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6pm only thing ive managed to do today is eat a meal but that was pretty big so im tryin to feel proud about it 😞

been nonverbal which i hope goes away before the end of the day. morticia’s bein the bestest girl and is taking her support duties very seriously

staying in bed til 3 kind of day

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this is what tumblr is to me

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

#text

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Conspiracy theories are things the cia or cw just straight up admitted to doing

#text

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staying in bed til 4:30 kind of day

staying in bed til 3 kind of day

#doing it #getting up for reals this time

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staying in bed til 4 kind of day

staying in bed til 3 kind of day

#getting up now! #gonna make myself pancakes with strawberries

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staying in bed til 3:30 kind of day

staying in bed til 3 kind of day

#😞

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staying in bed til 3 kind of day

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#bats

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#video

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

#🫵

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you walk into your first American Comic Shop. there’s a guy behind the counter in a horror movie baseball cap absolutely scarfing a classic burger and fries combo with a nice coca cola. he keeps trying to help you while you insist he should finish his meal unbothered. mythbusters is playing on tv

giving this german businessman the most american experience possible

#german guy was very handsome #and he gave me The Look when i was recommending other shops #i still don’t know how to explain The Look #but it gives the impression that i should be gift wrapped with a little bow on my head #like he’s looking at a puppy who just did a very unimpressive trick in a very adorable way #it’s always a little condescending but i eat that shit up ngl

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giving this german businessman the most american experience possible

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didn’t bring lunch and i don’t wanna go get anyyyyyyyyyyyyy. considering just straight up having something delivered to work

#end of work week that was extremely emotionally draining vibe