#look we got some Miles

[abirddogmoment]

A video showing Rory ranging very appropriately to find a blindly planted quail. Really pleased with her pace and distance here!

#dogblr #rory borealis #bird dog training #this is a gorgeous video thank you miles!!! #unfortunately she got a full head of steam and got much much faster and much much further as we progressed #she is going to be a great bird dog but she is also going to give me a heart attack #im gonna try some strategies to reign her in without ruining her enthusiasm so wish me luck #blind planting btw just means yeeting without looking where it goes #so none of us really know where they are in the field so no one can really help her find them #i just walk in a semi straight line through the field and trust her to play the game properly #(she does she loves this game very much).

[nicoscheer]

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#07/04/2024 #Zurich #miles kane #those 8 tickets did sell out and people were even looking for more afterwards #omg this gig #the room was shaking like the entire front row we were just jumping nonstop #and he like got some nice head scratchies #and held a girls hand 3 times #this was probably the show of my life like he was on fire and so were we #don’t think I’ve ever jumped this hard and long for anybody #Instagram #he’s giving major mob boss vibes in that portrait photoshoot session 🫶🏽😂

[drinkingbitterboy]

note to self: post more alex closet cosplays when i need a pick me up/ego boost.

thank you to everyone for being so nice to me 🥹

#this wasn't even the planned photoshoot for later! #anyway some things i wanted to say #1) i'm not single sorry folks #also fun fact like right when i got back on tumblr after a break for my wedding was when we had the surprise miles 505 in london #2) i cannot take credit for anything about matching al's body language bc i really do just stand like that ksdjflsk #3) for real my posture is Not Good and there are frankly some hilarious candids of me that are just the exact same mannerisms #4) i personally think it helps with the resemblence with that i'm short and have a very uh androgynous body shape? similar proportions #which was not on purpose i assure you #there's a really funny couple pics i sent to blacktrickle the other day just like IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FROM THE BACK? bc it was Him #5) gonna do like a bunch of eycte outfits in one post one day

[androidboy]

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#my girlfriend got Quiet and Pensive a couple times and would just look at me fondly but like she was thinkin hard about something #and i’d ask what she was thinkin and she’d give a little half smile and shake her head and say nothing #and then i was on the phone with her and thanked her for how she responded to my lil breakdown yesterday #and she was just quiet for a moment and then said ‘i really like you’ #and then we were talking about possible past lives and she sent me her fave short story and i told her i had read it when she mentioned it #last time and she talked about the theme of soulmates and how some people can have soulmates that are separated by time #and then she said ‘and some people get lucky and their soulmate is just 20 miles away’ #and after we got off the phone i doublechecked and we live 20 miles away from each other #and idk how serious she was bc i know she believes everyone has a main soulmate and i think 3 secondary soulmates that are just as good #as the main one #and idk i wish i could read her mind

[lucky-draws]

does anyone remember outlast.

#it's finally time. to play it again #it really is game where you listen to a man continually hyperventilate . and grunt #got spooked by the library hanging men got spooked by chris walkers first appearance all is right in the world #my laptop can handle it better than my pc could so i can have it on much better graphics settings which is nice lol #i had a good look at the miles heads in the library ❤️ #im gonna be brutally honest and say i found a lot of the outlast fandom annoying/not relevant to my interest or enjoyment of the game #but i am better at art than i was when i first played so who knows i might draw some stuff related to it #i dont mean any specific person was annoying btw it was just the focus on charcters like trager and uhh jeremy ?forgot his name and frank #when to me theyre just not #likeable characters and more to the point not characters that are supposed to be liked theyre just enemies idk #and of course we wont get into weddie .......... #but yeah we'll see anyway #the main thing is to have fun getting scared .and i am doing that right now 😁👍

[justpassingbyoursht]

across the spiderverse spoilers!!

the whole Miles being an anomaly bc he was bitten by a spider from another universe got me thinking... Miles from 1610 was bitten by the 42 spider... and yet he is fine? you’re telling me he got alternate universe spider venom shot into his veins and that in itself is fine?? It did not fuck him up even a little bit? he is stable?? should he not be glitching on the principle of having alternate dimension spider gunk running in his veins???

That machine that sent things back to their correct universes by reading their dna read Miles 1610 dna and saw the 42 spider dna in him... how can those two things co-exist when beings from different universes glitch when in an universe that is not their own??? shouldn’t that have potentially out right killed him??

