#like sorry if this sounds rude but idc at this point

[asgardswinter]

Begging people who join the cod fandom and want to write fanfics; to read the wiki pages of the characters and watch cutscenes of the campaigns (they r free to watch on youtube)

The characters dont have much to go on to begin with, but they still have personalities that are very different from one another thats important to capture in your stories.

Theres been so many times ive seen writers put in their author note that they havent watched any campaigns and they are just going off on other fanfics, like, its so annoying. I end up reading the fics and they are extremely OOC that at this point its just an OC with Simons face on it or something.

Its ok to not know much about them in the beginning and get things wrong, and its ok to have headcanons that might be a bit ooc, (i do too!) but still having the personality and depth there that i can recognize that this is Ghost and this is Gaz etc.

So if you’re gonna put in effort to write a 5k+ fanfic, then u have time to read their wikis instead of depending on a few tiktok edits lmao

#like sorry if this sounds rude but idc at this point #im so tired of ppl mischaracterizing them so much #like soap isnt a skinny golden retriever sunshine dude guys #hes actually a very smart skilled guy #who is also often times very pissed off if u actually watched the campaigns #hes fucking ANGRY and hes thick as a tree trunk too #call of duty #cod #cod fandom #call of duty soap #call of duty ghost #johnny soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #captain price #gaz garrick #kyle gaz garrick #cod gaz #cod captain price #ghoap #cod x reader #cod ghost #cod soap

[calware]

hey sorry i totally get if you don’t want to continue with the sorry for hs posting tagging thing and not to sound like a kid on the playground but those guys be dogging on you for “hurting” the people who tag hs posts like that when the whole point of the post was that when people do it it makes you feel ashamed when you shouldn’t have to. and a bunch of others i see complain about it rubbing them the wrong or putting them diwn too. so not to jump to conclusions but it seems like maybe the taggers are hurting the feelings of the op more than anyone who is being “forced to see homestuck” or “having homestuck inflicted on them.” which is just what you said sorry but it is routinely appalling the behavior of tumblr users

yeah... i think people are missing the point that when they do something rude on someone else's post unprompted, the poster is not going to like it. apologizing for sharing a post is rude even if there were no harmful intentions idk how else to say it. it just comes off as "it's just a joke calm down no need to get upset over a joke." idk if people just aren't realizing that, despite their intentions, their words can have unintended consequences, and you have to be conscious of other people's feelings when You Are On Their Post. if someone wants to joke around on their own blog or with their friends who know them, that's fine idc. but walking up to a random person and saying something that You think is a joke but They find rude is, at the end of the day, not a good idea. i'm not going to keep arguing with anyone over this bc i don't want to get too heated over internet etiquette but i think the main takeaway is that:

if you are making a comment/tag/reply/etc on someone else's post, it's up to you to be respectful to that person regardless of your own insecurities/humor/archival systems/etc. if you can't do that, you shouldn't interact with the post,and if you do interact anyways, you should not be surprised if the poster blocks you

#ask #anonymous

[rollercoasterwords]

i am sorry if this sounds like i'm sending this in bad faith i know it sounds a bit rude but i swear i'm not trying to be. i'm genuinely curious about your reasoning behind this. (im a dorlene fan myself and idc about rosekiller).

don't you think it's a bit hypocritical shipping dorlene but saying you hate rosekiller bc they're nobodies in canon? i mean, arguably we have more canon info on barty than any of the other three together. or is there more to it that i'm missing?

lol no worries i will do my best 2 answer <3

so, a hypocrite/hypocrisy is essentially telling people that u think they should behave in a certain way/conform to a certain moral standard when u urself do not. if i was telling people, "you shouldn't enjoy shipping characters when there's very little canon info about them," and then i shipped dorlene, that would be hypocritical. but i'm always very clear that i'm not trying to enforce any standards on what people should or shouldn't ship, and that when i'm ranting about ships i hate it is simply my own personal preference + me having fun being a hater on my silly little tumblr blog, y'know? like, i usually throw in a little disclaimer somewhere going "ship what u want, it doesn't matter, i just don't like this ship, etc etc," just bc i know people get weird about their ships in this fandom and it just. genuinely does not matter 2 me if there are people out there in the world shipping rosekiller. like u do ur thing! just....do it far away from me lol.

also, i mean. although all those characters don't have much canon information, there are pretty significant differences in the canon information we do have about them. i usually just don't really get into this as a reason bc i don't want it to sound like i'm moralizing, becase, again, i genuinely do not care and do not think it's like...morally bad if someone wants to ship rosekiller. but! for the sake of explaining why i, personally, love dorlene + hate rosekiller, here are some differences:

in canon, the only thing we know about evan is that he's a death eater who blew off part of moody's nose (? i think. or was it his eye?) before moody killed him. that backstory holds....zero interest to me. i don't find it compelling. and if ur just plucking the name out of that and erasing all canon backstory...well. i also do not find that compelling.

similarly, while barty crouch jr. has more canon info than any of these other three characters, everything we know about him is that he is a very avid death eater and clear villain. personally, i'm not that interested in exploring his character! i think there's certainly potential for a story about how he got to that point, sure, but....idk. i'm not really interested in it. and i'm even less interested if, again, we're just erasing all that canon info and making him an oc....like, sure, go ahead and do that if u want. i just don't want to!

marlene's canon backstory is that she was a member of the order whose entire family was murdered. dorcas's backstory is that she was a member of the order who voldemort killed himself. what got me interested in them as characters was the headcanon that tied those backstories together, that dorcas went hunting for revenge after marlene's death and ultimately voldemort had to take her out because she did so much damage. i thought that was interesting! i found it compelling! it planted a seed in my brain that grew an entire massive story, and now i will love those characters forever simply because i spent so much time playing paper dolls with them in my head.

also, if ur handing me two blank-slate pairs of characters to ship, and one says GAY and one says LESBIAN and the rest is all fill in the blanks....well call me crazy boys but i'm gonna pick lesbian every time i think. that's just the way we roll over here at rollercoasterwords.tumblr.com <3

#in conlusion it's just fun to hate on things sometimes! #and me disliking rosekiller isn't me telling anyone else they can't or shouldn't like it #in fact i advocate for everyone liking whatever the fuck they want in this fandom #it's just that u gotta find ur own corner where u have a little circle of friends + mutuals + u can have fun liking the same things #and hating on the same things #and sometimes arguing when u disagree #ask

[takaispog]

Intro :]

Wanted to make one because my beloved partner did so hi!! I'm Taka, but I also go by Blake or Peter. [preference order; Taka, Peter, Blake]

I use he/they/it pronouns, I DO care what you use for me, I hate she/her pronouns with a passion I will never EVER use them for myself. [preference order; he, it, they]

I am an artist, but don't expect much from me cause I am awful when it comes down to actually drawing. Most of my drawings either take a few hours or a whole week, I literally cannot sit down at my computer and focus for more than 10 minutes, it's hard living in such a world.. [adhd + autism]

I am SINGLE!!!! 😭😭 SEXY BOYS HMU PLSSSS

Oh, also I'm a writer and I spend a lot of my time writing more than I do drawing. I've made several AUs [mostly DSAF] that I would love to share with you all!! I'm the creator of Broken Promises on Twitter [@dsafbrknpromise] and although it's been a while since I've actually done anything with it, maybe this'll give me the motivation to continue it / make content related to it.

Not in a lot of fandoms because I can't have more than one interest at a time due to not being able to get into stuff easily. Mostly cause DSAF is such a huge hyperfixation as of currently and I can't watch anything without going "haha dsaf" whenever somebody says the name Jack or Peter.

The fandoms I am in are as follows; [ Most liked to Least liked ]

Dayshift at Freddy's [DSAF]

How To Train Your Dragon [HTTYD]

Pokémon

Slime Rancher

Overwatch

Five Nights at Freddy's [FNAF]

Also a HUUUUGE Group Chat fan [ Isaacwhy, Softwilly, etc.. ] so if anybody out there a huge fan too, hmu.

Will mostly be a DSAF account, will probably post about Peter Kennedy a lot due to him being my husband and us having three children and a house on a hill!

BYF;

I make jokes about wanting to kms and sexual jokes towards fictional adult characters, I'm also really REALLY into DSAF so if spam about the game / fanfiction / art pisses you off gtfo. I do not give a damn. [if you also hate the game get off my page idc about ur opinions]

I make die jokes towards close friends [unless told not to] and type in all caps sometimes, if that makes you uncomfortable in any way you are free to leave!! :] I don't want anybody on my page to feel uncomfortable or anything, I do genuinely care about the people of this fandom, you guys are funny / cool / incredibly talented and I cannot wait to meet new people and make friends.

I sometimes come off a little strong / rude and that's because I cannot read my own tone!! So sorry if I sound sarcastic sometimes or if I sound mean about something, I don't mean to be!! I will make it known if I meant to come off as rude though.

I am an OSDD-1b system. If you don't know what that is, you could do research about it!! If you don't want to idc I tend to keep my system off my shit.

DNI;

Basic DNI shit, if you're a weirdo gtfo. Proshippers, pedophiles, the whole bunch of you, I DO NOT LIKE YOU. If you step foot into my account I will get angry or something idk.

DSAF hater / disliker, if you don't know what the game is I will gladly teach you!! I loooove DSAF, it's my comfort game, I write / draw for it every day. I will point my long, wrinkly finger towards the door if you say anything negative about it.

That's about it!! Thank you for reading <3

#dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #davesport #pokemon #httyd #slime rancher #the group chat #isaacwhy #yumi #softwilly #bigt #larrycroft #grunkkk #overwatch #ow2 #fnaf #five nights at freddy's

[cutetehe]

i made a blog just for this; how would the avatars (and the undateables if you want) would react to a aroace mc?

IM AROACE SO I HAD TO DO THIS

Since aroace is a spectrum this will be a little tuff to write so if you need me to rewrite this to your spectrum I will… later

also these will be short like really short just in case I HAVE to rewrite it

/I’ll try to post another one today.. after I charge my phone/

LUCIFER

“You are..aroace?”

“Yeah” Mc says

“I just felt like I should tell you since it’s sorta important” Mc says fiddling with his shirt trying to ignore the awkward vibe

“Can I ask some questions? If you don’t mind” Lucifer says and Mc nods

He asks his questions and you answer

“Anyways I wanted to tell you because I felt like you deserved to know” mc mumbles

“You aren’t obligated to tell anyone your label” Lucifer says

After coming out most stuff doesn’t change

You guys have boundaries but that’s basically it

He has been wondering if he’s aromantic but doesn’t say anything

I JUST REALIZED. I PUT LEVIATHAN SECOND AND NOT MAMMON UGH

LEVIATHAN

“You are coming out ?!?” Leviathan yells and mc hushed him

“Yes! be quiet”

“I’m sorry I’m just so happy” leviathan says wiping a tear dramatically

“I expected this from asmo not you” mc sighs

“Right, my bad you can continue” leviathan listens

After telling him leviathan asks a bunch of questions

After coming out

Leviathan so careful with his wording to the point it sounds like he’s talking to a kid

“You don’t have to be so tense yknow?” Mc says

“But I don’t wanna make you uncomfortable!” Leviathan cries

“I appreciate you not trying to make me uncomfortable but please just treat me normally and not like a innocent child” Mc says crossing his arms

Leviathan realizes how he was acting and stops

MAMMOOON

“Oh… oh OH OHHH”

“You okay?” Mc asks jokingly

“YEAH” Mammon says

After mammon calms down he asks questions

“When did you figure out you were aroace?” Mammon asks

“Awhile ago” mc responds vaguely

Surprisingly mammon knew what aroace was

After coming out

Nothing change tbh

He treats you the same unless if you want him to change something

For the first two weeks he might be nervous about making you uncomfortable and all that but then you just tell him to calm down

SATANNN

“oh that’s interesting” Satan says while closing his book that he wasn’t even reading

Satan knows aroace because of the research he’s done on for no reason…

Anyways!

“You don’t have any questions right?” Mc says

Satan thinks for a minute and nods no

After coming out nothin changes

“So..what spectrum are you on” Satan asks a week later

“Thought you didn’t have any questions” mc grinned

Satan sighs

“I’m not sure how to word but I can still like people and I don’t mind most sexual things but- I don’t know it’s confusing” mc says not knowing how to word anything

“Take all the time you need- if you don’t wanna answer it at all that’s fine too I was just curious” Satan says calming down mc

Mc explains where he is on the spectrum

Idk where to go with this tbh

ASMO

“WHAAA YOU’re-“ immediately gets a hand to the face

“Yes” mc sighs

“It feels so nice that you trust me” Asmo says

Asmo asks some questions about you being aroace and after that he never bring it up again

The biggest aroace defender idc what anyone says

Some of his questions are a little rude but he doesn’t mean for it to sound rude

Treats you normally if you are comfortable with it

BEEL

“oh cool” *scarfs down food*

Mc awkwardly continues to eat his food while waiting for Beel to react but a reaction never comes out

Definitely calmed you down on how the other brothers would react

“You don’t have any questions?” Mc asks to make sure

Beel thinks for a minute and nods no

“None that i can think of at the moment” beel says scarfing down mc food now

Asks some questions the day later but nothing big

Accidentally mentions it to Belphie

Belphie

Who?? Idk a Belphie….☺️…

i really don’t wanna do Belphie kill me

#obey me x male mc #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer x male mc #obey me male mc #obey me mammon x male mc #obey me satan x male mc #obey me leviathan x male mc #obey me beelzebub x male mc #obey me asmodeous x male mc

[thementalshawty]

Hello, sorry for bothering you. But I would like to ask you: Do you have any advice for starting to make music? Since I was a child I have liked it, but it is something that my parents didn't, so I was always away from it, to the point that now I am studying engineering that has nothing to do with music, but I can't take it anymore, seriously, I want to try. 🤧

I do!

Know that it’s what you want to do seriously or just as a hobby

Know how far you want to go with your music and where you want to stop, if you’re doing it for the game find something else it’ll be way to easy to get famous on social media platforms than music of fame is what you striving for.

Know what your brand is, everyone knows the industry will be trying to test you to see what they can bend and make you do. Stay strong in your creativity. Don’t stray from your message or what you stand on, that will help you get ahead! Don’t be afraid to say no.

Don’t just trust everyone! I know talking to your fave artist and asking for help hoping to get their validation, DO NOT DO THAT! Artists don’t help other artists unfortunately it’s a lie they tell to sound humble, plenty of artists including myself have experienced that disappointment of finding out other artists ain’t shit 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Never go to the artists for help, go above them. (be a Karen and ask for the manager or the boss). You have to remember this is a business the whole objective of the industry is to create profit, these artists work with certain companies to expand their business, they won’t tell you what they actually did because they don’t want you to succeed, (Hopefully you meet an artist who is really sincere).

Don’t hold grudges. It’s a business. Accept and keep it pushing ALWAYS! People are jerks and they’re hella entitled and snooty in this industry even the ones just starting out. Idk why and idc I just warn other artists.

Be professional! Nobody likes a messy slob who doesn’t know how to conduct themselves.

MARKETING IS KEY! Know where and how to invest your money. Don’t give money away, everything and everyone will sell you stardom and the dream don’t believe it! Use marketing

Know that nothing is organic in this industry EVERYTHING IS FABRICATED! Yes numbers and all, you think an artist has 41M streams, but most of them are fake bots paid for by their label, again this is a business so the bigger numbers are making better send so the payola isn’t something to look down on.

This is a personal opinion of mine well this whole thing is, but MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT! If you can just be innovative original and write your own lyrics the majority of the time that is amazing and it shows how talented and passionate you are about the craft I feel like bigge smalls (number 9 should have been number one to me). I feel this should’ve been the first piece of advice, but here we are.

Practice ignoring what people say, I know people say you need to have tough skin, I say Fucc that! People need to learn how to control themselves like you do, but they don’t cos people are brave esp online, so practice turning your head to it or limiting your social media comment searches. Getting feedback is cool but you must KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Everyone is going to try to make you second guess yourself! This industry is a huge ass mindfucc! PLEASE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WILL AND WILL NOT STAND FOR! Also don’t be afraid to stand up to anyone! You don’t need to get loud or rude but you can stand your ground in the room.

