Family Wrath
( Implied SA, not actually SA, POV outsider misunderstandings )
Okay I want all the misunderstandings!
Misunderstandings galore my beloved!
Anyway!
For this intrusive thought that decided to hit me as I was minding my own business-
Danny is the baby that Stephanie gave into adoption when she was young.
Obvi trans Danny,
So after Stephanie realizes just who Danny is she investigates (You can't escape the Bat paranoia training)
But here are the misunderstandings: Ellie and Dante (de-aged)
" Oh my God guys I'm a grandmother! "
But wait there's more!
Danny is how old?! With kids, that are very much not newborns?
" So who's the dad? "
" Oh some fruit-loop named Vlad, he was obsessed with my mom when they went to college together but she wasn't interested at all & now he's obsessed with me. He really wanted the 'perfect' son but I told him to fuck off not that he cared about what I wanted. So yeah, sorry for rambling-are you okay you look a little pale, is the heat bothering you? "
Danny forgets that peoples first thoughts aren't " Oh yea clone! " Or timeline shenanigans
So what these concerned people heard was " Yea this adult man wanted my mom and when he saw that that wasn't an option he targeted me as a child "
Dante & Ellie are just enjoying the show intentionally creating more misunderstandings and havoc, they hope someone will finally go beat Vlad since they're now too small to beat him.
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Dante: " Momma practically died when I was born. "
Ellie: "Yea I almost killed him too! "
They're technically not lying just using what actually happened in a different context
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Alfred after hearing what's going on grabbing his shotgun: " I still have good aim."
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Jason/Stephanie: " A little murder is fine, as a treat "
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Just more and more misunderstandings happening around Danny with him being none the wiser.
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Feel free to add to my nonsense, I love it, it's fun to read what people come up with
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Just an (Intrusive) Idea
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V(ergil)&Griffon banter is precious to me because Griffon clearly had his personality form from Vergil's memory and yearning for his brother - witty, sarcastic smartass, yet undeniably supportive and a good ally.
Even if he's gotten 'the real thing' at the end of DMC5 it's obvious he would still miss Griffon, as Griffon clearly wasn't a carbon copy of Dante either (especially given Vergil's view of Dante), he is his own beast, and those two, while connected, are not mutually exclusive.
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Rereading visions of v and :cries:
It’s the fact that Vergil thinks Dante hates him and regrets being his brother and that even V is unsure if Dante still loves him or not. These two pages live rent free in my head and man I should reread the DMC3 manga since this randomly popped up on my twitter feed
You can really tell DMC is made by a Japanese company because eldest siblings responsibly be hurting and the whole ‘Vergil is responsible for the family’ thing…
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I know you've said that Red is like the one scene in the Simpsons where Homer says, "I'll kill for you Marge, please ask me to kill for you," so it got me thinking if Red actually said it aloud.
Red: I'd kill for you...Please ask me to kill for you
Vergil, flattered: If I wanted someone dead I'd do it myself
Vergil: I hate my brother, he's such a worthless brat.
Red: Where does he live? Or if you don't know the exact location, I can borrow some of your blood and divine his location that way. Since you're twins I should be able to track him down with enough blood and then we can go flay him alive if you want and keep his severed head as a prize.
Vergil, knowing fullwell she isn't joking but at the same time doesn't actually want his little brother dead but won't admit it: Uh, actually you mentioned dinner earlier why don't we go out for dinner together since it's getting late and talk about something else.
Red, a major foodie while thinking Vergil just wants to butcher Dante himself but is being coy: 👍
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Gene has very mild future sight because he hatched out in the open. He can’t predict as far in the future as a normal nightwing but he can still predict some things.
He watched Dante’s egg when it was incubating because he kept seeing him hatching prematurely and he was worried no one would be around if he did.
me when gene is protective over dante (i go insane every time)
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I mean you are with his brother so…
Yeeaahh yeah I know lol he’s still a bitch -Dante
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the best Vergil bit is still that one scene in DMC3, where we see him reach the site of his Ultimate Plan and he dramatically offers his blood, the Blood Of The Dark Knight Sparda, to a shrine with a completely serious look on his face, certain he's going to get what he was after...and then a little gameplay while later we cut back to him pacing back and forth with a honest to goodness huff and you can hear him clenching his teeth and his sword so fucking tightly when he shouts out "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!?" like a teenager banging the top of his computer, and then you hear him and see him take a deep breath to calm himself down because for fuck's sake he's the cool twin damn it.
It's a bit funny yeah but its a good reminder that Vergil is a nineteen year old kid. Way over his head, way over confident, and really pissed off that he has to deal with his annoying brother today more then he planned on. "Calm and collected" yeah, sure, so long as 100% of everything is going his way, the second one singular thing goes wrong Vergil is so very very clearly Dante's brother and its a bit of an eye opener to see our so called Cool Rival be just as impatient as the smarmy dude we've spent this whole time playing as.
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