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justtwilightshitposts-blog · 6 years

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So I got high as fuck and watched Twilight for the first time in 6 years and made a list of the thoughts running through my head. Anyways it’s under the cut, enjoy lol

Dramatic entry....

I don’t understand what she’s saying

Oh my god look at her stupid fucking cactus it’s so small and dumb

Why does she sound so miserable

Charlie her hair?? Really??

How is their house so big with one fucking bathroom

Charlie really had someone else decorate her room omg

Why is he such a good fucking dad. I want to cry

“Still dancin”..... aight, billy

Jacob looks so fucking angsty

She’s so excited about this huge ugly piece of shit truck how is she straight

Did it ever get explained in the series where the fuck Jacob goes to school

“Nice ride” ahah SOOOO FUNNY

I don’t remember his name but why is he such a try hard

*Ball comes at Bella* bella: fUCK

Jessica: stay the FUCK away from my man

Jessica you weird

Mike stop

Who tf is that dude omg he just took his fucking chair

“FEATURES DEAD, ANGELA”

Oh my god Jess when she says eating disorders aakkskakdn

This background music does not fit the characters

Yeah they live together omg

How convenient. A family full of people who fuck each other except ONE

HIS FUCKING STARE

Why they got a fan in the classroom

No introduction to the new kid? Unrealistic. Blocked.

Stop staring at each other what the shit bruh

Just jump tf out the classroom damn

Edward trying to slam the door omggg

How she gonna know you Santa when you dressed normal, tf

Just grab the ketchup

Jesus Christ just talk to each other

Goodbye cell phone then

Day one and you’re doing homework ok

Why is Edward so fucking cringey

He couldn’t handle it so he just stayed home fucking pussy

They just straight up threw a fucking rock at her

Things were getting strange AFTER he stops going to school hmmmmm?

Seriously their house is good sized

This bitch just fucking ate shit what a clumsy gay

“You’re not in Phoenix anymore”

“I need your playlist”

Why is EVERYONE hitting on Bella. She doesn’t even look straight

“Hello” bruuhhhh

His voice, TF

What is the golden onion

Why does he talk like... that

Bonding over science. Haha. Get it. Bonding

“How’s the weather”

Cold n wet. Cool

He laughin. Lmao

Aw his smile

I feel so awkward watching this conversation

Why doesn’t this bitch just sit tf still Jesus Christ

“Wait hOLD UP why didn’t you go with your mom and Phil just curious haha I’m just trying to analyze you no biggie”

The fluorescents. Walks away. ????

How tf did this mf even manage to almost crash like what. How did it even happen

He out this mf

Everyone just like. Sat there for so long not doing anything??? Then BAM OMG BELLA ALSKAJNCKDO”

Carlisle is so fucking white Jesus

Did she never notice his eyes are the same color as Edwards

Fuckin snitch omg Carlisle is not happy

“Hey ex wife our daughter almost died lol call me back”

They are really just arguing in the middle of the hospital tf?

I was standing right next to you....

why does he look like that

Rude ass tf?

Edgy moon

Tf she dreaming about

Wait so like he didn’t even start out with anything low key he just straight up fucking watched her sleep after knowing her a week

God why does he look like that. All the time

Poor mike oh my god

She’s lived here a week how does she already have plans conveniently the night of prom. Get a better excuse Bella

Recycled tea

Why is he so fucking creepy “what’s in Jacksonville” mf HOW you know

Rude ass again what the shit

Why would Bella care if you go to prom with mike, Jessica

“We shouldn’t be friends” no one said you were???

“Our bus is full” 💀

Call your fucking mother you asshole

Charlie don’t talk about Phil

She just walks tf out lmaoooo

How did anyone NEVER say anything about them NEVER eating lunch

La PUSH

He just bounced a fuckin apple

Stop being so cryptic what the fuck

“Let’s say for arguments sake that I’m not smart” bitch me too the fuck

“What if I’m... the villain” shut up you fucking emo oh my god

Come to the beach lol

This is all so awkward

Why did they like hardly ever show Angela

“You’re a strong independent woman” how do people think she’s straight

“The Cullen’s don’t come here” so fucking dramatic

“Yeah yeah whatever enough of you, what about the CULLENS”

Wait. How long have the Cullen’s been around? How long ago was the treaty made???

