#like an army and i am the general

[blossoms-and-possums]

a possum... for you....

many thanks… i shall pop it in my pocket…. another one for the collection…..

a possum… from me to you….

#thank you ! #also hi ! hello !! <3 #i have a small plethora of possums in my possession #like an army and i am the general #‘a small plethora is an oxymoron’ shhh. no. <3 #please note that i picture australian possums in every single one of these images. there are just no swag pics of aus possums. they’re all #north american :/ but it’s ok! we move #a possum is a possum and i shall add it to my collection <3 #thank you v much for the possum <33 #it’s me hi i’m the Problem it’s me :) #god lets me live because he knew the world would be terrible without me in it :p #(im kidding. somewhat. <3) #i digress ! #thank u for the possum ! i love it !! #possum answers

[revvethasmythh]

*laughs nervously* totally not worried about dueling orin. totally not

#like LISTEN #I enjoy the swiss army knife nature of being a rogue and having a thousand skills as well as the general flavor of the class #but I am not BLIND to the areas in which we do not excel #1v1 combat being a BIG ONE #suddenly regretting not taking trickery domain so I could get advantage with invoke duplicity #that said I DO have a bunch of spell slots I can cast sanctuary on myself with and I just think that's the funniest strategy #oh you want to kill me? try multiattacking now bitch #I'm sure it will be fine but also I have been thinking about this duel for so long I think I've psyched myself out #if there is any fight I specifically don't want to lose it's THIS ONE ya know #rosie plays video games poorly #squad without the s #context is I'm about to go duel orin in like t-minus whenever I finish dinner

[oathkeeperoxas]

I love it when I enter a new fandom and everyone there is so so so much smarter than me and has already written the fic I would write so I 1) can simply Enjoy it and 2) don't have the learn jack shit about how the us army works

#dont worry i dont think this is a forever fandom but i am enjoying my stay very much #how are fic writers so talented!!! who gave them permission!!! #also i am learning about the us army by osmosis whilw tearinh through all these fics and already have done 4 wikipedia dives rip #but its not for fic purposes but i still know more than last week #anyway. cant believe i fell for another general/commander ship #embarrassing. one time is chance but two times is a pattern #at three times its just like. THE trope i like in my pairings #surely i can get hot about the power dynamic in some other way where theyre not in the military augh #also if this ohase lasts any longer the temptation to write a codywan top gun au WILL spiral out of control and i dont need another #long fic on my hands so um. hopefully the winds change soon #that being said why is there no in depth military jargon codywan fic smh pls someone else wrote it before im forced to #personal

[selkiecoded]

What isekai are you reading if you don’t mind me asking?

okay... but youre not allowed to make fun of me... its called "50 tea recipes from the duchess." korean woman gets fired, gets isekai'd into the body of a duchess who is timid to the point of patheticness and everybody fuckin hates her. is like uggghh well i dont care if im hated as long as i have my special interest: TEA. and with her autistic girl swag (label pending) she makes both the society and her cold intimidating husband love her. 70% of it is her infodumping about tea to the delight of everyone around her.

#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies #started reading it on tapas bc i was bored and it was free. embarrassingly got invested. #more uhh romance isekai? rather than like an action based one. its cute enough. not really groundbreaking but i like the FL. #we did manage to achieve a conversation between the protag and her body swapped soul so that was fun. #generally i dont support ppl who go on abt art that they only engage w for mindless fun or whatever bc theyre usually talking abt fuckin. #idk marvel movies or the latest army propaganda films or whatever. and generally the media they talk abt verges to harmful. #but i am an avid supporter of reading dumb shit you know is silly. all art has value including stupid stuff. #other dumb stuff ive read: at least two ~sexier~ manga/manhwa. former had surprisingly decent world building. #latter had an INCREDIBLY TOXIC cast of characters. it was absolutely fascinating. #those are the more embarrassing ones and the ones i WONT be dropping titles for. #others include furry shoujo isekai; aromantic shoujo; mousou telepathy (ive mentioned that before) #gag comedy where a dude gets ~magicked~ into a girls body but the joke is hes so lazy that he doesnt give a shit (mood) #stupid bl manga with a hot fat character who is very much the main object of desire #a lot of it is manga/manhwa bc its easier to get into something kinda dumb if its bolstered by having nice visuals rather than like a book #or whatever where you have to slog through it with your imagination alone. even when reading 'dumb' art i try to engage it properly bc i #very sincerely believe that every story has some form of meaning if youre just willing to engage with it #(<- plot of orv btw for an ACTUALLY good story) #like i said the sexi manga has surprisingly good worldbuilding. the toxic story the sexu manhwa was telling was earnestly fascinating. #idk! sorry i know you were just looking for the name but while i do consider it just kinda silly its broader impact has a deep effect on me #this is why i love orv❤️ please read orv. while i already had these fond feelings prior to reading orv it really cemented it for me. #oh and i read romance novels sometimes. i like stuff thats cute and silly! idk. youve been on my blog you can see my icon this isnt news.

