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maireyart · 3 months

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A Little Drama

An illustrated drabble for @obito-week! Prompt: tragedy 😈

Obito won't play with Kakashi anymore. But why?

[Gen; Obito takes up a new hobby that is more important to him than kick-the-can.]

Huge thanks to the wonderful @butter--peanut for betaing! <3

#the tragedy thing is not what it seems 😈😈😈#comedy #drabble #narutoart #kakashi #obito #hatake kakashi #uchiha obito #sakumo #hatake sakumo #kakashi's mom is mentioned too

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skyahri · 1 month

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How They Found Out |Naruto Boys X Reader| HC

Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara, Kakashi Hatake

Summary: How your relationship ended up being revealed.

Warnings: Naruto's is short af because he's an open book. Deal with it. NSFW themes. Mentions of sex and being caught.

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Sasuke Uchiha

You'd been together for about a year at this point. In the beginning, you'd agreed to keep it hush-hush until you'd figured things out.

Before you knew it, it'd been more than six months since your first date, and it was still secret. You enjoyed the privacy of it, but didn't enjoy hiding things from your friends.

So you decided to stop actively keeping it a secret and instead allow things to come out naturally.

But that was six months ago and still no one knew.

Sasuke hated PDA and no one had asked either of you about relationship stuff, so it was still quiet.

That is until today.

You two were victims of Narutos' lack of boundaries and awareness.

It was late at night, about 11pm, you were in Sasuke's apartment.

He was drilling into you, his hands holding down your legs and mouth connected to your neck.

You were too busy enjoying the all encompassing feeling of him fucking you, and he was too busy ravaging you to hear Naruto enter the front door.

Suddenly, the bedroom door swings open. Narutos face very quickly goes from his usual happy-go-lucky to a horrified, dramatic look.

Sasuke is quick to cover you with the sheets before he yells at Naruto to get the Hell out.

Naruto is already way ahead of him, bolting straight out the front door and to God knows where.

After that, it wasn't long before the whole village knew. Honestly, once Gai found out, there was no one who didn't know.

Naruto Uzumaki

Find out? Ha! There is no finding out because he immediately told anyone and everyone the second you agreed to a date.

If he did somehow manage to keep it quiet, it really wouldn't be long until it got out.

Hes just so... excited to be with you.

He likes showing you off like a prize. He likes going on dates and holding your hand and loudly proclaiming that you're his.

You don't mind, of course.

Shikamaru Nara

You two lay around together most days. A while back, you shared a kiss, and it very VERY slowly escalated from there.

It was almost six months before you actually had sex.

Mostly because he'd somehow rationalized kissing was "just something you guys did" and didn't require any extra thought.

The sex was amazing. Slow and passionate, just like you'd expect from the lazy Nara.

And so things continued on like that. A relationship had formed, but it was never something either of you talked about.

You liked his parents and they liked you. You'd help his mom with dinner some nights and played Shogi with Shikaku. They didn't question your relationship either.

Things stayed on the down low for almost eighteen months before someone finally brought up something regarding his romantic life.

"So, Shikamaru, who was your first kiss?" Choji asked one night in the bath house.

The question caught him off guard since he wasn't usually included in these types of conversations. (They mostly assumed he wasn't interested in women, or something like that.)

"Hm? Oh, Y/N."

Cue the silence. Then total chaos.

"What?? When was this?" Kiba asked.

"I don't know... sometime around the solstice last year."

That sparked a lot of questions from his friends, only some of which he'd answered.

The guys relayed all the information to the girls the next day, where they then went and hounded you for answers.

Despite all of your friends knowing about your relationship, nothing changed between you and Shikamaru.

You just stayed... whatever it is you were.

Kakashi Hatake

Gai, Kurenai, and Iruka all had their suspicions about you two but had nothing to back it up. It's been years at this point, yet they still come up empty-handed.

That is, until Kakashi’s students decided they were interested in his love life, and began to poke around.

It's after the war; Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are fully grown adults, but something is just so tempting about reverting to their youthful days of trying to spy on their sensei.

Kakashi is all for it, partially because he's glad his students are getting along again, and partially because he's grown tired of keeping secrets.

This is something he discusses with you, and as he predicted, you're completely on board.

You gradually make yourself seen with Kakashi over the next week- leaving the Hokage tower with him, getting dinner with him, and even allowing him to walk you to his apartment.

The kids watch all of this happen, but there's no evidence that actually proves anything, just like Gai sensei had told them in the beginning.

So they continue to stalk you two around the village. They're better at it than when they were little, but it's still pretty easy to spot them.

At the end of the week, when you're sure all three of them are watching, Kakashi kisses you in front of your front door.

You watch as they all zip away, surely off to meet up or possibly report back to your friends.

You and Kakashi can only laugh.

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yu-huuuu · 1 year

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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥;; 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰

[ 🌸 ] konoha boys version

characters: naruto uzumaki; neji hyuga; shikamaru nara; kiba inuzuka; minato namikaze; kakashi hatake

genre: fluff

warnings: none, fem!reader, umm mentions of the word v*gina i guess?, also mentions of blood, menstrual pads annnd colics...

part 1;;

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naruto uzumaki

* hyperactive boy, I love him <3

* In any case

* He does not know what to do

* He had that class where the teachers explained that topic, but he didn't pay attention

* And now he doesn't know what's going on, which makes him nervous and sad because he really wants to be a good boyfriend :(

*So he goes and talks to Tsunade about your situation

* After the informative talk he already has an idea

* He goes and asks if you need anything because he is going to buy some things

* If you say that if you need something, he will bring what you want

* But the reason for buying it was to buy things to hang out

* Practically, he made a massive purchase of things to eat and for you two to cuddle up and watch bad movies all day

"Hey Y/N, buy ramen and candy, we watch bad movies?"

“Naruto! Thank you and yes please”

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neji hyuga

*serious boy~

*He must really love you to get into this mess, lmao

* Although he enjoys it

* He loves you and wants to learn all about you, even at this time of the month

* He was so confused and worried when he saw you in a ball on the bed while enduring bad cramps

* He didn't know whether to touch you or what to do

* He is not the best at comforting, but my Boy is doing everything in his power xd

* So he starts to take care of you more

* He is like your personal doctor

* Oh, you said hugs? Sure, why not?

* Runs from one side to the other while bringing you different sweets and also many compresses

* Oh, no, are the compresses cold yet?. Oh, I'll bring you more, just hold on, okay?

“Y/N brought you more treats”

"Thank you Neji, can we hug now?"

“Sure dear”

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shikamaru nara

*this guy is funny lmaooo

* It's like: ????

* When he sees you with a face of pain

* "Y/N! What's wrong, are you okay?!"

* Of course you're not okay, blood is coming out of your vagina 😂

* Obviously, you tell him and he is more confused than before

* Why so much drama? he wonders

*Obviously, he doesn't know about this because just like Naruto didn't pay attention, he was too focused on sleeping to pay attention to that talk

* *Shikamaru very repentant*

* You mention colic and how it hurts, and that sometimes you feel like you're in labor

* *Shikamaru very repentant x2*

* Anyway

* Now that he understands more

* Takes care of you more <3

*Obviously, he mentions going to see the clouds while you huddle on the porch and you eat the snacks Shikamaru went to buy you

* Shikamaru is a good boyfriend, only sometimes he has a hard time understanding women 😂 especially the female body

“The clouds look beautiful today”

“Yes, but no more than you”

“…Are you saying this to make me feel better?”

"Is working?"

“It is, keep saying nice things to me, please”

- - -

kiba inuzuka

* Aa

* This guy and his dog 😂

* Anyway

* Kiba has his mom and an older sister

* So he gets to understand what you're going through

* Understanding boy Understanding boy-

* will pamper you

* "I heard that chocolates help, right Akamaru?"

* Oh, the sheets got dirty with your blood? Don't worry, he'll take care of it, go take a shower while he cleans

* Proud guy at the end of the day for taking care of his girl

* "We did a good job, right Akamaru?". “Wauf”

* They both cuddle with you at the end of the day ❤️

"Are you comfortable baby?"

"Yes, thanks Kiba- oh you too Akamaru"

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minato namikaze

*fast boy ⚡️

* He is also the hokage ✨

* In any case

* Sweet boy

* It will keep you as comfortable as possible

* Also when he's too busy with paperwork he'll send a shadow clone to come see you

* Shadow clone of minato will be your personal servant if you need anything

* Candies? Why not? Ice cream? Sure just wait give me a second

* The "wait, give me a second" is serious with him💀

* Anyway

* He will take care of you as much as he can because you know, you are his girl and even if he is far away, he will always take care of you

"Baby, are you alright?"

"Minato! Are you here already?"

"Of course honey, I brought you what you asked for"

It's a love please protect it 🥺

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kakashi hatake

*confused boy

* Is your period today?

*(He actually smelled your blood from a mile away but thought you were hurt 😂)

* Oh and now what are we going to do?

* He luckily worked with women when he was still in ANBU

* Only he saw his behavior from afar and… he was scared

* He never saw someone change their mood so quickly

* Like; before she was pleased with the world, then she was sad and now she is angry

* In any case

* He will take care of you

* And if he can't because he have something to do?, he'll ask Pakkun to take care of you, what if he can't? He will make a shadow clone Psss The last option is Gai 😂 also the; "I'll take care of you with the shadow clone", he learned from his sensei

* But don't worry, this won't be so common

* What will be common will be how soft and gentle it will be with you

* As it is already soft and gentle with you but now it is multiplied by two

* He is just a soft guy who likes to take care of his girl

"Y/N! how are you?"

“…you are a shadow clone right?”

"-yes but the real Kakashi will arrive soon"

“He better be.”

* In general, they give their S/O a lot of cuddles and love🥰 and a gentle treatment...

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cupajoscafe · 1 year

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Night In | Shikamaru Nara x OC

YOOOOOOOO WHATS GOOD HOMIES I HOPE YALL ARE HAVIN A GREAT DAY!!!! i finally finished the art so that means i CAN POST THIS FIC HEHEHEH this was a lot of fun to write, it was another self indulgent piece of smut from my oc's story!! i really dont know if i have much else to say about this tbh 🧍‍♀️ i guess other than if you dont like ocs or fics about ocs then just go somewhere else bc thats all i post here HAHAHAH ANYWAYS ill be posting the full art on my twitter account and then be linking to it when it's up! i hope yall like this i really worked hard on it 💜

Pairings: Shikamaru Nara x OC

Word Count: 9.5k

Genre: Smut

Warnings: None

Contents: 18+ MINORS DNI. Pre-established relationship, oral (f receiving), dirty talk, toy use, anal, spanking, breeding kink, overstimulation, squirting, sir kink, use of "daddy", unprotected sex, creampie with the intent of impregnation. Entirely self indulgent. No editing, we die like women. If I missed any, please let me know!

