#like yes cant a girl just wear tshirts and stuff

[deliveryboysomewhatequaltoheaven]

I dont think i will ever get over how they did Pigsy and DBK in the sets

#lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk pigsy #zhu da chu #lmk demon bull king #pigsy looks so odd but at least hes a fig #also i prefer bigfig sandy than minifig sandy why did they do that #also im glad they made the changes to Meis look for the cartoon #like yes cant a girl just wear tshirts and stuff #sexy fashionista mei is a fanon pet peeve of mine but we are getting off topic

[elonmuskfansgossipblog]

elon fucks you in tesla gigafactory.

so you and elon just went out for dinner , he decided to take you to see the gigafactory at night because you dont have no one to interrupt you. ''elon i think its amazing here'' he smiles and looks at you '' thanks but i think my girlfriend is more hot''you look at him and say'' you are pretty hot too mister musk'''' babygirl you know that when you call me that it turns me on'''' maybe i am tryng to turn you on''

'' elon all of this is turning me on'' '' what is turning you on'',''all of this i mean the factory , the way you drove till here'''' wait do you love when i drive'''' yes i mean your arms look so hot and your face so serious and concentrated'' '' elon sometime we should fuck while the autopilot is on'' '' you know its dangerous but well i love wild stuff''

''where is your office'' '' second floor why'' '' because maybe i wanted to fuck you in there '' '' y\n we literally have the entire factory for us and you wanna fuck me in the office '' '' where do you wanna fuck elon '' '' why dont right here on the logo on the floor, even becaue i dont know if i can resit till we go to the office'', he put a hand on your face and start to kiss you violently,he start to take off your tshirt , you sit on the florr while he unbottons his shirt ,'' have you any idea of how hot you are elon '' '' why dont you dimonstrate me how sexy i am '''' came here'' he is now on the floor with you. he kiss you again before he unzipp your mini skirt revealing the lingerie he gifted you for his birthday,'' wow you are wearing the lingerie i gave you for my birthday''' yes the last time i wore this lingerie was at your birthday and i rember it was a great night'' '' yeah it was you were the better gift i reciviedeven if i bought it and gifted to you'' ''i hope it still look good on me '' ''y\n it looks magnificent on you baby , you look like a goddess '' you smile and try to unzip his pants but he made you stay under him while he kisses you and take off your bra , he look at your tits and say'' they look amazing too'' and start to lick your nipple and then he bite them and you moan ''oh elon this is so good'''' babe its only the beginning'' he plays with your nipples and spit on them and then he kisses your neck ,'' elon please i need more'' he stand up and say'' come here and unzip my pants'' you are on your knee while he is standing up waiting for you, you unzip his pants and reval his massive thick dick, you know what he want you to do so you start to lick the precumhe has on the tip ad he moan '' babe dont tease me'' he says in a serious way'' why'''' y\n i dont think yourember who is the alpha in yhis relationship, so now before i spank you say sorry sir and use your cute mouth to let me cum understand'''' yes i am so sorry sir'''' good girl now do it''you love when he calls you good girl so you take his dick and start to suck it , he takes some hair and start to fuck your mouth he looks like an animal while doing it and he just moan and say '' you look so sexy in this monet cryng and soffoctinf for my dick you are my whore you know that right i can use all of your holes for my plesure and you cant say anything about it '' ''' my pretty sexy toy '' '' oh you are soo mhh good '' you hear that he is gonna cum soon''fuck i am going to cum and you are going to swallow it right'' you understand whiel he suffocate you with his dick''i am so fcunking near thanks to your moth baby fuck oh '' he cum in your mouth and you swallow it and now you can finally breath .''he come on the floor with you and he kiss you '' what baby are you already exausted just because you sucked my dick'' '' just sucked elon you soffcoated me ''

'' what do you wanna say that you didnt like it '''i liked it and i like when you treat me like a whore '' '' yeah i know your panties are so soaked '' he take some finger there and caressing you and then he rip your panties '' elon '' '' what i paid for this panties and i have the right to destroy them '' he kiss your clit while licking your pussy you start moan pretty loud '' oh my god'' '' right baby tell me who is your god'' '' you elon please oh'' '' right i am your god ''you moan and you could just cum for this , he licks you another bit and say '' dont cum till i say you '' you moan and you know this is going to be a torture , he stop tolick and without any warn his dick is into you and you moan '' oh elon i that is ... '' ''what do you need to prepare for my dick , i love the way you everytime struggle to take my dick '' '' you feel so amazing y\n''''oh elon its so amazing i ..'' '' are you near'' ''' yes sir'' '' bumer because i didnt say you you could cum so wait till i say so'' '' yes daddy'' he thrsut more and more he moan he looks so violent right now, you moan '' elon please lt me cum '' '' you dont wanna wait daddy to cum '' ''please '' '' i am near baby '' you feel elon breath on your neck while he starts to kiss you '' i love you soo much '' '' i love you too elon '' '' you can cum now'' after he say that your release is near like his a few more thrust and he cum into you .he takes you to his office on the sofa and start to see if everything is okay '' my love are you okay '' '' yes i am good '' '' great do you need some water or something to eat i think i have like some bars in my desk'' '' no i am okay thank you '' '' well its the minimum i was too rough'' '' no elon you were amzing really trsut me now just stop thinking and come here and cuddle me okay '' '' yes i am coming '' he lay ont he couch with you on his chest and hejs admire how beautiful you are '' elon stop looking at me creepy guy'' '' what i was just staring at the most beautiful person on earth '' '' thank you'' ,and you blush ,''y\n seriously i treated you like a whore and we did sex on the floor and you blush for a compliment , you are so adorable'' ''thank you elon can i ask you a favor'' '' sure baby'' '' do youhave like a sweatshirt in the office like the tesla one , i came here with a tshirt and i think outside is freezin now'' '' sure wait i go to take it i think i have some '' he returns with this package with some sweatshirt '' here swaethearth i dont know if we have your size i mean maybe they are too big '' ''no its okay really i take this'' you start to wear your clothes plus the sweatshirt and you watch him getting dressed , he looks at you '' wow my girl looks amzing with this tesla swaeatshirt '' '' thank you even if i dont think this fit me so swell but its my fault cause i wore a tshirt'' '' no honey it s my fault cause i dint wore any jacket so i oculd have give to you '' '' its okay elon now can we go home '' '' yes sure '' you start walking when elon picks you up '' elon your back '' '' i dont care of my back when i can pick you up i really exausted you with sex so i am going to take the risk'' ''you are so romantic '' ''yes but just for my girlfriend'' 'he takes you to the car '' you kno what i was thinking tonight at dinner '' ''what '' '' it would be so cute if you one day became mrs musk'' you look at him with a wtf espression '' oh my go baby i scared you i mean its okay if you dont want to marry me'' '' no elon i was just surprised yes of course one day i wantto be your wife '',elon looks at you and say '' really , like for real'' ''yes elon '' '' you just made me the happiest you know '' you smile and you close yuor eyes in 10 minutes elon wakes you up''baby we are arrived at home'' ''i fall asleep sorry'' '' its okay '' elon picks you up again and you arrive at the bedroom you wear your pijamas and take off the make up and say '' elon '' '' yes i heard what you said while i was almost sleeping '' '' this is so embaressing i thougt you wear sleeping '' '' elon for that future propose you said its a yes ''

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[shiggyscumrag]

How the MHA boys react to their chubby s/o wearing their clothes<3

I also plan on making a demon slayer and haikyuu version so look out for that hoessss

Midoriya Izuku

Dude he would flip, but like in a positive way-

He would get so flustered and immediately start muttering on and on about how pretty you look and try to poorly hide his embarrassment

He would find it really cute, plus he wears slightly bigger sized shirts so it wouldnt fit to tight on you

And even if it did he would find it absolutely adorable

You wearing one of his shirts that literally say "shirt" and a pair of his sweats to go along with it and it would be one of his new favorite things

He would ask if he could take a picture to save as his new homescreen deadass

He just cant get over how adorbale you look so of course hes gonna get all flustered and lovey dovey

10/10 would cuddle you for the rest of the night and not let you leave. Sleepover timeeeee

"What are you wearing?" He said as he stumbled across you in one of his shirts and sweats. You were bored and uncomfy in your jeans and tshirt so you decided it was a good idea to steal some of your boyfriends clothes to get more comfortable. Of course he was a little smaller in size then you but it would still work.

"I got uncomfortable and I thought you wouldn't mind if I borrowed some clothes to change into. I can change if you want-"

"No no no, you're okay! I mean I like you in my clothes, and I'm glad they make you comfortable! I just didnt know what you were doing and I was a little confused at first but you look really cute so I really don't mind at all, I swear! I was just a little startled-" you were interrupted by Izuku's rambling. He always did this when he was nervous. All you could really do is chuckle, and have your cheeks blush slightly at the compliments while getting comfy on his bed.

Bakugou Katsuki

Bakugou thought it was a dumb idea at first, like he just didnt get it

Though after your persistent meddling he gave in and gave you one of his shirts

After you put it on and showed him he got all flustered and very horny

He felt weirdly proud about it, it was like a way of marking you as his and he liked that

And omg when you stole and wore a pair of his boxers, he fucking malfunctioned. Heres how the scenario would go in my head-

"Welcome back Katsuki!" You said cheerfully from further inside his dorm.

"Ah, what are you doing here shitty woman! I'm tired and want to go to bed-" he stopped mid sentence when he saw you laying on his bed in his boxers and his classic skull tshirt. He didnt realize how horny he had been but now the bulge in his pants was very prominent and uncomfortably tight.

"See something you like katsu?" You teased. You knew he had been stressed from interning lately and I mean so have you, so why not kill two birds with one stone?

"Hell yeah I do." He said crossing the room fast and finding your lips. A heated makeout session started, you had sat up and placed your hands on his chest starting to undo his tie and unbutton his uniform shirt. He pulled away and smirked grabbing you by the chin making you look at him.

"You're such a naughty girl." He pulled his pants and boxers down in one swift motion, hissing when the cool air hit his cock. "Now get to sucking slut." You smirked and went down to lick his slit, some pre hitting your taste buds making you mewl. You began to bob your head at a steady pace. He groaned as his head fell back, a hand falling behind your head guiding your movements.

"Such a good little slut for me. Got any panties under here?" He said snapping the elastic of his boxers, leaving a delicious sting on your hip. You hummed causing another groan to rip through his throat. He pulled you off his cock with a pop.

"Is that a yes or a no sweet cheeks?" He said dragging his thumb against your drool soaked lips

"No sir, I dont have any panties on." You say, eyes half lidded and full of lust.

"Good answer-" He started as he pinned you down on the bed and left a chaste kiss on your lips. "Cause I was gonna take em' off anyways."

Kirishima Eijiro

When you first ask if you could borrow a shirt and pants to wear to sleep in his dorm he gladly excepted

He found it to be quote on quote "the manliest thing ever"

He would feel bad that his clothes are tight on you so he buys a couple over sized ones and wears them to get them to smell like him and next time you come to trade out hoodies he gives you those in hopes it'll make you feel more comfy

He would def also steal your clothes

He would love to wear your hoodies around the dorm and flex about having them

He loves that you feel comfortable enough to wear his clothes and to also let him wear yours

It's a trust and comfort thing that he finds the most adorbale

It makes him feel so happy, you make him so happy<3

You heard a knock on your door. You got up from your bed and made your way to the door as whoever it was continued to knock. You opened it up to see a red head with sharp teeth grinning widely at you.

"Hey kiri!" You said wrapping your arms around his neck as you leaned forward to place a kiss on his cheek. He wrapped one arm around your waist and chuckled at your kiss.

"I came by to swap hoodies again! Yours stopped smelling like you." He said with a pout on his lips.

"Ah its okay baby, I'll give you another one!" You said with a smile.

Todoroki Shouto

Shouto would be confused on why exactly you would want to wear his clothes when you have your own that are perfectly fine

But he would still find it oddly comforting and very cute

He didn't really know that was a thing that couples do, you know trading clothes

So you would steal his hoodies and you would give him yours to sleep in

Dude he would get so happy

He would put your hoodie on for the first time alone in his dorm after you dropped it off and gave him a kiss goodnight

So he puts it on and just feels so comfy and at home in a sense. He just feels so calm and at peace with the world

Plus when he realizes it smells like you he goes wild

Would sleep in it every night and every morning he would fold it neatly and place it on his pillow so that when he gets home after a long day of class and interning with his dad he can wear it straight out his shower and smell your scent and be able to go to sleep peacefully that night

He can only hope his hoodies make you feel the same way yours do to him

"I can have this?" He says holding out the hoodie of yours you just gave him to be able to wear, a stoic expression still painted on his face.

"Well yeah! I thought since you let me have yours that you could have mine!" You said with a smile. Shoto couldn't help the heat that started to flush his face. He never knew that this is what couples do. He just knew they cuddled, kissed, held hands, and went on dates. He didn't know you could exchange clothing as a form of affection, but when you asked to have one of his hoodies he did love the idea of you wearing them. Shoto liked it even more when he saw you around the dorm in them.

"Thank you y/n. I appreciate it greatly." He spoke.

"Of course roni!" You said leaning in and pecking his lips "Goodnight, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!" You said skipping towards the girls dorms.

"Goodnight. Sleep well." He said softly. You smiled and waved goodbye. Once you rounded the corner and he could no longer see you he entered his room now staring at the hoodie once again.

He pushed the hoodie over his head and put his arms through. He adjusted the material until he was comfortable. He looked in the mirror and stated to go red. He was wearing your hoodie. He started to get this euphoric feeling of relief. A sense of home is what he felt while wearing it. He tucked himself into bed and laid his head on his pillow when he got a sudden whiff of your scent. It smelled like you too. He felt even more comfy now. He went to sleep peacefully that night. It felt like he was going to sleep in your arms. It was amazing. He now wears it every night and when it doesnt smell like you anymore he asks for you to wear it to make it smell like you again. You have definitely created a monster-

Mezo Shoji

Shoji is a pretty big fella and because of his quirk his clothes are kinda unique

BUT his pants and boxers are normal and can fit you fairly well

I feel like he would also get over sized clothes to lounge in so he feels less restricted so that's a bonus for you

So now you steal his pants all the time when your too lazy to go to your dorm and change or if you haven't done laundry and your out of comfy clothes

Plus you steal his boxers to basically substitute them as spandex shorts

I feel like he wouldnt know that he would like seeing you in his clothes until he did and he would get really happy.

And he finds it incredibly sexy when you wear his boxers, like damn you finna get WRECK-

You have once again stolen one of Shojis pair of boxers to wear as spandex, cause their just so comfy! Your boyfriend was currently downstairs in the kitchen getting you guys snacks for your movie night in his dorm.

You had gotten one his boxers and hid your panties in your pants and folded them nicely over on the nightstand. He came in with his hands full of popcorn, candy, and drinks. Not the healthiest but for sure yummy!

"Here let me help bubs!" You say getting out from under the blanket and standing to help grab stuff from his hands. He stared down at your lower stomach, hips, and thighs seeing them covered in the print of one his boxers. He was used to you stealing his pants and boxers but their was something different this time. Something in him snapped. "You okay Shoji?" You asked placing your hands on his chest after already setting the drinks and candy down. Popcorn still in one hand he took the other and stroked your cheek.

"I'm okay love. I see you stole my boxers again." One of his arms finding its place to settle on your hip.

"Oh yeah I did. I didn't feel like running back all the way to my dorm just to change." You spoke "Is that okay?" You asked, a silent plead in your eyes for it to be okay with him.

"Yeah it's okay." He said bending down and nuzzling his cheek against yours. You hummed in contentment before speaking.

"I'll get the movie ready!" You said running over to his laptop on his desk across the room. Shoji saw your pants folded neatly on his night stand where he was gonna set the popcorn and drinks so they were easier to reach. He set down the popcorn on the bed and picked up your pants accidentally unfolding them and causing your panties to fall on the floor at his feet. A flush crossed Shojis face, a scorching heat firing through his body. This is the straw that broke the camel's back.

You couldn't figure out what movie you wanted to watch. You just scrolled and scrolled and scrolled through Netflix's recommended page finding absolutely nothing. Next thing you knew you felt Shojis hands wrap around you waist and his face right next to your ear.

"Shoji what are you-"

"No panties huh?" He interrupted.

That's all you needed to hear to know you were gonna have a long night filled with hours of unwatched watched movies and a bunch of screens saying "Are you still watching?"

Hanta Sero

He would praise the ever loving dog snot out of your bro

Dude he would praise you left and right, up and down, side to side which is basically the same thing as left to right but we wont talk about it

He absolutely loves it

He never knew he needed this until now and he is never going back

He loves how you look in his clothes so he would for sure start getting slightly oversized stuff so it will fit you more comfortably so you dont have an excuse not to wear his clothes

Even though he would be perfectly content if you only wore them in his dorm, he just wants you in his clothes now 24/7

He would also steal your clothes<3 and he would always say he likes how they smell like you AHHHHHHH

"Come on, do a little twirl for me!" Sero teased as he spun his finger around in a circle.

"Sero!" You said, you could feel your face growing hotter by the second. He loved when you got all hit and bothered by his praise so he always teases you.

"You just look so damn good~" he said as he snaked his arms around your waist. He leaned in making you eager and lean in as well. Just as your about to kiss he pulls away.

"Sero stop teasing!" You whisper shout, a bit of whine in your voice.

That's when he leaned down fully and gave you a kiss on your lips. You depended the kiss and started a full on make out session. His hands trailed down to your ass grabbing it firmly cause a gasp from you. He took that as a chance to slip his tongue in. After a couple minutes you both pulled away for air, slightly panting and a string of salvia connecting your lips.

"You look really cute in my clothes but I think they'd look cutest on the floor-"

#mha bakugou #bnha bakugou #bnha kirishima #mha kirishima #mha sero #bnha sero #mha shoji #bnha shoji #mha midoriya #bnha midoriya #mha todoroki #bnha todoroki #shoji smut #shoji imagine #shoto todoroki #shoji mezo #midoriya izuku #izuku fluff #izuku imagine #midoriya fluff #sero fluff #sero hanta #sero imagine

[apothe-scary]

LEVI GOLDSTEIN THE VAMPIRE, FACTS MASTERPOST

Any time i have new facts ill add them here!!!

Levis physical facts

Levi is two thousand years and some change old!

He ages EXTREMELY slowly. Though bitten at age 19, he now looks 21-23 years of age at this point in his life.

Levi is six feet tall

As cute as levi is, he makes the most HORRIFIC facial expressions sometimes. Eyes a little too wide, smile too big, showing too many teeth and too much gum. Creepy smiles Bug eyed looks and wrinkled noses. He doesnt mean too, but he forgets what he looks like sometimes.

Levi is blind in one eye if you haven’t noticed! He lost it in a fight! A sword fight!

Has a really fucking weird accent i wont even attempt to write but will try to at least describe

Personal facts about levi

No one believes hes a real vampire

Loves bloody steak

Loves animals

Loves kids

Loves all things occult

Levis is old, very very old, he’s two-thousand and some change. So he can bypass some of the things younger vampires cant. He can daywalk for a few hours without protection BUT all day with protection ie: sun hat or umbrella. He can turn into mist and bats and a wolf creature. He can have his head cut off and still live. He can regenerate limbs. But things that still get him are the laws of hospitality. He must be invited, he must treat his guests with respect and feed them, water them, ya know treat them well.

Pouts when he cant go outside to look at the pretty flowers because he forgot/got it stollen his hat/umbrella.

Levi LOVES dogs! He gets one any chance he has and has an extensive record of every dog hes ever owned. When levi and svetza go out, levi is the buffer for dogs. Dogs seem to dislike svetza on some level she can not fathom. (Or some dogs at least) Dogs however flock to levi in droves and become instant babies in his presence.

Levi sleeps in a large four poster coffin bed. Its a queen sized bed shaped like a coffin with four posters, heavy light blocking curtains, and its very cozy!

Levi has family. Lots and lots of family. Hes kept a record of his entire family. He knows everyone and sends them letters and gifts on hollidays. Everyone in the family knows about levi but not exactly who and what he is and what hes about. Hes just that one really weirdly supportive uncle /cousin that shows up to familyreunions. Like the family isnt even sure how they are related but they know they are. He keeps track of marriages and births and deaths. Anytime anyone if the family needs to know their genealogy they ask weird cousin/uncle levi. Only a few memebers of the family know what he is really. Others know but dont believe. Some suspect and the others joke about it. Levis home (an old castle) is filled with family photos and such. It just fills me with joy to imagine that instead of mourning the fact that everyone you love dies while you live on as a vampire, he just sees it as an opportunity to keep track of his family and history! He even takes in family memebers when they need a place to stay. So its not uncommon for him to have random members of his super extended family living with him.

Garlic also isnt a deterrent. Garlic is just...stinky. Really really stinky. But he likes the stinky.

hes always cool to the touch so he LOVES warm stuff. Hand warmers, sunny days, warm rocks, warm people, hot drinks or foods.

But his favorite days are sunless because then he can go out without a hat and umbrella!

Levi is extra about his fashion! He wears all sorts of fashion, the man is two thousand years old and has CHOICES! Levi really loves the grungy garage punk and jock with crop top n booty shorts looks. At home he wears booty shorts and crop tops to lounge in. Sleeps in a night shirt thats really just an oversized tshirt dress he got at a thrift shop. He will wear a dress. He gives zero fucks.

Levi loves kitchy vampire shit! Novels, Movies, games, costume, Decorations, ect! He ADORES THEM! He thinks its fun and creative and likes all the lore people come up with! They even get facts right sometimes!

Levi is a dinosaur. Hes only just now gotten used to using a dial phone. Let alone a cellphone. Help him. He still uses a rotary phone for gods sake

Levi owns several properties he rents out to people. Its where he makes most of his money.

Levis birth certificate year has to be refreshed every thirty years to stay current. But all the other facts stay the same. Parents, where he was born etc. He knows people who can make him new proper legal documents so he can fly under the radar.

