#lmfaoooooo anyways

[otterize]

#i made a meme :) what do i even tag this as #crab rangoon #meme #gay #gooning #lmfaoooooo anyways

[dutchgp]

I think y’all are giving Ted too much credit that man is most definitely not a reporter and is just someone who has a mic 💀

#name a time teds been impartial #I’ll wait #lmfaoooooo anyways #glad max isn’t talking to him

[sapphicdib]

Triple affirmative! Triple affirmative!

In all seriousness though, noticed barely any rain from your can so figured a little support might be in order. Wasn't that easy to see of course, with Pebbles' shall we say healthy output. Enjoy the slag keys! Excuse the unorthodox delivery method, equipment eroding etc etc.

Be well,

NSH

#rain world #rain world downpour #no significant harassment #looks to the moon #big sister moon #according to procreate this shit took me 11 hours AUGH #so ​please reblog lmfaoooooo #anyways i love these gay robots #rw #my art

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

#bakugo #kirishima #LMFAOOOOOO THEY'RE SO WEIRD #im pro kiribaku but it's so funny to think ur like 'these men are gay asf' LMFAOOOO not realizing they're fighting over *you* #but lowkey if we get into it i wanna say they are in like. a gay situation they just havent established yet and probably never wouldve #but then u appeared and it all ended up well when you were like 'oh." and ur okay with both of them #LOOOL #anyway #hope this was alright!! this made me think of that one coconut reddit post #i love that fl*shlight is NASTYYYY #caitie things #gen #anon

[gimmethatagustd]

me sitting here looking at my kinky, explicit mxm pwp, trying to decide if i wanna post it on tumblr and throw myself to the wolves:

#lmfaoooooo #anyway #jai talks

[crushedsweets]

vague layout for university/band au

uni inspos: UC Berkley, UC Santa Cruz, UC Michigan. Maybe the mascot is a little blue bird, since its a stark contrast from their students? lots of greenery, hills, huge halls, wood, glass, good weather too. some sunny days where everyone's sitting on campus grass hanging out, some gloomy rainy days where theyre hiding out in libraries and coffee shops. etc INCREDIBLY 2017-STYLE-FANDOM AU this is poorly formatted and done hastily, everything is subject to change i just wanna get this out of my head!!! this is the most self indulgent AU possible. questions/ideas are welcome, i just wanna chat abt them in school cuz i love college :3

majors/ages: toby: welding/metalworking, minor in physics, 20 kate: kinesiology, 21 clocky: fine arts, 21 nina: fashion, minor in communication, 20 ej: biology, 23 jane: law, minor in psychology, 23 jeff: music, 19 liu: business/accounting, 22 ben: comp sci, 15 year old prodigy (dual enrolled in HS and college courses) ann: nursing, 20 lulu: undeclared, 19 dina: religion, 18 tim: film, 25 brian: psych, 25 (might make tim+brian non-students and older) sally: elementary school, Jane's foster sister lazarI: middle school, EJ's step sister

EXTRACURRICULARS/JOBS/ETC

jobs: toby+kate are baristas at local coffee shop tim+brian work in the kitchen of the same coffee shop clocky has a tattoo apprenticeship nina+ann are waitresses at the same diner EJ+liu work at the same book store jane has a law internship jeff works at a liquor/corner/gas station/whatever lulu, dina, sally, lazari, and ben don't work band option 1: toby, kate, tim, brian clocky, nina, jane, ann jeff, liu, EJ, ben band option 2: toby, kate, EJ clocky, nina, jane jeff, liu, ann, ben sports: toby: lacrosse kate: track clocky: basketball/volleyball (same team as jane) nina: cheer jane: volleyball (same team as clocky) jeff: boxing extra: jane+dina tutor english ben tutors jeff in his gen eds. LMFAO clocky is in an arts club + women in business (she's not even a business major) ben is in an esports club nina is on a competitive speaking/debate team LIVING SITUATIONS

in dorms: toby+jack kate+clocky nina+ann lulu+dina

in apartments: jane+mary jeff+liu tim+brian with parents: ben, sally, lazari

#sweetart #university AU #eugh im so embarrassed tagging stuff like this #creepypasta #ticci toby #nina the killer #clockwork #eyeless jack #those four are the only characters im not embarassed tagging cuz im always in their tags anyway #creepypasta au #creepypasta headcanons #FUUUCK INEED TO NOT BE SO ASHAMED TO TAG THINGS LMFAOOOOOO #i give up . send post