Miles is an anomaly. He should not exist. and yet he does . . .

if this is not a set up for new dimension/alternate universe/reality bending powers i—

#atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #if they dont explore this idea i will be very disappointed #its right there #thonk emoji 🤔 #i suppose the fact he is a mile morales might help. since 42 miles was meant to get it but still #also very interesting how even to this level he is an anomaly #also makes you wonder wtf went wrong with miguel's. theres stuff we dont know yet about how universes come apart #also also. look at spot for reference. he got mixed up with that machine and came out all wrong #the machine built for dimensional/au travel. sure there was that open rift between realities or whatever #how is alternate universe spider juice just peacefully chillin in his veins like that? #he just got some spider powers from that... just /normal/ spider powers... suuure #c rambles #spiderman

[spn-lesbian]

tlsp music videos are just a whole different kind of universe

#like #just rewatching some and who came up with that #yes here is our super homoerotic mv that implies we make out at the end #ah yes and here is alex dancing around very weirdly but very cutely #oh and here is miles making out with a guy #and whatever bad habits was #and that’s not even remotely it #no one is doing it like them #also i have a tlsp side blog but this deserves to be on main i think #tlsp #me asking myself who came up with that reminds me of that one photoshoot they did where they look like they got caught making out #who came up with THAT

[seagull-scribbles]

A patchworked Prower :)

#sth #miles tails prower #he looks funky I have been told #idk it’s not something I’d have come up with #we got a trans pallet it on design #drip in another #limited monochrome colours in some #smithy’s design in one #just a big mix #it be fun to do this with like the different prime designs #or with the glitch in frontiers #or all sonics different forms #thank you again to everyone who played #drawing game #request

[robbed-ghost]

“Damian isn’t ooc what are you talking aboutttt he’s only 14 and wants to trust his dad so badlyyyy guyssss don’t get upsettt” have you never read a comic with Damian in it in your life

#I FUCKING HATE TJISHDJDHF #WHAT IS GOING ON AM I INSANE???? AM I LOSING IT??? #Damian trusting his dad despite BRUCE acting so out of character EVEN IF ITS TO PRAISE DAMIAN AND MAKE HIM FEEL SPECIAL #HAS HAPPENED BEFORE #AND HE HAS SPOTTED THAT SHIT AS STRANGE A MILE AWAY #AND HE WAS LIKE. 12. AT FOURTEEN WE’VE ESTABLISHED DAMIAN AS MORE OBSERVANT AND PREPARED FOR THIS #it can either be taken as retrofitting him into ‘normal’ developmental periods which again. we’ve established Damian has as the antithesis #or as a way to put down his character in the robin mantle in order to make Tim’s run look smart and perfect in comparison. which is gross. #Tim has been Robin and even moved past it and became even better and now we’re what? missing the good ol days? #Tim became Robin in 1989. NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE GUYS #THATS 35 YEARS AGO #I KNOW ITS NOSTALGIC FOR YOU BUT YOU HAD A LOT OF STUFF WITH HIM IN IT AND HES JUST A SMART LITTLE WHITE BOY #Damian became Robin in 2009 and we’ve barely tapped into his psychology because comics is so hot buttoned right now #that they don’t know which aspect to deal with first and foremost and always choose Bruce’s relationship as an easy out #Damian was Robin for barely 15 years and yet the guy that got DOUBLE his time is back for round 3. ok. #and here we are again. #Damian has proven himself to be so capable and smart his only downfall is his own hubris and inexperience #he has been trained SINCE BIRTH to use his head guys. a few years in America didnt take that out of him. #anyway. plz pick up a comic. damian would know better cause he’s not an average 14 y/o and he’s not just a traumatized little boy. #‘ohhhh he craves his dads attention and praise so much he’d believe anything he saiiiddd’ WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? ZDARSKY?? #WHAT WAS ALL OF HIS YEAR OF PENANCE ON THAT ISLAND FOR #WHAT WAS HIS ARC WITH DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM HIS FATHER A BIT IN THE WAKE OF NEEDING SOME TIME TO HIS OWN REVELATIONS #WHAT ABOUT IT. DID IT JUST NOT HAPPEN SUDDENLY #whatever.

