#let him have it Nick!!!!

[mayasaura]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU MYSELF YOU SUICIDE-FAKING SON OF A BITCH. RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POLICE STATION

#let him have it Nick!!!! #how long did he let you think he was dead??? #no court would convict you if you strangled him with his fancy cravat #revealing himself in public like it no big deal #and he was here to talk to his sister!! nothinf to do with Nick #add insult to injury #that said I am so fucking stealing this line for Harrow #maya plays ace attorney #ace attorney #suicide cw

[alexa-crowe]

ASTARION in BALDUR’S GATE 3 (2023) - [1/∞]

#bg3edit #dailygaming #gamingedit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #mine #astarion: 🥺 i just need a widdle snacky tav... #tav having woken up in the nick of time to avoid being slurped out like a smoothie: #okay beautiful whatever you say <3 #i'll let him drink me down all the way next time #what's a little death to the dark urge?

[billyharris]

Millie Bobby Brown & Nick Robinson via the Official Netflix trailer for 'Damsel'

#millie bobby brown #millie bobby brown gif #millie bobby brown gifs #nick robinson #nick robinson gif #nick robinson gifs #damsel #netflix damsel #damsel netflix #netflix #netflix gifs #Can we stop having .02 second shots pls??? like let the camera stay for a bit... #also the clip of him yeeting her off the cliff is genuinely hilarious

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Also... Post-canon lovesong... If you even care... "Is Sparrow still with Rebecca?" that part is a choose your own adventure babeeey~

#Posts for like 3 friends maybe #but sure I'll tag it #dndads #lovesong #See regarding Sparrow and Rebecca... #Hm. I've always had mixed/complicated feelings there. #Like I think the love was there (I do ship it I do) but maybe this wasn't meant to be a forever thing #Or in another lifetime it could have been #Or they just needed some change of sorts! #Like heh. You know. Opening up the relationship. #Specifically to let a certain wet cat inside #In the divorce scenario though well I like that for Sparrow period cause I just want to see him choose himself for once? #And. Controversially. I rather like Rebecca and Lark together haha I think they're quite cute frankly. #But open relationship and/or polycule is nice to think about too- #They're both poly but haven't figured it out yet your honor. ESPECIALLY Rebecca. #Or at the very least they would thrive in *some* kind of queer relationship structure your honor #this is my truth ok #sparrow oak garcia #nick foster #nicky freeman #rebecca swallows oak garcia #And I will keep the not so safe for work tags tooo myself

[waydasims]

im scratching at the walls let me have him now.

#christopher owen sturniolo #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matthew bernard sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas antonio sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo x reader #sturniolo smut #let me have him

[spadefish]

Yoink.

Ashe hasn't shown up in the rp yet but I think it'd be really funny if this is how they met.

#my art #fire emblem #tes #fe16 #fire emblem three houses #ashe duran #sylvain jose gautier #sylvain works for dimitri as a fort guard and spends most of his freetime with glenn #(or out gallivanting with the keep's small population of women but they know his tricks by now) #ashe doesn't have a super established day-to-day life yet #but he's a dunmer raised by khajiit #by the books he does light mercenary work for a living but he also has a propensity for petty theft. mostly on behalf of his caravan #who affectionately refer to him as 'sugarswipe' because he likes to nick little sweets and baked goods for them #i've talked about him a little bit before but it's been a YEAR #anyway as it turns out sylvain's canon armour is VERY similar to skyrim's Steel Plate Armour #so that's primarily what i based his outfit off of. #i let him keep the red accents but i excluded the teal bc as far as i know his family isn't all that important in this setting...? #and the fraldariuses ARE so their teal seems like a stand-out sort of thing to me #so i didn't want to put it on him also LMFAO #it's okay tho he can just steal glenn's cape #also YES the background is a screenshot of whiterun. i didn't feel like inventing faerghus architecture but i didn't want it to be blank

[seriousturd]

Made a doodle/comic of another BMB scene I love!

