#let me cook guys

[chloesimaginationthings]

I love your art! I would love to see some Steve Raglan/William Afton art like how you draw Yoshikage Kira!

Thank you so much! Tbh as of late I’ve been considering doing more art around Steve/William, similar to how I explored Yoshikage Kira’s character, could be interesting

#ask reply #let me cook guys #can do a lot with fnafs lore/story #it’s pretty exciting to think about! #gonna draw this guy again soon seeing everyone has to of seen the movie by now

[sixoclockuty]

learning about star life cycles in astronomy and having silly fun ideas for starlo !!!

#it’ll be an au but i think at some point im gonna figure smth out for like #starlo life cycle or something #i think he’s a main sequence star. since yk he’s yellow and an adult and whatever #let me cook guys

[tubchunk]

today's frubbo lore just proved that "from eden" by hozier is their song.

#tubbo qsmp #qsmp #frubbo #qsmp fred #let me cook guys #Spotify

[mouse-brained]

and if i told you guys that i'm working on a codeflippa fic next ......... what then

#LET ME COOK GUYS #i only have like. the first chapter down BUT WHEN I GET SOME BETA READERS ...!!! #qsmp #qsmp fanfiction #juanaflippa #qsmp juanaflippa #(kind of) #qsmp codeflippa #qsmp slimecicle

[winterrinpariss]

a pattern is happening where everytime there is an asian person involved in a club, pep is condescending towards said asian person, and then that asian person dunks on peps bald head and for that reason i need a reporter to bring up tomiyasu before this game on sunday

#let me cook guys #there is a vision right here i know it

[not-a-spiderplant]

About to make dinner and found myself searching up “Shepard pie easy no Worcestershire no beef broth” which feels a lot like 10 year old me googling “easy slime tutorial no borax no glue”

#I used to make slime out of shampoo and flour #i feel old #10 year old me was weird #it was bad #nostalgia #silly #slime tutorial #shepherds pie #let me cook guys #lgbtqia #cooking

[pempempemto]

FNAF RUIN SPOILERS

oh honey. you’re doing so well sweetie keep it up

Bonus:

meanwhile.

#guys this will this #this has a connection i promise #ill do something with it i swear #guys let me cook #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf dlc #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin spoilers #fnaf #fnaf fanart #security breach #ruin dlc spoilers #ruin spoilers #ruin dlc #fnaf sb ruin #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf eclipse #fnaf daycare attendant #ruin dlc au #security breach au #fnaf au #eclipse ruin #sorry michael #get alived again #circus baby voice you wont die #five nights at freddy's #michael and eclipse au

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[endcraft]

i like etho as a mcyt figure because he is like if a computer engineer could be a caveman. like imagine if the guy who invented the watch and the guy who invented the wheel were the same guy. imagine if you were talking to him and he was like oh yeah i also invented the hand axe. and google

#hes like if a grandpa were both a programmer and a luddite #hes like a paleolithic mech engineer #hes like if someone made the internet out of sticks and rocks #hes like if you could talk to a big rock and its like yeah i remember before anything was ever hungry bc life wasnt invented yet. #and also i invented algebra #hes like a guy someone found in a cave hungry and covered in dirt and then hes like wait before you bring me back to society #look at what i made while i was stuck in this cave. and its technology sufficiently sophisticated as to seem like magic. made out of mud #fueled by the motion of earth through space #like you think maybe i should leave him in the cave and let him cook #hed benefit from being around people… but also hes onto something. in that cave

[tinned-beef]

guys the emojis are their character development throughout the series

luther: moon in s1, fighting in s2, married in s3

diego: vigilante in s1, ‘lone wolf’ in s2, adventures with stanley in s3

allison: actor in s1, hair salon in s2, used her rumors in s3

klaus: struggled with his powers in s1, his cult in s2, figured out immortality/died in s3

five: commission in s1, paradox psychosis in s2?, retirement in s3

ben: dead in s1, dead again in s2, sparrow ben in s3

viktor: white violin in s1, caused apocalypse in s2, found place in family + found himself in s3

lila: with handler in s2, commission in s3

#guys let me cook okay #they’re back they’re real they’re 🙏 #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #tua s4 speculation #my rambles #also did anyone else notice that luther has his ape body back

[bigfatbimbo]

Pls elaborate when u say Mr puzzle takes it in the ass. PLEASE

Lowkey have not seen any Mr. Puzzles smut yet so… i dunno I guess I AM the first of the generation, it is scary but.. somebody’s gotta do it. (the middle picture was actually me when I got this request)

So we all saw the arch, right? I feel like he actually doesn’t have a lot of experience or maybe none at all. He’s been pretty lonely in the friend department since childhood so I can only assume the same for significant others. He definitely wants to be romanced the hell out of before you fuck him.

I feel like he would want to look at you while you do it, so most times you’d end up with his legs draped over your shoulders. But as long as you’re giving him (his ass) attention, he’ll enjoy any position. Said this in the last post, he heavily enjoys princess treatment, so praise while you fuck into him is a yes.