[petersthree]

ngl as a solid "idk it could be a bit or it could be real" girly (gn) I think it's going to be extremely funny seeing the backtracking from people who are Really Solidly convinced about it one way or the other and determined to call people stupid over it when they realize they were wrong

#janie rambles #smosh #i'm eating my metaphorical popcorn and giggling at my screen asdfjkl #unless they truly say nothing in which case we ALL lose lmfaoooooo #anyway real or not this is the funniest thing they've ever done

[mattodore]

this is matthew and he thinks sex is disgusting

#he would never ask someone to smack him in the face as hard as they can he thinks that's SICK !!! #river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #the sideburns levitating an inch off his head lmfaoooooo #the result of me being pissed that i didn't have a single alpha hair that looked good on him bc he's fucked up and blond #this is the only hair that looks okay on him but the blond swatches don't come close to his actual hair color #alpha hairs have theeeeee most fucked up hairlines it's impossible finding one that isn't ridiculously low on his forehead #i’d have to move his features and face in general down for most of them 😐 #i want to give theo alpha hair so bad but can’t bc matthias fucks everything up like always 🙄 #anyway. this is me being like hey. i’m still alive sorry i’m currently deeply obsessed with the passenger 2023 dir. by carter smith #my avpd is also being so so silly and i’m having trouble talking to ppl w/o thinking i should die so 💕 #sorry abt the lack of. like. anything. i will be normal again eventually #really i should just force myself outta the isolation spiral by answering messages at least #only i think i’d sound disingenuous and off so. shrugs #but yeah…….. smash btw

[beansterpie]

rewatching LoK, i'm being reminded how much I dislike the.... the brothers, mako and bolin, yanno? they're such underwhelming characters on basically every level. it'd almost be impressive if they weren't in every episode and didn't annoy me so much ugh

#bean talking into the void #also this show in general is very flawed lol #cool things about it but the choice to structure it more like a #prestige tv show #as in each season follows One Story #is... i wouldn't say it was a bad choice but i feel like you can see the growing pains #switching over from the episodic structure of ATLA #s1 while flawed is solid #it knows what it's trying to do even if it doesn't always stick the landing #season two feels like a season-long filler episode LMFAO #which is hilarious because a lot of world-building stuff happens #but tonally it's all over the place #serious political plots interspersed with the B Plot following Tenzin and his family #on vacation??? #so fucking random #but anyway back to roasting the brothers #i find bolin just annoying in general his brand of comedy totally doesn't work for me #but at least he has like #a personality that's consistent #mako is sooooooo blah #the writers have no idea what to do with him and he comes across as having a strikingly boring personality #with no defining traits other than being wishy washy (and a boot licker) #it FEELS like he was meant to remind viewers of Zuko #at least in appearance if nothing else #another broody pretty boy to latch onto #but he has literally nothing interesting to actually get invested in #sure he's got his tragic backstory and he's the 'older brother who took care of his younger brother after their parents died' boo hoo #but that's all just exposition and it's barely shown in a way that feels illustrative or emotional in any way that matters #(other than him comforting bolin in s1 after he KISSES THE GIRL HE KNEW BOLIN HAD A CRUSH ON lmfaoooooo) #(what a good big brother lmfao)

