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shiggyscumrag · 3 months
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.
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shiggyscumrag · 5 months
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Someone needs to make a mean ass version of Mike Schmidt, cause I think he could be a little shit. An absolute cunt even. But a funny hot cunt that deserves this funny hot cunt.
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hi can u do one with MTF and rengoku. They do a quickie before rengoku leaves for work. MTF is wearing a plaid pink mini mini dress.
There you stand in front of the mirror hands running up the soft pink plaid dress. Mini dress. Showing arguably too much skin for most people, but for you it could be even shorter. Absolutely feeling yourself up in the mirror you can not help but glance at your husband through the reflection. You felt yourself getting hard staring at his muscular back putting on his button up shirt. His ass being firmly hugged by his form fitting pants. Turning around you slowly glide over to your boyfriend. Once by his side you place a hand on his shoulder as he turns to face you.
“Hey baby.” He scans your body noticing the small garment you called a dress. He has always been convinced you wear those just to get him horny without having to try.
“I really want your cock baby. I want it real bad.” You slowly bend your knees till you make contact with the ground. Now kneeling in front of him on the floor you say “How about a quickie before you leave?”
Swallowing quietly he nods, and that’s the cue you take to start undoing his belt. Pulling his pants down to his knees you pull down his tight boxer briefs. You could see the outline of his hard 6.5 inch cock. You could practically drool at the sight. Finally pulling out his red tipped cock you give the tip a little kitten lick before going all in. Gripping hard at the back of your head you can feel his fingers dig into your scalp. Going a little harder he pulls you off with a pop. Lips red and now lip gloss on his shaft he wipes away the spit on your chin and lifts you up for a needy kiss. Throwing you on the bed he wastes no time pulling up your dress revealing your cute white panties. A small pink bow on the front right where the tip of your cock was sticking out and leaking pre. He rips off your panties as you giggle saying “someone’s a little needy!” He flips you over ass up and face into the covers.
He looks down at you and smirks “Doesn’t mean I’m gonna go easy on you.” You can’t help but blush at his comment and then moan as his hands starts rubbing up and down your cock. After a couple strokes pre is already oozing from your tip. You moan and moan as he continues to flick his wrist at the perfect speed, you feel like you can’t hold it in much longer. The moment you feel a twitch he pulls away. You whine loudly and turn to give him your best puppy dog eyes when you see he’s holding his cock. Smirking you push yourself back against him, he grins and slips in. The gasp you gusp was deep since he isn’t holding back as he pounded into you.
Starting to drool your eyes are rolling farther back into your skull. You could feel a twitch again and this time you spoke a broken sentence.
“Ren- babe, ‘m gonna cum!” Your moans coming out between words as the tears rolled down your cheeks; a streak of mascara going with them. He pulls you up against him as he goes deeper. His hand around your throat, and the grip he holds on your hip feels electric. His balls slapping against the back of thighs makes you wanna cum. You gotta hold it in longer, this feels to good. Rengoku doesn’t have to go to work today. Turning your head back to face him you start to kiss his jaw, and begin to leave a hickie right below his collar. Maybe a little seduction will make him stay home. He moans as he starts going even harder making you stop and cry out as he pounds straight into your g spot. Lifting you he slips you off the bed to stand you up against him.
If his hand wasn’t around your throat keeping you up you’d be on the ground shaking from how good he’s fucking you right now. You feel cold where Rengokus hand now moves from your hip to your tip as he rubs the slit gently. Your body shakes as you scream out “RENGOKU!” while cum sprays from your cock. Gasping and continuing to moan as Rengoku works you through your orgasm you feel a warmth fill you.
“Did you just cum?” You ask as your turn your head to face him. He chuckes.
“Sweetheart, I gotta leave in 5!” He kisses your cheek as he pulls out and runs to the bathroom for a wash cloth. You sink to your knees as you wait for him to return, now exhausted. He rushes back scooping you into his arms as he lays you on the bed to clean you up. The warm wash cloth feels really good, but leaves you feeling really cold. He takes off your slutty plaid dress and slips you into his favorite panties of yours and his oversized hoodie that could be a dress for you. He then slips some cute legging yoga pants on you, and slips fuzzy socks over your bare feet then placing the new ugs he bought you. He really does spoil you. Attacking you with kisses he picks you up as he says “You can just come to work with me today!” Carrying you into the car as he buckles you in and drives to work.