Summary: While having a nice night to themselves, Shikamaru's wife tells him that their son wants a little sibling.

Being a parent to a toddler was hard work. The diaper changing, the clean up after playtime, the meal making, not to mention the fatigue from constant sleepless nights. Shikamaru was lucky in that regard; he spent most of his time at work as Kakashi's right hand helping him run the village. He did his best to help out when he could, of course, but since his job was so demanding, it meant that Yuuna was at home most of the time looking after their son. It was exhausting.

But none of that was even the worst part. The hardest thing was the fact that their time together was so limited. Because Shikamaru was always at work, he often didn't come home until late, and rarely had any time off. And when he did get home, Shikaro would fuss and the couple would have to find a way to calm down their son. By the time he was feeling better and had fallen back to sleep, they would be too exhausted to spend time together and would go right to bed. So when Yuuna's brother offered to babysit for the night, she couldn't have been more excited.

"You're serious? You'll look after him tonight?" She grinned, holding her son in her arms. Shikaro reached a hand out to his uncle and touched his face, running his little hand across the burn scar over Tetsuya's left eye.

"Yeah, totally!" He confirmed with a chuckle as his nephew curiously explored the damaged skin on his face. "I know you could have pawned him off on Shikamaru's mom, but it's been a while since I've had some quality time with my little buddy."

Shikaro reached out to grab Tetsuya. The man took his nephew from his sister and held him up, planting a smooch on the toddler's cheek. The toddler cooed happily, wrapping his arms around his uncle's neck. Yuuna let out a giggle watching her brother dote on her son and sighed.

"Thank you, Tetsuya. You have no idea how much this means." She gave her brother a sincere smile, extending a hand out to touch him gently on the arm.

"Hey, it's no problem. I figured that since I'm cleared of missions until the weekend, I could lend a helping hand." He looked at Shikaro and hoisted him up a little, shifting his weight. "You and Shikamaru both work so hard and could use a break, so it's the least I can do as your brother."

She smiled at him again and looked over at her son. "Whaddya say, buddy? Do you wanna hang out with uncle Tetsuya tonight?"

"Yah yah!!" He clapped, looking down at his uncle. "Unco Tetsu, Unco Tetsu!!"

"I'll take that as a yes, huh?" Tetsuya laughed, planting another kiss on the toddler's cheek.

"C'mon buddy, let's go see daddy at work and then we'll get ready, okay?" Yuuna said as she grabbed Shikaro from her brother's arms.

"Yah yah!! Gonna see daddy!" He exclaimed excitedly.

"I'll stop by around three and drop him off. That work for you?" She suggested, turning back to her brother.

"Yeah, sounds perfect." Tetsuya smiled. He grabbed Shikaro's hand and squeezed it gently. "I'll see you soon, little man!"

The siblings turned and walked away from one another with a wave, and Shikaro called out after him.

"Baibai Unco Tetsu!!" He exclaimed with a smile, waving happily after him. He looked up at his mother and she met his eyes. "I get to play wif Unco Tetsu today mama!!"

"You sure do, buddy!" She giggled, nuzzling her nose against his. "Are you excited?"

Shikaro nodded and turned back to watch his uncle walking away. "Mama, I wanna brover to play wif me and Unco Tetsu!" He turned back to look at his mom, who stopped walking for a minute to look at him. "Can I have a brover? Pweeeeeease?"

Yuuna had to stop herself from bursting into laughter before she continued on their commute. "Maybe. I'll have to see what daddy says. No promises."

The walk to the Hokage's office didn't take long. As Yuuna walked down the hall, two members of Team Guy were leaving the office. Shikaro noticed the familiar faces and demanded to say hi to his auntie and uncle. Neji had to practically pry Tenten away from the toddler so they wouldn't be late for their mission. Once the duo was gone, Yuuna walked up to the office door and knocked lightly, waiting for the invitation into the room.

"Come on in," Kakashi called out from behind the wood. Yuuna opened the door and smiled brightly as she locked eyes with her husband.

"Hey, what are you two doing here?" Shikamaru chuckled, walking over to his family. He turned to Kakashi, "Sorry, do you mind if I excuse myself for a sec?"

"Of course, take your time." Kakashi grinned.

The Nara turned back to his wife and son and placed his hand on her back as he gently escorted them out of the office and guided them a little ways down the hall. Shikaro reached out for his father who happily held him in his arms.

"Not that I'm not happy to see you two," He started, looking from Shikaro to Yuuna. "But what are you doing here? You don't usually come by the office."

"Well, I have some good news!" She exclaimed, clapping her hands together. "My brother wanted to look after Shikaro tonight, to give us a break! Which means if you're not here too late, we can finally have an evening to ourselves!"

"I'm gonna play wif Unco Tetsu today!" Shikaro reiterated, enthusiastically throwing his hands up into the air.

"Oh, is that so?" Shikamaru grinned looking at his son. The boy nodded his head. "Well, that sure sounds like it's gonna be a whole lot of fun, huh?"

"Yah yah!! Gonna hab a play day!" Shikaro clapped his hands together. Shikamaru looked at his wife and raised an eyebrow.

"You know my mother's gonna have a fit when she finds out that he's staying with Tetsuya and not her, right?" He chuckled.

"Yoshino's had plenty of time with him!" Yuuna countered. "Not that I'm not grateful for the help she's given us, but she always jumps at the opportunity. So when Tetsuya offered, of course I said yes. I figured it would be nice for him to have some uncle-nephew time with him, y'know?"

He hoisted Shikaro up a little and softened his expression slightly. "Just don't tell my mother that. She's gonna be on my butt for not being able to dote on her grandson."

Yuuna giggled and took a step closer to him, placing her arms on his. "Don't worry, she'll never know." She stood on her tiptoes and planted a kiss on his lips. "So, think you can finish early tonight? Thought we could cook dinner together and then maybe watch a movie or something."

He looked over his shoulder at the office door, then back to his wife. "It's been pretty slow today, I think I can swing that."

She bounced on her toes excitedly and clapped her hands. "Awesome!! I'm dropping Shikaro off at Tetsuya's in about an hour and a half. I can start dinner when I get back."

They began to head back towards the office. Shikamaru looked down at Yuuna as they walked and smiled. "I can probably be home around four, if that works."

She nodded as she curled her fingers around the doorknob. "That's perfect." She opened the door and the couple walked back into the office. Shikaro's eyes lit up when he saw Kakashi and he cooed happily. She took him from her husband and held him closely.

"Everything alright?" The Hokage asked casually. The couple nodded.

"We're finally getting a break tonight and I wanted to plan dinner, that's all." She giggled.

Kakashi hummed and leaned back in his chair. "That's good to hear. You deserve it with how hard the two of you work."

"It's been kinda dead today, think I can call it early?" Shikamaru asked, turning to look from his wife to Kakashi. The Hokage looked down at the stack of paperwork on his desk and swiveled in his chair a little.

"I think once we get through this stack, I can handle the rest for the day." His eyes crinkled as he smiled under his mask. Shikamaru gave a subtle smirk as he turned to look at his wife and son.

"There you go, you heard it yourself." He spoke, placing his hands in his pockets as he shifted his weight. "Gimme a few hours and I'll be home, sound good?"

Yuuna beamed up at her husband and nodded. "That sounds perfect." She turned back towards Kakashi and gave a small bow. "Sorry for showing up unexpectedly, thanks for letting me talk to him."

Kakashi chuckled and waved a hand dismissively in front of his face. "No, no, it's no problem. You're welcome to stop by whenever you like, you know." He took note of the toddler staring and cooing at him, then waved at him. "And Shikaro is welcome to visit his father any time he likes, too."

Yuuna hoisted the child up a little and chuckled. "Shikaro, say hi to Lord Hokage!" She requested, waving her hand at Kakashi to demonstrate. He looked at his mother and then at Kakashi and smiled, waving back at him like she was.

"Hi Lord Hokage!" He chimed, waving excitedly. The adults smiled at him and all chuckled in unison.

"Alright, well, we'll let you guys get back to work." Yuuna sighed with a grin, turning to face her husband. She reached up onto her tiptoes to plant a kiss onto his lips. "I'll see you when you get home, baby."

Shikamaru placed a hand on her arm as she kissed him, stroking it gently when she pulled away. "Sounds good." He looked down at his son and cupped his hand around the back of his head gently and leaned down to plant a loving kiss on his forehead. "Be good for mommy and Uncle Tetsuya, okay?"

Shikaro clapped and nodded. "Okay, I pwomise!!"

They shared their goodbyes and went back to work and Yuuna headed back home to the Nara residence. Once home, she let Shikaro run around the house to collect his favourite toys and pajamas while she packed his essentials. He came running back with two armfuls of different toys and stuffed animals he wanted to bring, but they managed to narrow it down to three items after some fussing. She let him hold onto one and packed away the other two. Once his bag was packed and ready to go, she threw together some quick snacks for him to eat before she brought him over to her brother. Whatever he didn't eat she packed away into a lunch box and included it with his overnight bag.

The time to leave came quickly, and Shikaro couldn't have been more excited. He made the decision to walk instead of having his mother carry him. Yuuna walked close beside her son and watched as he waddled along, holding his hand and guiding him in the proper direction. When they reached Tetsuya's apartment Shikaro ran inside with an excited screech. The siblings laughed and Yuuna handed off Shikaro's overnight bag to Tetsuya. She called her son over to say goodbye, picking him up and planting a motherly kiss on the child's lips. She hugged her son tightly and set him down and he ran back off into his uncle's house. She then pulled Tetsuya into a hug as well. They exchanged goodbyes and then went their separate ways.

On the way home, she decided to stop by the market and pick up some ingredients for dinner. Once they were purchased she headed home and began to sift through her fridge and cupboards to find everything that they'd need to make their meal. It wasn't long into the preparations when she heard the front door open.

"Hey, I'm home." Shikamaru called out from the hallway. He kicked off his shoes and pulled off his flak jacket, setting it down on the couch as he passed by the living room. He wandered into the kitchen and stood behind his wife, wrapping his arms around her waist and leaning down to press a kiss to the side of her head. "I haven't heard the house this quiet in years."

"I know, and we have all night to enjoy it!" Yuuna giggled as she started peeling a potato. She turned her head slightly to look at him and smiled. "Now come help, I wanna cook together!"

He sighed and kissed her head again, releasing her from his grip. He reached into the drawer and pulled out a large kitchen knife and began to chop the carrots that Yuuna had already peeled. They stood at the kitchen counter together, enjoying one another's company as they prepped their dinner. Once everything had been cooked, Yuuna poured them some drinks and they sat down at the dinner table to eat. They took the time to catch up with everything that they'd missed from the other. Having a toddler and different schedules made it difficult sometimes to hold casual conversations, so they hadn't had a chance in quite some time to be able to sit down to talk the way they were doing now. They kept their conversation going all throughout dinner, and when they were finished eating they helped one another clean up. When the last dish was washed, they brought their drinks over to the sofa where they sat cuddled up next to one another. Yuuna looked up at her husband and smiled over her wine glass.