[porto-rosso]

on the UK unit in my comparative government course and its a little funny almost? how hard it is for some of the people in class to wrap their heads around the north/south divide

#one person in particular rlly was not getting the working class being (historically) more labour god bless them #i dont blame them like im sure ill struggle more when we get to other countries + our teacher is useless #ALSO having such a time because we’ve been given articles on the balance of wealth between north/south where they’ll basically talk about #like liverpool or wherever as a wasteland of destitution and im here in the back going YEAAH NORTH REPRESENT 🔥🔥 #<- not me making light of a serious issue. or rather not me trying to make light of a serious issue im just genuinely rlly excited to be #learning these specific parts of english politics in an american class cos i honestly expected them to stick to how governing works #in london #got some sorry looks when i told my friend my family live 50 miles from a town we read about in a nyt article lmao #.log

[abba-cchio]

i just rewatched across the spiderverse and i just now noticed that the hoodie miles puts under his big jacket in earth 42 is purple, since he's the prowler there, as opposed to his red hoodie in his own universe, since he's spiderman

cool little detail i didn't pick up the first time :)

#spiderman: across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv #miles morales #rewatching it was so much fun bc i got to see it with a friend who let me whisper to her during it lol #at one part it was like super quiet and stuff and i had some coins in my pocket #and they just fell out #me and my friend looked at each other with wide eyes we were soo close to bursting out laughing #and then like a minute later one last coin fell out #i feel bad for my sister she doesnt like it when i talk during movies #and she had to sit next to us #also it took me rewatching it to realize when gwen uses the watch hobie gave her the portal is themed after him #but apparently that was just me being slow lmao #dragons post

[piko-power]

DUDE WHAT THE HECK I JUST WANNA WATCH SONIC PRIME ALREADY WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S COMING OUT IN DECEMBER?!?!?!

THAT TRAILER WAS EPIC LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

#piko rambles #There is so much I want to say about this show right now #I completely forgot that we got a trailer today and when I saw some screenshots I IMMEDIATELY LOOKED IT UP #THIS SHOW IS INSANE SO FAR #AND ROUGE #ROUGE THE BAT DARLING YOU LOOK FREAKING FINE #AND MILES TAILS RAINBOW DASH PROWER MY BELOVED #There really is so much to say I love this so far #sonic prime

[nicoscheer]

The reel 😂

Nearly cried at the little turtle silhouette, not Miles going ‘a couple of weeks off from gigs now to chill’ sweetheart the 7th is barely two weeks away😂

#23/05/2024 #miles kane #ig Stories #fuck yeah more Maxie #miles knows what the people want 🐶 #happy turtle family #Maxie’s little paw on Miles’ chest 🫠🫠🫠💕💕 #also is it me or does it look like Maxie’s wearing some kind of jacket ? keeping his son nice and cozy #love how close he is with his mom #Pauline having to give back her grandson #📈Maxie content 📈 my will to live #happy to have his dad back #cuteness overload #love that Miles is such cliche dog dad #and so self aware to know that he’s gonna bombard us with all the pics he’s taking of their reunion #pretty sure all his friends are getting dozens of Maxie pics with look at him isn’t he the goodest boy xx #the crown is too real #so we got singer songwriter musician model and now fashion designer as well ?!! bro knows no limit #i genuinely have a Pavlovian reaction to Miles` happiness

[autismserenity]

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hahahahahahahahahaha aarrggghhhhhhhhhh 3,000,000 deaths due to COVID-19 last year. Globally. Three million. Case rates higher than 90% of the rest of the pandemic. The reason people are still worried about COVID is because it has a way of quietly fucking up your body. And the risk is cumulative.

I'm going to say that again: the risk is cumulative.

It's not just that a lot of people get bad long-term effects from it. One in seven or so? Enough that it's kind of the Russian Roulette of diseases. It's also that the more times you get it, the higher that risk becomes. Like if each time you survived Russian Roulette, the empty chamber was removed from the gun entirely. The worst part is that, psychologically, we have the absolute opposite reaction. If we survive something with no ill effects, we assume it's pretty safe. It is really, really hard to override that sense of, "Ok, well, I got it and now I probably have a lot of immunity and also it wasn't that bad." It is not a respiratory disease. Airborne, yes. Respiratory disease, no: not a cold, not a flu, not RSV.

Like measles (or maybe chickenpox?), it starts with respiratory symptoms. And then it moves to other parts of your body. It seems to target the lungs, the digestive system, the heart, and the brain the most.