[deus-ex-mona]

i just think she would

#they stole her artist. then they stole her aesthetic. and n o w they’re flirting with each other help her she doesn’t deserve this— #(shoddy attempt at humour bc im still at work lmfaoooooo) #thank you oshi no mahou i was flashtag saved frrrrr i finished my work on time for once this week!!!!!! #a n d i managed to catch the mv drop bc of successful ✨negotiations✨ i think i’ll be able to sleep well tonight~~~~~~ #anyways thank you oshi no mahou today truly was a magical day im sobbin #o k wait omg moge’s fanbox has cleans of the l&k lxls flashtag blessed #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[petrichorium]

My favs do go crazy for my hyperspecific loungewear fit of big ol sweatshirt, loose sleeper shorts, and thigh highs thank u

#pattering on the roof #I got the socks for Christmas and I wear them religiously now ngl they’re like #this rlly stretchy knit and made for plus-size girlies so they’re super comfy #but I keep like putting on a sweatshirt n shorts bc it’s like 80 here #and then I get too chilly anyway so I just throw on the socks #and I think I look kinda silly but also hot LMFAOOOOOO #this is a fit that would drive tomura crazy specifically I think

[ortanthaig]

Wil never get over when I tried to reconnect with an old Twitter mutual that I hung out with irl a few times via tumblr just for them to blast me on Twitter by saying that a “toxic and abusive person from their past” had just tried messaging them 💀

The toxic abuse in question? I didn’t text them for a few months (they hadn’t texted at all either) because they were hanging out with their new girlfriend and then hit them up one day saying I didn’t want to be friends anymore. Because we hadn’t talked or interacted in months. Also we were 15 💀

#just remembered this whilst bored at work and holy hell people are unhinged #their reasoning for me being a Terrible Person was also because they were in the psych ward for a few weeks after their gf dumped them?? but #-they never told me that and expected me to know from their tweets that they constantly deleted?? even though I was inactive for MONTHS- #-fighting my own demons?? #like actually be for real LMFAOOOOOO #anyways #art.txt

[theloveinc]

do u think deku would invite all-might over under the pretext of just having dinner with the three of u..

and then try to progress the situation into a spit-roast?

or maybe a full-on butt-fucking cock-sucking threesome?

it is six in the morning babe I think you need HELP. But I do too frankly so I have a lot to say on this‼️‼️‼️

I think if Deku were kind of a weirdo… yes. It would absolutely happen like this. And I’m trying to consider, like, if All Might would be in on it, too. It would be a shame if it was sprung on both of you and shit went south from there (cuz realistically, I can imagine AM being the one who freaks out LOL).

But is All Might a huge cuck? For his almost-son’s spouse??? YEAH.

It’s hard not to be aware of the awkward sexual tension that exists when all three of you are together. The way things go from sweet and loving with only Deku to like you’re being watched and preyed upon by these Two Big Men who always act like they know something You Don’t. You’re surprised you even make it halfway through the meal before someone’s hand ends up somewhere and you’re being sat on the other’s lap like a little doll meant to be fondled.

(You could tell the moment was coming, were waiting for it to be sprung, always making sure you were wearing your good panties to no one’s complaint… but you were always just a little too nervous to ask about it out loud.)

That being said, I think the first time it happens it isn’t so wild. Deku definitely maes a show of fucking you with AM simply watching for a long time before letting him even touch. It’s honestly kind of… nice.

