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That time of the day
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Pcr tubes fly everywhere because they are sinful and wicked but the fluid never spills or flies around because it has hella surface tension (a good and pure thing)
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Signs I may have been in the lab too long:
Just got the urge to give the samples a little kiss on the head before tucking them into their sleeping sample bags
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One last glance at a former rival
bonus + original photo below cut
#is he away? dead? neither they're just partners now#i was thinking of killing him off but that sounds like so much more work#plus im not an angsty person :DDD#mandark is judging his pose. it's not his fault. it's the photographer's fault. it just looked awkward drawing any other pose lol#i like to think he liked to stare at his rival's billboard. just staring.#he stares longingly at dexter like the pining fool he is#dexter: where were you! you were supposed to be here to help me pack up!#dark: I was. . . busy. doesn't want to admit that he DID spend time with him but as in staring at ad of his face for uncomfy amount of time#an idiot in love your honor#they're also not together YET in this. they're just mutually working together. dark has a major crush cuz i like him tripping over himself#i am kinda late to this meme. i was thinking about it forever and never got around to it till now#been in art frenzy today. finished 4 pieces that i put off for a while#draws a somewhat serious scene. me: . . . but what if there was some humor. some silly. something to absolute shatter the moment-#dexter's laboratory#dexter's lab#dexdark#dexter#mandark#flame draws
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Miguel O' Hara - AU Scientist (Across the Spider-Verse) - Chapter 1
The first time you met Miguel O’Hara, you were intimidated.
He worked at Alchemax with a lot of other great scientists. Everyone who saw him would somewhat flee. His stature was a bit overwhelming and he mostly stuck to himself. That’s why when you were assigned a project with him, you were a bit anxious. He seemed like the type to become completely immersed in his work and you were worried that you would make a mistake and he would lose his shit.
Alas, that was so far from reality.
“If you’d prefer to work separately I would understand.”
You were a bit confused.
“I-I uhh, n-no it’s fine. I don’t mind working with you. We’re supposed to figure this out together right?”
You offer a smile, and Miguel’s eyes look at you for a moment. Then he looks away. At first you thought that maybe you annoyed him, but there was a delicate flush on his mocha cheeks and you almost couldn’t believe what you were seeing. You tried your hardest not to stare, but it was difficult.
“Is he really..blushing?”
Maybe you were imagining it.
You carried on with the project.
It must have just been the reflection of his glasses.
Within a week, you were convinced of it.
Miguel O Hara was the cutest human being you’d ever met.
On Monday you’d made a mistake in one of your reports and Miguel had stayed back with you to fix it. He really didn’t have to and you felt foolish for being so careless. But he spent the better part of the night explaining that it was okay to make mistakes. He even got you a candy bar from the vending machine.
Tuesday you invited him to have lunch. While you were undecided you just threw out a few possibilities and you could practically see a tail and a pair of ears sprout when you mentioned a Caribbean cuisine shop close by.
Wednesday you caught him knitting a scarf on his break. It was clear he hadn’t expected to be discovered. He was on the first floor dining room after all and no one ever really ate there. After you were done gushing, you asked who the scarf was for in which he skillfully evaded the question. You didn’t mind. It really did make a lot of sense. It was getting cold. From the looks of it he was almost done.
Thursday he came in with a small gift bag. Of course you were curious. Before you could ask about the occasion or the gift, he handed it to you. To your surprise it was the very scarf he’d been working on. He said nothing more than he had pre ordered way too much wool the last time so he was trying to give it away.
By Friday you were fully convinced that this man was an angel.
You felt completely foolish for judging him just by his appearance.
Now it made sense.
Much like you, others made assumptions. It was hard to read someone when you never had a full conversation with them. Through your time you learned that Miguel was smart, considerate, passionate, silly and selfless. He’d given his all in each part of the project in DNA splicing.
When it was finally over, he’d praised you immensely which did not go unnoticed by your boss. You enjoyed working with Miguel. In his presence there was always something to learn. He never demeaned your lack of knowledge when he realized you didn’t know a certain theory or fact. Time with him was educational and inviting.
It sort of made you wonder about what another version of him would be like. He was just too perfect. Maybe in another universe he was probably a hot-tempered maniac. You giggled under your breath.
“Hmm, what are you giggling about?”
His head was tilted cutely to the side as he stared at you. Waving your hand, you shook your head.
“Nothing, don’t worry about it.”
He was still watching you with those cute little brown puppy eyes. You felt a bit ridiculous. You couldn’t believe you thought this guy was ever a threat. He was a teddy bear in a giant’s body.