EXPECT NO HELP! The industry really helps those whose already made it to some kind of fame or viral status, you wanna start from the ground up, lots of money coming out and no money returning, lots of rejections and doors slammed, disappointments, frustrations and more sad moments. People are out for themselves and you’ll realize that in this industry.

Accept that the fame that most people see isn’t real and there’s a price to pay that you may or may not be into. Hey if you’re into it then go ahead, many artists including myself have been approached about this offer, and Fucc that it’s not even a choice to make, well not for MY BRAND! Hence why I say KNOW YOUR BRAND! What you’re about the image that you want to put out, how you want to look, say, move, etc.

Be entertaining, I’m not going to say be yourself if it ain’t lit they won’t look your way!

Have a great stage presence!

Uhm I’m trying to think……JUST STAY COMMITTED!!! Trust your instincts!

Get a great dream team! Don’t. Try to do it all, shit there’s nothing wrong with admitting you need help just be cautious about who you get help from.

Don’t try to get signed. Independent artists are hella fire and have so much freedom and they get to keep MAJORITY OF EVERYTHING (after you split with your team).

Learn the ins and outs of the business. Esp with the genre you want to pursue.

Believe in yourself and your craft more than anyone you need to be your biggest fan……..ALWAYS.

There’s more but I didn’t even want this to be that long!

Good luck love!

#anon answered #anon ask #thanks anon! #music advice #artistsupport #music industry #musician #blaze my music #my voice #my advice #thementalshawty #rant over #rants

[trickstarbrave]

sorry if i have told this story before but i will think about it until the day i Die 

anyways after my car accident i fucking Super Broke my femur and shortly after i woke up and could move my arm (had to fucking cut and pull me out of the car) i realized i broke my left collarbone. EMTs i told believed me and showed me car. i could very obviously feel where it was broken. touching it and having me move slightly would reveal it was in fact: broken exactly where i said it was.

anyways i get back. by this point they know i have a concussion, giant bump on my head, and my femur is twisted at such an odd angle its impossible to tell its not broken. i have an IV with morphine ive had since i basically woke up an EMT hooked up. i have to get x-rays taken laying down bc i cant stand or rly sit up to take them properly. my broken collarbone doesnt rly show. they need to get me into a full body scan anyways 

i am moved into the trauma unit CT scan. tech there tells me to lift my arms. i say my collarbone is broken. i look at her weird and say my collarbone is broken. she says “it doesnt look broken on the xrays” very annoyed. i start saying “well yeah i had to take it laying down because of my leg” bc despite being absolutely high and with a concussion bad enough they refused to put me under to set my leg (thanks. absolutely hated that more than anything) i still remembered x-rays taken laying down Arent Fucking Accurate. CT tech rolls her eyes and tells me again to raise my arms bc its probably “just dislocated”. why would that make raising it any better??? who knows but im bed bound and high on morphine and im not able to fight back or protest much. very carefully i raise them 

i get out. she tells me to put my arms down. i start very slowly doing it trying hard not to fuck with my broken bone too bad. she get annoyed and grabs my arm, SLAMMING it down. the sound of bone crunching and moving together happens and i scream bloody fucking murder. she drops her hands and jumps nearly a foot away from me shouting “i didnt touch [her]!” my collarbone is MUCH more obviously broken now under the skin. im crying bc it fucking hurt. not nearly as bad as the femur but jesus fucking christ. i am moved back into the trauma unit exam room. everyone in this trauma unit has heard me scream at the top of my lungs twice like im being murdered and im sure no one enjoyed it. my family has their third emotional breakdown 

CT scan comes back. its broken. it was broken when i said it was. of course it was fucking broken i was in a car accident if my collarbone WASNT broken that would be weirder. collarbones break super easily. 

the CT tech is luckily i cant remember faces well. bc if i saw her sober at the supermarket i would foam at the mouth in a rage before telling her to get a different fucking job because if a 19 year old with a concussion and high off morphine can seemingly remember x-rays better than you you fucking suck at your job. eat shit bitch

“oh but they have such a hard time in medicine, dont be rude to any medical staff--” no. idc if she was having a bad day or has long hours or is stressed. i nearly fucking died. this is the worst day of my fucking life. how does working a 13 hour shift really compare to being pulled out from under a car engine, stripped naked, and then having your fucking arm broken??? waiting an additional 5 seconds wasn’t going to get anyone killed. i hope someone breaks your fucking collarbone and tells you “its just dislocated get over it”. if you’re getting snippy and impatient with me in the service industry fine. if youre breaking my fucking arm further bc god forbid you wait 5 seconds eat shit and die. 

#medical abuse #cw car accident #all of the emts were great btw #and fire fighters #when im high im loopy and nice so i kept telling them 'thank you' and 'youre doing such a good job' #apparently several started crying lmaooooo sorry for being Extremely Pitiful i was just high

[dustofthedailylife]

answer this publicly or privately idc but i have to vent my frustration about that anon, i wish i had more time to do it

first of all: i‘m so sorry, anon; if this is your take on things then i truly pity you

BUT

that ask was the epitome of entitlement if i’ve ever seen it and i don’t care if i‘m about to sound mean, you need to hear it apparently

writers share their stories for FREE and ask for what? reblogs on a site that works on reblogs? feedback on their work or a word of appreciation when you liked it?

guess what nobody asked for or needed: people who are too cowardly to come off anon and then give their unsolicited opinion while being rude as fuck about it

i think a lot of writers would appreciate constructive criticism, the keyword being constructive which involves naming points you like and dislike in a polite manner

i don’t know what your goal was with that ask, if it was to make a writer cry, i can assure you, the opposite happened bc you’re a clown at best and an absolute laughingstock at worst

honestly, please, enlighten me, what was your motivation here? do you feel better about yourself now? again, so sorry it takes putting others down for you to feel a sliver of self-worth

so, sorry not sorry for being rude but if you disrespect someone else i absolutely don’t see a reason why i should show you any respect

with all due respect, which is none, fuck off

Holly, you absolute queen! Go off! 😭❤️

And I couldn't agree more with everything you said. It is peak entitlement and writers aren't asking for much in return...

I'll stick with my theory that is someone who is unhappy with where they are in life so they need to take it out on others. Can't help but feel pity.

#🍁 dust mail #🍁 dust moots #🍁 mail from: the travelling witch #knowing you have my back here is greatly appreciated #and its quite exhilarating to read you go off like that #GO HOLLY!!! 😂

[sinnersandsaints-linwrites]

you know sometimes a lot of if authors ask us if we would like options and interactions added to the game......so it's not so outlandish and strange when things get asked for. but i suppose you didn't ask for suggestions which means people definitely shouldn't give you unsolicited suggestions. but speak for yourself. Use "I" not "us authors". My MC. My characters. My-oof we get it. no ones saying its not YOUR characters and not YOUR game. okay? maybe go write a proper book or something where it can properly be your mc with no customization or variations. (I'd definitely buy it) and no suggestions to allow to say something snappy to RUDE characters. RUDE. i like rude characters so not complaining lol but idk what being neurodivergent has to do with it especially in this instance lmao. especially if it's just being RUDE and HOSTILE to one person, aka YOUR mc. We weren't talking about you and you not being neurotypical and what you do because of that, we're talking about these types of characters who are just plain meanies so please keep stuff like that out of it.

also about your other post. what does self inserts have to do with anything??? because someone would like the option for the mc to wear glasses??? cause they maybe wanna not have the mc get stepped on willingly at all times??? fanfics have set personalities for the 'Yn' character so i cant really understand what you could mean? the only thing is that they dont have a name?? the yn part?? and if you play that way, interactive fiction is more self insert and oc insert than yn fanfics will ever be. idk how the lines can be blurred lmao?? we knowwwwwwwwww its the authors character and not us as a reader. we knowwww. its just fun. it's just immersive. please calm down its not that serious and again speak for yourself cause i have never seen anyone else complain about that before. *priest voice* and if you do, speak now or forever hold your peace. all your other points are valid tho I'm sick of that whole; "it's not my preference so please change this character to suit me" bull. anyway I've never been this rude to anyone on the internet in my life but you just irk me so I'm tryna fight. please reply accordingly. and yes I'm on anon oof so cowardly yudda yudda yudda idc. ooooh you should start an if authors union ya know! since you feel so oppressed by entitled readers wanting the interactive fiction game they're playing to include certain interactions. no no I'm not deluded, you don't have to do that honestly but just say no and stfu about it. maybe put somewhere in your bio "don't suggest things, i dont care, this is MY mc not yours and MY game." it would be sooo iconic if you actually added that lol. i sound like a pos spoiled brat towards the end even to myself but oh well. cue the ass kissers and dick riders to your defense ig. if you answer this at all. "dont listen to them-" "I'm so sorry you have anons like-" "the audacity of some peo-" "don't worry, they're wrong, keep complaining abou-" "if they don't like your posts then they shoul-" "I can't believe -" "this is so rud-"

Hope you don't mind, I'm a no nonsense type🥔

Well this is a lot. I’ll just go point by point. And to preface people saying “ignore it and move on” thank you, I’d rather not. Even if the ask does not seem too constructive. So, here, anon, your 15 minutes of fame and attention. 

You are correct — I did not ask for suggestions as to what choices I should make available. Sometimes I ask for suggestions about different things, and I do appreciate that feedback, but I do not appreciate unsolicited suggestions as to how I should write my game.

I use “us authors” and not “I” because I am not the only author who gets the ‘suggestions’, it’s easy to see since almost every week at least one author deals with something of the sort.

“My MC. My characters. My-oof we get it. no ones saying its not YOUR characters and not YOUR game. okay? maybe go write a proper book or something where it can properly be your mc with no customization or variations. (I'd definitely buy it)”

Auch, ‘proper book’? Appreciate the info that you’d buy it, but this is just a backhanded compliment of sorts. I (and other authors as well!) repeat it often that the characters are ‘ours’ because people do forget that, often.

“i like rude characters so not complaining lol but idk what being neurodivergent has to do with it especially in this instance lmao. especially if it's just being RUDE and HOSTILE to one person, aka YOUR mc. We weren't talking about you and you not being neurotypical and what you do because of that, we're talking about these types of characters who are just plain meanies so please keep stuff like that out of it.”

Lot to unpack. I assume you’re referring to some older responses I gave, where I mentioned that neurotypical people can often perceive behavior of neurodivergent individuals as ‘rude’ when the person is not rude; they just don’t conform to neurotypical standards. I also mentioned cultural differences; for Americans for example, behavior of Poles is often perceived as rude, but for Poles it’s being neutral. I respectfully decline, and I will keep mentioning things like these.

 Idk who’s the ‘we’ you talk about, maybe speak for yourself? :/ (I think I’m allowed a bit of pettiness here)

The entire thing about self inserts — let me guess, you self insert? (Last bit of pettiness I promise)

I’d appreciate if you specified which post you mean, since I’m not clairvoyant. I’ll assume you meant my post from TNG blog, since it’s there that I spoke at length about self inserts. I’m not sure what’s your entire point with this, to be frank. Readers can headcanon whatever, that’s quite alright — you can self insert all you want; what stops being alright is when the authors boundaries — mine for example — get disrespected because a reader got too deep into their self insert, or when I get treated like a one-shot writing machine with someone’s overly specific, detailed scenarios, or when people complain about their MC “being stepped on willingly at all times.” If you don’t want your MC to be “stepped on willingly at all times” feel free to simply not read. It’s that easy. 

Y/N fanfics often have a bland ‘Y/N character’ with minimal personality and characteristics, it’s a hollow character most can project into. Y/N fanfics have also things like: your last name, your eye color, your hair color, but often they’re so easily self-inserts because of how empty they are (that being said, still most Y/N fanfics are written with an able-bodied, NT, white, cis women in mind). Y/N fanfic is a clear self insert, it’s meant as self insert — Interactive Fiction is not. 

“idk how the lines can be blurred lmao?? we knowwwwwwwwww its the authors character and not us as a reader. we knowwww. its just fun. it's just immersive. please calm down its not that serious and again speak for yourself cause i have never seen anyone else complain about that before. *priest voice* and if you do, speak now or forever hold your peace.”

Feel free to read through the responses in the tags and replies to that post then if you have never seen anyone else mention this. You may know the difference, some people don’t — I for one often get asks worded as “I wouldn’t do that / behave like that / I’m not attracted to that” etc. “I” not “MC”. So.

“anyway I've never been this rude to anyone on the internet in my life but you just irk me so I'm tryna fight. please reply accordingly. and yes I'm on anon oof so cowardly yudda yudda yudda idc. ooooh you should start an if authors union ya know! since you feel so oppressed by entitled readers wanting the interactive fiction game they're playing to include certain interactions. no no I'm not deluded, you don't have to do that honestly but just say no and stfu about it. maybe put somewhere in your bio "don't suggest things, i dont care, this is MY mc not yours and MY game." it would be sooo iconic if you actually added that lol. i sound like a pos spoiled brat towards the end even to myself but oh well. cue the ass kissers and dick riders to your defense ig. if you answer this at all.”

#lmao what is that #I'm just impressed this person had time and energy to write all that #Anon Chill #if: sinners and saints #if community #I technically am supposed to write my thesis #but I saw this and I went 'oh someone was bored' #if authors union #not a bad idea tho

[nuclearanomaly]

Endwalker Screaming

As it says on the tin. Literally just all my thought, tinfoil, and yelling from 6.0 msq. There’s spoilers obviously. And it’s long. You have been warned.

LETS GOOO

I haven’t started yet. Scion of the Seventh dawn should be a title by the end of it all. An Azem ref one would be cool too, but also way more spoliery so idk about that really

I want an Azem ref like the legacy tatt or something. I know legacy players would whine but idc I want a back tatt as well >:(

Okay now im playing awooaowowowoowowowosogoh the first ambient tune my heartttttt

When I got to the pier G’raha was there just emoting to the wall and I was like wtf are u doing graha before Estinien popped into existence

AHHH EMOTES everyone is emoting so cute now wtf!!! ALIASIE!!!

Also Estiniens faces I lov

TATARUUUUUUUUUUUUU (SCREAMING NO MEME HERE) LET ME HUG TATARUUUUU

ANSWERRRS REPIRSEEE AHHHHHHHH

WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS? Why are we all just sleeping on the floor like??? hello?? Lmaoooo

Hydaelyn: hello! Me: i won’t hesitate bitch

I also don’t believe this is actually Her. it’s too sudden and obvious. I think Venat still like og super tempered / possessed 

CAST YER PEEPERS

Lmao emet pls read the Wikipedia article for this nation 

Estinien: aw shit we don’t have passports Nini: aw shit 

Sharlyan customs guys: business or pleasure? Nini and Estinien: murder and adoption 

VARLINEAU VARLINEAU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMMMMMMSSSSS

shut the FUCK UP I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO SOON

NINIRA VARLINEAU STOP IM SOBBING

I LOVE IT

I LOVE IT

I LOVE IT

SCREAMS

Wow is it possible to love this man more I’m gonna die his face Krile swooping in, his SASS god end me 

Shut the fuck up the accompanying thing is ACTUALLY what me and Em half joked about

ESTINIEN COME BACK I WANT YOU HERE TOO

CONVO POINTS AND THEY FOLLOW YOU WHAT

“GRAHA IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU”  ME AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: LULUNNNNNNNNNN GET YOUR MAN 

Team THAVNAIR LETS GOOO

Cyan: do you think Estinien will be our Thav tour guide? Estinien: ur tour guide (derogatory)

I’m foaming at the mouth 

Estinien and Nini going on a double date with Thancred and Urianger to her uncomfortable homeland let’s goooooo

Sorry Sharlayan u can wait

Nini: omg all these books! this is great Me putting Nini in a blender and shipping her to thavnair instead 

“If I’d known sooner I’d have considered more suitable attire” OOOOOOH WHAT unless it’s your coat then no those pants can stay FAR away

Oh yeah the music in the hall is CUTE I love it. ZORA’S DOMAIN VIBES

URIANGER!! STOP IM EMO NOW ;___; u got this dude it’s hard but u got this

Cool we using sketch tec

Estinien: nah imma do it normal

I MEAN FAIR BUT ESTINIEN UR GF IS GONNA MAYBE NEVER POP OUT THE OTHER SIDE??? RUDE

Ninira Varlineau… yeah still here

THAVNAIR AETHER SICKNESS PARTY TOO HARD CREW

URIANGER’S FUCKING SHAME SIT

ESTINIENE NEEDS FUCKING MARKET BABYSITTING I’M GONNA PASS OUT 

HE'S GETTING SWINDLED

HIRSMSN HAIR

HAI

HAIR         

9K HAIR TIE STOPPP

He’s so stupid i love him so much         

Helping this Elephant man is the most in character thing Nini has ever done she just has a polite convo and leaves and sells nothing I’m crying 

ESTINIEN SPOTTED this man has one brain cell and it is squid

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED ESTINIEN GET KIDNAPPED BY ALCHEMISTS 

THIS IS WILD

TY FOR HIS FACE

The part where u ride the dodo like a tourist with the camera goes showing focal points and lore was GOOD

LETS GO CLOSER TO THE TOWER sounds like a bad idea

Somethings gonna grab her, the door will open and something will grab her

There we go

AMON whaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

F in the chat for the emet amon fans 

RADZ!!! AT!!! HAN!!!!! Even if we don’t get to explore YAY NINI’S FIRST DOSE OF UNSETTLING FEELINGS

OH FUCK YES!!!! RULED BY A DRAGON RULED BY A DRAGON WITH A FAKE LEADER FAMILY YES YES YES

I’m literally gonna explode, Nini’s home town, one her parents like in a revere their leader is actually ruled by a dragon & that her now boyfriend is essentially the besty of dragons & she is basically like adopted by the bad ass dad of all dragons I literally can not ASK for better food fuck ME UP

I don’t want to leave Thav SOBBBBBBBBBB

Okay back to let Nini go be a nerd

I forgot to write but we in the underground apocalypse bunker

Npc: got to organize seeds.