Levis Religious facts

Holy items dont work on him at all! Especially crosses because “Oh yes, a jewish man hung on a torture device would be PLEASED to see them used to symbolize peace and love. And then bless it as a holy item.” Like get real, its a torture device, a symbol of death and malicious intent and not a holy symbol. (To him)

He doesn’t consider himself evil or unholy. So that has some impact on why the items don’t work.

The boy sports a star of david all the time because...jewish.

He also reads his torah and other holy books like a good boy.

Levis professional medical facts

He drinks peoples blood to find out what ails them! Then perscribes them the proper medicine!

being a medical professional he convinces people to donate blood! He uses half of them for his patients.

Levi is able to smell girls on their periods but politely says NOTHING

Levi runs several small medical clinics/apothecary shops where he hires local medical practitioners as employees. (They deal with all the new fangled fancy equipment)

Levis personal medical facts

Levi is two thousand years and some change old!

Also as he is a medical professional he knows hes being rediculous but he doesn’t care. Levi takes iron pills because of his iron deficiency from his vampirism. But he hates taking the horse pills so he Makes bloodshakes with red fruits or veggies to hide the fact hes drinking blood and everyone just assumes its red for the ✨ aesthetic ✨

Direct sunlight after a few hours gives him a WICKED sunburn

Blood transfusions work as well. He actually keeps half of all blood transfusions for himself!

Levi is blind in one eye! He lost it in a sword-fight! Why it hasn’t regenerated is beyond him.

Levi au facts

Ouran highschool Host club

Ok but levi being in the host club would be kinda perfect for him. Hes a goofy, sweet, caring, drama loving, tall (six feet is tallish) pretty, twink boy. Hed fit right in.

People refer to levi as the vampire prince. He isnt sure why but it seems to make them happy so he just lets it be.

Loves occult stuff

Loves kids

Levi is on iron pills for his iron deficiency. But Levi refusing to take his iron pills because they are HORSE PILLS (aka huge af) He hates taking the horse pills so his friend crush them up and put them in his bloodshakes, blood pudding and sausage for him to eat/drink.

His friends know damn well he can swallow his pills (though he insists he can not) because they have seen him jokingly deep throat bananas and swallow hotdogs whole. But they just roll with it and crush them into his food and drink.

Levi Makes bloodshakes with red fruits or veggies to hide the fact hes drinking blood and everyone just assumes its red for the ✨ aesthetic ✨

Blood transfusions are also be a thing he does in rare extreme cases

Levi is a dinosaur. Despite only being 19. Hes only just now gotten used to using a dial phone. Let alone a cellphone. Help him. He still uses a rotary phone for gods sake

Levi sleeps in a large four poster coffin bed. Its a queen sized bed shaped like a coffin with four posters, heavy light blocking curtains, and its very cozy!

Levi lives with family friends who live in a castle!

Loves bloody steaks

Also cant be in direct sunlight for long due to also having sun sickness, so he wears a big hat and carries an umbrella all the time.

Pouts when he cant go outside to look at the pretty flowers because he forgot/got it stollen his hat/umbrella.

No one believes hes a real vampire

#levi facts #vampire oc #levi goldstein #THIS IS NOT ABOUT LEVI FROM SNK #THIS IS ABOUT MY JEWISH VAMPIRE OC #long post #Facts masterpost #levi facts masterpost #masterpost

[meetmeinthematinee]

I’m No Stupid Cupid

It’s a special Galentines / Palentines / Valentines day fic that I wrote for @thesadvampire -- but also you! Yes you! All of you!

Ted Theodore Logan x Reader FLUFF 

No warnings

“He’s such a meathead -- I bet he’s totally gonna forget it’s valentines day.” Your best frenemy said as you walked along the halls of San Dimas High in between classes.

“That’s so mean Stacey. Don’t talk about him like that.” 

“Whatever, you know he’s, like. Totally clueless.”

“Ok, well, not everyone has to be a brain genius. God. He’s so sweet to me, and like. Hot. So. Very. Hot. Keep it up and I won’t invite you to the party next weekend.” You sneared. Sometimes you didn’t know why you stayed friends. She could be so nasty. 

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“Whoa, Ted! She’s going to like, flip out with how romantic you are dude.” 

Ted shrugged and looked uncertainly at Bill from his spot on the floor of the garage. 

“You think so Bill? I dunno, I mean. I want to do the perfect thing for my girl.” He said as he scratched his head.

“Ted! Like, she’s gonna TOTALLY be psyched. Like, dude. Come on.” Bill said as he playfully punched Ted in the arm.

Ted nodded. “Yeah. YEAH! You’re right dude. I’m just like, spoiling my girl with some epically bodacious romancing. Like, she was like, ‘hey, Ted, it’s like totally fine if we just like, don’t DO Valentines’ but like. I’m not that smart, but also Bill, I’m not that dumb, dude.” 

“Haha! Like, totally bro. You’re no stupid cupid, dude.” Bill said with a laugh.

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Your parents were out of town on a Valentines day trip of their own so when Ted turned up on your doorstep that night, his arms jammed with stuff -- including a pizza box you were super stoked.

“Oh my god TEDDDDDD like, what is all of this?!?” You gasped as you pulled him into the house. 

You watched in complete shock as he knelt in front of you and grasped the pizza box. 

“You are my most treasured, most bodacious, princess and like, it would mean everything in the world to me if you’d be my valentine, babe.” 

Your jaw was on the floor.

“OMG OF COURSE I WILLLLLLLLLL!” You squealed loudly. “Like, I didn’t expect like, ANY of this.”

“Open the box, babe.” He wiggled the pizza box in his hands and shook his hair out of his eyes. 

You smiled and carefully opened the box, peeking inside.”

“Do you like it?” He asked quietly.

“BAAAAAAABE. Awe, you got me a heart shaped pizza?!?!!?”

“Yeah! Cause like, I love you, and I know you love pizza. So like, it’s perfect.”

“I love you too Ted. Even more than pizza!” You squealed and leaned in to kiss him. So gently and tenderly. 

“Whoooaaaaaa.” He whispered with a dazed look on his face as you pulled away.

Your smile faltered and he looked so worried as soon as he saw your smile disappear.

“Baby, what’s the matter? You like, look so sad right now.”

“Ted…..I. I like, didn’t get you anything.” You said as your eyes started to fill with tears. 

“You got me you. You’re my Valentine. That’s what I wanted for Valentines day.” 

“Oh!” You said quietly as the smile reappeared on your face. “Let’s eat this pizza before it gets cold!” You took the pizza from Ted and he almost tripped getting up. You both giggled as you made your way to the kitchen to get some plates and some drinks.

“You wanna watch a movie? Or like, a few movies? My parents are away all weekend. So like, you can stay over if you want.” You said shyly as you pulled a few slices of pizza out of the box.

“Um, woah. Yeah---I guess I could, like, tell my Dad I'm staying at Bill’s. But um. Like, I um.” Ted stammered nervously.

“Why are you so nervous about staying--OHHHH--omg Ted, like. I didn’t mean. I um. I’m like not ready for that either. But like, I just meant we could like sleep, sleep. Like, a sleepover sleep. Not ummm.” You buried your embarrassed face in your hands. 

Ted walked over and gently tugged them away and kissed your cheek.

“Like, don’t even worry about it. You’re the most excellent girlfriend and like, I will totally sleep sleep with you -- and like uhhh. Whoa, um, you know like the other thing when we’re like. Ready ready. Yeah?” He asked cupping your face in his hand. 

“Let’s eat our pizza and watch a gnarly slasher flick, yeah?”

“Yeah!” You yelled as he tried to air guitar with one hand and his pizza in the other.

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You were full of pizza and pop and cozied up on the couch together, enjoying the terror and mayhem of Friday the 13th. “I like totally forgot I got dessert too!” Ted scrambled out from underneath you---you were basically laying on him cause even though you liked scary movies they, well, scared you----and ran off. He came back with a couple of what looked like roses. “I got these chocolates just for you, princess.” He said as he dropped back onto the couch beside you. 

You started to gently unwrap yours, taking your time but Ted tore into it with his teeth. 

“Uh, babe.” He said, his words muffled by whatever was in his mouth. You turned and looked at him and burst out laughing. The colour of his face matched the bright red lace thong dangling from his teeth. You gently tugged them out of his mouth. “I don’t think these are chocolate roses babe.” You said as you pulled a black lace thong out of your rose with wide eyes.

“I like, I really thought they were chocolates, honestly.” You burst out laughing and so did he. “Princess, please don’t tell Bill about this. Please, he’ll like, make fun of me for ALL TIME.” You laughed even harder. “Ok, I promise, but like, Teddie baby, I can’t promise I also won’t laugh about this forever.” 

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Later that night when you’d both stayed up late enough that you were almost asleep on the couch you finally decided to go to bed. You changed into your cute heart print PJs while Ted was in the washroom. He came back wearing his boxers and socks with his clothes in his hands. “Oh, I have a tshirt for you if you want to wear one to sleep in.” He smiled sleepily at you as it took it and put it on. “Do you like, have any side you prefer?” You asked quietly. He shook his head. “As long as it’s beside you I’ll be happy.” He said before he crawled into bed next to you and wrapped his arm around you. “Thanks for the best Valentines day ever Ted. I love you.” You whispered. “I love you too, Valentine.” He whispered back before he kissed your cheek sweetly and you both drifted off to sleep.

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[dumbdancemomssideblog]

S1E1: The Competition Begins

okie dokie first ever episode of dance moms rewatch starts now :0 i actually remember watching this the very first time it aired on lifetime because i was channel surfing and saw a commercial for it earlier that day. that was the summer between 8th and 9th grade. ah memories... i didnt know what to expect because i did dance when i was a kid but not on a competition team and it was mostly ballet so i was pretty unfamiliar with this whole world. 

anyway lets begin. this is probably gonna be a longer post than what i’ll end up writing for the other episodes in season 1 bc the first episode introduces so much info, just a heads up

Act 1: (aside: yes its insufferable to divide this into “acts” when its really just like “segments separated by commercial breaks” but thats how they’re called in actual tv scripts so im just going with that cuz i cant think of a better/easier way uwu)

god this is so fucking early 2010s lmao

i miss these days where they were just talented nobodies from pittsburgh on a low budget reality tv show that nobody even knew would be successful. and the bad hair and makeup but idk if that was also just a 2011 thing lol

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES GREEN SCREEN INTROS IM DYING

the chalkboard !!!! they werent doing the pyramid on the mirror yet 

(apparently abby never did anything similar to the pyramid thing but the producers made her and it became a whole Thing on the show and thats why the moms were like wtf is this bullshit the first week)

mackenzie looks like a toddler. chloe is so tiny. theyre the 2 who changed the most physically over the course of the show

i remember watching this for the first time being used to ballet lyrical and jazz but never having done or really seen acro/gymnastics in dance choreo and being SO flabbergasted. i was thinking “a chin stand is not dancing what the actual hell” and yknow what? i was right

melissa: “my boyfriend knows how much i spend on dance because he signs the checks...............hermehhemrherrmehermh” (the most awkward laugh omg)

maddie is wearing a fucking bumpit in her hair i cannot

melissa deadass just said out loud “im here for my daughter im not here to make friends” ok everybody mark that one off on your catty women’s reality tv show bingo card!

camera man accidentally getting in the shot filming right in front of the huge wall-mirror.... what is this, amateur hour? i’ll let it slide since its the first day of filming rehearsal but step it up, boys

aw i forgot about maddie getting sick and crying :/ poor kid

melissa saying “i cant stand a chid that’s sick” sounds so edited like the intonation made it seem to me like they just cut her off mid-sentence i love lifetime

oh this was still when they were wearing normal stuff to class/rehearsal like black leotards bc they werent getting sent a trillion crazy 2-piece dancewear outfits for free yet bc they werent famous, man those were the days

Act 2:

[obligatory b-roll footage of downtown pittsburgh] 

the maddie chloe paige trio !!!! this is making me feel so nostalgic

“knees together, paige. you’re bow-legged, you need to fix that”

“you’re tall, you’re skinny, you’re a beautiful girl, you can do better than this. FOCUS” shes like 10 abby what the hell

“people think im tough and i guess i am but i would rather be the one to make your kid cry in the privacy of my studio than at an open-call audition in front of hundreds of people”

okay unpopular opinion alert: i agree with a lot of what abby says about stuff like this but her delivery is flawed, to but it euphemistically, that being said i think the production team of the show and the fame inflating her ego changed all of this somewhere over the course of the second season and its really sad to see :/ i can expand on that thought later tho

aw paige crying bc abby correcting her (but not saying anything personal or out of line, just technique corrections (at based on what we were shown, we dont know everything she said oop)) shes a sensitive kid she never should have been put on this show :( 

paige looks exactly like her mom i didnt realize that before

nia and holly were done so dirty throughout the whole series in terms of the narrative the producers set up about nia being the weakest link :/ 

Act 3:

cathy’s entire involvement in the show from the very beginning was so painfully obviously scripted (or at least heavily staged) 

vivi was also done dirty by the show’s narrative and she was only 6 and they presented her as like the butt of the joke bc her mom’s “character” was crazy and also she wasnt good at dance. i wonder how she feels about the show now that shes a teenager hmm. she really seemed not to give a fuck about dance for better or for worse when she was a kid tho so maybe she doesnt care ?

in what universe would an owner of another competitive dance studio bring her own kid to another studio more than an hour’s drive away, AND be under the impression that she could compete with them in a week, especially when they showed the kids’ and moms’ shocked reaction at the start of the episode to having to learn a dance in a week and compete it? like really what is the point of cathy and vivi being a part of this show im so ????

Act 4: 

THE MINISTER DAWN OUTBURST HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS

this fight is about 50% of what got them a full season 1 and then things took off from there tbh. the other 50% was the electricity dance but thats a point for next episode..... :)

“you’re a minister act like one” “YOU’RE RIGHT I AM A MINISTER! LET’S PLAY THE BIBLE GAME ABBY, WHEN JESUS SAW THINGS THAT WERE WRONG HE WENT AFTER THEM, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS TO MY KID” ma’am i think the wrongs jesus addressed were of slightly more importance than a preteen being told she cant take a dance class if shes violating the studio’s dress code

this is so good bc it wasnt staged afaik and there are regular students all throughout the building just STARING at them like lmao what even is going on, so im pretty sure this is real???

regardless, yeah dont wear socks and a tshirt to an acrobatics class, thats common fucking sense

another cameraman-in-mirror sighting, but its hard to think about angles when filming spontaneous drama like this, so i wont count it against them

“you called me fat” (i remember that being in the episode but thats not on the episode available through lifetime on demand that im watching from my moms tv hmmmmmm) “i told you to close and tuck in your two-piece costume, theres a big difference. HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT YOU CAN’T REMEMBER TO TURN YOUR FEET OUT” uh scream

she really called the police on this woman i cannot handle this. can you imagine being a police officer responding to this call? 

“we have a parent thats out of control. pardon? no shes doesnt have weapons, just her mouth” iconic

im sorry im still not over the hair and makeup. the flat hair with the side bangs. the black pencil eyeliner applied all the way around the eye. why did any of us think this was a look :( why did we do this :(

Act 5:

they went all the way to phoenix to compete 3 numbers, only 2 of which are shown in the episode.

i think this is the only time they ever went to west coast dance explosion because its an actual competition and they wouldnt allow filming after this lol i think they did go to wcde one weekend in addition to a competition where they were filming but it wasnt shown or mentioned at all

abby not wanting brooke and paige to have a french manicure on stage if theyre the only ones in the group with the french tips is perfectly valid idk why it was framed as some crazy micromanaging shit

i also am really not a fan of the whole “high functioning alcoholic wine mom/crazy stage mom” schtick they were pushing for the first few episodes of this show

in retrospect i feel like so many of the quips in this episode were intentionally fucking crazy just to get the audience engaged enough to want to watch more episodes...

“see those girls down there, those girls with the legs? thats who you’re up against, so step it up”

abby warning them that its dangerous for their little party hats to slip when they’re doing aerials and pirouettes and stuff: “what if you were at radio city music hall and they had the ice rink out and you were doing a side aerial and fell 13 stories down and died, huh?” fantastic point abby thank you for saying that to 5 girls ages 8-12 less than 5 minutes before they went on stage. perfect time for a teaching moment like that :)

i forgot how bad the camera work was in the first few episodes for footage of their performances. like they really didnt think the show’s audience would actually want to watch the kids dance, the producers and editors thought we just wanted to see stage mothers yelling at each other lol

also the mic feed over the music of abby talking to herself giving them corrections while watching them dance on stage.... im so glad they quit doing that. i dont remember them doing it like that for any other episode, i hope im right

this choreo is very basic and its a cute dance i guess but its very cringe in some places and for the first episode this is such a forgettable group routine

their scandalized reaction to placing third and the sad piano music is so funny honestly

and maddies reaction in the interview which was almost definitely fed to her by the producers where shes like “i win all the time i dont really know what its like to LOSE i always win or get runner up” so many of maddies lines from season 1 interviews sound so fake and she was probably too naive to know they were getting her to say that stuff so they could paint her as a conceited brat (she was EIGHT)

the trio costume was so ugly im sorry (is it supposed to be like a 50s pinup bathing suit?) (and the headband thing looks so bad) and also the music is bad but they had no real authority over that bc of copyright stuff

chloe’s headpiece coming forward and the ensuing drama was another moment in the episode that really solidified public interest in the show imho.... 

“YOU’RE IN THE BAR HAVING A DRINK AND YOUR KID’S HEADPIECE IS FALLING OFF” “it did not FALL OFF it CAME FORWARD it was FINE!!!”

“mistakes happen, we’re human.” “YOU are. mistakes like that dont happen to me”

and then the “next time on dance moms” with the WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE electricity dance, of course. genuinely that was really smart of the producers in terms of structuring things to generate intrigue lol. and obviously it ended up working....

#dance moms #s1e1 #season 1

[taeyongbestboi]

Okay, so i just took a nap and had the most fanfic / wattpad dream EVER like idek anymore.

It goes like this

I was on a music show concert and one of the artist in the line up was nct dream (we young era OMG THEY’RE SO TINY) and i decided to buy a more expensive seating section, while my friends bought the cheaper one (it was 50 thousand rupiah and mine costed 75 thousand rupiah). It was kinda like “Spotify on Stage” or something, so they’re cheap.

Anyway, idk why but i decided to bring my dog with me and he’s just running all over the place and i noticed that the venue itself wasn’t really crowded (idk why either) and my dog accidentally went to the venue (that time the gate wasn’t even opened) and i took a peek inside and it wasn’t that big. It has 2 levels and apparently, my ticket was idk what happened but i should be on the main section (1st floor) but ended up being on the 2nd level on the LEFT WING jeez. So all of my friends went in first, they all got to the 2nd floor, leaving me and my dog behind and i patiently waited for my section’s gate to be opened.

And so, it finally open. There wasn’t anyone going to my section and i was going in alone (?) pretty weird huh. And so i sat down, kinda near the railing or a wall (the railing or wall is on my right) and who knows where my dog went but he just wasn’t with me anymore (its a dream, relax)

AND SUDDENLY

CHRISTOPHER FREAKING BANG WAS SITTING BESIDES ME.

I’m laughing rn

So he sat down. Lemme describe his physical appearance and look in DETAILS.

He’s wearing a black tshirt (duh, his usual), his hair’s blonde (MY UTMOST FAV), and he’s wearing silver jewelries like a bracelet and also skz’s necklace. He’s so pale jeeeeeeez omg and doesn’t wear that much makeup lol. You know guys, i can LITERALLY feel that he’s besides me. Creepy right omg what kind of dream

And, he’s gorgeous. Guys, he’s so gorgeous :”) i feel like crying right now

AND THEN WE TALK. WE TALKED LMAO

Okay, so i can only remember some, so it goes like this

“Whoa, aren’t you Bang Chan from Skz?”

“Yeah that’s me” and he laughed

AND THIS DREAM WAS SO MADE SENse like HE’S AUSTRALIAN AND HE SPEAKS ENGLISH AND PLEASE IMAGINE

“Wow, what are you doing here?”

“Idk, just seeing a concert, being like a normal people”

Up to this point, only two things went weird. 1st is that i have no idea where my dog went, 2nd idek which country i’m in rn. How is bangchan here watching the same show with me?

After that i just went “ahhh” while nodding and i actually told him that i want to this section alone cos apparently my friends r on another section so i’m thankful that he sits besides me.

And he got closer, talk into my ear (cos the concert’s starting) and said “you’re most welcome”

AND HE ALSO THANKED ME FOR TREATING HIM LIKE A NORMAL GUY AND NOT AS A CELEBRITY

And i did the same :/ i lean in and said “anytime”

AND

AMDISNJZSIUAKKZISB I CANT

THIS PART MAKES ME GO BOOOOOM BOOOOOOM

i’m writing this with the biggest and dumbest smile on my face dang

He said that he got kinda shy after i spoke right into his ear like that (cos we’re too close)

AND I LITERALLY WENT “NOOOO DON’T SAY THAT” and blushed hard damn boy

AND HE’S ALL CUTE AND GIDDY WHILE SAYING THAT???? U KNOW WHEN HE’S GIDDY? A giant fluff ball indeed.

Okay, so then we ended up enjoying the concert together like we’re homies. We laughed, we cheered (i cheered for the dreamies tho lol) and our shoulders would often met and we’ll laugh about it omg it was heavenly

At one point i realised that it was just a dream and i have the audacity to think “well, even if it’s just a dream, make it last” WOW I’M SO COOL LMAO

And the show ends and i forgot whether it’s before the show or after the show but Chan actually asked me out. LIKE HAHAHAHHAHA HE ASKED ME OUT YAS GURL U HEARD ME RIGHT

He said, “why don’t we hang out a little?”

And i was like :0 “o-okay...”