Time seemed to run by faster than you wanted.
Before you realized it, weeks turned into months, then years.
Three years you’d known and worked comfortably.
Somewhere around year two of your little partnership you came to realize something.
You were completely and utterly infatuated with the hulk of a man.
It was hard not to fall for him.
If perfection was a person, he would be it.
He may not have been the best at socializing, but he put in the effort. You could see. Over the years you began to recognize little things about him that drew you to one single conclusion.
It made you very aware of why he did the things he did.
The subtle avoidance of eye contact with some of his peers. Discomfort with sudden physical touches. Inability to stray off a routine.
You internalized it all.
The more you learned about him, the more you seemed to fall for him. More than anything you wanted to make your feelings known, but you were scared. Given what you figured out, relationships weren’t really easy for him and you would not be able to live with yourself if he ever forced a smile or retracted from your side because of your own selfishness. So you kept it in. This wasn’t the first secret you harbored. It probably would not be the last.
“You’re still here.”
Miguel’s words slightly disrupted your focus, and you turned with a smile.
“I was just about to leave. I came in because I was looking for you. Lyla told me you wanted to discuss something. Was there an error in the readings I provided last week?”
You closed the canister at your side, discarding the gloves as you began to gather up all your belongings. Once you were done, you fully turned in his direction to hear him out, but he was much closer than you expected and you almost stumbled right into him. He caught your arms easily, and out of habit, you tried to pull away. But he was the one initiating contact, so your body slowly relaxed.
“I’m sorry about Lyla, she was just teasing me.”
“It does sound like something she would do.”
Lyla was possibly the only other scientist Miguel was comfortable with. While his skills did improve over the years, there were still things that you could read. He was slowly coming out of that bubble, and you couldn’t have been more proud. Because you understood why. His effort was important.
“I’ve been wanting to tell you this, but it’s a bit difficult for me to put into words..”
He trailed off, and he was looking away from you once again. A habit he’d done around others, but not so much you. That’s why you were nervous now.
“W-what is it?”
There was a part of you that feared the answer to this question.
“I would like to date you.”
It sounded like a proposal, and your brain needed a moment to really catch up with his words.
“Date…Wait really!!!”
That familiar blush adorned his face and he released you, taking a breath as he flexed his fingers.
“Yes I..Lyla said that all I needed to do was be honest. Are you not interested in-”
“I’m interested!”
At that moment you didn’t care how desperate you sounded. The man you’d been pining after for almost a year and a half was actually asking you out.
“I’d love to Miguel.”
“Wow eso es bueno...”
It was a little mutter, and you smiled.
All of it felt great.
It’s like a dream.
#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#au#spiderpeople#humor#trust#feelings#cute#miguelxreader#differences#care#coworkers#scientists#lab#fluff
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The Fandom Life Cycle
Excerpt from 'Applications of Synthetic Mythology in Simulacric Physics", Originally Published in the Melinoë Foundation Pricesaver & Journal of Applied Sciences, Humbert, Yokaitaro, et-al, 2018
Thanks to our valiant strategic withdrawal in the recent legal unpleasantness with certain ungrateful "orphans," we have been given the rare opportunity to declassify certain documents for public consumption on an almost entirely voluntary basis. This is one of them!
This chart shows the mean trajectory of fandom involvement over a sliding scale. The trajectory is typically within a 15% variance with 1% outlier rate, but minus the five year calibration peak the scale varies person to person.
Feel free to use the graphic as needed to win whatever argument it could possibly be used for.
#helpful infographic#infographic#chart#unreality#melinoe labs#melinoe laboratories#fandom#edginess#fanworks#fanon#observational humor#in that we're observing you#and it's really funny
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breaking news: historians have theorized that this friendly neighborhood merchant and this mysterious stranger were Very Good Friends
#oceandi arts#generic protagonist#pla run#volo#oceandi answers#the-bones-fall#pesselle#croagunk#croagunk is here!!!!!! get gunk'd!!!!!!!!!#guzma#he's there for one frame that's good enough#anyways I took psychic damage when I read that the four humors were still being used with bloodletting well into the 1800s and even 1900s#in the West at least. thank goodness I can pick and choose what things I want to keep from history jksdfhkjsdf#cheese not being widely available because it wasn't quite as popular but existing in johto because they have a dairy farm in canon? 100%#various herbs and such being used as medicines before their actual effective molecules were isolated and reproducible in labs? totally#but in pokemon a lot of medical and technological advances happened a LOT earlier which is why by modern day they have like. warp pads#and fancy healy machines and ease of transing your gender#*note that I am not a doctor and do not endorse old-timey medicines as a substitute for modern ones lol
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ough hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy..... save me hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy........
