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buttertheflame · 5 months

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The Second Chance Holiday Club

Fanart and Fic for @snowxstormworld's Jonerys Winter Wonderland 2023 | Day 1 | Holiday Magic

Jon never had much luck with love. Not even time travel could help that. He’s all but given up, when he meets Daenerys two weeks before Christmas. When their instant connection is thwarted by a change in fate, can Jon find a way to get the girl of his dreams? -An About Time AU-

Read it here on ao3.

Thank you, @jellybeanficwriter for your help in adding this to the collection and to all admin at @snowxstormworld for hosting the event. I had so much fun making this.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Jonerys lovers! <3

#snowxstormworld #joneryswinterwonderland2023 #jonerys fanfic #jonerys fanart #my writing #my art <3 #appreciation week #holidays #*#ladies and gentlemen i present to you...#something i hope you'll like!

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myststone · 1 year

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YES RIJU YES

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Eighth Heroine

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venomous-qwille · 1 month

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Haters gonna hate. (Noon from my GITM AU, homage to Martinez' 'knife thrower')

#Ladies and gentlemen of the audience I present to you:#The Main Character #some fun magma art from misutamojis last night!#Noon #New Moon #qwilledraws #gitm au #ghost in the machine #ghost in the machine au

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kierreras · 9 months

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but it's coming down, no sound, it's all around

#tsitpedit #tsitp #tsitpsource #the summer i turned pretty #belly conklin #conrad fisher #jeremiah fisher #ladies and gentlemen i present you book three foreshadowing at its finest #and i literally could go into heavy detail why it's a foreshadowing #mariestuff

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astrowhump · 1 year

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Guilty

Whumper holds whumpee in a chokehold, loosely, just to keep his head still. The purpose isn’t to keep him from breathing, but whumpee still doesn’t find it in himself to breath. The access to air is right there, but his lungs seem to have forgotten how to open up. He just stays there in the arms gripping his neck and sobs silently. His tears blend in with the blood on his face as he cries.

“Watch, pet. This is the result of your actions.” Whumper whispers into his ear while he watches with wide-eyed terror as his lover’s head is repeatedly bashed into the edge of a metal table. Their body looks life-less, falling limply, hanging from the hand holding their hair; the hand brutally slamming their head to the surface over and over and over again.

“Remember this the next time you try to defy me; this is the consequence of your disobedience.”

Whumpee begs and pleads in whumper’s grip and miserably fails at trying to break free.

“P- please- you don’t have to hurt him please he- he has done nothing wrong”

Whumpee should’ve listened, he should’ve obeyed and played nice, he should’ve fallen to his knees and weeped at whumper’s feet while he still could.

Instead he decided to act bold. He let his ego and fury keep him from realizing how helpless he really is now. He consciously made the decision to challenge whumper to ‘make his worst nightmares come true’. He did this. He brought this upon his lover.

“I- I- I’m sorry I’m so sorry…sir…please stop- h-hurt me instead I’m so-“

“It’s too late for that darling.” Whumper says with a smile.

“I’ll behave! I will- I’ll, I’ll do anything. Just please…pleasepleaseplease don’t hurt them.”

He screams as he sees their deformed face lifted up and smashed against that table again by one of whumper’s henchmen.

“…master!” he cries out.

“Say it. Say you’re just a toy for my enjoyment, ready to serve and please.”

“I- I’m a toy…for you and I’ll s-serve and please.” He sounds small, shameful…guilty.

“You were born to be a pet, to beg and bleed for me.”

Whumpee starts whining and opens his mouth to plead again.

“Shhhh, shush. Say it.” whumper cooes.

“I w-was born to be a pet, to beg and bleed”

Whumper motions for the man to stop and drag the bleeding unconcious body out.

He lets go of the grip around whumpee’s head and he falls to his knees with a thud, choking on his tears.

“Do you realize now, sweetheart? Who do you belong to?”

“You, master.” he says, monotone.

“That’s right. I trust you will not forget that now, will you?”

“No, master.”

Whumper crouches to pet him on the head.

“Good boy.”

#ladies and gentlemen i present to you one of my favorite ways to break a whumpee #whump #psychological whump #captivity whump #captivity #pet whump #intimate whumper #creepy whumper #whumper #whumpee #defiant whumpee #broken whumpee #guilt #my writing #restrained

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hijacking-hearts · 1 year

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Please draw tntduo or quackbur I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏

Yooo I took longer on this then I was suppose to because I got carried away and like there's still like a part two but anyways here is the art!

Hopefully the quality doesn't go to shit but if it does I apologize.

Had a little to much fun drawing this, i had this whole scene pop up in my mind and then boom I wake up hours later with this.

It's technically not done but I didn't wanna take any longer. There is a part two that involves a fight scene but that's for later.

Maybe.

Imagine hosting a party to convince people that your country is the safest place on the smp only to have a literal walking corpse blow up a portion of your building just for the lolz.