Well i mean, i wouldn’t mind tho??? ITS CHRISTOPHER FREAKING BANG

AHHHHHH AND AND AND I ALSO TOLD HIM (at one point on our convo before the show starts) that i actually like him and that he’s one of my bias in skz and he was like “oh, really??” And i was like “bruh, i watched your show on Januari 2019 in Jakarta!!” And we laughed (again) and he seemed happy to know that i’m a stay

Back to the topic where he asked me out and i said yes and we exchanged our contacts i forgot it was our numbers or sns? Idk i don’t remember.

ONE DAY, he really picked me up y’all. I cant anymore

So apparently, we’re in my country, in my city, basically my territory. And in this dream, i wasn’t super rich, my family was actually struggling to live. And i live in this tall but old building, alongside my neighbours who were as poor as us. We live in flats, yes, that’s the word. And the building we’re living in is actually my church building irl so it felt super real.

The one who picked me up was actually his driver. I have to pick Chan somewhere in the city. After that we decided to grab some meal and we start throwing each other silly questions

Me: “well, what’s your fav food?”

Him: “rice.” WHILE SMIRKING LIKE ????

Me: “bruh, we’re asian!! We eat rice!” I laughed

And he laughed

Akxjdndkdisnkzjdbaksj naui simjang

Me: “okay, what is your fav food OTHER than rice?”

And after that i cant remember anything anymore (about the convo :))

I also can’t remember where we had lunch, this 2nd half of my dream is just us inside his car

Then we talked about a lot of things. I remember telling him a lot about my story (i just cant remember the exact things i told him, nothing really absurd though just my interests n stuffs), and he would too, and just like that back and forth. The ambience was nice, and relaxing. That time i really felt time has stopped because irl i need to deal with quite a lot if things (that include my thesis, the struggle to keep on going as my parent’s business wasn’t in the prettiest shape due to covid-19, and other stuffs). And the fact that i really need someone to talk to atm makes the dream 1000000000000% better.

So, it was the time for us to finally call it a day. And i know by heart that after all of this end, i wouldn’t be able to meet him again. How could i? I have experienced a full day hang out with the precious Christopher Bang, i couldn’t ask for more right? It was more than enough for me and i’ll continue to be his ordinary fan. On our way back to where i live, we kinda became quite. As if none of us wanted it to end.

And

Omg i said the word ‘and’ like a thousand times now

Okay so

Listen

It was 15 minutes away from where i live, so our meeting would soon come to an end.

And he suddenly pulled out some kind of a recorder or a music player idk it has a can-like-shape, and start playing a track.

It was an unreleased track. About a girl who make his heart goes warm, someone who supports him for who he is.

I nearly cried writing this guys

And he asked me to listen to it

And i did

And i was like “chan, this is beautiful”

And U KNOW THE FEELING

OF AN INEVITABLE GOODBYE

THAT ANGSTY FEELING

INSIDE YOUR GUT

I FEEL THAT

*cries*

The song is beautiful. The lyrics, the melody, everything’s perfect.

I managed to listen to it twice, but i cant remember how it sounds like. But it was BEAUTIFUL. Trust me on this.

And i just remembered, THE SONG IS IN FREAKIN KOREAN. I cant speak korean :”) but i understands EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. Dreams r cool

And he got all giddy again with his goofy smile, and somehow my brain process it to:

‘Chan wrote that song a long time ago, probably. Well, definitely before we met. He’s now showcasing it to me and the lyrics clicked and maybe i’m the girl in the lyrics’

I don’t wanna make it sound like it’s all about me (even tho it’s my dream :”)) so i asked him

“This song is about stays, right?”

And he answered

“Well, you’re a stay right? So, yes.”

OKAY :”””””””

I feel like he felt that our meeting was destined, even though we’ll never gonna see each other again after this, we know that both of us are grateful for this meeting.

Omg i really hope that i’ll dream like that again tonight

OH SIS I’M NOT DONE YET.

So, we arrived at my place. He parked the car and i was still listening to the song and when it came to its end, IDK WHY but (please forgive me for this idek what i’m doing) and i somehow REACHED FOR HIS ABS? TRAILED IT ALL THE WAY UP WITH MY RIGHT PALM (Jesus, forgive me), and then we

Kissed.

Yes. Just like that.

And the next thing that i remember is that he accompany me until i’m outside my flat, and people on my neighbourhood wondered who’s the guy (cos he looked rich and handsome) LMAO

And then i wake up.

This is one of the few dreams that i remember that has a nice ending. The nap ends when the dream ends. It was sooooooo satisfying!

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Okay thank you for listening to my unimportant story :”) i do hope one day you’ll get a sweet sweet dream of your bias just like me. Have a good day, y’all!

#skz #stray kids #dream #fanfic #nap #stay #bangchan #woojin #lee know #changbin #felix #han #jisung #hyunjin #seungmin #i.n #in #jeongin #alskndaukshdn #i love my life #jyp

[rogertaylorislifestories]

Hey Brother

After Brian comes from a tour after his illness you write him a song after years of hiding away, you meet Roger. But your Brian's sister that no one knows about...

"Brian May! Back early from tour after suffering an illness!" Was one of the many headlines in the paper. You sigh as you grab some more stuff from the shelf. "Hi Miss? can i get you autograph?" a little kid said as you knelt down. "What's your name?" you said as you looked at him. "Jimi!" he said as you sighned his shirt. "There you go kid." you said as you stood up. "What is someone like you doing here?" he said as you looked at him. "Can I have an aoutograph? I love Green Day!" Someone yelled as everyone looked at you. "Sure." you said as you put a smile on your face sighning everyones shirts and photos.

"Brian are you ok?" Roger asked as he walked into the hospital room where he was laying. "Yeah mate." he said as Roger looked to the present that was sitting on the seat next to his bed. "what is this?" Roger asked as Brian looked up. "It's a gift, but i dont know who from." Brian said weakly as he sat up.

Meanwhile you were in the airport with your Friend Billie. "So are we going to go to london, see your brother and come back in time for tour? Christ your crazy." Billie said as you touched his Blue hair. "Yes! but i dont think he will remember me." You said as you looked over to where Tre, and Mike were fighting over snacks. "Hey it wont be that bad." Billie said as you looked at the plane. "You just dont know, man i have had terrible experiances with planes." you said as you started walking. "Hey! come on." you said as you took your seat waiting for your dreaful flight.

Once you landed you saw that it was snowing. You saw that Billie was wearing his tshirt and pants, He is going to freeze. Tre is wearing a jacket and some shorts, legs are going to freeze. And Mike is just wearing a singlet and shorts for fucks sake.

You walked out of the airport and you took your glasses off. "wow not as cold as i thought. Come on." you said as you saw the boys freeze. (Imagine the scene from cool runnings when they land in Canada) "Come on dicks! let's go!" you said as you walked over to a cab. You see the boys run over to you as they get in as well. You told the driver to drive you to the hotel you were staying at before you would go to see your brother. When you walked into the hotel it reminded you of that time that you got into that fight with one of Brian's Friends.

flashback

You remember he had blonde hair and you were around 16 and Brian was 15. You walked up to him as you saw that he was Drunk and a blonde  had his hands on his Jacket. "You fucking mad? hitting on my girl mate?" Brian said as he pushed to blonde. You walked over there as you pushed The blonde. "Y/n! no don't Roger isn't worth it!" Brian said but he got held back by his Friends. "You think you can hit on my brother's friend? what was your name Roger?" you said as you walked over to him. "Well yeah, she didnt want him anyway." He said as you looked at Brian who you saw a tear slip out of his eye.

"Fuck you." you said as you landed a punch on his face as it sent his flying to the floor. The person got up quickly and pounced on you punching you in the face. You back away as you land some more to his mouth as you see a cop car pull up. "Shit not again." you said as you looked at them. The blonde standing next to his friends holding the cut on his face. "Stand still! get your ass on the ground now!" The officer yelled as you knelt on the floor. First time Brian seeing you get arrested. "Get your hands behind your back and interlock your fingers!" the officer yelled as he walked up to you. "Man! what the fuck did i do?" you said as you looked at him. He walked over and handcuffed you.

"Get up." he said as he  pulled you to the car. "This shit aint over!" you yelled as you got thrown into the car. You got into the station and you had to go to court. You got around five months for assault. You sat in your cell as you see them dragging another person down the corridor. You look out from where you are sitting on the floor to see a person with blue hair getting pulled back to where you were sitting. You saw your cell door open as he was thrown in here. "What are you in here for?" you said as you looked at him. "Drink driving, i think or getting into a fight i dont know." he said as he looked at you. "what about you?" he said as you looked at him. "Protecting my brother. sucker punched some guy and got thrown in here four five months." you said as you looked at him. "Wow." he said as you laughed.

"Never go into the shower at the end, and never use too much toilet paper becasue it blocks the toilet." you said as the person known as Billie looks up at you. "What do you do for a living?" he said as you looked up. "Playing guitar, was in a band, they kicked me out found someone new and i got drunk too many nights." you said as you saw an officer walk up to your area. "Y/n phone call." he said as you walked over to where the booth was. You sat down to see your mother. "Hi mum." you said softly seeing Billie getting dragged in next to you. "How could you do this? getting arrested again? your a descrace to the family." she said as you just laughed.

"What is so funny?" she said as you looked up at her. "what are you going to do? m' 16, you legalaly cant kick me out until m' 18." you said as you looked at her. "Well too bad! i hope you live a happy life in prison, all your stuff is moved in with your aunt, go get it when you move out of this place, and i never want to see your face again." she said as you looked at Billie. "Fine." you said as you slammed the phone down. You walked out as you placed your hands on the door and hit it. "I want out." you said as they opened the door.

"You see Tre? they are letting me out! in about a week, 5 months doesnt seem like a long time when you guys are here." yous said as you were getting ready for bed. "Can't wait." Billie said as the colour was fading from his hair. "You need to get that re died." you said as you touched it. "Yeah i will once we get outta here." he said as you laughed.

Surley one week rocked around as you were realeased. You started a band with Billie, and Tre and Mike. You picked up your stuff and when you tried looking for Brian, your parents moved out of your old house. You sat on the curve as you looked up to the sky. "Y/n we will find him, it will just take time." Billie said as you looked up. "time, the time i dont have." you siad as you stood up.

Flashback over

You walked into the hospital as you saw people looking at you. "Look! it's Green Day!" They all yelled as you nodded as they bombarded you. "Y/n! can i have your autograph!" They yelled as you went to the front desk. "I would like to visit Brian May." You said as the reseptionist looked  up at you. "what relation?" she asked you as you looked down a bit. "Sister." you said as you she nodded and gave you the room number. You grabbed the boys as you walked into the elevator. "Why the fuck do they have a bloody elivator when they only have like 3 floors?" Tre said as you looked at him. "Becasue it is a fucking hospital Tre, why the fuck to you think?" you said as you rolled your eyes and stepped out. You walked down the corridor to the 39th room and you pushed it open. You saw Three people surrounding the bed looking at you as you roll your eyes and walk in.

"He doesn't want any more medication!" a raspy voice yelled from the bed as you said. "Do i look like a fucking doctor to you?" you said as Billie coughed trying to hide a laugh. "What the fuck to you want then smart ass?" he said as he got up. "I dont want you to blow your fuze love, m' only  here to see him." you said as you pointed at Brian. "You remember me don't you?" you asked as he looked at you. "nope." Brian said as you sighed. you grabbed the guitar next to his bed to still see that your name as carven into it with all your stickers. "Dont touch that! it's his-" A shorter man said as you looked at him cutting him off. "Sister's? yeah i know." you said as you sat on the bed. "Maybe this will jog your memory.

~Hey brother! There's an endless road to rediscover~

~Hey sister! Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker~

~Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you~

~There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do~

You sang as you looked at him. A tear falling from his eye as he remebmbers who you really are.

~Hey brother! Do you still believe in one another?~

~Hey sister! Do you still believe in love? I wonder~

~Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you~

~There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do~

You sang as you looked at him and Billie Sat down next to you. You laughed as you continued.

~What if I'm far from home?~

~Oh brother, I will hear you call~

~What if I lose it all?~

~Oh sister, I will help you out~

~Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you~

~There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do~

you looked at Brian as you held his hand. "DO you remember me? brimi? my baby brother? the person that i kicked that blondes arse for? do you remember me?" you said as he looked at you. "yes. Y/n! i missed you! where did you go?" he asked as you chuckled. "Well after mum kicked me out and I dropped out of school doin- you dont wanna know. I came looking for you, after being sucsessful becasue i didnt want to feel like i let you down. After what happened." you said as you looked at him.

"Wait so your her?" Someone siad as you loked at someone with black hair. "What do you mean?" You said as you looked at him. "Your the person who kicked Roger's ass when he was 15? after he tried to hit on Brian's girl?" he said as you sighed. "Yes, that is me! i got thrown in Jail becasue of it too." You said as you sat down. "Man! it was horrible! you know how many sleepless nights i had? but if it wern't for these people here i wouldn't be here." You said as you smiled at Brian.  "Roger! got something to say?" He said as the blonde looked up. "Wait, it was you!" you said as you stood up. "You got me thrown in there!" you said as he stood up. "Love i dont know what your talking about. "He said as you went at him. "You wasted 5 months of my bloody life and got me kicked out of my family! what the hell?" you said as he was on the floor. "I'll make it up to you!" he yelled as you stood up. "Yeah you will, you wasted 5 months of my life! I will waste five months of yours."

#roger taylor imagines

[eaglebones-falconhawk]

ok. heres a write up of my astro weekend. sorry it’s so long. 

...or at least everything i can remember. 

i guess i’ll go in order. 

thursday: 

thursday was in athens. i sat around my airbnb room for a bit and then finally decided to go check out a shop around 2 pm. well apparently that fuckin shop was literally next door bc as soon as I turned around from loading up the parking meter, Birdstuff was there with the sound guy (his friend). I said hi and we talked for a bit, then I went into the store. I got a cool sweater and a cute dress and the girl at the counter took my picture to put on their instagram.  I checked out a few more shops in the area before I went back. Also, Reel Big Fish were playing literally right up the road and I heard them rehearsing. 

I got to the venue right before the doors opened and ran into a guy from the fan facebook group. we talked for a bit and he said he flew in from new york for the show. super nice dude. I went in and no one checked if i had a ticket or id’ed me or anything. kinda weird. Anyway i just kinda sat there for a while while people came in. avona nova waved at me when she showed up, then coco said hi later while I was talking to someone. the other guy was like “you know that guy...i feel like i should know him!” I had to tell him who it was, I thought that was pretty funny. 

I also saw Birdstuff again before their set. He gave me a setlist but only if i promised not to look at it. I shoved it in my pocket and forgot about it til the next day. lol.  Their set was really good. They opened with one of my favorite songs, and played the MST3K theme song. They also played one new song. Coco grabbed my head during one of the intro samples. Birdstuff also fed a chunk of pizza to the guy next to me.  Oh shit, I almost forgot about Pylon. They played before astroman and were AMAZING. Also Vanessa (the singer) told me she liked my jacket when i picked up their new record from the merch table. I’m really really glad I got to see them.

After the set I stuck around to say hi and stuff. Me and my new buddy from the facebook group both talked to coco for a bit. I showed him my tattoo and he said he’d make sure i’d be on the guest list for the rest of the weekend buuut that never happened. I dont think he was lying or forgot but I never did get on that guest list :/. I gave him and everyone but star crunch some stickers. Avona Nova asked me about my shoes, and she was so into them. It was adorable! I love her.  That’s about it for thursday night.  Friday: 

The friday show was in atlanta. I went to check out the botanical gardens in athens before i left town. it was unsurpisingly not that great on the last day of november but i still enjoyed it. it was nice to go for a peaceful walk through nature and i still got to see some cool plants. I left and drove to atlanta and went to my favorite shop in little 5 points, then left because i didnt wanna deal with people or traffic anymore. (i still got stuck in traffic). I did get a cool MoAM magnet though. 

The show in atlanta was in the same place i saw them last year- except they expanded so the venue was about twice as big. i got there kinda early (they also opened the doors way later than advertised) so i sat with one of birdstuff’s friends/the sound guy for a while. hes a really nice guy and showed me pictures of his cats. he also introduced me to some other people that work at saturn.

the merch table was on the old stage and i fell a little bit and almost spilled my drink on star crunch who was unloading tshirts. he was like “oh...hi”. after the show he told me his dog died :/

 the first 2 opening bands were kinda weird but i had fun watching them. Arcwelder played and I really enjoyed seeing them. I think i’m gonna try and get some of their cds. I saw coco in the audience again and i think he waved at me but i cant remember if he said hi. my new buddy was kind of impressed that any of the band members did say hi though. lol.  i think avona nova musta said hi that night too bc at some point he was like “you’re like the astro-insider”. I thought it was hilarious. 

The set for this night was pretty great. they opened with With Automatic Shutoff again but it sounded way better. they also did a few improv songs, and played the mst3k song again, but it wasnt on the set list. Coco fell at some point during the set and kicked me in the face a little bit. I told him afterward and he felt really bad. He also knocked over one of the monitors when he fell, and i had to hold it up with 2 other guys to keep it from falling. I got to wear coco’s helmet for a minute but its heavy and smelly so i put it on someone else as soon as i could. also henry (the guy who put all the shows together as his birthday party) told me he was really glad i came. it was kinda weird but it was nice. kinda made me wanna cry though. 

After the show i stuck around for a bit. this time i did get to talk to the band a bit more. I asked star crunch how he was doing and he was like “i’ve had better weeks....my dog just died” UM. OKAY. he did seem really sad though. i feel bad for him. hes such a nice man. We talked for a bit and I gave him some of the stickers i made.  birdstuff knew i was going to drive from atlanta to birmingham for the next show so he offered to find me a place to stay as they all claimed “the drive back was really boring”. star crunch was like “you could stay with my parents, my dad could teach you how to line dance.” lmao. him and coco also told me about a time they apparently both interviewed and applied for the same job, with the idea that theyd both work the same position for like half the year and get twice the amount of work done, so they could tour the rest of the year. i had to tell him that basically the same thing happened in an episode of its always sunny in philadelphia. lmao. i talked with them all for a while before they started leaving and stuff. i mean i didnt have anything better to do. i said see ya later and got an uber home. my airbnb was cold as shit and i didnt sleep very well. 

saturday: 

the saturday show was at Saturn in Birmingham. and it was perfect. i slept as late as i could then just chilled in my airbnb (it was a converted airstream trailer- hella cool but kinda cold in late november/early december) until it was time to go. i packed all my shit but wasnt really sure if i wanted to stay in Bham because i figured i’d have to stay with a stranger or something. the drive from atlanta to birmingham really wasnt that bad, but i’m also not a 40 year old man. I got to bham way earlier than i expected so i went and tried to get something to eat. the sandwich i ordered was amazing but i just wasnt hungry. did i  mention i have appetite issues when i travel? because i barely ate anything all weekend. anyway i went to saturn and just sat around for a while til i met another person from the facebook group. which was nice, because i basically wasn’t alone at any of the shows. this guy was also super nice. avona nova came up and said hi and asked me about video games? i wasnt feeling good and i was really confused when she said that. it was still cool she said hi though. she’s so sweet. 

once again i wasnt on the setlist even though coco told me twice he’d make sure i was on there. i was kinda mad about it til he came up before their set and asked if i got in okay. (he also startled me when he did this because he came up from behind).  Arcwelder played again this show and they were really good again. Tar was also super good and the singer told me he liked all my space shit after the show. he was really nice. 

This show was played on the floor with a huge parachute as a backdrop. it looked awesome and made for a nice intimate setting. the band came through the audience instead of from the back and scared the hell out of me when they came up from behind me. 

This show was probably my favorite of the whole weekend. I think the set was a little longer but they also just sounded great. 

early on in the set star crunch’s microphone was like, electrified and it shocked him in the middle of a song. he put his guitar up to it to prove it and there was a bright spark. someone said “put a sock on it” so coco, being the fucking weird man he is took his shoe off and offered his sock to star crunch. but like its a sock and your mouth goes real close to the mic so he was like “no!!” coco just threw his fucking sock into the audience and played half the show with only one shoe on til the rest of the band made him put the other one on (with no sock). 

the theremin broke at some point during the set (it fell...but a cymbal also fell and broke the cord. who knows which truly broke it) so they almost didn’t play principles unknown, but birdstuff had the sound guy put a bunch of reverb on the mic and made coco do the fucking theremin noises with his mouth. and it was fucking incredible. he did it like, perfectly and TBH it was amazing to witness. i got it on video and i’m so glad i did. 

coco put the space helmet on me again during this show, and i tried to take a selfie with it but it didnt save :/. oh well. it got passed around the audience and everyone that got it seemed super happy. 

they played the mst3k song one more time this show, and birdstuff dedicated it to me :) he said something like “she drove all the way from fucking new zealand!” and this guy with a real heavy southern accent tapped my shoulder and was like “new zealand?” no...just iowa. lmao. it was so cool he did that, though. i’m really hoping someone recorded the whole show so i can go back and listen to it later. 

birdstuff did his regular drum kit sculpture but this time he stole a bunch of people’s belts (yes....he asked the audience for belts and then took them) and hung the snare drum from the ceiling. the second funniest part of the show was watching people try to find their belt from the pile. 

after the show i saw another guy in a jumpsuit so i went to tell him i liked it, just for solidarity i guess? turns out he went to high school with coco. weird! he was a super friendly guy and was kind of enthralled with my outfit. he took a picture with me and coco lol. 