Me: bc it’s an apocalypse bunker

Everyone: wow wonder what they’re up to.

Me: building apocalypse bunker

NPC: breed-able and edible animals

Me: for the apocalypse bunker

Let's get it together guys, it's super obvious.

ERENVILL IS A BEAUTIFUL BUN BOY wowza

How do you top becoming a frog, how do you top you and your KIDS becoming fogs

You don’t

The cutscene of eavesdropping as foge was amazing, from the angles and zooms to Erenvill just being like nah man ur frog impersonation sucked

Hydaelyn i don’t want u touching my friends at all anymore but I SURE DID CRY AT THE MENTION THAT YOU BROUGHT MINFILIA HOME

E X A R C H G R A H A GOOD!!!!!

THE TWINS MOMMMMMMMM

God the chat point about their dad being worried about Alisaie falling in the river really got me

The fact that Nini can experience whiplash related to her own forgotten past here is great

Legit the entry hall is how I pictured Nini’s home just with different decor I’m 

That and all the servants and being watched by servants as kids LAYS DOWN

They care deeply about you, protecc WITH LIFE 5 EVA

MY DAPPER KIDSSSS

AAA THEIR DAD FOUGHT

The change is because he had kids and loves them so much he needs to do his all to protect them from the apocalypse in the apocalypse bunker 

DATE TIME

I mean dungeon time!!!!

MY TURN MY MY MY MY MY TURN

Sorry Alisaie u may never see a dungeon this xpac

ALPHI HAS NEW TRUST SELECT LINE

This dungeon is uh… not ideal for taking date screens. I mean maybe for the best. Estinien and Nini off in a corner while there’s poor suffering people in the walls…

HHHHAHwhUBUUWHWUHHSUH ESTINIEN VOICED BATTLE LINES

HIM LB HHHHHH

Boss 1: I have no idea what is going on

Boss 2: i see what is going on

Boss 3: this is gonna be SOMETHING in DF oh BOY

BLM aoe is… hmmmmm not the worst i just need to unlearn the old one, maybe do something to my hot bar but idk what that would be that wouldn’t just make it worse… prob just gonna stick it out and relearn… i try press eno every time

Oh just me and Estinien heading to radz-at-han game pls I can’t handle this blatant fan service for my lore

ESTINIEN IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU!!!! IN RADZ-AT-HAN!!!!!!! GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DYING YOU’RE KILLING ME IM DEAD

Estinien knows about maps wtf 

ESTINIEN SHOW ME YOUR LOCALLY ACQUIRED CLOTHING PLEASSSEE

Okay 1000 years of just running around later... back to msq

“Alchemists throughout the land were put to work forging your talismans” SIPS THE IRONY OF NINI’S PARENTS MAKING TALISMANS FOR HER UNKNOWINGLY JUICE OMGG

Vrtra making me CRY

I miss Middy so much. Middy come HOME!! I DON’T CARE IF HE’S WATCHING I WANT HIM BAAACK

God Vrtra I GET IT MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SAVE ME AND NO I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR IT I will explode 

STOP CLOSE CROPPING ON THE TWINS WHILE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME I’M ALREADY CRYING

Estinien talking about the firmament just dishing out Nidhogg scales S T O P

Holy shit the INN ROOM SCENES

MY FRIENDS JUST BROUGHT ME UBER EATS

Estinien pls Im begging you, why, I need you here too

The ANIMATIONS CUTE

I love Graha and Alisaie so much

I LOVE ALL THIS KRILE WITH NO HOOD

YELLING I miss u Ardbert but omg if THIS is the trend for you end of story chapter scenes I’m gonna CRY

Graha u need to take ur complaints about being shot elsewhere, the whole table is shorter than u

Fuck man the pan to the flower and like I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GLOWING BUT STILL

“Fashioned from fur or the skins of your enemies” lmfao fandaniel pls 

I'm so glad his voice is still his amon voice

Nsjgsjgsbigsbjsh ALPHINAUD'S FAN CLUB

GOD no wonder he was such a snot nosed brat

I can’t believe we’re out here now talking about deliberate memory loss/ blocking 

HOW ARE HITTING ALL MY NINI LORE POINTS 

SE are… are you listening 

NINI MAKING THE LIKE IDK IN AWE / WHAT FACE!!!!! THIS HITS SO HARD

I crashed and it’s 2am so DAY 2!!!

In before the place that G’raha is from is the floating island place they teased

LIKE A GALICAT ON THE WIND AYMERIC PLEASE 

don’t tell Aymeric about the hair cord. Nini turning around: Aymeric, Estinien blew 9K on a hair tie.

Got my Garlemald glam on it’s time to fucking party

Gaius no

Go home

But not with us

Good

YEAH MAXIMA

God it has RAINED in every location constantly since this expac dropped my life for a sunny cutscene 

BARD BOYFRIENDS BARD BOYFRIENDS 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT EVERYONE

BARD BOYFRIENDS COCO BROS 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ALBRIC

ALBRIC

ALBRIC TALK TO ESTINIEN

SCREAMS

EMMILAINEN

STEPHANIVIANNN

ALKA ZOLKA

STOP

hiiii Lucia

Okay this IS cute but noooo Nini is NOT white mage stoppp

Yo Lyse, Y’shtola do y’all need us to step out and give you guys a moment bc like we can if you want 

THANCRED AND URIANGER

Urianger has KNOCKED humour out of the PARK this expac he is killing me 

EMMAMAMSNOSHSIGSJG YOU DID NOT JIST DANCE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 

WOW he really got uh more pompous lmfao

YES SADU QUEEN

The simplify of “they’re just people” good

That was a good cutscene 

Cirina is better company than any of the men, is that so Sadu ;)

“Worry not i'll be keeping my eye on Guydelot” I’m SURE you will Sanson ;))))

ESTINIEN THAT IS YOUR DAD AND YOU WILL TALK TO HIM 

Hey Cirina, hey can your gma NOT thanks cool

Cirina calling you Traveller straight up hhhh

I know Alberics dialogue is azure dragoon related but I just feel like it’s DAD RELATED “let’s get a look at you, nervous? Don’t worry I’ll be there” dad 

ALISAIE I WISH XRUN WAS HERE TOO OMG

Estinien rocking his uniclo heat tech he doesn’t need anything else 

Wehhhhhhhhh tatatruuuuuuu

I just had what I can only describe as a 10 min fight with Nini at a glam dresser trying to make her wear actual pants to garlemald. She won and is still in shorts smh. Guess she’ll just have to really huddle for warmth :) 

LOOK AT EVERYONE IN THEIR COZY GEAR

GRAHA IN HIS COAT

ooo Y'shtola looks so good in the Crystarium top

EMMANILIAN YOU ARE FROM ISHGARD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE VISIBLY SHIVERING 

LYSE OMG IN THE RESISTANCE GEAR CUTE

PIPINNN COZYYY

I literally can not handle how much the expac is feeding me tho I love snow environments esp in fantasy 

TH—THANCRED

HEWWO

Thancred stealth mission was FUN omggg

I messed up a few times but ALL GOOD

no one saw nothing 

WHO IS EMMAMAMBIYSIS WHO VOICE DIRECTED HIM

Estinien: it’s just a flesh wound Y'shtola: you took his bloody arm off

PIPIN HEWWO PIPINNN?? That was cool

The portraits on the dialogue boxes are SWEET

I don’t think I ever really thought about CirinaSadu before but well I’m here for them now 

GEE EMMET WONDER WHO CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT??

Stephanivien in garlemald in the cold tits out, no care

Fan of the design of garlemald’s funky fucked up aetherytes 

Stealth mission following the girl was fun

Lmao I had a bunny boy doing it at the same time I could tell that they changed their path to just follow where I was going every time 

ALPHINAUD GATHERING FIREWOOD ISN'T A TALENT PLEASE WE NEED TO GET U IDK INTO WOODWORKING 

Wow refugee 2 Uh… you okay pal I mean obvs not but oof

The radio hits hard too. It’s eerie and the kids' resounding dedication and belief in it and the message it represents. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHY IS IT RAINING????????

SHOULDN'T IT BE SNOWING AT LEAST

COME ONN

If rain > snow here Nini is gonna be miserable 

Estinien come back from scouting your GF is cold

U HURT MY SON U DARE SONION HE IS SO GOOD U ARE LUCKY

Yaaay it’s snowing but also imagine how MISERABLE... Cold then it RAINS then SNOW uhg

Oof fam

Alphi ;;

“Thancred in particular will be worried sick if you’re gone too long” stopppppp Nini and Thancred came out of SHB so rough but their back and forth has been so good again I’m EMO

Why do you keep italicizing his name… is he listening in 

Y’all

The UNDERGROUND METRO STATION COMBINED WITH THIS RADIO CRACKLE OLDY TUNE MY FALLOUT 3 HEART IS EXPLODING 

Fuck. This. Dude

Holy fucking

Shit

NINI PISSED

You dare use my KIDS AS LEVERAGE IN MY COOPERATION I'M GONNA THROW ALL THE HANDS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME would BOTH OPTIONS HAVE HAURCHEFANT STOP

Well this is fun love being threatened lmao but also this is the exact reason I gave Nini the mask for this glam. Popping that ON

We saw the hooded man and identified the seat of their power!! The uh… GIANT TOWER wasn’t convincing enough huh?

Hhhhhhhhhh the ruins the park the streets Fallout 3 Fallout 3 Fallout 3

FANCY A DIP IN THE FREEZING PADDLE POOL? Nini: no. 

It’s great ur only getting your feet and legs wet but this GOES UP TO NINIS MIDRIFF SHE'S GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH

TRYING TO FEEL ON THE BOTTOM JUST SUBMERGE MY WHOLE DAUGHTER 

What killed the wol? Alisaie making her go in a pond 

THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WENT IN THE WATER ARE THE FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE FIRE

THANCRED

Stop this is too hot

STOP Nini’s mask now also masks her talking making it easier to converse with Thancred. Past me your glam brain was huge 

I’m emo again thinking about how Thancred has really been there since the start for Nini and all they went through and how close they became and then the rough patch that was ShB and how Nini maybe kept him a bit at arms length even after it was clear he’d figured things out bc it hurt and now she’s maybe ready to let him back in again and be close again. 

She’s gonna tell him about Estinien first… jokes on her that he already knows lmaoo

These brainless fucks. Wrong choice dudes 

Smells like “gonna kill myself to beat you” 

Sighs

Jullus you’re not a bad guy let’s not 

:( I’m sorry dude 

My KIIIDDSSS

They’ve GROWN SO MUCH

WAILS

ESTINIENSHEIG

YEA

YEAHHHH

Oooh what an end 

I’m not emo bc of Estinien a specific placement in the station next to the upset mother and child commenting about how he doesn’t know how to comfort them 

Oops I forgot to take my mask off back at camp before the CD started 

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ME ALBRIC WALKING UP TO TALK TO ESTINIEN AND THEN CUT AWAY I'M GONNA FIGHT

This is so heart warming WHAT THE FUCK

OH NO

OH NONONONO ALL THE WORK

O

OH

OH MY GODISBAKSGHEOYEJ

HELP

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SCARED

IM

A

WHAT

THE FUCK

IS 

HAPPENING

OH

MY

GOD

STOP AULUS’ TECH WAS LEGIT

I CAN'T EVEN MEME ABOUT HIM BEING ESTINIENS VA RIGHT NOW I'M LOSING MY SHIT

em is dming me at this very moment about the fun alliance meeting the squad scene help

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP (I love it)

ZENOS IS SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERSIZED ADULT AT A KIDS TABLE

Oh

My

God

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

Dude

Hi Anima

I knew you would be first but wow

Why was the butler top gender unlocked? Because someone at se found it in the resources went damn no one wears this and put it on everyone this expac

Nini says nope nope nope squicking right out

I

O

O

Oh

Hdjhsjgsbigsigsuhd

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING DID IT

IM SCREAMING

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCL

FUCK

FUCK

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

FUXK

I literally am losing me MIND FAM

Losing my mind. Goes back to reply “yeah! :)” to Em

Help I want to SCREAM

I need to LIE DOWN 

This DUTY HOLY FUCK

I was so stressed

You are so SQUISHY

NO HEALTH REGEN

OMG

crying and running in a circle for 10 mins like I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO CAMP

god the civilians fuck and like Nini would help them even then no matter what

God the ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

CRAWLING IM SCREAMING 

My friends I’m shaking

I’m scared

Frwiends

Estinien: of all the times for a disappearing act. BRO LOOK WHOS TALKING 

SCREAMING Y'SHTOLA YOU GOTTA NOTICE

OH MY GODDD THE REAPER VOIDSENT WHAT THE FUCK

THE SWORD I 

AM

SCREAMING

GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS

IM EXHAUSTED HOLY FUCK

Omg as if I wasn’t already mega emo over Nini and Thancred reuniting as friends. The fact he can relate stoppppppppp

Estinien can I have a hug pls

How is this expansion feeding me so well I’m so full and it’s LEVEL 83

That was the wildest fucking ride 

I wanna WRITE

Jdohsjgsjsg you may want to let Urianger know about the extra furs man is literally shivering his ass off I’m dyin 

DUNGEON

YES THE BOPPING MUSIC FROM THE JOB ACTIONS TRAILER!!!!!

Me and lizzy: the only thing that could possibly be better is if Estinien was also a frog Boss: become frog Me: screaming

Did I restart because I literally only processed I should take a picture as frog wore off and then he never got around to doing it again… maybe

Also MINI ESTINIEN IS SMALLER THAN MINI NINI AAAAAA

oh

Hi anima

I uh

Didn’t think I’d see you here (fear)

That was

A really cool fight holy shit

Me when the beam hit the moon and the glyph showed up: hey that’s the same as my thing!!

Hhhhhhhh stop using Krile is2g if you over exert her 

WAILS I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE SOBBBBBBB

ALISAIE GIVING YOU A GOOD LUCK PLAYER SOBS MY DAUGHTER 

God the MOON

The gpose studio in the sky the lighting is amazing

Hhhhhhh WEENWOON

fist hit of that piano and I’m cryin

Jfc that VIEW

Wow

Just wow

WEENWOON WITH STARRY ROBES

Yo why the fuck is vicar Amelia on the moon shhsugsgdhdbdj

THE MOON CACTUAR DO MAKE CONTACT I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE

Yoshi P really did play bloodborne huh

IS THAIS THAT MY

MY BUDDY

MY PAL

HYTHLODEOUS?????????

