong Chen, Red Hare, and everyone else experienced the greatest honour of their life, following Lu Bu and Y/N in death, forever, with smiles on their faces.
Though their souls were shattered and reduced to dust in the vacuum of space, unable to return to the cycle of reincarnation, none regretted their actions. Their greatest joy finally appeared in front of them - Seeing their most beloved person truly happy.
For Fengxian and Y/N death was not a cruel end, but the happiest outcome that could befall them. With smiles on their faces and hearts filled with love and bliss - Together, forever, be it life, death, samsara or nothingness - No matter what form their bodies take, or even if their souls are no more - Somehow, Fengxian and Y/N's happiness rang eternal over all realms, like a gentle, warm breeze in Spring.
The strong bond of a most cherished friend.
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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year
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With a S/O without strength but a really good fighter
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[ HEADCANONS ] [ Lubu, Raiden, Sasaki, Qin, Heracles ]
[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]
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× This is inspired in Bojji (from Ousama Ranking)
I get super excited about this idea! I love Bojji and his whole character development is beautiful!!
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Lubu
He probably saw you around but he never cared, at least until he sees you fight! One day someone decided to mess with you (making fun of you or just bothering you) someone who were obviously bigger and stronger, and yet it only took you a moment to defeat them with determination in your face
This pass so fast that Lubu didn't have time to undestand how the hell happen, but that doesn't matter, now you have all his attention. He approached excitedly asking for a fight, unfortunately this scare the hell of you and you ended up running away
Lubu decide to watch you for a while, and the more he watch you the more he gets confused. You're weak, as helpless as a bug, even little things were heavy for you, and yet you had a really stronge aura
Soon Lubu ask you for a fight again, and this time he won't take a no for answer. It doesn't matter much if you win or lose, what really matter is that you were a really strong opponent, one he never think he will meet, one of a kind
After that you get stuck with Lubu and his army, and after a while you two ended together
Lubu loves to see you fight, beating the ass of those who dare to underestimate you (and will make fun of them too)
You have Lubu's army at your disposal to help you with whatever you need, and they really like you, all of them treat you with a lot of respect
He doesn't understand why you are like this, but he doesn't care either, probably will be soldiers of his army who will ended up asking you about it (some of them will probably tear up a little when hearing that you lived this weak since you were born)
What does make him curious is that weird sword you use (a rapier), and he will laugh at the fact that thats the only sword you can actually lift. But don't take him wrong, this, in his eyes, just make you even more special and unique!
You two often have fights just for fun and he always get amused of how fast you are or how you always manage to dodge his attacks
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Raiden Tameemon
He saw you around and even in the public when he have fights. Somehow you two ended up talking and he inmediatly notice how weak you are, Raiden gets really curious about it but don't want come across as rude, you notice his curiosity and ended telling him about it, you tell him how someone stole all your strength at birth (some demon or even a god), and how you had to live all your life like this
He feel bad about you, he start thinking that maybe you're this weak because he's this strong (as if he had been the one who stole your strength)
Raiden promise to himself a long time ago that he will use his strenght for the weak, helping everyone in need, and you're not going to be an exception, so after meeting you he is always ready to help you
At first it was the pity what drag him to you, but soon you two became friends and later on ended up as a couple
Raiden is a quiet protective boyfriend, strenght or not Raiden loves you with all his heart, he's ready to help you with whatever you need and won't leave anyone make fun of you (he will always stand up for you)
Raiden ask you about the rapier you carry around, and when you tell him that is for self defends/to fight he gets really surprise, but tell you that you don't have to worry about things like that, you have him to protect you!
But then the day he see your true power came. That day someone decided to bother you, Raiden was already in his way to your side when he sees you take care of the bastard without much effort, with the help of your rapier you take care of them in a blink of eye
Raiden just stand there for a moment, procesing what just happen, when he finally came into his senses he run to embrace you, telling you over and over again how amazing you are! He swears that he's dating the most amazing and wonderful person in the world!
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Sasaki Kyojiro
The first time he saw you you were struguling to carry something, Sasaki decide to approach you and offer you help with it. He get really surprise for the fact that what you were carring isn't really heavy, both of you ended making some chat and he ask you about it, thats how you tell him your story, he listen carefuly (and curiosly) your explanation of how you don't have strength since you were born because someone steal it
Since then Sasaki and you became friends, he always offer you help whenever he sees you and he even tell you his own story, how he never really had win a fight. And with time both of you start dating
Sasaki is someone who prefer to avoid conflict (unless is with someone stronger), but will stand up for you if someone dare to make fun of you
He's truly worried about you so he may suggest you to train with him, but it doesn't matter how hard you train you seems to never win strength , so he just decide to let it be
Sasaki notice that there is something special about you, but doesn't seems to find out what it is, so he decide to wait. Also he's really curious about the rapier you carry around, he will ask you about it and even ask you let him try it. He find funny and a little cute that this is the only sword you're able to use
The moment you said that you use it to fight he stare at you for a moment before get all excited wanting to see you fight, and when he finally have the opportunity to see you fight he stares at you mesmerize, in that moment Sasaki falls in love with you even more (you can practically see hearts around him)
He inmediatly ask you for a fight, you're amazing! he wants to learn from your fighting style and he will ask you a lot of things about it, how do you do it? where did you learn and how? did someone teach you?
Now he always laugh whenever someone gets in your bad side or understimate you
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Qin Shi Huang
Qin heard a rumor about someone really weak and that pick his curiosity, thats how he start searching for you. It didn't take long for him to find you, and inmediatly approach you and with a friendly manner introduce himself, after you tell him your name he ask you about your strength right away this man have no shame
The flamboyant emperor listen attent as you explain that you were like that since you were born because someone steal your strength, at first Qin doesn't believed it so he decide to stay by your side to see it himself, and he did
Qin see with his own eyes how even little things were really heavy for you, or how no matter how much you try to win strenght it never work. He doesn't really like this situation so he always offer you his help, even offer you to put someone at your disposal to help you whenever you want
By this point you had already stolen his heart, and it wouldn't take long for you to start dating
Qin is always teasing you about your strength, not because he wants to upset you but because loves to show off, and thinks that all your expresions are true beauty.