I asked coco if i could take a picture with all 4 of them. i hadnt done it yet and i was like why not! its a special weekend!. he was like “yeah! if we can get everyone all together” which yeah, took a while. i also made sure i asked star crunch since he usually disappears first.

there were some teenage girls there who were trying to get the band’s autographs, and it was awesome. they were nice and i hope they had a good show. one of them told me she thought star crunch was cute. lmao. i kinda wish i’d gotten some autographs but i had such a good weekend, it doesn’t matter. 

i hung around until finally we got everyone in one room so we could take a picture. my bud for the night from the facebook group also got to take a picture with them. 

birdstuff asked again if i wanted to stay there, and i was like “sure!” mostly just so i could say i did it. man, it was an awesome place. they put in  some rooms and bunks above the venue so bands could sleep there. none of the bands that played that night stayed though, so i got the whole front room to myself. birdstuff showed me around and tried to get netflix on the tv to work but couldnt so he just showed me where the dvds were. i found a simpsons dvd and watched that. 

let me tell you- staying the night in saturn, watching the simpsons after an amazing MoAM show where they dedicated a song to me and then i got to hang out with them for a bit, that’s my idea of heaven. it was such a perfect night. i also took some pictures in the upstairs of saturn, partially because i wanted to be able to prove i was there, but also because the art and decorations were fucking awesome. such a good night. 

i did have to take a shower without a shower curtain though. birdstuff couldnt fix that. i didnt even care though. 

sunday:

the sunday show was in atlanta again, at a place called whirlyball. now what i didnt know about this place was that its not a fucking venue but basically an arcade. or well, more like, its this sport played on bumpercars with lacrosse sticks. theres 2 courts and a few games in the lobby, oh and theres a stage too. what a weird place. i was starting to feel sick by this day so i just sat on the couch for a while. avona nova sat on the couch next to me and we talked for a minute, and the others said hi when they saw me. 

i watched people play whirly ball for a bit, chilled while the first band played, then while the next band set up i went and found a bar chair in the lobby. one of the OTHER guys from the facebook fan group came and said hi and gave me an envelope with a ton of cool MoAM flyers in it. he also printed one of the pictures i took at the friday show and made me a custom record with that as the insert cover. it was fucking awesome but unexpected, i hadnt seen this guy all weekend even though he was at the other georgia shows. 

this was an all ages show so there were a few kids there. (including coco’s kid, she was adorable). pretty standard set again. i was feeling kinda crappy so this show felt weird to me, but it was still a lot of fun. at the end they pulled up a few kids to play bass and drums, and it was awesome. i found those kids after the show and gave em some stickers. they were so excited. 

i waited around after the show for a while again. avona nova told me she was gonna find the merch they brought so i could get some pins for my friends but mostly i didnt want to leave. she also asked if i wanted to take another picture with all 4 of them but star crunch and birdstuff were out of sight so i just took one with her, and then coco. shes so sweet. 

i met one more dude from the facebook group, this time a guy that came with his kid. they were both so excited to be there and it was adorable. he saw one of the pictures i had posted of a huge leaf i found at the georgia botanical gardens and showed me one he had taken earlier that day of his son with the same type of big fucking leaf (it was as big as him!). I gave them some stickers, and then they left. i think they had a bit of a drive. 

i hung around for a bit longer, talked to a few more people but there wasnt anything special really. some ladies really liked the jumpsuit i wore (lol). eventually i was ready to leave and birdstuff gave me a hug ( :)) ). he was worried about me driving back and offered to find me a hotel room. he also said to “make sure you stop at a rest stop if you start getting tired” which is exactly what my mom would say, lmao. it was sweet though. i said goodbye to him and daniel (the sound guy) and left. 

i got gas and then cried while i was driving because i had such a perfect weekend and i wasnt really ready for it to end. but like i was getting sick and ready to go home. anyway i drove home overnight (like 10 hours). 

anyway i had the most fun i’ll probably ever have for the rest of my life and it was worth the long fucking drive. my only regret is being too anxious to eat and not doing more shopping. 

thanks for reading this, if you did in fact do so. part of this was just to act as a journal if i want to go back and look at it later. 

sorry its so long. 

#MOAM #long post #h205o #astro weekend 18

[lokbobpop]

Dress

From Middle English dressen, from Old French dresser, drescer, drecier (“to erect, set up, arrange, dress”), from Medieval Latin *directiō, an assumed frequentative, from Latin directus (“straight, direct”), perfect passive participle of dīrigō (“straighten, direct”), from dis- (“asunder, in pieces, apart, in two

1 : the act of wearing : the state of being worn : use clothes for everyday wear. 2a : clothing or an article of clothing usually of a particular kind especially : clothing worn for a special occasion or popular during a specific period.

Dress dr ess d ress stress

Writing the word dress

Ive got a bit of a thing at the moment for dresses i want to wear them all the time ive bought about 3 or 4 a couple are two small i see i want to feel like when i wore a dress in my early teens on holiday in Portugal but my gut is pretty big and making all dresses look shit and thinking about it i think ive been on this dress thing fro a while as i bought a couple of dresses a while ago and dont need anymore for sure. Why do it? I think I like the feel of wearing one and im getting board of shorts.

Reading dress

To get dressed in the morning what to wear dont know what to wear wearing the same old clothes all the time because i cant fit into the other stuff its to tight were ive put on so much weight.

To get dressed up i used to love getting dressed up my ego loved and the sex appeal part of me did as i was potentially fishing for a man even if i had one it was all about bees round the hunny pot what could i attract something better everything was mostly tight and black as i saw this got me the most attention I remember dressing up for polo in my skirt and jacket big bow i thought i looked a million dollars and when i went clubbing i dressed up in tight black leggings high shoes tight white top yes i loved dressing up but i see i was doin git all for the wrong reasons my starting point was for another sex and not myself and myself expression i was lost in getting something attention.

Dressing up a kids i loved i had a box of dresses my mum had put in and wed dress up in them mostly knight ties theres a photo with them all on at a birthday of mine.

People’s dress some people dress immaculate all the time they put a lot of effort in how they look an dhow to be seen where i have not much time or care i do like buying clothes still but buy the wrong thing most of the time and then only ever wear shorts and tshirt stupid really.

Get dressed getting up in the morning and i never know what to put on as its all to small at the moment and then o seen to start my day pissed off because i cant find anything to wear yes it actually sets me up for a bad day.

Saying dress

Get dressed come on hurry up my mum saying it to me angry and myself saying it to the girls to hurry for school pissed off they still in bed and still haven’t got up.

Chris never dresses up always short jean an dtshirt but he does where a shirt every day so it must get boring.

How you judge someone by there dress how it give you an insight of what they are like i should feel how i feel more when i buy something as in a dress who am i portrayed here desire or a need for more than who i am.

Wearing the right dress for the occasion i seem to always underdress for an occasion and only sometimes over dress when i go out with girlfriends as i see i want to impress that my wardrobe does have more than what i normally wear shorts and tshirts

Sf

Does this definition support me no lots of ego in early years look at me dont i look wonderful dont you just fancy me the disappointment in the morning that lasts my day of the cloths choice i have as ive put so much weigth on i can fir into 90% of my clothes :( and then i s=feel gutted all day.

Dress d rest

Dress

To get dressed

A dress a long all in one piece.

I will use this word to see i am allowing myself to fall into when getting dressed in the morning as see and realize that its affecting my whole day not being about to wear so many of my clothes at the moment.

[feldintobed]

Finally ever after. part 1

11/2/2020

I am getting ready for Hunting season. Packing my cloths and gear for a long couple of weeks up north. I go thru my packing list. Bras, panties, long underwear, camouflage cloths, hats, boots gloves. Everything I could possibly need for a hunting trip in the woods. I make sure I put a vibrator in the bottom of my bag. The nights can get long . Grab a couple magazine's too. Make sure everything is off in the apartment. Its time to hit the road to some family land about an hour or 2 north. I turn the music up in my old pickup and back out of my parking spot at the apartments. I am jamming to my favorite 90s early 2000s music. Singing at the top of my lungs. Jamming and having a blast. Looking forward to seeing family. Cousins, aunts and uncles..Its such a fun time. There is always someone I hope to see. Cory. He grew up next door to me and we have been friends forever. FRIENDS WITH BENIFITS when we see eachother. He moved out of state a couple years ago to go work in the oil fields. He is hardly ever home and single. He has been my older brothers best friend since we were kids. So he has always been invited to go with us hunting.

I need to get gas, so i stop at my usual gas station and who is there? Uncle Donny and my cousins Casey and Jenna. We chit chat for a bit. Uncle Donny is the one that owns the property and have built a HUGE log home with many rooms and amenities in it, including a Sauna, Hot tub, an outdoor pool. Huge bath house especially for hunting weekends. He wont let me pay for my gas and give me a kiss on the cheek and said "see you soon sweetheart. "

I still ran in to grab a couple snacks for the rest of my trip and go pee. I also grabbed a box of rubbers, just in case Cory was gonna be there. I jump back in my truck and turn the key and the music is just blaring. I head back on the road and my mind starts to wander. I think about years past, the deer we have harvested. Then Cory. His sandy blond curly hair and thick neck from all the years of wrestling. His dusty blue eyes. Crooked smile.His rock hard abbs and his butt. He always wears those tight jeans and cowboy boots with his tshirts. We have hung out since we were kids. When we got to be in High School. He started coming over to see me, more than my brother Matt. We never officially dated but hung out alot. Watched movies and stuff. He was worse than Matt when it came to me dating other boys. He ran them off pretty quick. Shortly after i Graduated High school we hooked up regularly for a little while but never told anyone. We grew apart with time but have always enjoyed spending time together when he's around. He was on the wrestling team in college. So we would see eachother from time to time when his team wrestled my teams. He always made sure he stayed the weekend with me in my dorm. The last couple years those weekends were very hot and heavy. Thankfully roommates were never an issue, they knew when Cory was coming. I kept day dreaming about those times we had in my dorm room.

I hear my phone buzz. Its a text from Cory

" Cant wait to see ya. Wanna bunk together?"

My heart starts to race. I pull over so I can respond to his text. What do I say? How do i not sound to egar?

" Cant wait to see you too. Think we can pull it off again? " The last few years we have managed to find an excuse to room together. No one has any idea we actually hook up.

I see my turn up ahead. I am about 3 minutes away from the cabin. I can feel my pussy getting wet with excitement. The driveway is long and bumpy, my tits are bouncing all over the place. I pull into my normal parking area and am greeted by Kids, and dogs. I grab my gear and realize I am the last one there. No rooms left. Darn ;)

Uncle Donny shouts " how about you bunk with Cory again? you 2 seem to get along alright"

" Alright, what room this year?"

"He's in the room at the end of the hall upstairs on the right. " My heart skiped a beat thinking, do they know because that room is a suite. It has its own bathroom, shower and even its own little walk out deck. Usually saved for Aunts and Uncles.

I wanted to get settled in before scouting out the woods. I drag al my gear up to my room. Hoping Cory will be there since he didnt greet me when I pulled in. He must be out in the woods with Matt and the other guys. So i take the moment to unpack and get cleaned up.

I turn the shower on to warm up, and get undressed. As I am getting my hair wet, I hear the door to the room open. Is it Cory?

" Honey, dinner will be ready in 15 minutes" Aunt Lori said.

" Okay, ill be right down" I said back. I rub my pussy a little to feel how wet I am. I finish my shower quick and come out of the bathroom to get dressed. I grab an old college shirt and some Jeans. Get dressed and then I notice it. There is a single red rose on the bed with a note addressed to me.

I sit on the bed and open the card.

"Babe, I cant stop thinking about you. You have been the best thing in my life since we were kids. Moving away from you was the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I think about you often. Can we talk tonight after dinner? -c" I wonder if Aunt Lori saw this. I pick up the rose and smell it, they are my favorite flower.

I head downstairs and my brother Matt, Cory and the older boy cousins are all at the huge dining table eating. I get my food and sit across from Matt and Cory. Matt is asking me about work and my drive, and my truck. Cory adds to the convo by talking about work.

I feel a foot touch my leg and look at Matt and he is shoving food in his face like he hasnt eaten in a week. Cory has a small half smile on his face. I start to blush and keep eating. The foot continues to rub my leg for the rest of dinner.

Uncle Donny is already outside with a huge fire going. Aunt Lori and Kassie are doing dishes. I offer to help, but am quickly shooed out of the Kitchen. I head outside to see Uncle Donny has added a full Bar to his Patio area and head over to grab a beer. I say hello to the rest of the family and sit down on one of the benches by the fire. My hair is still wet from my shower so i am starting to get cold. Cory comes over with a blanket and wraps us both up in it. We both gaze into the fire. Talk about old times. After a while, the younger kids and their moms head in, to tuck them in for the night. The guys start talking about the plan for tomorrow, scouting out deer stands, cleaning brush and getting ready for opener.

I feel Corys warm hand on my leg. " Will you go for a walk with me?" to which i agreed. We both found an excuse to sneak away. I find him in our usual spot, under the biggest Oak tree on the land. This time was different. He grabbed me by the hand and we walked slowly down a freshly mowed trail. Towards the creek.

The stars were beautiful between the trees. We make small talk, catching up. I notice light in the distance by the creek. What is going on? is what i am thinking.

I stop and say. "Looks like someone else is out here already, we dont wanna get caught now."

"Babe, no one is out here, I promise." we continue walking hand in hand to the creek, where there are candles all over, hanging from trees, on the ground, on logs with a blanket in the middle with my favorite beer in it.

He guides me to sit down on the blanket so i do. Thinking this is just a sweet way to get some alone time without getting caught.

"Did you get my note?" he asked.

"Yeah, what on earth is going on?" as i give him a brotherly punch on the shoulder. I grab a beer and crack it open.

" I dont know if I can be just friends with you anymore, Jo. We are perfect for eachother. You have been my best friend since we were 5. I want to take our relationship more seriously. I want you to be my 1 and only girl. "

Cory and I have had alot of our Firsts together. First Kiss, First Date. We even lost our virginity to eachother my Junior year in Highschool after Homecoming.

" Cory, I dont know what to say. I have always loved you, you are my best friend too. What are you asking me?"

" I wanna marry ya some day Jo. You are the girl for me. No other girls has ever measured up to you. I want you, forever. " Cory leans in to Kiss me. I lean in to Kiss him back. I stop a second and say " yes Cory, I will be your one and only girl."

As we are kissing I find myself leaning back with Cory next to me. I feel his strong hand slide up my shirt in the back and unhook my bra. Our tongues are dancing with each other. I reach out and grab around him and squeeze his super sexy ass. He moves to kissing my neck. His hands moving to my breasts. Squeezing my D cup tits.

I move my hand to the front and feel the bulge in his pants, and squeeze. He groaned a little with pleasure. We take each others shirts off and my bare breasts are exposed and Nipples getting hard. " Jo, you are so beautiful." as he lightly touched my cheek and runs his hand down to my breasts and around my nipples. Rolling them between his thumb and fingers. We start to kiss passionately again. I roll Cory on his back and straddle him. I can see a silly grin on his face as he watches my tits bounce up and down as i am grinding on his crotch.

I slowly reach down and unbuckle his belt, and undo his tight Jeans. I take a moment to enjoy the view of his rock hard pecks and abbs, and rub my hands down his chest and stomach feeling every chiselled muscle. I slid my hand over his crotch area again pulling his pants down, and his fully erect cock pops out at me. I bounce with excitement. I quickly take my own jeans off and lay down next to him again. We kiss some more, touching eachothers bodys, getting to know them again. My hand finds his cock and I start to squeeze. Moving my hand up and down his hard shaft. His hand slides between my legs and plays with the lips of my pussy. I Grab his hand and direct it to THE spot. He grins and continues to rub my clit as i press in on him and stroke his very large dick.

We continue to make out and he lays me on my back and pushed my legs apart a little bit. Climbs on top of me. I can feel his cock near my pussy. He guides it in my wet pussy. We both feel it. We are connected again. Just like old times. We both start to thrust our hips, his cock is so big, it hurts a little, but the good pain. He moves it in and out, over and over. He leans down to kiss me. We passionately make love. I mange to get on top of him, to ride his cock like a cowgirl. I bounce up and down on his shaft. I can tell he is enjoying the show of my Tits bouncing and the feeling of my pussy sliding over his shaft. I go faster and harder. Cory is making the face. The one where he is about to blow his load.

I hop off and tell him to cum on my tits. So he finishes off with a HUGE load all over my breasts.

We take a moment to lay back and look at the stars.

" How did you pull off setting this up Cory?"

" Do you really wan a know babe?

"Yeah, I thought you and Matt were scouting out deer stands" Cory gets a big grin on his face.

"Matt helped me set it all up. He knows about us, and has for years. Your Aunt Lori does too. I asked her to set us up with the Suite we got and she is the one that put note and rose on the bed for me.

" Who else knows? I am so surprised Cory. This is so amazing. How are we gonna tell everyone?"

"Babe, they have all known for years that we liked eachother and suspected we hooked up occasionally. We sneak off together, we share a room, a deer stand even sometimes. We both have those I got laid faces too." We start to get stuff packed up and blow the candles out. Once we are packed up we walk back to the house. Hand in hand. Aunt Lori runs over and says " Well" Cory gives her a nod. She gives us both a huge hug.

My brother Matt comes over to pat Cory on the back. " You break my sisters heart, Ill kill ya man." They hug like old friends. We all sit around the fire until late in the night, drinking beer and having good laughs. Cory wraps me in the blanket again and says, " Babe, wheres your bra? you had one earlier."

I smiled and said "Ooh, I didnt even realize, its probably still by the creek." I thought, oh shit, we are so busted. But i guess it doesnt matter anymore. Cory is my man now. I give him a kiss on the cheek and say goodnight to everyone and head in for the night. Tomorrow is going to be a busy day getting everything set up for opener.

I go in the house and Lori stops me, and asked for details. I told her that we are officially together now. " Good, check your nightstand sweetie"

I head upstairs and brush my hair and teeth and put my usual PJs on and walk over to the night stand. There are some really sexy pieces if lingerie. Classy and elegant to revealing and raunchy. l pick a raunchy one to shock Cory with. I quick change into a black bathing suit looking one, its crotchless and has holes where the breasts go. I know he has always been obsessed with tittys, he would " accidentally" touch mine all time growing up. I lay down on the King size bed waiting for Cory.

When he comes in the room, he is just beaming with joy. He hasnt even seen me yet. " Babe, it feels good to let everyone know we are together. The guys and i had a great time, the are so happy for us..." He stops mid sentence and drops his phone when he finally sees me laying on the bed in my very sexy lingerie.

"Holy shit Jo, you look fuckin hot" I smile at him and motion for him to come lay down with me. He quick gets undressed and climbs into bed with me. " You ready to go again babe?" I ask him before I slide my hand to his swelling dick.

When its fully erect its like 8inches and thick. It completely fills me.

I rub the shaft of his cock and see him really enjoying this. So I do something every man loves. I kiss the tip of his cock and i hear him say to himself, "ooh yeah" I flick the head with my tongue, he squirms with pleasure. I slowly wrap my lips around his cock and put as much of it in my mouth as I can. Moving my tongue around to add to the pleasure. I move up and down slowly. Swirling my tongue however i can, because his cock fills so much if my mouth. " ooh yea babe, that feels amazing. Suck my cock." I pick up the pace, I moan to have the vibrations stimulate his cock even more. He is making all kinds of groaning noises. He pulls the hair away from my face so he can enjoy the show better. I go even faster now, up and down up and down. My tits are bouncing on his legs. " I wanna fuck you again and again Jo. You are all mine now." He pulls me off his cock and bends me over the bed, and slams his huge dick in my pussy. He thrusts his hips over and over slamming it inside me deeper and deeper. I am moaning with pleasure." Ooh yeah, fuck me". He grabs my hair and pulls it, causing me to arch my back breasts bouncing up and down from his thrusts. Which we can both see in the Mirror covered closet we are facing. He continues to fuck me. We lay back down on the bed with him holding my legs up in the air and fucks me hard and deep. In the heat of passion i manage to get him on his back and ride him again, like we did earlier. Up and down up and down, tits bouncing, " Ooh yeah, I love your huge cock in my pussy. Its all mine now. Cory fuck me again from behind"

He flips us around and bends me over the bed again to finish me off. I have my fingers rubbing my clit, moaning and saying " fuck me" over and over. I feel the rush of an orgasm coming. I let out huge moans of pleasure as I climax. He pulls out again and asks to cum on my face. I sit below him. He is beating his cock hard, making all kinds of moaning noises . Here comes the warm salty fluid squirting all over my face. He lets out a huge sigh and He sits down beside me on the floor and says

" God that was amazing. I get to fuck you like that for the rest of our lives"

I go and clean up. " Do you want me to stay in this outfit tonight Cory? " he very excitedly responds "yes babe, you look so sexy, where did you get that from?"

We both answer at the same time " Aunt Lori"

We settle in for the night, holding eachother close for the first time in a long time. I fall asleep to Corys hand on my breast and cock between my legs.

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was tagged by the amazing @astoriamalfxy we have a bunch in common i was so stoked?? if you’re not, go follow Caitlyn RIGHT NOW. okay now i’m going to answer some questions. LONG POST WARNING!

I tag: @hcgwarts @meraudurs @snarledblack @siruisblack @jamespotthrs @hermionegraanger @blacklnnon 

how tall are you?  5′2 *insert sigh here*

what colour are your eyes? brown

do you wear contacts and/or glasses?  yes, not at the same time obv but i alternate i really like how i look with glasses but i also like the convenience of not wearing glasses hence, contacts. (then i leave them on too long and they practically fuse to my eyeball and i have to wear glasses for a week. its a cycle)

do you wear braces? not anymore! got them off my freshman year of high school. i hated them so much they were painful as @!*$ bc they not only fixed my teeth but my jaw so i had all kinds of rubber bands and stuff but my teeth look great now so god bless.

what is your fashion style? leggings and a band tshirt. everyday. sometimes i wear black jeans with holes in the knees. usually with docs, black converse, or my checkered vans. 

when were you born? May 18th, 1997

how old are you? 20 

do you have any siblings?  i have a younger sister and brother

what school/college do you go to? i graduated high school in 2015, and then did college for a year and now i work full time.

what kind of student are you?  i was always a good student but tbh i was the Queen™️ of procrastination and pushing deadlines. i was always a ‘night before’ student. 

what are your favourite subjects? history, chior, composition.

what are your favourite movies?  oh god ok; running on empty, peter pan, pride and predjuce, breakfast club, newsies (1992 & 2017). ill stop there.

what are your favourite pastimes?  sleeping, singing, writing, netflix-ing, photography, traveling, playing video games (i’m a preteen boy i know). 

what is your dream job? i have no idea. writer i guess. i just wanna be happy, hopefully i find something someday and i’m just like ‘this is what i’ve been waiting for’.

would you like to get married?  one day, yes.

do you want kids? how many?  yes, if i could have it my way exactly i would like twin boys and a girl. in that order. 

how many countries have you visited? 1 fml

what was your scariest dream? i’m not going to go to much into detail bc i used to have chronic nightmares but basically i see my own tombstone and there’s a guy leaning on it and i cant tell who it is and i run away and he starts to chase me and i get to a door and its locked and he grabs me and i wake up. it’s reoccurring and it’s shit tbh.

