*naked woman drives into the 118*
Eddie: *puts his hand up* oh my GOD
Buck: cap,,,, what-
Bobby: blanket. check her.
Bobby: eddie u ID her
Eddie: … no
Bobby: … ??
Eddie: SHES NAKED IM TOO GAY FOR THIS
Buck: *tripping somewhere* she also hasn’t given consent !!!
Eddie: um,, ya 🙄
Eddie: what the boyfriend said
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for a straight lady, jenny han sure knows how bi awakenings work.
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I don’t like being this easy to perceive @ashtonscurl
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I honestly think Y/N shouldn't end up with anyone after everything everyone put her through even wony and with the shit that's about to go down. She's better off alone 🤷♀️
this is the reason why im on the fence about making wonyn endgame
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taylor’s bestie with a height difference
VS
my bestie with a height difference
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the date
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why do peter and harry look the exact same in the playstation spiderman game 💀💀💀
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I AM HERE TO GUESS YOUR OC'S MBTI!!!
I assume Marius is either an ISFP or ISFJ
(fun fact, raph is an ESFJ)
so, am i right?
how the hell did you know-
sorry- 😭😭 that’s accurate as hell i just took two different tests to see if i was still istj but you got it bang on??
good job omg
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There is this guy who works at a pasta place at The Grove Farmers Market, and when I tell you he’s how I think most of the fandom on here picture Sirius, he’s exactly how… and he’s so fucking pretty and does his makeup SO WELL and I want to ask him if I can take a picture of him and share SO BAD BUT I CANT BC THATS TOO WEIRDDDD 😭😭😭
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Good morning
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I am incapable of ever becoming a fan of Dream because Dream looks exactly like Shane Dawson and my brain just automatically makes that connection. I cannot look at him or listen to him without feeling like I’m watching Shane Dawson, someone who has profoundly effected my life in ways I cannot explain and who I hate with passion. I have a few mutuals who once in a while post a picture with Dream in it and I get jump scared thinking it’s Shane Dawson. I just can’t handle it and I can’t believe it’s just me dealing with this. There is literally no other reason I haven’t tried watching his content other than he looks too much like Shane Dawson.
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Very often on fanfic writing blogs I hear people lamenting the overuse of “the raven-haired one” or “the blond” euphemisms in place of just re-using character names. On the legendary SFWA website they call this writing tendency the following:
“Burly Detective” Syndrome
This useful term is taken from SF’s cousin-genre, the detective-pulp. The hack writers of the Mike Shayne series showed an odd reluctance to use Shayne’s proper name, preferring such euphemisms as “the burly detective” or “the red-headed sleuth.” This syndrome arises from a wrong-headed conviction that the same word should not be used twice in close succession. This is only true of particularly strong and visible words, such as “vertiginous.” Better to re-use a simple tag or phrase than to contrive cumbersome methods of avoiding it.
Lots more sassy advice here: https://www.sfwa.org/2009/06/18/turkey-city-lexicon-a-primer-for-sf-workshops/
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Give me all the Harry and Meghan docs, films, books, interviews, podcasts, etc!!!!!
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my god i got the layout update this is literally just twitter LKJHGFYVGHBJD
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I used to work with this guy who looked and sounded fucking exactly like Homicide to a degree where it’s trips me the fuck out now.
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