Krusty Krab Pizza Parody! (Shellington & Kwazii)
Kwazii: Well, we can still deliver it on foot.
Shellington narrows his eyes. Later, both walk on the dirt and rocks,
Shellington: Ow, ow, ow.
Kwazii: *singing* The Octonauts pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Octonauts pizza is the pizza...
Shellington: And my feet are killing me. Whoa!
Shellington trips over Kwazii, who is lying on the ground
Shellington: Kwazii? What are you doing?
Kwazii: *rubbing the ground* It's an old pirate trick. Me granddad taught me this once.
Shellington: Kwazii, this is no time for...
Kwazii: Shh, shh, shh. It's working.
Shellington: What is it?
Kwazii: Truck! Sixteen wheels. Now I can show you how we pirates hitchhiked.
Kwazii starts dancing on the road while wearing no shirt, showing off his tattoos,
Kwazii: Whee...eee...
Shellington sits on a rock while playing with a wooden spoon, while Kwazii was doing the worm in the middle of the road, The truck driver saw what was happening and freaked out,
Trucker: Crashin' frashin' break dancers! *honks his truck*
Shellington: He's stopping! He's stopping!
Shellington realizes he's not stopping and grabs Kwazii out of the way where they have been covered in the dirt thanks to the truck. Shellington narrows his eyes at the smiling Kwazii. Kwazii and Shellington are now in a place with heavy winds
Kwazii: The Octonauts pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Octonauts pizza
The wind blows on Shellington's hair making it touch his face so he puts it down, only to touch his face again so he buried his hair in his sailor hat.
Kwazii: is the pizza-free delivery. The Octonauts pizza is the pizza very ta-asty.
Kwazii got carried in the wind he slides backward, he tries to catch up with Shellington but he went backward again,
Kwazii: YEOW!
Shellington: Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?!
Kwazii: *still being carried around in the air* I can't, it's for the customer!
Shellington: Who cares about the customer?!
Kwazii: I do!
Shellington: Well, I don't!
Kwazii: *wind stops and gasps* Shellington!
Kwazii starts flying again as Shellington got more frustrated
Shellington: Let go of that pizza!
Kwazii: No!
Kwazii runs over Shellington as he fell down to the ground
Shellington: Ow!
Shellington holding Kwazii's legs as they started to slide around, and then Shellington saw a tornado and started to panic,
Shellington: Kwazii, let go of that pizza!
Kwazii: No! It's for the customer!
Shellington: Kwazii! Let go of the pizza!
They lift up into the tornado
Kwazii: No!
Shellington: Kwazii!
Shellington looks down and screams as his fear kicks into high gear,
Shellington: Hang onto the pizza!
tornado spits them both out. Kwazii uses the pizza as a parachute but Shellington falls hard onto the ground. Shellington saw that there was nothing but dirt and stones
Shellington: Hey! Hey! *crawls on his paws and knees* Where's the road? Where's the road?
a tumbleweed rolls by as Shellington panics more,
Shellington: We're doomed! How are we gonna get home, which way do we go?
Kwazii lands as he saw Shellington panic and saw a rock with moss on it,
Shellington: What are we gonna do now? There's no road here!
Kwazii: I think town's this way. *He points*
Shellington: Oh, don't tell me, Jethro. The pirates?
Kwazii: That's right.*points to a mossy rock* Moss always points to civilization.
Shellington: That way? That way there?
Kwazii nods
Shellington: So, let me get this straight...Do you think that we should go that way?
Kwazii: *nods again* Yep.
Shellington: Well, then I'm going this way.
Shellington heads the other way
Kwazii: Huh? Shel, wait! I don't think...
Shellington: Trust me, I know where I'm going.
Pans out to show another city in the other direction
Kwazii:*sings*The Octonauts pizza is the pizza, absolutivally.
Shellington was getting more annoyed with Kwazii's singing as it got sillier, Kwazii hat was backward, and had his pants down like a famous hip-hop rapper as he started beating the pizza box and started to beatbox,
Kwazii: pizza...*starts beatboxing* pizza...
later, Kwazii is walking backward and started to shake his tail while he continues to beatbox. Still, later, Kwazii got his clothes back to normal as Shellington just had it with Kwazii,
Kwazii:*sings* OCTO-NAU-NAU-NAU-NAU-NAU-NAU-NAU-AUTS pizza is the pizza, yeah, for you and *Singing high pitch falsetto* me!
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