It also hits the immune system really hard - a lot of people are suddenly more susceptible to completely unrelated viruses. People get brain fog, migraines, forget things they used to know.

(I really, really hate that it can cross the blood-brain barrier. NOTHING SHOULD EVER CROSS THE BLOOD-BRAIN BARRIER IT IS THERE FOR A REASON.) Anecdotal examples of this shit are horrifying. I've seen people talk about coworkers who've had COVID five or more times, and now their work... just often doesn't make sense? They send emails that say things like, "Sorry, I didn't mean Los Angeles, I meant Los Angeles."

Or they insist they've never heard of some project that they were actually in charge of a year or two before.

Or their work is just kind of falling apart, and they don't seem to be aware of it.

People talk about how they don't want to get the person in trouble, so their team just works around it. Or they describe neighbors and relatives who had COVID repeatedly, were nearly hospitalized, talked about how incredibly sick they felt at the time... and now swear they've only had it once and it wasn't bad, they barely even noticed it.

(As someone who lived with severe dissociation for most of my life, this is a genuinely terrifying idea to me. I've already spent my whole life being like, "but what if I told them that already? but what if I did do that? what if that did happen to me and I just don't remember?") One of its known effects in the brain is to increase impulsivity and risk-taking, which is real fucking convenient honestly. What a fantastic fucking mutation. So happy for it on that one. Yes, please make it seem less important to wear a mask and get vaccinated. I'm not screaming internally at all now.

I saw a tweet from someone last year whose family hadn't had COVID yet, who were still masking in public, including school.

She said that her son was no kind of an athlete. Solidly bottom middle of the pack in gym.

And suddenly, this year, he was absolutely blowing past all the other kids who had to run the mile. He wasn't running any faster. His times weren't fantastic or anything. It's just that the rest of the kids were worse than him now. For some reason. I think about that a lot. (Like my incredibly active six-year-old getting a cold, and suddenly developing post-viral asthma that looked like pneumonia.

He went back to school the day before yesterday, after being home for a month and using preventative inhalers for almost week.

He told me that it was GREAT - except that he couldn't run as much at recess, because he immediately got really tired. Like how I went outside with him to do some yard work and felt like my body couldn't figure out how to increase breathing and heart rate.

I wasn't physically out of breath, but I felt like I was out of breath. That COVID feeling people describe, of "I'm not getting enough air." Except that I didn't have that problem when I had COVID.) Some people don't observe any long (or medium) term side effects after they have it.

But researchers have found viral reservoirs of COVID-19 in everyone they've studied who had it.

It just seems to hang out, dormant, for... well, longer than we've had an opportunity to observe it, so far.

(I definitely watched that literal horror movie. I think that's an entire genre. The alien dormant under ice in the Arctic.)

(oh hey I don't like that either!!!!!!!!!) All of which is to explain why we should still care about avoiding it, and how it manages to still cause excess deaths. Measuring excess deaths has been a standard tool in public health for a long time.

We know how many people usually die from all different causes, every year. So we can tell if, for example, deaths from heart disease have gone way up in the past three years, and look for reasons. Those are excess deaths: deaths that, four years ago, would not have happened. During the pandemic, excess death rates have been a really important tool. For all sorts of reasons. Like, sometimes people die from COVID without ever getting tested, and the official cause is listed as something else because nobody knows they had COVID. But also, people are dying from cardiovascular illness much younger now.

People are having strokes and heart attacks younger, and more often, than they did before the pandemic started. COVID causes a lot of problems. And some of those problems kill people. And some of them make it easier for other things to kill us. Lung damage from COVID leading to lungs collapsing, or to pneumonia, or to a pulmonary embolism, for example. The Economist built a machine-learning model with a 95% confidence interval that gauges excess death statistics around the world, to tell them what the true toll of the ongoing COVID pandemic has been so far.

Total excess deaths globally in 2023: Three million.

3,000,000.

Official COVID-19 deaths globally so far: Seven million. 7,000,000. Total excess deaths during COVID so far: Thirty-five point two million. 35,200,000.

Five times as many.