[silverislander]

prof said congrats for writing up a proposal so early i am going to get a good grade in. well this is literally going to be graded. but yk the meme

#i really hope its decent proposals are really hard for me to write. i never really understand how much im supposed to say #also i dont plan stuff in advance! i hate drafts and proposals why cant i just jump in and run w my topic #i dont Know exactly what im going to cover just yet can i get back to you once ive covered it #levi.txt #i spent One page just opening the two page proposal so. i know it needs some cleaning up #but the last time i wrote one of these i only got a 75 (not a bad grade but i could do significantly better) bc. and i am not kidding. #i wrote a several page intro abt the themes of a story i was super pumped to write. and forgot the /plot characters and title/ #a 75 was honestly generous. that prof already liked me and knew my work so i got very lucky #also i just think the guy im working with for my essay is so cool and i want to impress him bfhshsk #ive taken 2 classes with him before he is so smart and so enthusiastic. i was 1 of only 3 who was there for every class both times #everyone whos helped me has been so cool and very nice to me i want to do a good job and prove that im as capable as they think #and also jesus fucking christ ive worked so hard for this degree PLEASE #if i dont get honours im walking into the forest laying down and letting the fae take me as they will #side note: i have 1.5 movies left (its late and im finishing army of the dead tomorrow + watching evil dead rise)!! thats so exciting #theyve (mostly) been really fun and i feel like i have a really good general idea of where im going w my essay now #the movie eras are starting to kind of organize themselves into coherent themes in my mind #i think its smth along the lines of racism/xenophobia -> social change -> satanic panic -> action and militarism -> prejudice/bias #and i actually think were in smth of a thematic reckoning w zombies rn as a culture that im excited to discuss!! #for so long weve accepted that zombies arent people but weve really been starting to interrogate that since abt the mid 2010s #w tropes like searching for a cure (not just a vaccine) or movies like warm bodies or evil dead where you can truly turn back #and im really excited to see where the future takes the zombie genre!!

[likedbyuarmyhope]

when namjoon said bts and army have created a world of our own that no one else could possibly understand i knew exactly what he meant. we’ve unlocked a new kind of love that no one else has ever felt before

#it’s not just any artist/fan relationship like it’s genuinely deeper than that idk #it’s not just the parasocial aspect either like i’ve loved a number of celebrities in my time and the fan connection is just so different #it’s still enjoyable but it’s COMPLETELY different from bts/army’s connection #idk what to call this love bc theyre my family but theyre my best friends but theyre the loves of my life but theyre my guardian angels #they’re everything but they’re also so beyond everything we can put names to #‘they dont even know you exist’ is such a flimsy insult bc it doesn’t matter if they know who i am individually #it’s about being a part of the community that we built together to help each other grow and #to​ give each other the strength and platforms to make our voices and our stories heard #the whole origin of our and their names says it all. we are a voice for the young generation and they protect and amplify our voices #and we do the same for them #i know they love me not as the ‘me’ who stands on his own but as the ‘me’ who’s part of an ‘us’ that has stood by them through everything #and that is such a special and beautiful feeling. ‘you’re my best friend for the rest of my life’ sums it up so perfectly #aeron.txt

[tranakin-skywalker]

Screaming crying tearing my hair out trying to figure out how the fuck the GAR is structured

#i am losing my mind over here my dudes #i have made. so many graphs #NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE #ugh im just gonna try and skip over the military stuff and just write the fun angsty shit #seriously tho how large a force is realistically required to capture a planet? how many ships and troops are we talking here? #cuz as a high jedi general obi wan would technically be in charge of an entire systems army. which is nearly 300k troops #and roughly 128 star destroyers #but its a SYSTEMS army #which i imagine means they would be spread out throughout an entire system #so for a single planetary invasion it'd be. what? just the 7th sky corps? with the rest of the systems army spread out in other areas? #seems most likely #i hope you guys appreciate how much i agonize over these silly little details lol

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

Leopold I and Eugene of Savoy walked so modern Nerd x Jock pairings could ru- *a hoard of historians rightfully and violently grab me and whisk me off their conference podium to the back where there are sickening gunshots and I am never heard of ever again*

((turn on audio you will regret))

