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Men will be like "it's my favorite book!" and show you 19th century Batman

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you ever just weep over hamlet?

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Quit tellin people I cry, you ass

-Hyde

There’s nothing wrong with it, Edward. Everyone cries. I think people would like to see a more sensitive side of you.

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attempting a triple decker grilled cheese sandwich. stay tuned.

#this looks like a triple decker cumshot twinkie

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Do you like shirts

not really

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Something extra after unmasking

you are welcome.

#the phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #erik #Pretty art

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We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

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I don't think we talk enough about that one line in the French version of Stars (Sous les étoiles)

English version

French version

Which can be roughly translated to "I will not grow weak / As long as he's not / Kneeling before me"

The inspector in VF is thinking thoughts, if you know what I mean...

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spooky

#Fav

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educational

#wow

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That Eddie guy sketches

#the immediate cute aggression I experienced???

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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i painted @crown--stitch being cool and broody and vampiric 🫀🖤

acrylic on canvas board, 2021