#blind man's bluff #ladyredms #l4d2 #if i made a doodle for every bmb scene i love it'd basically be the entirety of bmb i think LMAOO #nick being corny sustains me #seeing him feeling comfortable enough with the group to let himself be a dweeb and drop the cool macho guy facade actually KILLS me #like his cat-astrophizing pun UGHHHH it's such a lame joke it made me so happy #i have such a soft spot for nick omg i love all the characters so much but he's just written sooooo insanely well

[quickhacked]

pov you're vitali and you're in college and the guy (pictured above) (his name is nick) who keeps switching between being your bf and a pain in the ass wants to see your boobs (you say no and he blocks you for three days)

taglist (opt in/out): @shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart, @vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman, @celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister, @dameaylin, @killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

#cp2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #art #art:nick #nuclearocs #nuclearart #yes he's got makeup brushes in his bathroom yes he will buy you pads and respect your pronouns but he is still a CUNT!!!!!!!!!! #i would let him hit a few times but it stops there. i would not let him ruin my life for four consecutive years like vitali did #anyway hi sorry for making art of minor characters in the bigger picture of things do you still love me #i'm just so fascinated by him and his cringe fail loserboy vibes he's so. ough. and also uh btw if you even care #he kinda looks a little bit like mikhail and would have similar mannerisms and similar humor as well. sorry #basically a mikhail replacement for vitali. which is part of why it doesn't work out for vitali and nick xxx

[rad-roche]

feel kind of bad for longfellow because he gets muscled out of his own dlc. i like longfellow, i like the cut of his ornery jib, but his job is to be 'slightly sour oldguy deadwife' and he's competing with the oldest, deadwifiest companion in the whole game, the one the game encourages you to take and has a bunch of character development wrapped up in you taking him. moment of silence for old longfellow he never had a chance

#old longfellow #nick valentine #fallout 4 #fo4 #far harbor #i love that his intro where he takes you to acadia is him clapping a hand on your shoulder and saying #i want to shoot irradiated lobsters so fucking bad. please. PLEASE let me shoot lobsters with you. #rochequest #if it had been any other companion you were encouraged to take with you he'd have had a better shot. like piper. but that niche is filled

[etre-grantaire]

god okay so I was thinking about Glenn Close last night (as I an wont to do) and the enormity of what he lost when he lost his trial just hit me. like he lost his son, and his entire history with his dead wife. and Glenn seems to me like the kind of guy who probably left all of Morgan’s stuff exactly where it was. her clothes still hanging in their closet, her perfumes and makeup scattered on the dresser, her mugs in the cupboard (which also leads into why he leaves Nick alone so often, he can’t stand to get rid of her things but he can’t be around them either so he just leaves), and now all of that is just gone. none of it ever existed. if he had lived and gone back to earth, he would have just gone back to an apartment that Morgan and Nick had never lived in and I don’t think he could handle that. 

and oh god that’s what I absolutely adore about people drawing him with Morgan’s wedding ring around his neck, because if it was on him when he was convicted and went to prison that that means it’s still there—it’s the ONLY thing that he would have to prove that his life existed, that he had a wife and a son and that they were happy. because everything else was completely erased. Morgan is not his Morgan anymore, and Nick is not his Nick. And even post-demon, he never will be Glenn’s Nick again.

the woman Glenn loves is gone forever (AGAIN) even though now she’s still alive (and oh god what a kick in the teeth—she would have lived if she wasn’t with him, the difference between her living and dying was loving Glenn) but now no one grieves her except Glenn

#like I need to stop thinking about them #the enormity of Glenn’s decision will never not make me insane #but also like how does Nick deal with the combination of having a mother and grieving her at the same time? #because I’m sorry but let’s be honest the Morgan that fell in love with a cop is not going to be the same Morgan who loved Glenn #which means that Nick has to grieve a mother who is standing right in front of him #this family drives me crazy #but also like I sort of think that Willy almost did Glenn a favour by killing him because like… #Glenn lost literally everything he ever cared about in his life #Nick kept him going after he lost Morgan but after losing Nick too? #like his convo with Darryl where he was 50-50 on going back? I think if he had stayedhe would not have stayed for long #glenn close #dungeons and daddies #dndads

[iluvmatt]

chapter ten, boyfriend, girlfriend? taglist: @taking-a-footnote-in-your-life​, @lostwonderwall​, @lomlolivia​, ​@sturniolomads, @kylespencersvocalcords, @stxrniqlo, @sophialimass, @loonielol, @siriusfahey, @getbillzoned, @kjd55, @ceceswriting​, @dancingintheedark​, @yoongoboongo, reach out to be added :-)

new plans, matt sturniolo smau synopsis: coming home for the holidays has its perks; you get to see your childhood best friends again, you get to spend the holidays with the people you’ve always loved, and the list goes on. of course, it also had its cons— you have to face your best friend, matt, the one that you’re madly in love with and have been in love with since you were merely thirteen. little do you know, though, that he’s dealing with the same mixed emotions of you and the holidays; biting his nails as he waits for you to knock on his front door.

previous ♡ end. | m.list © iluvmatt, 2022.

