#like not even a cups worth

[descendantofthesparrow]

Monthly routine

-MINI FIC TIME CUZ IM DUMB- KINDA SPICY SO BE WARNED FOR SPICE-

“Are ye sure bout this Uma?” Harry asked, glancing between the exposed skin on Uma’s neck, which was quickly becoming revealed as she pulled down her top until one side slid off her shoulder, revealing her chest and collar bones.

Uma nodded at him, not looking at him quite yet “When am i not? You need to feed Harry, and as we’ve discovered, my blood gets you by the longest, so my blood is what you’ll get.” Harry was hardly listening anymore, eyes catching onto the bitemarks on Uma’s inner left breast. he licked his lips, feeling his teeth grow as his hunger did. and not just for Uma’s blood. “Harry.” his head snapped up, looking into Uma’s eyes “My eyes are up here dumb dumb”

Harry laughed softly, shaking his head “If yer sure Uma” he muttered, rolling up his sleeves and walking up to Uma, drawing her hair away so he could access her neck without getting blood on her hair. Uma turned on her heel, her back now against his chest, they both found it easier for Harry to go from behind, so she didn't see him bite and he could reach her vein easier and quicker.

Harry kissed her shoulder, licking an old bite mark, smirking as Uma shivered at his touch, his arm snaking around her waist and holding her against him “Harry” Uma breathed out, an order to hurry up. Harry just chuckled, his fangs growing to their full length as he sucked on the spot he planned to draw blood from “relax mo Leannan” Harry cooed into Uma’s ear, smirking as she shivered again, leaning into his chest. “jus’ havin a wee bit of fun”

Uma let out a small grumble, gasping as Harry’s hand cradled her head and tilted it to the side, kissing the spot once more and then biting into her skin. Harry groaned as her blood flooded into his mouth, dripping down his chin and her chest. “fuck-” Uma cursed, feeling her cheeks heat up rapidly as she felt Harry’s tongue caress her skin, licking up all her blood. 

her hands smacked against his arm and hand, breathing heavily as Harry drank her blood. ‘god this should not be as hot as it is’ Uma thought, closing her eyes as a wave of heat ran through her body, squeezing her legs together as Harry’s thumb caressed her cheek and waist, squeezing her hips in hopes to comfort her and tell her he was almost done. 

Harry swallowed down the last mouthful of Uma’s rich and delicious blood, licking the new bite wound to clean her skin before he pulled back, breathing heavily to regain his senses. he nearly pounced back onto her, but for very different reasons as she leaned heavily against him, her chest rising heavily as she gasped for breath. “are ye okay?” Harry asked gently, curling his arms around her waist and arm and pulling her into his side, her head resting against his shoulder. she turned, looking into his eyes which were gleaming bright red.

she smirked, her cheeks burning as her eyes flashed, Harry flushing as he realized what was going on “Uma i just-maybe we should-WOAH!” Uma pushed Harry onto her bed, climbing onto his lap and getting into his face, her arms on other side of his head “all righ’ then” Harry rasped out, smirking as Uma kissed him hard, her hands grabbing at his shirt as he let Uma take back control, all to happy to be under her command once again.

-end-

heheheheheheh im having too much fun~

also-red eyed version~

@ishiphumasohard​ ehehehhehe

#harry hook descendants #disney descendants #uma descendants #vampire harry #Huma #mini fic #art #my art #kinda spicy #implied smut in mini fic #Uma is lowkey a MF #if you know you know lolololol #i had way too much fun with the fic and art #all free handed btw #im ASCENDING #Uma's goddess blood feeds Harry for a full month #which is good since it gives time for Uma to remake that blood too #he will do very minor feedings when they have...fun #but only very minor #like not even a cups worth #also theres a detail i dont think anyones noticed yet......jewelry wise #just a lil hint hehehe

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[bitchfitch]

i don't think the bamboo shrimp is doing too hot and they might not be around much longer. not surprising, it's been a very stressful day for them but it's still sad to see.

#slow response time and ibe cought them flipped onto thei back twice. I moved the tanklet to the windowsill to see if warming up #will help #theres also a cup of hot water near the tank to speed along the process without like. going too fast #Im crushing up some fish food samples i got for gummy and seeing if a snack will help but its not looking good #Stress can be lethal for even the healthiest animal and like. being put in a bag driven to a con picked up and handled countless times #jostled and chilled and jostled some more. #It happens. you always expect die off #im just like. more than a little sad about it because i was really excited about this guy #i guess 12 dollars to let them have a good last few hours in the sun will just have to be worth it

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I’ll make myself tea, drink half of it, forget it, and then be less sure what i want to do when I find it again three hours later

