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2dieavirgin · 10 months
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OH MY GOD?????? nothing ive ever said about chase could ever be more insane and funny than this
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ghostofchaos-past · 7 months
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guys i cant do this
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iilllya · 3 months
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Sam Wilson + the world on his shoulders
The Falcon and The Wintersoldier / Atlas, Michael Maller / Scared of the Dark, Lil Wayne, Ty Dolla $ign, XXXTENTACION / Fallen Angel, Alexandre Cabanel / Anthony Mackie in The Falcon and The Wintersoldier / Крылья, Nautilus Pompilius, I’m Not The Man, Ben Folds
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yellowcry · 15 days
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I fucking love body horror
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astarionz · 2 months
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i feel like ive gotten more weird asks than nice ones these past few months. can i go back to no one talking to me ever
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todayisafridaynight · 5 months
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Is it funnier if:
Shishido tunes in to the VTuber's broadcast knowing he'll fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first
Shishido is already a fan of the VTuber and tunes in as normal only to fume about exposing Kiryu being his idea first
Shishido is the VTuber
SHISHIDO IS THE VTUBER
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anoxthon · 3 months
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Gabriel being a trans man would be biblically accurate since all angels are genderless
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barbequebarf · 4 days
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every few months i get a little crayzay about the russian five. and. this past addictive streak has been since jan, yet i dont have much to show fer it...
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ethubs-but-everywhere · 5 months
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what does that mean mr slab.
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tennessoui · 1 year
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can’t believe there’s no balcony neighbors to friends to lovers obikin au
so like imagine like anakin and obi-wan live in apartments that face each other and are separated by a narrrow alleyway, so when both are out on their own balconies, they can pretty easily see each other and talk. they don’t but they could is the thing, it’s just a weird sort of line to step over, being in someone’s space so intimately but not being invited there, witnessing someone’s life move along like an unstoppable ocean current, but not being in the water with them.
anakin knows what book obi-wan is reading and which newspaper he subscribes to. obi-wan knows anakin’s favored brand of beer and how he sounds when he sings his baby to sleep. anakin has overheard many arguments between obi-wan and his lawyer and his estranged wife about the divorce case. they’re physically close enough that when anakin steps out one summer night, obi-wan can wordlessly pass him a cigarette over the divide. “i don’t smoke normally,” obi-wan says, with a flick of his wrist to shake loose the ash. “i know,” anakin says, because he does. “divorce was finalized yesterday,” obi-wan says. “i know,” anakin says, because he does. “my name’s obi-wan,” obi-wan says. “anakin,” anakin says because he hadn’t known that.
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xamaxenta · 2 months
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someone wonders what sexy biker butch ace sees in a dry boring doctor like marco until you see marco roll up after a shift with messy hair and a gravelly voice on her big rumbling motorcycle (aces sexual awakening was marco teaching her to ride a bike at pops garage, marcos arms bracketing hers on the handlebars and ace is a big girl she got big ass shoulders but she feels Small boxed in by marco like that. boobs pressed against her back soft hair brushing her cheek low raspy voice in her ear saying Yeah Thats It, Give It A Little More Gas, one hand over aces on the accelerator What Are You Waiting For, Baby, Rev It Up the engine roars underneath them and ace feels like shes gonna cum in her pants right there .trying very hard not to make it too obvious (its obvious) marco chuckles. Feels Good, Yeah? ace leaves a wet smear on the leather seats.) and then you see the good doctor marco grab this metal studded leather wearing beastly butch, grips her by the face and shoves her tongue so far down her throat ace whimpers
got carried away with the marco part but i believe in equality SOOOO
sabo/ace doesnt make sense to anyone until you see sabo fighting dirty and playing dirty, shes got usbs of covert info tucked into her bra cups and a camera hidden under the drape of her dress, enough she just has to lift a leg and lets the split up the thigh spill open, drags a finger down and clicks a photo and no one is paying enough attention to anything other than her red lips and pretty blue eyes and that looooooong long leg.. ace picks her up in an alleyway on her bike as sabo walks out twirling her heels splattered in blood, lipstick smeared and shiny blonde hair clearly ripped at in a fight, bottom half of her dress torn clean off to give her better mobility and access to the messy knives strapped up and down her bloody, sticky, torn stocking thighs and she says Hey Handsome, Can I Get A Ride? and ace, no self preservation, ABSOLUTELY takes her home and fucks her against the counter till the neighbors send noise complaints
w-who are you???
genuinely im speechless wh
Where do i even start marco showing Ace how to handle a big gas guzzler motorcycle
Or that Ace is a big girl with those shoulders HELP IM YELLIN HOOTIN HOLLERIN
Or Sabo calling butch Ace handsome
This is overloading my brain i cant function
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effervescentdragon · 3 months
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SCREAM -
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sergle · 1 year
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Fondly remembering last vday when someone actually asked for a same-day commission as a vday gift and then, incredibly, managed to be huffy abt how expensive I told them that would need to be in order to be even remotely possible
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litt1e-prince · 9 months
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Ukno how Redson keeps getting distracted around Xiaotian-
(A PIECE INSPIRED BY THE TAKEN AU FIC - GO CHECK IT OUT)
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lleclercism · 3 months
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F1 Grand Prix of France June 23, 2019 Photos by Joe Portlock
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notthebeststufftbh · 4 months
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Shout-out to the ppl who felt like the whole world depends specifically on them since they were 13!!
It's a negative shout-out. Get therapy bestie.
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