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MORE! (inprnt)

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

#you guys are not ready to hear what it's called in polish

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

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So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.

For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.

All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.

Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.

So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.

I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”

He laughed, “Sure!”

“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”

“Bring it on.”

“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”

His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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Let’s see

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HAPPENING AT UCLA NOW- ZIONISTS ATTACK ENCAMPMENT WITH FIREWORKS

AT LEAST ONE INJURED. STUDENTS HOLDING THE LINE.

current as of april 30th 2024 at 11:53 pm PST

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#ur going to jupiter to get more stupider #reblog game #so sorry to all these who have to see this post 5th time bc of me #but i love putting ppl places

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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#yes #7×7=49

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#bed. water bed to be specific #IN the bed not on the bed #and im juping on it too #:3 #(thank you for the umbrella btw 🥰)

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#beautiful garden #with horse flies

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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you need to make your keyboard more fucked up tbh

Fuck with me.

#tech ppl scare me

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)