Couldn't be me.

#my art #dsmp quackity #quackity #quackity fanart #wibur soot #wilbur soot fanart #dsmp wilbur #revivebur #tntduo #tntduo art #ladies and gentlemen #i present to you #wilbur soot the theater kid

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burglarhobbit · 2 years

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“You really have no idea, do you?” “All you have to do is wipe it.” “How would you know?” “I beg your pardon, Merlin?”

#merlinedit #merlingifs #merthuredit #tvedit #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #mycreations #mygifsets #ladies gentlemen and other i present to you arthur pendragon king of clotpoles

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maayan00sh · 8 months

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I cannot stop thinking about Crowley coming into hell and lounging so casually on this throne like... he is so powerful. can you imagine if he gave a single fuck about actually doing hell's bidding. he'd be unstoppable.

all that power and what does he do with it? fucking FLIRT. I HATE HIM

#ladies gentlemen and nonbinary beings i present to you #anthony janthony crowley

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unsentmemory · 1 year

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River river river??

Can we get a morsel of information about them please?

MESSAGE RECEIVED ! RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER- say his name four times and he'll manifest in your bathroom to sing the fortnite victory royale song

River is 6'1", Filipino, enby af, and... mayhaps a liiitle bit dumb (but he's got the spirit!) 👉👈

he affectionately calls you "bunny" because you were so timid and skittish during the first few weeks of your relationship. (don't tell him you forgot! you've been dating him for over three years now! why would he lie about this? 😊)

has been playing the drums since he was eleven years old. he started learning it because his idol was from a rock band.

Riv loves to combine leisurewear with sportswear. if it looks and feels comfy, he's wearing it, no matter the occasion. will wear sweatpants to your wedding unless you tell him otherwise

his /j hobbies include birdwatching (you), fishing (near you), cross-stitching (in your wardrobe), yodelling (silently, while watching you sleep), baking (your favourite deserts), and Bigfoot hunting (down your enemies)

when he found out that you'd been in a car accident, he immediately dropped everything he was holding and rushed all the way to the hospital on a stolen bike. he was so desperate to see you that he almost bowled over some guy in a gaudy Hawaiian shirt. but he apologised afterwards, so don't worry!

when your friends arrived at the hospital they made it seem like they didn't know he existed up until now, which was strange... considering how he's supposed to be your boyfriend! were you embarrassed to talk about him? or did you not like talking to your friends at all? not to worry, because River is already ushering them all out so you can get some much needed rest.

Riv was also childhood friends with a guy named Ren! they offered to switch seats with him during the first day of middle school, which was a surprise because no-one wanted to speak to him up until now. their kindness touched him deeply, so much so that he wanted to become friends with him. in hindsight, River probably should've realised sooner that the only reason Ren wanted to swap seats was so he could sit closer to his crush 😬

I'm not sure what else to add, so feel free to ask for something more specific!

#📲 : Unsent Queue #📲 : Message Received #📱 : Unsent Memories (Canon)#🌊 : River #💖 : Ren #ladies & gentlemen & nb babes I present to you: our gaslighting king 👏👏👏

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soupysundae · 8 months

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not dead yet just overwhelmed by school

#rn m trying my best to at least post 1 artwork before this month ends... but? have u seen the updates bro. its NOT gonna happen like at all #sorry ladies but he is busy doing stuff (its school work)#the bsd wip im currently working on rn has 11 people in it #gentlemen i cant create miracles with the snap of my fingers #i have like 11 things to do and almost half of them has to be done by tomorrow #do you want me to list my sched?#too late doing it anyways #7:00am starts with me working on a video presentation #9:30am is our genmath ppt presentation #1:00pm is kompan reporting #4:00pm is PE #then 5:00pm onward is debate #also my subjects are like 2 hours long #also i have to make a script tonight and research for debate and attend an online zoom meeting #its giving busy #prepare a coffin for me so i can be cradled softly tonight #soupyrambles

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lance-stroll-defender · 6 months

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lets see how it goes

In the high-stakes world of Formula 1, where the roar of engines and the pursuit of victory dominate, there existed an unspoken bond between two drivers: Lando Norris of McLaren and Carlos Sainz, now with Ferrari. Their camaraderie went beyond the racetrack, a connection that hinted at something deeper, yet remained concealed in the shadow of their competitive spirits.

Lando and Carlos had always shared a unique friendship. They spent time together during off-race days, exploring cities, enjoying meals, and engaging in friendly banter that only deepened their connection. However, the delicate dance of emotions that often accompanies close relationships had kept both drivers from confessing their true feelings for one another.

It was a cool afternoon at the legendary Monza Circuit, and the anticipation hung thick in the air as the Italian Grand Prix was about to unfold. Lando and Carlos exchanged glances in the bustling pit lane, the unspoken understanding between them resonating with a quiet intensity. Each carried the weight of unexpressed emotions, afraid to disrupt the equilibrium that had defined their friendship.