That's bad. I don't like that at all. I'm glad last year was less than a tenth of that. I'm not particularly confident about that continuing, though, because last year we started a period of really high COVID transmission. Case rates higher than 90% of the rest of the pandemic. Here's their data, and charts you can play with, and links to detailed information on how they did all of this:

Here's a non-paywalled link to it:

https://archive.vn/2024.01.26-012536/https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates

Oh: here's a link to where you can buy comfy, effective N95 masks in all sizes:

Those ones are about a buck each after shipping - about $30 for a box of 30. They also have sample packs for a dollar, so you can try a couple of different sizes and styles.

You can wear an N95 mask for about 40 total hours before the effectiveness really drops, so that's like a dollar for a week of wear.

They're also family-owned and have cat-shaped masks and I really love them. These ones are cuter and in a much wider range of colors, prints, and styles, but they're also more expensive; they range from $1.80 to $3 for a mask. ($18-$30 for a box of ten.)

#covid isn't over #covid 19 #disability rights #disability advocacy #wear a mask #covid conscious #covid cautious #mask up #wall of words #public health #health care

[fxllfaiiry]

─ you're the sunflower ੈ✩‧₊˚

✶ pairing: miguel o'hara x fem!reader

✶ synopsis: everyone on the team loves you, expect miguel who seems to hate you more than anyone.

✶ warnings: angst!! major angst. sunshine!reader x grumpy!miguel. reader is nicknamed sunflower, mentions of death.

✶ notes: there's one spanish sentence in this, I'm not good with spanish so if I've made a mistake please tell me so i can fix it! part two is already up!!!

Everyone on the team loved you from the moment you joined, everyone, except Miguel. 

You knew Miguel was cold towards everyone, but he was extra cold with you. Maybe it was because of how different your personalities were. 

You were the embodiment of sunshine, always positive in any situation, putting others before yourself. Hence why everyone calls you sunflower, it fits perfectly, Miles was proud of coming up with it. 

Miguel on the other hand was cold and distant but that didn't stop you from trying to get him to open up. You'd try to have simple conversations with him but nothing, all you would receive in reply was an eye roll or a slight grunt, but you wouldn't give up that easily. 

Like today, you got him some coffee. 

"Morning, boss. Got you some coffee." You said in your usual cheerful tone. 

"Why?" He raised his eyebrows, looking down at you suspiciously. That's the most he's said to you all week. 

"Because I wanted to." You shrugged, placing it down on his desk. 

He steped down walking towards his desk, you couldn't help but stare at him, unfortunately for you, everything about him was so attractive, it's such a shame he hated you. 

"This isn't how I like my coffee." 

"Huh?" You snapped out of your daydream at the sound of his voice. 

"The coffee, it tastes terrible. Get it from another place next time." 

"Well, actually I made it-" But he had already walked away from you not listening to a word you said. "Alright, never mind, I'll just go back to work." You mumbled hurt by his words. 

"Wait, hold on." You looked up, thinking, maybe he'll say something nice after all. 

"Yeah?" 

"Take the coffee with you, I won't be drinking it." 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

"Girl, why do you look so sad? Did Miguel do something again?" Jess asked with a frown, she did not like seeing you sad. 

"No."

"Sunflower…"

"Okay, yes." Miguel being cold towards you was normal, he never spoke to you unless necessary. Out of everyone here, he probably hated you the most, even more than Miles.  

"Sunflower, I've told you to stop trying." Jess sighed. 

"I know, I know… why does he hate me so much, Jess?" 

"That's just the way he is, don't overthink it. It's his loss, baby." She replied, gently patting your shoulder. 

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Today was going to be a good day, you were so sure of it. 

But, of course, you were wrong. 

Everything was going great up until a few hours ago. 

Miguel had assigned you on a mission to catch an anomaly, alongside a few other spider-people. His instructions were clear, stick to the plan and catch the anomaly. It was supposed to be simple. 

If only you didn't disobey him. You screwed up badly, and because of that, you could have been killed. 

"Why don't you ever listen?" Miguel shouted. No one had ever seen him this angry. 

"I was just tryin-" 

"¡Ay, por el amor de Dios!" Being yelled at by your boss in front of your coworkers was humiliating, everyone was looking at you with pity. 

"I'm sick of this, why can’t you follow simple instructions? Is it that hard to understand?" He barked, towering over you. 

"It's not a big deal." You tried to keep your composure, you didn't want to humiliate yourself further by bursting into tears. 

"Not a big deal? You could've died! A simple mistake would have ruined the whole mission." 

Don't cry. Don't cry. 

"But we're all fine, aren't we?" You weakly chuckled. That was the wrong thing to say because it only made him angrier. 