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shiggyscumrag · 5 months
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shiggyscumrag · 6 months
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So we're all aware of the running joke that Izuku does not remember the iconic river scene,
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This one right here. The one that Katsuki is constantly referring back to as "the moment where it all went wrong" and being all dramatic about. His core memory of Izuku being a hero.
But I raise you this... Katsuki does not remember this scene,
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This is the scene where a young Katsuki has just finished winning a fight against some older kids that were being bullies.
The scene that is Izuku flashes back to when thinking about Katsuki's heroic nature.
Because Katsuki does not remember a time when he stood up to Bullies instead of being one.
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shiggyscumrag · 6 months
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Do you write for chainsaw man specifically Denji??
Yes I do!!
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shiggyscumrag · 7 months
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Do u do trans readers?
Yes I do!! If you check out my master list you can find some trans reader content!!
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shiggyscumrag · 8 months
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Do u take smut request cause I got a steamy one 🥵🥵
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Yes I do
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shiggyscumrag · 8 months
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#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
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shiggyscumrag · 8 months
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So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭
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shiggyscumrag · 8 months
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shiggyscumrag · 8 months
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another comic for the saga
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shiggyscumrag · 9 months
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It was very effective
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shiggyscumrag · 9 months
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This is so fucking hot I can not explain the chokehold that this has on me. I am also very gay and it’s pride month so this is a must!!
“Come on but the pink thong looks so good on you!!” Mina squeals as you tuck the bright fluorescent strings into your low rise jeans. “You know that all the whores at this party will look ten times sluttier than you with your thong strings showing.” She pouts as she gives her best puppy dog eyes.
You sigh and pull the strings back out to hug your hips and Mina jumps up and hugs you “YES! See I’m such a good influence on you.” She giggled as she strutted into the bathroom.
You stood there transfixed looking at yourself in the full length mirror. Your eyes jumped around from the golden dangles hanging from your ear lobes, to the strings of your thong, to the freckle that laid right underneath the crop top you bore against your chest. You looked at the makeup you and Mina spent an hour on, that now looked all melted in the now spiraling mirror.
Your hand reached out the mirror all on its own as if some puppeteer pulled on invisible strings to bring you to life. As your finger pressed against the cool glass you could feel a shiver blast through your body. Now cold and a little dazed you look to your side table and see a vibrant pack of something. Oh right, the gummies.
Mina had decided that getting cross faded for the club would be best. In her words exactly “It would be miserable without drugs. It sucks to be self aware when you party. It makes you anxious; self conscious. But if you get high and drunk off your ass, it’s a fucking blast!” Fist pumping in the air as she stood a top your bed to really get the point across.
Thinking back on it, I guess it had been an hour or so since taking them. Now it makes sense, the zoning out. You pull your eyes away from the gummies for one second and now your eyes are stuck looking at her. I mean who wouldn’t get stuck staring at Mina, she’s gorgeous. You were so beyond grateful to call her a friend. It’s kind of funny, that is the fact that you’re even friends with her. You thought you’d never be cool enough for Mina, but that’s what she loves about you most. You never cared enough to popular, let alone longed for like she did. Mina always wanted to pretty, “normal”, popular. And boy did she get it.
Everyone knows Mina. When they see a bright ball of pink hair you hear “Yo Mina!!” From across whatever room you’re in. Being her friend was like being with a celebrity and everyone else was paparazzi.
You didn’t know when your body started moving but you only notice it when you are standing right next to Mina. You can’t help but let your eyes wander to her figure in the mirror. Her body is perfect. She catches you staring and looks at you through the mirror. You can see her eyes are as bloodshot as yours. You let out a chuckle at noticing the detail. You look away from her eyes in the mirror to now actually look into her eyes. She turns to face you, gazing from your lips then to your eyes. You feel flustered from catching that glance. You couldn’t help but do the same. You know you shouldn’t kiss her, she’s your best friend for fucks sake. But she’s all you wanted in this moment.