This whole thing is also especially more likely if this is an Villain!AU… then it’s occurring every damn weekend👁️👁️

#deku #all might #I took on the challenge of answering thinking my sleepy *ss could do this justice #IT COULDNT I got tired at the end and needed to quit I sorry #but like there’s three answers: 1. yes but it starts out with a whole bunch of c*cking #2. yes bc deku and all might are freaks in bed #or 3. it’s a villain AU #lmfaoooooo I can talk about more if u want when I’m AWAKE #my cat had the zoomies and woke me up hence why I’m here #anyway #and no matter what I think the threes*me comes later #for a long time it’s just … either one or the other watching you get speared while they j*rk *ff #LOL IDK #anyway x2 #caitie things #gen #anon

[luvrhyune]

that one love island scene between ty & ella with jisung & y/n.

you sucked in a breath as the tears started to well up, clinging to your lash line and you hiccuped trying to hold them in. you stared in the mirror, picking up your toothbrush and toothpaste trying to forget earlier’s events.

hearing the click of the door, you turn to face your partner, his own face ridden with sadness, “come on, give me a hug,” he mumbles, holding his arms out for you to find comfort in, “don’t cry.”

you wrapped your arms around him, feeling relieved, swaying within the hug, “i genuinely missed you so much.” your voice was quiet, sadness undertones laced in.

“you’ve made your decision,” jisung pulled away slightly, his arms running up yours before finding purchase on your cheeks, thumbs rubbing under your eye, fighting away the tears. “you’ve gotta stand by it, yeah?”

“you actually…?” you frowned, eyes roaming his figure for any sense of a joke, a prank, a lie, but there wasn’t one. “you’re being serious?”

he pulled away from you, shrugging, “i can’t. i physically can’t.” he fought his own tears, pushing them back, but you heard the pain in his voice, you saw the pain on his face, you saw the way his lip trembled, “as much as i want you — i really have a lot of feelings for you.”

you blinked, watching has he poured his heart out to you, ignoring how yours broke in the process. “i do like you so much, this kills me.” he backed away slowly, each word was another small step, “this whole thing has hurt me.”

at the mention of the afternoon’s activities, you felt the tears appear once more, “what?” you shoved your arms out in confusion, frown reappearing, “i haven’t done anything bad.”

jisung shrugged finally, walking back out the door before his face fell, tears now flowing freely as he was out of your sight — hurt that you would do this to him when he thought the two of you were finally good.

#LMFAOOOOOO #anyway #[ — luvrhyune ?! ] #jisung #han jisung #skz han #han jisung x reader #han jisung angst

[hayaku14]

a little ‘kaishin just started dating’ thing where...

kaito and shinichi are both attempting and failing to hold each other’s hands the whole day. they’re walking on the way to kaito’s house and kaito is about to reach out again to try finally holding shinichi’s hand but then out of nowhere, aoko calls after them, walks up in between, and grabs kaito’s outstretched hand and tells him something.

shinichi eyezooms to their hands, a little jealous and a little defeated cos he’s been trying to do that all day, and couldn’t stop himself when he says, “you guys are really close huh,” under his breath. kaito realizes he’s holding aoko’s hand and slightly panics but aoko doesn't let go and is like oh! lightbulb moment, and teasingly says, “kudou-kun, are you jealous?”

“w-what? no i’m not...” and aoko is like, “here, you can hold my hand too so it’s fair!” and she offers her other hand as shinichi stares at it for a second then decides to take her hand while kaito beside them is like wait what? WAIT is this really happening??! and he’s slightly jealous and he wants to say something but shinichi is like, ”oh you have calluses in your hand, do you do martial arts or-”

“mop, actually,” aoko says with a mischievous grin which gets shinichi all curious, “mop?” meanwhile kaito in his mind is like WAIT WAIT WHAT WAIT BUT I WANTED TO HOLD HIS HAND FIRST

aoko notices this and goes, “awww kaito, are you jealous too?” as she pulls shinichi closer by his hand with the smuggest face ever. kaito glares and pouts and huffs a defeated little, “shut up bakaoko.” shinichi lets out a soft chuckle and offers his hand with a fond smile because he’s been wanting to do this all day. kaito smiles at him, a little shy and red, and reaches out to hold his hand.

now the three of them are all holding hands in circle and kaito’s feigning annoyance to mask his embarrassment and to stop himself from making a stupid dopey smile that he knows aoko will tease him for later.