"Cheers to having the house to ourselves for a change." She chuckled, holding her glass up in front of her. Shikamaru eyed her wine glass with a grin and chuckled, clinking his glass against hers.

"I'll drink to that." He smirked, taking a sip of his beer.

He draped his arm around the back of the couch, letting his fingers trace circles on her shoulder. She rested her hand on his thigh, running it up and down his leg as she took another sip of wine.

"I love you, baby." She hummed, looking into his eyes. He planted his hand down on her shoulder and pulled her in close to him, pressing his lips against hers in a sweet kiss. He pulled away after a minute and looked into her emerald gaze.

"I love you too, noodle." He grinned, closing the gap between them again. She hummed contently against his lips, then pulled away to take another sip of her drink.

They sat there for a moment, looking into each other's eyes, tensions slowly building as the alcohol in their systems gradually began to take effect. He continued to rub her shoulder, slipping his hand underneath her sweater to drag his fingernails along her bare skin. Her hand began to move higher and higher up his leg every time she stroked back up his thigh. She shifted a little, moving closer to him with a goofy smile on her face.

"So Shikaro was asking about wanting a brother today." She mentioned, heat rising to her face. Shikamaru took another sip of his beer and placed the empty glass down on the coffee table in front of them.

"Oh he did, did he?" He spoke quietly, inching his face closer to hers and resting his now free hand on her knee. Yuuna finished off her wine, placing her empty glass down to accompany his on the table.

"Mhmm," she nodded, looking between his mocha eyes with a smile, "He was saying he wished he had a brother to take on his play dates and asked me if he could have one."

"And what did you tell him?" He began to rub his hand from her knee up her thigh. She bit her lip lightly as she felt her heart pounding.

"I told him I'd have to ask daddy." She reached her free hand up to cup his face, rubbing her thumb along his cheek as she looked at his lips.

"Well, whaddya think? Should we give him a sibling?" He pulled her closer to him, their lips barely touching, "'Cause daddy wouldn't mind fucking another baby into you."

She let out a shaky breath, her eyelids fluttering at the words that dripped off his tongue like honey. A tightness arose in the pit of her stomach and she surged forward, pressing her lips hard enough against his to make him lean back. She glided her hand up his thigh and over his crotch, rubbing his stiffening erection with a smile. He let out a low groan at the stimulation, in turn sliding his hand down from her shoulder to her breast. He massaged her flesh between his fingers, pulling it out from her bra for easier access. She parted her lips and dragged her tongue across his mouth, pushing it past lips to meet his. He leaned forward and pushed her down onto her back, rolling her sweater up to her collarbone and unclasping her bra. He began to knead her tits between his fingers as his tongue lashed against hers, slating a knee between her legs as she ground down against it.

"So desperate, I guess you do want daddy to fuck a baby into you, huh?" He growled hungrily, tugging at her lip with his teeth as he flicked his thumbs over her nipples. She let out a quiet moan, breathing heavily as she rutted her hips upwards against his knee. He kissed her again, their tongues meeting in a heated dance for a moment before he pulled away. "No need to be quiet this time, there's nobody else here. I wanna hear just how good I make you feel."

Shikamaru shifted his head down just enough to be able to take one of her nipples into his mouth, flicking at the bud with his tongue. She let out another quiet moan into the air. Unimpressed, he bit down on her nipple harshly, eliciting a loud yelp from his wife.

"Ow, what the fuck was that?" Yuuna scolded, brows furrowed and face flushed. He licked at the nub again, sucking on it gently.

"I said you don't have to be quiet." He pulled away from her chest with a loud pop and looked into her eyes with a mischievous smile. "I wanna hear every noise that comes out of that pretty little mouth of yours, and I want to hear it loud. Gotta hear how good I make you feel."

Before she could respond he immediately took her nipple into his mouth again, flicking his tongue against it quickly as he pinched the other between his fingers. She moaned again, louder this time. He smiled against her skin as he kneaded her breast in his hand, a hungry growl resonating in the back of his throat.

"That's my girl," He huffed as he continued to lap at her sensitive nipple. She rolled her hips forward against his knee again and brought one hand up to the back of his head, threading her fingers through his hair and loosening it from his hair tie. She breathed out another sultry moan and could feel his lips turning up into a smile against her skin. "Fuck, you're so needy, aren't you?"

"Gimme a break, it's been a minute since the last time we fucked." She joked with a pant, reaching her hand down into his trousers to curl her fingers around his girth. He let out a loud groan and bit down lightly on her nipple as he rutted his hips into her hand. She smirked down at him and bit her lip. "Looks like you're just as needy for me, huh?"

He pulled away from her with a pop, her breast bouncing as it settled against her chest again. Shikamaru frowned down at her and sucked the air through his teeth, his face flushing red as her grin grew wider.

"What's the matter?" She cooed, giving his cock a few steady pumps and running her thumb over his slit. He huffed out another low groan, his eyes shutting as his hips involuntarily bucked forward into her handq9. "You're not getting flustered, are you?"

He opened his eyes and grimaced, furrowing his brows as he swiftly shifted his thigh from between her legs and replaced it with his fingers, slipping them under her leggings and gliding them over her soaking panties. She opened her mouth to gasp but he shoved his tongue into her mouth to stifle the noise before she could. "Would you just shut up and let me take care of you?" He growled as he pulled away for breath, the small string of saliva that connected their tongues dissipating. "Quit being such a pain and let me take the reins, would you?"

Yuuna's eyelids closed half way as she looked up at her husband. Normally she would be a bit more stubborn and protest, but tonight was different. It was the first time in months that they'd been able to be together like this without having to worry about being too loud or too discreet. So she decided to bite her tongue, just this once. She smiled up at him and spread her knees apart, allowing him to move his hand freely. He scoffed in response, moving in to kiss her again as he slipped his hand under her panties to touch her bare skin. She moaned loudly into his mouth, removing her hand from inside his pants and wrapping her arms around his neck to pull him in closer.

"That's more like it." He slid his fingers through her folds, slicking them with her arousal before dipping his middle finger into her sex. He began to leisurely move his digit in and out of her hole, closing the gap between their faces again with a slow, passionate kiss. "Such a good girl, so wet for me." He chuckled as he pulled away for air, adding a second finger to stretch her out a little more. She bit her lip and moaned with a smile, looking up at him as she ground her hips against his hand.

"'Cause you make me feel so good," She whispered, running her hands along his arms. He smirked down at her and raised an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah?" He inquired, tilting his head to the side a bit with a grin. He continued to move his hand at a slow and steady pace, his eyes fixated on her emerald gaze. "Why don't you tell me just how good I make you feel, huh?" He began to move his wrist quicker, feeling her walls clench around his fingers. She panted and tugged at the sleeves of his shirt, grinding down hard against his hand.

"So good," She whimpered, her brows turning upward in a longing expression. "Fuck, feels so good, love it when you play with my pussy baby."

He felt his cock twitch under his pants as she spoke so boldly, slowing his wrist movement again and diving down to take one of her nipples between his lips once more. He lashed at it with his tongue, and when he was done he dragged his mouth across her chest to the other one to do the same. She moaned loudly again, in turn causing Shikamaru to groan against her flesh. He trailed his tongue up her chest to her collarbone, then to her neck, then to the shell of her ear. He suckled on her earlobe as he continued to thrust his fingers into her.

"Daddy's gonna fuck you so good tonight." He growled into her ear, tracing his tongue along her earlobe before shifting to look down at her with a devilish grin. The look alone was enough to make her cunt throb. He felt her clench around his fingers and he slid them out of her hole to circle her clit. "Sounds like you're into that, aren't you?"

She nodded her head and ground her hips against his digits, wrapping her arms around the back of his neck to pull him into a kiss. As soon as their lips met, they let their tongues explore the other's mouth, swirling around in a heated dance. Shikamaru slipped both hands into the elastic waistband of Yuuna's leggings and underwear, and slid them down past her ankles and off of her legs. He began to shift backwards on the couch, kissing down her neck as he went. His lips traveled to her collarbone, then across the expanse of her chest, then down to her stomach, and then stopped as he hovered his lips above her aching clit. He massaged her inner thighs, squeezing them and running his hands up and down, pulling apart her folds to get a good look at her dripping, trembling hole. He shifted forward slightly to kiss her clit, and again, and again, spreading her pussy open. She whimpered at the sensation, bucking her hips forward. He looked up at her as he held her lips open, kissing her nerves again.

"What's the matter?" He grumbled with a sly grin on his face, his lips just barely touching her flesh as he spoke.

She grabbed onto the back of his head and tried to pull him forward but he didn't budge. She tried to grind her hips forward but he pulled back every time, denying her the relief she wanted. "C-C'mon, please, I need it," She whined, brows turning up to look at her husband desperately.

"Need what?" He chuckled as he continued to pull apart her folds, teasing her further. "You know I can't give you what you want unless you tell me what it is."

Her face burned hot. He did this every time, and he knew it was a surefire way to get her flustered and submissive. She bit down on her lip and gripped down onto his head. "L-Lick my p-pussy," She whispered, averting his gaze. He squinted at her and called out to her to bring her attention back to him.

"If you're gonna tell me what you want, you better look me in the eyes when you tell me," He growled between her legs, "Otherwise I'm not doing a goddamn thing."

She could feel her cunt trembling again as he scolded her. She swallowed and looked him in the eyes, face hot and flushed, "I–...I want you to l-lick my pussy, please," She pleaded quietly. Her clit throbbed as he spread her cunt open again, swallowing as she saw him smile.

"I don't quite think I heard you." He growled, breath hot on her skin, his lips once again barely touching her sensitive bud. She gripped down tightly onto his head, grasping at his hair, watching him with needy eyes.

"I want you to lick my pussy," She spoke loudly, her body trembling as she felt the build up of pressure in her gut, desperate for release. "Please, I w-want you to lick my pussy and make me cum…!!"

Without another word, Shikamaru dove forward and began lashing his tongue against her clit and she immediately let out a lewd moan that echoed through their empty home. She ground down against his tongue as it lapped at her clit, pulling one of her hands up to her breast to massage the flesh between her fingers. He let out a soft groan at the taste of her on his tongue, wrapping his arms around her thighs and holding her against his mouth as he continued to devour her sex like he'd never get another chance. He dug his fingernails into her thighs and nodded his head along as he licked from her entrance to her clit and then back, dipping his tongue into her entrance and fucking her with his mouth.

She moaned out loud again, flicking her thumb over her nipple as her other hand buried itself in Shikamaru's hair, watching as he ate her pussy like a starved animal. He groaned again at the taste of her on his tongue, pulling out of her clenching walls and whipping his tongue against her puffy clit. Her breathing became laboured as the telltale signs of her approaching orgasm were drawing closer. He shifted one hand from her thigh, inserting two fingers into her hole as he began to thrust. She bucked her hips forward, grinding against his face as her moans got louder and louder, doing nothing but spurring him on more. He grinned as she squirmed around, using his free hand to press down hard against her womb, keeping her in place.