From then he never let you try to carry anything, always carring around himself your stuff (or put a servant to do it). Also LOVES to carry you around, in his arms, in his shoulder or in his back, where you're more comfortable (there are moments where he carry your stuff in one arm and carry you in the other just to make you bush/flustered)
Qin finds your weakness cute, and never gets bother for it (neither bored)
Nobody dare to even think to mess with the emperor's partner, but if someone is stupid enough to do it then that person have an angry Qin Shin Huang behind them
He already asked you about your rapier, and when you tell him that is to fight he get even more curious. Qin will for sure pester you about it until he finally had the oportunity to see you fight, he inmediatly notice that is a fighting style similar to his, for this he will offer you to train together (if you want) and some tips
Now in his eyes you're even more beautiful/perfect
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Heracles
He used to be (and feel) weak, but this is a new whole extent. Heracles is a really kind soul and seeing you having a lot of troubles for your weakness sadden him a lot. His first approach to you was to help you and soon enough you two became friends
He felt a lot of curiosity of why you're like this, but is afraid of upset you if he ask, so you where the one who bring it up, hearing that it was actually someones fault that you were so weak anger him a lot (even more because it was when you were just a baby). After hearing you're story Heracles grows protective over you
He won't tolerate any kind of agression towars you, it doesn't matter if come from a human or a god he will stand up for you
He always try to be by your side to be able to help you whenever you need it (and because he loves to hang out with you), with time both of you become a couple and he couldn't be more happy
Heracles is a gentelman, he always treat you with respect, always in a sweet and gentle manner, sometimes even seems like he treat you like if you were made of glass
He is really curious about the rapier you carry around, but won't really ask about it
The day he had the oportunity to see you fight you were taking a walk by yourself, he sees you for afar when someone start making fun of you, he was ready to call them out but you were faster, in just a second the person was in the floor
No matter how much he think about it Heracles just can't bring himself to understand what just happen, so you wil have to explain it for him, about your figthing style
This makes Heracles rethink the whole imagen he had of you, even if you don't really have strenght you're not defenceless. He even apologize for how he acted
This experience make him get a whole new respect for you, and love you more too. He's still protective over you, it's just part of his personality
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l0sercat · 11 months
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Jack, Hermes, Kojiro, Lu Bu, and Buddha walking in on you humping his pillow
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Jack
Was away for a while but didn't tell you why
You were lonely and needy
So here you were on top of his pillow humping and rubbing yourself on it
He opened the door quietly trying to surprise you he heard noises upstairs
He kept up and heard you moan
He paused and opened the door smirking
There you were humping his pillow like a bitch in heat
He leaned on the doorframe and watch your face contort in pleasure as you cummed all over the pillow
He cleared his throat to signal he was there which startled you making you jump
He walked towards you taking your hands in his and nips on you neck
"You really couldn't last 3days without me?" He chuckles in your ear
He will then proceed to fuck you properly and give you the best head ever
Hermes
Had business with Zeus and Ares so he was gone for a while
When he texted you he'd be home soon so he was surprised when you weren't waiting for him at the door
He walked though the house searching for you
Imagine his surprise when he saw his beloved darling humping his pillow with a flushed face and closed eyes and moaning his name loudly
He smirked and held his chin with his hand and the other on his hip
He noted this in his head for later and just enjoyed the show
When you stopped to catch your breath you saw him standing in the doorway smirking
He gave you a wink and walked up to you and held you down "Couldn't even wait two days, huh?" He kissed along your jaw and gave a peck to your lips "So naughty.." he mumbled and a hand went to play with your sex
He made you cum with his hand before he thrusted himself into you and over stimulate you for hours
Kojiro
Was out training and lost track of time but he knew you would understand but hoped you wouldn't be too mad
He slide open the door and immediately froze when he heard your voice calling his name in bliss
His face heated up and he slowly krept over to you and saw you humping his pillow
His face was red and he started stuttering which alerted you
Your head snapped back and your face was red from pleasure and embarrassment
Kojiro walked closer to you and towered over your figure in a swift movement you were underneath him with him straddling your hips and his hands on each side of your head
His hot breath panned against your face and he licked his lips then he stole your lips with his kissing you sloppily
He patted for air and immediately removed his pants and without warning thrusted into you
He tossed his head back and let out a soft moan, he pulled your legs over his shoulders and picked up the pace; he is going to be fucking you for hours
Lu Bu
He was off fighting and you were left at the camp waiting for him to return
You were waiting for what seemed like forever and you were so needy so you grabbed his pillow and slowly fucked yourself on it and moaned out his name
You pictured yourself riding him instead of his pillow
Lu Bu and his army headed back to the camp, Lu Bu jumped off his horse sighing and rubbing his neck
He opened the tents flap and at first didn't recognize you but looking up he froze for a second and then grinned
He grabbed your shoulder making you yelp
He pinned you underneath him and you could see his cock harden in his pants and you let out a wimper
You were getting wet and really needy "P-please Lu Bu I need you so bad" you squirmed "Your such a needy whore huh?" He said in a low voice
He undid his pants and tore your off and teased you and made you beg for his cock before he thrusted into you at fucked you at an inhuman pace
Buddha
Buddha was away on a trip which left you lonely and needy
You were thinking of him fucking your mouth which got you wet so you did what anyone would do and you humped his pillow
Your moans echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom and your mind blocked out any sounds including the front door opening and Buddha shouting your name
His brow raised and he called your name again which lead to him frowning and brows furrowed
He heard noises from your bedroom and he headed over and opens the door
His lollipop was crushed in his mouth when he saw the sight of you fucking yourself on his pillow
The stick fell out his mouth and he swallowed the bits and grinned "I wasn't even gone long" he said and chuckled
You squealed and you backed up off the pillow
He walked towards you and tugged off his shirt and jacket
He grabbed your ankle and tugged you towards you towards him, he threw your legs over his shoulders and preceded to eat you out for hours, overstimulating you
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riseofamoonycake · 1 year
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May i request ROR Lu Bu x cryokinesis! reader? Powerful and formidable mortal sorceress whose power govern the domain of ice and froze, another Einherjar who could be on par with the gods.