#Sigh. Every single disclaimer i do not sh*p real ppl dead or alive etc etc this is a joke blah blah #Leopold i #Emperor leopold i #Eugene of savoy #17th century #Holy roman empire #Hre #austrian history #Battle of vienna #Siege of Vienna #war of the spanish succession #I could probably find something poetic about Eugene being rejected by Louis XIV for being ToO uGLy for the french army only to be taken in #By straight up the ugliest ruler on earth at that point n terrorising the continent tgt that iSNT THERE but i am a wr*ter such is my curse #Also yea probably not that nerd x jock dynamic to a T but like. It Sure Was Some Kind Of Dynamic #Something™ about quiet theatre kid Leopold constantly depicting himself as a military man ((like Eugene!)) & being super generous with him #And Known Gays ((whether it was true or not)) Eugene describing Leopold as a father figure like the mUTUAL ADORATION....... Pls 🤡 me n WHO #Btw re Eugene Queer i truly dk enough about him to say but what straight person signs off in a mix of 3 different languages lmao ((jk))

[theauthor2103]

MORE DINO SQUISHYS!!!!!😃😃😃😛😛😛

The last four are others I won from the arcade last night. The rest (squishy dino’s in front of Lisa) are the ones I got from Amazon.

I AM SO HAPPY WITH THEM😃😃😃😛😛😛

#I seriously love these little guys so much #they make me so happy #Lisa’s armada has grown tenfold!!! #I have more at my home and at my gf’s house #I am going to name every single one of them!!! #Lisa will now have generals for each of her milita or whatever idk #currently coming up with different milita sections thingys #they’re will be an Airforce-Army-Marines-Navy-National Guard type of military thingy #and Lisa will have different generals/ leaders/ Commandants #I am so happy #I still miss Steve :( I lost him last night #but I know in my heart that a child at the arcade that I was at last night when I lost him found him and gave him a nice home :) #RIP Steve😭😭😭 #I’m so sorry I lost you😢 #please forgive me #I hope I can move on from this #I am hyperfixated on the squishy Dino’s and will likely end up buying more #but I need to get paid first #theauthor2103 #angstyanon0 #angstyanon😛 #Lisa the Squishy Dino #Lisa the Squishy T-Rex

[loverboy-ish-archive]

alright i haven’t got my glasses on but the Creatures / aliens in edge of tomorrow look cool. creatures :-)

#bad movie tho. tom cruise is in it. generic army brand scifi alien invasion movie <- is it generic? #not to ffall into a similar hole like Horror Haters but i Am making a Broad Sweeping Statement . my bad #jv.docx

[fitia]

have to come clean to u bc i was like yeah i don’t rlly like bts n then went on to listen to ugh on repeat she is even playing as i type this out my bad boss 🫡 retracting my earlier blasphemous statements

YESSSSSS, UGH! is very good I'm really glad you like it! Universally agreed to be one of their better post-2019 songs.

Idk if you'd want to dive deeper into their discography and you don't need to but just in case you'd like to genuinely check for more of their songs, here are some of my subjective opinions:

Their better stuff is pre-2019. I still like some of their post-2019 music (yeah, even their English Single Trilogy... though not Permission to Dance, I genuinely can't stand that one)

Also some of their older music has corny and cringe lines but that is to be expected in kaypawp AND I personally think it fits into the more "immature", school-boy concept they had back then. But also that doesn't mean I don't wince a little when I hear it, jfhdkfhdkjfksj.

Their absolute best album is The Most Beautiful Moment in Life pt. 2 (and also the compilation albums that groups both parts 1 and 2: Young Forever) and genuinely I recommend it to anyone first giving them a chance

Some of my favourite fun songs of theirs I really like:

And also since you liked UGH here are some of their more hip-hop/rap-heavy songs that might appeal to you:

(^ this is actually a cover! But they did so well with it it's basically their song now, lol)

And now Tumblr won't let me upload anymore audio clips but that won't stop me here is the continuation of the above list:

Tomorrow

Jump

Dis-ease

Spine Breaker

I'm sorry you didn't ask for this sjfhskgfkshfjdhfjdh but yeah, if you ever wanted more!

#lameviper #Ask #Sorry for being stereotypical army immediately bombarding you with Facts about them but also I didn't just copy paste the wikipedia page I #actually gave song recs so maybe I am not like other girls #Armys SUCK at recommending their songs I swear they're like ''ohhh listen to the Truth Untold'' like guys the general public is often #swayed by songs you can SHAKE ASS to

[alteredphoenix]

So the reason why BNHA was starting to dip in quality was because of that one editor that worked on a bunch of manga a’la Samurai 8 (which I haven’t read but some of its ideas are sort of being worked into Boruto, which explains why it’s veering more toward tech over ninja), Red Hood (which had an interesting premise but just took way too long to get the ball rolling after, like, Chapter 5, which culminated in it going fully meta by the end), Earthchild (which is the biggest tragedy out of this list because that went downhill after the first chapter), and Ayashimon (which I honestly don’t understand how it got popular as it did in the West, but you can only write so many fight scenes that can be boiled down to as ‘punch harder because I’m a manga protag’ before it gets old fast) that got quickly axed?

