This scene...
You know that cow was cute, but... it was missing someone imprtant.
I'm so sorry for the cringe X,D
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Everyone is talking about ha ha funny Rayman being a bad guy, but Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix is maybe one of the best TV shows I've seen in a really really really fucking long time
Incredibly antifascist, great queer and disability rep, and a FUCKING BATSHIT GODDAMN INSANE PLOT that takes itself as seriously as a heart attack every single second it happens.
Rabbids are there. Cowgirl tits. The main character is a twink named Dolph Laserhawk who fucks a big white-haired bear from the fucking game The Crew.
What is going on anymore how did this get made?? This was UBISOFT how the FUCK did this get MADE-
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Just watched Captain Laserhawk.
PLEASE I NEED A SEASON 2 OF THIS:
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Rayman/Ramon and Bullfrog dating: yes.
Bullfrog being Rayman/Ramons therapy buddy: also yes.
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The Eden Online website and Twitter features a cool pixel art Rayman with him in his presenter outfit!
Also yeah the twitter is pretty unpopular but it does have some interesting things in regards to lore if u wanna see:
And the website:
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Balak Bullfrog Finds out
(Spoilers about the final episode)
2 panel comic below
If you know about Ubisoft’s Renowned property Assassin’s Creed then you know that Balak Bullfrog is a part of the Brotherhood of Assassins. He is self-proclaimed to be the last member.
In Assassin’s Creed the Brotherhood of Assassins are en enemy organization to the Templar Order.
The Brotherhood upheld the goal of “Peace through Free Will” whereas the Templar Order enforced the goal of “Peace through Control”
Throughout History the Brotherhood fought against the Templar Order on the side of Revolution vs Tyranny.
It shouldn't have been a surprise that Eden was actually Templar Order
Bullfrog went along with Sarah Fisher because he saw their goals aligning (and also due to the bomb in his head but that’s besides the point I’m trying to make) because he could see someone also trying to do good against Eden’s purview.
So in the end of the season when it’s revealed that Sarah Fisher is a part of the Templar Order enforcing tyranny and bloodshed through it how do you think Bullfrog will feel finding that out?
Knowing that in the end he was used and his comrades were killed for the sake of an agenda that was his duty to fight AGAINST.
That she used him to enforce Tyranny and crush Free Will and Hope for the masses and place her in control and him to die as a pithy loose end.
How INFURIATING it is to know you were used to help actions and schemes that you had trained you whole life to protect from.
He’s not going to look upon Sarah with such a favorable eye anymore.
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Guys!! I just finished watching Captain Laserhawk and the plot never stops flowing into my head! Eeekk
Summary: Desmond yeeted or yote? Whatever into the Captain Laserhawk universe after he died to save the world (thank Ubi). In the corgi hybrid from because why not? Even in the show they have assassin bullfrog (he is the precious thing don’t you dare) why can’t we? And yeah Desmond he can change back to human from because the Isu bullshit brought with him, But there is a limited time.
The first thing when he touch The Eyes it was pain It was like it was burning from both outside and inside.
And after that it was darkness, he didn’t know how much time had passed. He can thought but he can’t feel. It’s cold or hot, it’s hard or soft ,he in the narrow coffin or floating in endless space.
Ha can’t feel anything.
But recently he feel like he was pulled into the blackhole. It was extremely fucking painful, as if his body had turned into spaghetti.
And the loud ‘THUD’ makes his body remember the pain again. He jumped up, the back that hit the ground still felt a slight pain. He tried to reach out to scratch his back but failed.
What?
He try to reach out and failed.
AGAIN
What?!?!
When Desmond looking down at his own hands, he saw.
A paw!?, no not paw but paws!
What the shit!!!!
Desmond tried to collect himself. Ok, breathe in breath out, in and out, in and out. Alright, he look around him look like he’s in an alley somewhere, It's all wet. And there was a smell of garbage everywhere. Well, he's sitting on a garbage bag that’s why.
He climbed out, nearly slipping because of a nearby puddle of sewage. He looked down examining his shirt, It was the same as the shirt he wore that day. His right arm, uh, or front leg? Covered with completely black fur. Meanwhile, his entire body was covered in orange and white fur.
Desmond felt his left ear twitch as he heard a man yelling from outside the alley he was in. He peeked out from the corner and saw two men, one with white hair, leaning against the wall before rushing to pick up the other man who didn't look too good. His right eye was replaced by a machine. The left arm was replaced with a mechanical arm.
That guy looked like something out of a sci-fi movie where the main character was a cyborg. Yeah…definitely. His ears perked up when white hair guy carry cyborg man is going to pass him by. He hurriedly hid himself with his instinct behind a large garbage bag.
He activated his eagle vision and saw the two people passing by. Surprisingly, he saw that the two men were faintly golden, almost invisible. It was as if they were important to Desmond in some way.
He blinked, his eyes turning brown again. Desmond rubbed a paw over his face before groaning lowly.
Ugh
Welp, life never gonna be easy to Desmond Miles.
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HELLO! I've been running my first ACRYLIC CHARM PREORDER over on Etsy! Ramon is almost out of stock, and I haven't determined if I'll sell this design again in the future. If you see this and have interest, act fast! There are more people with the charm in their cart than there is charms left available so they may sell out soon!! 🎉
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«¿Sabes que es lo peor de una distopia fascista infernal? La mierda que pasa en televisión.»
-Dolph Laserhawk (Captain Laserhawk).
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My wife and I spent an entire making a sheet of Laserhawk a Blood Remix height chart. We rewatched the first 2 episodes, A LOT. My wife is a freaking queen for helping me.
So... headcanon? Or Canon?
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did a Captain Laserhawk scene drawover with my OC, Dravyn.
My buddy mentioned the show and how Dolph is like, a perfect human version of my OC, down to having a similar personality, so.... I had to watch it.
And bro. I'm obsessed. I love it.
SO! Drawover with Dravyn bc I HAD to, okay?
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