She is aloof and cold, but not unkind. It's just that...her appearance and overall look is just too intimidate to make anyone (even some gods) don't dare to approach her.
So here we are!! Sorry for the long waiting and... hmmm... sorry also for the angst ;-;
Gone With the Snow
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🌨️ Pairing: Lu Bu x Cryokinesis!sorceress reader
🌨️ Warnings: mention of sex, angst
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Whenever Lu Bu touched you, you forgot who you were. No more curses, no more threats, no fear: the terror disappeared, the cold stopped, and you were just flesh that yielded under the rough but careful hands of the Flying General.
Your belly stretched and blossomed like a spring meadow, it met the man’s abdomen and rubbed against it; your legs trembled at every caress and closed around his pelvis, trapping him with the greed of someone who has always had too little and at a certain point finds the world in their hands, and you enjoyed every push, every bite on your snowy skin, every gaze capable of melting even the ice floor that you sometimes created, because the sensations were too many.
Where has all this gone now?
They called you the White Queen: motionless, cold and marble, beautiful as Death that comes in winter, clear and pure as a January morning. You have always moved with the tranquility of a soul that apparently doesn’t care about others; you learned and worked in silence, refining every technique to control the snow and ice, but without hiding who you really are: a person who still dreams, who still has feelings, but who prefers silence to chatter and the tranquility of the frozen lakes, echoing of memory and sleeping life, to the movement that comes with the summer.
With his impetus, with the fire he has inside, Lu Bu brought the hottest summer over your head, but without hurting you; only he could manage to make you love the warmth, and to recognize that under the snow maiden appearance, there is a heart that beats and does it strongly.
But where are you now, where are you?
He has seen what you are capable of: not only in the heart of the blizzard, making the frozen flakes and puffs dance according to your wishes, placating and raising icy storms with an unsuspected and marvelous skill; but also towards others, those you alone look at, the last ones that very few notice. Lu Bu was beside you when you tried to save that child from the river whirlpool into which he had fallen, and you also succeeded; there was when you made sure that the snow didn’t block the streets of entire villages, allowing people not to lose their way home; there was every time you checked that the gems were growing well, buried in the womb of the earth, so that the most wonderful flowers would then blossom.
For years Lu Bu has always been a constant, a shadow that always leaves a trace, a grin among the trees covered with heavy white veils, sharp teeth on the skins and prickly like pins, like hands immersed in fresh snow; but you loved every moment of that love, of the fire that beaded scarlet on your white lips, of a feeling of belonging you have never felt anywhere.
You were my home. I only lived next to you.
“No god or man has ever wanted you for himself, why?”
You moaned more forcefully when these questions reached you, always in the hottest moment of the love making. Lu Bu thrust harder into you, frowning at your silence, staring at you as you threw your head back and his strong fingers squeezed your breasts until they sank into your flesh. They are afraid of me. Everyone fears me, but you don’t. You stay, you thought, but you didn’t say anything: your sensitive body, touched only by him, drank all the attention it received like earth in need of rain, and every stimulus that hit your skin was refracted around it, doubling in intensity. You didn’t even get a chance to try to answer.
Lu Bu just grinded his teeth in front of your sealed mouth, open only to let out moans of all sorts, then he came out of you and threw himself on your body to bite your belly, thighs, and even your inner lips, rummaging inside you with his tongue, clinging to your hips while your legs locked his head between them and he was a prisoner of you, and you of the pleasure his mouth gave you; and whole hours fled away like this, between a storm of flames and a dream of happiness.
That world is over now. Happiness died with him.
When they called you together for Ragnarok, to help men make their value known to the gods, to defend and guard them, you knew what you were getting into: there was no occasion to delude yourself, nor did you think about it for a while. Either victory or death, the rules were clear right away: and you both accepted without fear. You made love for the last time, without desperation or yearning, as if nothing had to change; and then you waited for your turn.
Before the First Fight, you stayed with Lu Bu the whole time. You were full of energy and motivation; you were filled with hope and desire to show what you have always been, what you have always wanted and for which you would fight until the end of the reality. “Gods and men will see me for what I really am”, you murmured to the man, stroking his arm with your nails and greeting Red Hare with a pat on the muzzle and a kiss on the mane, “and you too will be there to look at me. Look at me fight for us.”
He smiled in response to your convincing tone, with his mind already in the Arena, every second a little further away from you; and you let him go because it was right, without fear.
But now, now the fear is there.
Your eyes are still fixed on the Arena, on the exact spot where until a few moments ago stood Lu Bu, your beloved general, the only soul who ever knew and loved you; but all is gone, even thoughts are declined with a language that smacks of loss, for the God of Thunder has taken the victory and the Nilfhel now contains all your man’s dreams and wishes and breaths. You are alone now.
Alone.
Helplessly, dazed, you watch Chen Gong, Red Hare, and all of Lu Bu’s army mourn their lord; you watch them enter the Arena and offer themselves as a gift to Thor because, like for you, a life without Lu Bu is meaningless, and being devoured by thunder; and you continue to stare at the fights without hearing anything, motionless as a statue. The ice stays inside you, not a snowflake covers your skin: in a flash of thought, you wonder if your abilities aren’t gone forever.
And finally, mindfulness strikes you at the heart. There is only one thing you will have to do now, the last solution you would have thought of before and the only way that opens before you now. “Forgive me, humanity,” you murmur then, stepping back slowly, “I’m afraid you should look for another champion. I’m sure you will understand me.”