SCREAMMMMMMMMMSSS

In you I place my trust just as Emmet did. Bye 

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ALL WILL BE WELL

Bro you can just break that??

Godddd Elidibus was Zodiarks intent, his passion and will... fucccccckkk

Zenos literally not now I’m busy 

Unless it stops you from like idk becoming zodiark then fine

Lmfao fucking fandaniel, stop ignoring meee

Ah

There he go

Not exactly the outcome I hoped for but also I didn’t want to fight *him*

Oh shit 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS HAIR

STOP

WAIT

WHAT

WHI

WHO

WHO IS TH

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WOAWOAH

WOAH

HOW

HOW

IS THIS THE FIRST TRIAL

HOW DO THEY EVEN TOP THIS

IM SCREAMING

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE FINAL BOSS THEME HELP I'M LOSING MY MINNNDDD

Okay this fight was SO much fun

I also see why they killed eno and botd etc now they can remove us from combat to do cool things without penalty 

It’s still a bit of a pain but not as much

I KNEW funnydan was gonna get offed via zodiark I’m glad that was a correct guess from me

H—hewwo

Oh fuck it’s the sound I knew it I knew it I knew it it’s the sound fuck

Zenos NOT NOW I'M BUSY

god go away 

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE 

SPRINTS 

Estinien isn’t here :(

I called it you remove zodiark and you free what he was oppressing aaaaa

“What happens to the other words” “they share the fate” HE'S THINKING ABOUT RYNE’S SAFTYEJDIDBN NOOOO

The moon is a ship… for the SHARLAYANS TO LOAD ALL THE THINGS THEY’VE PREPARED ONTO BC IT’S THE APOCALYPSE BUNKER 

Okay literally crashing throughout the zodiark final days lore. Goodnight ff 

DAY THREE

MOON BUNS

Pack and leave all the reflections will die and we know the other stars are so far away like I really don’t think this is planned well

I’m fucking crying this moon base is borked bc no one told them what the people of the world are like now lmaooo

THAT’S RYNE AND GAIA’S CRYSTAL

Thancred I love you you have been reading my mind

Nini: what if… I don’t like carrots…

(Nini eat your vegetables) 

Nini, you're even more passionate than ever to save the world. Nini: I’m not eating carrots for the rest of my life 

I’m CRYING this outfit is so ugly 

YOU MUST CONTINUE WEARING THESE GARMENTS 

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS I WANT TO SEE THEM IN STUPID CLOTHES

THE LEOPARD PRINT

I’m crying I just saw someone in this and was like wow what a terrible glam I'M SO SORRY STRANGER IT WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE

URIANGER STOP 

URIANGER NDKDHODGOJEHOBEYODBD

WHY IS HE THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER 

Hey Urianger hey Um

Okay. Okay. Few had me a concern for a moment there my dude. 

URIANGER DID YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND 

WHY DOES EVERYONE INTERRUPT WHEN I'M EAVESDROPPING ON URIANGER 

ASK IF YOU CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL stop 

Uriangerrrrr I hold hand it’s gonna be okay buddy

Wehhhhhh 

HE'S SUPER DROPPED THE ACCENT IM CRYING

Banging on the walls of Stephs dms LET ME YELL

I want… bloopy purple enemy as a minion

Knife emoji at these rabbits

Use these balls. throw your balls at him. Looks directly into the camera. 

The tiny bunny bench… I wish I could sit sit on it 

LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA Koji…

Guys come ON we’re not that stupid 

Please 

U—uwianger ;;

PUDDINGWAY

NINI JUST: VALID

URIANGER

Steeeph I need to yell about your MAN

I love how… chill everyone is that you WENT TO THE MOON

How long until we have the convo that sharlayan is only planning on saving sharalyan and it’s knowledge and the rest of the world will be left behind by them 

Because that’s coming right

They ain’t planning on saving anyone else

They’ve abandoned the people they’ve shared their homes with TWICE already like this is nothing new 

THANCRED STOP CARING SO HARD IM CRYIN

inn scene inn scene pleaseeeeee

STOP

HKSLEHIRNE

I GET TO JUST HAVE THIS

I AM BLACKING OUT THIS IS A FEVER DREAM

“good you’re alone” STOP STOP STOPPP

HE'S IN CASUAL CLOTHES DHSPHSIGEIHHDBDIYDIURBE

IM CRYING

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

are you using my window

Hey

WOAH EXCUSE ME WHERE THE MATURE WARNING FOR THE BOOT ON THE RAILING FUCK FUCK

HIS FACE

COME BAAAAAACK

SCREAMS

hewwo

What

Hey if anything happens to Erenvill I’ll fight 

I of course went to watch that cutscene again right away like a very normal person

Oh I guess I should actually go and watch it for the others brb

Thancred first bc he’s been giving me feelings. AND HES GIVING ME MORE FEELINGS ;;

Alphi. ALPHI hon I’d like to see them try (actually tho) HIS VOICE CRACK STOP

Alisaie. I thought about bringing some sweets but decided against it. Nini shuts the door in he face. How dare. 

YEAHHH LET'S TALK ABOUT MY BODY SNATCH. WAILSSSS. SOBS MY FUCKING EYES OUT SHE PUTTING ME IN THE EMOTIONS BLENDER NOW FAM

Y'shtola. Her bringing up Ryne I cry!!! Y'SHTOLA TELL ME ABOUT MY CUTHULU ASS LOOKING SOUL PLS (I’m sorry u had to see it but pls) HER NIGHTS BLESSED FAREWELL!!! 

Graha. There’s the nervous hands hehe just like exarch bringing me sammichs. Bro stop I’m scared. Lays down on the ground. Screams. Nerd.

I can not BELIEVE the undeniable FAN SERVICE that was Estiniens cutscene thank you for my fucking LIFE holy shit. The casual dress the fucking way he left jeebus I’m gonna die

Y’all thought HW was the Estinien fucker expac. Wrong it’s Endwalker. 

Thav dungeon!!!

The music SLAPS

God the environment is so intense. It’s like holimster on steroids and worse…

Hey hey hey hey boss 1 the mouths?? Yeah I don’t like that… 

The gear here is cute!! I need to make Nini a legit Raz-at-Han outfit 

I’m also trying to think like wtf Nini’s parents would be doing rn… probably like “it’s not affecting us directly so someone else will handle it” 

ESTINIENNN TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUU

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU

I KISS YOUR FACE

TAKE ME WITH YOUUU

babies first piece of gear that has better stats than my end game stuff :’)

Hhhhhhh I never found the residential district when wandering with Estinien fuck fuck fuck

Hhhhhh Nini lived here

I knew that lady was gonna change 

God the son changing then just getting crushed wtfff

YES GRAHA

YES!!! EXARCH GRAHA!!!! THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE

Aaaoooooowoogoougiouvddisvsj Estinien 

God I’m koed by him like being soft and open with Vrtra ;__;

VRTRA BECOME THE COOL DRAGON RULER NINI DESERVES

THAT'S THE LINE 

FROM THE FUCKING TRAILER

(Cum) SHADOWBRINGERS RIFF

God when he just stood up. Man removing pants meme here

I thought my dialogue option was gonna be comforting and Nini just scolded this poor elephant! Nini no!!

The scene at the other village was v touching

NINI DIVING IN THE WATER AAAA

SAVE THE BABY NINI GO GO GO

Matsya!!! MATSYAAAAAAAAAA OMGGGG NOOOOOOOOO

ESTINIEN 

ESTINIENNNNN

SCREAMS

AAAAAA

OMG THE BABY AND VRTRA ASNDJJDBGDHS

STOP IM DEAD

“May their souls be reunited one day” alphi ;;

WEHHH I LOV VRTRA 

omgggggggg Nidhana giving us CHAI TEA

Nini just the LOUDEST SLURP NOISE

Oh it’s for the villagers… Nini says okay….

Hhhhhhhhh Vrtra

I love u dragon uncle bro 

LAYS DOWN the thavnair divinities we’re a man and a beast and they came together and now man and dragon come together STOPPP

A sight that would have brought a smile to Ysayle’s face SCREAMMMMMMSSSSSS

What the fuck are YOU DOING HERE

I am AMAZED they’re reaching out to other nations 

Legit thought they weren’t gonna do that at ALL

Children loving dragons always makes me big soft

“Ninira there is someone I also need to introduce you to. Privately.” I KNOW THIS IS W/E BECAUSE ITS MSQ BUT BROOO IM SCREAMING AT HOW I CAN USE THAT

Wow this would be the legit WORST time for her to meet her parents. Upside down emoji 

I won’t do that to her actually

But I think she will either 1. Unknowingly speak to them about attending the meeting. 2. Even if not point 1 they will be there and they will make awkward eye contact...

A GOOD EGG

They really like that hair this expac huh

Okay gonna stat role quests bc I’m an Ishgard fucker 

ARTORIEL TOO AAAAAAAAAAA

MY BRO

Artoriel what happened to your brothers voice 

HEWWO AYMERIC I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU

AAAAAAAA WHEN WE ALL DREW OUR WEAPONS AAAA

ohoho a command room we may enter as we please u say 

I smell the ng+ crime from here

Hhh I’m so over lvled and want to keep going BUT I WANNA GO EAT WITH THE OTHERS IN RAZ-AT-HAN 

BRB ARTORIEL

GASP Nini gets her Chai

YALL

I WANT TO SCREAM BUT I CAN NOT

GRAHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP

THEY PUT THE FIRST BACK IN THE MSQ SHUT UP

WAILS MY SON

MY FAMILY

hey Emet

Emet I don’t like that shhh

TELL RYNE I MISS HER 

lay me down now

“If Ryne asks don’t shelter her from the truth” ;;

STOP “seek out Lyna tell her I’m happy” I’m gonna CRY

I just removed the Crystarium from my return :/

Sobs LYNA

HELLO????? RYNE?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER SHOW ME HER NOW

oh one of these things. Is Nini on a table come on guys make the camera height accurate 

Hm I didn’t like the answer I gave for the first one oops

THIS CHILD GETS THE AXE BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ARDBERT

“Just like ardbert!!” SCREAMS

FEO UL!!!!!!!!

Stop Feo Ul makes sure we have good dreams ;;

RYNNEEEE

God she heard it too

MY WONDERFUL AMAZING STRONG DAUGHTER I LOVE YOU 

Oh my goddddd

The shades of ur friends 

Bursts into tears 

Elidibus gonna make me cry AGAIN?

Omggggggggggggg he knows Zodiark is gone

Bro can we blame Fandango not me here 

The sound the sound the sound it’s the sound 

Aw ty Ewidibus

Ooooooooooh OG fandaniel was the one that figured shit out… huh

Weird…..

HERMES 

OMGGGGGG

Whut

Omg

Elidibus can USE THE TOWER

This is BIG

And deep

EWIDDIBUS

SOB

ACTUAL AMAUROT 

LMAO you yell all manner of greetings… and obscenities 

EMET

EMET

OMG

PLS BE HYTH

IM GONNA

THE EMET FUCKERS GONNA DIE

HYTH

HYTH

HYTH FUCKS!!!!!!!!

THOSE EYES

SCREAMS

I WANT TO YELL

YOU SEE ME NSJDHJHDJDJJDHHDHDHSHS

AETHER THE COLOUR OS AZEM SOUL STOP 

I GET TO RUN AROUND WITH MY OLD FRIENDS

I'M GONNA PASS AS A FAMILIAR 

I’m sorry Emet your hair is terrible 

NINI IS BIGHER??????

If Azem wanted to be here she would

WELL HERE I AM

NINI IS BIGGER

HOW CAN THIS GET COOLER WTF

WE JUST GET TO BE HERE

STOP

HOLY SHIT

HE TELLS YOU IT'S RUDE TO STARE IN SHB TOO DOESN’T HERE I SWEAR I REMEMBER THAT 

“The world unsundered” damn

THINKING ABOUT EM’S RHODRY UNSUNDERED HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to stop here because i can tell LOTS is about to drop

Day fooourr

we focusing role quests this morning

It’s Zephirin. All the people that said it was Zeph in the infirmary were right

This old man avoiding us

Bitch can’t hide from my echo

Ey yo what the fuck are y’all doing 

Oh god YOU CLONED ZEPH WITH ALAGAN TECH UNKNOWINGLY JFC

There he go

AAAAA AYMERICCC

Walking back into the strategy room and seeing Aymeric alone like good sir are you aware of the CRIMES that will be committed here at a later date… you best prepare yourself.

IM SORRY RIDING CHOCOBOS WITH AYMERIC IM YELLING

LOOK AT HIM GO

AYMERIIICCC

okay the dragons design is really really cool

HE HAS MEMORIES OF ALL THE ROUND MIXED IN LIKE A BLENDER 

Zephirin…..

Well there’s the reason he turned 

Oh my GOD Aymeric protecting us while we have a vision

Em

Em

Em

Em

Em

Em

Emily

Emily Em Emmer Vance 

I’m looking I’m looking directly at you

Omg that was the airship the archbishop used

These quests are SO GOOD

Okay lvl locked back to MSQ

Bird girl… brain powers… I’m interested to know your story 

NINI STOP THAT FACE WAS SO CUTE

It’s interesting that like the convocation wasn’t an all seeking goal. Hermes seems genuinely upset that Emet has come to obvs ask he join

LMAO EMET 

I said this already, I think, but I LOVE this jazz let’s get silly track

This is SO GOOD

HERMES IN THE TREE

I can’t believe I have to actually think about Nini’s ancient now

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS

I can’t believe they just DID THIS

LIKE THIS IS REAL

Ooooooooo I understand now 

Wait does that mean that when Azem stepped down pre final days that they died……..

Bruh this SONG

OH SO YOU HAPPEN TO REACT TO EMOTIONS HUH WELL

SPRIGGANS 

turns around

FUCKING SHOEBILL

S H O E B I L L 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It has no thoughts. Because it’s EMET WATCHING US

Wow not me tearing up at the simple description of Nini’s thoughts being complex and alluring 

Can’t believe I’m adopting another child

I mean yeah I can

But GOD 

“An apple” Nini: I sleep “with syrup! A candied apple” Nini: I WAKE 

Nini: bitch GIVE US THE APPLE!!! Give my new bird child the apple they want!!!

The NIGHT THEME

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE KOPPRO IN THE FOUNTAINNNNN

GOOBOOOOOO

hyth my love

EMET DON'T SHIT ON GOOB

MY FLOWER

Entelechies…

I'VE SEEN THEM NOT WHOTR (I genuinely don’t know if this was supposed to be a word lmao)

Dynamis….

IF I'M THINK ITS SNEVAISE IM PICKING THIS ONE (once again???)

LMAOOOOOO

Hm so us LBing is actually us using dynamis, which we kind of established. But it’s more than that our aether is off enough that it grants us the ability to do it in the first place???

But we see NPCs lb

Is it MORE than lb is it our WoL stuff too

Friends in thinness ;;

HYTH 

HE'S SULKING 

yesssssssssssssss the optional Emet dialogue is back!!!

I feel like I should be taking notes… someone in the internet will do it for me

I’ll tell you the tale when we’re away from sensitive ears. HYTH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“Transforming in the presence of others is the equivalent of being unclothed, shameful” SPITS OUT MY DRINK SO UH WHAT ABOUT THE END OF SHB HUH BUDDY??? YOU JUST GETTING NUDE IN THE DYING GASP???