This music is so fucking dramatic

Oh no it’s Santa....

These bitches gay as fuck too James looks so fucking gay

How is it the entire time she’s trying to figure out the Cullen’s not ONCE does she question the quilietes being descended from FUCKING WOLVES

All these prom dresses boring as fuck

Like what the fuck even is that material

Jess is fucking... phat

“Sorry I don’t do prom dresses I just like really wanna go to this bookstore”

I don’t even want to know what would have happened if Edward didn’t come get her from these creeps...

She legit is about to get gang raped and like. No one ever said anything about this guys what the fuck

Why does Edward look like a fucking crack addict

“Sorry I just REALLY wanna murder these guys”

You should put YOUR seat belt on

“Yeah were gonna do everything that consists of a date but it’s not a date ok?”

No way that tiny bitch is gonna eat that whole ass plate

I’m gonna make sure YOU eat but I won’t alright?

Fucking math nerd

How DID he know she was there???

“I feel very protective of you even though I’ve known you for like less than a month”

He can read minds it’s no biggie

“Cat” bitch me too!!!

I can’t read YOUR mind tho sorry

Wait so why are certain vampires given gifts?

I don’t wanna stay away from you anymore lol

Ooooo our dads are here

“Animal attack” *GLARE*

“Idk what to say I’m so sorry”

Charlie STOP MY HEART IS FUCKING BREAKING

Animals are attacking and you give her pepper spray?

Why tf did they roll his whole ass body out in plain view why the hell was he not in a body bag!!!!

“Oh OKAY everything is starting to come together”

What is this dramatic dream where he’s all emo drinking her blood what the fuck is happening

“Follow me into the woods just trust me”

I don’t find it believable that he speaks like he’s from a different time. His dialect would change with time. Imagine him in 2018 fuckin yeet this and dab that lmaoooo

Why when he runs his legs move and nothing else

How fast are they even going

Diamonds are a girls best friend. And vampires.

“I’m a killer” on cool aha I’m just chillin alone in the woods with u haha no biggie

Why are you being so dramatic Edward

He just yeeted that fucking rock lol

“I’ve never wanted to kill anyone until you”

You’re my drug....

his voice is cracking me tf up

“I’m not afraid of you I’m afraid of losing you” you fucking emo

I want to die

I zoned out an all I heard was “sick masochistic lion” .... alright

Let’s just lay in the grass in the middle of the fucking woods it’ll be cute!!!

Do they just. Stare at each other and not talk...

Why do they use sound effects for his skin lmao

“My crush is a vampire lol ❤️”

What’s Monte Carlo

Everyone is staring lmaoooo

The siblings are not happy lmao

Why would you turn someone into a vampire like there is no logical reason to be like “you’re dying so I’m gonna make you live FOREVER”

They’re just chillin in the rain lmao

Literally tho like being a vampire would be pointless and fucking torture Jesus Christ why would you force that on a dying person

“Wanna meet the fam lol jk u have no choice”

The fucking stare down between Edward and Jacobs dad I’m fucking deceased

“Just keepin it real, son” broooo

Does anyone remember at one point in this series Edward and Jacob just fucking switched Bella off like what the shit was that was I just hallucinating

They cooked for her :(

How long has it been since they cooked

Esme is my soul mate

We NEVER use the kitchen

Jesus CHRIST Rosalie chill the FUCK out

Calm down you FUCKING drama queen

Please don’t kill me lol

Alice you Sapphic ass coming in on a fuckin tree branch

“Bella and I are gonna become great friends” does... does she KNOW. You know bc she can see the future

Alice is so cheery oh god

I too would be dramatic enough to frame all of my several graduation caps

I don’t... sleep

Like he doesn’t even need a chair like their legs never get tired. If they wanted to they could just stand every second of every day

Edward it is the 21st century catch up on the tunes, man

The face she made when he twirled her lmaooo

“I’ll MAKE you dance” .... alright

Why did they like. Move midair

This tree jumping shit just does not look scientifically accurate

“This kind of stuff just doesn’t exist” ... the woods?

Let’s sit in a fucking tree and just talk forever

I wonder who wrote the song Edward wrote. It’s actually... good???