You leave the Arena behind you with the same silence with which you wandered through mountains and valleys, cold and distant, without a soul; no one sees you go, but everyone notices the snowfall that briefly covers the place and the ice flowers that rise in the heart of it, where your heart once was.
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cyrojelly · 1 year
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Snv! Lu Bu x Seductive! Reader
For the record, this is purely self-indulgent for me as I love that feral man!
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- First and foremost, you two are gonna get side eyes and looks! Nobody has no clue how you two are together, with him being all feral and brutish while you are siren eyes and sparkles!
- Lu bu was initially attracted to your demeanor how you demand attention with your presence and how you take nothing from nobody but he fell in love with your sweet nature and how you're always so confident in him!
- You have no problems telling everyone you're together, and you're often seen hanging off his arm and will defend him to the ends of the heavens!
- Lu Bu will take you out to watch him train and / or train you to defend yourself when he's not around, though he's stoic and can get intense it's a fun time since he knows your not as strong as he is and is more gentle with you!
- In turn, you take him shopping with you he will hold all of your shopping bags without complaint and likes showing off his strength! Modeling clothing for him is a must, and he will greatly appreciate it! Man will practically throw money at anything you look at you want it, it's yours as I believe he'd have a lot of money as a war general!
- You get real touchy with him, always caressing him and telling him how gorgeous he is to you. He adores your praise! You once gushed to your friends about him over the phone, and he could almost swore he heard wedding bells!
- Other people and gods claim to have no clue what you see in him since their impression of him is a feral beast of a man that is always two seconds away from a rampage. Their not completely wrong but you like that feral side to him it makes for a very fun time (especially at night~).
- But you know there's more to him than that, and you will fight anyone who dares to talk down to your man! He will also bash anyone who talks down to you either. Yall are wild, but you're wild together and wouldn't trade each other for the world!
- He's not the most romantic guy out there and not really the best with his words, so he often shows you through action, either holding you close or gently biting you (you can't tell me he doesn't love bite during intimate moments) not to hurt but to mark you as his and since he knows you love it when he gets a bit playful!
- Your top supporters are Chen and lu bu's army they adore having you around since you make Lu Bu happy and because you're very sweet and help them convey things to lu bu that they're a bit too nervous to!
- Cuddling in bed is a must no matter how busy he is, he will always take time to hold you close and show you how much you mean to him!
- Since you are pretty seductive, a lot of people tend to take it the wrong way and believe your flirting even though you were just being nice and may attempt to pursue you further so yeah you've had a few stalkers in your life but lucky for you lu bu is now in the picture so all you have to do is say the word and your man is taking care of the issue!
- Overall, it's a very loving relationship despite what anyone thinks, and you'll go to the ends of the earth for each other! He's yours and your his!
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Thanks for reading, and let me know if you all want more, Lu bu! Have a great day! -Neo☆
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kimhargreeves · 2 years
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Supporting your S/O before the battle of Ragnarok (Record of Ragnarok x Reader)
Summary: You supporting your significant other before the Battle of Ragnarok. (This will be the team fighting for Humanity's side, I'll be writing one for the Gods soon)
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Lu Bu
We've been training for many weeks now and the time has for for Ragnarok to begin. Lu Bu and all of his team were outside by the rest of the crowd while Lu Bu and I were in the waiting room doing the last bit of our training.
I huffed and began to dodge left and right his attacks which were ruthless and sometimes unpredictable. He's one of the strongest men I've known and I'm sure he'll become the first victor to save us all.
"Thor is the first God you'll be up against. You must be the one to come out on top and show those pathetic Gods that Humanity is worthy!" I exclaimed when I saw him lowering his fists when our last bit of training was done.
Lu Bu looked confused for a second but quickly smirked and laughed it off. "There's no way I'm letting some freak defeat me, (Y/N). You know me better than that."
"Be wise to use the Valkyrie as your weapon, don't hesitate to strike when you're supposed to too."
We heard the announcer outside calling for both contestants to go out on field. My expression softened when I looked up into his dark eyes, "Don't get soft on me, you know how bad I am with these feelings. Hey, I'll be back soon, don't you worry woman."
Lu Bu rested his hand on my shoulder and raised his fist for me fist bump too. I forced a smile on my eyes fighting back the tears, "You bet your ass. I'll see you on the other side then."
Adam*
I'm certain he must be this way…I entered a room filled with many animals doing their own things and other surrounding a blonde man, he's always bare, but that's how things were before time, before Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Adam is his name and my lover.
"Lu Bu lost..did he?" He calmly said feeding a bird and a squirrel. He sighed leaning against a tree and sitting down.
"He's our first death fighting for humanity, yes sadly he's gone."
"He'll be the only one dead on our side. I'm going to defeat the Gods." Adam proudly said now turning to face me. "As the very first man created by God, I owe the rest of us humans our lives."
I smile over to him and took a seat next to him. "You always come up with nice words and confident as ever. I'm glad you haven't changed."
Adam smiled and tilted his head wanting to stare at my face longer, "I love it when you praise me, but we're a team. You're the brains and I'm the physical one."
The animals around us roared and seemed happy at Adam, the arena was getting cleared up ready for Adams arrival. In just three minutes he's going out there, I'm confident in Adam. He's always been a strong man full of hope.
"(Y/N), I'm serious..if something were to happen take care of these creatures and continue to fight in whatever you can to fight for humanity and every living being. The Gods will never understand us humans."
I looked at Adam when he grabbed both of my hands and held them together, "I'm fighting against Zeus, no matter what, don't give up hope wether I were to die, okay?"
My lips began to tremble when I heard those words coming from him. He seemed serious about it and kept staring down at me.
"You need to promise me, (Y/N)."
"I-I promise, Adam." I agreed and saw his smile reaching almost up to his eyes. "I'll forever keep loving you." He didn't hesitate to say and grabbed the back of my neck and made me rest my forehead against his.
Kojiro Sasaki
"Poseidon. So your fighting the god of the sea. He's gonna be a real pain in the ass." I scoffed and handed Kojiro his katana when I finished sharpening.
