Pokémon headcanon:
Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.
Examples:
“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)
“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”
Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.
“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)
“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)
“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)
“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)
“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)
“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)
Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”
“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)
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Decided to adjust these two fake legendary Pokémon a little bit before I move on to designing new fake Pokémon!
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Sylvia approaches Agatha with a big curiosity.
"Hey, ma'am! How's the event so far? I've been curious, what the experience with humans? I have an experience with one and he was really kind to me."
Agatha noticed the Sylveon well before she was in range, and curiously watched her draw closer and closer.
“Hello there! Well, I’ve only just arrived,” she tilted her head from side to side as she came up with her words, “but it’s been good so far.”
Agatha paused to think, then added on.
“I know not all humans are bad. But I simply haven’t had enough direct experience with them, is all. And they don’t seem to react kindly to Darkrai. Keeping a distance feels like a less troublesome option.”
She regarded Sylvia- this one had human-like anatomy. Anthros were also a rarity in her universe, and so Agatha was intrigued. She looked to the shore once more.
“Have you talked to any of the humans on shore? What do you think of them?”
@aro-pokeverse
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I saw my grandmother’s turtle ornaments and I gotta say they look very similar to the upcoming Terapagos Pokémon figure by Takara Tomy. 🤯
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Updated the compass legendaries as well! All based on cryptids and all associated with a specific direction (very helpful for traveling)
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