Why is the footprint on top of this fucking mound of dirt lol

Hey hey you You I don’t like your boyfriend

I would kill for Charlie

No one like ACTUALLY questions why a HUMAN foot print is found in the murder scene

“Go SOCIALIZE”

He just fucking comes out of nowhere fuck

How much time does this movie take the course over “only the last couple months” ????

“There’s always something I wanted to try” *kisses bella* you gonna tell me you’re 100+ years old and a virgin???????

This kissing scene must have been so awkward

He just fucking. Zooms back into the wall

Does Charlie not hear any of this???

Edward. She needs to sleep bro

I’m sorry but if my partner never slept I would never sleep with them like don’t fucking watch me sleep the shit???

He just fucking loves his gun

What is he doing over his head ??

We’re just gonna play a family game of baseball lol

Charlie cares so much :(

Charlie doesn’t even question that they’re going to play baseball in a thunderstorm

The baseball scene is in my top iconic scenes in cinematic history

Why do they keep the field so small if they hit the ball so far ???

Emmet my fuckboy baby

When emmet and Edward collide. Iconic.

These gay ass Mfers and their dramatic entrances

Why is putting her hair up going to help. It’s not her hair they smell it’s her blood? Right??

Vampires just go around claiming territory??

All around America??

James knows

Why do they hiss....

The fucking Cullen clan all just bend their knees and hiss like what the shit

“I can buckle MYSELF Edward”

This all went 0-100 real quick

Edward step up your acting game. Monotone ass mf

Charlie is so fucking confused

What even is she grabbing

Ok but Charlie’s so supportive of her and like all he cares about is her being safe oh my god

And he never knows that she didn’t mean any of what she said :((((((

That would fucking kill me oh my god poor Charlie

When they land on her truck... where are they coming FROM...

“Her kind” ... gingers?

Rosalie has a point...

Laurent was just a third wheel

Why do they drive so fast

How the hell was Bella even going to explain this to her mom??? What was her plan.

James.... Jesus your fucking face...

How did he get into the high school

You fucking dumbass you just gonna. Fight a fucking vampire? What is her plan? Fight him? Show up and take her mom and get out???

Also how did she even sneak past Alice and jasper

Wait how did he get this video

You dumb as shit bitch!!!

You can’t fight a vampire the fuck!!!

Why is the part where James shoved Edward against the mirror so sexually tense

This whole fucking ballet studio scene is just too dramatic

Why is she convulsing tho. Is that how it is when you turn into a vampire??? You fucking have a seizure???

Alice fucking SNAPPED

This whole series could have ended right here if they just let her fucking change into a vampire right then and there

Shut the fuck up and suck, Edward

Why her face look like.... that

Carlisle just PUSH HIM

Why are the tubes like ON her eyeballs

Edward sleeping... ha

The whole falling down the stairs bullshit story is so fucking ridiculous lmaoooo

“You’re texting” this movie is so old

Which leg is broken???

I almost killed you lol sorry. Also get the fuck out of Forks

Bella: *insert lady from lipstick in valentino bag vine*

Ok so her right leg is in the cast but in the hospital she was chillin in the bed with her right leg bent?

Jacob where did you come from lmao

“My dad paid me to come talk to you”

“Also you need to break up with your boyfriend”

The instant tension between Edward and Jacob and Bella is so fucking oblivious

“The wolves descend” REALLY EDWARD

Was their senior prom ever mentioned in the series???

She’s so fucking short omg

This music: A++

No seriously what is with everyone’s dresses being so ugly

“I want you always” bitch you just met like 2 months ago???

Bella is so desperate for the dick that she wants to become a fucking vampire

She actually thought he was gonna bite her at prom lmao????

They kiss so awkwardly

Victoria looks so jealous

And hot

Where is she going

Oh it’s over ok cool gn

#my post #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #rosalie hale #rosalie cullen #emmet cullen #jasper cullen #alice cullen #twilight saga #humor

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splattales · 5 years

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Redone Questions

@captainatarime tagged me in this questions thing, and even though I’ve done one before [here] , I’d like to fill it in again since the character’s situations have changed! c:

It’s all under the cut, and I’d like to once again apologise to you mobile users...

MOLLY

► Name ➔ Molly Usk ► Are you single? ➔ Yep, still single, still happy with that. ► Are you happy? ➔ I’m feeling pretty good today. ► Are you angry? ➔ Not as often. ► Are your parents still married? ➔ Gonna be real, they’re still dead.