As the race commenced, the sleek machines darted around the track, each driver pushing their limits in pursuit of victory. The competition was fierce, but in the midst of the adrenaline-fueled chaos, Lando and Carlos found themselves locked in a silent race of their own — a race toward acknowledging the feelings that had lingered beneath the surface.

It was during a daring overtake attempt at a chicane that disaster struck. Lando's car skidded on a patch of oil, sending it careening into the barriers with a sickening crunch. The pit crew watched in horror as the telemetry showed the impact, fear gripping their hearts.

Carlos, who was just a few positions behind, witnessed the incident unfold on the giant screens lining the pit straight. A chilling jolt shot through him, and he felt a surge of panic as he comprehended the gravity of the situation. Without a second thought, he radioed to his team, "I need to check on Lando."

As the safety car took to the track, Carlos darted into the pit lane, his heart pounding. The Ferrari team scrambled to assess the damage to Lando's car and rushed to the scene. Carlos, normally composed and focused, felt a torrent of emotions as he approached his friend's battered car.

The sight of Lando, shaken but thankfully conscious, triggered an overwhelming wave of relief in Carlos. In that moment, the fear of losing someone so important forced both drivers to confront the depth of their emotions. Lando looked up, his eyes meeting Carlos's with a vulnerability that had never been exposed before.

"I thought I lost you," Carlos admitted, the words escaping his lips before he could stop them.

Lando, his voice edged with raw emotion, replied, "I couldn't bear the thought of not seeing you again."

The air crackled with unspoken confessions as the gravity of the moment hung between them. The competitive façade that had masked their true feelings crumbled, revealing the vulnerability that lay beneath.

As the medical team cleared Lando to continue, the Ferrari and McLaren crews worked side by side to repair the damaged car. The pit lane buzzed with a shared sense of urgency, a tangible reminder that the bond between the two drivers extended beyond team rivalries.

Once the repairs were complete, Lando and Carlos found themselves side by side on the grid, the weight of the near-tragedy still lingering in the air. The Italian sun cast a warm glow on the scene, creating a surreal backdrop for a moment that transcended the racetrack.

In a quiet moment, away from the prying eyes of the world, Carlos turned to Lando, his gaze unwavering. "I can't keep pretending, Lando. I care about you more than I ever thought possible."

Lando, overwhelmed by a flood of emotions, smiled through a mix of tears and whispered, "I feel the same, Carlos."

Their love confession, born from the brink of disaster, marked a turning point in their relationship. As the engines roared to life and the race resumed, Lando and Carlos raced not just for victory but for the shared future that awaited them.

In the races that followed, the world watched as the dynamic duo continued to push the limits, but now with an unspoken understanding that went beyond the racetrack. The love that had blossomed in the face of adversity became the driving force behind their pursuit of excellence.

As the checkered flag waved, signifying the end of another thrilling race, Lando and Carlos stood side by side on the podium. The cheers of the crowd blended with the echoes of their unspoken journey, a journey that had transformed friendship into a love that could withstand the intense speeds and sharp turns of both racing and life.

In the comforting embrace of victory, Lando and Carlos shared a glance that spoke volumes, their hearts finally unburdened. Love had triumphed over fear, and the racetrack, once a symbol of competition, became the sacred ground where their extraordinary love story unfolded.

NONONO STFU THIS TOOK TWO SECOND! HOW! WOW! LIKE I ACTUALLY LIKE IT

#f1 #carlando #formula 1 #carlos sainz #lando norris #mclaren #omg #when ai comes for us #i’ll be the first to die #ladies and gentlemen #may i present you #the greatest tool of our generation

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genosect · 1 year

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#ladies and gentlemen may i present to you... tuxedo meowscarada #pokemon #meowscarada #juliana #my art

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mindninjax · 9 months

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Kinda obsessed with the idea of Eiji and Katsu helping you get ready for girls night out and hyping you up. Playing music on the loud speaker, fucking opening doors for you like you’re a princess, fixing your hair and make up before you leave, fastening your shoes for you, picking out which clutch you’ll use for the night just AHH my HUSBANDS!

#lol in my head ‘Like This by Kelly Rowland’ is playing on the loud speakers #and at the beginning when they say ‘Ladies and Gentlemen Kelly’s Baaackkkk’#I picture Katsu and Eiji presenting you to your friends like ‘Ladies and Gentlemen Marquie’s Baccckkkk’#and then Katsu is like ‘you better take care of my baby. im bein frfr’#reee i love they ass

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ilguna · 6 months

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SEJANUS IS NEXT !

#ilguna #i will write him tomorrow #already have an idea ready w a title #ladies and gentlemen. i present to you: more angst lol

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year

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CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP CECIL SWEEP!!!!!!