#literal genius

[moons-non-secret-lover]

listened to hozier's apple music interview yesterday, and he said something like "imagining a man 20 years from now, who had all this noise in his head and didn't find a way to exercise it, that's a really sad picture", and when he quoted an irish poet "the only madness is loneliness, the voice that goes unheard" oh my god.

#hozier #unreal unearth #literal genius #art #artist #just listen to the whole interview the man is so insightful #his mind #i'm blown away

[yourlocalmonsterboy]

I CAN EMAIL MYSELF

Hello me

#literal genius #im so cool #this is real this is me

[sunflowershark]

“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

#cubey’s bg3posting #before I do anything stupid I eliminate all workplace hazards and it’s genius. works every time. #I cleared the ruins in like under an hour because i knew that Dame O’sha The Compliant would favour the far safer locked basement entrance #literally foolproof #cubey’s words #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 honour mode #bg3 tav

[hamletthedane]

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

#queen #Brian May #just a rock and roll god and also an astrophysicist #it’s like Deacon casually inventing the technology for all modern bass stereos bc he was an electrical engineer #a side gig of being a genius #along with their friends ‘learned opera at 5yo and literally SAW music’ and ‘chaos tornado with a promising career in dentistry’ #Music #shut up e #these are twitter thoughts but twitter is dead so now I subject you all to them

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[lilislegacy]

honestly the sneakiest and most impressive thing percy’s ever done is convince an entire fandom that he’s dumb

#guys if percy was actually dumb he would have died a long time ago #annabeth comes up with very logical solutions but percy comes up with super creative solutions #boy is secretly genius #if i was in literally any of the situations he’s been in i would have died SO fast #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus

[satoriberry]

noticed a really fun detail. when hobie says "i'm not a role model", we get two photos of him and one of them is him flipping the bird at the camera and it's censored by a bird stamp. but what's funnier is that the stamp is upside down, cause y'know, he's flipping the bird. this movie just gets better and better ngl

#berry.rambles <3 #i love this so much you people don't understand #literally genius #i love him and this movie so much i can't describe it to you people #honestly #hobie brown #hobart brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse

[bishy437]

inuyasha-esque AU where moshang travel back & forth between worlds bc im stupid like that 🥴

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #if u copy my tags pls prev me thanks 🙏 —op #college professor!sqh stumbling across ancient magic and getting transported into mbj's world IDK something like that #im obsessed with mbj being obsessed with the glorious aircon #and also him wearing the oppai hoodie #lbh would actually be perfect for this tho bc hes literally a half demon sskkssk #fck it after this i’m gonna draw mbj lbh and nmj in the oppai hoodie im a genius #mine #mxtx

[aesthetic-bbyg]

“STOP TRYING TO FUCK THAT CLOWN”

WELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME🙄🙄

#buggy one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #one piece #buggy smut #buggy the genius jester #buggy is my man #fine ass clown #why is this mf so fine???? #he’s literally a clown #with a fat nose #lowk love big noses tho🤭 #MY MAN #smash #clown #buggy babbles #buggy x reader #one piece live action #one piece show

[eggsdrawings]

the shared crush crisis

#izuocha #tododeku #mha #bnha #todoizuocha #izch #tddk #i just think these two should be the best of friends ever. and im a genius bc of that. #midoriya is smart he just doesnt think anyone would actually crush on him okay #which is funny bc he pulls literally everyone in this series pretty much #also bkg 100% helped uraraka and Todoroki make those chocolates bc he thought their first attempts were TERRIBLE #hes wingmaning them behind the scenes and denying it #eggsdrawings

[neithrain]

daily reminder that dorian pavus is not only so skilled with magic that he helped create time travel with his mentor, but can also easily keep up with a literal elven god on the subject

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #da inquisition #dorian pavus #dragon age dorian #my man does NOT get the credit he deserves #hes a literal genius #i love him sm

[dearparrishh]

maggie stiefvater said that at first when she wrote adam, everyone hated him so awfully much that they were begging her to kill him off, and doxxing her…that is literally unfathomable to me because i actually have never loved a character quite like i love adam parrish

#adam parrish #i literally adore him but not a normal amount #maggie stiefvater is a genius #if you hate him you have no taste #trc #pynch

[thymelessink]

Tony Stark pictures radiating baby boy energy

#i love this man #a man with doe eyes like this will always be a baby boy to me #rdj being a rich genius and literal baby at the same time #tony stark #robert downey jr #iron man

[pareris]

I have not seen anyone talking about these. GUYS. THEY HAVE VOXSICLES.

And can we please talk about how smart their whole marketing and PR strategy is? From the whole "trust us" thing that Vox was doing in episode 2 and the buzzword jibber jabber that Vox does to the reporters and now this.

You're not going to feel threatened by the faces on your popsicles. They are adorable.

Val and Velvette look especially harmless and I think that's one of the ways they trap souls into their control. Vox is exploitative without a doubt but as of episode 4, it doesn't seem he works closely with staff (he's mostly working administratively, being the frontman for the Vees, doing ads, etc things you can do on your own). On the other hand, Valentino and Velvette have to work with other sinners (Valentino needs sex workers and Velvette needs models). In that case, it makes total sense to have those two look cutesy and benign.

#denizens of hell can literally lick the Vees faces #i need to know whos idea this was bc its genius and i love it #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #a stitch in crime #columbo you're remarkable. you're a genius. you're gorgeous. you're a demon. you're a doll. i want to kiss you on your curly little head #youve got it all. except proof!!!! :P lolol #stop being mean to him. he's already dead #this might be columbo's lowest moment in the entire show aside from when he's literally pranked in ''columbo cries wolf'' #he has absolutely nothing. he's completely owned #which is why i have this part memorized. lol

[yasmeensh]

Little Skyward Sword doodle dump. very little

#loz #Skyward Sword #skyward sword hd #Just got din's flame... #groose helped me seal the darkness once again #he's literally a genius why did we treat him dirty