#kitty cat poncho

[shelovesplants]

His eyes 😻🩷

#cats #cat #cats of tumblr #kitty #kitty cat #cats eye #animals #cuteness #cute #cute animals #poncho #my photography #my photos

[gamercats-fight]

Stray Cat from Stray vs [REDACTED] from Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Vote for your fav!!

Need help picking? Check down here!

Stray cat - Blue Twelve Studio - 2022 - Ginger tabby:

-Because they are from a wonderful game where you can meow

-Very clever, even if not accompanied by their friendly robot! Fast enough to outrun a lot of zurks! Brave enough to venture into dangerous places to try to open the city to reunite with their family! Can knock a chess game over, and curl up on the chest of a robot. Helps a robot grandma get what she needs to make a poncho for someone else.

-kitty faces the horrors and comes out alive. very good

-This is just a regular cat. The game is based on being a regular cat. I think that’s neat.

-This cat is the main character of the video game that they’re in and survived hell and back by traveling within a city where robots and zurks live.

[REDACTED] - CAPCOM - 2010 - Magic black cat:

-He is DEAD and has GHOST POWERS. He can TIME TRAVEL. He has a LOVING CAT DAD as his OWNER and the only family they have left is EACH OTHER. I would go into detail but that would involve spoiling the best mystery game ever written. You should play Ghost Trick. This stupid cat has not left my brain in months. He's haunting me. Which is fitting because he is a ghost. Did I mention he's a ghost cat what is cooler than a ghost cat.

-most special little guy in the world. hes HUGE spoilers for the game btw but um. yea <3

-Because [REDACTED] is the true Schroeder’s cat, he is both dead and alive at the same time and has really cool ghost powers. Also, he can’t read!

-If you haven’t played Ghost Trick, I tragically cannot tell you the spoilers, but this cat is sweet and determined and got a sad man through some rough times.

-I played the game on stream for my friend and they said he reminds them of their own dead cat bc they look alike. A vote for [REDACTED] is a vote for Riley!

#gamercats tournament #polls #stray cat #ghost trick cat #stray 2022 #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #edit: updated propaganda for ghost trick cat

[yuliyaana]

— THE ANIMATION AND ARTSTYLE USED FOR THE VISUALS

The amazing use of both 2D and 3D elements mixes perfectly with the animation and the art style and it really reminds me of the animation of Into the Spider-Verse. Everything’s an eye candy and wallpaper-worthy. The vibrant colors and the lighting?? The visuals and the background art, they're just so GORGEOUS! Like you can see those little paint brush strokes on some parts of the film. You know the movie’s gonna be good when they apply this kind of style. This movie is an absolute masterpiece. *chef’s kiss*

— THE WORLD BUILDING

OKAAAAY I WILL NEVER GET OVER WITH THE WORLD BUILDING ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WENT TO THE DARK FOREST— it’s just so hilarious when Puss and Kitty got depressing and dangerous path/terrains while Perrito got the easiest path because he’s a carefree and cheerful pure-hearted therapy dog who sees the positivity in life (despite his sad “funny story” like he said) and it really shows that whoever possesses the Star Map judges the character of those who holds it.

— CHARACTER DESIGN

Can we talk about Goldilocks’ character design? I really, really love how they designed her— like every details of her design reflects the way she got raised by her bear family. You see those mismatched earrings? They resemble Mama Bears different earrings. Her necklaces? Baby Bear also got a chain necklace. And the faint scar she got on her left eyebrow later on? Now it resembles Papa Bear’s scar on his left eye. Okay I love this her golden blonde hair so much. It really fits her name ESPECIALLY her two huge buns resemble like bear ears! Her outfit got dirtied in the dark forest making it look brown, like her family's brown fur plus she got those little fangs omg. She's so cute but she can also kill you. TvT

Jack Horner, okay this chaotic huge man got pink hair and chubby cheeks. He’s got the perks alright? Hear me out, his pink tie resembles an icing piping cream pastry and he got those small printed pies on his purple vest. He BIG.

And finally, this big bad lobo himself and his name is DEATH, like literally. He’s the Grim Reaper of Shrek Universe. His design freaking SLAPS! Oh man, this brooding wolf deadass got the hardest drip for me ngl. The black poncho fits him perfectly for a grim reaper like him. The fact that his eyes always stand out making him look even more intimidating and menacing. We all know that the universal look of Grim Reaper is a skeleton in a long black cloak with his scythe while DreamWorks made Death as a wolf with his signature dual-sickles (likely as a reference for Grim Reaper’s Scythe), for me it’s an interesting detail because his main target was Puss in Boots coming to punish him for recklessly wasting away his past eight lives mainly because he’s a cat, and wolves are known for being a natural predator. Not to mention, he was always there whenever Puss dies. He was so patient enough to finally get to his prey. Another interesting detail of him is the dark part of his fur in his face, donning a skull-like shape because he’s literally the Grim Reaper. Overall, he’s 12/10 for me and my most favorite antagonist so far.

— THE LESSONS BEHIND PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

Sometimes whenever we wish for something that we want, we didn’t realize that thing we were wishing for was already there all along.

Puss himself already learnt his lesson to value his remaining ninth life at the end of the movie because every ounce of moment in our lives are precious and we need to appreciate them fully. We will never know when our time comes. As Perrito said to Puss, having one life in enough.

Sacrificing your personal needs to save someone you truly love and care about. Like how Goldilocks ditched the Wishing Map when she was one way of granting her wish and instead, she helped saving Baby from disappearing to the Star Wall.

...and they lived happily ever after.

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #puss in boots #puss in boots kitty softpaws #puss in boots perrito #puss in boots puss #puss in boots spoilers #puss in boots goldilocks #puss in boots jack horner #puss in boots death #the last wish #death wolf

[acvillagerdeathmatch]

This is gonna be the pinned post where I list all the polls as they go up! So it's gonna change! Give me a minute if im slow to update this post because I'm BUSY. I have THINGS TO DO.

Shitty tournament diagram pls enjoy my terrible handwriting.