Kojiro and I met many years ago when I was a swordsmith, I designed and made all of the villagers katanas and that when I met him. From then on we've been together.
"Young Gods like him won't know what a person like us are capable of. I'm full of surprises dear, so don't get yourself worked on, I'll bring honor to our people." Kojiro saved the katana up and began to walk out of the room.
I rushed after him and noticed the crowd of people cheering to see which fighters would be on next.
"We've spent months training, this'll be a piece of cake right?" I asked him.
The tall man glanced at my positive attitude and also smiled. "You are right. Will show them on humans are capable of and surprise them at the end.
We made a stop when we reached a gate in which he would be walking through. "Don't let me down, Kojiro." I half warned but with being serious.
"I would never, my (Y/N)"
Jack The Ripper
"Your tea is almost ready!" I beamed while finishing up the last bit and placing the teacup carefully on a small porcelain plate and making sure it was presentable this time.
I lifted both items up and carefully started watching forward to hand the drink to the man, Jack. "I hope it's to your liking. I mixed in a few herbs that I hope will help you."
The tall man quietly sipped the tea and glanced up to me, "It's perfect, milady."
I sighed happily knowing that Jack enjoyed it. I continued looking down at him unt he noticed and spoke my name making my heart start to beat even faster.
"(Y/N), there's no need for you to get yourself nervous or frightened."
He seems so calm and doesn't seem the least bit concerned, in just a few minutes he'll be in the arena fighting against one of the Gods. The last fight a human known as Kojiro won, will Jack be able to as well?
My hands began to tremble a bit and I grew more weary every second that passed by. "Don't you trust me?" I heard his teasing voice while he placed the now empty cup of tea down.
"It's hard to give you the right answer when you're all fighting for humanity to continue living. I wonder which one of the Gods you'll be matched up with." My breath hitched when Jack grabbed both my hands and smiled up at me, a genuine one.
It's hard to believe that Jack still continues to make me feel things and concerned for him. I knew him since our childhood, later one he did many awful things in life and people often called me crazy to remaining by his side. Since then I would always remain silent and hidden so I wouldn't be in danger.
Jack stood up tall from his seat, I reached over and helped him with his coat and handed him his hat. "Whatever happens you better win you hear." I scolded him and felt tears rushing down my face.
He was quick to wipe them away before patting the top of my head. His eyes matching his silver set of hair. "Once I'm back, I'm going to teach you a new recipe on tea, (Y/N). I'll be sure to give the Gods a nice show."
I blushed lightly and leaned up to kiss his cheek. Jack smiled down at me and winked before leaving the waiting room and heading out to the battle field.
Raiden Tameemon
"I'm glad you decided to be my woman. Now that'll give me the energy to go on in battle and show those Gods and everyone that you belong to me!"
Raiden has always been outspoken and doesn't know where to shut his know when he needs to, every time he would want to show me off it would make me nervous and shy. I've never been a confident person but Raiden made me special.
I was no one in my village and was the least beautiful one too, i didn't have beautiful hair or was pretty in the slightest, in fact I also had a different body shape then most too.
The second Raiden came into my shop he told me to marry him. That caught me off guard but after a few months of him begging and begging for me to be with him, I agreed.
"I'm not much of help but I'm glad I can help you out a bit." I blushed and smiled at his tall figure.
"I trained long and hard for this, you'll see that I'll bring that God's head as a trophy."
"Maybe try to not be too competent or bring weird items to home-" I yelped when Raiden lifted me easily as if I weighed nothing.
"My woman must be treated as if she were a God. I promise to make you proud once I finish this fight." I blushed when he hugged me a bit tighter and pressed his head further into my stomach.
Raiden is such a weird man. I chuckled lightly and patted his head, "All I ask is for your return safely."
I was surprised when I felt his embrace on me now more being more gentle. I smiled down at his figure and hugged him back, we remained like that until his name was called.
Buddha*
"He is what?!" I shouted confused to see the God Buddha standing behind us, yawning while having a lollipop in his mouth.
What I heard is that he's going to fight for humanity and not the gods which is extremely weird and rare to happen. There must be a motive for this.
"How and why?!" I continued to ask.
"Umm I can hear you, kid." The voice of the male was heard but I ignored.
"Don't you think this is extremely odd and of unheard of, sister?!" I shouted at Valkyrie.
She didn't seem happy by my many questions. "We should be grateful is all I'll say. (Y/N), for this battle you'll be his weapon."
My expression said it all I how did I wanted to complain to her but starting a discussion with her will only make me feel more stupid than I already am.
"This one is a feisty one isn't she? I already like her." Buddha said looking between us sisters then back at me. "You won't be giving me any trouble will you?"
I gulped when he asked that and his entire expression changed. "Just kidding!", He smiled wide and patted the top of my head, making me blush out of frustration and how oddly attractive he looked.
I squealed when he grabbed my hands and lowered me down almost to the ground, my face was now turned fully red when he winked down at me.
"You're definitely the type I normally fall for. But don't worry I'll hold you gently in my arms and make sure not to break you."
Buddha said before I looked over at him and my sister and wished us well when I turned into a weapon.
Qin Shi Huang*
"Where is that man?!" I continued to run and even faster when one of the Gods spotted me and questioned me on why I was running, and he also started to chase after me. These Gods terrify me no matter how small some of them are. "Haha don't worry about me!"
I made a stop and my mouth dropped when I saw the man who I was searching for, he was sitting on a throne, one belonging to a God while the others observed him.
"Q-Qin Shi Huang, s-sir?" I stuttered and jumped when the Gods looked back at me.
"You! Is he of your property, human?" One of them scowled pointing at me then at Qi. He remained smiling and despite not being able to see his eyes, I could tell they were beaming.
"(Y/N) you came in just in time! Did you know that the Gods get easily offended when someone's takes their seat?!"
Qin Shi Huang made his way over to me and rested his arms around my shoulder.