"Oh? If that's the attitude you have then you shouldn't even be on the team." Ouch. 

"Miguel, I think that's enough-" Hobie said, quickly jumping in. 

"Not now, Hobie." He growled. 

Never once did you think that you'd be in a situation like this. 

"If you put more focus on trying to be good at your job, rather than impressing me, we wouldn't even be here!" Oh, so he did notice that. 

At this point, tears were streaming freely down your face and you made no attempt to stop them. 

"Yep, you got it, boss." You smiled up at him through your tears. It was pathetic, but you did not care, you just wanted to leave and never come back. 

"Next time make sure this doesn't happen." 

"It won't happen next time." That's because there won't be a next time.

#📂 ‧₊˚ my works .ᐟ #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderman x reader #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader #oscar isaac x reader #oscar isaac #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara angst

[astonmartinii]

passion for fashion | max verstappen social media au

pairing: max verstappen x fem it girl!reader

she's everything and he's just ken (in a red bull shirt)

MASTERLIST | TIPS | MY SMALL BUSINESS

vogue

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vogue: it's the start of the f1 season, you know what that means... y/n y/ln fashion season is in session

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user1: @yourusername make sure you're windows are bolted shut tongiht... you're on my rob list

user2: and mine PLEASE SPARE ME SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES

user3: her and lewis hamilton are the only real ones in that paddock

user4: the way they're still besties despite what went down in 2021 >>>

lewishamilton: me and y/n 🤝 making the paddock our runway

yourusername: someone has to make it interesting around here

lewishamilton: see @maxverstappen1 even y/n is bored of you winning everything...

maxverstappen1: womp womp

lewishamilton: womp womp ???? have some decorum

maxverstappen1: jokes on you i don't know what that means

user5: i wish i looked that good candidly

user6: at what point do we stage an intervention for max's wardrobe

user7: babe if the girlfriend effect still hasn't hit then it's terminal

user8: especially when your girlfriend is Y/N Y/LN

maxverstappen1: i'd do anything for her <3

yourusername: even wear something other than red bull merch?

maxverstappen1: let's not get too far ahead of ourselves

user9: i love them your honour

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yourusername: max verstappen wins, water is wet

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user11: water is wet and i will be drowning myself in it tonight

user12: me after hearing the dutch national anthem one too many times

landonorris: tell him he has too many already and he should let his best friend have a go

yourusername: he said that's not possible because i don't know how to drive an f1 car

landonorris: nuh uh you can't be his best friend and his girlfriend that's not fair

maxverstappen1: welp, idk what to tell you buddy

landonorris: i feel BETRAYED

yourusername: i'm sorry i'm just that loveable lando... i see how it is

landonorris: HOW HAVE I BECOME THE VILLAIN?

user13: max terrorises them on the grid and in the paddock they maximise their joint slay to terrorise everyone in a two mile radius

user14: they slay so much i can't even be angry at it

danielricciardo: so that's why i was kicked out of the elevator

yourusername: you weren't kicked out it was your floor?

danielricciardo: why did i not make the post? I THOUGHT I MEANT MORE TO YOU

maxverstappen1: just because we both had teenage crushes on you doesn't make you special. you'd have to fight seb and jenson for real special treatment

yourusername: throw fernando and kimi in there as well.

danielricciardo: i was confident in my fighting chances, but i'll leave nando and kimi to it

maxverstappen1: pussy

danielricciardo: EXCUSE ME

yourusername: idk how we got here but don't talk to my boyf that way daniel 😔

danielricciardo: i'm blocking both of you

user15: i am so baffled

user16: IT couple for real

maxverstappen1

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user17: max verstappen why is there a whisper meme in your photo dump

user18: his ass acting like he wasn't at one of the most prestigious galas in the world

charles_leclerc: YOU got an invite and that's the best you could do

maxverstappen1: you better take that back right now y/n dressed me tonight and i look SEXY and COOL

yourusername: charles :( he looks very handsome

charles_leclerc: my bad y/n i wasn't aware that was your pick

yourusername: SAY HE'S HANDSOME CHARLES

charles_leclerc: ??? no

yourusername: wow. you really aren't a girls girl charles. i am disappointed

maxverstappen1: does our history mean nothing charles? i have no issue recreating the inchident at the next race

charles_leclerc: FINE. you look very handsome max

yourusername: more passion please

charles_leclerc: you look very handsome max!