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Still Inkopolis. ► Hair Color ➔ Still Pink. ► Eye Color ➔ Still seafoam green. ► Birthday ➔ Still 14th June ! ► Mood ➔ Content, a little tired, determined. ► Gender ➔ Still Female.

► Summer or Winter ➔ I still think summer’s the best. ► Morning or afternoon➔ I like to sleep in, so the afternoon is best.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ Nope, sorry. ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ STILL DUMB.

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ This really doesn’t apply! ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I don’t think I did, which is a relief. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ I’m not sure. I don’t think so. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah! Hugs are actually kinda important. ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Maybe?? Might’ve been a prank? ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ That’s kind of personal.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Yup, love. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade reigns king. ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Voted dogs, I stand by my statement. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends are more reliable. ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night out? ► Day or night ➔ I like it when the sun’s out.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yeah, though I don’t need to sneak anymore. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Who hasn’t. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ I’d rather not talk about it.

► Wanted to disappear ➔ Unfortunately, I have.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes I guess???

► Fat or skinny ➔ Seriously, I don’t know or care.

► Shorter or Taller ➔ Shorter.

► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Uuhh???

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ I don’t really want either.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ Mostly.

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Pretty much? ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ One time. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No, Aunt Flo would never do that.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ Vivian isn’t really a ‘friend’. I should probably let her know, actually… uh, later…

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ I’ve had some bad ones. The ones I have now are good. ► Who is your best friend ➔ Finn! We made up. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Finn and I grew up together, so…

FINN

► Name ➔ Finn O’Sean ► Are you single? ➔ Still am, yeah…! ► Are you happy? ➔ Absolutely. I’ve got a good lot in life. ► Are you angry? ➔ I don’t get angry as much as frustrated? ► Are your parents still married? ➔ Yup!

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Still Inkopolis! ► Hair Color ➔ A light turquoise, sometimes leaning on the blue side. ► Eye Color ➔ Soft pink. ► Birthday ➔ Still 19th June! ► Mood ➔ A little anxious, actually…no reason in particular. ► Gender ➔ Still Male. ► Summer or winter ➔ Summer’s the best time for hanging out outside! ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon, since I feel more awake around that time.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ I have a crush; that’s, uh , it’s different. ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ It’s a romantic notion.

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ Still haven’t had one! ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I don’t think I have, and I hope I haven’t. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Absolutely not! ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah! It’s a good comfort, I’d recommend it.

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ It’d be really cool if I had, but I don’t think so. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yyeeaahh…

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love!!!! ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea is niced tea-- ► Cats or Dogs ➔ I like cats better. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Few best is best! ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ U-um, the second option is still the better one.

► Day or night ➔ Night? I’m awake during most of it, but it’s fun to stay up intentionally.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Not at all, thankfully! ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Er, yeah, today actually. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ CAN YOU PLEASE NOT- ► Wanted to disappear ➔ I’d love to turn invisible when I make a social faux pas…

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile! ► Fat or skinny ➔ Skinny, maybe? ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Maybe a little taller. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Seriously, why not both?? ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship of course!!

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ Yeah, we don’t get on eachother’s nerves or anything, and I have good memories of when we spend time together.

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Not at all!

► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ There’s no reason to do that? ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ I’d never be kicked out…!

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ No, never!

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Right about now? Yeah, things have worked out.

► Who is your best friend ➔ Molly’s my best friend, but that doesn’t mean I’m never there for Marina. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Molly and I met when we were SUPER young, did you know?

MARINA

► Name ➔ Marina Salt. Laugh it up. ► Are you single? ➔ Still single, but still better than being with Torrent. ► Are you happy? ➔ More than I was. ► Are you angry? ➔ I still get mad about stuff, yeah. ► Are your parents still married? ➔ They sure are …

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Still The Underground, Octopolis. ► Hair Color ➔ It’s a sort of dark…red, ok? ► Eye Color ➔ Both my sclera and iris are green, though different shades. ► Birthday ➔ It’s still … the 8th of October… ► Mood ➔ Just got a high mark on a paper, feeling pretty good. ► Gender ➔ Still Female. ► Summer or winter ➔ Now that I’ve actually experienced surface-winter… I’m still gonna say winter. Snow is pretty amazing, as cold and inconvenient as it is.