"I-I think anyone would, not just God's." I stuttered again and looked away from the god's who kept looking at us like they want to murder us.
"And who is that woman?" They continued to ask making me want to hide in a hole and escape with Qi Shi Huang and the rest of humanity, we need a second chance to live.
"This darling woman is my wife." The tall man above me smiled and rested his head on top of mine while he hugged me.
"Pff these humans always like to show off." Some unknown god behind us said crossing their arms.
Why must they be so hateful towards humans? I really don't get it, most humans aren't as bad as they think. Humanity deserves another chance. Hopefully Qin Shi Huang will win this round.
"It's time. We better not be late." Brunhilde appeared with her younger sister and told us to follow them.
"Qin Huang..You b-better win this round you hear me! O-Or I'll fight the Gods myself." I confidently said putting aside my fears and wanting for him to be proud of me.
The man next to me looked down at me and smirked, not hesitating to wrap his arm around me again pulling me close to him, "I never get tired of you acting all tough. Okay! I look forward to you avenging me then, if things were to go badly."
I wrapped my arms around him and noticed the Valkyrie looking at us with a soft and understanding expression. "I'm sure he'll become the victor, (Y/N). Let us continue."
The tall woman said walking with Qin Shi Huang by her side now to introduce him to her sister for him to fight on the battle field.
Nikola Tesla*
"So you see, my dear! This is why Science is superior!" I nodded my head while yawning and continuing to rest my head on the table which is filled with equations and many blueprints. I feel bad for the assistants who couldn't keep up and remain awake due to Nikola being persistent.
I opened my tired eyes once again and saw his figure sitting in front of a chalk board and writing down away.
"My love, I really want you to win this fight but I want you to rest too! You won't be able to win if you get yourself tired up, you will just-"
"Don't worry about me! (Y/N), you'll see that I'll win. Look, I even wrote down all the probabilities and as the smartest man that's ever lived, I'll be on top!" He exclaimed showing me everything he wrote on the board.
I forced a smile on my face before I could say anything else he turned around quick and continued his work, occasionally sharing a few words with me since he was deep in his thoughts.
"Have you finished your work yet?" He asked when he noticed me standing next to him. I hummed and nodded my head.
"Everything is perfect just as you said."
"That's my (Y/N)!" He smiled warmly and began to rub my head. The action made me blush and want to hide my face from him.
"Brunhilde will be here soon…Nikola. I'm afraid of what will happen." I heard a rumor that Beelzebub is the God he'll be up against. So far the human side have won the last two fights, I'm not against his theories and probability of him winning.
But I know that whenever one side is winning the other will surprise with a surprise attack and win.
"I'm afraid that I might lost you.." I looked back and furrowed my eyebrows when I realized he wasn't listening to me. "And once again you left me talking to myself!!" I screamed and began to tug his sleeve, he wasn't even flinching or paying attention as usual.
"You're still one time! We can still leave and live these days in peace." I poured when he made no comment and kept his eyes on the board. There's no use then. My vision began to blue itself up with tears.
"Nik..I just don't want to lose you that's all. Why out of all humans did you decide to take on her offer." I tell this mostly to myself remembering when the Valkyrie arrived and told us of the battle of Ragnarok. Without talking to me Nikola agreed.
"So beautiful the laws of physics in this world are clearly the most beautiful thing there is…"
I frowned and looked back with tears in my eyes at the Valkyrie who just walked in with her sister. "I see he's the same as ever." She said standing next to me.
"The enigmatic man is known at the mad scientist of the century. Humanity praised Tesla by saying 'His research is just as if it were magic."
"Magic? No. Non. Nein. It's science!"
"Indeed he has. He's been at it for weeks now. It's all up in here." I say pointing to my head and going to stand next to Nik. He placed his hand on my shoulder and started to walk down until he was by my side.
"My lovely assistant and significant other, (Y/N) has helped me non-stop, all I need are the material's."
"I've got you covered." The Valkyrie said summoning one of her remaining sisters.
The time has come then. I lowered my head and began to sniff feeling bad at myself for showing weakness to others. "(Y/N). No other person has made me feel the way I did for you. I'll return to you as soon as this is over."
Nik wasn't much for affection but he quickly leaned down to kiss my cheek and held both my hands.
"Well then, time has come for Science to surpass God."
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te iba a hacer una solicitud en ingles y me di cuenta q también tenias en español, pero bueno mi solicitud es de qin o lu bu (por separado), conociendo a una lectora femenina que es mulan y si es posible que ella también sea una luchadora en el ragnarok, eso, recuerda cuidarte y muchas gracias de antemano.
Muchas gracias, tu también cuidate, come bien y bebe agua. Lu Bu --- Al principio le parecías un soldado muy... débil. No muy fuerte, pero ágil que te cagas. Así como silencioso, como un ninja mezclado con un gato. Talvez esa fue la primera señal que el universo le dio de que tu no eras hombre.
--- Eso si, te tiene bastante respeto al ver como te despiertas mas temprano y haces mas horas de entrenamiento para igualar la fuerza con tus compañeros. Y que tienes mas agilidad y flexibilidad que los demás. --- Fue un accidente, cuando te descubrió que eras mujer. Sasaki y Adán apostaron que tanto el iba tardar en darse cuenta, el samurái tenia mas esperanzas. No muchas, pero mas que Adán. Leonidas no le tenia esperanza en absoluto, así que decidió adelantar (hacer trampa) para poder ganar un poco de la ganancia de Sasaki.