yourusername: more! give the lestappen girlies some crumbs to feed on

charles_leclerc: YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME

maxverstappen1: thank you 😊

user19: ignoring what ever the fuck that was ... MAX IN A SUIT WHAT THE FUCK MAX IN A SUIT

user20: y/n y/ln the woman you are

user21: so how can we implement this willingness to wear a suit into his paddock fashion

lewishamilton: you might have to waterboard him

charles_leclerc: i volunteer as tribute !

yourusername: 🤨

maxverstappen1: 🤨

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f1paddockfashion: max verstappen in non-red bull attire? MAX VERSTAPPEN IN NON-RED BULL ATTIRE? also y/n slaying as per.

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user24: this is - i don't know how to feel

user25: maybe the real max verstappen in non red-bull attire was the friends we made along the way

user26: i am CELEBRATING but ladies do remember it's still alpha tauri 😭😭😭

user27: please let us have this while we can

user28: it's not plastered with sponsors so we'll take it

user29: idk about you guys but i think this means y/n should be knighted for her services

user30: i actually think prying the red bull merch out of max's hands might be the hardest thing in the world

user31: call me crazy but those jeans look kinda baggy 😳

user32: omg they definitely are

user33: death to the skinny jeans? fuck it first child named after y/n

user34: can we maybe get y/n in charge of max's merch cause the shit he sells should be considered criminal

user35: for real we need babe in the board room asap

user36: fuck it get her in the red bull board room as well

user37: go all the way and get her with the f1 execs

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yourusername: i love him even if all he wears is red bull

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user39: so ... who made the inchident shirt?

charles_leclerc: and how do i get one?

maxverstappen1: i got it made and considering you DON'T think i'm handsome you can go fuck yourself :)

charles_leclerc: GASP. that is my face you have to make me one

maxverstappen1: boooooo no i don't

charles_leclerc: can i copyright my face? i'm sending you a cease and desist

maxverstappen1: fine. but you will never look as hot as y/n in it

charles_leclerc: so you can call me ugly? @yourusername ???

yourusername: it was a compliment to me so soz

user40: the way she's fashion's IT girl and she still loves him even though his whole wardrobe should be burned

user41: real love

maxverstappen1: i love you. i wear my red bull merch to give you the runway

yourusername: sureeeee ... i love you too xx

maxverstappen1: let me live 😭😭😭

yourusername: the girls are dragging your name babe i need them to know HOW SEXY YOU ARE

maxverstappen1: i don't care how sexy they find me, as long as you love me that's all i need

yourusername: you're SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE YOU

maxverstappen1: I LOVE YOU TOO

user42: can they chill? some people on here are lonely

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maxverstappen1: my closet looks like this, so her's can look like this :)

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user43: max verstappen i misunderstood you. i was unfamiliar with your game.

user44: he's the standard now i fear

user45: a man who wears the same three outfits so you can have the whole walk-in for your collection >>

yourusername: thank you babe. you are god's strongest soldier

maxverstappen1: i AM. that room is scary. there's too much that i don't understand. so many shoes, so many straps i can't navigate it

yourusername: that's okay baby. there's your red bull draw and that's all you need

maxverstappen1: no the people don't understand. i went in there once and i swear i ended up in narnia

yourusername: you passed out with the AC on the highest level and jimmy and sassy sat on you. you were not in narnia

maxverstappen1: oh. well...

user46: this is the closet y/n deserves the rest of that house is defo a mojo dojo casa house

user47: fighting all the trophies, helmets and framed race suits with her narnia closet

lilymunhe: may i request a trip to the narnia closet x

yourusername: omg yes! come over next time you and alex are in monaco - the boys can entertain themselves

alexalbon: what if i want a closet tour as well?

maxverstappen1: don't do it alex you'll never find your way back out

alexalbon: (i was going to strategically leave a pair of albon athletics shoes in there)

yourusername: alex i already own a pair i bought them release day!

alexalbon: OMG ... one instagram pic so my sales can go platinum?

maxverstappen1: don't try and pimp my gf out

alexalbon: ???

yourusername: max 😭 and sure alex!

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note: thank you for reading soz for the long waits between posts a girl has been BUSY but i hope you've all enjoyed! happy galentines day or palentines day to all that celebrate and thanks for 4.7k!! xx

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