► Morning or afternoon ➔ I love the morning light.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ Nah. ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ Don’t be ridiculous.

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ Best decision I ever made. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I hope so. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Only a little bit. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Not within the last week, and uh, I still don’t do hugs. ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I’m starting to doubt it.

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Seriously? I can’t believe that’s a thing.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love is still the obvious choice. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ I’m not a fan of soda, so Iced Tea. ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats were worshipped by some of the way-way-back humans, I discovered that somewhere. Anyway, those fluffy entitled jerks are my favourite. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ I’ve come to find a few best friends is better. ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ They still both sound kinda awful. ► Day or night ➔ The sun really is a nice thing to feel.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nah, nobody to sneak from. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Are you trying to humiliate me? ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Still hunting for those rare human artefacts. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Nah I’m good thanks.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ I do like it when people smile at me, yeah? ► Fat or skinny ➔ Neither. ► Shorter or Taller ➔ Shorter. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Still gonna say Intelligence is better here.

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Hook-ups take less effort but I’m not looking for either right now.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ We do nowadays, despite politics.

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ From what I’ve seen . . . maybe? Could be worse. ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ No? ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No???

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ I used to, but not now. ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Yes, they treat me right despite what I’ve said about them before. ► Who is your best friend ➔ Still probably Finn? ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Now that I think about it, probably dad.

[BRINE …. hasn’t changed a bit except for now canonically being born in Inkopolis so I’m skipping him]

PANSY

► Name ➔ Pansy Phyll ► Are you single? ➔ Sorry, but I’m taken! Missed your chance~ ► Are you happy? ➔ A lot more than I have been. ► Are you angry? ➔ Naaah. Well, maybe about some things, but not right this moment. ► Are your parents still married? ➔ Absolutely, I only saw them a few days ago and yup- still together.

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Cuttledown. It’s slightly to the west of Calamari County! ► Hair Color ➔ Usually a yellow-going-on-orange colour.

► Eye Color ➔ Dark pink. ► Birthday ➔ It’s still 14th March! ► Mood ➔ Good, but trying to figure out what to do with these tickets, which I’m … er … I have mixed feelings about.

► Gender ➔ Female. ► Summer or winter ➔ Winter’s cold and awful despite the festivities, so summer! ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Mornings are still pretty difficult, so I still like the afternoon, but they’re both alright.

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ Totally, absolutely! ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ Er, sorry, that’s still a no.

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ Definitely me. That one was more of a mistake than the others.

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Ahah, I might have. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Not at all! I don’t wanna scare Groa by asking him about marriage so soon, though. If you ask me, I think we should be certain first, and that could take time—we literally only just started dating.

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Well, I was staying with family, so plenty of hugs! ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yup, back in the day. Handled it a little poorly, honestly. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ By myself…??

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love still wins! ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade’s really good! ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Do you think if I ask my boyfriend really nicely he’ll find someone to clone me one of those little furry kittens from human times? I’m … joking, but they’re the darned cutest things… ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ How about lots of meaningful friends? ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night in, romantic night out, HA -- Anything goes! ► Day or night ➔ I do like the night, but I’ve started to like the day a little more too.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Still can’t remember, I don’t think—maybe? ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ It’s not funny, it hurts.

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah! What, did you think I was gonna tell you or somethin’?

► Wanted to disappear ➔ It wasn’t a good year. ... Years.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Don’t make me choose! … I stand by my statement that you need to see both to tell. And they’re both fantastic. ► Fat or skinny ➔ Still not fussy. ► Shorter or Taller ➔ It would be pretty poor of me to say ‘shorter’ now, wouldn’t it? ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Attraction’s still the most important, I feel? ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship, long term, PLEASE LAST--

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ I get along with some more than others, but I love ‘em. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Nah, it’s had its ups and downs. ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ Still didn’t ever do this. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Thinking on it – no, I haven’t even been kicked out by landlords. I’m a good egg I tells ya.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? ➔ If you hate them, they ain’t your friends. ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ I have a fair pool of friends and I like each different. ► Who is your best friend ➔ Still gonna probably say Charlie, though Laine is ‘offishially’ my BFF. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ Mama knows ALL. Although when it comes to everything about what I want for me, I’d say... myself? Is that a good enough answer?