#nick just wanted to take all the credit although at one point in a previous chapter he said 'we' and i respect him for that! #but here we are #at the end of something i've put my entire heart into. #i'm so excited to make more stories for you all and i hope the ending wasn't too bad. #i hate ending things so i just wanted to make it lighthearted #like with chris and his jokes; the litany of bickering #and of course matt and y/n being sappy!! #who knows; maybe i'll write about their relationship at some point based on this au. #but thank you all for staying and following me through this journey. #i should have named the last chapter 'confessions' but i'm also nitpicking myself SO! maybe that's why i'm overthinking #but i'm also so devastated to let new plans end. it truly has made me so happy to meet you all through this story #i hope my new pieces keep us together. #thank you all for giving me this opportunity and being here #i love you all. #matt sturniolo x reader #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x you #matthew sturniolo fic #matt sturniolo smau #matt sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo #sturniolo triplets smau #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo triplets fic

[reallyhardy]

Sorry what’s up w the Ethan slater stuff? I know him only from your posts / SpongeBob stuff

HI HELLO please buckle in

yep -- the same guy from the spongebob musical, and my posts abut the spongebob musical.

he blew up completely and now the general public knows him as 'ariana grande's new boyfriend' - their relationship seems to have started off the back of co-starring in the upcoming wicked musical film adaptation.

it's just been like. a monkey's paw curling sort of a way for him to get catapulted to fame, as i had always really enjoyed him as a performer (as spongebob, yes, but also in the other roles i'd seen him in,) and my biggest hope back around 2017 was that he would continue in and be really successful in theatre, get a lot of broadway roles, maybe take on some existing parts i thought he'd really suit, like seymour in little shop or ogie in waitress.......... but instead he booked the role of boq from wicked in a massive hollywood film production instead, where he met ariana grande. THE ariana grande.

and then yeah. at some point, he and grande broke up with their respective partners, (slater leaving both his wife AND newborn son) jumped into a new relationship, and now the whole wider internet knows who he is but certainly not for the right reasons.

there's been speculation regarding whether or not grande and slater had cheated on their previous partners before their relationship began with various sources coming out of the woodwork saying "yes they did" and others saying "no they didn't" -- humans are all perfectly capable of making stuff up, the media especially, so i simply don't know who to trust and i admit it had completely shattered my whole good impression of him - PLUS it gave the wider internet an absolutely awful first impression of him, resulting in, yeah, the (frankly, unflattering, sometimes downright cruel) memes of him popping up on twitter and, as i discovered yesterday, in non-theatre youtubers' videos who would literally never have heard of him if not for the slater-grande romance 🥲

FULL COVERAGE of the situation as it was happening can all be found on the lovely @notasimpleslater's blog under the tag 'ozgate' if you want to delve deeper!

#loren talks #ethan slater #months later let's call this my actual full response/reaction lol #i think at the time this was going down at the end of 2023 i was sort of just Freaking Out like my blood was boiling lol #i was parasocially furious with both of them #ofc now i do realise i'd put him on something of a pedestal #having seen his cute posts about his then wife an former childhood sweetheart plus posts welcoming his new son #AND having watched a youtube mini-series he'd made with his then-brother-in-law. i was SO invested and then. #i was like OH. he really DESTROYED his family huh. #but ofc! every situation is nuanced. we don't know what went on behind the scenes #wrg to his relationship. or what grande's was like with her ex-husband #since everything came to light there's been articles stating that slater wants to work with his ex-wife to share custody of their child #and that he's been spotted backstage WITH his son at spamalot on broadway (his current production) #so it sugggests he's not trying to be an Absent Father #which tracks with some of his own artwork as he and nick blaemire DID write a whole musical about the strained relationship between #a father and son and i just feel like. that suggests something about his personal character. and makes me HOPE he'd want to #be a present and loving parent regardless of circumstance. #anyways. #it's simply not my business BUT. seeing his face #popping up every now and again #it does just. feel extremely weird haha #there's a part of me that's like oh but that's musical spongebob my bestie what's he doing here #as for ariana i really have never had a strong opinion of her #but i have to say hearing her songs out and about these days...... :') i could do without it

[weird-unlimited-ramblings]

I feel like what hurts me most about Sparrow being all “I’m not proud of you” isn’t that he said it, cause I could already kinda guess that from the first scene.