No wonder I was losing interest in this manga right after the Paranormal Liberation Front War Arc ended. Okay, the Villain Hunt Arc was decent - but that was the point where it should’ve gone down the darker route and lasted much longer than the Nagant fight (and we still don’t know why she broke Overhaul out of prison, but that’s either going to happen later on or probably ended up becoming an Aborted Arc). I think if I had to pinpoint the exact moment where my interest went from ‘I want to see what happens next’ to ‘okay quit dragging your feet and get the hell on, man’, it was during the Shigaraki/Star and Stripe mini-arc. Plus there were these...odd decisions to end some of these chapters on cliffhangers that should’ve, say, resulted in more danger for the cast than they should’ve been in instead of coming out of it unscathed without any explanation...? Like, the most notable case I can think of for me is the end of that one chapter more than halfway through the Villain Hunt Arc where Deku and the Pros go into that one mansion to square up against AFO, and I’m still trying to figure out what the actual fuck the point was for that random-ass explosion. Don’t even get me started on the current arc where it feels like the rest of the cast that aren’t Deku, Endeavor, Hawks (sort of, and I say this as a person that loves Hawks), Bakugou, and Shouto are...kind of Just There to make the scenery look pretty, if you catch my drift. We still haven’t seen Ochako and Toga trade blows yet nor learned who Deku’s father is (rather insignificant and nonexistent his presence actually is in the canon story, and that’s if you completely ignore the AFO Is Deku’s Father theories).

I’m not sure how much you can look at BNHA and say ‘this has all been planned out’ or ‘this is where I can tell it was planned and this is where I can tell either the author’s winging it or going by what his editor’s telling him to do’, but I can at least say it hasn’t been planned this far ahead to get to this point (I’m at least aware that the traitor and Dabi reveals were meant to happen much earlier than intended but the negative reaction toward the villains in Japan put a wrench in that). It’s kind of sad in a way that this is the conclusion I’ve come to as to why my interest has waned because for the longest while I thought this would be the shounen manga whose endgame wouldn’t go up in flames (and I’ve noticed it’s always a war arc that causes this to happen, and as much as I think the Kaguya twist would’ve worked a lot better if it’d been planned sooner and better I’ll forever blame Naruto for making me realize how much I utterly hate how drawn-out war arcs are in manga). I think the only shounen manga I’ve read so far that sticks its landing during and post-war arc is Rave Master - and that’s a manga that made Mashima Hiro sad (which is why Fairy Tail isn’t so heavy on the kill count)! But I also feel bad for the old editor, in a way, because I honestly think he’d work better as a trend-setter for a different profession that isn’t the manga industry; it’s pretty clear the guy’s just not cut out for it (because having that many axed manga under your belt in such a short amount of time should’ve been a cause for alarm instead of just keeping him on hoping he’ll get something right). So hopefully him getting “transferred” - which is a polite way in Japan to say “we canned your ass” - will lead him to opportunities that’ll allow him to grow into a skillset that’ll work for him that’ll benefit those around him rather than as a detriment.

I don’t know how much left there is to BNHA (and I’m beginning to wonder if it’s going to get that fabled sequel a’la BNHA Shippuden I’ve seen people talk about), but with this new editor I’m hoping the story will...I won’t say ‘course correct’ because I think it’s a bit too late in the game to be doing that, but maybe get things back on track and take some time - but not too much, that’s One Piece’s job because of how massive it is - to breathe. Like it doesn’t have to rush to get to the end, but there’s really not much left to the story other than the Ochako/Toga fight, the AFO fight, whatever Sero and Shinsou are going to do,  Deku’s involvement, that thing with Touya, whatever the 2nd OFA Holder’s deal is, and maybe the Nagant/Overhaul storyline getting picked back up.

I can’t say if the change in editors will be enough to renew my interest (I kind of think the damage has already been done), but fingers crossed BNHA won’t fumble on its way toward its ending. And I’m saying this as someone that’s in the WoW fandom and has heard (still hears) the griping and criticisms of its storyline on a daily basis for over a decade.

#bnha critical #armi rambles #i think this is also a case of me just being Really Fussy with what i read #where i can pinpoint moments where narrative shifts occur #i really do wish manga and anime had the chance to breathe #but sadly given how the industry works they're rarely allowed the opportunity to do so #also idk how true the rumors are that horikoshi-sensei's speedrunning bnha due to getting sick & tired of the fan backlash #or the rumors that he's getting tired of working on bnha in general #i don't like making presumptions but i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the 2nd statement's the reason why he's been flooring it as of late #looking at this now feels ironic b/c this is like his last chance to work at WSJ #so to see the story progress at the pace it's at now feels...disappointing to say the least #idk this is all just guesswork & not my place to judge - criticism's another thing entirely #and i am probably not alone in this regard #maybe someday i'll find a shounen manga like RM and enjoy it b/c i haven't been feeling it w/ the current line-up for a loooong time

[nako-doodles]

It really irks me how the kpop community/commentary spaces have created such a hostile environment when it comes to bts and im not talking about the complains they have about the fandom just about bts and how their hate is hidden behind humour and big vocabulary (if someone sounds intelligent they automatically think they have an extensive knowledge on music production) the way they use the same old takes to defend their opinions while praising other groups for the same thing. It’s not so much about them not liking bts but it’s the way they criticise them in the ugliest way possible

to be fair...criticism (fair or not) for bts has been there since literally its nativity. theres a reason why we have so many rapline songs (cyphers, intros, outros etc.) and so many releases condemning and stepping on their haters.

#w the sheer number theyre pulling its impossible to not have haters. PLUS theres a whole market disparaging bts so like- #they KNOW pissing off armys will draw attention and in the age where attention is money and validation; armys are fast cash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #in general i dont watch commentary. unless its form of therapy/that thai jin stan my soul brother/professionals praising jins vocals #i mean using big sounding words is a form of legitimacy but you gotta pay attention to the message; not how sophisticated it sounds #stanning jin has really taught me that simple words wielded well can have bigger impacts than flowery language #i know i tend to use nerdier vocabulary but thats bc i grew stuck in esl w no hope for grasping english and i live my life full of spite #so yea i am well aware im in a glass house and i dont wanna make my bed yknow? #ans

[mikrrokosmos]

Happy Layover release day to all my Taehyung girlies how does it feel to be winning!!!!

#and just in general to all my army followers as well <3 #can you believe this bitch is making me like JAZZ!?!?!? how is this allowed #I had my misconceptions but love me again and rain on me have really assured me #and am I write in getting mvs for every single song 😩 #how does it feel to win #anywayyysss super excited!!!!

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

It doesn't count as incest if you never knew, right?

Well, maybe if you keep doing it after you find out.

#except now I want to hear mmmm twin has a big fat cock for me to suck on #why choose the state farm sign for day out of time #it is possible it is the other way around #it kinda looks like three eggs #your father tried getting me to pay for his bloody life insurance & you texted me concerned.... like...kinda...but it was a quick text #I am busy with shit that could cut you in half and you want to discuss urine sharing #I can't imagine the vibe from these drugs if it is enough to make it go #*sigh* I grow weary #the old spirit looks after a few of his heirs perhaps #I go to fuck his dumb bastard up and he shows up concerned #it was inevitable #if you yell at me I am done talking that #getting older comes with things you are done with #let me light that for you #I may not know like hardly any of your experiences but I was there for the best ones and I.... especially know you better than anyone #Jane would have had a good go at knowing you I think #she was really smart about women #*shrugs #she never had an army of strippers but each generation has to leave their mark #ram dass #how about a three or four popple first

[nthflower]

I used basketball hoops orange chandeliers and that electric thingies that I forgot their name and do amazing lampposts to my sanctuary hills.

Also now it has shops. Beautiful. I wanna live in there.

#its so sad my sanctuary hills and my sole survivor and my playing experience isnt canon one #so so sad #you should see my girl she has a scar in her face and beautiful and wears silver shroud costume with sunglasses all the time #also it funny how much perfect i am #like a mary sue #i love it #general of minuteman knight of bos heavy agent of railroad mother of father of institute everyone's fave vault dweller #vault 81 also loves me and bad boy sexymen mayor of goodneighbor is crushing on me #also last minuteman too #and best paladin of bos too #and diamond city newspaper girl is also in love with me #and diamond city synth detective is my best friend and he idolises me #oh oh also capital Wastelander hired gun also in love with me #and i slept with best signer of commonwealth #best courser of institute is now my fan and tells everyone how cool i am #this is tip of the iceberg tldr i am amazing and wonderful #i waked up three months ago and become most important person immediately #have a polycule and army #what a girlboss #enough #geym #< this is for blocking my game posts darlings