“Plead with Emet” bro the emet fuckers gonna lose their minds

I LOVE THESE LOSERS SO FUCKING MUCH

THE SHB MOUNT FUCK

I CAN HEAR PEOPLE LOSING IT

imagine if he’d summoned gwib. Fuck I wish he had 

QUIET TIME WITH HYTHHHHH

SOBS ABOUT AZEM

Stop

Shut the fuck up

HYTH

IM SO EMO

He wanted us all to be together

And emmet gets tempered

Hyth gets sacrificed

And Azem gets sundered

Bro end me 

He

He loves life

I’m gonna crY

HE LOVES LIFE AND HATES DEATH AND HIS SOUL GOT SO BROKEN AND CORRUPT I'M CRUIBGBSJE

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm the memory shit is here too

“I can feel it something you want to hide” o u c h 

ALL THIS DEPRESSION MAKING ME DEPRESSED

I do like that Nini’s angst is purble

HERMES SIR

FANS SELF

Baybeeee with the fireflies 

Shit I love Hermes

Him and his bedroom eyes

IS METEION GOING TO SHOW UP ON OUR STAR

Gurl what did you hear

Did you hear the sound 

Hermes :((((((((((

And WHAT pray tell is THAT. That’s a Street Shark 

AUMAROTINES FUCKING LOVE SHARKS

VENAT

ARE WE GETTING A DUNGEON IS THIS OUR PARTY

PLEASE

Oooooooooohhhhhgg she was a 14

PREVIOUS AZEM

WHAT

ME TOO NINI

GRAPE STORY

GRAPE STORY

Venat came up with the base concept that became the blessing of light hhhhh

She makes me think of Ysayle SOBS

Oop they got me

ANSWERS

HOW do you explain this

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING

BRUH

Oh no

Oh no

Ohnonono

The tea no longer steaming is a good touch

HHH this is complex my brain is small

EMET LMAOOOOOOO

Sorry dude but you did that

Also u got nudy in front of everyone that the dying gasp 

So now I’m thinking that Meteion (or a sister but most likely just her) is the sound 

Overcome with negative emotion and projecting it onto the world with such force.

Maybe even traveled the expanse of time and space to come across Eytheris in the future 

Yall really just gonna be like “can’t wait for the day you die” not creepy at all 

HAURCHEFANT EMOTENDIBR

Now I’m thinking Hermes caused this to make everyone suffer the same way that he deemed they made their creations suffer. To feel the fear of impending death.

The og vicar Amelia.

And so we earn its trust in the past making amicable towards us in the future on the moon 

Brain explosion

This

MUSIC

WOW

HELLO

THIS FIGHT WAS BIG STRESSY

I BURNED ALL MY SWIFTS TOO SOON SCREAMMS

WOAAAH THE FINAL

Omggg I almost died

I let in like 3 orbs 

Jfc

I’m sorry

I don’t like the dog

I don’t like the uncanny valley stare and it’s eyes

Remember that Tim Allen move when he gets turned into a dog but they make the dog keep his eyes 

Yeah

Are you 

Are you teaching me to CONTROL the echo 

Aw maybe not

HERMES MAKES ME SO SAD

man I really thought that was gonna be a dungeon LET ME DUNGEON WITH VENAT AND EMET AND HYTH

is—is it really aliens 

Is the sound aliens

Hermes did you unwillingly let evil alien know about us by sending your birds up into the sky 

ITS ALIENS

O

OMG

BRO THAT AINT UR FAMILIAR ANYMORE

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUXK

NIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

OH GOD

OH HOD

I DON'T LIKE WHEN THE KIDS GET CREEPY POSSESSED 

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING 

hehehe emet walkies

YOU MADE BAD CODE BRO

Oh so if your bad code tells you that there’s no meaning you’re just gonna forsake all of it and go crazy???

WHAT IS HAPPENING????

OH MY GOD

WE GET

WE

WGET

DUNGEINSUEK

EMET HAS DRK

HYTY WITH A BOWWW (KAROOO OMG)

This MUSIC

I WANNA TELEPORT LIKE HYTH AND EMET

EMET JUST SAID FALL

LIKE IN HIS TRIAL

AAAAA

HOW IS THIS REAL

Omggggg the EDGE of the atmosphere we REALLY HIGH

The bookshelves

Nini: who is READING UP HERE 

Wanna be ramhu ass beard

A LOT JUST HAPPENED

uhhhhhhhhggg so you wrote bad code the bad code corrupted itself and made and evil program

and now you have some to the conclusion that If we were to remove flaws WE are flaws too

I WAS READY TO FIGHT FOR YOU YOU ASS

MEMORY ALTERCATION 

OH

MY

GODDDDD

OMGG

NO

BO

AWASHOUSHHD

HYTH

HYTH

HYTH

I'M CRYING THEY DON'T REMEMBER BC OF THIS

NOOOOO

NINI

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU SHITS YOU PLANNED THAT

AWHSIYSBJDU

EMET

EMET

SHUT UP

I REMEMBER

FUCK OFF

“I have no idea who the other companion might be” AGONY

MEMORY IS RETURNED WHEN YOU RETUEN TO THE SEA STSIBDOBDONS

I'M REALLY MISSING MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Bruh this is so fucked

Fuck you hermes 

Everything happen so much

UHG the SPOKEN answers lyrics

I WANNA GO HOMMMMEE 

Wakes up on the ocular floor l. Man remember when everything was simple and we just had to stop the light

Can can we have an inn room scene a nice one

Can we lie down

AW FUCK I JUST REALIZED METEION CAN AFFECT US DIRECTLY

WE ARE SO FUCKED

Nini better get a hug 

Oh at this point I would like to state my unofficial adoption of meteion I know it’s not really their fault BUT STILL

When u arrive and the moon is a big pizza pie and Lucia is glowing and there’s a cutscene warning

WHY are you just standing in the snow!! You have no weapons u buffoon!!!!

ESTINIENNNNNNN

ANDKHSIHAJIUHDIGSUHJGHGH ALPHINAUD AND ESTINIENNNNNNNN

Uhhhh can I play Estinien pls I know what his buttons do... I swear that’s the only reason…

Hhhshdjejsjsnh SOB his encouragement 

I LOVE ALISAE AND GRAHA TOGETHER 

I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP

AAAAAAAAAA ALISAIE

AAAHHHSHVSJ TRAILER

GRAHA!!!!!!!!!!

GRAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Sobs about alisaie not wanting u to shoulder the burden alone 

NINI IS HERE MY BABY 

“THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SKIP YOUR SQUAT RGIMENDJSN” STOP

WAILS AS ESTINIEN AND ALPHI ARRIVE TO HELP

I just want to fight along side Estinien for the rest of time

“I can offer u protection” can u tho you just did shit aside from yell at people

Zenos… not nowww

Wow

Wait

Wtf is he gonna have to do with the end game I now know with clarity is coming

He claims to feel nothing the sound is about feeling nothing what DOES IT MEAN 

Emet made him

Is2g if he saves us…. No

Emet made him immune somehow bc he remembered something… or something 

Fuck

I want my friends to save me

Not you

Alisaie. I fucking love you.

Zenos im so fucking busy I don’t have time 

JULLUS YES!! JULLUS FOR GARLEMALD 

Oh my goddd

Look zenos u wanna throw hands fine let’s go

Let’s get this over with

Jullus good lad

MY DAUGHTER JUST ROASTING ZENOS DOING ME SO PROUD YOU TELL HIM

YES ESTINIEN

POKE THAT MAN

YOU GET HIM

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK

PUDDINGWAY

HOLYSHIT

NINI STANS A KING

“Where is star’s blasted pudding” Nini: mood

URIANGEHRBRKEB STOP

AN ENSEMBLE OF LOPORITS FOR HIS RETURN

STOP

WHY

IS

HE

THE BEST

I LOVE HIM

HIS SHAKE

HOLY SHIT

CAN I HAVE

NO

I NEED

THAT PUDDING WALK AS AN EMOTE PLEASE

Aw Urianger

GOOD TO HAVETH YOU BACK

HIS SMILE

Estinien: it has a name now we can kill it Yshtola: ….no

ESTINIEN WITHOUT HIS LANCE… nakkid

Ah there it is “us first” everyone after… right if you have the time for that 

NOT ESTINIEN BRINGING UP MIDDY NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE I WANT HIM BACK SOBS

“Make do with what you’re given or go outside” Estinien hon it’s the MOON

URIANGER CRYING OVER VEGETABLES OTHER THAN CARROTS

STOP

STOP

STOP

THE FIELDS WE PASSES BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF FERNDALE 

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS 

VARLINEAUUUUU

ESTINIEN SAYING NOT TO TAKE ALPHINAUD TO THE GOLD SAUCER I'M GONNA PASS OUT (WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GOLD SAUCER)

Nini says why the fuck are all these aetherytes in oversized ponds the fuck is wrong with sharlayans 

And I’m crashing the problems of inter space travel tec will have to wait until tomorrow 

Day 5????

We just jumping right back in

LALAFELL NPC!!!!

The dejection in the delivery of “teeny-tiny toy boat”

ALPHINAUD

THE FUCKING FIREWOOD STOP

“I don’t see why he takes every opportunity to bring it up. It was just firewood” THANK YOU ESTINIEN

Lyse stoops walking. Don’t ur gonna mention papalymo… mentions papalymo. BUSTS INTO TEARS

NOOOO ARTORIEL AT HAURCHEFAUNTS GRAVE perishes 

Seriyu????????

Estinien please do not stab the paperwork

You lift. Nini will do the papers for you

Nini would like to go help puddingway find the ultimate sweet treat. Sounds very important and like he might need her help

Urianger you fuck

THE XOLOTL

G R A P E S

OODLES OF NOODLES

The time at the farm bore fruit Urianger is2g 

“This woman is doing better that you are” wow savage 

THANCRED KISS HIM I SWEAR

WHAAAAA OUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SO PROUD

Who the fuck is interrupting right as Thancred was about to mention his and Urianger’s daughter

NO

IT'S THE AETHER PEOPLE

MEON

URIANGER BE STRONG

HER PARENTS HER PARENTS

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST COLLEAGUES OMGSJHSBJ NOOOOOO

Omg

I BAWLED 

THE HUG

THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND ANDBHD

I'M CRYING AGAIN

STILL

FUCK

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HIS VOICE CRACK

that. That is the hardest I’ve cried so far

The HUG

AND HIM HUGGING BACK

FUCK

FUCKKKK

IT'S ABOUT LOVE

Thancred saying he needs to take Urianger out for a drink ;; we can raise a glass to moen. Fuck. 

Okay se we need to talk about when it implement the “hype” music bc now is not the time 

HER DAD TALKING ABOUT HER NAME BYE

I CAN'T HANDLE BEING EMO ABOUT FAMILIES ANYMORE

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE TWINS DAD GRINNING MADLY AND PRACTICALLY SKIPPING WHEN THEY WERE BORN IM 

LEOFARD!!!!!!!! CAIT SITH!!!

Emmanilain and this fucking Limsan dude I’m 

I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE ENTRANCE wow dude 

Who the fuck do you know in the sky pirates 

Nini: relics are cool but did you bring me dango?

What would this even be like if you hadn’t done ANY of these side stories 

TATARUUU

THEIR MOM

LMAOOOOO

TEENY TINY TOY BOAT 

I LOVE THEIR MOMM

ERENVILL YES 

GOOD BUN

CIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IM SORRY CID

ALPHA

ALPHA

ALPHA

ALPHA

NERO

ALPHA

ALPHA

Just how SHORT this scene would be if you’d not done anything???? 

PLEASE

MIDDY???

AAAAAA WUAIBEJ DRAGONS

MIDDDNDIHSHHDHHDJEHDJ

NO I WANT TO SEE HIM

I WANT TO SEE MY DAD

They can’t

NOOOOOO

they can’t make me they can’t dad him like this 

SCREAMMMMSSSSSS

I’m no

No

;________________;

I KNEW HE WAS DOING THE WHOLE I MUST PROTECT YOU NO MATTER THE COST SHIT BUT IM STILL GONNA CRY

THEY FAMIBKY AGAIN

Idk what I thought the spaceship would look like but holy shit

That’s the Normandy 

Krile whatever you are thinking. No

Estinien sensing great power gives me feelings 

We just… journey to the center of the earthing this huh 

KRILEEE you are not a weak link

Estinien ;; you made her laugh ty 

IT'S THE PRESENT THAT NEEDS PROTECTING YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH

Aw fuck should I have done role quest for gear???? This dungeon isn’t dropping armor (now knowing it unlocks after wtf the dungeon should drop gear)

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

PAPALYMO

MOEN 

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRR 

NO NO NO HAIRCHEMDNDIS

I don’t remember what Estinien said I was crying

MINFILIA

THANCRED I

The bosses were meh I mean Amon was good and like Thancred said we should have seen that coming, but the garlean ones I SLEEP why are they still relevant 

YSALE IM SCREMAINDHSISH ESTINIEN 

SAY SOMETHING

OKAY HE DOES AFTER THE FIGHT IS OVER

SOBS

ALPHI TOO

okay time to talk to the fucked up crystal that I still don’t trust 

Amon just go

Hhhhhh don’t don’t bring up the others remembering too 

Unless ur gonna let me say one last goodbye

To him and Hyth

Fuck udude 

YOUR STUPID BIRD ANSWERED THIS BECAUSE WITHOUT CONFLICT THERE IS NO BALANCE WITH OUT PAIN THERE IS NO JOY WITHOUT FAILURE THERE IS NO SUCCESS

I

Hello

What

Omg

ASAHI IS GOING TO THROW HANDS FOR USING HIS BODY???

Holy shit

“Next time we will find the answer together” bro

I dunno which one to pick that’s not really in character for Nini. As much as I want to pick it 

Byyyye Asahi won’t miss you

Ilu Alphi you tell him

Woah

That design 

FROM THE ASHES OF HATE SPRINGS LOVE WARM AND PURE IM GONNA DIE

SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS

Boo the Hydaelyn fight is a “test” 

I wanted her to be sketch

TRUST

I CAN TRUST

STOP

LETS GOOOOOOOO

How many more times can they remix answers I’m gonna CRY 

I'M NOT ESTINIEN IM NOT I’VE ALWAYS KNOW YOU LOVED SINCE DAY ONE

Just gonna be thinking about Estinien and Love for the next 20000000000000000000000 years don’t mind me 

I’m gone

I’m in gpose and haven’t started yet

But if she has light rampart I’m gonna scream 

WOW

Okay but TRUSTS WAS SO FUN

HOW THEY GET HIT AT FIRST AND LEARN BC THEY'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

ALL THE BANTER

ESTINIENN!!!! Warning the twins I’m gonna CRY

jdohsugskbduihejhdbdjej he stared to LB but Alisaie stole it. Legend

Alphi winded after ;;

“All in a days work” Estinien pls

FUck hydaelyn made me cry

Okay fine you don’t have to be evil 

I guess

Would have been cool

But you were okay after all

INN ROOM

FRIENDS???????

O

My sleepy Nini

Baby

HYTH

HYTH

HYTH PLS 

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think we deserved a scene with EVERYONE BUT FINE I WILL TAKE HYTH 

URIANGER DREAMED OF MOEN NOSHOSBIDIHEMSJ

Hyper hopper…..

TATARUUUUUUUUU

WE WILL COME BACK

TATARU’S BOUTIQUE

Send Emmanilain off to go eat archon loaf :)

TATARU I WILL COME BACK

ALSO I WILL DIE FOR YOU

I love snow weather but I don’t want these scenes to have snow so

Off to role quest

Y’all had 4 archbishops in only eighty years 

The fuck they doing the last one was like dry leather I thought he’d been archbishop for EIGHTY YEARS MINIMUM

AYMERIC IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU

EEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM DYING

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR EM TO DO THESE QUESTS

EM YOUR FOOD

ITS HERE

AYMERIC YOUR FAAACCCCEEE ;;

Aymeric with the staff owo

Aw I was gonna lose my mind if he’d healed

WOW him just taking aggro hard off the bat

Ooooooo new combat voice lines!!!