#emma posts #it’s not warm #but I could make it warm? #am I still in the mood though? #it feels like a breakfast thing to me #when I was drinking it earlier I remembered how I used to down two cups worth of black tea with sweetener in the morning senior year #and maybe Junior year or whatever the one before it was #because I hate coffee but was barely holding on #and I’m like ‘I don’t know if it’s still a rule. but before one of my younger brothers graduated they made it so that the kids #could only drink clear liquids out of a clear bottle and I’m like. I think i would have died even faster #so many weird rules keep getting added after I’ve graduated and I’m like ‘these kids can’t have shit. huh?’ #to be fair I was also on a very high dose of an adhd medication at that time so my heart was going so fucking fast #my childhood psychiatrist seemed to live by the philosophy of ‘if it worked before and isn’t enough now just take even more’ #which probably (definitely) had a negative effect on me because of the side effects I was getting #new psychiatrist is like ‘maybe we should also consider trying other medications’ which is great. seriously #I’m not sure if my current one even existed when I was in school though #and I’m not sure it would have been enough but damn. the side effects are lesser #I’ve drank my current tea cold before. not black tea though #black tea goes cold and I’m out

[thorinkingoferebor]

#thea plays bg3 #i want a dlc that's just my oc giving scratch THE BEST DAY #like non-stop belly rubs #day at the beach #squirrel chasing #ball throwing #one of those cute doggy birthday cakes made of meat #meeting loads of other good boys and girls to have zoomies with #one of those puppy cups you get at the fantasy drive through #big cuddle pile in the evening with the entire camp #did i waste an entire poition of speak with animals to get this line and be asked to throw the ball for him? #yes #no regrets #totally worth it #also i discovered that gale has a squeeky ball as well! for his kitty??? god i hope we get to see it

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

can I just. shriek. over the way smoothies are marketed so strongly as for weight loss and how oh no we should not put one (1) gram of sugar in it because we MiGhT gEt FaT because I'm just. I'm here looking this stuff up as a way to trick my silly little brain into eating more. I do not need this to be any harder than it already is

#personal #catkin rambles #smoothies #i am very angry actually. well. more just tired. so tired. #the diet industry should go die in a hole #so should using underweight models #and photoshop to make them look unrealistic #and beauty expectations #and diet culture in general #just. no #not all of us need to lose weight! and the ones of us who specifically don't are more likely to have a reason for it i think #and that would be a reason that would be made worse by seeing all this stuff #sometimes i wonder if it's even worth fighting #it would be so much easier to just give up and let things happen as they may #i might try this intuitive eating thing #see how it goes for a bit #it will not hurt me if i *do* lose a bit of weight having significantly overeaten in the last week #idk im just worn out with all of this #i have blender. check. i have large cup with straw. check. i have ingredients #but gee whiz article about what you shouldn't put in smoothies thanks for killing my vague intention to eat today #(well. intention to try smoothie anyway) #16% mortality rate they say

[caffeinatedopossum]

Wtf even is self care when you're chronically ill? What do you do when everything hurts you and you can't get help?

#specifically looking at you human need to eat food #why are there so many steps and all of them suck?? washing dishes is hella painful but necessary #even just opening packeges for freezer food or ready-to-eat snacks is likely to dislocate several finger joints #i cant keep up with cleaning my kitchen #its disgusting. its a sensory nightmare #and then by the time i go through all that trouble food was barely worth it. i have no appetite im just so so so tired and in so much pain #the food hardly ever tastes good. a lot of the time it hurts too. either my stomach or my mouth or my teeth #or something else because its always something #it all hurts and im tired. just holding a plate or a cup hurts. laying down in bed hurts. sitting in my chair hurts

[thebutchprinxe]

google: how to stop making myself sad the second i stop paying attention to what im thinking about

#delusional optimism is honestly the only thing keeping me sane rn. it’s just weird bc my body has entered a mourning period. #very conflicting emotions #but. i know the love is real. that it’s genuine and beautiful and worth fighting for #you cupped my face in your hands and swore we would be okay. i have to believe that. even now. #we’ll be okay #nobody’s ever looked at me the way you did before. like i was the worlds greatest treasure #sorry word vomit i have to get it out somewhere

[avocadolaw]

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#I’m stressing myself out about pricing stuff #for example I just finished painting a skyphos that I’ve sunk probably north of 8 hours into in making sketching and painting #and when I say sketching I mean on the pot I’m not even considering research or sketchbook sketching #so yeah probably about 9 hours worth of work so far if I’m being more realistic #and at the end of the day I know I’m not the only potter out there making expensive stuff that leans more towards fine art than like #mass production but I’m in rural North Carolina and I guess I’m just worried about finding my market #I’ve got a little thing I’m doing with a few friends next weekend but my hopes are pretty low for that #anyways this just convinced me I need to send things to shows #tumblr tag journaling works #anyways does anyone want a cup for 200 dollars #what if I told you it has the Minotaur on it #no chiton

[killbaned]

sometimes i see other people breasting boobily and i just wanna be like “respectfully, does your back also hurt and where’d you get that bra, that looks like a nice bra for keeping everything contained” but i don’t because i feel like there’s no way to phrase it that doesn’t sound fucking weird.