#rereading it rn#its like genuinely funny which is rare for books . only book that has made me audibly haha out loud#one of my fav books#and i dont even think it's aged that badly though ive only just finished book 1 and am moving on to restaurant at the end of the universe#(i have an omnibus)#zaphod beeblebrox is like. lab grown tumblr darling you guys would love him#it feels like it's one of those books everybody knows and is super influential and iconic#but i never see any discussion on the book itself? idk pls read it its fun its like the prototype for “random” humor if you will
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Letterkenny goes to college
Yesterday evening my son told me that he'd noticed a small, inobtrusive sticker on his lab partner's laptop that said, "Pitter-patter." So of course we started trying to figure out the best way to introduce Letterkenny-style dialogue into a biology lab. After several iterations we hit on a call-and-response improv:
"ReCORDin' the DAta, Buddy!"
"Gotta have that DAta, Buddy!"
"Findin' the MEAN, Buddy!"
"Rippin' those p-values, Buddy!"
and at that point, Son's cadence and accent were so on-point that I collapsed, laughing too hard to continue. Buddy.
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Everyone's here for the party!
Diego ages up into a Romance/Family sim. He's bi and likes the crafty and sporty type, and he's also becoming something of a computer whiz after a few classes in the lab at school.
Stella, meanwhile, rolled Family/Popularity and also picked up the family orientated trait to really hammer it home. She's straight and likes sims who are educated and charismatic.
#TS2#Middleground#Suarez#Diego Suarez#Stella Suarez#looking forward to playing a loner romance sim with no sense of humor#do schools even still have computer labs??#Stel looks so cute in her jersey and bangs#Stella's LTW is to become education minister and Diego's is to marry off 6 children. no thank you.
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my favorite lab rats scenes are always like. the most chill ones. the one where chase and adam are chilling on the couch and adam makes chase think he made an old woman bionic. leo telling the story of when he was bitten by a toy shark in a bathtub. in ef when they all get back from a mission and are talking about how much their feet hurt. chase and bree singing adam to sleep because he misses leo. chase cheating when he arm wrestles adam. bionic bowling. leo finding out that bree is the messiest out of the siblings. the gang all eating together after the first giselle thing. they are all so *chefs kiss*
#i love chill humanizing scenes in sci fi / action / fantasy / etc shows#just characters who are normally scene in unrealistic fantasy scenarios being shown as just human beings#with hobbies interests preferences relationship dynamics and senses of humor#its just very very nice#lab rats
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I am from Russia.
#study blog#biology#university#diary#blogger#real life#unidays#biology memes#chemistry#chemistry memes#chemistry humor#chemistry lab
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all the jokes abt Leo only being "partially" bionic were so fucked up actually. imagine making fun of your brother because he lost a limb
#lab rats#yeah yeah dark humor and all but still#like. the boy went through multiple horrofic injuries. it doesnt have to be a joke#mine.
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Suspicious for sure
#chronicillness#chronicillnesshumor#chronicillnessmeme#chronicillnessmemes#humor#autoimmune#spoonie#spooniememe#spooniehumor#lab results
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FFFFUCK YEAH FIRST CHOICE TRAILER CASTING SWEEP ! ! ! ! ! !
#just thinking thoughts...#I DIDN"T THINK I COULD DO IT.#partially I DID pick some of these because I thought they'd be willing but like soren for example. I don't talk to him at all#but I'm telling you. his voice is perfect for ouwei Im TELLING you.#the dry humor... the chill...#another one I didn't think I'd get was Gary. they're hard to reach sometimes depending on whether they're off at war (the lab)#so while I was pretty sure they'd be more than happy to participate I figured they might not even see my message LOL#BUT THEY DID!!#originally I wasn't sure about that decision but I think Noah's personality has since shifted and my beloved garence works really well now#I also wanted to stuff kitsoa in this LMAO#but I've never heard her voice so I was a bit worried about casting her as one of the key characters#so I put her as the interviewer. you know.#I think it makes sense. from a meta perspective you know.#that she's the one asking the questions about this world#because I think she of all people would want to knwo the answer the most. yhea.#bruhh i dunno if I can do suzume but I also just like. I'm lazy alright. I don't want to ask around for people's younger siblings#I'll just do a toddler voice myself.#takagi's voicing genta I can fucking voice suzume
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