“You know I’ve been meaning to ask you something.” She takes one step forward “I didn’t know how’d you react so I’ve been waiting.” She speaks as she takes another step closer, inching closer to my body by the second. “But now that I see you like this.” Her yellow irises scan you up down and back up again. “Do you want to have sex with me?” Her lips curled slightly in the corner.
Before you have anytime to shout out yes, she kisses you. It’s a sloppy teeth grinding kiss. But the desperation is the best part. The way she gripped onto your neck in pure need, the need to be fully encapsulated by you. You give in to the kiss and your hands find her waist as she starts pushing you backwards making you haphazardly walk to your bed. Hitting the plush mattress you stop and flip her over. She pulls back and scoffs, a taken a back by your move.
“When did you learn that trick?” Instead of answering her you just push her down and keep kissing her. Her legs find their way around your waist as your knee comes up to join her on the bed. Before you could get fully on the bed she started to grind back and forth against your thigh. You pull back and look down to see if this is really happening and you look back to her. You must’ve had a terrified look on your face due to her next comment.
“Hey it’s okay, you’re just making me feel good.” She says this while cupping your face for comfort. You shouldn’t be doing this, but it feels so right. So instead of pulling away like you should have, you lean right back down to start kissing again. With each kiss she started grinding against your thigh harder and harder. You felt an audible moan she let out as your tongues still danced around your mouth.
Pulling back you looked at her in a moment of adoration. Her pupils blown out all big and wide, her lips pinker than usual and definitely swollen. She looked so needy.
“Hey go grab me my bag.” Not gonna lie you were a little thrown off my the command but you followed it none the less. Leaving from between her legs you grab her bag from the floor and hand it to her. Looking at her with curiosity you see her rummaging through all her possessions and watch her pull out a little bullet vibrator. “I always have it on me in case of an emergency.”
You wouldn’t qualify this as an “emergency”, but it sure worked out pretty well for your case. Letting out a nod of approval you watch as she slowly slips up her dress to reveal that she has no panties on. You must have let out a little gasp cause she just giggles.
“Lesson number one babe, always have easy access.” She’s looking you in the eyes as your saying this but your attention is drawn down to wear she’s gliding her hand fully up and down her pussy. You can see the wetness glistening from the over head light.
“Want a taste?” She smiled. A shit eating grin, it’s kinda like she’s daring you. As if it would take her daring you to actually do it.
Before you can even get out a word your head finds a home in between her legs. Kissing her thighs one at a time and you went from her knee slowly to her inner thigh and all the way to her pretty pink lips. The lower lips that is. You place a kiss a top her clit and she shivers at the sensation. Letting out a sigh of relief when you swirl your tongue around her clit and back down to her hole then back up to the clit. You repeat the movement a few times more until you start to notice how wet she’s become. And how her chest is rising and falling a lot faster than before.
“Here, put this in your panties.” She moans handing you the vibrator. Turning it on you slip it in your pants to lay right against your clit. You sigh in pleasure feeling a little relief. God how are not supposed to cum while eating her out now.
Going back to her clit you take it as an opportunity to slowly slip a finger into her hole. You hear a gasp that slowly turns into a moan. Through breathy moans she mumbled out “Please don’t stop! Go harder!”
Without saying a word you added another finger and move even faster. Her knees start to buckle and her thighs press against your cheeks. Feeling a bit bold you push her legs up with your free hand. Holding her in place you start to go a bit faster, you want to make her cum the hardest she ever has.
Her legs are shaking and moan after moan falls from her mouth. “I’m gonna cum, please let me cum!” She cried out. Without stopping you keep on going per her plea and watch as her hips buckle and start to grind against your mouth.
“Holy fucking shit don’t stop! It feels to fucking good to stop!” She reaches down and grabs hold of your hair. Gripping for dear life. You help her ride out her orgasm until you see her breathing steady. You pull away giving one last long lick bottom to top. Damn, she even taste good. No wonder boys can’t get over her.
“That was so fucking good. Where’d you learn that?” She questions sitting up onto her elbows.
“Oh I don’t know, porn I guess?” You say shrugging.
“Well thank god for porn!” She smiles. “Now that I’m all taken care of, let me take care of you.” She says grabbing your throat lightly, pulling you into another long sinful kiss.