“okay now what? we can’t even walk like this!” and aoko’s like “it’s fine, bakaito! stop ruining the moment!” as shinichi laughs beside them.

meanwhile, hakuba, who was on his way to aoko’s house to see her, caught up with them and is seeing this happen from a few meters away. he squints in disbelief and is like what the hell is happening there with a caption that says he is aoko’s boyfriend LOL

hakuba walks up to the three and he’s like, “do i even want to know what’s going on?” aoko beams and raises her and kaito’s joined hands to wave at him excitedly.

“saguru-kun! come here and hold my hand too!” hakuba looks at kaito and shinichi with a brow raised and he immediately goes in between aoko and shinichi and kaito’s like, “hey! no holding my shinichi!!!”

“I much prefer holding kudou’s hand than yours, thank you very much,” hakuba says as shinichi chuckles. aoko playfully sulks and goes, “you prefer kudou-kun?” and kaito jumps in and goes, “OH MY GOD HAKUBA I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BETRAY AOKO LIKE THIS YOU MONSTER!!”

shinichi is still snickering when hakuba decides to play their game and takes shinichi’s hand from aoko. “well, he does have nice hands.”

shinichi bursts into laughter when both kaito and aoko go bug-eyed.

#kaishin #hakuao #dcmk #detective conan #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #nakamori aoko #hakuba saguru #dc prattles #i actually was planning on drawing this #but i havent found the time nor energy #it's been on my drafts for a while but i needed to be happy about something on this shitty day and this silly little kaishin prattle #makes me laugh every time i read it lol i wanna share >< #ALSO YES ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE NOW HOLDING HANDS AND STANDING IN A CIRCLE LIKE DUMBASSES LMFAOOOOOO #yall know im a kaishin loyalist but polyshippers come get ur food LOL #Also also yes hakuba said NOT TODAY BITCHES ur not gonna troll me today lmaooooo #originally typed out aoko calling shinichi as 'shinichi-kun' cos i like it that way what about it.gif LOL but i realized kaishin #just started dating in this cos they still havent held hands so aoko & shinichi probably arent close enough to be on a first name basis yet #anyways i love aoko and shinichi interactions give me more #ALSO KAISHIN HANDHOLDING LETS GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[orcelito]

Salty bitch in me sooooo satisfied by the fact that I probably make more money than the person who made my life hell last year lmfaooooo

#speculation nation #chatting with a coworker about how they ended up seeing her by chance #and she Asked about me. she seemed so preoccupied with me Specifically it seems! #and she apparently mentioned how shed consider coming back here and im just loke #lmfaoooooo girl im in charge of the hiring now and there is no WAY id hire her back #even without the personal grievances. she just caused some Real problems. like hell id accept her back. #but also she was a total BITCH to me. like really fucking nasty. and yeah maybe im still holding a grudge about it! #im a chill person but when someone makes me cry that hard for that long TWICE #yeah fuckin right id hire you back. keep dreaming. #anyways ive just been hanging out at work and chatting Whoops hfkshfj #my shift ended an hour and a half ago. i really should be going home soon. #the good news is i should be able to secure the lease renewal for only $40 more than the original renewal offer #the bad news is they havent replied since sending that which means its not in writing yet #WHICH MEANS the showing is still on for tomorrow. ugh. #which means i need to clean. blegh. #i guess having the pressure to clean isnt the worst but i really dont wanna lmaooo #at least i do have tomorrow off. i can make it work... #but yea my anxiety is a lot more manageable now. tempered by the satisfaction of being better paid than an old enemy #IT'S KIND OF FUNNY to call her that but she kind of is. it was mostly 1 sided bc she took issue with Me #i was fine being friendly work acquaintances but noooo she had to go and make my life fucking hell for several months #the social atmosphere has changed man. im not letting a snake back in. #im a nice person but i am a Resentful person. if youve wronged me i am never fucking forgetting. #but yeah i make more money than her ❤️ yay ❤️