#OOC #Long post #Molly #Finn #Marina #Pansy #Memes

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honey-baes · 6 years

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ALL THE EMOJI ASKS PLS RACHEL

I DONT THINK U REALIZE HOW MANY THERE BLOODY IS THIS TOOK ME SO LONG AHGSJHAGSJHAGSJ

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? @occultlike she looks like she’d be soft n squishy n im here for that

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why? litwick!!! idk its just so pretty!!!! i also love darkrai n jirachi cus those were two of my fave pokemon movies as a kid!!!

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like? p fucking gay ig uhh there would be flowers every fucking wear for sure

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had? i dont dream much?? the last dream i had all i remember is like,,, somebody ik dying?? idk

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend? idr have a best friend BUT i love all my friends for being the most TALENTED N CREATIVE people ever im. gushing

😘 talk about your crush or partner - dude i have a new crush every week but uhh but i kinda have a thing for my friend ajhdahdha

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back? def not!!!!! i hate confrontation n i usually just stay silent (although that never fuckin works n i really need to stand up for myslef ahdgahd) tho if its playful ill def be a bitch

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!) I’ve gotten through so much n im still here!!!!!! // i try to be kind to the people around me //

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it? uhh this is dumb but really myself??? like, my paranoia is really shit n it makes me scared of alot of shit im fully aware isn’t a threat or anything

🎁 what never fails to make you happy? flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!

💙 what annoys you about some people? people who are rude for no reason!!!!! it just annoys me when people say something in a rude tone for literally no reason yknow

😤 do you get angry easily? uhh yes unfortunately!!!! i have alot of pent up anger ahdhaajsdhasd

🐇 what do you always daydream about? alot of things!!! i’ll often daydream about mundane stuff like what i’m gonna draw later n that

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

✈️ what is your dream city and why? hmm vancouver looks pretty cool!!!!!! idk im a lil bit sheltered n a lil bit bad at georgraphy

☕️ talk about your ideal day - i’d wake up n make some green tea and honey and then do some painting in my room, n have pasta for dinner!!!! i love pasta jadhajsdja

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert? introvert definitely!!! i love my friends but being around people, especially outside is really draining hh

💧 when was the last time you cried? uhh yesterday hjdgasd i cry p much every day HhhhH

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment - wetsuit // a lack of colour // drop pop candy // talk too much // if you’re over me

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? i’ve always thought itd be awesome to be able to read peoples mind!!!! ig i really just want to know what people think of me?? ahdhags

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? please for the love of god don’t eat that much icing at once it won’t end well

💚 who are you jealous of and why? idrk um i’m naturally kinda jealous of loads of artists??? just cus i think my arts been p bad recently n im really envious of others art hhh

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why? kindness!!! i’m none of those things except for kind so i might aswell go that route yknow ahdhadgaj

🙊 what are you ashamed of? dude alot of things honestly most things i do adjhadhass

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn? i know english and welsh!!!!! i don’t think i’d be able to learn another language tbh hh

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be? hmm i love tomoyo daidouji n i’d love to be her friend!!!!! (she’s from cardcaptor sakura!!!)

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? i’m in the proccess of drawing something for someone!!!! n fufilling reqs!!!!

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why? a siren bcs theyre pretty and murderous n i like that

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike - ash she’s a real dumbass yknow

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately - everything tbh hh ive been going thru a rlly shit rough patch atm but!!! im still here so

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now? i wanted to be a artist, n i didnt for a couple years but i do again!!!!

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods? chocolatechocolatechocolate

🍑 what are you obsessed with? currently bnha n kiribaku!!!!!!!! n uhh kamideku/tododeku/kamisero/ashido and happiness

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed? i uhh cry hh

😪 what are you sick of? it being so hot!!!!!! gahh

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker? nO

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person? i’m definitely trying!!!!!! i don’t know if i really am yet though ahah

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies? painting!!!! video games!!!! i love doing sumi-e/oil/watercolour/digital painting n i love nintendo games!!