Ninguno de los tres gano la apuesta, la gano Nostradamus quien aposto que Lu Bu se enteraría en uno de tus entrenamientos. En tu defensa: hacia calor, la ropa no era la adecuada, había un estanque cerca y estabas sola. Básicamente, realmente seria muy mala suerte o que alguien sospechaba de ti para encontrarte en esa situación. --- Lu Bu hablaba con Qin cuando vio que Apolo te seguía con la mirada. Y unos minutos después de que te fueras a entrenar, Apolo fue detrás. El guerrero chino, pensando un poco de una traición, fue detrás del dios para vigilar lo que fuera a pasar. A la distancia, el humano pudo notar el sonrojo en el rostro del dios quien miraba hacia donde el lago. Y cuando volteo... su compañero, se había convertido en una chica. O bueno, se revelo que era realmente una mujer. El mismo sonrojo que tenia el dios del sol y las artes, le había ocurrido al guerrero quien rápidamente volteo a ver otra dirección por respeto a ti. Sus ojos se volvieron a posar en Apolo, quien parecía bastante fascinado con la fémina del lago. Fue cuando el dios dio el primer paso hacia a ti cuando Lu reacciono, dándole un fuerte puñetazo; pero eso hizo que ambos sean descubiertos por la luchadora. Afortunado el dios Apolo por ser el dios mas rápido, incluso que Iris y Hermes por su titulo de "Dios del Sol", que no pudo ser alcanzado por una de tus patadas. Eso si, por reírse fue alcanzado por tu ira. --- Lu Bu... se sintió emocionado. ¿Una chica fuerte y que lo pueda hacer volar? El se apunta, es decir, ¿Dónde firma? --- Junto con Soji, Lu Bu se volvió un compañero constante en tus entrenamientos. --- No sabia que le iba deparar el combate con Thor, sin embargo, fue un gran gusto en conocerte. Talvez en otra vida te volvería a ver o que celebrarían juntos su victoria. --- Uno de sus últimos pensamientos fue que confiaba en que serias lo bastante fuerte y ágil que el dios rival las tendría difícil de derrotarte.
Una disculpa, se me olvido hacer a Qin. Mil perdones
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Can I request another Anya!Reader if that’s okay?
After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)
I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐
-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.
-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.
-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”
-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.
-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”
-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.
            -Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha
-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.
            -Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules
-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.
            -Ares and Apollo
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA
Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...
Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...
Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz
Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...
Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY
Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...
Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~
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...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-
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malleusthehammer · 8 months
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Hi, I have a request, if that's not a problem, for Lu Bü with a female reader who's very nice and kind, like, they help him or someone from his army whenever she can and sometimes she cooks for them and don't ask for anything in return. If you won't write my request then please let me know, have a good day/afternoon/night.
If you guys want me to be honest.. Lu Bü has grown on me and now he’s like my boo/hj ANYWAYS I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT 😭
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Lu Bu with a motherly reader Warnings: Wounds, but only mentioned like twice Type: Drabble?
The summer in China was hot and humid. It was usually like this, but this never stopped Lu Bu and his men from training. They weren't really his men, but rather people who just admired him so greatly. You had somehow charmed the famous Lu Bu, not only with your extravagant looks, but your cooking. After he had tasted your food for the first time, his first thought was to immediately drop down on one knee for you.
You watched closely from the open window in the house, seeing the men far off in the distance. You became nervous when Lu Bu would travel off alone, but he promised to stay a certain distance from the house. He kept his word as swell, he'd never lie to you. The men who followed Chen Gong, the military general, were covered in sweat. But Lu Bu didn't seem to be phased. He continued to train and train, even though he knew no one was stronger than him.
You glanced at the sun, assuming it was around 2 in the afternoon. A sweet thought popped in your mind.
"Supper for the men.. they work so hard afterall"
And with that mindset, and a stubborn heart, you got to work. You'd take a breather here and there, going to the window to check on the men. Hours passed and you had managed to fix a feast for the men. You set each dish out, filling pitchers of water to set out.
You'd never ask for anything in return, these men protected you and your country! This was the least you could do for them. After you made pitchers of water, you walked into the field. Lu Bu's eyes caught you as soon as you left the house. His signature smile plastered his face. That was what attracted you to him, of course other than his extravagant personality. He hopped off of the Red Mare, quick to meet you.
"There's my wife! What're you doin' out here?"
Before you could even get a sentence out, Chen Gong was already running over to you two. He was drenched in sweat, huffing for air.
"M-My Liege, my l-lady.. phew.."
You watched with a smirk as he caught his breath, turning to your husband once again.
"Dear, Let the men have the rest of the day off.. I have a surprise."
Lu Bu raised an eyebrow to you before doing as told. He yelled out to the men, them stopping and asking his thanks.
Lu Bu and Chen followed you towards the front lawn of the house, the rest of the men dragging behind. As they walked, the scent of freshly made food filled their lungs. Chatter echoed through the crowd, asking what the smell was. Once they reached the area, they saw all the food you had prepared. Lu Bu's eyes widened at how much food you had prepared in such little time. You smiled gently at the men, bowing in appreciation.
"Take this as my gratitude, for all you men do."
All were in shock at first but quickly and diligently lined up, fixing their own plates. After they made plates, they would quickly thank you before running off to eat the food. Once you yourself got some food, it was all gone. Which you were so thankful for, as no need to clean up leftovers. Most of the men were talking with each other as they ate, you and Lu Bu watching over them. He hung a strong arm around you, sighing contently.
"Now you, are one extravagant woman"
FVBNJKIUYTR dies ANYWAYYSS ik it was kinda fast at the end but gbnjmhgvbhg I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT BUT I HOPE U EMJOYED IT :3 my asks are still open!
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onecantsimply · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader  Masterlist
Got tired of scrolling on my profile- So I’m making a masterlist- 
The amount of tags on here is disgusting-
Lmfao my JTR masterlist is filled gat dayum-
If there’s any wrong link I put on the masterlist, don’t be afraid to notify me about it. 
Rules for Fanfic:
The basics of who I accept and the rules for my fanfic
Lu Bu Works:
N/A yet.
Thor Works:
Older Brother Thor and how he would react to you being cheated on Headcanons
Adam Works:
N/A yet. 
Zeus Works:
N/A yet. 
Kojiro Sasaki Works: 
Kojiro Sasaki NSFW Headcanons
Poseidon Works:
N/A yet. 