It’s just that normal doesn’t seem to have had any inclination of it prior. Like, to him that’s just his dad being his dad. Not his dad trying to nudge him into being more normal.

And that’s exactly why Normal believes his dad hates him (at least in my mind). Cause as humans we are built to remember the bad as a way of survival, and normal probably can only think about the times he’s seen his dad cringe and how he’s so stupid for just thinking his dad was worried (even if he was worried and not in fact cringing.) like every memory gets corrupted with this new realization. When Teeny won the mascot contest was your dad actually smiling at how happy you were or was he just avoiding a scene, Did he actually enjoy watching those anime movies with you and hero when you were little or are you misremembering, was your uncle trying to warn you that you shouldn’t trust when your dad says he loves you, and so on and so on.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #sparrow oak swallows garcia #sparrow oak garcia #I mentioned lark and hero but I’m not gonna tag them cause it’s more father son focused #this is also coming from someone who overthinks everything #if this is confusing I’m sorry #like when Lincoln places together all the little sniper stuff his dad did #honestly that’s probably why part of me doesn’t like sparrow #y’know I love sparrow but I don’t want to show him off to people #I don’t even dislike him though #you think my therapist would let me figure out what I feel about sparrow in a session #another good example might be Nick getting all of his memories of Glenn back #you love your dad but you have an example of a father that is at least from what we know so much better #Honestly Nick and Normal might need to talk about looking back at memories with new knowledge

[figs-oliomedley]

oh honey

turned on Bubble Guppies while I was making pancakes and remembered why I loved this show

god bless, Deema (also go listen to the songs they're genuine bangers)

#child me used to hate Mr Grouper but he's genuinely such a kind and sweet teacher #I think it's because he was one of two characters with those eyes #anyways #justicefornonny #his parents fucking hate him let him have a normal lunch #ffs #can't believe I drew Bubble Guppies (again technically) before Team Umizoomi #bubble guppies #molly #gil #goby #deema #oona #nonny #mr grouper #nick jr #digital art #really liked how this one turned out #real proud of the hands and proportions #only took me a day too >:3 #my stuff

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Malaysian Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Nick Heidfeld & Timo Glock)

#gifing jenson podiums is just me frantically saying to myself over and over: #'WHY IS HE SO PRETTYYYYYYY' #his wet messed up hair in all of these....i am unwell... #i have a love hate relationship with wet races #i like them as a race bcs they add an extra element of unpredicatableness #BUT THEY MAKE THE LIGHTING OF THE PODIUMS ABSOLUTE SHIT(at least in this era) #this and the next race(china 2009) are plagued with the worst lighting known to man #and it pains me so much cause theyre both great podiums but the lighting makes everyone look so bad LMAO #like yes ty for letting me see my drivers sopping wet but my god why do you make them look like smeagol(sry thats so out of pocket) #but its impossible to completely ruin jenson's handsomeness so no worries #there were so many cute shots of him peeking out of the car I LOVE HIMMMMM SOB SOB #i really gotta stop making gifsets right before i need to sleep it makes me keep pushing my sleepy time later #hahaha me quickly posting these mere hours before the first event of miami #PLS! ITS NOT THE RACE WKND JUST YET I SWEAR I SWEAR #jenson button #jb22 #timo glock #nick heidfeld #brawn #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 malaysian grand prix #2009 malaysian gp #(2009: 2/17 races watched)

[role-ofa-lifetime]

I've finally watched all of Nightmare Time and noticed something interesting in Yellow Jacket, or rather the lack of something.

Max Jagerman

Because you know that kid who bullies Hannah at the start, Brad Callahan? He has a throwaway line that reveals he's the quarterback. Which means Max isn't. Steph is there, though, which also means it's not a new class. So where the hell is Max??

#nightmare time #npmd #max jagerman #starkid #i would say nick and matt maybe just didn't think about the implications but let's be real here #when have they ever not thought about the implications #saw a theory that max is connected to the black and white since he can perceive the audience #and to say i don't like the idea of him being one of the gifted kids in this timeline would be a lie #i'm just saying 👀 i fully expected the first kid beaten by Otho to be someone we eventually recognize 👀 but that's just me 👀 #the likely answer is he's an underclassman and thus hasn't had the opportunity to be qb yet #(if that's even how it works?? idk i didn't play sports in school) #but shh i'm having fun with my little headcanons #maybe he's not max literal monster jagerman in this timeline and is just having a chill time with the smoke club or smth instead #maybe he's even friends with the nerds who knows