That was good

HIS FACE

AYMERIC U WOULD NEVER BECOME A BEAST WAILS AT THIS

HIS FAAAAACE

Look I may not have done any of the other role quests and I may be incredibly biased but this story is gonna be a hard one to top IMO

Okay BACK TO MSQ (scared honk)

And the weather is still crummy and only gonna get worse… fiiiine

RAINBOW PUDDING Nini is LISTENING

WAILS SIT DOWN WITH THE OGSSS

I’m sorry Urianger with the giant tankard lmaooo no way he is a wine guy come onn

THANCRED MENTIONING DRYBOONEE

THANCRED AND URIANGER MARRIED AND TRAVELING TOGETHER 5 EVA

Y'SHTOLA PROMISING TO TAKE THEM TO SEE RYNE SOBBBBBBBSSSS

I’m 

My FAMILYYYY

DRUNK URIANGER STOP

STOP MAKING HIM SO GOOD I CAN'T

SLEEPY KIDS

Krile ;;

“I worry for your happiness” END ME

DON'T BRING UP TRUE LOVE IM TOO WEAK

Good to see you awake, G'raha Tia

ALISAIE PLEASE IT WASN'T THAT BAD

Okay

I’m ready to this to either kill me with family feels or be so stupid I die, Estinien here I come

SCREAMMMSSS HIS FALCONERS TOP OUTFIT THANK YOU

“What this isn’t the first time you’ve seen me without my armor surely” 1) you showed up to my room wearing less. 2) I’m allowed to stare

Estineinejgejrhdj DONT BE RUDE YOUR MAKING HIM SAD

SEEING YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER BROUGHT BACK FOND MEMORIES OF MY OWN BYE BYE BUE NEUBRKGSJAJ

SONION SONION

WAILS

I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU BC I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE SCREAMMMMMSS

NINI THANKS YOU BOTH AS WELL

HER FAMILY

YELLLLLLLS HIS FFAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE

his floating things. Estinien sjdhdjs

I AM sad we didn’t get to have tea with them and mom tho god 

My entire life for that cutscene

Actually maybe not seeing that was for the best I might have actually died 

Tho how could I when the bed room scene exists. 

Awww did Alisaie’s words sting little man :)

Tataru ;___; every time 

Omggg all the NPCs here to see you off

ALPHAAA

UNCLE VRTRA THANK YOU

ERRENVILL I LOVE YOU

Coult and Hoary…. ;; Hoary gives Nini the biggest hug she deserves it and he deserves to give it 

Moen’s parents ;;

CIDDDD

NERO POSING WITH THEM 

WASNT EVERYONE JUST CALLING FATHERS TEEN TINY TOY BOAT 

CAN WE NAME IT THAT PLEASSSEEE

ARE WE CALLING IT LOUISIOX STOP

MY HEART

OH

RAGNAROK 

OKAY

We actually gonna blend up primals into space juice 

I guess we are… okay

HUG YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GO

OOOOUOHIUJSBJSGISO THE LAUNCH SCENE

THAT'S THE SAME ZOOMY PRIMALS FROM THE 1.0 TRAILER

HOLY SHIT SUSANO AND GARUDA BANTER MDJDJBDJDH

BISMARRKKKK!!!!!

That was so cool

I’m reeling at how sci-fi this has become

I’m thinking about u Cyan. U and your sci-fi star finder aus

The portable teleporter thing is gonna be important isn’t it 

Everyone uses it and Nini doesn’t.

Nini��s gets destroyed or dropped or knocked away at the last second 

Or Nini uses it to send everyone away but doesn’t use it herself

Or Nini is in such danger that at the last second to get away they’re used and that saves the wol

SOMETHING STRESSY IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH THEM

Ruh-oh

Ah

Don’t like that

DON'T LIKE THAT

DON'T LIKE THAT DONT LIKE THAT DON’T LIKE THAT

DON'T HURT

OH THE GLOWIN EYES NOOOOPE

DONT HURT

G’RAHA

NO

THANCRED

THANCRED

THANCRED

WH

WHWRE IS HE

WHERE IS THANCRED

WHERE IS THANCRED

HYTH

HYTH AND EMET

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE

SKY

MUSIC

MUSIC

WOW

Urianger being so worried about Thancred ME TOO

“I feel as though I may lose my footing at any moment” DRAGOON SPACE MEMES ARE STILL VALID LETS GOOOOO

Omega this part is from omega’s home world

This place is a literal mash up of all the dead stars 

Wow not me just standing beside Estinien on the hill taking screenshots of them silhouetted against the sky and crying 

They’re here at the edge of the universe TOGETHER 

IT'S SO DAUNTING BUT THEY HAVE EACH OTHER

LAYS DOWN

And the dragons... middy’s star. The conflict between middy’s home and omegas 

OH

COOL COOL COOL

NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THEM

THATS COOL

Estinien wanting to talk hhhh thank you

HE SEES THEM TOO

AAAAA

DRAGON BOND

OMG

THE WAR KILLED THEM ESTINIEN THE SPACE WAR

Shit are we just ON the og dragon star

MIDDY IF YOU SHOW UP I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

Okay no I was right at first, this is a scrapbook of all failed worlds this PART is just the dragon star 

Meteion that’s super fucked up

HERMES WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED BEING SUFFERING FOR AN ETERNITY TO SUPER POWER YOUR DEPRESSION BEAM

URIANGERRRR 

don’t fucking LIKE THAT

come down here bird bitch let’s throw hands and I’ll unmake you 

Thancreddsd nononononono

U TRIED HON I LOVE YOU FOR TRYING

DON'T TALK LIKE HE'S DEAD HE IS NOT DEAD

Omg the quests names… are corrupted 

Hhhhhh

I am once again BEGGING MIDDY PLEASE

I’m losing it dragon star war lore 

MIDDY PLEASE

Searching these eggs is making me SADD

“You search the cliff tops I’ll search the plains” hey Estinien you can jump should we not IDK TRADE

FUCK MAINT. I’mma just chill in the hub and look at the sky and cry for the next 10 mins until logout

Day 6… LAST DAY??? FEAR

Oooooooo the loading screen for Ultima Thule

Go in gpose and almost die because the shoebill is RIGHT THERE HOW DID I NOT NOTICE??? Oh it is just the minion of someone doing this quest 

No path bc the dragons see no path forward D E E P

THE RESOLVE IN HIS FACE

Estinien just don’t do something like Thancred okay

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let’s go

MY FAMILY MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE WEEP

YOU TELL HIM BABE

ILU

REVENGE OF THE HORDE

REVENGE OF THE HORDE

THIS POSE

HELP

SCREAMS

DO NOT THANCED THIS

NOT NOW

NINI NEEDS YOU

THYRE GONNA COME BACK I LNOW

BUT

NO

IM CRYING

ME TOO ALPHI

IT WOULD NOT LEAD US ASTRAY HE WOULD NOT

I CANT

I cant 

I think Urianger has to hold Nini back no way she’s just watching that. 

DID THE MUSIC CHANGE!!?????????? It’s more lively. What the fuck. SOKEN IS2G

I’m just gonna sit down I don’t want to go on. THOUGH THEY ALREADY TOOK WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT 

immmm gonna call Graha is either next or last

He just claimed he was unsure he was up to the task so he either will throw himself at whatever’s next or will need to see the others sacrifice what they have first

This music DEF changed I hate this

GHOST BABY!!!!

Okay Yshtola is next IRONIC SINCE SHE JUST SAID “WHY IS THIS ALWAYS THE COST” WHICH IS DOUBLY IRONIC GIVEN HER RASH TENDENCIES 

NO I JUST REALIZED WE STILL HAVE TO DO THE LAST DUNGEON NO ESTINIENNN 

Okay so Graha, Alisaie and Alphinaud are going to make it that far at least 

These bloopy boos have gone from cute to unnerving 

God Hermes all the stars are devoid of life because your messed up code thought it was right to give depressed people more depression 

U R I A N G E R

NO

I know other Scions are gonna give themselves up for progress before the end but NO

Wow their voices 

Yshtola. Queen

SOBS

THERE SHE GO

AZEMS MAGIC

I

SOBS

URIANGER

NO

I WILL SUMMON U ALL BACK I SWEAR

Graha taking lead ;;

Portal of Wisdom I’m upsetti

OMGEA WORLD

CYAN

ALPHATRON

Collecting Aether currents marking me SAD

The lore in this zone is a FEAST

XOLOTL

HELLO WORLD

jumps off the platform and into the abyss

I’m extra glad we last min farmed omega now

God so many people while doing MSQ have had great minions out. I saw so many ancient ones in Elpis and now people with Middy and OMG

Graha 

;________; 

FIST BUMP

STOP

STOP

Hjwjwoheihwoiwhhwhwhwh

Graha has found himself and I’m crying

All the fucking ShB music O

ALISAIE

THE CRYSTAL

SHE HATES NOBEL SACRIFIVE

NOW THE SONG HAS LYRICS HOD I T BUILT UP OVER TIME IM 

SOKEN

They all leave as if it’s nothing how do you think we feel FUCK MEEEE

I need to talk to the twins always but how can I when everything Alisaie says means I have to read the chat box through tears 

THIS FUCKING SONG

HOLDS MY CHILDRENS HANDS 

with you and Alisaie beside me there is nothing I fear

I’m crying

WHO IS MY TRUSTS THO

IM MISSING MY TANK

Alphi describing the party dynamic kill me

Offer a word of comfort. Both of them: NO U

Oh the music just STOPPED

I don’t like that

SCREAMSSSSSS MY KIDS

CAN I PICK ALL THE DIALOGUE OPTIONS PLS

I CANT NOT YOU TOO

WAILS

I WILL

GET

YOU

ALL

BACK

“I can not bear the thought of making you suffer so” WAILS

MY SON

ITS OKAY

ALISAIEEEE

DIES

DONT CRY

NO

DONT CRY

STOP

YOU CAN NOT 

You go my children I believe in you 

DONT LIKE THE CREEPY TELEPORTING 

THE

MUSIC

ANSWERS AGAIN

SOKEN HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REMIX ANSWE— 

OH MY GODDDDDDD

God the hard cut to the silence again

AGONY

HEY

WHOMST

WHOMST THE FUCK

DONT HARD CUT

WHI WAS IT

;; NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

god how is it possible to love ur own character so much

Oh we can’t run 

Effective 

ARDBERT

AREBERT PLEASE I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER 

HAURCHEFANT

IM 

SASHEOEHEIHEJEIHE 

BAWLSINFB

SORRY IM DUMB???? LYSE???????????? 

I ALSO—

AYMERIC????????? WAS THAT AYMERIC???

NAMAMO??? I think

RAUBAHHHAAANN

MAN IDK 

I RMEMBER THIS LINE I DONT REMEMBER-- OH HEIN

UHHHHHH IDK

I HAD BAD AUDIO RETENTION I GUESS I REMEMBER NONE OF THESE VOICES LMAO

BEG LUG

RYYYYYYNEEEEEEEEE 

VRTRA

WHO SAYS LET'S FINISH THIS I AM STRUGGELONG

I NEED SPARKNOTES

HYTH HYTH AND EMEMT

JSKEHIDGJDBEIYHR

COME HELP MEEE

Hyth I love you so much

UNTEMPERED EMET LOVES THE LIFE OF THENPLANET SKDHSJHS

A FLOWER

MY FRIEENNNNDSSSSSSSSS 

MY FAMILY

EMET 

You absolute theater kid

Him affirming there’s more out there

As the bearer of the Crystal hhhh

I CERTAINLY DID

STOPPPP

I love them both so much

THE SMILE

AGAIN

DIES

sorry Nini running across the flowers to throw herself directly into Estiniens arms bye

ALISAIE “if anyone will need to keep up its Estinien!” God

They can’t get rid you you guys your relationship is only just starting and I love it 

I FEEL AS IF I HAVE FOUND A NEW PLACE FOR MYSELF 

SCREEEAMMMSSS ESTINIENNNNNNNN

If u prefer action :)

Wow 

This music is so 

And the dungeon is

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THESE LITTLE SCUBA BOYS

THEY MAKE NAMAZU SQUEEKS

Instantly dies to the first boss

Oh boy

The weather here is “Inevitability” 

ALPHINAUD DIED

Omggg the second area 

THESE BOSSES GOT MECHS HUH

Wow

This is beautiful 

Estinien has lots to say here

Holds his hand

Omggg the CHANGE after you beat the last boss

Where is Zenos

Like he’s coming isn’t he

Omg

The DESIGN

ENDSINGER

MY FRIENDS

ESTINIENNNN

NONONO ALPHI SOBS AT URIANGER HURRYING TO HIM 

GRAHA

OH

OJ

PH

OH

IM

IM

GONNA

DO OT

THE

TELEPORT

I

I KNEW IT

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

FUCKEID

Zenos

It’s zenos

SHINRYU

YOU CAME

AS SHINRYU

PLEASE ZENOS

IM

BUSY

excuse me

What

What the fuck

Rubs between my eyes

Like congrats zenos fuckers but 

Sighs 

Nini says please leave

Okay

Riding Shinryu

Is bad ass

SHINRYU ULTIMA THORDAN HADES REMIX WHAAAT

BRO

This WAITING ROOM

MMAAAAN

Rattles EX I need the music 

WITNESS WITNESS WITNESS!!!

Bro this fight

Was incredible

The mechanics were so good

THE SHOCK ABOUT DYNAMIS AT THE TANK LB

THE REVERTING THE ULT

OUR FRIENDS OUR FRIENDS I CANT SEE IM CRYING

THIS IS THE END OF OKAMI

SCREAMMMMMSSS

I DIED CASTER GREED

finish the final boss on the floor thumbs up

Meteion I’m glad you could be restored ;; you didn’t do wrong you did your best and no one helped you soon enough to change it 

I’m scared

I’m scared

The cut music

Zenos is still here 

I’m scared 

No zenos. No it’s not about that at all. It’s not about being a hero and the thrill, it's about LOVE and protecting all you Love no matter the cost. 

I have had enough. This ends

No Zenos I haven’t MUSTERED THE DESIRE I just need you to stop calling me when I leave you on read it’s getting annoying 

MUUUSSICCC

haihsjhsy when he just OBLITERATES YOU and you have to revive yourself GODDDDD

THE ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

HOW DKNEOUSHISYIDHEJIS HOW IS N

NINI JUST PUNCHES A WHAT 7+ FOOT MAN IN THE FACE HDHSH

DONT KICK MY CHILD

NIIINIII

this is some Sasuke Naruto shit right here

It’s the dog

The dog brought the teleporter 

Also the teleporter used to save WoL at the last second called it

EVERYONE’S DISTRESSED VOICES

ALISAIE CRYING 

MY FRIIIIIENNDSSSSS BAWLS

EVERYONE GATHERED AROUND WHILE UR UNCONCIOUS MY FAVE TROPE 

I’m sorry everyone I love u all

hahshshshshhsj Alphinaud offering his hand I cry

The lighting in here is terrible I would have loved to have woken up in sharlyan but I guess that would have killed the ship returning cs lmaoo

Fine

Fuck walking Estinien can carry her

Whaaa TATARUUUU 

THESE CREDITS 

WITH ALL THE ARR PICS IM

SOB

HW PICS NOW ;;

FUCKING FIREWOOD

Arddbberrrttttt

THE INCLUSION OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT IN THE CREDITS I’M CRYIN MY DAUGHTER

EVERYONE

HYTH AND FRIENDS

THE ART!!!

Lays down

This final bit is a lot

I like the idea to publicly disband but not

I like that everyone will come back if needed 

I CRY over Alphinaud 

Estinien being offered a ficking GARD DUTY JOB BY AYMERIC LMAOOOOOO 

Looks like he and Nini are going to Thavnair how FANTASTIC :)c 

Ty se for my Estinien in Thavnair life

I’m so glad he got the shenanigans music 

I dun wanna turn this in

BUT I DOOO

SOBS

WE GOIN BTO PANDIMINUSINSJ WITH EWIWDIBS 

I don’t know how to round out my feelings

This was a great end and I’m excited to see where they go from here

Also

Time skip owo?????? I smell it.

#Jayne plays ffxiv #Endwalker #6.0 #6.0 spoilers #this one is a doozy #and very long because I screamed a lot #there's a lot of incomprehensible just ??? at parts too #and terrible jokes #and some big brain predictions (go me) #just a compilation of pure emotions #i had this on the go the entire time #congrats if you read bc I think this one is much longer than my ShB one

[heung-mins]

ohhh i have this one guy i want to slander so bad... hes a A student so thats basically a chemist anyways, right??

ok so today the mask mandate dropped in my country (some exceptions bla bla bla) and it dropped in schools as well ok...and this morning i show up to my first period and only 3 people r NOT wearing a mask and hes one of them... and our principal wrote a email saying she "reccomends" wearing a mask ... and everybody told him that and he got weirdly offended and went like " IDC!!! I already had corona LMAO"

and then our principal did a whole ass announcement where she said (happy week before easter bla bla bla good luck to our finalists) and added "ty all for continuing to wear masks :)"

and this guy freaked out and went like " SHE CANT DO THAT ITS UNLAWFUL SHE CANT DO THIS >:(((( I DONT WANT TO WEAR IT" like dude 😭😭😭

and later on we had a group discussion abobut this in social studies and he kept saying "well after two years people have to like get back to normality and bla bla you have to put some confidence in the people and let them decide" so i did a counter argument, he interrupted me, i interrupted him back and said like dude.... its usually the non empathic rude assholes who dont wear masks and they r usually not vaccinated either and i dont want them breathing down my neck in the cheese aisle 😭😭😭 AND HE JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD??? AND REPEATED THE SAME 2 TALKING POINTS???