“You’re gonna let me take care of you right?” She says giving a fake pout.
“Of course baby.” You reply cooly, even though you’re slowly dying on the inside.
“Good cause you didn’t have a choice.” Mina stands as she pushes you back almost making you fall over. Twisting you around and facing the full length mirror. Quickly falling to her knees she has your jeans unbuttoned and down at your ankles in seconds.
Pushing against your now soaked crotch she smirks and you can’t help but flinch as she drags her finger to press down on the vibrator laying flat against your clit. Pulling at the straps of your thong you lift your hips slightly so she can fully slip them off. Removing the now dripping wet vibrator. Dropping them to the floor she doesn’t hesitate to go straight in. Tongue practically attacking your clit swirl after swirl after swirl. You could feel your orgasm building but you didn’t want to cum yet. It’d be too soon, you wanted to feel this good forever. But being so sensitive you couldn’t help but feel it coming.
“Mina, wait-“ pulling her head up by her hair she gazes up at you confused. You couldn’t help but notice how puffy and wet her lips were. Trying not to groan you sit up and kiss her again. Pulling back you look at her and decide to play this out in a different way.
“I don’t want you to just eat me out, I want you to ride me.” Holding either side of her face you watch it contort into an eat shitting grin.
You can’t help but laugh a little as she slowly climbs onto your lap. Scooting further onto the bed you grab her hips and kiss her deeply as she starts to grind up against your thigh. Pushing her further to your clit you can’t help but jump a little when she finally lines herself up perfectly. Pushing you down she put her hand on your chest and the other grabbing her tit as she starts grinding down on your clit again. Letting out a groan you can’t help the knot that’s now growing in your lower belly. Looking at her with her eyes closed and moans falling from her lips has your eyes rolling back in your head. Hands on her hips gripping hard as you help her rock back and forth faster and faster. You feel your pussy ache as you watch her play with her nipples squeezing and pulling at them. Your hands gripping hard against her pink skin, surely leaving marks.
“Shit Mina, I’m gonna cum!” You can feel yourself getting closer and closer with each rock of her hips.
“I’m gonna cum too, let’s cum together.” She starts rocking a little faster as she looks down at you.
You can’t last any longer, her words and the lust in her eyes have you cumming harder than you’ve ever did with a man. Mina starts moaning more and more as she starts going faster and faster and suddenly you feel something wet against your stomach and legs.
“Did you just squirt?” You questioned, fully amazed.
“Yeah, you felt really fucking good.” She says out of breath. Sitting up with your hands grabbing her hips you pull her into one last passionate kiss. Pulling away her hands go from your hair to your neck. You look at her a little dazed, and high as hell.
“Now let’s get going since we’re all ready and prepped for the guys!” She squeezed your shoulders and skipped off and out of the room. Adjusting her dress back down her hips. A little stunned you start pulling up your now soaked thong and ripped jeans you slowly make your way to the door. You were surely in for a long night.
Me rn after writing that:
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corruption kink but it’s your girl bestie teaching you to be a nasty little free use slut for all her guy friends
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shiggyscumrag · 9 months
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Hiii uhh, this might be weird. Right now I'm currently considered as a person with obesity, and I have a hard crush (simp) on Todoroki. Would you mind writing a headcanons/scenario/something that would motivate me to do on a diet (I need something harsh so I will be discipline), I know self love and body positivity is important but that's not what I need with my current health condition, I need something that make me seriously loose weight huhu Probably about todoroki telling the reader to go diet/too fat/promise to give reward if the reader is loosing weight/something like that. Sorry if this is weird/unusual but yeh that's just my condition rn (I'm a male, so the reader either gender neutral/male), Thank you so much once again sorry if this is weird. Have a nice dayyy!
Sorry anon I don’t encourage talk/writing prompts that could cause harm or trigger anyone with EDs. The negative connotation of your request can cause really harmful thoughts and abusive narratives that people could be upset or influenced by. I don’t want to encourage something that goes against my morals. No hate to you by the way, everyone is different and these things might not trigger you but I can guarantee it will upset others. So I hope you have a wonderful day as well!
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shiggyscumrag · 9 months
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ok so apparently TERFs believe that when we say something along the lines of "reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050" that we're actually serious.
anyway reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050
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