"C'mon, baby, cum for Daddy," He grunted, watching her blissful expression as he pleasured her. He could feel her walls tightening around his fingers and the corners of his mouth turned up into a smug smile as he listened to her falling apart on his tongue. "Atta girl, cum for me, yeah?"

With his instruction, Yuuna's back arched up off of the couch as she rode his tongue and fingers, her eyes rolling back into her skull with a lewd moan as she climaxed. Her body shook and squirmed as she rolled her hips against his face, riding out her orgasm, panting to catch her breath. He continued to suckle on her aching clit as she came around his fingers, lips pulled into a triumphant smile as he watched her expression of pure ecstacy. As she came down from her high she bucked her hips and writhed around, her entire body sensitive from her orgasm. He pulled his fingers out from her soaking cunt and sat up, crawling overtop of her with a huff. He leaned in close and shoved his tongue past her lips, cupping the back of her head with one hand as he held her face against his. A lewd moan slipped out of her throat at the taste of her pussy on his tongue and it sent a throb right between her legs. He pulled away to catch his breath and she panted beneath him, eyes glassed over with pleasure.

"You're gonna walk over to the bedroom, get naked, then get on the bed on all fours. Your ass better be up in the air by the time I get in there, understood?" He growled, glaring down at her with a primal hunger in his eyes. She nodded her head a few times and was shifting to get off the couch. Unsatisfied with her response, Shikamaru scoffed and gave her a light slap on the cheek. He grabbed her face between his fingers and squished her face, forcing her to look up at him. "Is that how you address me?"

"Y-Yes sir," She answered again, speech impaired slightly from his hand squeezing her lips together. He smirked and released her face, pulling back from her to allow her to sit up.

She scooted off the couch and quickly made her way to their bedroom. Shikamaru watched her as she walked down the hallway, making sure to get a good look at her ass as it bounced with every step she took. When she was out of sight he let out a satisfied chuckle. With one arm draped over the back of the sofa, he moved the other down to fist his cock and give it a few steady strokes. When he heard the creaking of their bed, he stood up and walked down the hallway to the threshold of their bedroom. As he had requested of her, Yuuna had removed her clothes and was laying face down on the bed, her legs spread and her ass up in the air. He smirked and strolled over to the bed, removing his trousers, and sunk his knees into the mattress behind her.

He ran his hands along the expanse of her ass, giving it a squeeze before landing a harsh spank against her skin. She jolted and let out a yelp. He massaged her ass cheek to ease the pain before repeating the process until the skin was burning bright red. He fisted his cock again and gave it a few steady pumps before sliding it through her dripping folds a few times, then pulled his hips back and slapped his shaft against her asshole. He wrapped her ass cheeks around his cock as he began to slowly grind his hips forward. She let out a quiet, needy moan at the sensation, feeling her cunt throb at the thought of his cock inside her.

"F-Fuck, p-please," She whined, wiggling her hips invitingly. "N-Need it, n-need your cock."

He leaned forward, pressing his chest against her back, kissing the back of her neck. "What do you need, huh?"

"Fuck me," She replied without hesitation, backing her hips up against him. "Need your cock inside me, n-need you to stretch me out, p-please…!"

He chuckled at her desperation and kissed her neck again, then down her back. He sat up and ran his cock through her folds again, coating it with her arousal before pushing the head of his cock past her entrance. He pushed his hips forward and buried his cock deep into her cunt, the head of his cock pressing against her cervix. She mewled loudly, the position allowing him to hit deep into her pussy. She began to bounce her hips on his cock, her face pressed into the pillows as she panted. He grabbed a handful of her ass and squeezed the skin, gripping onto it tightly as he matched her pace.

The room quickly filled with the sounds of lewd squelching, skin slapping, and lustful moans. Shikamaru tipped his head to the side as he watched his cock disappear into her cunt, fucking hard into her soaking pussy with ease. He let one hand rest at his side and pressed the other flat against the small of her back, holding her down. He huffed with a devilish grin as an idea crossed his mind. He spat down onto her asshole and circled it with the pad of his thumb. Yuuna's body reacted to the sensation and he could feel her walls tightening around his cock. He then slowly inserted his thumb past her rim down to the first knuckle.

"Fuuuuuck–...!!" She moaned, her eyes rolling back as he began to thrust his thumb in and out of her asshole in rhythm with his cock.

"Like that, don't you?" He grunted, sinking his thumb deeper into her hole. She nodded in agreement, moving one of her hands to her clit where she began to rub it with her fingers. He felt her walls clench around his cock again and he pulled his thumb from her ass, spitting down on it again and inserting his middle and ring fingers instead. She groaned hungrily as he scissored his digits inside her hole, bouncing her ass harder against his cock and fingers, flicking quickly at her clit. "Yeah, that's a good girl."

Her eyes crossed and her brows furrowed upwards as she felt her orgasm drawing close. He inserted a third finger into her ass, thrusting hard as his cock throbbed inside her cunt. It was enough to push her over the edge, and she screamed out loud as she came around his cock, rubbing her clit fast as she let her orgasm take over her body. She twitched underneath him, her knees trembling as she continued to slowly trace circles around her clit and back her hips up against him.

"Look at you, falling apart on my cock like a dirty little slut," He groaned, slowing his hips and leaning forward so his chest was pressed against her back. He ground his cock lazily into her hole, kissing her neck and nibbling on her earlobe. "What do you say to me for making you cum, huh?"

"Th-Thank you," she sputtered, her eyes halfway closed and her hips shaking as she felt his fingers moving inside her ass and his cock sliding in and out of her hole. He scoffed and used his free hand to grab onto her face and pull her head up, locking eyes with his wife.

"Thank you what?" He grunted, leisurely rutting his hips against hers. She swallowed and a quiet moan slipped past her lips.

"Th-Thank you, sir," She slurred, eyes fluttering halfway closed and rolling back into her skull getting drunk off his dick.

He grinned and released her face from his grip, pressing his lips to her cheek and licking at her salty skin, "Atta girl." He pulled his head away from hers and sat up, pressing his free hand flat against the side of her head and pushing her into the pillows. He tipped his head to the side and watched his cock disappear inside her, pulling his fingers out from her asshole and instead dug them into her hips. The lustful whine she gave didn't go unnoticed. Shikamaru squinted down at her and sucked the air through his teeth. "What's the matter? You want this hole filled up too?"

He felt her nod under his hand and the wicked grin on his lips only grew wider. Keeping himself buried deep inside her cunt, he stopped moving to reach over to her bedside table. He opened the drawer to find her hidden stash of toys he knew were there. Leaning over, he reached into the drawer to pull out her bottle of lube and her favourite toy; a large, mint green, silicone dildo. He'd come home late a handful of times to see her shoving it quickly back into the drawer to try and hide it, but he knew right away what she was hiding from him. He opened the bottle of lubricant and squeezed some of the water-based liquid onto the tip of the dildo, letting it drip down the rubber shaft. He pressed the head of the toy up against her asshole.

"This what you wanted?" He inquired with a cocked eyebrow and a sly grin as he once more began to move his hips against hers. She looked at him over her shoulder, eyes hazy and full of lust.

"Yes sir," she squeaked, nodding her head and staring at the silicone toy. Her mouth began to water and she licked her lips. He scoffed and furrowed his brow.

"And what exactly is it that you want?" He pressed, rutting his cock into her at a lax pace. He could see Yuuna's face burn bright red and it brought a grin right back to his face.

"C-Cock…in my a-ass…" She mewled, pushing her hips back against her husband and the toy in an attempt to satisfy her need for feeling full. She swallowed thickly and picked herself up, supporting her weight with her hands and fisting the bed sheets beneath her. She turned her head to look at him and meet his eyes with a needy whine. "P-Please, want you to fill me up, f-fuck my ass and my pussy."

He let out a groan and shoved the dildo into her ass all the way to the base and she let out a cry of mixed pleasure and pain. The sudden gesture caused her to lose her balance and she fell forward, burying her face in the pillows once more. He leaned over her, ramming his cock deep into her sex as he thrusted the toy swiftly in and out of her ass.

"Dirty little slut," He growled, pressing his lips against her shoulder and biting at her skin. She let out a slew of moans as the pressure built up in her gut once more. He smirked against her salty skin, moving both his wrist and his hips at a steady pace. He glanced back to watch the green cock slide in and out of her tight ass, grunting as he moved the toy quicker. He continued to ram the fake cock into her hole, matching the pace with his hips as he plowed into her cunt. The intensity of the combined thrusts was enough to send her hurtling towards another orgasm, crying out his name in ecstasy as her vision went white.

Her eyes crossed and her body convulsed as she gripped onto the pillow, tears spilling down her cheeks at the immense pleasure that racked her body. He huffed and slowed his pace to catch his breath.

"That's my good girl," he praised, kissing her shoulder again. He moved his lips to meet hers, licking into her mouth and groaning against her tongue. He pulled away with a pant, saliva dribbling down his chin as his tongue lolled from his mouth for a moment. He pressed his lips against her ear and whispered, "You're gonna get on top of me and fuck yourself on my cock, understood?"

Her eyelids fluttered as he spoke and she compliantly nodded her head. She felt his body moving away from hers and whined when he pulled out of her holes. He sat behind her for a moment and gave her ass a light spank, groping her flesh in his hands and pulling her ass cheeks apart. He watched as her hole twitched and gaped now that it was empty, smirking from above her.

"So desperate to be full, aren't you sweetheart?" He muttered, landing another smack against her skin. The harsh contact made her yelp and her body shook. He kneaded her flesh between his fingers, slicking the dildo up with her arousal before dipping it back into her ass again only twice. He pulled the toy out of her hole and watched it gape again as she looked over her shoulder at him and whined.

He flashed another sly smile to her and moved to lay down next to her on his back. She got on top of her husband, straddling his waist and pressing her hands down against his chest. She began to roll her hips against him, rubbing her sensitive clit against his shaft. His hands moved to her waist where his nails dug into her flesh, watching her hips move against his body. He bit at his lip and groaned, throwing his head back into the pillow and bucking his hips up against her. She giggled as she moved, watching his expression from above him.

"Does that feel good, baby?" She purred, circling her hips languidly against Shikamaru's. He looked up into her eyes and furrowed his brow with a scoff, grabbing a fistful of her hair and snapping her head to the side. She shut her eyes and let out a hiss at the stinging on her scalp. Her eyes opened to see his glaring daggers back at her.

"Don't you go thinking that you're in charge just because you're on top," he growled into the air. He tugged her hair again and she whimpered, shutting her eyes once more. "Now do what I told you to do."

One emerald eye met his intense mocha gaze. She nodded her head as much as the grip on her hair would allow her to. "Y-Yes sir." She submitted. His frown turned up into a smirk and he released his grip on her head, shifting his hand to rest on her waist instead.

He watched as she scooted back a little and took the bottle of lube off the bed. She flipped the cap open and squeezed the cold liquid down onto his aching cock, using her free hand to stroke his length and spread the lube down his shaft. She turned around so her back was facing him and wiggled her hips as she lined the head of his cock up with her ass. With a gasp, she lowered herself down onto his cock, burying him deep inside of her. She panted as she moved her hips up then sunk back down onto him. He snaked his hands up to her waist and sucked the air through his teeth, digging his fingers into her plush skin and watching as his girth disappeared inside her asshole. The tightness made his dick throb and he couldn't stop himself from letting out a pleasured groan.

She leaned forward, pressing her hands into the mattress to keep herself upright as she began to bounce her hips against his cock. She worked herself up into a steady rhythm as she adjusted for the stretch and it wasn't long before she was a mewling mess above him. He matched Yuuna's pace, fucking up into her ass and slapping his hips against hers with labored grunts.

"So fucking tight," he muttered, exhaling sharply through his nose. He watched his cock disappear deep inside her body and he licked his lips. She moved one hand from the mattress to her cunt, spreading her folds apart to caress her aching clit. She circled it with her fingers, dipping her digits inside her entrance and flicking her wrist. Her eyes crossed a little at the sensation, letting a soft whimper roll off her tongue. She glanced down next to her to see her favourite toy laying on the bed. Her pussy throbbed at the thought of having another cock inside her. She pulled her fingers from her hole and picked the dildo up, running it through her folds and coating it with her arousal before pushing it all the way into her sex with ease. She leaned forward, pressing her chest against the mattress and bouncing her hips against the two dicks inside of her.

Her eyelids fluttered half closed and her eyes crossed, her brow turning up as the pleasure grew inside her gut. She yelped in surprise as he landed another spank against her skin, then massaged the flesh between his fingers. He repeated the action a few times, bucking his hips upwards but for the most part letting her do the work. He landed one more slap against her skin before sitting up just enough to snake his arm around her waist and pull her down so her back was flush with his chest. He dug his heels into the mattress and thrusted up fast into her asshole, his cock twitching as her tightness wrapped around him. She met his pace with the dildo, ramming the toy fast and deep into her pussy. Her breath hitched in her throat as the pleasure began to build up inside of her. He watched over her shoulder as she fucked herself with the toy, biting down against her shoulder and slamming his hips up into hers. She let out another yelp and pressed her head back, staring up wide eyed at the ceiling of their bedroom. He repeated the action again, and again, hitting deep inside her with every roll of his hips. He grunted as he held his hips against her ass, panting to catch his breath and watch as she slid the dildo in and out of her wet hole.

"Fuck," she muttered, eyes slamming shut as she bucked her hips forward, both cocks dragging against her walls. Her breathing became labored as her hand moved faster. The head of the dildo punched her cervix with each thrust inside her and she could feel her legs trembling.

He watched over her shoulder again as she used the toy. "Gonna cum again?" He prodded, moving his hips against her once he had caught his breath. He began to move faster, not quite matching the pace of her hand but thrusting hard and deep inside of her ass. She nodded at his question, eyes glassed over with pleasure as tears threatened to fall down her cheeks. He wrapped his other arm tight around her waist and began to thrust up hard into her, matching the rhythm she had set for herself.

Her eyes widened and she cried shamelessly out into the air as the coil inside her gut finally snapped, sending her nerves into overdrive. Her holes clenched tightly around the cocks inside her, and a clear liquid gushed out from her cunt as she came. It splashed onto the bed sheets, soaking through to the mattress around their feet. His eyes narrowed hungrily, watching her hips convulse as she squirted.

"My wife is such a messy girl," He purred into her ear, slowing his hips to an easy, steady rhythm. "Cumming so hard she soaked through the sheets. And now the bed is all wet, what a drag."

She laid on top of him, chest heaving for air as her orgasm subsided. He ran his hands up and down her salty skin, kissing her neck from underneath her, gripping onto her tight. He grasped onto her waist and pushed her up and off of his stiff girth, scooting over to the side and laying her down next to him. He skated his hand down to the front of her body where he grabbed onto the suctioned end of the dildo and slowly pulled it from her clenching pussy, tossing it to the side and ghosting his fingers over her sensitive skin. His hand moved up from her pelvis to her stomach, then to her chest where he grabbed a handful of one of her tits to squeeze and massage, before letting it bounce and settle against her chest as his fingers moved up to her neck. He slipped his hand behind her head and pulled her into a fiery kiss, nodding his head along and licking into her mouth. Her tongue glided against his, a slew of moans dripping off of it as his hand moved back down her body again. He slipped it under her thigh and propped her leg up against his forearm, dipping his fingers into her sensitive core. She twitched at the stimulation but didn't push him away, instead bringing her hand up to touch his face and pull him in closer to her. They pulled away from each other to catch their breath, hot air fanning against the other's face as a string of saliva connected their tongues.

"How's about daddy knocks you up now, huh?" he grinned, looking down at her lips. He watched as she took her lower lip between her teeth and nodded just a little, then pressed his lips against hers once more. He let out a moan against her mouth as he moved his fingers inside of her, curling them upwards to rub against her walls. He pulled away and their eyes locked. "I wanna hear you say it."

"Please," she begged with a pant, reaching her hand down and curling her thin fingers around his cock to give it a few steady strokes. Her emerald eyes reflected in the mocha that stared back at her and she swallowed the desire that was in her throat. Her other hand came up to meet his face, brushing her fingertips against his cheek. “Cum inside me, I want you to make me pregnant.”

His breath hitched in his throat hearing the words come from her mouth and he involuntarily let a groan sound in his throat. Shikamaru surged forward to kiss her again, their tongues meeting with a desperate moan. She used one arm to support her weight on the bed and wrapped the other around the back of his neck, holding him close to her. He pulled his fingers out from her core and grabbed hold of his girth from her, lining the tip up with her entrance. He slowly pushed his hips forward, the head of his cock breaching her tight hole. He gave in to his desire and slammed his hips forward, a hungry growl escaping him as he buried himself deep inside of her. He pressed his forehead against hers as he rutted into her, her walls clenching around him and making him lose his composure. He pinched his brow and closed his eyes as he plunged deep inside of her cunt. He dug his fingers into the flesh of her thigh, holding her leg up to give him room to move. He set a frantic pace, rocking the bed as he dug his heels into the mattress, losing any and all control that he had. Every punch of his hips had his cock hitting her cervix. The pain was enough to make her cry out, but the pleasure she felt far outweighed the ache.

They were both a mess; panting through their noses and moaning against each other's lips, fingers digging into flesh, hips rolling together in sync. Yuuna's skin was on fire, overstimulated from the countless orgasms she'd already had, yet her gut still burned with longing. Her moans increased in volume and she had to pull away from his face to catch her breath as he plowed into her, eyes shutting tight and white knuckle grasping at the bed sheets. He moved his hand down from its spot against her thigh to run his middle and ring fingers in fast circles around her clit, determined to push her towards one final climax before he gave in to his own lust. She began to shake her head as she pulled away from his lips, gasping for air and eyes spilling tears.

"I-I can't, I c-can't…!" She hiccuped, vision blurring as she writhed around underneath him from the assault on her nerves. He pressed his lips to hers again, groaning into her mouth as he flicked his wrist at a pace that almost matched his hips.

"Yes you can," He challenged, his voice husky, a primal look in his eyes. "And you're going to."

Every touch of his body against hers felt like fire under her skin. It was almost too much to bear. He edged her closer and closer to that final burning climax, and when it hit her, she cried out his name and began to tremble as her back arched up off of the bed. She stared up at the ceiling with wide opened eyes as fresh tears cascaded down her cheeks, tongue hanging from her mouth, chest heaving desperately as she tried to catch her breath.

He skated his hand back up to her thigh where he grabbed onto her leg and squeezed it in his arms, slamming his hips hard against hers. He could feel the knot inside him unraveling and he closed his eyes tight, allowing the pleasure to finally take him over. His thrusts grew sloppy as he came inside of her with a guttural moan, rolling his hips against hers as he shot thick spurts of his hot cum deep inside her, fucking it into her womb.

"So good baby, you did so good," he huffed in exertion. He laid there next to her and allowed himself to ride out his high, giving his hips a few more shallow bucks until finally he came to a halt. He pressed his forehead to hers gently with his eyes closed. "You did so fucking good."

She laid next to him and whimpered as her body twitched, finally releasing the death grip she had on the bed sheets. Her legs trembled and shook as she stretched them out flat, Shikamaru pulling out of her as a result. Giving a little sniffle, she used the back of her hand to wipe the tears off her cheeks and she smiled at him.

"That was…"

"A little too intense?" He chuckled softly, kissing the tip of her nose as he caressed her burning skin. "Guess I got a little carried away. Sorry about that."

"No, it's fine!" She giggled dismissively at him. "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't expecting it."

"Had to take advantage of the opportunity to fuck you silly without worrying about Shikaro, it'd be a drag if I had let it go to waste." He teased, wrapping his arms around Yuuna's waist and nuzzling his nose against her neck. She laughed out loud at his words, humming contently and wrapping her arms around the back of his neck.

"Do you think it worked?" She pondered. He scoffed and looked up at her without moving his head.

"With all that effort I put into it, it better have fucking worked." He complained, his voice muffled as he spoke against her skin. She chuckled and hummed, running her fingers through his long dark hair and gently scratching his scalp.

"Well, if it didn't, at least we got to have some much needed time together." She pointed out with a grin. He dragged his fingertips along her back, tracing the scar that resided in the middle of it. "And if it did, then we have another baby. So it's win-win."

He pulled his head away from her body just enough to stare down at her stomach. He shifted one of his hands from her back and smoothed it along her skin until it rested flat against her navel. With a grin, he looked up into her eyes and pressed his lips against hers in a sweet kiss. He pulled away after a quiet moment and a mischievous grin pulled at the corners of his mouth.

"We should get a babysitter more often."

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Blessings | Kakashi Hatake x Reader |

author's note: hello again! this is something i wrote a while back when i finished watching naruto. kakashi is one of my favorite characters and this is the first thing i wrote featuring him, and the only thing i actually finished with him. this story is a little different than what you would probably expect, as this is an AU and kakashi and the reader are the adopted parents of naruto and sasuke. i hope you enjoy this little fluff piece! i also apologize for any spelling and grammar errors!

pairing: kakashi x reader

warnings: modern au, naruto and sasuke are children, brief mentions of death and suicide, brief mention of sex

A soft sigh broke the silence in the kitchen. Your two boys, Naruto and Sasuke, were in the living room playing together. They were peaceful for now, but you kept an eye on them anyway. It didn't take much for your little ones to start arguing, be it over toys, the tv channel that was playing, or who got to hold mom's hand when they went on family walks. You smiled softly when Naruto hugged his adopted brother, and Sasuke happily returned it, perhaps under the guise that you wouldn't witness the moment. The picture you just took, however, would prove him wrong many years later.

With another sigh, you glance over at the timer on the oven. Fifteen more minutes and the frozen pizza would be ready. It wasn't your intention to serve pizza tonight, and especially not at this hour of eight o'clock at night. But your attempt at ordering Mexican food, a favorite of your dear babies, was foiled by the delivery driver stealing the food but marking it as delivered anyway. You'd have to treat them to it another time, since it would take too long for an attempted redelivery tonight. Maybe when their father returned home from his work trip you could go to the restaurant in person, as a family. And to sweeten the deal further, you'd let them invite one friend each.

Stealing another glance at the boys (it became much too quiet in the two minutes your attention was on your thoughts) you couldn't hide the smile when you saw them settled onto the couch and watching tv. They were four years old now and had been together since they were babies. Naruto's parents, your brother Minato and his wife Kushina, unfortunately passed away on the day of his birth. There had been a crash on the way to the hospital, and neither made it out of that hospital alive. They had asked you to be their precious son's godmother right when they learned of the pregnancy, and while you loathed to have to take the position, and especially so early in Naruto's life, you swore to protect Naruto and give him the life he deserved, the one his parents would've given him if they could.

Your husband had the same duties for your other son. Sasuke was just a few months older than Naruto, and he was placed in your care just weeks before Naruto was. Tragedy struck the young Uchiha in the form of his father getting a life sentence in prison for embezzlement and insider trading just to be able to afford Sasuke's elder brother Itachi's medical treatments. Consoling him on those late nights was no easy task. Even as an infant, he knew the people holding him were not the ones he was used to. His brother died of a rare sickness just one month after Sasuke was born, and his mother was overcome with her postpartum depression and grief. You thanked her in a prayer every morning for calling Kakashi that dreadful night before she ended her life. She didn't have the strength to continue, but she was able to make sure her baby would be safe. Her love as a mother was doubted by those in town, but that phone call was all the evidence that you needed to know she loved Sasuke.

To have two infants on your hands with such short notice wasn't easy (especially as you mourned your brother and saw him every single time you looked at Naruto) and it cost you your job, but Kakashi did as he always did and found a way to make things better. He worked hard to pick up the financial slack and also helped with the boys as soon as he would get home each evening. He was exhausted every night, you knew, but he didn't utter any complaints. He had his duties to those children and to you, his wife. Hatake Kakashi was the greatest man you ever knew.

Pulling yourself away from the tragic happenings of your children, you lit your phone's screen to view any notifications. Aside from a text from Gaara's mother attempting to set up another playdate, you had no messages. It wasn't very surprising, honestly. Kakashi wasn't expected to return home for a few more days, and while he was known to send messages throughout his workday with witty comments about those around him, today hadn't been one of those days. He'd sent a text that morning and called the boys around noon when they tried to refuse a nap (you loved his scary dad voice, admittedly) but other than that he was presumably busy with work and hadn't been able to chat much.

You always missed that man when he was away.

The oven's timer went off, and Naruto bounced up from the couch and rushed to the kitchen, giddy and ready to eat. "Peesha time!" He squealed.

You chuckled softly and scooped him up, setting him on his chair at the table, a little booster seat sitting atop it since he recently was able to graduate from the high chair, but was still just a touch too short and much too wiggly to have total freedom at the table. "Patience, darling."

Naruto pouted and crossed his arms while you removed the hot pizza from the oven, setting it on the stovetop to cool. Sasuke toddled in just after that and he too was swept up and into his own booster seat. He frowned at you, cheeks puffed out and eyes defiant. He simply didn't think he should have to be in the booster; and to his credit, you and Kakashi wouldn't have bothered with it at all if the boy was tall enough. He wasn't full of blossoming, all-consuming energy like his brother and you didn't have to worry about him running away to avoid eating his vegetables. It wasn't like Naruto hadn't tried that before (more like every night) but his fingers were just too clumsy to unlock the simple mechanism keeping him in the seat.

You kissed Sasuke's forehead, compromising with him silently and not latching the booster's belt. His frown vanished and his dark eyes then focused on the pizza on the stove. He could tell by the smell it was his absolute favorite: plain cheese with a crust stuffed full of more cheese.

"Eh!" Naruto whined, giving his own forehead an open-palmed whack.

"Naruto." You chided softly, smiling as you grasped his little hand and gave him a kiss as well. "Be gentle."

Naruto's smile was bright and he smacked his hands on the table as his stomach growled loud enough for you to hear, and even Sasuke's tummy rumbled unhappily. "Food!" The little blond yelled.

"I'm on it, babies!" You moved to cut the pizza and then further cut them into bite size pieces before setting the plates on the table. Sasuke was a neat boy and picked up his little fork to eat with, whereas Naruto used his hands like usual. With a grimace, you resigned yourself to your fate that you could not go even one day without having to bathe Naruto due to his messy eating.

The front door opened up and you frowned, panic striking instantly. But just as soon as it appeared, the fear was dispelled once you caught a glimpse of the supposed intruder. "Kakashi!"

Sasuke gasped and jumped out of his seat, which made Naruto start to yell and complain that he couldn't move to see his father too. "Pa!" Sasuke cooed, jumping into his father's large, outstretched arms. Kakashi stood and kissed his son's cheek, settling him onto his hip and moving to the kitchen before Naruto's tantrum could worsen.

He ruffled his blond boy's hair and leaned down to give him a greeting kiss, standing up straight to finally look at you too. He smiled gently, and you could see how tired he was when you looked into his eyes. "Surprise." He laughed softly, ignoring how Sasuke fiddled with the collar of his cotton t-shirt and then brought his hand to his mouth after Naruto shoved a piece of his pizza into his father's hand.

You smiled and stepped forward for a brief kiss that was interrupted by Sasuke's little hand pushing his dad's face away from his mom's lips. He wasn't much of a fan of sharing his mom's kisses. "Welcome home, my love." You wouldn't bother asking why he was home now until the boys were in bed.

Kakashi smiled and swooped in to steal another kiss, sticking his tongue out at Sasuke after. He set him back onto his chair and you served him his own plate of pizza too before you sat down again. Naruto patted the table in your husband's direction, and Kakashi sighed. "You sure like to cash in on favors early." He murmured with a tiny smile before returning a small bite of pizza to replace the one Naruto had lovingly given him just minutes ago.

Brat. You shook your head softly, but your lips curved up at the ends too.

Dinner was spent with the boys talking Kakashi's ear off about their last three days without him, and your husband was unable to even ask any questions himself between their barrage of talking. Sasuke was your quiet boy for sure, but even he couldn't resist being excited whenever his beloved Pa returned home.

As soon as dinner was finished, Kakashi sprang into action and started the nightly routine, which was officially behind schedule now as the time neared a quarter after nine o'clock. Naruto was bathed rather quickly, not leaving as much playtime as he would prefer, but his lack of protesting was mere proof it was past his bedtime. While you finished up the bath, Kakashi was getting Sasuke into his pajamas and helping him brush his teeth.

You couldn't help the swell of pride in your chest when the boys were finally in bed and listening to their Pa read them a bedtime story. Kakashi was sitting in between their little beds and animating the stories, as he did every time, with his voices and gestures. You had wonderful children, and the perfect man to raise them with alongside you.

You waited at the doorway for Kakashi to finish telling the story, and when he was done you both gave the boys goodnight hugs and kisses. They yawned and curled up in their beds, content settling in them for the night. With a soft click, their door was shut and they were officially down for the count.

Kakashi took your hand and led you to your own bedroom, kissing your knuckles before letting go. "Rest of the trip was cancelled." He explained simply, with a yawn he tried to hide in his elbow. "Bad weather coming."

"Not to be happy about work being disrupted but..." You cupped his face and smiled up at him, thumb brushing over his beauty mark. "I am glad you're home."

His strong arms wrapped around you and pulled you close, and he laid his head on top of yours. "Me too. It's far too quiet on those trips; I can't function without Naruto's yelling."

You laughed and stood there for a while, just taking the time to relax and ease your minds. Time alone was scarce ever since the boys came into your care. Moments like these were sometimes all you could steal together. It wasn't until Kakashi started to lose his balance that you let go and moved away.

"Uh-uh, you are not falling asleep standing up again."

Your husband merely whined just like your sons would, first pulling off his shirt and pants, then flopping onto the bed face first, his arms stretched out with a happy sigh. He loved this bed, and loathed the ones in the hotels he had to sleep in during various business trips. "I should work from home..." He yawned into his pillow.

"You don't think it would drive you crazy?" You hummed, slipping into a nightgown before you approached the bed. You pressed one hand to the bare, warm skin of his toned back before lifting one knee onto the bed and crawling forward.

"You manage just fine."

You couldn't help but laugh. "I think you've forgotten your boys aren't in school yet."

"Why are they my boys when they're misbehaving and mischievous, but they're all yours when they're sweet and loving?" Kakashi deadpanned.

You kissed his shoulder blade and started to gently work some of the tension from his back. "Because they learned it from you."

All Kakashi could manage was an offended scoff. Silence fell between you and your husband, comfortably, as you massaged him. Several pleased groans escaped his lips and you felt him relax beneath you with each moment that passed.

"Tried to treat the boys with Mexican tonight." You muttered. "Driver stole the food. Had to improvise."

Kakashi hummed, accepting the reason why bedtime was late. Not that it mattered that much to him; on the rare occasion that you were the one out of town, he let the boys stay up until they fell asleep on their own. Of course, you weren't exactly aware of that tidbit of his parenting. "We'll make it up to them soon."

"Karura wants to set up a playdate soon for the boys and Gaara."

"I'm sure Sakura is itching to come play with Sasuke soon too." Kakashi mumbled, his eyes closed and body fully relaxed. "God, look at us..."

You chuckled softly. "To think we'd be parents." You murmured quietly. "We went from nice furniture and plenty of money to this in the blink of an eye."

Kakashi hummed, not committing himself any further into the conversation. He loved every bit of his life; nobody could ever say he didn't. The same went for you. Those boys would have to be pried from your cold, dead hands.

But admittedly, it'd be nice to freely have sex again. A benefit to being in a neighborhood with so many children the same age was the playdates and sleepovers. He'd be pawning the boys off for a night as soon as possible; god, he couldn't wait for them to start school.

You bit back a yawn in an attempt to hide it, but unfortunately your husband was more perceptive than you gave his current condition credit for. "I'm plenty comfy, honey. Lay down with me."

Kakashi turned the lights off while you settled in, then came around to envelop his warm, muscled body around yours. One large hand rubbed your belly absentmindedly, the other hand moving to tilt your chin up for a gentle kiss. You maintained the contact until the awkwardness of the position started to strain your neck, breaking the kiss after and settling back in as you were.

Your husband's lips had kept busy, scattering small kisses along your shoulder and neck for a few moments more. He gave you a final squeeze and adjusted your body slightly, so your rear was pressed just to his groin area. In that way, your bodies fit together just right, like puzzle pieces.

Kakashi pressed a kiss to the shell of your ear. "I love you."

"I love you too."

He nuzzled his face in your hair. You clasped your fingers with the ones he had against your stomach, humming lightly. Just as you were about to succumb to sleep, little feet were padding against the hardwood floors of the hall, and with a considerable effort, your bedroom door was opened up. Kakashi held back his tired sigh and sat up to see his two boys standing at the door.

"Pa." Naruto whimpered, leading the charge to the king-sized bed. Sasuke followed closely behind him after closing the door back, Kakashi lifting them both into bed with you.

"What's wrong?" He asked, wiping at his eyes.

"Scary noise." Naruto was on the verge of tears at this point. You turned on your other side to face them and pulled the toddler into your arms, pressing a soft kiss into his blond hair.

"Probably the tree." Kakashi mumbled. There was a branch that would sometimes tap against the boy's bedroom window if it got windy enough. He just hadn't had any time to prune it lately.

He moved Sasuke to lay beside Naruto, pulling the comforter back over everyone. Sasuke snuggled deeply into Kakashi's chest once he laid back down. In the darkness, his eyes found yours as the boys quickly fell back asleep, now safe and sound with their parents.

"One day we'll get our bed back." He laughed softly.

"I'm in no rush." You murmured, cupping his face briefly. "Just as soon as the day comes that we get the bed back is the day that the boys will be too independent for Momma and Pa's bed."

Kakashi turned his head to kiss your palm before you settled it on Sasuke's tummy. He gently grasped Naruto's little hand with his finger and thumb, smiling when the boy instinctively closed his tiny fingers around his Pa's one big one. "You're right. As always."

You laughed softly and nuzzled Naruto gently while Kakashi gave Sasuke a few soft kisses on his rather chubby cheeks. All these boys were yours to love and love you in return. You would definitely savor each and every moment you had with them. As you learned four years ago: life was too fleeting to not appreciate everything you had. For the kid's sake, for you and Kakashi, for the four parents that wouldn't get to see their sons grow up, you would count your blessings and savor it all.

#kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake x reader #kakashi x you #kakashi hatake x you #naruto #naruto shippuden #from the moment i started watching naruto i felt so motherly towards him #and as the series went on that feeling increased tenfold #that's my lil guy #my son #fic #papashi au

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atcordare · 1 year

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TWST characters as things my 16 yo brother has done/still does.

Heartslabyul:

RIDDLE: Gave my mom a lecture because she wouldn't stop leaving lights on around the house.

ACE: I make him fine delicious wonderful delicate magnificent ethnic dishes and he fucking puts ketchup in them.

DEUCE: Currently sitting on the couch watching something on TV but he has a chair on his head.

TREY: 5 minutes straight complimenting a brioche bread I brought home from the market. When I had to go back for groceries two weeks later and he asked me to bring it again and I had to tell him I didn't remember which bread it was he was really disappointed.

CATER: Got rickrolled and immediately made the guys reenact the scene to send it to me in a vid and ruin MY morning too.

LEONA: He's a very heavy sleeper so if he wants to get to his school (7 minutes away from our house BTW) on time, which is at 9am, he has to set alarms every five minutes starting at 6.50am. They're extremely loud and everyone in the house wakes up to them. He doesn't. He stills get to school late, just with all of us mad at him.

Savannaclaw:

RUGGIE: Banned from being outside after 8pm because he WILL stop by the kebab place and bring back dinner without anyone asking him and he WILL demand the money back (also inflating the price a bit so he can get some benefits).

JACK: Heard me mention once that I wanted to play Hades so he asked for it on his birthday and gave it to me afterwards.

Octavinelle:

AZUL: He's the only one with physical cash at home so when any of us needs to grab some he's the one to lend it. He asks for it back like not even two days later and he will impose fees if you're late.

FLOYD: Sometimes he'll just grab the cats and reposition them. Like they're nicely sleeping and he just goes over, grabs them and leaves them somewhere else. He also doesn't understand when they get annoyed so he can only pet them in front of me and my mom. (EXTRA: had to leave his rowing team because he was too tall for his league's boats)

JADE: Will cut you off and start explaining advanced mathematics if he wants you to shut up.

Scarabia:

KALIM: *enters my room* HEY CHECK THIS OUT *starts jumping like with his knees to his chest and doesn't stop until he does a particularly high jump* OKAY CATCH YOU LATER *heads to the living room and starts playing the trombone he hasn't even looked at since he was 9*.

JAMIL: He's constantly mumbling his inner monologue but will get annoyed at you if you do the same.

Pomefiore:

VIL: When he was like seven our mom bought knee high boots with a 7cm heel and he stole them and wore them for like a week straight. He can now walk in high heels because of this.

ROOK: *enters my room* Kakashi from Naruto offers you choccy milk. Accept? Deny? *I reply that I shoot him in the chest six times bc I thought he was joking so he throws a choccy milk box at my head* WRONG YOU HEATHEN. *I turn and see him on a Naruto character cosplay-idk which one but definetly not Kakashi*

EPEL: We were at my Mexican extended family's house and we had tacos for lunch. When he heard out grandma in law tell us that we should be careful with the toppings because they were very spicy, he grabbed one of the tortillas, spooned all of the chili and pico de gallo he could get inside of it and ate it just like that. When asked he said he wanted to challenge himself but it doesn't really explain why he had do that another six times especially after making it obvious that he could NOT handle it.

Ignihyde:

IDIA: Used to carry an entire manga collection on his backpack every day. Not a short one either it was an entire 20 manga books on his back every day.

ORTHO: The kids at our school didn't like him very much so me and all of my higher grade friends adopted him. He was the token little kid in the 11th grade friend group.

Diasomnia:

MALLEUS: Sometimes he gets quiet during conversations when something someone said catches his attention. He will think about it, lose the thread of conversation, and, when the topic has already changed at least a few times, he will give his thoughts without even reminding us the context.

SEBEK: I told him once that he's not good playing Tracer at OW so now every time he plays her and wins he yells at me from his room and says I WON AGAIN USING TRACER!!!!

SILVER: Every time one of our cats meows he replicates the noise. We all do. We don't even notice we're doing it at this point.

LILIA: Constantly playing at a JJBA Roblox Roleplay server and when he loses I can hear him yelling at his 12yo teammates.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst meme #twst memes #incorrect twst #incorrect quotes

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wind-becomes-lightning · 9 months

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was bored at work today, wrote some drabbels at the request of and for friends. ( Hawks x OC/ Kakashi x OC / Dabi x OC / Shibi X OC / Kakashi x Zabuza / Fatgum x OC / Kakashi x OC returns)

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Kin & Shibi - Write about your ship celebrating their anniversary. for @qettleqorn

Before you get married, you are usually assaulted with an onslaught of well meaning advice about what the hardest part of marriage might be. Shibi feels like he got an especially high amount of that “good” advice because he was bringing a true outsider into the family. Everything from “she will get fat” (as if that mattered) to “she will just run away with a younger man” (what could he do about such a thing? Never get married?).

But none of them mentioned the truly hardest part about marriage, the fight he saw himself confronted with every year like some real annoying fly that would only come out in summer and then never stop following him around.

What to buy your spouse for your wedding anniversary? That- truly, was the hardest thing about marriage that nobody ever told you about.

As if looking for presents wasn’t already difficult enough, Shibi also managed to get a wife that he can’t buy jewelry for. Well, he probably could buy jewelry for her, but not only does she have already massive amounts of it, but she can also make them herself. Probably better than other stores could. Either way, this option was always out for him.

Year after year, he scraped by with some present or other. A rare species he found or modified to look especially beautiful, a big dinner, a new dress, decoration for the hair, more gem stones for the store, such things. It always put so much stress on him and he never felt it was good enough.

Now, after 15 years of this, he feels completely burned out on ideas. And the anniversary day is right there staring at him on his calendar. His mind is completely blank. There is nothing there. He is empty.

He could always ask Kin to just not gift anything for the anniversary. If they’d agree not to gift each other, he’d be free of his burden. But unfortunately Kin was always a rather good gift giver and would probably not agree, or agree on a “You don’t have to buy me anything, I’ll buy something for you though” basis, which would be no good.

Agony. Pain.

“I don’t know what your problem is,” his eldest son shrugs with his shoulders. “I don’t think mom expects much.” Shibi should know better than to ask teenagers for advice.

“I get my wife flowers too, so you can buy jewelry as well.” Shibi stares at Inochi, no way that guy buys his wife, who owns a flower shop, flowers for their anniversary. “You are so lazy.” Shibi walks away.

“She doesn’t like that sort of romantic stuff,” Shikaku puts his head to the side. “We usually just spent time away with Shikamaru either being with his grandparents or just on his own.” Shibi makes a sour face. What kind of present is “hanging out”? He walks away. Time to give up. His friends are no good either.

Yet, time keeps moving on, as cruel as that may be and the morning of the anniversary Shibi is non the wiser. There is no way he can let Kin know that he has nothing for her this time, that despite his best efforts he came home empty. The only thing he can do is distract her well enough that she won’t notice.

From morning until evening he is there for her at every moment. Making breakfast, helping her in the store, buying her lunch at the café in town she likes. When she askes to see the bug farm he takes her there, to that colourful species she likes. He carries the shopping bags as the sun sets and prepares dinner for the family in the evening. All through out, Kin doesn’t mention the anniversary a single time. His mission is a full success.

Night rolls around and both of them sit next to each other on the couch in their living room, when Kin turns her head and says: “I feel a little bad, despite my best efforts, I could not think of a gift for you for today.”

Shibi feels the sweat at his neck. So she has not forgotten. “Well, I – I’m glad”, he humms. “I couldn’t think of one either.”

Kin blinks: “What do you mean? You gave me one!?”

He blinks back: “No, I didn’t! What should I have given you?”

She laughs, the most beautiful sound in the world. “You spent the entire day with me! That was my gift I thought.” She leans forward and kisses his cheek. “It was the greatest gift too.”

Ah, Shibi thinks, that’s what Shikaku meant.