GOD I HHAATTTE THAT GUY HE ALWAYS LAUGHS AT WOMEN IF THEY LIKE SAY STH NON ACADEMIC AND OH GOD HES SOOO DUMBBBBBBB 😭😭😭😭 sorry for this being so long but i HATTEEE that guy sm

GET HIS ASS!!! he sounds so obnoxious.. im like why are men like him put on earth? they are literally a waste of space.... reading that he interrupted u that was the last straw for me personally. i love that u interrupted him though <3 he sounds like a sexist brat 🤢🤢 and i love when ppl repeat the same talking points several times as if that is supposed to do something.... 🤨 i hope he faces a terrible fate.

#'hes a A student so thats basically a chemist anyways' SCREAM #anon i feel for u but the way u wrote this is sSO FUNNY #he sounds terrible i hope u dont have to spend a lot of time in his vicinity :( #long post

[khaleesiofalicante]

three words: WHAT THE FUCK

also, Dont blame me by Taylor swift for Max and Rafael respectively

MAX AND MINA

Besides, this is not the sort of thing he could talk to Rafael about. Rafael was a goody-two-shoes. He followed the rules and respected the law.

I AM IN THE CAR AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING I THINK MY MOM THINKS IVE GONE CRAZY

Bestie Rafael doesn't follow the law

This sounds too good to be true...

But also

What if-

Look I love elyaas but Mina's right

He's a demon

A RED FLAG RIGHT THERE

That is totally something David would say NOW I MISS HIM

Oh

Oh right

Lancelot

I forgot about that

ALRIGHT BITCHES PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE GOING TO EDOM

It's time for a family visit

Smh quite rude of Magnus and Alec to not introduce their kids to their grandfather

Asmodeus was bad. Very, very, bad.

Those people (ykw): bUt hE'S fAmILy

Huh

What happened to James?

OH BELIAL

Bestie don't die

He remembered his lessons. Bapak had trained him since Max had been a toddler. They had tempted him with so many things. Max had resisted them all.

Bapak had been so proud of him.

Because Max had resisted power and riches and beauty and strength and all of it.

But they hadn’t told him. They hadn’t told him the hardest temptation was love.

How was he supposed to resist this?

Listen

You wanna go to hell for love? DO IT! FOLLOW IN ALEC'S FOOTSTE

THE MAGIC KISS PARALLEL

David

David, I am sorry.

David, will you ever forgive me?

I’m not Lancelot. I’m just Max.

I’m sorry I couldn’t save you.

BESTIE DON'T MAKE ME CRY

HE HAD A EARRING PHASE

Will...

Oh god it smells like fish here who tf-

Prob my neighbor

I hate fish

Oh right back to being sad

Ok Magnus why are you sad

RAFAEL

You can’t be there for people only when it’s convenient for you.”

Uncle Jace, of course, had been taking pictures and sending them to people like it was no big deal.

JACE WHAT

Oh god he doesn't know yet...

Well Rafael you see...

“Rafe,” Max said in horror. “What’s wrong? Are you sick? Is dad sick?”

“No, hermanito,” Rafael smiled, pushing away the unshed tears. “We are both okay. I’m just worried.”

“Well, don’t be worried about something that hasn’t happened yet,” Max pointed out. “It’s stupid.”

OH MY GOD NO

“I'm the fucked up irresponsible son, okay? There is no room for two of us."

Ms to my brofher

AWW HE TURNS PURPLE WHEN HE'S SUNBURNT

A PURPLE TELETUBBY BYE-

“Why are you being so…angsty?!?”

Us at you

Anjali was a cuddler.

OH MY GOD SHE'S A CUDDLER

He's so in love it's adorable

Her lips had the power to make him break the law – and burn the world down if necessary.

I FUCKING SCREAMED

MY MOM CAME TO GIVE ME LUNCH I SWEAR SHE THINKS IVE LOST IT

It made him realize that sometimes – very rarely – bad things led to good things.

He wished it would be the same right now.

Same my boy same

He had no idea what was going on

muffled because food sdhs sicj

I actually said that with my mouth full

SHUT UP HE'S WEARING MAGNUS' CLOTHES FOR COMFORT

Alec

What preparation

Tell me now

DAMN IT ALEC YOU STILL GOING IDRIS???

MICHAEL SAID NOT TO

ALEC STOP TALKING LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE YOU'RE NOT

AWW HE'S BUYING DONUTS JUST LIKE ALEC DID

Anjali

Lol what

Nope nope nope

Imma stay in denial

I'm gonna go get food

Idk what you're talking about

Anjali you're not dying idc idc

RAFAEL NO

FUCKING NO

NO NO NO

STOP DOING SHIT LIKE THIS

Lol Magnus you ain't going anywhere sit your ass down

ENBY CHARACTER OMG

“I will tie you up in the dungeon of the labyrinth if I have to,” Ragnor said – a little too seriously.

Do it

NO ONE IS GOING TO EDOM

Malcolm...

FUCK STOP MAKING ME SAD

While mundane parents talk to their children about sex or drugs, Magnus had to talk to his children about greater demons and necromancy.

True dat

Only my parents didn't talk to me about sex

I learned that shit

Although I'd say we're pretty good at talking about it now

Tessa hummed at that. “I don’t know about that. The last time my children were acting secretive, one of them was fighting a greater demon and the other was bringing her boyfriend back to life. And don’t even get me started on Kit!”

AHHH JAMES AND LUCIE

AWW ALEC'S TRYING TO COOK

“Listen here, bud,” Alec lifted a finger. “You can either stay here and help me or get out of the kitchen and take your negativity with you.”

Max smiled. “I’ll take option two, please. My negativity and I will see you at dinner.”

MAX JAHDIDUWOSJDH

Wait

Does Alec know he's sick?

He messed up the recipe thrice, burned his hand twice, and almost threw the pan out the window once before giving up.

HEY WHY YOU TRYNA THROW ME OUT

I have to do it while I can, Alec wanted to say. I’m catching up for all the ones I am going to miss.

I just wanted to eat in peace

Why don't you go back to messing up the recipe?

MAGNUS NOOO

Alec STOP

NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Max ate five more – because he had the appetite of a whale.

MAX AKDUSODHJDOS

Same

Oh...Max realized it's Anjali

Alec knew Magnus wasn’t happy about him going to Idris.

Literally no one is BUT DO YOU CARE?? NO NO NO GO AHEAD MAKE ME CRY

Shit

YES JACE

Alec I'm very sorry but you deserved rhat

Lmaoo Alec talking about telling Rafael but he's planning on being a mundane

The way he's talking shut up shut up

“Are you saying that a world run by Zara could be better than a world run by you?” Jace asked, looking pissed. “Your mundane condition must have affected your head - because that’s just stupid.

So true

Idris is probably in ruins

I just tossed all my clothes of the blanket because I needed it let's see how long it takes for my mom to sense it

Jace...

FUCKING HELL IM CRYING

If you want me to fight, I will fight Raziel.”

ME TOO

RAFAEL NO

NO

RAFAEL DON'T BE A SHIT

Alec talking about how Rafael is gonna be the consul after he's dead and take care of stuff and Rafael just-

NO

Magnus is having an amazing time I see. One of his sons wants to go to Edom to get his boyfriend back, the other wants to leave the shadow world and his husband is dying

DANI NO

BRO OMG YOU GENIUS

THAT SONG REC HOLY SHIT

I added it to the lbaf playlist 😎

#thank yooooou #lbaf

[dreamhot]

Sorry if this sounds dumb but what is a "contrarian pick-me comment". Am I too non native english to get what that means-

ahahaha sorry yeah that's a mess of words

mostly i meant that i'm very much not a fan of the type of humour (if it's even a joke) that's negative or contrary, just for the sake of being edgy. for example, if i say 'i'm a big fan of dream!' and then someone reblogs the post to say 'well, I'M not', it's like... okay cool? gold star?

people can have their own tastes and that's totally fine! but why would you make a point to reblog a positivity post just to disparage the taste of the person who made it? i do think some people do it in a lighthearted manner, but ... if i don't know you, i don't know that. it just looks like you're being a jerk on my post. it's rude. thus! idc if people have other preferences, but there's no point in flaunting them in front of others who are just trying to have a good time

(pick-me just refers to people who act like they're special because they're immune to the trends or whatever, à la 'not like other girls')

#smile.ask #anon #i hope this helps a bit !

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Ok so this is gonna look weird since im doing this on my computer and i might have some uppercase sentences but hopefully this works and if it doesnt f also first time submitting and it might not show up as anonymous so f to me again help m e anyway if this doesnt work then i'll just continue to send in works through asks bc i cant figure shit out lmao.

-Knull anon

~~~~

You stopped for a moment before saying, “damian, you’re supposed to be with batman trying to fight the other batman, why are you here?” Damian seemed to freeze up, but before he could explain anything, you pressed on. “And what happened to your costume? I don't think he would let you get a new one.”

The 4 strange batkids who seemed to appear out of nowhere stood there not knowing what to do, and as you sat there wondering why they seemed like they were… before the joker gas, you also had to wonder why they were there. Who were they? Where were they from? The other batkids got killed when… “batman” killed them.

One of the kids you recognized was Cassandra, if you remember correctly. It was strange seeing her so.. Well, alive. You never met the actual batkids before, since the batman who laughs only found you after a reign of chaos, but you had heard about them, and in some files you found when you had a bit more freedom, they spoke of who they were and what they could do. Of course you had to put them back when your “dad” came back around, but you were still able to read some of them. 

The others you couldn’t remember as well, since you were only able to read up on 2 or 3 batkids. However, you weren’t able to think about that when one of them, who looked a little tiny and had a staff said “we need to find somewhere to hide, those robins are coming back down.”

Oh fuck, I forgot, I asked them to bring some food down! Well, now I feel bad about being hungry…

You were about to let them hide in your room, but then you saw the blasted door and thought, yeah, that's not gonna work. You looked around and remembered that stupid hiding place you found a couple of weeks ago while playing the robins version of hide and seek. It was such a good hiding spot that your “dad” actually had to come and drag you out.

Yeah, it wasn't a fun time.

But at least now you have a hiding spot. You motioned for them to follow you down the large hallway, and then opened up two double doors. Inside was a room of sculptures from all over the place. You walked them over to a sculpture of a man who appeared to be crying while sitting on a bench, and let them behind it. There was a small gap that you squeezed through and pressed 6 tiles in a pattern, before it revealed a sort of bunker like room. You led them inside and right as you were able to hear the screeching of the robins, you closed the door.

*

You sat there for about 10 minutes before you heard things quieting down. For the most part you heard the robins stomping around, trying to find you. You were honestly surprised to see that they didn’t just look where you were last time. A question pulled you from listening to the thumps.

“Why did you recognize Damian's voice?” you turned around and saw the same boy who had alerted you of the robins approaching had asked you. You turned to him fully before explaining, “this… earths, I guess you could call it, batman did have a damian wayne, but when he… ya know, became evil, he turned damian into one of them. He really doesn’t speak unless spoken to, which is also really rare. I was just surprised to see you since I thought you were supposed to be with him while they fight that one earths batman.”

Damian gave you a weird look and said, “I'm not the Damian from this earth, as you call it.”

You stared at him for a moment before going back to your mind. Not from my earth? What does he mean by that? Besides, what's with all the other batkids being alive? And even if they are here, and from a different earth, what would they be looking for? Was it money? No, batkids from all over never really want money, they want to follow, well, batman. So that means their batman must’ve sent them here. But why?

You turned back to the batkid with a staff and asked, “I'm sorry, I've never heard of you, what's your name?”

You saw Cassandra hold her hand to her mouth while Damian seemed to smile. Probably just your imagination, though. “Red Robin.” he said, as he looked down, seemingly a little embarrassed.

You tried to remember who had that name, but nothing came up, until….

“Oh, I remember now! You're the one that likes coffee, right?” he scratched the back of his neck, before nodding.

Cassandra was the next to ask questions. “Why don't you know the robins from this earth?” you leaned back into the wall behind you and said, “easy, I wasn’t there when you all died.” the mood immediately died after you said that, and it became extremely awkward. 

Damian asked, “why are you even here?” “I'm supposed to know? I don't even know why he didn’t kill me to be honest with you.” 

Damian asked, “why are you even here?” “I'm supposed to know? I don't even know why he didn’t kill me to be honest with you.” 

Damian was about to ask something else when his comm beeped for a moment. He answered it, before you heard someone say, “damian, you better have found the damn thing, because we're being overrun!” 

From the other line, you were able to hear the screeches of robins from all over, and the grunts of whoever was speaking. “Ugh- just get the thing, and head out! We've got them distracted!”

Damian immediately got up and grabbed your upper arm, before opening the door. “We're leaving, we don't have much time.” without another word, you followed them out of the strange bunker and back into the hallway.

*

Sneaking past the robins was easy. Sneaking past the guards was… not so easy. You were wondering how they even got in when, instead of heading towards the entrance to the fortress, they turned a random corner and dragged you down somewhere else. 

“Hey, not to sound rude, but the exits that way,” you pointed back to the two large doors that were heavily guarded, “why are we going this way.”

Cassandra turned back to face you. “We didn’t enter that way.” you were about to ask a question when you entered a tiled hallway. They brought you to one specific area and you could only assume that it was the same puzzle as the bunker, enter the right code and you would get into a secret tunnel.

Damian seemed to try and remember what the puzzle was, before he entered an unknown combination and the doors opened. He smirked before coming to the person who had distracted the robins.

“Nightwing, we’ve got the obj-” he looked at you before realizing that might’ve been rude. “... the… person, we’ve got the person.”

“It’s a what now?!” “Just get back to the ship and we’ll be off!”

He dragged you into the tunnel that seemed to be extremely long, and you continued like that in the dark, sprinting through the dark tunnel while you heard random noises everywhere else. Finally, you almost ran into the end of the tunnel, and when it was opened it was almost like a breath of fresh air. Well, it was a breath of fresh air, but this is the first time you’ve really been able to see the planet. Even in the dark, you were able to tell that it was a beautiful jungle. 

Being shoved into a nearby bush startled you but when you went to ask why red robin had pushed you, he held a finger to his lips, and pointed out of the bush.

There were two large guards with their weapons walking over to the door, and looking around. You saw the batkids make hand signals out of the corner of your eyes, but before you would even say anything, a large explosion from the other side of the fortress brought your attention.

Without a second glance the two guards ran around the building before disappearing to a corner of the wall. Waiting a few seconds to see if anyone was there, before red robin helped you up and the 5 of you started running to who knows where. It felt like a couple minutes before you suddenly stopped and went on a little wrist tablet and started typing. 

This resulted in a jet appearing from nowhere, before you realized that it was a wonder woman's invisible jet. “Did you guys recreate it or something?”

Cassandra gave you a weird look before you doubled back, and said, “Oh I forgot, this is from your earth.”

Walking around in grass and leaves felt surreal to you, but now you finally have a chance of leaving. Running up the ramp, you almost cried in relief when you realized that no this wasn’t you mind playing tricks on you. But that would have to come later, since you still had to leave the planet.

And as you took off, watching the fires swallow up the nearby trees, and the robins desperately try to find you, you really wanted to start laughing from joy.

~~~~

God this shit was so hard to write bc i was trying to figure out how to submit things and then like ya know this happened. Anyway if my name shows up when i submit this u can just copy paste this or just screenshot it idc whichever is fine with you. Anyway cheers love, god help me bc i want to sleep.

