#les mis shitposts

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

*slaps roof of classic novel les misérables (1862) by victor-marie hugo* this bad boy can fit so many gay little scenarios in it

#its literally incredible that he fit in so many gay little scenarios #les misérables #les miserables #les mis shitposts #les mis #victor hugo #the brick #valvert #enjoltaire #sylvie's own nonsense

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

#musicals #theatre #movies #memes #funny #Twitter #les mis #bread #shit post #French class #i have a sub rn and I’m too bored enjoy the shitpost

[nadjasolacesworld]

loosing my mind rn

POOR

#les mis shitpost #les mis #les miserables #jean valjean #javert #inspector javert #cosette #cosette fauchelevent #marius pontmercy #victor hugo #cozy classics #enjolras

[toffyrats]

this is the gayest fucking pose ever grantaire

#les mis #toffy flavored shitposts #grantaire #taire’s tag

[your-villainous-neighbour]

#i will admit this was funnier in my head #javert #les Misérables #Russell Crowe #les miserables 2012 #les mis #les mis 2012 #crowevert #filed under: images u can hear #this is so stupid im sorry #shitpost #les mis shitpost #les mis memes #les miserables

[transrevolutions]

is this anything

#les mis #les miserables #frev #french revolution #enjolras #saint just #this is canon in victor hugo's mind I think #shitpost #meme #pigeon.img #the birth years for enj are based on him #being around 26ish in june of 1832 #as it was four years after 1828 #in which he was around 22ish

[motions1ckn3ss]

romance is DEAD

#what the fuck #how do i go about my day now #it's 12pm #les mis #les miserables #enjoltaire #exr #enjolras #grantaire #shitpost

[blueeyessynchro]

Enjolras is banned from IKEA for repetitively stacking furniture to form impromptu barricades

#les mis #les miserables #enjolras #les amis de l'abc #random thoughts #shitpost #les mis shitpost

[itsgrapes-exe]

what have i done sweet jesus what have i done

#les mis shitpost #les mis #les miserables #les mis 10th anniversary #jean valjean #inspector javert #valvert

[alastorvalentine]

Mwa

#shitpost #les mis #les mis shitpost #Les miserables #jean valjean #valjean #javert #inspector javert #valvert #jean valjean x javert #Les mis 1978 #Anthony perkins

[landfilloftrash]

pot, kettle, sir.

#my art #it’s a shitpost batman #my meme #Ace Attorney #Manfred von Karma #Gregory Edgeworth #Raymond Shields #i've only got the one but it feels right #sorry about the lack of posts. I have only been crafting graphite doodles of les mis as of late— #I might post them later but for now; silly :] #blueberrypancakes #rea’s trash

[ruedesfillesducalvaire]

[me entering the les misérables fandom]

victor hugo really said gay rights like...literally every gay ship goes so hard.

valvert? redemption....remaking oneself....the shifting hierarchy....punish me monsieur le maire....bondage chicken at the barricade....the decades-long pursuit....enemies to lovers...

rating: SLAPS.

enjoltaire? canon comparisons to achilles/patroclus....not to me not if it's you....be serious i am wild....anything for you....

rating: SLAPS.

éposette? we grew up together but never really knew each other....i was cruel to you but we were children...do you even recognise me now...you are kind to me even though....

rating: SLAPS.

courfius? well obviously when marius doesn't get with cosette, he absolutely hooks up with courfeyrac after he's done sulking. marius is the epitome of a useless bisexual.

rating: SLAPS.

#i started with the old men. now i have.....more #[arms full of fictional 19th century french people] I Just Think They're Neat #also to be clear i definitely have m/f ships in other media?? there is just...something inherently gay about this book #i can't explain it #it's a certain je ne sais quoi #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #les mis memes #les mis shitposts #the brick #valvert #enjoltaire #eposette #courfius

[happilyhadesbound]

enjoltaire is the most relatable ship to me because i am also attracted to communists and alcoholics

#i wish that was a joke #i've got some issues to figure out #shitpost #les mis #enjoltaire #les miserables

[0zzysaurus]

ive heard from a friend that Marius has a poster of Javert in his room in Shojo Cosette, and i haven't been able to stop thinking about this

#ms paint #les miserables #javert #marius #cosette #fanart #0zzysaurus #shitpost #les mis

[toffyrats]

had a dream that aaron tveit and george blagden got together and made an enjoltaire short film that takes place right before the barricades are built and reveals grantaire and enjolras’s relationship and was basically just grantaire sitting in a chair drunk off his ass and enjolras was kissing his hand and telling him how much he loved him just in case they didn’t make it. then it was posted on youtube and the entire les mis fandom lost their shit about it. wanted to kill myself when i woke up

#toffy flavored shitposts #les mis #enjoltaire #exr

[breadvidence]

Answering an important question: "Will this Javert bite?"

Brick: A score of times he will be tempted to fling himself upon you, to seize you and devour you, that is to say, to arrest you. So, no. Biting is not a legally sanctioned form of violence.

'25: No.

'35: Yes. Wetly, quivering.

'58: You will lose interest in the answer before learning one way or another.

'78: Yes, homoerotically.

'82: Yes, unexpectedly, like a dog that's been hit too many times for growling.

Musical (Terrence Mann, Tam Mutu, Will Swenson): Absolutely.

Musical (Philip Quast, Norm Lewis): This gentleman? Absolutely not.

'98: He'll try. Just knock him against the wall a few times to correct the behavior.

2012: He'll let you bite him.

BBC 2018: He will stare with hot longing during an uncomfortably long pause, but will not actually bite.

#les mis #shitpost #javert #honorable mention: Harry Baur's Valjean ('34) who canonically will bite