#like yes i have dysphoria but the only thing worse than my dysphoria is my specific issues regarding surgery so #i'm likely never getting top surgery and a lot of my dysphoria comes from my struggle to find bras that aren't insufferable #the ones i bought w my income tax last year are the best ones i've had but even then they're not like. amazing. #they dig into my ribs but still feel like all the weight is on my goddamn shoulders and bc These Thangs are uneven #i still have to deal with too much tit in one cup and not enough tit for the other cup to be useful #but the cost of custom bras??? absolutely fucking not. i'm wearing 200+ dollars worth of bras right now that i somehow #lucked out and got on a flash clearance for like 29$ all total

[ipoddymouth]

how much money would fifa have to pay you for you to throw a world cup semi final game where my conspiracy girls at 

#like if yallre gonna say its rigged i need to know for how much!!!! #that was i can see if its worth it or not #like for a cool milli hell yeah i'll even let you dunk on me in a charity basketball game #as a lil added bonus!! #wc 2022 #world cup 2022

[munamania]

if i didn’t have a class at 1 i’d be napping rn for sure. i really just want to nap. i desperately hope that she’ll let us out early today.

#there’s been no email or canvas communication so really idk if she’s even alive but like whatever. #football game tonight so our small class might be even smaller. at which point. is this even worth it. #abby talks #can’t wait to go to bed later #forgot to have another cup of coffee so i’m 😵‍💫

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

I'm begging every character on TV to stop hanging out with their exes when they're with someone else and not telling their s/o about it. Nothing good can come from it, idiot!! Watch a movie!!

#personally I never want to see my ex boyfriend again that'd be awkward as fuck. I'm definitely not gonna go get a cup of coffee or invite #him into my house wtf #and I broke up with him very gently like it was fine he still wanted to be friends afterwards. and still! zero interest in seeing him #I'm soooooooooo sick of the jealous s/o being like what were you doing with him and the other being like 'it was totally innocent!' and the #s/o (rightfully) is like 'then why didn't you tell me about it?' and it's a whole thing and it's like was it worth it dumbass? huh? fuck #em rambles #tropes #my parents would never cheat on each other but they also have a rule that my dad doesn't like go for coffee or a meal with a woman alone #the same with my mom but with a man alone to avoid putting themselves in a situation where something might happen #the other person getting the wrong idea or it looking like something illicit to someone else when it's not etc. #which I've always thought was a good rule especially after all the dumbass fuckery I've seen on tv and in movies. just don't even risk it #don't set yourself up for temptation. just don't do it

[sulphurofftheclock]

sometimes i forget this was supposed to be a fandom blog for,,, all my fandoms,,, not just 4*town 😭😭

ANYWAYS GET THOSE EMMY NOMS TED LASSO 🗣🗣🗣🗣 AND I WANT SEASON THREE RIGHT NOW

#if so much as one (ONE) person humours me on this i will not shut up #i wish ted lasso was somewhere more accessible cause like #who has appletv+?? #but if you do and you haven't watched it literally what are you doing #even if you don't think it'll be your cup of tea (lol) just give the first episode a try #it's only half an hour #and i promise it's worth it #don't let the football put you off it's not about football #it's about the ✨people✨ #ted lasso

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

it is so frustrating to see how many people asking you "Will the Chosen ___?" like you are the authority on the show, or working in the production. Your thoughts and hot takes are appreciated of course, but isn't it all speculation, like the rest of us?

I've seen some of these questions sent to other blogs too (the one about Judas, specifically), so I've been a little confused myself. I don't usually get so many asks, and I've only answered a few of these because there are a bunch, and some of them have struck me as a little odd.

I am just another viewer, and I'm sorry that you feel frustrated; I'm sharing my opinions and insights, which makes sense since it is my blog, but yes, they are only my points of view. If the handful that I've answered are bothering you, by all means feel free to filter or otherwise avoid the content 👍

#responses aka the ramblings of my brain #kay can i just catch my breath for a second #the chosen tv series #the chosen #i am not trying to be obnoxious but on the other hand it is my blog and i do try to respond to most asks even if some are similar #i've also tagged everything so filtering should be doable if you're looking to avoid it i know it's not everyone's cup of tea #but on the other hand this is my blog so yeah this is where i'm going to post my opinions 😅 if you don't agree then that's fine ofc #it just confuses me a bit why it would be annoying that i'm being asked? especially since i'm not the only one #i like to think my opinions are worth asking for haha #in any case it's not the biggest deal lol