Jack The Ripper Works: 
Jack The Ripper x Reader headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Chubby and Insecure Reader + Hermes and Heracles Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Side God of Hell Reader Headcanons
Vampire Jack The Ripper x Reader headcanons (NSFW included)
Jack The Ripper Accidentally harming his s/o Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x s/o who cuts from a bullying situation Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Shy and insecure reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Artist Reader Headcanons
A reader who keeps escaping when he tries to kill them Headcanons
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Platonic Jack The Ripper x teen reader (Part 1)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x teen reader (Aftermath of after Jack abducts them) (Part 2)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen reader (Reader getting into a fight at school) (Part 3)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader waits for him to get home after his “work”) (Part 4)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Headcanons of their daily life together) (Part 5)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader getting the killer role for a play and asking Jack for advice) (Part 6)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader gets catcalled on the way home) (Part 7)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Jack visiting Reader while they’re at work) (Part 8)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Christmas Headcanons) (Part 9)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (They bake him an apple pie) (Part 10)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader meets Red Widow) (Part 11)
Platonic Jack The Ripper x Teen Reader (Reader gets abducted and fights their way out) (Part 12)
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Bayonetta Reader x Jack The Ripper (NSFW included)
Witch Reader getting scared of a “Burn The Witch” poster on Halloween Headcanons
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Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW Handjob) (Part 1)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW Blowjob) (Part 2)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (NSFW) (Part 3)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader tries on a wedding dress) (Part 4)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader gets flirted with, and Jack gets jealous) (Part 5)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Jack gets sick, and reader takes care of him) (Part 6)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Jack meets Reader’s ex) (Part 7)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader spoiling him in and out of bed) (Part 8)
Jack The Ripper x Mistress Reader (Reader getting overworked and having to be taken care of by Jack) 
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Platonic Jack The Ripper x Kidnapped Sibling Reader
Reuniting with Dead Lover in the afterlife (NSFW included) 
Jack The Ripper meeting his s/o’s abusive parents Headcanons
Stressed Reader x Jack The Ripper headcanons
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Jack the Ripper x Mitsuri Reader 
Jack The Ripper x Mitsuri Reader (Headcanons)
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Jack The Ripper x Reader that has a blank / dull expression, but is a good person and just anxious Headcanons
Jack The Ripper with a virgin reader NSFW headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader Whammageddon headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader that lets other Gods step on them
Jack The Ripper x Nanami Kento Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper x Reader (Him reacting to being called beautiful / handsome)
Servant Jack The Ripper x God / Goddess Reader Headcanons
Jealous Jack The Ripper x Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper meeting someone who sees emotions as colors 
Jack The Ripper with a stone cold s/o, but has a more emotional / hysterical personality behind closed doors
Yandere Stalker Jack The Ripper x Mercenary GN Reader Headcanons
Jack The Ripper having a nightmare and getting comforted by Reader
Jack The Ripper x Demon Reader Headcanons
Submissive Jack The Ripper x Dominant Reader (NSFW)
Jack The Ripper fucking a reader wearing his clothes (NSFW)
Jack The Ripper x Wednesday / Morticia Addams Reader
Jack The Ripper x Alice Madness Returns Reader
Jack The Ripper finding out his s/o is pregnant
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Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader
Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader (Part 2)
Jack The Ripper x Tanjiro Kamado Reader (Part 3) 
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Jack The Ripper x Male Reader Fluff
Jack The Ripper x Tired and Depressed reader
Jack The Ripper x Perv Reader 
Cultist Jack x Savior Reader (NSFW)
Modern Father Jack and Daughter Reader get sent to the realm of Record of Ragnarok, meeting the other Jack, and Hlökk. 
Jack The Ripper x Yoriichi Reader (Reader is self conscious of their scars)
Jack The Ripper x Yoriichi Reader (Jack gets jealous) 
Jack The Ripper x Stressed Devil Reader
Jack The Ripper giving head (NSFW) 
Heracles Works:
Heracles x S/o who fights on the Human side + Hermes and Odin
Heracles x S/o who fights on the Human Side (Part 2) + Hermes and Odin
Heracles x Chubby and Insecure Reader + Jack The Ripper and Hermes
Raiden Tameemon Works: 
N/A yet. 
Shiva Works: 
Older Brother Shiva and how he would react to you being cheated on + Buddha and Thor
Buddha Works:
Yandere Buddha + Zerofuku
S/o with sharp mood swings
Older brother Buddha and how he would react to you being cheated on + Thor and Shiva
ZeroFuku Works:
Yandere Zerofuku + Buddha Headcanons
Qin Shi Huang Works:
N/A yet. 
Hades Works:
N/A yet. 
Nikola Tesla Works:
Nikola Tesla Fluff Headcanons
Beelzebub Works: 
Beelzebub x Immortal Reader 
Hermes Works: 
Hermes x S/o who fights on Human Side + Heracles and Odin Headcanons
S/o who fights on Human Side (Part 2) + Heracles and Odin Headcanons
Chubby and Insecure Reader + Jack The Ripper and Heracles Headcanons
Odin Works:
S/o who fights on Human side + Heracles and Hermes
S/o who fights on Human side (Part 2) + Heracles and Hermes
Loki Works:
N/A yet.
Ares Works:
N/A yet. 
Heimdall Works:
N/A yet.
Adamas Works:
N/A yet. 
Valkyrie Works:
N/A yet. 
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nameless-flame · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes #42
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Michel: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Jack: Violently depressed.
Adam: Violently unbothered.
Qin: Violently haughty.
Kojiro: Violently old.
Lu Bu: Violently stoic.
[Name]: Violently murders people.
Nikola: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Leonidas: Was it that hard to follow the trend?
[Name]: Violently murders Leonidas.
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How I think RoR characters would scream
expect some of them are incorrect because idfk
‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️
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@monochrome-cropcrown @roygiri @rexmez @thequietkid-moonie @recreationalfanfics @snowmantita
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