-Knull anon

#knull anon #submission

[thebluelemontree]

I do not want to sound bitchy im just genuinely curious-why do you ship sans*n? I read your post that acknowledged the fact that sansa is a child and that sandor calls her stupid.... personally that's enough for me to be turned off by the ship (and that's not even covering the physical/sexual assualt). I mean this in the least snarkiest way possible- how are you not grossed the fuck out??? It's pedo.... cmon man

If you’re “genuinely curious” it’s all there in my sansan meta tag. It’s not hidden from you. My thoughts about it are all there for the world to see. Go look yourself. Put the effort in. I’m not explaining myself for the umpteenth time some anon traipses in to demand the same explanation when we all know damn well there’s no answer I can give that would satisfy you. As if I cared about you being grossed out to begin with. Your discomfort is not my problem. That’s a you problem.

Short answer:  I read the damn books (2.5 times and relevant chapters several times). Sansa ships it. GRRM ships it. Sansan is already canon. That’s the book he wrote, and likely the endgame he’s laid down all the ground work for. Sorry (not sorry) this isn’t the story you wanted, but it is what it is. How you deal with that is not my problem. That’s a you problem.

There is no sexual assault. It did not happen. Your cockamamie interpretation sprung from an overactive moralizing imagination is not something I need to concern myself with. But hey, feel free to dislike Sandor if you want to for scaring her and holding a knife to her throat, though. I don’t like Sandor in that scene either. Almost every sensible Sansan fan (the 99%) doesn’t like Sandor in that scene. How I deal with that moment is a me problem, and not a you problem. Or see point one and search my meta tag. IDC what you do.

Go to A Search of Ice and Fire and search the word “stupid.”  See how many times characters call someone stupid, including favs. As if this is the worst insult that has ever been said to anyone, or something I should be alarmed about. LOL. Run to mommy and tell her Sandor called your fav stupid. 

I have respect for the actual definitions of words and don’t try to frivolously bastardize them for things I don't like to make myself sound like A Good Person ™ to impress strangers on the internet. I mean, did you at any point give any money to GRRM? Aren’t you supporting p*do content if that is your stance? I guess none of this has stopped you from reading or enjoying his work. Hmmm, very sus indeed. 

Yes, Sansa is a child. And water is wet. Who is not acknowledging this most un-groundbreaking of facts? Here is another fact. Time is linear and moves progressively forward into the future. No one stays a child. No one Benjamin Buttons. Sansa is currently an adolescent transitioning steadily away from childhood and toward her adulthood because time works exactly the same way in ASOIAF. If your headcanon is that Sansa is fixed in a constant state of pre-pubescent childhood (as per your pedo interpretation) for the entire series and this isn’t a story about characters growing up and maturing, that’s not my problem. You fucking deal with it when your headcanon doesn’t work out with what GRRM writes.  

I’ll give you this one little extra bit of explanation and that’s it. I don’t know any Sansan fans who want them together before she shows all the features of being a fully mature adult and has the agency to choose her own romantic partners or before Sandor has worked on his trauma and become a healthier human being. That includes making a sincere and heartfelt apology. We acknowledge the canon relationship as it stands (which is still very chaste) and future ship it. This idea that we’re all rooting for the exact opposite is a you problem. Not our problem.   

I am not a sinner you need to save by enlightening me to the error of my shipping ways or by telling me how uncomfortable you are. IDGAF about your feelings. How can I make this any clearer? Yes, I am being rude. You not trying to sound “bitchy” or “snarky” aside (LOL that’s as insincere as it gets), I am returning the same energy you brought to me uninvited.  

#anti sansan bs #fuck off #with as much rudeness as I can make that sound #Anonymous

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 05 + 07.12.20 lbs

05.12.20

“tum saari property mere naam karoge.”

BITCH WHAT NOW???????????

V like dadiiiiiiiiiii ko dhokaaaaaaaa?!!!!?!?!?! oh ho, lagta hai pair chhoote chhoote V ko asli waale feels aa gaye dadi ke liye, free of charge!

THIS MAN AND HIS FACE NEED TO BE STOPPED SO HELP ME GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

also what else that tongue do (other than throw constant taane to guilt a bitch) baby boy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm 😏😏😏

riddhima thinking ki property meaning khatra and she can’t allow it to stay on dadi, she has to take it on herself, so that if kabir tries hurting anyone, it’ll be her.

this one’s paar ki nazar has recognized that train of thought, i think.

she’s like think whatever you want idgaf, just do whatever the fuck i say or else. and don’t even think of charging me an extra paisa. jaake bhaanda phodna hai toh phod lo, phir you won’t get your remaining 4.5 cr. DAMN GIRL, WHERE THIS SHAATIR TAKE-CHARGE SIDE OF YOURS BEEN ALL THIS TIME???????/

hubs thinking same thing. he’s never been more turned on by her as when she’s using maximum brain.

“kya hai?????? aise taad kyun rahe ho?????????”

“taadna ekdum free of cost hai. only for your pretty face!” I HATE HIM.

LOVE THIS TROPE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.

face change from smiley eyes to shaatir eyes, as he contemplates the facts before him. unf, the things it does to me to see him emote.

lijiye, iss show ke Idiot Brothers. and their plans to prove it’s not vansh and to get riddhima thrown out. i’ll pass.

but this one’s face tho. cutest. 

same, aryan. mera bhi yehiiiii reaction hai. taareeef karoon kya uskiiiii, jissne, tumhe banaaya!

some rando has come and is like hi, i’m your new lawyer; your old one appointed me before he left. no doubt he’s been sent by kabir.

V’s face: chutiya samajh rakha hai kya???? that’s not how this shit works.

v is like you’re here about my will and lmao riddhima’s all happy thinking oh vihaan has started my work already. SIS TILL NOW WHAT HAS HE DONE ACC TO YOUR PLAN? TELL ME ONE (1) THING THAT HE’S DONE LIKE YOU SAID.

yadda yadda yadda lawyer is like the property cannot be transferred for a few months. because Reasons. sure. sounds legit.

kabir is ecstatic. needs to learn to hide his MWAHAHAHAHAHA MERA CHAAL KAAM KAR GAYA FACE better if he wants to win at this game. he’s up against poker face all india/tellywood champion.

fb to kabir bribe/threatening lawyer. zero surprise.

V telling dadi idc about all this, meri asli daulat toh aap hai. lmao he really just does not give the other grandkids a chance to be #1 in dadi’s books.

ishani is pakka sure this is vansh bhai itselfffffffffff. and lmao angre’s suspicious face. they’re legit like:

V trying to negotiate salary increase (10% per month!!!!!!!!) and riddhima’s like bhakkkkkkk, sabzi mandi laga rakhi hai kya maine? yeh faltu ki bargaining nahi chalegi yahaan, jo karna hai karlo.

ishani’s back with bhai’s favvvvvvvvv chocolate cake and.... OH NO HE WAS SO FUCKING RUDE TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRR. riddhima ko sabak sikhaane ke liye ishani ko kyun sunaaaa rahe hoooo!?!?!?!!?

anyway riddhima tried to sametofy that raita by apologizing to ishani and.......... that went as well as expected.

kabir and aryan watching and lootofying mazze.

lmaooooo aryan tubelight ko situation samajh hi nahi aaya and kabir is just like

lmao have you seen a more pitying look????

angsty piano playing time.

lmaooooooooo she’s like “jahaan vansh banna tha, wahaan bann nahi paaye, yahaan yeh karke kya kya fayyda hai?” which......... troo. i really like this give-no-fucks version of riddhima who says what’s on her mind, instead of just doing lengthy internal monologues of stupidity. 

as,kjdlkasjd;lksjd;lkjsa;ldkjsa;lk she’s like vansh never yelled at anyone if it wasn’t a big deal. to which V is reacting just the way i am rn.......

‘lmao reallllllllly??? i don’t remember it like that.’

more lecture and yeah, i relate to him.

ishani over here crying to angre about bachpan se leke aaj tak vansh bhai ne kabhi nahi daanta. which again i’m like?????????? i have literally only seen V1.0 yelling at ishani for some bs or the other. literally never has he shown her any pyaar; the most he’s ever mellowed at her was when he gruffly told her sunny’s “truth” and made her understand that the wedding with angre would be good for her. nostalgia comes with some reallllll rose tinted glasses huh, ki everyone’s whitewashing asshole!vansh this way.

soft ship gently chugging along!

anyway angre has a plan and ishani like so help me god imma murder this fucker if he’s not vansh. there’s my girl!!!!!

this one is driving a hardddddddd bargain and wow, really going to town on that piano. riddhima doesn’t find it shady at allllllllllllllllll that he’s an equally good piano player as vansh huh? zerooooo thoughts about that.

“gunaah karne waale se bada gunehgaar hota hai gunaah sehne waala.” bhai waaah, isske victim complex ko mera salaam, ki bechaara is ONLY GETTING 5 CRORES, BOOOOOO HOOOOO.

“jabse tumse yeh deal kii haina, badi gandiiiii waali feeling aa rahi hai!” lmaoooooo yeah sureee, i can see how torturous it is, to be paid OBSCENELY to......... play yourself.

“mujhe teen guna chahiye. i want triple.”

BITCH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 3X SLKJDFSLKJFLDK 15 CRORES I KNOW TERA HI PAISA HAI BUT HADH HAI BHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!? YOU SOUNDING A LOT LIKE THIS GUY:

oh boy ishani and angre have entered hearing about “triple”.

badi safaai se he said OH I MEANT IMMA BAKE A TRIPLE LAYER CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR YOU TO SAY SORRY.

softttttttttttttttttttt siblingssssssss. baaaaabies.

but hubs and wifey have come with some stress relief for bhai, lol.

lmao riddhima’s reactionnnnnnnnn.

lo ji yeh bhi aa gaya rang mein bhang daalne. wants to make things interesting via bet. some realllllll high stakes shit. good lord, don’t be gross and bet riddhima or something, maharabharat style.

aaaaaand it’s on!

no point screaming in your mind, riddhima. should have sent him to basketball camp before you recruited him.

"bohut mazaa aayega!!!!” lmaooooooo seeeeee, i told y’all. all this big baby legit wants is someone to playyy with himmmmm. have you ever seen him look THISSSSS HAPPY EVERRRRRR??????????

——————————————————————— 

07.12.20

lmao @ his purposely bad dribbling.

stressing Dollar Biwi out some more by saying he hasn’t even watched the game on tv.

unffffff. Chehra Appreciation Break. these go out to my girl @nawaazishein​ (she knows exaaaaaaaactly why.)

riddhima is like when you pick teams, pick me, and kabir is here to talk smack and say everyone’s gonna find outtttttt nowwww.

ok great, whole fam’s here. there’s a chalkboard set up for the score and everythinggggg. coz as per usual, no one else has nothing else to do. not even catch up on their podcasts or play some candy crush or nothing. they just wanna watch these two grownass men having a pissing contest.

V wins the toss but aryan’s bitch ass lies and says kabir won it. K selects riddhima first.

he knew that kabir’s dumb ass would do exactly that. besides, he’s seen riddhima play. she sucks ass at it. best if she brings down K’s team from the inside, lol.

V’s picks: useless!chacha, angre. K’s pick: aryan. rules established, ki after every 10 points, rival team se player will be out.

all i can think of rn is that everyone went and changed and riddhima’s gonna play in her sari and heels?!?!?!?!!!?!?

game faces on!

lol such bball captain and his gf head cheerleader vibes. CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god are we supposed to sit and listen to chachi’s commentary?!?!!?!?

please note i’m literally only watching this ep to see the boys’ shirts move and expose chest and abs. 

riddhima gets the ball and is standing there in one place dribbling so that V can easily intercept and he’s just..........

............. imitating a frilled dragon or some shit?????

kabir just took the ball from her and scored.

first basket he made and he’s already telling vansh to give up. dude, hadh hoti hai overconfidence ki.

V like haar-jeet ka faisla end mein hota hai. i would say i’ve already won, getting to see this much sweaty neck and chest, mmmmhmmmmmm.

SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! i mean, yeah V scored a point in the game or whateverrrrrrrr, BUT **I** GOT TO SEE SOME TUMMY WHEN HE JUMPED UP!!!!!

lol idk what the sassy finger wave was for, but i liked watching it.

THIS DUMBASS. SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.

aryan’s out.

AND I SCORE AGAIN!!!!! ouff, the things i have to resort to coz they don’t gimme tellywood men shirtless anymore.

useless!chacha’s out.

askljdlkjlkdjlsakjdlsakjdlsdjlaskjdlj bechaara kabir.

“you. out, please!”

sureeeeeely he will not pull the kkhh move in front of the whole fam??????/ will he?????????

look at his face, ki awwwwww, how cute that she’s trying.

riddhima is so stupid, if she scored all these points, why didn’t she pick V to leave the game instead of angre!?!?!?!!?!?

BITCH DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“isski har harkat vansh se kyun milti hai?????” idk sis, take a wiiiiiiiiiild guess. if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck........... MAYBE THE FUCKING 6 FOOT 2″ DUCK LOOMING IN FRONT OF YOU AND RUNNING HIS HANDS ALL OVER YOU IS YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND??????

the way he’s smiling is practically challenging her to figure it out.

she’s still like nope, not him. just a coincidence. while she mulls on that brain fart, imma stare at rrahul’s chest some more.

of course.

YOUR WHOLEASS FAMILY IS STANDING THERE WATCHING THIS OMG I’M DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENTTTTTTTT FUCKING TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM YOU WEIRDOS

“yeh bonus hai. free of charge. just for your pretty face!”

this dumbass is also hung up ki how overnight he became good at playing basketball. abbe oh gobar ganesh why can’t you just accept it’s him?!!?!?!?

aryan’s like dude, it’s him. i’ve seen him play. this is him.

but there must be somethinggggggg unique about vansh’s style right????

ahaaaa, ambidextrous.

kabir legit threw something like that looks like a clown’s nose. i guess he just carries that around full time coz he’s a 🤡🤡🤡

blah blah we already knew this from the precap. i’m just fwding to when he plays with the left and wins.

lmao V’s faaaaaaaaace. when kabir finally gets his day of reckoning, vansh is really nottttttt gonna hold back.

never seen ppl THIS happy to see a left handed person, lol.

“vihaan vansh ki tarah left hand se khel sakta hai??????”

CUTESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooooooooo his face is like jo toota nahi tha, woh bhi tod ke rakh degi.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. asshole.

uh huh honeyyyyyyyyy. did the Vansh Move.

asking how you did all this when i never told you these facts about vansh?

“tum zaroorat se zyaada sochti ho, Sweetheart.”

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“kya aisa humne pehle kabhi nahi kiya? kya yeh pal humaari zindagi mein kabhi bhi nahi aaya, riddhima?” he said her name The Vansh Way, not The Vihaan Way!!!!!!!

“tum mere......”

“haan riddhima, yeh tumhara veham nahi hai. main vihaan nahi, vansh hoon. tumhara vansh.”

haaaaaaye bechaari. at this point i’m feeling quite bad for her. it’s not her fault she’s so stupid. ab hai toh hai. kya kar sakte hain. bedagarkkkkkk ho tera, vansh. may you die of blue balls for fucking with her simple mind this way.

i just did my homework reallllllllllly well, it seems. so my 3x payment is totally worth it. god i wish that pool was full, so that i could dunk his head into it and hold it there for a few minutes.

THIS ASSHOLE DOESN’T EVEN FEEL A LITTLE BIT BAD FOR WHAT HE’S DOING. LIKE, THODAAAA TOH HE SHOULD FEEL.

and then he turns around and looks at her like this!?!?!?!!?!?!? OUFFFF. FUCK YOU MANNNNNN.

blah blah talk about how now everyone must be convinced (except kabir) but yeah, i’m just here for The Face.

JFC SIS. AT THIS POINT YOU JUST NEED TO PULL A KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA SINGH RAIZADA AND YANK A FEW HAIRS OUT FROM HIM AND ISHANI AND SEND IT FOR A DNA TEST.

shhhhhhhhhh, koi hai. yup. and not at all an excuse to get touchy touchy with wifey and give her some more mindfucky clues as to who you are.

someone’s watching us, we gotta sort out the property shit realllll quickkkkkkkkk.

he has An Idea, it seems. oh boy.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs