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90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi

#yeah. #bbc merlin

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it would be so funny if percy had a distinct new york accent so when he stumbles into camp jupitor and he's like "i have no memories. i dont even know where i'm from" frank and hazel look at each other and are like we can tell you where you're from, buddy.

#percy jackson

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stranger things + text posts -> madwheeler edition (8/?)

#idk if i’ve rbd this already but im rbing it again bc platonic madwheeler is goated #they’re so two cats that share a house and hate each other and hiss and fight but they hate the dog that lives next door even more #max mayfield #mike wheeler #stranger things

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"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self

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dustin + outstanding moments of being an only child

#sometimes i forget only children exist #stranger things #dustin henderson

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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GLEE S05E02 Tina in the Sky with Diamonds

#bad yeast goes scat with ✨🧚‍♀️🌸 yeast - i - stat 🌸🧚‍♀️✨ #santana lopez the woman that you are #season five has its moments for sure like come oN #a moment for the pop culture history books #santana lopez #glee

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Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis

#he is sooooooooooo #SOOOOOOO #i used to watch this movie. for this part. for marty mcfly to. sing johnny b. goode #this man altered my brain chemistry #i want to fling him against a brick wall #i love him so much #me: i watch bttf for the plot #the plot: marty mcfly #back to the future

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

#this sounds like oh hehe haha but i have been smashed in the head with video remote controllers so maybe smash brothers head in with a wii #remote would have made it into the bible #just. iike. just saying #also have been smash head with hot wheels #beginning to think my brother just liked to smash heads in

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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id like to romp bomp a stomp that dinussy

#sasha i see u i feel u that is so fucking valid #dorothy the dinosaur…… mhm. yeah #heartbreak high

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"Can't wait to see where you take this story" well I can't wait to see where this story takes me either

#we are in this journey together #i am making everything up as i go #planner? i hardly know her!

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

#my university assignments staring at me go on a ten day holiday: am i a joke to you

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What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt

a hysterectomy

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I’m a simple person: I hear a groovy bass line, I listen to the song 2359521706437821 times

#me when i was 15 balls deep in my queen era listening to ‘liar’ 86262876151 times a day #that being said the bass riff in liar still makes my knees go wobblier than they already are #i showed my friend who was also beginning a queen phase liar and she also joined the church that is john richard deacon’s bass riff solo #shoutout to chloe ur a real one we were in the pits why were we so openly thirsty for these men at schoOL #(the answer is we were teenage girls going through a rite of passage) #anyways go listen to liar by queen and thank me later