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other?  nope

put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping, list the first 15 songs oh god this should be good

that would be enough - hamilton

let’s dance - david bowie

she’s american - the 1975

we think we know you - bo burnham

dance with me tonight - olly murs

smokin in the boys room - motley crue

girl almighty - one direction

get down on your knees and tell me you love me - all time low

broken home - 5sos

no peace - sam smith

the ballad of mona lisa - p!atd

no strings attached - *nysnc

out the window - bowling for soup

moondance - van morrison

iris - the goo goo dolls 

ok that wasnt too embarassing actually

#this was so fun #things im tagged in #sorry this took me so long to reply to #not really hp

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29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH 11

WhoooOOOOooooo’s ready for some domestic monster bullshit?! So I head cannon that Penny is a secret plumbing expert from living in a sewer for centuries. Also finally introducing one of the main antagonists hope you guys like horror comedy because its about to get GOOFY AF. 

CHAPTER11

Party Prep

Pennywise had been insufferable all day. It seems like ever since he finally was able to get a date with Leech the clown was on cloud 9. Normally having him in a good mood would be a positive thing but when its mixed with an ego boost and pride he became a cocky asshole hell bent on showing everyone how fantastic he is. “What’s the matter Freddy? Jealous that I'm the one with a beautiful woman on my arm this time?” he taunted. They were both attempting to figure out the plumbing situation after Tiffany threw the rampage to end all rampages when Penny “forgot” to fix the problem overnight.

“You know I thought having you in a good mood for once would make things better.”

“You’re so jealous.” the clown sneered.

“I don't know why you're so smug, you know you're going to have to tell her you love her eventually now that you're dating and we all know that you cant handle feelings” Chucky said pretending to help so Tiff would get off his back. The girls were out shopping with Drac, leaving the rest of the boys to figure out the plumbing issue.

“I can put it off.”

“PFF famous last words Jingles this is a chick we’re talking about here” said Freddy

“Like you've ever been in this situation.”

“I’m not a commitment type of guy clown”

“Look Pennywise trust me, girls go crazy for that touchy feely stuff. You need to say something sooner or later or she's gonna end up stabbing you in the heart.” the doll said.

“Was that a metaphor or something that actually happened to you?” asked Freddy

“…..both”

————

“Ok what to get a homicidal maniac with the mind of a child.” Leech and the rest of the gang were down town attempting to accomplish the simple task of shopping for someone other than themselves.

The three monsters were struggling, they needed to surprise their enormous roommate with the perfect gift but it was proving difficult to shop for him since Leatherface never spoke. They knew the giant liked sweets and already had plans to bake a bunch of them once the boys figured out the plumbing issue, but they wanted to get him something special that wasn't just another chainsaw.

“Perhaps a pocket watch?”

“Drac sweetie the 1600s ended a long time ago.” Tiffany rolled her eyes

“We could just pool out money and get him an iPad like most parents this day and age”

“We all agreed this is going to be special Leech, you cant half ass it this time.”

The vampires groaned. “Why is this so hard! Lets just get him a giant pumpkin for Halloween or something they had some at the grocery store earlier”

“Ah! I got it a new hat!”

“Between the out dated advice and your half baked ideas it'll be a wonder if we accomplish anything at all….” Tiff sighed

They stood on the sidewalk of the down town shopping area overwhelmed and exhausted with each other.

“Ok, lets just go store to store till we find something. If we fail completely we can just get him a new meat cleaver or something.” The younger vampire said

“An excellent plan! Let us begin in the vintage clothing store yes?”

“Drac, we are here to get a gift not a new blouse.” Tiff said.

“I do not wear blouses”

“You totally do” Leech sneered at him with a mischievous grin. She’d been hanging out with Kruger and the clown too much.

“Do not think your sass can work on me apprentice. Your beloved clown may let you get away with being unlady-like but I will not tolerate such behavior.” The elder vampire warned.

“Ok he’s not my beloved were just dating”

“You lie to your own heart my dear. Open yourself to love!”

“Dracula's romance novel in the works aside, where are you guys with that any way?”

“I mean…. I guess I might love him? I don't even know if he's actually capable of returning my feelings since it took me screaming at him to actually get him to go on a date with me. He did call me his mate though, so progress I guess?” Leech blushed and fidgeted with her wig.

“You must make his heart realize its true feelings! He knows not why it beats for you!” Dracula sang out.

“I bet we can get him to admit it! Come on hun I got an idea! Drac! come’re!” the doll whispered something into his ear.

“YES! this is an excellent plan we shall begin immediately!”

“Aren’t we supposed to be shopping for a gift?”

“Like you said well find something along the way!”

———————-

Tiff pushed Leech into the nearest clothing store Dracula excitedly fowled behind.

“Guys I really don't need new clothes”

“NONSENSE! Your’s are in shambles my dear! Look at them! Your jeans are ripped and that tshirt is drab!” The elder vampire said grabbing garments off the racks.

“Excuse me but I happen to like ripped jeans and t-shirts thank you very much”

“TONIGHT IS NOT ABOUT COMFORT MY DEAR YOU MUST LOOK YOUR BEST TO WIN HIS COLD HART!” Dracula was getting carried away once again.

“Besides the club were going to would never let you in like that you need a wardrobe update…. and maybe some makeup to hide those dark circles.” said Tiffany

“Penny likes my dark circles”

Dracula sighed “We shall make a lady out of you yet my dear!”

————-

“Move Kruger, you're going to do it wrong” Pennywise grabbed Freddy’s face to shove him out of the way

“I worked in a school boiler room for years I know my way around pipes”

“Excuse me, I LIVE in a sewer I think I'm the most qualified here!”

Chucky rolled his eyes so hard he was worried they were going to fall out. The two had been arguing over pipes for a good half hour now. The living doll had been texting Tiffany out of boredom. (this is a rough translation as Chuck and Tiff communicate almost entirely in emojis)

“Babe save me, the clown and Kruger haven't made any progress. :’( “ he typed

“</3 aw poor baby were having a much better time.”

“>:( no fair what trouble are you getting into.”

“giving the baby vampire a make over for her big date tonight xoxo”

“omfg i should do that with the clown maybe it'll shut him up for a bit >:) ”

“YES! we have to get them together be home in a few hours <3”

“see you soon sugar tits <3<3<3”

“gross Chucky”

“ ;)”

Chucky put his phone away in his front overalls pocket to look up at the scene in front of him Freddy was shooting water into Pennywise’s face laughing as the clown roared and hissed at him. Tiffany had the easy job he thought to himself.

—————

“Alright how does it look, I cant see it so you'll have to help me out here”

“PFF you look like my grandma” Tiffany snorted

“Enough with your laughter girl doll, she looks like a true lady!”

“This thing itches and I can barely breathe.” Leech clawed at the fabric.

“BEAUTY IS NOT COMFORTABLE MY DEAR”

“Lets try something else hun. Something more casual and simple, less ballroom”

She grabbed a simple black dress tight at the top and pleated at the bottom a large belt around the waist. “all we need are some boots!”

“Wait Tiff I cant walk in heels!!”

———-

“Ok clown when she arrives at the party you have to offer her your arm and pull out her chair for her” Chucky instructed.

“Why would I do that? Leech is more than capable of doing all that herself I don't need to do that for her.”

“Its the gentlemanly thing to do idiot ”

“ Human customs are so strange.”

“Focus! Do you have anything to give her?”

“No?”

Chucky sighed “ok so human females are obsessed with jewelry give her something shiny and you'll pretty much be in the clear, don't you have like a giant pile of crap in the sewer? grab something out of there.”

“Shiny. Got it.” The clown was barely paying attention.

“Don't forget to tell her about your massive dick!”

“Kruger! You're not helping! Were trying get the clown laid here not punched in the face!!”

“But we've already mated several times?” Pennywise turned confused.

“No, no, no! This time its going to be different, this time you're going to be in love and its gonna be way more intense. Trust me.” the doll said.

“I don't love,,,”

“PFFFT THATS A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT” Freddy laughed loudly.

“Most importantly don't insult her and do everything you can to impress her. Do that dancing thing you do, chicks dig that”

“Look I don't see how this will be any different than the other times we've been together”

“It's a daaattee Jingles! Girls put special meaning on that word. You aren't just hanging out, you’re…. well you know” the doll raised and lowered his plastic eyebrows

“Wait if a date is just a fancy way to begin mating then why am I doing all this? Seems like a waste of time to me” Pennywise complained “I’ll just show up in her room like usual!”

“Clown its because girls fucking like it” the doll groaned giving up on this lost cause.

Suddenly the shower head turned on without warning, water blasting out of it with tremendous force. It turned and sprayed Chucky so hard he fell off the counter while a storm of toothbrushes and tools flew around the room. A screwdriver stabbed Pennywise in the eye causing him to roar in pain. Meanwhile Freddy was being strangled by Tiffany’s hair care appliances frantically trying to cut the chords with his clawed hand. Pipes unexpectedly broke apart and started spraying water everywhere, the cabinets banged open and shut, and the toilet had begun laughing at them. In fact the entire bathroom was laughing at them. The gang yelled and shouted in confusion “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?” screamed Chucky

“MY FUCKING EYE” Penny howled in rage

“YOUR BATHROOM IS HAUNTED AS SHIT CLOWN” Freddy roared still wrestling with the hair dryer

The toilet laughed and spoke up “MOOOONSTERSSS??? YOU CALL YOURSELVES MONSTERRRRSS? LOOK AT YOU! PATHETIC WEAK SHELLS OF WHAT YOU ONCE WERE HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE NO MONSTERS! BUT WE’RE HERE NOW, WEVE BEEN SET FREE AND SOON ALL WILL JOOOOIIINN USSSSS.”

“OH SHIT! ITS THESE ASSHOLES!” Freddy yelled

“YOU FUCKING KNOW THEM?” the clown roared trying to get the screwdriver out of his head his current form becoming less and less held together.

“LONG TIME NO SEE FREDDDYYY! YOU STILL OWE US FROM LAST TIMEE WE WERE- WAIT!! SOMEONE IS HERE! SOMEONE IS COMING! WHO CAN IT BEEEE? WHO CAN IT BEEEEEEEE? OOOOHH!! ITS………YOUR LOVEEEERRRSS!!! POOR POOR MONSTERS SOON WE WILL TAKE THEM! WE WILL TAKE THEM FOR HIM AND THEN WE WILL BE FREE TO TAKE ALL”

Everything stopped abruptly as if something was sucked out of the room. Appliances turning back to normal as if nothing ever happened.

“First of all you jackasses, Dracula is my roommate. We have an odd couple thing going ok?”

“Kruger! NOT the time” Chucky shouted.

“…..H eE Lp” Pennywise gurgled out barely maintaining a human voice.

The door opened downstairs.

“Hey boys were home!” Tiffany called up to them.

Leech climbed the stairs and made her way to her room but froze when she heard moans of pain and a large puddle of water coming from the bathroom.

“Jesus guys how'd you fuck up this ba- WHAT THE FUCK”

——————

“Hold still I'm going to pull it out.” Leech gripped the screwdriver in Penny’s head “ok on the count of 3” Pennywise’s good eye flicked up at her.

“One….. two… three! ” the clown gurgled and grabbed her hands and they pulled together. The tool finally dislodging its self from Pennywise's head causing him to howl in pain blood floating up from the wound.

“Shit Pen you ok?” she cradled the side of his face not caring about cutting herself on the razor sharp teeth splitting his cheeks.

“…H u RT” he managed to say starting to put himself back together.

She ran her fingers though his hair and kissed the top of his head. Pennywise winced at first but leaned into her touches shutting his one good eye and purring faintly at her comforting him. As powerful as the eldritch horror was he was a complete baby when it came to pain sometimes.

“We leave you alone for 4 hours and not only do you guys flood the bathroom again, you end up stabbed and strangled in the process. What the fuck happened?”

“It's a Kandarian demon” growled Freddy “someone read from that damn book again”

“How do we get rid of it?” asked Chucky getting up off the floor

“Find out who sent it”

“And just how do you know all this Kruger?” Pennywise asked finally somewhat back to normal minus his eye.

“I owe it money.”

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YEAH EVIL DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS! So fun fact Evil Dead was the horror series that literally saved my life so it holds a very special place in my heart. And yes Ash is going to show up. Stay tuned for more deadite fuckery, including musicals, mutilation, and insults! Also bringing in a new OC next chapter who I think everyone will like! So get hype friends!

#pennywise #pennywise fanfiction #pennywise the dancing clown #it fanfiction #pennywise x oc #pennywise x reader #monster roommate au

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thirty questions tag 💌

i was tagged by @hix-txpe thank u! c:

rules: answer 30 questions then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better.

1. nickname: i dont have one,,,,

2. gender: demigirl

3. star sign: leo 

4. height: i think im 165cm or smth around

5. time: 00:15

6. birthday: august 6th

7. favourite band(s):  bts, blackpink, pristin, aoa, f(x), brave girls, clc, exid, exo, beg, monsta x, up10tion, wjsn, nct127, red velvet, sistar

8. favourite solo artist: troye sivan, hayley kiyoko, taeyeon, hyuna, suran, sia, sam smith, pink, gain, ed sheeran, amber, luna, adam lambert

9. song stuck in my head: sistar - one more night

10. last movie watched: pirattes of the caribbean 2

11. last show watched: skam

12. when did i create my blog: at the beginning of 2016

13. what do i post: kpop, gay/social stuff, memes, cute animals

14. last thing i googled: how to write caribbean..........

15. do you have other blogs: if my very old one counts then yes but i dont use it  anymore

16. do you get asks:  rarely :(

17. why did you choose your url: bc i wanted something pretty n simple

18. following: 221

19. followers: 897 

20. favourite colours: blue, black, gray, lilac

21. average hours of sleep: i try to at least 7 but now as school started it will probably go to 5-6 or less,,,

22. lucky number: 7

23. instruments: i cant play but i’ve got a guitar so like i can pretend n get girls

24. what am i wearing: baggy tee n pj pants

25. how many blankets i sleep with: one thick quilt

26. dream job: hmmmm writer??? but idk, i just want to be happy and have enough money to pay rent n stuff n live. i want some quiet n comfortable job. like bookstore or smth. i dont need much tbh

27. dream trip: i wanna visit england. also id like to go on a self reflective trip,,, just me n the road. n somewhere gay too. i heard berlin is gay. also! id like to go to amsterdam 

28. favourite food: pizza, spaghetti, potatoes, chicken breasts, chicken noodle soup, pierogis, borscht

29. nationality: polish

30. favourite song now: idk man honestly i’ve got too many ok

now 20 blogs kjfhjk i hope its ok that i tag u n if its not pls let me know!

so i tag: @whaelian @lesbianblossomjimin @lesbianbts @mangotrees @yoongifocus @pastelprincejin @augustdee @intronevernind @peachixtape @twelves @lesbianyoongz @taegay @j5ope @gayhani @duraznito @biminnie @agustdior @drabbel @sunpeachmochi @01jeonguk 

#i rly do hope its okay to tag u all since like i dont talk w anyone kjfhjhhdfg but u seem cool so #tag game

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A New Teacher

A high school prepares to start a new day. The teacher is scuffling around looking at her notes and making sure she is prepared for the long day of teaching, when someone enters. She turns and is blinded by light, and collapses as the door closes. --- Johnny looked around and saw his friend Sam walking over. “Ready for class Samanthaaaa?” He said to Sam. Sam sighed and said, “I don’t like my full name, call me Sam. And I'm as ready as I'll ever be i guess.” Johnny stuck his tongue out at Sam. “Sure princess.” as they headed into class, finding the teacher missing. Sam looks around and shrugs as she sits in the back of the classroom. They wait and the class fills in and a woman in a blue skirt, white blouse, and blue vest walks in. She looked as if she might of been related to their old teacher, but only just. She walks across with her outfit perfectly straight and evened out, to her desk and says “Apologies class, but your teacher has fallen ill, so I’ll be filling in for the near future until we can get it settled whether she can come back.” Sam looks at Johnny and his reaction as she knew he had a crush on their old teacher. Johnny looked sad for a moment, but this didn’t last long, as he found it hard to take his eyes off the teacher. Sam sighed and whispered to him, “I guess you like this one too don’t you?” * “Wha...I...” He seems to be hanging on the new teacher’s every word and taking notes as she went over the lesson. Sam sighed again and looked at the teacher and took notes as well. As class progressed the students grew sleepy, until finally at the end of the period she dismissed them, calling a few girls at the front to stay behind to talk. Sam looked at Johnny and asked him, “So you gonna stay here all day or are we going to our classes?” Sam and Johnny walks out, and headed to their next class, and one of the girls named Claire, who had stayed behind, eventually made it to the next class before it began, and was now wearing her brown hair in a large, perfectly symmetrical and doughnut shaped bun. Sam looks at Claire and whispers to Johnny, “I know the preps like to keep up on the latest ‘fashion’ but that’s ridiculous.” She then points out Clarie to Johnny. “What’s ridiculous about it?” He says, looking at Claire. Sam looks at him and says, “She was wearing something different last class.” “Uh. She’s wearin the same outfit.” He says, pointing out that she still had the same jeans and tshirt from last class, but her hair was now pulled back into that perfect bun. Also, she seemed to be far more interested in her notes than usual. Sam sighed and said, “Do you think she can make that bun perfect in 5 minutes?” “Uh. that is kinda weird. She had her hair down when we left...I don’t know maybe she’s just really good at it?” Johnny said shrugging “I’m not a girl so I wouldn’t know how hard it is, Sam.” Sam looks over at Johnny and says, “It takes me 30 minutes to get my hair back in a pony tail in the mornings.” Johnny was about to be surprised but thought about how straight and clean Sam’s hair tends to be when she pulls it back, no stray hairs at all. “I guess you’re right, but what does it matter?” Sam blushes as she notices Johnny staring at her, “Yea, guess you guys don’t look at our hair.” She then looks down at her paper and starts doodling. “No, I...I do! I just never thought about how long it would take you to fix it. Thought maybe you were just lucky is all...” Before long they are told to quiet down by the teacher. Sam blushes even more as the class looks back at them as the teacher calls them out. She then starts writing down notes in her note book. Eventually the class lets out and they walks the halls, and Sam notices a few girls with their hair pulled back in completely perfect buns. Sam looks at Johnny and tries to see his reaction without him noticing that she’s looking at him. He stares at each of the buns for a moment before looking back past each girl and walking with Sam. “So...ever thought about trying to put your hair in a bun, Sam? Not saying you’re like them, just curious.” He says. Sam looks down and says, “I tried before they were apparently popular and I couldn't get my hair to work with me. Uh, excuse me.” She then walks into the girl’s bathroom for a few minutes and she comes out with her hair down, nice and neatly combed. “...self conscious much?” He said smiling, and they headed toward their last class for the day. Sam blushes and says, “What do you mean by self conscious?” “Nothing.” He says smiling as they head into the last class. The final class was uneventful, except for a pair of the girls with buns, who were taking notes quickly and looking attentively to the teacher with big goofy grins. Sam cant stop looking over at Johnny and as she does Johnny says “What...why are you looking at me like that for?” Sam blushes and says, “Uh, nothing.” After that class, they said their goodbyes for the day. “I’ll talk to you online tonight.” Johnny said. “Yea, have a good rest of the day John.” She said as she got into her parents truck. As she drove off Johnny got on his bike and rode off to his house. That night, johnny logged on to his chat, and Sam had just gotten online after eating dinner with her “family”. Johnny joined the chat. Sam is no longer AWAY. Johnny: How are you doing tonight? Sam: I’m doing okay, just usual stuff. Mom’s yelling at Dad again, I just hope she doesn’t start on me. How are you tonight? She then looks at the Johnny’s icon which is of an evil rubber duck. She smiles and then looks at her icon which is a picture of her favorite character off of a game. Johnny: I’m fine. What are you up to? Sam: Just talking to you and listening to music. So what did you think about that hair of the preps today? Johnny: You still on that? I thought they were kinda cute I guess. and they weren’t all preps... Leslie was wearing her hair in a bun too. Sam: Who’s Leslie? Sam then puts the window down and looks up past her computer and tries to remember who Leslie was. A notification window pops up with Johnny’s response. Johnny: She’s that dark, gothicish looking girl that sits off to the side of the front. She was wearing her hair the exact same way at those preps. Sam clicks on the notification window and starts typing her response after she reads his. Sam: Oh that girl, I thought you and her liked each other at one point? Johnny: We kinda did, but she’s meaner when she’s alone with ya. Decided not to pursue her, and we drifted away after that. Sam: Oh okay, Well are you interested in anyone else? Sam then closed the window and closed her eyes as she tried to hold back the tears with the thought of Johnny with someone other than her. He was her friend so his happiness came before hers. A ding rang from the computer, and Sam took a deep breath and opened her eyes to face what he had written. Johnny: I kind of do, but I need a little bit to get to know her. Sam: That’s always a good start, can I help with anything? Johnny: No, I think that would just make it harder. Don’t worry about me, I know what I’m doing. ;) Sam: :) Really? Well I just want you happy that’s all. I hope she makes you happy. Sam then puts her hands in her face and starts crying as she couldn’t hold back the tears anymore. Johnny: Thx. See you tomorrow! : ) Sam: Your welcome, see you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Chat Closed --- The next day, Sam and Johnny entered the class, and after another long class with the teacher, the class begins emptying out and the teacher says “Sam, Jen, Ellen. Can you stay behind for a moment?” Johnny looks back from the door, as Sam looks at the teacher as she is right behind Sam. “Yes madam?” Sam says to the teacher while walking over to her desk. Johnny pauses for a moment before being nudged out of the class as the door shuts behind the rest of the class leaving Sam, Jen, and Elenn alone with the teacher. “You girls seem to be pretty decent students...so I wanted to ask you a favor.” Sam looks at the teacher with a confused look on her face. “You want to be better students don’t you?” She said, and in her glasses, Sam almost saw a hint of a spiral in the reflection, but instead she felt like agreeing with the new teacher. Sam looked at the teacher and said, “Uh, n..no i’m okay.” She then started inching toward the door. “But...if you’re a smarter girl, you could probably get which ever boy you’ve trying to get,” Said the teachers soft voice, which Sam was having trouble ignoring anymore. Sam blushed and said, “Well i have been wanting this one guy.” She then stopped inching closer to the door and looked at the teacher. “Well, I’m sure if you were better at your classes you could convince him that you were the best choice...maybe we could even give you some tips on getting his attention...” The teacher said. Sam looked at the teacher and said, “I would like that. Please help me.” The teacher smiles and as Sam walks back, the teacher looks deep into Sam’s eyes, “You just sit down and let me do whatever I need to make you a better student.” As she said this Sam felt tired and felt like saying yes to whatever she was asked. Sam shook her head and said, “No way! I don’t wanna!” She then darted for the door. The door opened and two of the girls from the day before with buns walk through the door and grab onto Sam as the door shut behind them. They carry her back over to the desk as she struggles, and the teacher walks around holding what looks like a big scrunchy in her hand. Sam kicks the teacher as she gets close enough and she starts screaming out, “JOHNNY HELP ME!!!” “I placed a bit of sound proofing magic on the walls...don’t worry....I’m just trying to help...” The teacher said, regaining her balance on her heels, and Sam realized the scrunchy was actually a hair bun, just like the other girls, but disconnected from a head and with flat black hair. Sam struggled even more as she tried to move the girls that held her arms down with a few moves that she learned from the local dojo. As she tries to break loose, the teacher grabs the other girl, Jen, who was zoned out and not resisting, and pulls her hair into a pony tail, placing the bun at the tip. The bun slowly begins sucking the pony tail in, and turning the color of Jen’s hair, eventually sucking up to the root of the ponytail and pulled itself close against her head, blending together with her original hair. Jen stands, and turns around to face the teacher. “Thank you Ms. Green.” “Help your classmates restrain Samantha please.” Ms. Green says, pulling another bun from her purse on the desk, while Jen helps the other two hold Sam down. Sam keeps fighting and slowly runs out of energy. She starts breathing heavily as she says, “I...don’t....want...this!!!” “It’s for the best...you’ll see...” Ms. Green says as she pulls Sam’s hair back, and ties it in a ponytail, then places the bun at the bottom as it begins sucking up the ponytail, adding Sam’s hair to the bun as it merged with her own hair. Sam’s eyes slowly close as the hair bun starts moving upwards toward the hair. It finally pulled itself over the hair-tie, and Sam’s mind is filled with all sorts of ideas about taking notes, being a good student, and listening to the teacher. “Good, good. The bun has merged perfectly to your hair. How do you feel Sam?” Ms. Green said, as Jen placed another bun on Ellen's ponytail, and it began absorbing her hair as well. Sam looks at Ms. Green and says, “Much better, now I must get to class.” Sam left the class with the others, and entered her next class and sat next to Johnny. “Hey Sam...what happened to your hair?” He says looking at her bun. Sam looked at Johnny and said, “Well l got the teacher to help me with my new bun. Do you like?” “Yeah, looks great.” He said, and as class began, Sam went into a note taking mode, and quickly wrote everything she was told in perfect cursive handwriting, absorbing the formerly confusing lessons easily. She thought “Okay the learning the lesson fast is cool but I DON’T like the forced bun!!” She looked over at Johnny who was staring at her notes. “Wow. You’re going to have to tutor ME now...I thought you didn’t get this stuff?” Johnny says. Sam smiles and says, “I got a few pointers from our first teacher, I’ll tutor you. Uh how about 8 pm tonight at your house?” She then blushed as she realized that could be considered a date. “That’s a bit la...mmmm...nevermind I can make it.” Johnny says. After the class ends, Sam walks to her locker, and opens it finding a pair of solid black tights with a stickynote saying “A present from Ms. Green. PS Saw you talking about ‘tutoring’ Johnny in class, go get him girl! - Jen” Sam blushes and hides the tights in the back of her locker as Johnny walks up, “So what time is good for you John? I didn’t mean to force a time on you.” She asks Johnny. “Um...seven is good. Is that alright for you?” He says, and he glances at her bun. “Your hair seems softer today by the way. I don’t know if its just the light or what...anyways...I guess I’ll see you tonight?” Sam nods and says, “Yea that’s good for me, it’s a da...uhh i’ll be there.” She blushes again. Sam and Johnny went through their next class without much event, except that one of the girls with a bun like hers was wearing tights under her jeans. After the class, Johnny said he was going to head on home, and Sam stopped by her locker, and saw the tights with the note sitting at the back. Sam looked around and said to herself, “He did seem to notice that girl with tights on a little more than me.” She then went to the bathroom and into a bathroom stall as she slips on the tights underneath her clothing. They feel nice and warm, and she slides on her jeans over them, noticing two more pairs of tights in the package, and putting them in her purse. She then walked out of the bathroom and looked around and saw Jen and Leslie standing together talking, both wearing the same tights as Sam was now. Sam walked up to them and said to them, “How do they look?” “Sexy, but not too revealing...I’m sure Johnny will like them.” Leslie says nudging Sam. “Yeah Jen told me about your ‘tutoring session.’” Jen looked at Sam and said “Oh and Ms. Green said she has another surprise for us, but won’t tell us what. Say’s we’ll know it when we see it.” Sam blushes when Leslie nudges her, she then says, “Well I hope it makes me a better student.” Sam said goodbye and headed home. When she arrived, she opened the door and heard her Mom cleaning dishes. “How was school, Samantha?” Her mom said from the kitchen. Sam walked past the kitchen into her room as she replied to her mom’s question by saying, “It was great, I’m going to Johnny’s house at 7 tonight to help him in school.” “That’s great honey. I’m sorry about all the yelling last night...” Sam’s mom said from the kitchen, “Also, your teacher Ms. Green stopped by today.” Sam said, “It’s okay kind of got use to it. And really? What did she have to say?” “She said, you had been having trouble with the material, but now you’re going to be doing much better, said you joined a study group with some other girls.” Sam’s mom said, “She seemed very nice. Even helped me with my hair.” Sam walked into the kitchen and saw her mom had the same bun hairstyle, and was wearing pantyhose under her pants. She then said to her mom, “Yea the girls in the study group is nice, and I LOVE your hair!” “Thanks! I see you got caught up in the same bun mania. I feel so much better now. I’m sorry about all the fighting before.” Her mother says, smiling. Sam smiles back and says, “Well yea i did, and it’s okay. Hm, too bad they don’t have a hair style for men.” “Yes...It’s too bad.” Her mother says, smiling blissfully. “I must get back to cooking dinner. Go do your homework so you can have plenty of time to help Johnny.” Sam nods and says, “Yes momma.” She then walked into her room and started her homework. Sam finished up her homework and reached into her bag, pulling out the extra tights, and opens her sock drawer to put them away, setting them on top of her other socks, and shuts the drawer. She then goes out of her room and looks into the kitchen to see how her mom is doing with dinner. As her father returns, they eat and Sam’s mother pulls her father away, saying she and he are going to bed early, and for Sam to head on out, but call when she’s on her way back. otherwise they’ll worry. Sam nods, smiling as she sees her mom’s happy face, and heads to Johnny’s house. She walks down her street carrying her books smiling wide as she thinks about seeing Johnny. She walks up and Johnny lets her in, and they head onto the back porch. They look through the notes, and then Johnny looks up and at her bun then back again. Sam looked at Johnny staring at her hair. “Do you like it?” She asked Johnny as she got a bit closer to him. “Yeah...do you mind...If...I touched it?” He says looking at his paper quickly, embarrassed. “I’m sorry...that sounded creepy didn’t it?” Sam shook her head no, “No, it didn’t sound creepy. And yes you can touch it.” She then turns her head so that Johnny can touch her hair. He reaches over and places his hand on it, and feels it, noting it feels softer than her hair normally would. Oddly, Sam feels this as almost like a massage, and starts leaning more toward him. Sam starts smiling and turns her face towards Johnny’s. He slows his hands feeling her hair, and leans in towards her, placing his other hand on her face. He chuckled. “We should get back to studying.” Sam blushed badly and nods, “y...yea, we should.” After studying for a while, they say good night, and Sam heads back home. She enters her room and opens her drawers looking for her pajama’s and sees all of her socks except for a few exercising socks, have turned into black tights like the pairs she left behind that afternoon. She shakes her head and thinks she is too tired or something and puts on her pajama’s and goes to bed. The next day, Sam sees a lot more of the teachers now have buns on their heads. Sam walks up to Johnny and hugs him. “Morning, do you feel a bit better after the tutoring last night?” "Yeah, lots!" Johnny said as they took their seats in class. Ms. Green went through the lesson and as class ended she asked each of the girls with buns to stay behind. Sam told Johnny that she’ll be outside in a little bit as she stood near the teacher’s desk. “Good...now girls. I want you to keep wearing those tights, and start ‘helping’ your friends with their hair...if you understand me.” Ms. Green said, touching her own bun. She then places a box full of the unattached hair-buns on the desk. Sam looks at them and says, “Will they help them become smarter?” She then took a few of them and put them into her bag. “Yes. They are just like the ones you are wearing, now if they won’t go along with it willingly you’ll have to...encourage them.” Ms. Green said. “If you can get the bun on their ponytail, it will make them feel much better about being a good smart student.” Sam nodded and said, “I will try my best Ms. Green.” She then started walking towards the door. As Sam left, she looked at the other girls and noticed they were all wearing black leather shoes like the kind that goes with a school uniform. She shook her head and looked at Johnny, “I’m sorry for last night, for like getting close to your face. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.” She said as they walked to their next class. “It’s fine, also, nice shoes.” Johnny said. Sam looked down and the sneakers she put on this morning were gone, replaced with the same shoes as the other girls. Sam looked back up and smiled, “Thanks, these are new.” She then thought, Apparently. They reached their next class, and saw Jen enter, followed by a girl with a bun who hadn’t had one that morning, and was already wearing the tights like the other girls. Sam smiled and though Bet she’ll love being smart. As the class progressed, Sam noticed a girl she used to hand out with, Chelsea, looking stressed out over her notes, her ponytail jerking as she looked back and forth trying to make sense of what she wrote down. Sam smiled and thought, She needs some help. Maybe I’ll use a bun on her in a bit. She then looked down at her notes and kept writing. The class went fairly smoothly, and after it was dismissed Sam walked up to Chelsea and said, “Hey, do you want me to tutor you?” “Um...I don’t know...how good are you?” Chelsea said. Sam looked at her and said, “Well I made Johnny understand this class.” “Okay then...sure.” Chelsea said smiling a bit. “When?” Sam smiles back and says, “How about 5 pm?” “Okay I’ll be over then.” Chelsea said, “You still live in the same place right?” Sam nods and says, “Yea i do.” Sam said goodbye and went through lunch and her classes without too much incident, other than a noticeable increase in the amount of girls with Buns, and with tights peeking out from under jeans or with skirts. As the day wound down, Johnny told her he’d talk to her online later, or give her a call, and they said their goodbyes for the day. Sam came home and told her parents about Chelsea coming over and she then got ready to “improve” Chelsea. She pulled a bun out of her bag, and heard the doorbell ring as 5 o'clock came. Sam answered the door and says, “Hi Chelsea, want something to drink or eat?” “Uh. I ate already, but I’ll take a soda.” Chelsea said, arms clutching her books. “Thanks.” Sam nods and hands her a soda after helping her put down her books in her room. “Here you go.” “Thanks,” Chelsea said, opening the can and drinking some as she opened her books on the floor. Sam asked Chelsea while bringing the bun up to her head slowly, “So what are you having trouble with?” “Oh, you know...this history stuff...all the names of different people...I can’t remember it all...” She said, flipping through the pages. Sam gently put the bun on Chelsea’s pony tail. “Well just relax for a bit.” Chelsea began to turn as the bun’s back sucked in the ponytail halfway. “What are you....what is that? What-” She seemed to have been stunned for a moment as the bun sucked up her ponytail and her hair blended into the bun making it look like it belonged on her head. Sam smiled and said, “This is going to make you smarter, it helped me.” “Yes. I can feel it already...” Chelsea said groggily, as the bun secured itself tightly. “My socks feel itchy though... do you have any spare clean tights I could wear?” Sam knew that request was some sort of trade-off for the boost in intelligence. It was an odd one, but worth it so far. Sam nods and gets her a pair of her tights out of her dresser and hands it to Chelsea. Chelsea smiles and thanks her, taking off her jeans right there and sliding on the tights, which go over her socks, and her socks vanish as the tights are snugged up. “Thank you.” Chelsea said, putting her jeans back on. “I feel much better about studying and school now.” The grogginess was gone and she was talking normally again. Sam smiles and starts studying with Chelsea for there next test in that class. After Chelsea left Sam got the computer. Sam is online. Johnny is no longer away Johnny:Oh thank goodness. I was hoping you’d be around! Sam: ^^ I helped Chelsea study, and you said you wanted to talk to me? Johnny: Yeah, look something weird is going on. My mom came home with her hair all up in a bun and she was wearing pantyhose and slacks and stuff. She said she didn’t need another job any more, she loves her current one all of a sudden! D: Sam: Hm, well what’s so weird about that? Maybe she is finally content with where she is in her life. Johnny: Sam. You know she hates that job. Kept saying she was only going to work there another month or two while she looked for another one, plus she hates business dress...whatever its called...you know. Just over night now she loves all of it! I think something is up. Sam: Well don’t think about it too much, might be a bug. Like something that effects the mind. Please don’t do anything. :( Johnny: What do you mean don’t do anything? Sam: I mean that you don’t need to do anything. Johnny: Sam...you’re acting like you know what’s happening. We...lets talk tomorrow, before our first class. We’ve got to be honest if w Johnny: woops. accidentally pressed enter. I mean’t to say as friends. Sam: If what? Johnny, are you okay? Johnny: Yes. Sorry, let’s talk tommorrow. I have a bad feeling. I want to talk to you face to face. Sam: Okay, *hugs* talk to you tomorrow. Johnny: Gnight. Chat closed --- Sam awoke the next day to find several dress shoes in her closet and modest yet cute, plaid, and/or pleated skirts hanging where her pants and other skirts had been. Sam looks into her closet and throws something on. “I hope that Johnny likes this outfit.” She says hopefully. As she walked out , she saw her mother, dressed in a business skirt suit, and black hose, and matching heels. “I can’t wait to get to work today.” Her mother said with a huge smile, “I feel just so great about working...I don’t know why though.” Sam smiles and says, “I wanna get to school early today, so no breakfast for me.” “You need breakfast to be a good student, here take a bagel and juice.” Her mother said in a chipper voice. Sam smiles and takes the juice and bagel, “Thanks mom.” Sam arrived as school and saw Johnny waiting for her, and several of her bun’ed friends including Chelsea were nearby by, all identically dressed from the waist down, laughing quietly among themselves as they looked at Sam walking over to Johnny. Sam blushes at the laughs and says, “Hey Johnny.” Johnny pulled her away from the other girls and whispered “What’s going on, what’s happening to you?” Sam looks at Johnny and asks, “What do you mean? I thought you liked the new me?” “I...I liked the old you too. I just need to know you’re safe and okay. I don’t want to find out someone else is toying with your mind for kicks.” Johnny said. Sam looks at Johnny and tears up as the bun deactivates in her mind but still stays on. “It’s Ms. Green, she’s the one that made me that way. Johnny, before class starts i want to tell you something. I really like you Johnny, I would love to date you but you have your eye on someone else so I’ll let you be happy.” “I had my eye on you...” Johnny said, “I don’t care if you’re regular you, or this new smarter one, I just...is your personality the same? Do you feel about the same? Basically what I’m saying...is it worth it?” He looked at her seriously. Sam looked at Johnny and said, “I want to be your perfect girlfriend, I want to be everything you look for in a girl and more. I don’t know if you like the smarter one better or this one right now, the regular one.” “I...guess what I care about is you being happy. Some people take pills for concentration...this is basically a pumped up version of that it looks like...but I just don’t want it turning you into a completely different girl entirely. Do you think it will? Do I need to ask Ms. Green personally?” Johnny said, “If you’re happy smart, then go with it I say.” Sam said, “No don’t ask Ms. Green anything, I don’t like being that girl I was. I want to be me, but we need to stop her.” Suddenly the bun kicked in full force, seizing influence over her again. Sam shook her head and tried to force it back. The bun pulsed visibly for a second, and Sam felt herself slipping under again. The last words Sam said to Johnny before slipping back into the control was, “Stop this.” She then looked at Johnny and said, “Hey Johnny!” “Sam?” Johnny said, startled by the change. “It’s Samantha silly.” ‘Samantha’ said, “Lets go to class!” She then took his arm and started walking to the classroom. They entered and the rest of the girls took seats, over half now had buns on their heads and the uniformed lower halves. After class, Sam and a few other girls were asked to stay again. Ms Green spoke to them, “Well girls, the time has come to start expanding a bit, going a little bit faster. You see I want to make this a Girl School.” She grinned “I suggest if you like a boy, you either get him to transfer or change your preference in gender.” She pulled a cloth off a large box hidden in the corner, revealing a booth where someone could stand in, with what looked like a 3 foot wide hair-bun at the top of it attached to a rail going down the back. Sam just looked at it and said nothing. Ms Green snapped her fingers and a boy was brought in, dazed and apparently in some sort of trance he stepped into the booth. The machine creaked to life and the giant hair bun lowered toward the boy, slowly swallowing his head inside of it. Sam sat quietly as it covered the boy’s head, and inside she thought “No JOHNNY RUNNNN!!!” The boy’s head began to be pulled through as the bun moved downward, and by the time it emerged on the other side of the bun it had transformed into that of a girl with a bun on her head. The bun kept moving and the boy’s shoes vanished finally as a girl version of the boy wearing the same skirt, tights, shoes combination as the rest of the “bun’ed” students, stepped out of the top of the bun smiling blissfully. Sam didn’t know how to react or what to say because the bun was telling her that’s a good thing but the other part of her wanted to stop this and protect Johnny. --- Meanwhile, as Sam struggled against the messages of her bun, outside of the classroom Johnny had been stopped in the hall by a guy wearing a suit jacket over a tshirt. “Hey, man, saw you talking to that girl earlier with the bun. I suggest you either avoid getting involved, or you help us.” “Us?” Johnny said. “who’s us?” He backed up a bit. “No, no I’m not a crazy guy or bad person here...I’m here to help. we’ve been monitoring the situation.” the guy says. “I’m Joe, I’m here on behalf of the Transformation and Brainwashing Counter Agency. TeBaCA. And no tobacco jokes please.” He glared at Johnny with the last sentence. “Okay...so what’s the plan?” Johnny said, as the guy pulled him to the side. --- Back with Sam, the girls were filtering out of the class, given instructions on how to hypnotise boys to be brought back and processed into smart school girls. They left as Ms Green placed a male teacher in the Bun-ifier. Sam left the room still fighting with her thoughts. She tried to stop her feet from walking so that way she could gather her thoughts but they seemed to be listening to another person. She started chatting up her friend Dave, who had been standing next to a locker near the classroom, as the other girls pulled their unBun’d friends out of sight. “Hi there.” Her voice said to Dave. “Oh hey, haven’t talked to you in a while.” Dave said looking at her. “Yeah, we haven’t talked...but now we are...isn’t that great?” She said smiling. “Yes...so great.” He said getting drowsy. “I...feel tired.” “You obey me, you will be made so much better. Go into Ms. Green’s class and get her special tutoring” Sam’s voice said, even as she fought inside her head. “Yes. I need special tutoring.” He said walking towards Ms. Green’s class as the other girls who had been pulled out of sight returned with hair now pulled into buns, smiling as they thanked their friends for “fixing their hair”. Sam saw Dave go inside Ms. Green’s classroom as a woman who looked like she could have been the other male teacher from before’s sister stepped out, wearing a blouse, skirt, and pantyhose, and a rather full looking bun sitting atop her head as she smiled at the students around her and clicked off down the hall in her new heels. Sam kept trying to fight the bun’s control as her feet kept walking down the halls. She hypnotises several more guys, sending them back to Ms. Green, and pulled her friend Laura into a bathroom under the idea that she had to tell her something, and quickly placed a bun on her ponytail, and within seconds laura was smiling and carrying a pair of tights into the nearby stall to change as Sam felt her legs come back under her own power...though she found her thoughts foggy thanks to the bun. Outside, most of the guys were gone, and every girl in the hall now sported a bun hairstyle, and wore tights, even if it was under jeans or shorts. A couple had even had their shoes become leather pumps thanks to the tights. Sam looked around and went off of campus to stay away from Johnny. She told Ms. Green it was to “find more people to tutor.” She walked around and then saw Johnny standing by a car with the man in the jacket. She wanted to smack herself silly for her plan not working at all, but the bun took control of her right then. She screamed in her head, “NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” She was trying her best to break the control and stop herself. “Hey Johnny” Her voice said as the other man seemed to vanish as she approached. “Hey Sam.” Johnny said. “Don’t you want to follow me back to class?” Sam said. “Yes...I must follow you.” Johnny said as they began walking back toward Ms. Green’s class. Sam started using all of her might to get herself to stop. She looked at Johnny and got out one word, “Run.” “Why would I run? I have nothing to fear from some extra lessons.” Johnny said, smiling at her with a genuine smile. Sam’s bun the took control again and said, “Yes, extra lessons are a good thing.” Sam entered Ms. Green’s room, and Johnny stepped into line as a new girl with a bun stepped out of the machine. The teacher at the front stepped in and turns around as the large bun begins descending again, and the mind control slips for a moment as the man says “OH GOD WHAT-” The bun slides over his head, and after a moment of struggling a medium sized hair bun begins to show through the other side, as a woman’s head wearing stylish glasses appears saying “Ah...so much better. like a soft massage.” and her clothing becomes a dress and jacket, with pantyhose and heels, as she steps out of the Bunifier. “I’m finished, next student please!” She says with a chipper voice and a smile. Sam wanted to run up there and stop all of this before Johnny got to close, but she couldn’t move so she just had to watch as Johnny got closer and closer to the Bunifier. Johnny stepped inside, and the bun began to descend, and he tried to keep still, hoping his plan would work. The bun slid over his forehead, and he closed his eyes, as the bun moved over his face. Soon, a small hair bun began poking through the other side of the giant bun and Sam kept trying to move and push Johnny out of the Bunifier. She tried as hard as she could, but didnt moved an inch as a girl’s head with a bun emerged from the other side smiling widely. Sam started crying on the inside as she saw Johnny come out of the machine. The girl stepped out of the bun, straighting her skirt and brushing off her tights, and walks over to Sam, saying “Hey Samantha, it’s me Jennie. I think I won’t need any more tutoring, but we can still do our study group.” ‘Jennie’ winked the eye not facing anyone else, and stood beside Sam as they watched the rest of the boy’s processed into school girls through the bunifier. Sam nods and smiles back as the inside Sam is crying her eyes out. Jennie and Sam leave as what had been the last boy in the school steps out of the bunifier, now a girl like all the rest. Sam and Jennie march out as Ms. Green gives them orders to fix their Mother’s if they haven’t already using the special adult size buns she handed each of them. As Sam is about to break down and they reach the parking lots, Jennie reaches an arm around her and whispers, “It’ll all be alright. Let’s just go over to your house and study.” Jennie gave Sam a reassuring smile. “I promise it’ll be okay.” Sam looks at Jennie and says, “Okay, sure what time?” The Sam on the inside looks at Jennie with a tear stained face. Jennie cleans up Sam’s tears with a hand cloth from the purse that hadn’t been there until she emerged from the bunifier. “Do you need to do anything now? We could go ahead and go home now to study.” Sam nods and smiles, “Yes lets study.” They arrive at Sam’s house to find Sam’s mom on the couch with another woman with a bun in a pantsuit and heels. “Hello dear, you didn’t say you’d be bringing home another study buddy.” Her mom says. Sam nods and says, “Mom, this is Jennie. And who is this woman?” She says pointing to the woman on the couch. “Ah, right I didn’t tell you, they were giving full body makeovers at the mall, and I took your father to try it out. Of course, you wouldn’t recognize him now.” Her mother said with a chuckle, and placed an arm around the woman who, with a ping in her stomach, Sam realized was her dad. Jennie pulled Sam closer, “We need to start studying, so I’ll be borrowing Sam for a couple of hours.” Jennie said pulling on Sam’s arm, whispering quickly, “Don’t freak out until we get into your room, I don’t want to raise suspicion.” as Jennie quietly and out of sight stuck a hairclip in Sam’s bun, which turned off the messages that clogged her brain. “Keep moving.” Jennie hissed as Sam regained control, but kept feeling the intelligence boosting effects of the bun. Sam followed Jennie into her room and as Sam closed the door and turned around Jennie kissed her full on the lips. After breaking off the kiss, Jennie makes a victory fist pump and says “YES. I still like girls.” Then she pauses, looks at the stunned Sam and says, “Woops. I forgot I’m one.” Jennie said rubbing her neck, “Sorry...I needed to make sure everything was straight in my head. eheh, I made a funny pun. I suppose you still like boys though. sorry about that again.” Jennie started getting flustered. Sam nods and says, “Y..y..yea i still like boys. Uh, i..uh...” She blushes and looks down. “Okay...um.” Jennie looked a Sam, “So how are you feeling?” Sam looked at Jennie and said, “Much better now that i know that your okay. I thought i had lost you.” She then hugged Jennie tightly. “No, you didn’t.” Jennie/Johnny said, “Also. This is weird as hell. You have no idea...I’m in a completely different shape, so everything feels odd... and...the obvious.” She motioned to her torso. “Also...I’ve never worn ANYTHING like this stuff.” Sam was suddenly reminded that Johnny had been living a fairly normal life, with the only odd thing being a strange trend of hairstyle. She now realized the smile Jennie was wearing before was for show, and Jennie was starting to panic a bit. “What...I hope he was right...I hope I’m not stuck like this.” Jennie said, fiddling with her skirt. Sam looked at Jennie an said, “Just calm down, I’m sure there’s a way to convert back somehow." "Yeyeah." Jennie said, getting a little emotional. "basically the plan was for me to go undercover, and try and figure out who's behind all of this stuff. In case ms green isn't in charge." Sam nodded and said, “Okay, well what can i do to help?” "We'll find out from Joe tomorrow." Jennie said. "I'm hoping my mom didn't get to my dad yet..." Sam sighs and says, “As you can see, my mom already got my dad. Maybe it takes a day for them to realize that they need to get there spouse changed?” “I hope so, I’m going to go ahead and head home, see if I can’t get to dad before mom does.” She said nervously. Sam kissed Jennie’s cheek, “I’m glad your okay, when this is all over do you..uh..maybe..want to uh...want to date me?” She asked while looking red as a beet. “Aren’t I supposed to ask you?” She says. “And sure...as long as I can get this all fixed.” She gestured again to the curvy torso. Sam laughed and said, “Well i didn’t want someone to snatch you up after this being the big hero you will be.” “Yeah. Well. We’ll both be heroes. I hope.” Jennie said gathering her stuff. “I’ve got to get home, I’ll talk to you later.” Sam smiled and said, “Okay, great study session” She then gave Jennie a knowing wink. “Yeah.” Jennie said smiling. “Let’s do this again sometime.” She left quickly, and rode off on her bike. “Oh, Samantha honey?” Her mother’s voice said. Sam came into the living room and replied, “Yes Mother?” Her parents were both dressed in their professional clothes and had their purses on. “We’re going to a parents-teachers meeting tonight, so we’ll be home late dear.” Her ‘father’ said, as she straightened her blouse. “Just do your homework and clean up after yourself. Your father and I cooked you a nice meal and left it on a plate in the kitchen.” Her mother said. Sam nodded and said, “Thank you father and mother, I will do my homework, eat my dinner, and get a good night’s sleep for school tomorrow.” “Good. Good night dear.” Her mother said as they walked out of the house and closed the door. Sam sighed and went into her room to do her homework. She turned on her computer to keep track of the time and to see who was online on the Internet. She saw Johnny...er...it still said Johnny, was online. She kept doing her homework and got it finished before she imed him. Sam is no longer away Sam: Hey, IM me back when you get done with homework. Johnny: Hey. Bad news. She gave my dad his ‘makeover’. I tried to warn him by text when I found the house empty, but he called me crazy...and they came back with him looking like a lady from an office or something. Wasn’t concerned at all that his son was now a FREAKING SCHOOL GIRL. Sam: Hm, well my parents went off to a “parent-teachers meeting” tonight. And in his mind that’s okay, at least the controlled mind. Johnny: Yeah I was going to ask you about that. They took off just now...What do you think? Sam: I don’t know, I would say that we can go up their and say we forgot some homework if we get caught and then we can look around. Sound good to you? Johnny: You mean tonight? Sam: It’s up to you which night we do this. Johnny: I mean, we could head now, since they’re having that ‘meeting’...I can text Joe and see if he can back us up. Sam: That’s up to you honestly. Text Joe and see if he’s there or not, if he’s there no need to go up there. --after a few minutes, Sam's computer dinged again-- Johnny is no longer away Johnny: He said he isn’t there at the moment, he’s actually with his team-mates planing how they’re going to fix this. Said he’s nearby, but doesn’t want to risk getting caught. Says we can try and scout it out, but text him as soon as something goes wrong. What do you think? should we risk it? Sam: Hm, i say we should just type up a text that says something to the effect of “help, something went wrong!” and keep having it ready to send to Joe so that way we have it ready that all we have to do is press the send button and it will send. Johnny: Yeah I know that's what we should do about the text, I mean are we going up there or no? Sam: Hm, yea I’m ready for a adventure are you? Johnny: Sure...but I don’t want to get you caught. I’ll meet you up there, behind the gym okay? Sam: Okay, Behind the gym. --- Sam left, slipping out her window and leaving it unlocked so she could sneak back in if she had too. She rode her bike up to the school and saw Jennie sitting behind an air conditioner waving her over. “I think they’re holding the meeting in the cafeteria.” She said to Sam, “We can sneak in through the kitchen if we’re quiet and watch from there.” Sam nods and says, “I have a camera if we need to record something, or do you think it would be too dangerous?” “I wouldn’t want us getting caught with it. Hmm. I say we just try and remember whatever we can that’s important.” Jennie said, as they walked up to the cafeteria doors. “They can’t confiscate our brains can...” she sounded like she was about to laugh then stopped. “er...actually they might be able to.” She frowned as they snuck into the kitchen, and headed towards the window looking into the cafeteria. Sam followed her and looked around beside and behind them as to make sure there were no traps. As they reached the little window where food trays were returned, they peeked out to see all the parents sitting smiling as on the makeshift stage, Ms. Green was placing the only man left in the room into the bunifier. “And, that concludes the husband makeover portion of tonights meeting, now I’d like to formally welcome you to the first ever ‘parent-into-teacher’ conference.” Ms. Green said as the man was converted into a woman in business attire, and returned to her seat. Sam spotted her parents in the front row and what she assumed was Johnny/Jennie’s father holding hands with his/her mother a few seats down. Sam watched and wondered what Ms Green meant by “parent-into-teacher.” Ms. Green smiled as she said, “You are all going to be turned into teachers, just like me,” She then clapped her hands twice, “Through a steady process I will make you all just like me. I’ve already put the staff of the school through the process earlier tonight...” As she said this, from behind the stage women began climbing on stage, all of them wearing the same outfit, blue skirt and vest, white blouse, pantyhose and heels, and behind her she thought she heard Jennie hacking like she was going to vomit, and she saw the faces, realizing why. Every single teacher had been turned into Ms. Green, from their heels to the brown hair buns on their head and the grinning faces. Sam swallowed quietly and tried to keep watching. The parents kept smiling as Ms Green walked past her copies to the center of the stage. “Now, I will convert you into Ms. Greens starting with your minds, then your bodies, and finally I will keep your children here after setting up boarding for them in the nearby apartments, so that I can send you all to different schools all over the country to fix our education system, turning all girls into perfect bun’ed school girls and teachers into either Ms. Greens or Bun’ed teachers, and then waiting for me to figure out a way to fix the boys without making them into girls or...well boys with buns looks a bit odd to me, and I’d like to avoid that.” She walked back and forth as she spoke. “Then we’ll take care of the adults, and keep moving till we’ve fixed everyone in the country. But for tonight, we’ll take care of turning all your minds into mine. You’ll have your memories, but I’ll be running your brains.” As she spoke the last sentence a projector screen dropped and a blue hued video started playing out of Sam’s view, and she watched as the parent’s jaws hung open, and their buns started swelling, becoming as large as their heads. Sam looked at Jennie who was torn between going to stop all this, and what Ms. Green might do if they caught them. Jennie was shaking slightly. Sam took the phone from Jennie and texted Joe and told him what they found out and put Jennie’s phone on silent. She then whispered, “Come on, lets get out of here we’ve seen enough.” Sam and Jennie looked one last time to see the buns had lowered themselves onto the parent’s heads and were pulsing slightly, apparently overwriting their minds. A text from Joe appeared and said, “Get out now, if you can. Go home, don’t act strange. We didn’t think she’d move this fast. I’m calling in backup.” Sam handed Jennie’s phone back to her and said, “Joe says go home and don’t act strange. Lets get out of here.” She then left the school the way they came in. Jennie followed Sam, and they hurried home. Sam crawled into bed as she saw her parents lights from their van, and then heard them enter, with clicking heels in sync as they both headed to bed. She made sure the window was locked and she got into her bed and looked like she was sleeping in case her parents came in. --- When she went to eat breakfast the next morning, she saw her parents sitting eating breakfast, and they both now had brown hair just like Ms. Greens, the same outfits on and the same makeup. Sam looked at her parents and said, “Uh mom, dad. Is everything okay? How did the parent-teachers meeting go?” “Perfectly honey.” They said in sync, smiling at her, then her mother stood up and took her plate past her, stopping and saying “Oh, you left a hair clip in your perfect bun...let me get that.” She pulled the counteracting hair clip out of the bun before Sam could react. Sam looked at the clip and said, “Oh i think that’s Jennie’s from before, I’ll give it back to her when i see her today. I’m ready to learn!” “Oh, well I’ll give it to Jennie’s mother, I’ll be seeing her today anyways,” Her mother says, walking away to the kitchen as Sam’s hair bun awakens and attempts to seize control again. Sam walked up to her mom and said, “But i’ll see Jennie first, and she is wearing something today that she needs that to match!” “Well, I’m definitely not giving you it back now.” Her mother said with a smile that wasn’t her own. “Now be a good girl and go to school.” Sam felt the bun coming to life, and before she could fight it she lost her train of thought. She then nodded and said, “Yes school is where i need to be.” Sam headed to school and entered her class to see Jennie wasn’t there. Sam looked around and asked another student, “Have you seen Jennie today?” “I saw her earlier, but she got a text and left.” The student says. “She’s gonna be in big trouble though. Can’t miss classes.” “Hello class.” Ms Green said. “I’ve decided to accelerate your learning a bit, and we’re going to watch a video today.” She said pulling the screen down. Sam raised her hand and said, “Madam may i go to the bathroom?” “After the video Samantha, you should have went before class.” She said smiling, as she turned on the projector, and Sam felt her head beginning to turn toward the blue image on the screen. Sam nodded and said, “Yes madam.” She then watched the screen. She felt herself becoming cloudy in her thoughts and slowly she felt her bun swelling as the girls around her’s buns also grew to the size of their heads, and slowly covered their heads. Sam saw them starting to move over their ears and faces as her own bun moved downward over her eyes, and as it did she was trying to force it back and cursing herself for letting her mom see that hair clip. After it slides over her face, her mind goes blank, and the teacher smiles as the buns pulse, erasing the students minds, and making their minds as well as their faces into her own. As the buns cease their actions, they change to match Ms. Green’s own color hair, and reveals that every student’s head had been converted into a teenage version of Ms. Green, and their bodies were being molded into Ms Green’s teenage body as well by the uniform, the black tights of their uniform becoming the same pantyhose Ms Green constantly wore. By the time the lunch bell rang there wasn’t a single difference between any of them, all of the Greenified girls stood, gathered their things, and headed towards lunch, as the rest of the classes left, and it was revealed that every class had been converted, and the army of clones marched to lunch in silence. --- Meanwhile, back in Joe’s truck, Jennie had been introduced to Angie, his partner for the mission. She was a fierce girl, orange hair, athletic, but not one to be played with. She clenched her fist as she watched the little Ms Green clones leave the classes saying, “That just gets my blood pumping, what do we know about this ‘Green’ bi-” She got cut off by Joe, “Hey, now no language. Well, we know she used to be a normal teacher, then she went and vanished and popped up here. I’m thinking our mystery man is behind it. You know the one that keeps leaving his inventions for poor suckers to find. They end up thinking they can turn people into what they want, and end up turning into monsters themselves?” He then relaxed his tone. “You can see that she’s got some kind of moral system, even if it is f-ed up. She’s trying to fix the schools, make people smarter, improve worker efficiency. but she’s turning people into mindless drones by the end of it.” Angie nods and says, “See why she vanished, maybe the reason behind her trying to fix schools is what she got kicked out for. And so who’s this little school girl, that i might have to baby sit.” She said motioning to Jennie. “He came up with that bright idea.” Jennie said to Angie, pointing at Joe. “I’m Johnny.” Angie looked like she was about to gag on something. Johnny realized she was trying to laugh too hard. “What’s so funny.” “OH-oh- the reason he...came up...with that idea...is this...” She said, gasping for breath. she whispered into Joe’s ear “Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” as sexy as she could. Joe suddenly froze and morphed into a tan blonde in a tank top and shorts. “Da-” “Heyyyy....no bad language in front of the school girl!” Angie said laughing. Angie held her side and gasped for breath as she kept laughing at Joe now Joan. “That was an interesting trigger phrase” Joan said frowning. “I should be used to this, but I’m not. I mean I completely went crazy the first three months of constantly turning back and forth. Not to mention the different things I had to remember...you know how awkward it is to be a guy who has a purse hidden with him at all times, just in case?” Angie caught her breath and said, “Yeah and you pawned it off as mine whenever i was around you!” She then gave him a dirty look. “Yes...well...I didn’t want to look like a freak.” He said, as Jennie looked between the two. “Is anyone going to change me back?” She said getting frustrated. Angie looked Jennie over and said, “What do you think the reversal for this one would have to be?” “Well, we could try the straight reversal, but I don’t think the Bun is going to come off so easily.” Joan says, looking through her devices, then finding one she grins as, and zapping the bun with it, and it falls to the floor, as Jennie hair drops as well. “OW. that kinda hurt.” Joan followed that up with a zap from a small ray gun. “Classic gender change gun. simple but it works.” As she said this Jennie turned back into Johnny. “YES! Body back!” Johnny said cheering. Angie laughed and said, “Wow, but i thought you said there was someone else helping him Joe i mean Joan.” Joan looked nervous and pointed to one of the Ms Green Student’s eating lunch in silence. “I think that one is her.” she smiled nervously at Angie, and Johnny sat down looking somber. Angie face palmed herself and said, “Oh fun, there goes our extra help. How did this happen? And do you think that we can change her back to the girl that she original form? I don’t think Johnny wants his girl to be like that for the rest of her life.” Points to the girl in the lunch room. "no I don't think he does." Joan said. "we can use the time reverser to take her back to the point before she had her mind overwritten." “True, but that means that we have to get her alone and close enough to her with out raising suspicion.” Angie said. “Well, we could just try...hmm. I wonder. We have to keep an eye on her, make sure we get the right one. They’re probably going to head back to their old homes one last night before the parents are sent away. That’ll be our best chance to grab her.” Joan guessed. “I don’t think we can get to her while she’s in the school though.” Angie nods and says, “Yeah, that would be the best. Do you know where she lives Johnny?” “Yeah.” Johnny said, “Please, don’t let me lose her...” He said to himself. “Okay, so do you think you can get close enough to her to shoot her with the time reverser?” Angie said. “Maybe.” Johnny said. “I think I can.” Angie nods and looks at Johnny, “Okay, but not looking like that you cant.” “Wh...what?” He said looking at himself. Angie sighs and points out the obvious, “Your a guy, and not in your girl form.” “Bu...but why do I have to be a girl?” He says looking nervous, not keen on being a girl again. Angie points to the lunch room with all the girls in there, “Do you see any guys in there?!” “No! but...I was going to get her on the way home! and I’d have to look like one of those clones if I was going to blend in!” He said, as Joan just sat back and watched the argument. Angie puts her hand on her hip and says, “You’ve still got to blend in.” “No, not if I sneak up on her! when she’s going home?” He says, desperate for an out that wouldn’t put him back in a school girl uniform. Angie folds her arms and says, “So it’s not weird that ‘Jennie’ disappears all day and that there is a GUY standing around at school??” “You think I’m going back in there now? no way!” He said. “I’m not going anywhere near that school, I’m getting Sam out and you guys can handle the rest.” Angie looks disappointingly at Johnny and said, “Really? You don’t want your parents changed back?” “I do...I...what do you want me to do.” He said giving in. Angie smiled and said, “Go in there act like everything is okay, if you get in trouble text us and we’ll get you out. And after school go to Sam’s house and ‘get your make up work’ for the class you missed.” “But what do we do if they try and turn me into a Ms. Green Jr.?” He said. Angie thinks about it for a bit and turns towards Joan. “Okay time to go back to normal. What do you think about Johnny’s question?” “Well...we could try a protective item again, but they caught on to Sam’s.” Joe said as he returned to normal. Angie nods and says, “Yeah and it would be weird if everyone else was changing but him.” “So...should we...I don’t know, seeing as the clones have the same minds as Ms. Green it is going to be hard to fake him being a carbon copy of teenage Ms. Green.” Joe said. “Unless he’s a really good actor and knows everything about her...” Angie laughs and says, “Well I guess your gonna have to stay out of school this time, but your gonna have to change back into Jennie and get the make up work from Sam.” “Okay. That sounds okay.” He said. “Um...so how are you going to change me back?” Angie points to the gender changer gun. Joe took aim with it and Johnny said “Oh boy.” “Nope!” Joe said as he zapped Johnny, turning him into a Jennie in jeans and a t-shirt. “Oh girl is more appropriate. also. put this back on.” He held up the bun, in a small jar, they removed earlier, which looked ready to reattach itself to Jennie, moving around the jar creepily. “Oh god no. not that again.” Jennie said. Angie smiles and takes the lid off of the jar and tilts it towards Jennie. “Here you go!” Jennie hesitantly grabbed the bun and placed it against the back of her neck, where it began sucking up all of her hair ends, pulling it into it and then pulling itself up until her hair became tight against her head again, in a permanent bun hairdo again. She felt her mind being flooded with thoughts of school and studying as her clothes morphed back into the uniform, and Joe inserted the counteracting hairpen as her shoes finished changing. “Gah, thanks, I was about to go straight to class before you did that.” Jennie said. “I’ll keep in touch. See you guys tonight if I can get Sam away.” She was handed a small box with a button and a pointing device on the end like an antenna, this was the time reverser. Angie nudges Jennie and says, “Good luck.” As the day came to a close outside, Jennie rode her bike through Sam’s neighborhood, every house filled with the same erie blue light, and she glimpsed the families inside, everyone of them with their buns wrapped around their heads, pulsing with the light as they were slowly molded into Ms. Green. She even rode past a police car, with a police woman who's computer was glowing blue, and saw a identical bun wrapped around her head. Jennie shook her head and rode past, pulling up beside Sam’s house, and looking in her window to see her on her bed facing her TV, with the same strange blue signal, and her bun wrapped around her face. Jennie thought what is this blue light and will it effect me? She touched the hair clip on her head. I hope this will counteract it. No way to get to Sam otherwise. Jennie looked over and stared at Sam’s television, waiting with baited breath for her bun to start growing or something, but after a minute or two nothing happened. Thank god. She thought, and slipped in through Sam’s still unlocked window, and zapped her bun covered head with the time reverser, and Sam’s body began returning to normal...well...as normal as she was before the class that morning. Jennie placed a hair clip in Sam’s bun, and whispered, “Sam we have to go...right now!” Sam looked at Jennie and then looked around and wondered how she got in her room. “Okay lead the way.” Sam whispered to Jennie. They got out of the house, and a van pulled up as it began to rain. It was Joe and Angie. “Okay, jump in Sam...” Jennie said, hoping in. “I guess you all were watching?” “Yeah, the rest of the town is being overwritten by that broadcast, so we thought we could risk this...” Joe said. Sam got in and looked at Joe and Angie, who was driving. “Uh, hi I’m S-” Angie cut her off, “We know who you are. Your Samantha, but you like to be called Sam because your more of a tom boy than a girly girl.” Sam’s eyes got wide and she looked scared. “Stop frightening the girl Angie, she just woke up after loosing half a day.” Joe said. Jennie wrapped her arms around Sam, “It’s going to be okay. There was a lot of screwed up stuff last night and this morning, then I almost lost you, but you’re back, and we’ve...well we don’t have a plan but we’re not giving up.” Sam put her head on Jennie’s chest and sighed, “At least we didn’t lose each other.” Angie drives off out of Sam’s development and looks at Joe. “Where to oh wise man who has many forms?” Joe moved to point and then stopped, looked at Angie, then resumed point again after a pause. “That way. We’ve gotten permission to use an old warehouse owned by an out of towner as our staging point. Back up will be there by the time we arrive.” Angie drives to where Joe had pointed while Sam watches Joe and Angie. They pull up, and open the garage doors, and ride up into it. They find a pair of cars inside already, and a group of people huddled around a table. They climbed out and Sam clung onto Jennie scared for her life. Angie walked up to the group and put her arms on a few of them as she says, “Now what are you girls gossiping about now?” “Haha. Not all girls. So it’s funny” says one guy with longer brown-blonde hair. “At least at the moment. We’re looking over the map of the town, trying to figure out where she’s began turning most of these adults into Ms. Greens. We saw the notes you left on this “bun machine” that made the students into school girl zombies...but can’t find the second one yet.” Sam spoke up and said, “She turned our parents into Ms. Greens in our school on what looked like a makeshift stage. “Well little lady, we’re talking about the non-parents. The rest of the town was turned into teacher’s over the same day, and now they’re beginning to converted into Ms. Greens as well.” The man said, “I’m Craig by the way.” Sam nodded at Craig and said, “I’m Sam, maybe it was the TVs. Mine was doing a weird thing when we left my house.” “Nice to meet you Sam, also, we saw that transmission, we assume it is a signal only your special buns can receive. We want to do an experiment. We’ll let one of the unMs.Greened victims go under a recorded and monitored conversion into a Ms. Green, and then use this information to figure out how to send the buns a different sign-” He stopped and got an evil smile. “I know what we’ll do. we’ll alter the Ms Green signal and replace it with the perfect candidate to fix all of this.” He looked at Angie. Angie looked at Craig and her eyes narrowed, “Hell no Craig, you know I don’t like being the guinea pig!” “I’m not talking about testing the Ms. Green conversion on you, I’m talking about using you as the new template in our counter transmission.” Craig says, snickering at the beginning. “You’d rip my head off if I wanted to strap you in front of that TV.” Angie nods, “Yes i probably would, so what are your plans with me?” She asks cautiously. “We’ll figure that our after we figure out how the transmission thing works...” He said. “But we need someone to get into our special observation room, and watch the transmission. They’ll have to have one of the buns on their head too. So it’s either gonna have to be Cathy or one of the two school girls here, or we could change the gender of one of the guys and use them.” Angie smiles evilly and looks at Joe, “Oh JJJJooooooeeeee!!!” “Oh no you’re not!” He closes his eyes, “Grandma, dead bodies, rotten cabbage, baseball, football players.” Angie walks up to Joe and runs her hand up and down his chest as she says in a soft voice, “Aw, what’s the matter Joe?” “Nothing completely unattractive computer voice.” He says, eyes shut. Angie kisses Joe softly on his neck and works her way up to his cheek and lets him feel her breath on his lips. “Hm, but I’m not a computer Joe. I’m a real, live, woman.” With that, Joe’s chest filled out as the rest of him twisted in places and swelled in bits, hair growing till he was Joan again. She still had her eyes closed. “I’m a girl again arn’t I? Da-” Angie covered his mouth “Now now! No foul language from our future school girl!” Angie smirked. “Oh no! I’m not letting you put one of those buns on me!” She said pointing to the glass box with a bun in it. Angie hugged Joan tightly and said to the other guys, “Now, get her now!” Craig grabbed the bun and said to Joan, “Sorry, but one of us has’t be the test subject!” As he let the bun suck up Joan’s hairs. “No! NONONO-” Joan said as the Bun pulled itself against her skull. “I...must get to class! Let me go! I need to get changed into my uniform!” As she said this her clothes started changing, morphing into the tights, skirt, blouse and leather shoes outfit Jennie and Sam were wearing. Angie picked Joan up and said, “Where do you want her?” Craig opened a storage room, which appeared to have been converted into some sort of observation room, with a chair with straps, and all kinds of monitoring equipment mounted around it. Joan struggled, but with Craig’s help they tie her down in the chair, and he puts a hair clip in her hair to talk to her normally for a moment. “Alright, so this is going to suck, but we’ll put you back, right as rain, once it is over okay?” He told Joan. Joan just started angrily and said, “Screw you guys.” Angie smiled and winked as she said, “Aw, you wish!” And then Craig removed the hair clip as Sam and Jennie stood nearby. Sam watched everything and asked Jennie while clinging onto her. “Do you trust these guys?” “I do.” Jennie said, “Do you?” Sam looks at them and says, “I guess so, I trust your judgement.” As they said this, Joan struggled in the chair as the TV turned on, and showed the blue signal. Joan began to relax and the bun on her head began to grow, becoming the size of her head and sliding downward slowly, covering her eyes, then nose, and then her entire head by the bun, which swelled and then relaxed as the broadcast played. “Straaaange things those buns are.” Craig said. Angie nodded and said, “Yea, lets try to decipher what this signal is.” They watched as over the course of a half hour Joan’s hair turned the same brown as Ms Green’s, and her body began changing to match the teenage Ms. Green as she twitched. “Looks like it does a complete conversion of the body, and it looks like even the clothes slightly.” He gestured to Joan’s tights, which were lightening into pantyhose. Angie nods and says, “But how do we reverse it Craig?” “I don’t think we can by normal means. Time reversal seems to be our only option...wait something else is happening to Joan...” He said, and as they watched, she began to shift and grow a bit, and her body became identical to teacher Ms. Green, as her clothing morphed into the same outfit, the blue skirt, white blouse, blue vest, black pumps that Ms. Green wore to class. “Oh my god, she’s going to turn all of the students into her duplicates as well.” He said. Angie shakes her head in disapproval. “This one is the craziest I've seen yet.” She said in a sadden voice. “Well...that one with the living clothing was a bit crazy too. could give it a run for its money.” Craig said. Angie nods and says, “Yea but at least that one was easy to figure out, we don’t even know the motive on this one.” “Yeah. Motive on this is cloudy. Though the basic motive of Ms. Green is twisted but obvious, she isn’t the source. who’s behind this? who would benefit?” They looked at Joan, who was now 100% Ms. Green, and who’s bun was beginning to recede and took its place as a larger bun on her head that the one Joan had had before. “Where am I? Who are you people?” She asked. Angie walks over to her and says, “This is a test for a new teaching job. Who was your last boss?” “Oh haha. nice try. I still know everything the other me does. I’m just shocked you’d sacrifice someone just to get me here.” She said, “I’m no fool. I used to be a regular old teacher till I was fixed, but now I’m way smarter and I can fix everything.” Angie looks at the teacher and says, “The way you talk it sounds like you think we cant reverse it.” “You...I completely replaced the person you put in this chair. Not even an ounce of them is left!” She said, getting nervous. Angie smiles and says, “Oh really? You think your THAT powerful? Your not god love, i promise you that.” “I’m not God. but I can at least make our children into good students.” Ms Green started looking between nervous and happy. “I’ll remake all the teachers using my Buns into perfect teachers, and they’ll fix all the girls with more buns, and any boys who cause trouble will be turned into bun girls, and the rest will be personally tutored by the girls until they get their own version of the Bun.” Angie looks at the teacher and says, “And how does making our children into fucking zombies make them into better students?!” “They’ll be better off zombies who learn and obey.” She said the last part as if she really believed it. Angie sighs and walks out of the room saying, “I can’t talk to her anymore, if I do I’ll smack her so hard that she’ll be feeling it for the next 3 years.” Craig smiled at Angie. “Would you be happier if we turned her into you?” He said smirking wider with a knowing smile. Angie looked at Craig and said, “Maybe, I just want Joe back.” “Well, I need to figure out how to negate the evil Ms. Green army that will be created tomorrow when she sends out this final transmission.” Craig says. “Best way is to replace her with someone who won’t go along with her plans, and if we’re lucky, she’ll change into them as well by falling into her own transmission. You seem like the perfect model for the new transmission.” Angie looks at Craig and sighs as she says, “What do I have to do?” “Nothing, we’ll scan you and insert you in place of the Ms. Green code. Hope you won’t mind waking up wearing a bun and her clothes though, it’s going to be a rush job so we won’t have time to change that.” Craig said as he gave the guys with the computers the thumbs up, and they started typing fast, as a girl, apparently the Cathy he mentioned, walked over with the handheld scanner. Angie sighs, “Okay will i act any differently or will i just have her clothes on and that..that bun.” She asked while censoring what she wanted to say because of Jennie and Sam. “Everything will be normal with you. You know we proved that you were immune to mind controls.” Craig said, “Still a little nervous though?” Angie nods and says, “Hey wait a minute! When did you guys prove that I was immune to mind controls?!” “Don’t you remember, you headbutted that guy right in the face when he tried using the slave beam on you? That was hilarious too.” Cathy said laughing. “Thought I wasn’t so lucky before that.” She frowned. Angie laughed and said, “Oh yeah! I forgot about that guy, it was so funny he was like ‘now it’s time for you to be perfect’ and i was like ‘oh really’, and BAM forehead meet nose. Did we ever find out why I’m immune to the mind control?” She then stood there waiting to be scanned. Cathy scanned her, and said, “No, but I wish I knew. It’s always me and Joe that get hit by that stuff.” Cathy frowned again. “I don’t mind when me and Craig get frisky with the confiscated devices, but I trust him...I’m tired of people playing with my brain every other mission...but at least we’re doing good.” Craig took the scanner and handed it to the coding team. “There we should be ready to test it on Joe’s body in a few minutes.” Angie nodded and said, “Well i wouldn’t mind if Joe got frisky with me.” She then covered her mouth and blushed as she realized what she had said. Cathy smirked and said, “Well you’ll have to learn how to keep him from turning into a girl, or learn to like girls.” She giggled at that, as Craig said, ”okay, we’re going to start.” The TV changed and began glowing purple, as the Ms Green strapped in the chair said, “No...what are you doing...stop...you can’t do this...you’re messing up my beautiful plan!” As her bun began to swell again and moved over her face, silencing her and beginning to pulse once more. Angie watches and says to Cathy, “Yeah, I guess I’ll just have to find a way to keep him from turning into a girl.” The bun pulses, and the hair begins turning as black as Angie’s, and the body in the chair twisted slightly, changing to match Angie’s as the time passed by, and eventually the bun lifted off and shrank back into its place on her head, revealing Angie’s face, the new one dressed in Ms Green’s outfit still. Angie smiles and waves at herself, “hello!” Craig smirks. “Bit awkward Angie? You seem awfully comfortable with this.” Angie looks at Craig and says, “It is awkward but we’ve had worse!” “Well, it’s time to change Joe back then.” Craig says, picking up the time reverser. Angie opens up the door to the room that Joe-Angie was in. Craig walks up to Joe-Angie, “Ready to go back to being Joe again?” He said smiling. Angie watched as Craig walks up to Joe-Angie. He zaps Joe-Angie and time reverses, first from Angie to Ms. Green, and Ms. Green to School girl Joan, then to Joan normal again as the bun falls off. “Close enough.” Joan shook her head. “Ow my head hurts.” Angie runs up and hugs him as she says, “I’m sorry for making you do that!” Joan turns red in the ears, and says, “It’s alright, did it work? Do we have a plan?” Angie kisses him deeply and breaks the kiss as she says, “Yes, you might have just saved everyone.” She then winks and stands up straight. Joan stares at Angie. “I am never going to be a guy again at this rate.” She said throwing her hands in the air. Angie laughs and hugs Joan and whispers in her ear, “Maybe i like both sex's?” Craig smirked and said, “Well, we had better get our trap ready for tomorrow.” He looked at Sam and Jennie. “I’m sorry, but you two will have to go back home and watch that first transmission and be converted, just so they don’t notice anything suspicious. We want her to think she’s won.” He seemed ashamed to ask them to sacrifice themselves temporarily. Sam looks terrified, and she asked Craig, “Is that...is that the only way?” “Yes, otherwise she might notice something, and then she might decide to change her plans or methods.” He said. Sam nodded and sighed, “I’m gonna hate it but I’ll do it.” They said their good byes, and Sam was dropped off in front of her house. She slipped in through the window, after seeing her parents in the living room, now turned into identical Ms. Greens with bun covered heads watching their blue television. She closed her window and saw the TV still on that blue signal station. She took a deep breath and sits in her bed again. “Lets get this over with.” She says, pulling out the protective hair clip, and as it falls to the floor, her bun had already begun growing and hungrily gobbling up her head as she sighs and relaxes as she watches the TV. Within a few minutes her bun was wrapped around her face, erasing her mind again as it began receiving the Ms Green signal. Across town, the same was happening to Jennie, as she thought “I hope their plan works,” as the bun slides across her nose and eyes, and then minutes later both her and Sam’s heads are being over written and have changed to the same brown as everyone Else's in town, and their tights have become pantyhose like before. Angie watched from the surveillance camera’s with Craig and Joe. Angie looks at Craig and asks, “Are you sure this will work?” “Yes. It has to.” He says. --- The next morning all of the students arrive at the school, and sat down for class, as the adults sat in front of TVs and computers preparing for the final transmission that would complete they’re conversion, and give their orders for their next target towns. Angie and Craig were preparing to intercept the signal as Ms Green paced her classroom. “Change of plans from yesterday my students, I have decided that each and everyone of you is going to become me completely. full grown duplicates. I’ll be starting now, so watch the blue screen.” She flipped the switch and the screens all over the city turned blue and began broadcasting the final piece, as the students began growing, and their clothes began changing into the teacher uniform. Angie saw the TV in the room that Joe-Angie was in flip on and she looked at Craig and said, “Shoot, she’s starting the transmission early! We need to get that counter-transmission up and running two minutes ago!” Craig looked at his hacking team and said, “Can we get in to replace the broadcast yet?” “It’s going to be close, but yeah. Twenty seconds max.” One man said. Back in the classroom, “Only thirty seconds and you will all be complete, and ready to change the world.” Ms Green said as the bun covered heads all nodded in sync in agreement. Craig looked at his team expectantly, “Ready yet?” “Yes....right...NOW.” The guy behind the laptop said, hitting a key. The TV in the observation room turned purple, and all across town TVs started turning purple. Angie looked into the room with the TV and saw that it had turned purple. “Good job guys, TV screen is purple. Never thought seeing a purple TV screen would be a good thing but it is right now,” Angie said to everyone there. As she said this, back in the classroom, Ms Green was looking confused, and watched as the Ms Green clones in each of the desks had their buns change from brown to black hair. “What is going on? what happened to my perfect students?” She said, as the Ms Green in the front desk completed her conversion into an Angie. The Angie at the front desk smiles and stands up as she says, “Your plan has failed Ms. Green, if that is your real name.” “No! I won’t give up!” She said, preparing to leave as two more Angies are completed, and grab her. The Angies force her in a chair and hold her down, even though it would only take one Angie to hold her because she’s so strong but to make sure that she wasn’t going anywhere both Angies held onto her. Then they notice that Ms Green has her eyes shut tight, trying not to look at the purple screen at the front. They motioned for the front desk Angie to help and the front desk Angie grabbed a tape dispenser and then taped Ms Green’s eye lids open. “No- stop that- please I don’t-” Ms Green then stopped talking as the purple signal entered her vision, and her bun began to swell on her head. The Angies smiled and watched Ms Green. The bun on her head swallowed her face, and began to pulse as it darkened to Angie's color of hair. The Angies kept her held down in case something went wrong. Soon the bun slowed, and slid back up to the top of her head, revealing Angie's smirking face. One of the Angie’s ask the Green-Angie, “Do you feel better?” “I feel much better..thanks for asking me, me!” Green-Angie said. With that, the cleanup began, and after a few weeks of memory wiping and government covering up, Sam and Johnny are standing by the road with Angie and Joe. “Well, this is goodbye. We left you guys the memories of this, so you can apply to work with us in the future if you want to.” Joe said. “I don’t know about that.” Johnny said, hugging Sam. “Bit dangerous to me, but we’ll keep you in mind.” Sam nods and says, “If we ever see something that’s off, we will give you a call. And you might not want to work with them Johnny, but I found it interesting to be working with them.” “We fixed your original teacher back to normal, and we’re still investigating who originally put that bun on her and made her go crazy and turn into Ms Green.” Joe said, “We’ll keep in touch though. See you guys later! Not too soon though.” He winked. Angie hugged Sam and waved goodbye, as the truck pulled out of the town. Johnny put his arm around Sam and as they walked down the sidewalk. “You know we’re going to have to study extra hard. Still got those notes?” “Sure do.” She said, leaning against him.

#brainwashing #transformation

[skiasurveys]

How do you dress when you’re not at work? Just average clothes, T-shirt jeans, depends on my mood. What is your favorite thing about yourself? I like to think I listen to people fairly well. Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing? Just a graphic tshirt i got from a store. What was the first thing you thought this morning? That fuck, I was tired. Who did you last say I love you to? Connor Are you wearing shorts? No Ever had a boy best friend? Yeah. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? if hes my boyfriend, yeah Do your parents actually knock on your door before entering your room? not really Do you think sweat bands look hot on guys? no Have you ever thought a man over 40 was attractive? yeah. i mean..george clooney, cmon Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you? Taller. Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? ehhhh. Is there a song that every time you hear it, you think of someone? Oh, tons. What can’t you wait for? To move out of my house and live with my boyfriend <3 Are you ticklish? yes fuck Do you have a bad temper? i can yeah What brand of digital camera do you own? Canon. Have you ever seen a Broadway show in New York? Nope. thatd be sweet tho Do you get drunk every weekend? Nope. What did you do today? Drove my mom to work, went out for a bit, went shopping for a tv with my boyfriend. Are you listening to music right now? no Your last ex died today, how would you feel? I mean im not heartless id be sad for his family but i am not close with him and never was that close when we dated.  Do you like maxi dresses? nah

Do you worry about guys thinking you’re hot? No?? wtf i only worry that if im friends with guys that they only talk t me because they might want to be with me. but i mean im not that fucking great

Are you healthy? honestly no. I need to work better at my eating habits and i need to drink more water. Do you like the idea of promise rings in relationships? eh. Did you wear sunglasses today? No If you straighten your hair, how long does it take? pretty long since i have natural curls Can anyone in your immediate family play the guitar? Nope. Why were you last frustrated? Money stuff Would you date someone 8 years older than you? depends.My current boyfriend is 6.5 years older than me, so it wouldnt be a stretch, but idk. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yeah

Do you have a friend of the same sex you can talk to? yes What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex? dis ass What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight? I want connor to fcuk me lmao You’re single, right? Nope. Do you like the snow? only in decemember around christmas, after that uit can fuck offf When was the last time you were told you were cute? i cant remember Would you ever smile at a stranger? I always do. usually. Do you need to go shopping for anything? yea How much have you changed in the last year or so? a lot. I am not so naive, I learned from my mistakes. Im different but not completely. im just not in the mind set that everyone is good  Do you have a favourite name? What is it? skia. Do you wrap up warm in the cold weather? yea If you could live anywhere, where would you choose? Why? Iceland man Do you have any habits you’d like to break? Which? Biting my nails, my sudden urges to eat fast foods. Have you ever wished to be an internet celebrity? How about a ‘real’ one? Yeah, I would like to be a youtube content creator, that would be sweet. But I wouldnt want to be a celebrity from hollywood. Have you kept any birthday cards from when you were younger? yeah Have you ever been kayaking? no. i cant swim Do you care overly about other people? yeah If you could have any animal as a pet, which would you choose? wolf. What is your favourite piece of furniture you own? my couch Do you still live with your parents? yeah Have you ever been told your aspirations are unrealistic? no When were you last jealous? Are you a jealous person? i am always jealous because i hate myself

Do you ever think about embarrassing moments and cringe? yea Do you believe you will never get over someone? No. Do you watch scary movies on your own? i dont like scary movies in general What is your favourite family tradition? idk.