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself? i sang Hot n Cold ahddgahdajadh

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it? me being a bit of a pushover hadahdsjjah im trying to stand up for myself but it usually just ends up in more grief HHH

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored? eyes!!!!!! i draw eyes all over my school books, and bloody hands!! // i like doodling blood hh

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams? i’m like uhhh 2 years old ig

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you? i havent,,, done that hhh

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? off the top of my head i love jenna coleman cus uhhh shes a pretty lady

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person? o fuck yeah

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them. alices adventures in wonderland // ‘she generally gave herself very good advice, although she very seldom followed it’ | through the looking glass and what alice found there // ‘Thy loving smile will surely hail the love-gift of a fairy tale.” | the lion, the witch and the wardrobe // ‘She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if it is not a magic one.’

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help? i listen to music!!!!

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad? def my friends!!! i don’t acc like talking about things that are bothering me but i know they’d all be willing to listen and care about what i say n that makes me happy ahhh

🌍 which country do you live in? wales!!!!

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words - salty, tired, TIRED

💭 do you keep a diary? i have tried but alas i cant keep up w that shit

💫 who inspires you? so many people!!!! my science teacher is p cool n i wanna be like him!!

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why? idk but uhh i like buzzfeed unsolved so

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like? black, hoodies n sweaters n LEGGINGS

🎬 what are some of your favourite films? the captain america movies!!!!

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Mysme peeps with chubby Mc HCS? Pls and thank u!!!!

ahah no problemo! I hope you see this zomg I’m so bad at handling my tumblr requests and school at the same time >

Yoosung:

when he first set his eyes on her he could not believe it

that was MC? that was her. MC. seriously?

HOW CAN SHE LOOK SO CUUUUUUTE OMGOMGOGOGMMGOGMGOM

he cannot even contain himself

like hi hello yes this is my first time seeing you but here have a very intimate long hug from me because why not i mean

YOU’RE GORGEOUS

he doesn’t let go until Zen pries him off

“YOOSUNG GET THE FUCK OFF YOU’RE HARASSING MC”

“nooooooooooo”

*insert picture of yoosung being dragged away by Zen with his crying emoji face thing*

someone draw this PLEASE!! (if only I were good at art)

Zen:

okay he was sosososososso excited to see MC

he had no time for shock bro

MC and her little wittle puffy cheeks

he just wanted to pinch her and give her bowties to wear on her head

you won’t believe this but he literally wanted to take her to the amusement park immediately and buy her ice cream and fEED HER COTTON CANDY CUZ

HOW CAN ONE BE SO ADORABLE?????

his eyes literally turned into heart shapes you know like those anime characters when they see their crush yea like that

right anyway he was extremely starstruck and couldn’t even talk properly

Jaehee:

it was just great

she’d always sleep on MC’s squishy thighs and feel MC smooth her hair while she drifts off

ULTIMATE life goals man

sometimes she’d squish MC’s cheeks and play around with her face to make her have different facial expressions

do ya know what I’m talking about??

it was really fun

and they’d binge eat a million things together while watching Netflix :D

Jumin:

HE LOVED IT

constantly hugged MC super tightly while they slept

they went shopping together and he picked out ALL her outfits because he wanted her to look

anyway he was totally into it and glared at anyone who had anything bad to say about MC

also he MADE MC JOIN ELLY IN HIS “KITTY LOVE” MAGAZINE RELEASE hehe

707:

you WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT but

he was really excited to show MC his belly pouch

y’know from all those chips and soda

they have to go somewhere am i right or am i right

he liked to tickle MC a lot and poke her belly when he was bored

sometimes he would take off his shirt and draw faces on his belly and then make it talk

you know like this (except it’d be his 707 chicken meme face thingymabobber):

he would do the same to MC

idk about the taking off shirt part for MC but you do whatever you waaant ;)

Saeran:

he didn’t really have an reaction lol

but he did enjoy poking MC’s face

like a lot

*poke poke poke*

ten seconds later

*poke poke po-*

“Saeran what r u doin”

“poking your cheeks”

“why??”

“because you’re cute”

he honestly was so proud???

i mean

MC looked so healthy and happy in her own body

he couldn’t ask for more

he love love loveddd her cheeky smile and just everything about her??

“MC you’re the most beautiful girl in the world - how can you look so photogenic in every picture?”

yes I watched iCarly lmao

~Cherry L.

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