#sometimes my best thoughts open with a jojo siwa quote #guys you have to let me cook #mr puzzles x reader #mr puzzles x you #mr puzzles #smg4 mr puzzles

[shima-draws]

THAT right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a LOVE CONFESSION

#One Piece #Lusan #Sanji #Luffy #Sanlu #100% A LOVE CONFESSION. STRAIGHT UP. #Wow wow wow can you guys believe Luffy said he can’t become the Pirate King without Sanji by his side. Can you believe that. #Actually tho I feel like this is SO incredibly significant #Like Luffy could easily say this to anybody on his crew but #We know for a FACT that Luffy doesn’t let anything get in the way of his dream #And the fact that he’s willing to give up on it for Sanji. If Sanji isn’t there it won’t be worth it. #Any time a character is like ‘Not without you’ I just. I J SUT #UGH. AGHHFH. They make me ill #And Sanji knows how significant him saying that is too. Bc HE knows how much Luffy wants it #Luffy needs Sanji. He’s his nakama his cook and one of the people he loves more than anything #I am GOING to explode. #Shima speaks #I’m still going through it btw. God. That episode fucked me up forever

[if-you-heart]

wip of a thingy im cooking up idk

#wip #sketch #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #heart cj #mind cj #soul cj #the jashlets #yes its the album cover but with fan designs from me and the fazgang #let me cook #art #hms #heart mind and soul #these guys suck!!

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I do not want to sound pedantic and I am sorry if I sound rude but the estimate of König needing at least 3500kCal a day is quite off

I broke down the size of König for @suimon a while ago so that people could understand how big he was and if we are going off the 6'10", which most people see as canon, he would probably be around at least 300lbs to 400lbs at max

Due to him having a very physical job we know he would need more calories than most and using a calorie counter we can guess that if he is 300lbs he would need around 4660kCal while if he was 400lbs he would need around 5522kCal a day but it could be even more if we consider the fact he may want to eat more for many reasons

These reasons could be that due to being a bigger guy he could have a bigger appetite, he could have a faster metabolic rate, he is probably burning even more calories from having sex, he probably does even more exercise than he needs to due to having extra energy that he needs to burn and he seems like an active man who would probably love hikes (I am guessing that he probably would do ten to twelve hours of exercise a day with his job and with the extra exercise he does for fun), he probably wants to bulk out a bit when not on deployment to make up for eating less when on missions but also so he can be a stronger brick wall to protect his family, he probably burns some calories from fidgeting as he most likely would do it constantly such as pacing or leg tapping or messing with a knife, but this is only a few reasons and there could be more

Due to these reasons I would probably add an extra 1000kCal at least which means that at 300lbs he would eat around 5660kCal a day and at 400lbs he would eat around 6522kCal a day (with König who is a foodie I would not be surprised if he gets up to 7000kCal or 7500kCal a day especially if his partner loves to cook as he will just burn it off)

Sorry if I am being a bother I just wanted to share this information and I feel sorry for whoever he lives with as they would probably be cooking a giant batch of meals worth around €300 that probably only lasts three days (you would probably need a giant kitchen with an extreme amount of cupboards and a few fridges and freezers to fit all the food for this man, at least with his job he can afford it)

Also this may not be fully accurate but it is based on what I know from exercising and calories, but also assumptions I have made based on what people headcanon for him

You're not being a bother and I'm kissing you on the lips too solely for putting up with all that math, also printing this out as a part of the official König bible, thank god for pedantic people like you!!!

#guy burning extra calories through fidgeting and toying with his knives I CAN'T #let me cook for him!!! #I can't afford it but he can so it's no trouble at all trust me

[captainlion04]

tlt stuffs im hoping i can finish...

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #coronabeth tridentarius #furry griddlehark #let me cook guys (disappears for 5 months) #nudity #griddlehark

[airyelbreezy]

Mr puzzle headcanons because im thirsty :(

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(I have way too many images of him...I have over 100../srs)

• headcanons! •

He loves how short you are compared to him (if ur not short I don't believe you. Your NOT taller than him.)

He HATES rock or metal.

Classical music gives him a headache

His antenna on his hat are actually his (somewhat) ears :D

He can't ride a bike.

Does NOT take off his gloves.

Nasty bitch.

Wipes his screen every 30 minutes or so.

Has you see what he wears for the day, bonus points if you rate his fits in stars.

Sorry hut he loves ratings more than you.

Technically your his only friend.

"Uhuh! I have the bestest friend ever!!"

'Partner, puzzle.'

"EVEN BETTER!!"/ref

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Whines like a little bitch when you turn off the TV.

Will not apologize for his poor behavior.

Is not a good person, do not love him.

Okay maybe he is a little touch starved but you can figure that out!!<3

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Not even all of them.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REQUEST!!

#smg4 #smg4 fanart #mr puzzles #x reader #send anons #fanfic #fandom #lgbtq #gay #hold on guys let me cook #she got a wham goddamn #ok hes kinda cute #gyatt