Active polls:

Round 2:

Shino v Bruce

Chief v Audie

Amelia v Sunny

Meow v Apollo

Pierre v Walt

Vesta v Bob

Butch v Coco

Bam v Beau

Kabuki v Lolly

Kitty v Ankha

Tangy v Purrl

Willow v Bow

Petri v Molly

Sasha v Shep

Fauna v Lopez

Sherb v Chevre

Skye v Kyle

Marshal v Cheri

Etoile v Pietro

Olivia v Marina

Agnus v Pekoe

Gayle v Roald

Goldie v Whitney

Merengue v Margie

Dotty v Judy

Muffy v Cherry

Sprinkle v Chai

Stitches v Rosie

Punchy v Diana

Cephalobot v Lily

Ketchup v Lucky

Gladys v Maple

Completed polls:

Round 1:

Nindori, Wolfgang, Marshal, Hans, Epona, Frita, Ed, Eugene, Ace

Croque, Drift, Bertha, Ankha, Eunice, Bonbon, Hopkins, Diva, Leopold

Ozzie, Analog, Anicotti, Roscoe, Stitches, Cranston, Kiki, Megan, Boris

Megumi, Pancetti, Drake, Zucker, Etoile, Ione, Gen, W. Link, Deena

Rizzo, Pecan, Leonardo, Hugh, Alice, Henry, Chai, Cyrano, Curlos

Flurry, Vivian, Genji, Fang, Kit, Wendy, Azalea, Tammy, Beau

Tasha, Pango, Sprinkle, Kidd, Egbert, Barold, Lobo, Del, Pate

Mott, Peck, Robin, Margie, Chops, Hippeux, Big Top, Flip, Annalisa

Woolio, Rodeo, Rodney, Lulu, Nate, Eloise, Bam, Beardo, Cleo

Inkwell, Paula, Sheldon, Shep, Lucha, Sandy, Jeremiah, Bill, Benedict

Mint, Elmer, Tia, Dobie, Lucy, Betty, Goose, Sasha, Muffy

Sue E, Stu, Petunia, Lyman, Bella, Gloria, Doc, Bruce, Jane

Rolf, Sylvana, Melba, Tammi, Lionel, Murphy, Frett, Samson, Coco

Cupcake, Limberg, Fruity, Dotty, Iggly, Bluebear, Louie, Annalise, Olivia

Vladimir, Rudy, Sven, Shoukichi, Liz, Purrl, Holden, Moe, Dozer

Angus, Broccolo, Blaire, Dizzy, Jay, Frobert, Norma, Lucky, Renee

Tex, Violet, Skye, Sly, Medli, Otis, Kody, Reneigh, Graham

Nosegay, Maddie, Quillson, Shari, Teddy, Sunny, Sally/Hazel, Walker, Snake

Nan, Peaches, Madam Rosa, Lily, Dora, Freya, Cole, Iggy, Bettina

Shino, Spork/Crackle, Scoot, Pompom, Flossie, Knox, Dom, Frank, Anabelle

Pashmina, Piper, Octavian, Lolly, Drago, Bree, Bessie, Alli, Benjamin

Sherb, Tutu, Rooney, Rocket, Diana, Pinky, Curly, Mitzi, Admiral

Tucker, Velma, Sterling, Nibbles, Baabara, Flash, Champ, Joey, Chief

Stella, Wade, Punchy, Poko, Ike, Pierce, Aurora, Boyd, Canberra

Puck, T-bone, Opal, Mallary, Bob, Hank, Blanche, Cyd, Axel

Ketchup, Kevin, Monique, Francine, Astrid, Bitty, Antonio, Hamphrey, Becky

Klaus, Meow, Hector, Hamlet, Belle, Filly, Clay, Emerald, Cobb

Plucky, Valise, Mathilda, Mac, Cephalobot, Ken, Carrot, Filbert, Claude

Victoria, Willow, Zoe, Ursala, Moose, Olaf, Grizzly, Gwen, Chico

Marty, Phoebe, Maelle, Keaton, Freckles, Katt, Carmen, Judy, Cece

Savannah, Poncho, Stinky, Gayle, Billy, Elise, Bangle, Bud, Avery

Truffles, Zell, Tabby, Shinabiru, Petri, Ricky, Maggie, Raddle, Flora

Prince, Tybalt, Vesta, Patricia, Chow, Nana, Chevre, Gonzo, Chadder

Oxford, Jitters, Peanut, Jacques, Felyne, Aziz, Claudia, Apple, Apollo

Miranda, Molly, Tom, Marcel, Clara, Harry, Bones, Maple, Cesar

Quetzal, Whitney, Winnie, Joe, Ganon, Patty, Bea, Mira, Groucho

Ribbot, Sparro, Ruby, Midge, Biff, Marina, Anchovy, Papi, Camofrog

Quinn, Pierre, Spike, Merry, Gladys, June, Gruff, Olive, Carmen

Paolo, Lulu, Vic, Juubei, Lopez, Gala, Deidre, Elvis, Gabi

Sprocket, Static, Marcie, Marlo, Goldie, Julian, Felicity, Huggy, Ellie

Rowan, Viche, Twiggy, Greta, Puddles, Penny, Cally/Sally, Bow, Chuck

Penelope, Slyvia, Pekoe, Peewee, Fuschia, Leigh, Jambette, Masa, Boots

Simon, Weldon, Queenie, Kitty, Curt, Amelia, Agent S, Pigleg, Alfonso

Rocco, Toby, Tiansheng, Rhoda, Hambo, Naomi, Bunnie, Hazel, Audie

Rollo, Yodel, Kyle, Tipper, Flo, Kabuki, Candi, Colton, Broffina

Tiffany, Weber, Gaston, Chelsea, Elina, Bubbles, Boone, Buzz, Agnes

Peggy, O'Hare, Yuka, Monty, Chester, Cookie, Celia, Koharu, Butch

Sydney, Rory, Wart Jr., Pudge, Kid Cat, Merengue, Fauna, Pippy, Cube

Rex, Timbra, Tank, Rasher, Cheri, Faith, Ava, Huck, Chabwick

Poppy, Roswell, Pietro, Phil, Hopper, Kitt, Clyde, Erik, Boomer

Twirp, Rod, Rosie, Rhonda, Rio, Portia, Julia, Coach, Cousteau

Tangy, Tarou, Tad, Hornsby, Daisy, Deli, Buck, Chrissy, Al

Rilla, Snooty, Marcy, Cherry, Biskit, Carrie, Bianca, Caroline/Bliss, Aisle

Soleil, Tiara, Roald, Jakey/Jacob, Friga, Gigi, Charlise, Derwin, Cashmere

Raymond, Walt

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

And a pretty quick run into Gatlinburg, come to think of it

SOMEWHERE ALONG THE PARKWAY (US 441) BETWEEN PIGEON FORGE AND GATLINBURG, TN: Between Cincinnati and Gatlinburg via I-75 (to Knoxville) and US 441 is about 230 miles, particularly allowing for the narrow north/south axis of Kentucky and Tennessee ... meaning about five hours' or so drive from the Queen City to the Queen Mother of Tourist Traps.

And with such eclectic company on top of other fellow Funtastics making their way unto the Great Smoky Mountains for what cometh Easter Sunday--no less than The Cattanooga Cats' Gatlinburg Easter Parade on The Parkway, the main tourist district of Gatlinburg, as anyone who has visited Gatlinburg heading into Great Smoky Mountains National Park will tell you.

Yet you wonder what makes Great Smoky Mountains such a popular national park to begin with, especially when you have a gateway like Gatlinburg and its kitschiness inherent in contrast to the unspoilt serenity expected of national parks, to begin with.

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So anyway, our company--yours truly, Huckleberry Hound, Crazy Claws, The King, Sheena and Ruff and Reddy--are at a gas station/convenience store on The Parkway within eyeshot of Dollywood. It seems Country, with the Cattanooga Cats, wanted us to meet the feline quartet there and get some directions to be led to as much accomodations as Cattanooga Klatsche, their Gatlinburg coffee shop and artisan roastery. Refuelling was more or less a subsidiary activity.

Considering the early traffic for the Easter weekend heading into Gatlinburg being what it was, it somehow required Kitty Jo, who was driving a modest little commuter car, to use back roads to reach our rendezvous.

"Uh, hello boys!" was how Kitty Jo, otherwise the female vocal and dance lead for the band, introduced us with that somewhat chirpy Southern accent of hers. Not to mention Teeny Tim by her side, and leashed, obviously. And pretty much everybody left the motorhome to extend greetings.

"At any rate, on behalf of the Cattanooga Cats as well as Cattanooga Klatsche ... may I just extend to you 'welcome' here to the Smoky Mountains--"

"Obviously," adding my own touch of levity to the proceedings, "not to be confused with Little Smokies sausages!" (Which got chuckles galore, guaranteed.)

"At any rate," Kitty Jo continued, "a little later in the evening, back at the Klatsche, we're gonna set up a buffet and discuss some of the plans for the parade weekend, which is also the Easter weekend."

Which had Reddy wondering "what exactly will the tourists otherwise be thinking, seeing us characters more or less along the Parkway?"

"We'll naturally cross that proverbial bridge at that time" was how Kitty Jo explained it. "As a precaution against rain," she added, considering that likelihood, "should rain ensue on Easter Sunday, we'll issue rain ponchos to participants."

"I just hope she knows what she's talking about," Huck remarked.

"And while there may not be a marching band as part of the Easter Parade," Kitty Jo quipped, "I certainly hope our characters' presence will make this Easter especially interesting! Especially with the meet-and-greet angle more than anything!"

After a few minutes more, Kitty Jo was able to lead our motorhome to a private parking area such as the Cats themselves have outside Cattanooga Klatsche in a modest alley just off the Parkway, and close to where the tourist trolley shuttles meet, even! And upstairs to a modest little apartment the quartet keeps above Cattanooga Klatsche, Crazy Claws, Huck and yours truly were directed to a modest little guest bedroom--if it could be called as much, and our presence stunning the band's drummer, resident wit and jock, Groove, who set up the sleeper sofa such as would serve as our sleeping quarters.

"Oh--and don't forget your bags," Kitty Jo chimed in as she and Country, the band lead and romantic interest of Kitty Jo, brought our modest luggage in and got things ready. (The others who came along with us found motel accomodations along the Parkway.)

So how do you think things will turn out?

@warnerbrosentertainment @indigo-corvus @jellystone-enjoyer @funtasticworld @zodiacfan32 @restroom @archive-archives @thylordshipofbutts @thebigdingle @gatlinburgvisitor-blog-blog @themineralyoucrave @screamingtoosoftly @warnerbros-blog1 @ultrakeencollectionbreadfan @iheartgod175 @groovybribri @theweekenddigest @warnerbrosent-blog

#hanna barbera #fanfic #fanfiction #gatlinburg #great smoky mountains #easter weekend #easter parade #cattanooga cats #snagglepuss #huckleberry hound #crazy claws #parade planning #getting squared away #parkway (gatlinburg) #hannabarberaforever

[shawtythatluvsurgut]

favorite animal? any pets ?

Cats!!!! I love any and all cats and I’ve never met a cat that didn’t like me. I take pride in that. My favorite breed are Mainecoons. I had a few cats growing up- Winkers, Boots, and Tater Tot- and when I was 17 I had Poncho, my precious darling cat. I found him covered with fleas and abandoned by his mom and he was tiny, so I snatched him up. My ex (the asshole druggie I’ve previously mentioned) locked him out one night while I was on a trip in Virginia and when I came back Poncho was gone. :( I still cry over him sometimes so I won’t get a pet until I can think of Poncho and not hate myself for going on that trip. I am tearing up just writing this lol I’m still so mad at my ex for that I wanna do illegal things to that mf for losing my kitty :( Poncho was tiny, too, and he was attached to me and I to him. I’ll post pics.

I miss u sm Poncho :( come home

#submission #ask box #anon ask #my asks #let’s go curb stomp cer #i wanna beat his ass for losing my baby #i miss this kitty so much #he was my son frfr

[gunpointpokereviews]

Sprigatito

Hyahhh, what horrors will you...! Huh? This thing is adorable! You guys really didn't have to hold me at gunpoint to make me review this guy/gal/vegetable. In fact, why don't you just untie me so that I can... no? Alright. Where do I start:

Sprigatito! Lovely name. I think its origins are pretty straightforward, it's a small cat with small leaves. Its facial markings even look like leaves, but knowing what I know about its later evolutions, I can see them for what they truly are: the beginnings of a marvelous sort of facialwear.

Its animations are about what you would expect from a relatively frill-less kitty cat like itself, characteristically sweet and inspiring many loud and obnoxious AWWs from myself as I watch them. I may not be a cat person, but I'm also not a callous beefcake who holds people hostage, and so I can appreciate them very well.

I'm enjoying this too much for my situation? Drat. It must have been Sprigatito's soothing scent--supposedly it smells rather nice. I'm thinking something like a cool mint, sharply fresh and distracting. Do they make Sprigatito leaf-flavored toothpaste? Sprigatito leaf-flavored... altoids? Chewing gum? There are so many possibilities, dear captors, if only you had a few with you now, you could demonstrate their efficacy for me personally! WOAH, not so close! *mutters* with your breath, I don't even care about the gun at this point...

Upon its reveal, a combination of its cheerful pink-colored eyes and its other features lead to many exciting and imaginative comparisons that surprised everyone. But in any case, a pink and green color scheme is essentially impossible to screw up, and Sprigatito is no exception, especially when all of its colors (well, all of its three colors) are so vibrant.

Floragato

I want to be a yoyo man, I cry, make me a yoyo man!

Floragato doesn't seem to hear me, but let's see. Hmm... nope, I am still a clumsy woman who can't do anything cool with a yoyo, such as unexpectedly fighting off nonspecific swarms of burly thugs who have me captured with what appeared to them to be merely a children's toy... Maybe next time. Floragato has no such limitations, however.

Sprigatito has evolved, and now walks alongside the trainer on its two hind legs! This might bother some people, but I don't mind it. Personally, I find walking on two legs to be a very beneficial undertaking in day to day life, as it frees up my hands to do important things, like practicing yoyo skills. That's just me, though; Zacian gets along fine with its mouth-wielding.

Again, Floragato's name is straightforward enough. It is still a leafy cat, but it's older now, and carries with it a little flower bud. Aww. Of course, in a classical cat fashion (Do you remember Torracat's "bell" and Incineroar's "belt buckle"? The mind games never end), the bud which appeared to be nothing but a charming decorative pin at first glance actually can extend out on a vine and functions as its favored mode of attack.

This is pretty original, isn't it? I freaked out when I first saw it. My god. Yoyos. Next thing you know, there'll be Pokémon with coins or surfboards, or even spoons. (Nah, that last one is too ridiculous.) Yo-ing requires a lot of skill and dexterity, making it a very flashy art form and perfect for an evolution line themed around showmanship. Also, on a cat Pokémon, it brings to mind the image of a cat playing with a ball of yarn or a cat wand. I'm not sure if that factored into the design, but I do like it.

Meowscarada

As pretty as Meganium, as cool as Decidueye, and as tricky as... hmm, Greninja? And also, as cool as Greninja? Is Greninja cool? Its tongue is... *Hank Meatloaf, one of my most terrifying captors, growls or possibly laughs* anyway, it's MEOWSCARADA!

Its shawl/scarf/poncho thing has grown out into a magnificent dual masquerade/magician's cape that refracts light around Meowscarada to aid it in its increasingly extravagant sleights of hand, and also looks a bit like a fleur-de-lis. Meanwhile now-hidden vine's flower bud has also apparently opened, but all that's normally visible is four sepals with nothing at all in between. This changes in battle, blooming into an explosive six-petaled flower that looks suspiciously like a young pomegranate.

In fact, I rather suspect that it actually is based on a pomegranate and its flower, particularly with the historical importance of pomegranate iconography in particular regions of Spain, such as the aptly-named province of Granada in Andalusia, and the fact that Meowscarada uses the flower as a bomb. Did you know the word for grenades in many languages comes from the word for pomegranate? I bet you did, huh. *I pat Bloody Kate's beefy arm knowingly and am rewarded with a riveting punch to my solar plexus*

Now why would a pomegranate grow on a vine? Well, here's my conspiracy theory about the vine. Meowscarada's paws look suspiciously like beans. I don't mean like, cat toe beans. But like, actual beans. Their claws, which I have never seen protract, look exactly like the germ of a bean. There's no way they didn't think about this, come on, you should just beanlieve me on this one.

Regardless of what flower it actually is, the same one blooms around Meowscarada's neck in the manner of a collar. Cats wear collars, of course, but I think this is more of a traditional ruff. Its mask is potentially a part of its fur; Floragato's dex entry mentions that its fur can stiffen up into a very hard and tough consistency, and so so far as evolution is concerned, this feels like a logical continuation. Who can say, though.

Between the diamonds printed on its mask, its diamond shaped flower (the idle version, I mean), and the many acute angles across the rest of its body, diamonds are important to its design in some capacity. I'm inclined to think its a reference to harlequin print, as Meowscarada itself seems to take a general influence from the harlequin character, but along with its refractive cape it could be something crystalline as well. Maybe if we get something like Terastrallized forms in the DLC, that could end up featuring a bit more prominently.

It's really very impressive how much they integrated all of its fancy faux "clothes" with its nature and gameplay, isn't it? Well, that's Pokémon for you. *starts thinking about Greninja's tongue again*

The official Pokémon website justifies its overall flashiness by saying that it, along with Floragato, is a very needy Pokémon that loves attention, and grows lonely and jealous easily. That's such a perfect explanation for why it would develop such a showy demeanor, though it is a little sad. But really, if you can give it the attention it wants, who doesn't love a velcro cat? All the more cuddles.

Wrapping up!

Unless my zooarchaeological knowledge of real-life Iberia is severely lacking (*pushes up glasses but then devolves into a coughing fit*), all members of this evolutionary line don't appear to be based on any sort of extinct fauna, which means that the rough-and-ready theory that grass starters are based off of extinct animals can at last be discard... no, adapted! The Iberian lynx, which Meowscarada seems to take a spiritual inspiration from, is endangered. Therefore, it is very nearly extinct (nevermind the ongoing and relatively successful conservation efforts for the species, this ain't about them). Dearest captors, you needn't throw out that dollhouse-scale child's boot just yet. If you managed to shove it on poor Grookey, Rowlet, Chespin, Snivy, and that Sinnoh twig turtle whose name escapes me, no doubt you shall continue to be able to do so for the rest of time. Huh? No, I'm not being a smartass! Aaaghh no I'll behave I swear just back off with the peashooter I'm [muffled] [indecipherable]

But all in all, the Sprigatito line is cute, complex and interesting, and visually quite stunning. The sundry themes and influences you might expect to be a little discordant come together just perfectly for my tastes. It purrforms its duty as the primeowry starter and face of the beautiful Paldenya region very nicely, and it's basically everything I could ask for from a cat made of salad. I'm looking forward to finally having one myself. Have you seen how Meowscarada run??

For my special personal rating, I give it a Mari-approval mark: GOLD EDITION. This is a real thing now, I'm totally sticking by it. Unless you threaten me some more about it.

#sprigatito #floragato #meowscarada #gen 9 #pokémon reviews #AHHH I WROTE TOO MUCH #I guess my life being in danger brings out my rambling side

[everysongineverykey]

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ARE YOU FEELING DOWN? HAVE YOU LOST CONTROL? IS YOUR LIFE A MESS? DO YOUR FRIENDS DESPISE YOU? WELL HERE'S one weird trick discovered by a mom! and i'm sure NUMBER FIVE WILL SURPRISE YOU! ALL YOU'VE EVER DREAMED OF, SHINING, GLISTENING, GOTTA BUCKLE UP, GRAB LIFE BY THE [Silly Strings!] YOU CAN HAVE IT YOU CAN HAVE IT SAY THE WORD IT'S YOURS- NYAHAHA! i wasn't listening :]

see it says just here right here last year on the third of the fourth at five-oh-six you searchedcatpicsonline well that's just fine! ~Moist Delicious Cookies~ little tippy tap kitty catalyst now we have a list and we'll guess what every habit is:

wanna buy a cat flap, cat food, catchup, catamaran you'll be categorically catatonic at the catalogue of categories i have at my hands [A cavalcade of all your favorite brands!] AN ADVERTISM SCHISM CATACLYSM [Cash on demand!] YOU'D BETTER CANCEL YOUR PLANS! CASH FOR THE CRACKERS AND THE PICKLES AND THE FLYPAPER WANNA BUY A CAT PLUSH PLUSH TOY TOY BOX BOX WINE WHY WON'T MIKE JUST CALL ME BACK-GAMMON HAMANDEGGS EGG CHAIR CHAIR BED BED BATH BATH SPONGE SPONGE WHO HATES HIS FOURDOLLARNINETYNINE LIFE-BOAT BOAT SHOE SHOE STRING STRING BEAN BEAN BAG BAGPIPE PIPE BOMB BOMBER JACKET JACKDAW DOORSTOP STOP NO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FURNITURE- STOPWATCH WATCHDOG DOG COLLAR COLORADO ADDERAL ADS ARE ALL SEEPING PING PONG PONCHOS CHOKE CHAINS CHAINSAWS SWORDFISH SHISH-KEBAB BOBCAT- DO YOU WANT A CAT OR NOT???

WELL YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU WANNA BE THE NEXTBIGTHING! YOU CAN DO IT YES IT'S TRUE IT'S REALLY TRUE THERE'S NOTHING TO IT I CAN PROVE IT HEAR THE REGISTERS RING! RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING-

YOU'RE KIDDING. IT'S FOR YOU.

Wanna know a secret...?

[[Hyperlink Blocked]]

YOU TOO CAN HAVE A Communion! WITH NYAYAHAHAAA! SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[ClownAroundTown!]]

We've got never bettered bargains we've got deals you won't believe we can tell you what you want before you realize what you need if you'll pardon us the jargon here's our Darkner guarantee we take cash or card or credit but we'll take your heart for freeeee-

HOLY CUNGADERO THERE YOU FUNKY LITTLE WORM YOU SEEM UNAWARE OF ALL THE MONEY YOU COULD EARN IF YOU WANNA GET THE GOLD WELL THERE IS STUFF YOU GOTTA LEARN MILK THE HUMANS OF THEIR KINDNESS THEN THERE'S BUTTER TO BE CHURNED, YOU WANT. IT. NEED. IT. DON'T. YOU. SEE? BUUUT IF YA WANNA MAKE YOUR SCREEN GREEN, YOU'RE GONNA NEED MY KROMER KEY-

AND WE GOT TROUBLE, MY FRIEND WHADDAYA TALK RIGHT HERE IN CYBER CITY! SEE I USED TO BE A [Top-notch!] [Big Shot!] BEST DEALS! BEST WHEELS! BEST [Best prices in the tri-state area!] BUT YOU CAN GET IT BACK! NYAHAHA YES YOU CAN! ALL YA GOTTA DO IS FOLLOW THROUGH MY [[Twelve-step plan!]] BIGGER, BIGGER, BETTER LIKE THE TELEPHONE WAS TELLING MEYOU GOTTA KNOW THE TERRITORY! SPEND A HAND, LEND A GRAND-

WHO'S GONNA PATRONIZE AN ITTY BITTY TWO-BY-FOUR KINDA STORE ANYMORE? GOTTA GO! GOTTA GET! GOTTA GET ON AND GO! MAKE A DEAL! [[Big deal!]] [[High score!]] OUR STORE IS CLOSINGHOT TIP DROP SHIPPING FOUR THREE TWO ONE NOT SKIPPING OFFERS WIRED INTO YOUR INBOX SWING BY THE GIFT SHOP THINK OF THE [[Big shot!]] ALL THIS AND MORE, CLICK [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

...can anyone hear me? help...

...mike...

...mike?

hahah!

We've got never bettered bargains we've got deals you won't believe we can tell you what you want before you realize what you need if you'll pardon us the jargon here's our Darkner guarantee we take cash or card or credit but we'll take your heart for freeeee-

[[INSURANCE!]] KNOW THAT I'M THE BESTINPOLICY! HONESTLY! DO YA WANNA END IN POVERTY? BUDDY I'M THE ONE TO HELP INVEST IT PROPERLY! I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT EXTENDED WARRANTY!!! IT'S A SUPER BUMPER LIQUIDATOR LAST CHANCE FIRST DAY HALF PRICE FIRE SALE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WHEN IT'S THERE TO EXPLORE! WHEN YOU STEP IN THE DOOR THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL STORE-

ButTheFactIsEverybody'sGottaHaveItGottaHaveItThosWhoHaveItReallyHaveItIfYouHaven'tWellYou'veHadItCouldn'tHackItNowTheHaven'tsHaven'tHadItAndTheHavesAreVeryGladIt'sJustTheHaven'tsThatAreLackingWhatThey'reHaving! NOW THE ADS HAVE GOT THE TRAFFIC AND WE'VE GRABBED YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC SO YOU'RE PACKING UP YOUR BASKET CAUSE YOUR DAD HAS GOTTA HAVE IT (He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag! It'll be tragic!) SO YOU'RE MANICALLY GRABBING AT THE SHELVES AMID THE PANIC, SEEMS THAT EVERYBODY HAS IT, MAN, YOU REALLY GOTTA HAVE IT, SO YOU GET IT, YOU'RE ECSTATIC, BUT A CRACKLE IN THE STATIC AND THE IT IS OUT OF FASHION, JUST A FAD, A PIECE OF PLASTIC, SO YOU TRASH IT AND YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAR CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE IT AndTheFactIsEverybody'sGottaHaveItGottaHaveItThosWhoHaveItReallyHaveItIfYouHaven'tWellYou'veHadItCouldn'tHackItNowTheHaven'tsHaven'tHadItAndTheHavesAreVeryGladIt's, HOCHI MAMA, WHAT A MOUTHFUL!

IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF Being afraid! THERE AIN'T NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF TIL THERE'S FEES TO BE PAID! THERE'S DEALS TO BE MADE WITH [[Seasonal Savings!]] REGIONAL RATINGS ARE LETHALLY FADING, SCREAMING AND RAVING, CEASELESS APPRAISING- Neat little plate with a needless engraving! LEGALLY GREY BUT SWEET WITH THE PHRASING, FEET IN THE GRAVE BUT GLEEFULLY TRADING!

FEEDING THE CRAVINGS, EAT, LITTLE PLAYTHING- Deals so good I'll $!#& myself! FEEDING THE CRAVINGS, EAT, LITTLE PLAYTHING- DOWN TO THE CRACKER BARREL, PICKLE BARREL, MILK PAN FEEDING THE CRAVINGS, EAT, LITTLE PLAYTHING- I can feel that Smooth Taste already! FEEDING THE CRAVINGS, EAT, LITTLE PLAYTHING...

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#drops dead #i realize you have only my word that i did not check while typing that. but this took me like a good ten to twenty minutes. #i would not lie to you

[shelovesplants]

When you've had enough of Everyone's shit😻😆

#cat #cats #cats of tumblr #kitty #cuteness #cute animals #cute #cutie #cute cats #poncho #animal #animals #my photos #my photography

[gamercats-fight]

Stray Cat from Stray vs Eevee from Pokemon. Vote for your fav!!

Need help picking? Check down here!

Stray cat - Blue Twelve Studio - 2022 - Ginger tabby:

-Because they are from a wonderful game where you can meow

-Very clever, even if not accompanied by their friendly robot! Fast enough to outrun a lot of zurks! Brave enough to venture into dangerous places to try to open the city to reunite with their family! Can knock a chess game over, and curl up on the chest of a robot. Helps a robot grandma get what she needs to make a poncho for someone else.

-kitty faces the horrors and comes out alive. very good

-This is just a regular cat. The game is based on being a regular cat. I think that’s neat.

-This cat is the main character of the video game that they’re in and survived hell and back by traveling within a city where robots and zurks live.

Eevee - Game Freak - 1996 - Normal Pokemon:

it's eevee! plus it could turn into 8 different animals of varying cat-ness! do it for penny

#polls #gamercats tournament #stray cat #eevee #stray 2022 #pokemon

[little-sky-girl]

I made a post a while back about possible siblings in Animal Crossing, but somehow missed, uh, most of them?  So here’s my updated list, based on the info they give on April Fool’s Day in New Leaf!  This is just if all siblings are the same species as eachother (there’s too many to count otherwise, even for me)

Cubs:

Barold and Olive

Maples and Stitches could be oldest and youngest in a group of 4 siblings

Tammy and Pudge could be oldest and youngest in a group of 5

Pekoe and Cheri could be 2 of a group of 6 siblings, with either Vladimir or Poncho as a middle sibling

Murphy just says he’s a middle siblings, so he could be part of a group of 3 with June, a group of 4 with Maple and Stitches, a group of 5 with Tammy and Pudge, or in group of 6 with Pekoe and Cheri and whoever the 2nd oldest in that group is (Vladimir or Poncho)

Squirrells:

Hazel and Agent S

There’s a whole bunch going on with Sylvana, Caroline, Tasha, Cally, and Mint.  It could be Sylvana, Caroline, Tasha, and a 4th, OR Cally and Caroline plus two more, OR Cally, Mint, Tasha, and a 4th, OR Sylvana, Mint, Tasha, and a 4th

Blaire and Poppy could be 2 of a group of 5

Marshal just says he’s middle sibling, so could be with part of the groups above (except Hazel and Agent S since they’re a group of 2).  Or he could be with Sally in a group of 6, with Static in a group of 8, with Nibbles in a group of 9, or with Ricky in a group of 10 siblings!

Pigs:

Rasher and Gala

Chops and Maggie could be siblings with a third

Cobb and Truffles could be siblings in a larger group of 6 total

Penguins:

Either Friga or Hopper could be Aurora’s older sibling

Tex and Cube could be the oldest and youngest in a group of 4 siblings

Gwen and Flo could be two of a group of four

Sprinkle and Roald could be the youngest two in a group of five

Boomer and Wade could be 2 of 6

Puck is just listed as a middle sibling, so he could be part of any of the groups above (except with Aurora, because that’s only a group of 2).  He could also 

Goats:

Either Velma or Billy could be Pashmina’s older sibling

Chevre and Nan could be two of a group of 5 siblings total

Koalas:

Gonzo could be be either Eugene or Sydney’s older sibling in a group of 3

Sheep:

Stella, Willow and Wendy could all be sisters, or it could be just Pietro and Wendy, or just Stella and Willow, with a third sibling

Cats:

Kabuki or Mitzi could be Kitty’s older sibling in a group of 3

Mitzi and Felicity could be sisters plus a third

Lolly and Katt could be siblings in a group of 4, with either Kid Cat, Olivia, or Monique as the oldest sibling

Kiki and Moe could be 2 of a group of 5

Punchy and Bob could be 2 of a group of 6, with either Rudy or Tangy as another older sibling

Cows:

Naomi and Norma could be siblings with a third

Coach and Tipper could be 2 of a group of 6 siblings

Anteaters:

Pango and Annalisa could be siblings with a third

Anabelle and Antonio could be 2 of a group of 4 siblings

Elephants:

Opal and Paolo could be siblings with a third older sibling

Axel and Eloise could be 2 of a group of 4 siblings

Tia and Dizzy could be 2 of 6

Kangaroos:

Carrie and Mathilda could be siblings with a third older sibling

Marcie and Astrid could be 2 of a group of 4 siblings

Walt and Sylvia could be the oldest and youngest in a group of 5

Deer:

Fauna’s younger sibling could be Bruce or Deirdre, either way with a third unknown sibling

Diana and Bam could be 2 of a group of 5 siblings

Frogs:

Croque, Diva, and Drift could all be siblings, or it could be Lily and Diva plus a third

Gigi could be the older siblings to Jeremiah or Jambette in a group of 4 siblings

Bears:

Either Grizzly or Paula could be Nate’s oldest sibling in a group of 4

Curt and Charlise could be the oldest and youngest in a group of 6

Beardo is just listed as a middle siblings, so he could belong with either of the groups above, or with Pinky or Tutu or Ike in a group of 3 siblings total.  Or with Nate and his siblings.  Or with Groucho as part of a group of 5.

Birds:

Twiggy and Robin could be 2 of a group of 4 siblings

Jacques, Sparro, and Jacob could be the youngest three in a group of 5 siblings

Jay and Lucha could be 2 of 6 total

Lions:

Elvis and Rex could be two of a set of quadruplets (yes, quadruplets, not just a group of 4 siblings!  They could have been born on either side of midnight)

Koalas:

Melba and Yuka could be 2 of a group of 4 siblings

Canberra and Lyman could be 2 of a group of 6

Mice:

Greta and Bella could be 2 of a group of 4

Gorillas:

Boone and Rocket could be 2 of a group of 4

It could be Louie and Boyd in the same sibling group of 4, and Cesar and Violet in a different group of 4.  Or swapping Boyd and Violet would work too

Monkeys:

Shari could be part of a group of 4 siblings with either Elise or Flip

Hippos:

Either Bitty or Biff could be Bubbles’s older sibling in a group of 4

Bunnies:

Chrissy and Francine are confirmed sisters, but in New Leaf they also reveal they have two other sisters!  And my research says Tiffany could be one of them!

Claude, Gabi, and Genji could all belong to the same sibling group of 6 total

Ducks:

Deena could be an older sibling to either Pate or Scoot in a group of 5 siblings total

Quillson just says he’s a middle sibling, so he could be part of the group above.  He could also be with Pompom in a group of 6 siblings total, or with Molly in a group of 9 total.

Chickens:

Goose and Plucky could be 2 of a group of 5 siblings

Ava and Ken could be 2 of a group of 6

Eagles:

Buzz and Keaton could be 2 siblings in a larger group of 6

Tigers:

Bangle, Leonardo, and Bianca could all be siblings in larger group of 6

Horses:

Savannah and Roscoe could be 2 of a group of 6

Papi just says he’s a middle sibling, but either Victoria or Ed could be his sibling in a group of 4.  Or he could be with Peaches or Elmer in a group of 5.  Or he could be part of the group of 6 with Savannah and Roscoe.  Or a group of 7 with Cleo.  OR a group of 9 total with Clyde!  There are lots of possibilities.

Ostriches:

Sandy and Phoebe could be 2 of a group of 6 siblings total

Dogs:

Portia and Cookie could be 2 of a group of 6

Hamsters:

Soleil and Hamlet could be 2 of 6

#animal crossing #animal crossing new leaf #acnl #animal crossing siblings

[askberdly]

Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Looks like you're all alone on a late night?

All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?

Sales gone down the drain? Drain?

Living in a goddamn garbage can?

Haeahaeahaeahaeah!

Friend, either you're closing your eyes

To savings you do not wish to acknowledge

Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts

Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object

In your community

Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!

Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!

You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!

That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product

From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman

Circa 1997. Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!

Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!

Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?

Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?

Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!

Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!

Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!

But don't you wanna wanna be a be a big shot?

Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!

All you gotta do is

Hyperlink blocked

I used to be nothing but the email guy

Now I'm the "It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!" guy

We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe

We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee

We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free

Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?

Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?

Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom

And I'm sure number five will surprise you

All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening

Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!

You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!

Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening

See, it says just here, right here, last year

On the third of the fourth at five-o-six

You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine

Moist, delicious cookies

Little tippy tap kitty catalyst

Now we have a list

And we'll guess what ever habit is

Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?

You'll be categorically catatonic

At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands

A cavalcade of all your favourite brands

An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!

You'd better cancel your plans!

Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!

Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?

Why won't Mike just call me?

Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?

Bed bath? Bath sponge?

Sponge who hates it's $4.99?

Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?

Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?

Jackdaw? Doorstop?

Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!

Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?

Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?

Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?

Do you want a cat or not?

Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?

Don't you wanna be the next big thing?

You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true

There's nothing to it, I can prove it!

Hear the registers ring!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

You're kidding? It's for you

Wanna know a secret?

Hyperlink blocked

You too can have a communion with—

Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!

We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe

We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee

We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free

Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm

You seem unaware of all the money you could earn

If you wanna get the gold

Well, there is stuff you gotta learn

Milk the humans of their kindness

Then there's butter to be churned

You. Want. It. Need. It!

Don't. You. See?

But if you wanna make your screen green

You're gonna need my Kromer key

Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?

Right here in Cyber City!

See, I used to be a top notch! Big shot!

Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area

But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes, you can!

All you gotta do is follow through my twelve-step plan

Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me

You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand

Who's gonna patronise a little bitty

Two by four kinda store anymore?

Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!

Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!

Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!

Not skipping offers wired into your inbox

Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!

All this and more, click

Hyperlink blocked

Can anyone hear me?

Help

Mike

Mike?

Hahahaha!

We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe

We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee

We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free

Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!

Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?

Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!

I'm here to talk about extended warranty!

It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance

First day, half price, fire sale like never before!

And it's there to explore, when you step in the door

The very model of a modern major general store!

But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it

Those who have it really have it

If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it

Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's

Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having

Now the ads have got the traffic

And we've grabbed your demographic

So you're packing up your basket

'Cause your dad has gotta have it

He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic

So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic

Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it

So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static

And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic

So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it

And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it

Those who have it really have it

If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it

Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's

Hochi mama! What a mouthful!

In the encyclopedia of being afraid

There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid

There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!

Regional ratings are lethally fading

Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising

Neat, little plate with a needless engraving

Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing

Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading

Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything

Deals so good I'll— myself

Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything

Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan

Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything

I can feel that smooth taste already!

Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything

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#berdly #deltarune #ask open #deltarune askblog

[mousathe14]

I was obsessed with song so I covered it back in March but I'm auditioning for something so I figured I'd use this as part of my audition.

There are some parts that are.... basically impossible towards the end but I did my best. Only part the song I can't memorize.

Lyrics under the cut, you’ll probably want them

VERSE 1

  Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!

  Hey hey hey!

  Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]]

  All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are?

  Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?

  Living in a goddamn garbage can?!

  Haeahaeahaeahaeah!

      Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]]

  To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge

  Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]]

  Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]]

  In your community

      Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place

  [[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket!

  You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!

  That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]]

  From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]]

  [[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!

  Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!

      Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??

  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???

  Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]

  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!

  [[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts

  But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]

  [[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!

  All you gotta do is

  [[Hyperlink blocked]]

      I used to be nothing but the email guy

  Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy!

      CHORUS

  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe

  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee

  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

      VERSE 2

  [[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]]

  [[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]]

  Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]]

  And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]]

  All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!

  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]!

  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!

  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening

  See it says just here, right here, last year

  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six

  You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]!

  [[Moist, delicious cookies]]

      Little tippy tap kitty catalyst

  Now we have a list

  And we’ll guess what every habit is

  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?

  You’ll be categorically catatonic

  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands

  A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]]

  An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]!

  You’d better cancel your plans

  [[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]!

  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?

  Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?

  Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?

  Bed bath? Bath sponge?

  Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat?

  Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?

  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?

  Jackdaw? Doorstop?

  [[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch?

  Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?

  Adderall? Ads are all seeping

  Ping pong? Ponchos?

  Choke chains? Chainsaws?

  Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?

  [[Do you want a cat or not?!]]

      Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you?

  Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]?

  You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true

  There’s nothing to it, I can prove it

  Hear the registers ring!

  Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.

  You’re kidding? It’s for you

  [[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…?

  [[Hyperlink blocked]]

      [[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]]

  Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]]

      CHORUS

  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe

  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee

  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

      VERSE 3

  Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]

  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn

  If you wanna get the gold

  Well there is stuff you gotta learn

  Milk the humans of their kindness

  Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]

  You. Want. It. Need. It.

  Don’t. You. See?

  But if you wanna make your screen green

  You’re gonna need my Kromer key

      Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]

  Right here in Cyber City!

  See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]

  Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]

  But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!

  All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]]

  Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me

  [[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand

      Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty

  Two by four kinda store anymore?

  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!

  Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]]

  Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!

  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox

  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]]

  All this and more, click

  [[Hyperlink blocked]]

      Can anyone hear me?

  Help…

  Mike…

  Mike?

      CHORUS

  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe

  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need

  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee

  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free

      VERSE 4

  [[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy!

  [[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty?

  Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!

  I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!

      It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance

  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!

  And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door

  The very model of a modern major general store!

      But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it

  Those who have it really have it

  If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it

  Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its

  Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having

  Now the ads have got the traffic

  And we’ve grabbed your demographic

  So you’re packing up your basket

  Cos your dad has gotta have it

  He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic

  So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic

  Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it

  So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static

  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic

  So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it

  And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it

  Those who have it really have it

  If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it

  Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its

  [[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful!

      In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]]

  There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid

  There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]!

  Regional ratings are lethally fading

  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising

  [Neat little plate with a needless engraving]

  Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing

  Feet in the grave but gleefully trading

      Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]

  Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself

  Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]

  [Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan]

  Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]

  I can feel that [smooth taste] already!

  Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]

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#youtube #The stupendium #Spamton G. Spamton #Deltarune #cover #music #singing #Spamton

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

Come and play have midnight breakfast with the Cattanooga Cats

ABOVE CATTANOOGA KLATSCHE, GATLINBURG, TN: Ahhh, the midnight biscuits-and-gravy breakfasts of the Cattanooga Cats, rather legendary for fueling serious creativity ... and to have yours truly, Huckleberry Hound and Crazy Claws called over to such can get to be rather exciting, excitable even, especially with unusually tender biscuits and a combination of mild and hot breakfast sausage in the sausage gravy!

"Which, I have to admit, is how I've been fond of things," Kitty Jo explained as a fresh batch of the legendary gravy was being prepared. "Just trying to keep a happy medium while having fun and being a little silly in the process."

And what aroma the sausage gave! No doubt giving Huckleberry Hound much in the way of sentimental memories going through a plate of such like you wouldn't believe.

And even then, Country, the band's leader, explained what basically the Gatlinburg Easter Parade was all about: "Just us fellow Funtastics walking down the Parkway rather casually, starting casually, you might say, from where the main Parkway and the East Parkway join, going through Beautiful Downtown Gatlinburg--"

Which had pretty much the whole of us laughing.

"--right through to the park entrance."

"So what sort of provision is there in case rain should ensue?" asked Groove.

"Simple," Country noted. "We'll provide rain ponchos."

"Wavy chitlin' gravy!" was how Scoots responded.

"Scoots, we'll cross that bridge, so to speak," Country was quick to respond, "on the day, depending on the weather. But let's just hope conditions turn out rather well."

"So," Crazy Claws asked, "might it be safe to suggest that what we are doing is an elaborate sort of 'meet-and-greet' for the tourists as are there Easter weekend?"

"I think you could say as much," Kitty Jo remarked. Followed by Country remarking that there would be a somewhat substantial Easter brunch at Cattanooga Klatsche following for participants.

And just imagine how delectable those biscuits can get ... which Kitty Jo put down to using nothing less than self-rising flour ("an old secret learned from my momma," she explained)!

Yet trying not to be too excited or excitable, though you could still have "meet-and-greet" opportunities impromptu in the parade runup (mind you, it's Easter weekend break for the most part); such will likely be discussed soon in this space.

With Scoots offering an idea:

"Have you considered us maybe doing a tug-of-war across the Little Pigeon River with The Banana Splits?"

"THEM--?!!" was how Country responded incredulously.

"Now just picturing The Banana Splits and the Cattanooga Cats in a tug-of-war in Gatlinburg across the river ... and just hoping tourists won't notice!" was how Crazy Claws commented on the notion. How this was bound to go ...

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#hanna barbera #fanfic #fanfiction #postcards from the road #snagglepuss #cattanooga cats #gatlinburg #easter parade #biscuits and gravy #midnight breakfast #parade plans #hannabarberaforever

[haemosexuality]

are you feeling down? have you lost control? is your life a mess? do your friends despise you? well HERE'S [[a weird trick discovered by a mom]] and i'm SURE [[number five will surprise you!]] all youve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening gotta buckle up grab life by the [[SILLY STRINGS!!!]] you can have it you can have it say the words its yours EHAHEHAHHAHEHAHAHA i wasnt listening. See it says just here right here last year on the third of the fourth at five o six you searched cat pics online WELL THATS JUST FINE~moist, delicious cookies 😊 little tippy tap kitty catalyst now we have a list and we'll guess what every habit is wanna buy a cat flap? cat food? catchup? catamaran? youll be categorically catatonic aT THE CATALOGUE OF CATEGORIES I HAVE AT MY HANDS a cavalcade of all your brands! an advertism schism cataclysm cash on demand! youd better cancel your plans! (cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper) wanna buy a cat plush? plush toy? toy box? box wine why wont MIKE JUST CALL ME backgammon? ham and eggs? egg chair? chair bed? bed bath? bath sponge? sponge who hates its $4.99 life boat?boat shoe?shoestring?string bean?bean bag?bagpipes?pipe bomb?bomber jacker?jackdaw?doorstop? STOP NO PLEASE DONT TAKE MY FURNITUREstopwatch?watchdog?dogcollar?colorado?adderall?addsareallseeping!pingpong?ponchos?chokechains?chainsaws?swordfishshishkebabbobcat DO YOU WANT A CAT OR NOT??

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[dutchcrochet]

Kitty cat poncho for our daughter. Made it a bit bigger because she doesn't like tight clothing and there has to fit a winterjacket under the poncho for riding her bike to school. free pattern https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/kitty-cat-crochet-poncho

#crochet #crochetaddict #yarnutopia #free pattern #free crochet pattern #kitty cat poncho #crochet poncho #hakeniship #hakenisleuk #Häklen