#prompt things #not my oc

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lorillee · 10 days

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3, 6, 14, 16. i want to see blood

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i have to say the last one i talked about srsly takes the cake but another one i always think of is one person who was complaining about sabo from one piece's existence and was like .wait actually hold on i just remmebred there was this really annoying ace fan i saw let me see if i can dig up me complaining about it ACTUALLY WAIT NO NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED A THIRD REALLY BAD ONE PIECE TAKE. sorry idk if you know one piece thats fine im goign to complain about ti anyways. for my remaining 5 one piece followers i will srsly never forget this one person who was genuinely ocmplaining about the end of whole cake island and OMG NOOOOO SORRY I WAS GOING BACK TO FIND THE POST AND I FOUND THIS ALSO

like im sorry youve srsly gotta be so crazy stupid to be making this kind of post DID YOU READ THE STORY WITH YOUR EYES OPEN....... "if any of you bothered to ask or care about me and my trauma" <- op forgot wci existed. EXCEPT SHE DIDNT BECAUSE SHE JUST HATES WCI APPARENTLY?!?@?!@??@$?#$?!?? BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HER THE STRAW HATS JUST DIDNT CARE ABOUT HIM no actually just reading this post over again im getting angry

1) youre stupid youre seriously stupid they were never going to let him stay with big mom as you would know if you read the comic with your eyes open and he literally told them its fine ill be fine let me handle it not to even mention that robin and usopps situations were like completely different 2) DID YOU READ THE SCENE. DID YOU READ THE SCENE. DID YOU READ THE SCENE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. NO WORDS. FLABBERGASTED. 3) youve gotta be kidding me sanji also refers to them as his family as an identifier 4) did you read the comic with your eyes open. do you remember the context in which any of this was taking place. did you forget chiffons existence? 5) DID YOU READ THE SCENE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. DID YOU READ THE SCENE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN 6) ill give you this one at least 7) "none of that for sanji" DID YOU READ WHOLE CAKE ISLAND. DID YOU READ WHOLE CAKE ISLAND THE ARC. DID YOU READ IT. BECAUSE IM REALLY NOT SURE YOU DID

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

well my first move in any fandom is always to block every single ship tag for my favorite character with the exception of maybe like 1 or 2 but for the brief stint that i did not. ok because i havent actually seen any obikk shippers outside of scrolling on japanese twitter i just know theyre out there and rampant but the irukk shippers via the "posts like this" tab on the righthand side of the screen have assaulted my poor eyes with FAR too much maskless kakashi so for naruto fandom in my personal experience theyre sitting at number 1. also the ship just annoys me on principle because i KNOWWWWWWWWWW i know the kind of people who like this ship even though its srsly the most boring thing to ever exist ever and i cant believe im saying anything mildly positive about this stupid awful ship but at least obito and kakashi have a relationship. if you make it romantic it sucks and youre ruining it but at least its something thats not worlds most bland generic found family fluff like irukk so BORINGGGGGGGGG ITS SOOOOOO BORRINGGGGGGGGG and you know exactly the people who are like "omg..... my soft uwu gay beans.... KYAAAA!!!!!" eat this up. of course not to say that the obito/kakashi people arent the exact same im sure they completely erase their canon dynamic to make it this as well but since i havent been subjected to it and god willing i never will be i cant speak of it

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

i srsly spent way too long trawling the naruto fanfiction archives and came to the conclusion IM SO SRS SICK OF TIME TRAVEL FICS THIS SUCKSSSSSS NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE DOING ANYHTING INTERESTING WITH ITTTTTTTTT I DONT CAAAAAAAAARE I SO DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE. and also just rampant wild mischaracterization everywhere its so bad its so bad like theres this really bizarre situation the naruto fandom has where people are just so so so so so bad at understanding these characters i see so much random nonsense and im like HE WOULDNT SAY THAT SHE WOULDNT DO THAT THIS WOULDNT HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNN GUUUUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS. WHY IS THIS NONSENSE GETTING POPULAR WHO WANTS THIS..........

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

soooooooooo soo many things but one thing that immediately jumps to mind is madara and hashirama and tobirama like i like hashirama and tobirama but not enough to actaulyl think about them and im always so shocked and surprised that people srsly like really love these guys. like for most popular things even if i wildly disagree (cough cough obito cough cough) i can see why people like them because it falls in line with the pattern of fanon behavior but hashirama and tobirama and madara im like SRSLY WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE SO MUCH.... idk maybe theres a filler arc or soemthing ill have to sit through whenever i get back to plowing away at the naruto shippuden filler. maybe one day ill post highlights of my review google doc

#ask game answers #anon #lord.

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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years

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SIMP OBITO ANON I love that you are living your best life, but I’m gonna copy/paste your thoughts under a cut rather than publishing! They might be a bit triggery for some folks, so this is just to make sure folks can avoid this stuff if they need to! x

Some of this is a bit far out of my comfort zone. But I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, and I don’t mind getting asks on this subject! I might not publish them all, though.

The one boundary I’ll set is: please don’t send me anything involving graphic noncon. I’m sure you wouldn’t, but just to be sure! References are fine, but please not anything detailed.

CW: mentions of stalking, extreme jealousy, an mpreg fantasy, mentioned baby-death, and general creepy behaviour

Anonymous asked:

Alright you asked for it. More tidbits for the Obito is a creepy stalker/simp asks.

Obito wants to understand Kakashi better, and in order to do that he starts to dig up the family history of the Hatakes. Who is Kakashis mother? And why is Kakashi the last Hatake? What happened to the others? He ends up gathering a whole treasure tomb for Kakashi to explore when he joins Obito at his lair. A big collection of clan histories, jewelry, armor, weapons and clothing. Nothing is too much for his Kakashi.

Naturally finding out how to become best friends with Kakashis Ninken is a big priority. Obito using disguises and genjutsu to take classes in "how to become best friends with you boyfriends ninja hounds", and "how to treat you treat, and his dog" or something else really stupid, mostly attending with civilian women. Obito somehow ends up really drunk at most of these classes since the other attendees love to drink wine while they practice and gossip. So yes, wine club, gossip girl Obito - he needs to let his frustrations out somewhere.

On an escorting mission a princess keeps trying to flirt with Kakashi. So once the mission is complete and Kakashi is gone Obito uses a genjutsu on her out if jealousy. He couldn't do it while Kakashi was there because he wanted his mission to succeed, and also because Kakashi didn't really seem interested. The genjutsu is violent though and makes her go crazy. She starts killing her staff and family one by one, and spirals from there until she is caught and the genjutsu stops. Forcing her to live with all she has done. (This became a bit dark).

Obito wants to be perfect for his Kakashi so he practice kissing with his henchmen (what I have decedide to call the Akatsuki now). One kiss with each henchman, so Obito can feel experienced enough for what Kakashi might like. He won't go any further though, that belongs to Kakashi. (Kakuzu was particularly different though).

Obito desperately wants an heir with Kakashi. So in the beginning of the nightly genjutsus he tried to get Kakashi pregnant. But it keept failing: either Kakashi or the baby would die. So even the fantasy world had its limits. That's why he had now basically adopted Kakashis three genin as theirs. One is even an Uchiha, so perfect.

I feel creepy typing this out. Tell me to stop 😅

Anonymous asked:

Okay so continuing the Obito is a creepy simp asks. What am I on now, part 4? Sorry, but I thought of something else to add and this time it's maybe a bit more humorous. And since I'm never gonna write it, I'll just put it here.

So what if the Akatsuki members come back to the lair and there is Tobi sitting with a person in his lap going: "look what I caught!".

And of course it is a scarecrow dressed a Kakashi that he places in the middle of the room. "Boss says that you should be nice to your new mom. He will be home soon!" And then he dances away, leaving the scarecrow.

Since all the members know of their leaders obsession with Kakashi they are only a little freaked out, and somehow start using the doll as a confessional. Like a priest or a phone room in a bad reality program they start using the scarecrow as a way to bitch about each other and their leader.

Also what if Obito is the one giving Naruto the Kakashi shaped teddy's. Because he has so many himself, and Naruto is so much like him personality wise, that he knows he will appreciate them. Maybe he will tell it later to Kakashi like "see how well I'm taking care of our son!"

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maireyart · 1 year

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Pixiv Recs. Obito's name

Have I already mentioned I love the Japanese fandom for all the wonderful comic strips and doujinshi? Oh, do I love it! They inspire me so much to create mine. I haven't rec'd anything in a while because tumblr shadowbanned me for posting too many links last time xD But this one! Oh!

It's common knowledge in the fandom that the word KAKASHI means 'scarecrow', but what about OBITO? Ooooh, it has a meaning too ;) But it's such a rare, outdated word that even (some) Japanese are shocked at the revelation--judging by the comments on Pixiv to this bittersweet and touching comic:

✏ "The name he threw away" by さあり. Obito's parents discuss their soon-to-be-born son's name. I was not surprised by the meaning only bc it had been the first thing I looked up in the dictionary when I'd learned about the development of this character after 12 years of being out of the fandom :D Author's comment: "The man who spent most of his life under the aliases Tobi and Madara."

Translation: Obito's Dad: Have you decided on a name? Obito's Mom: Yes. I've searched books and thought about this a lot. Dad: We're expecting a boy, so his name must be intimidating to his enemies and very powerful. Mom: Powerful, yes. But I would like his name to be endowed with more than that… The name is very important. It is a gift given by parents to their child, the gift that stays with the child for life. If we disappear from his life someday, he will never forget our love because his name will still contain the intentions and thoughts we put into it. (Book: Character Meanings) Mom: Bringing people together and guiding them, leading the way for them… I want him to be such a leader. Dad: Leader? You mean you want him to become Hokage? Mom: He-he! He's your son after all. I wouldn't be surprised if he declares that one day! Dad: Actually, I haven't given up on the idea myself yet! Mom: My lovely child… Carry this name proudly, never forget it! And if you ever get lost on your way, reach out to it. In it is your essence. (Book -- 首 SHU/kubi; kashira, osa; obito "a person who leads" (tousotsu suru mono)). Mom: Obito. _____ In the manga Obito's name is written with a syllabic alphabet, but the word may be written with a character too.

首 'obito' - a hereditary title (kabane) in Yamato-period Japan (250–710 CE). Obito means 'leader, commander', also something like 'the man in charge' (e.g. an obito could be the head of a 'bemin' family (a small clan subservient to a more noble clan in Yamato), or the man in charge of some duty, or a professional).

The word seems to have originated from the word combination "oo hito" (lit. 'big [authoritative] person'), but it was never written with these two charactes. In fact obito is one of the readings of the character 首 SHU/kashira/kubi 'head, neck', which hints to the meaning (just like in English the word head also means 'chief').

And the author of this comic saw great irony here. 'Leader' who renounced his own name along with the feelings his parents put into it 💔 I loved it.

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whoslaurapalmer · 1 year

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@littlestsnicket tagged me in the get to know you better tag and I love a good tag situation

three ships: I too must go for lemonberry ice and doctor/master. they both live rent-free in my brain at all times. but the third one……..kakashi/obito/rin. naruto always lives rent-free in my brain as well and those three for sure. let kakashi be happy goddammit

last song: all I want by kodaline! I’ve been looking for songs for a Specific Character I Cannot Reveal For Fic and that song does not fit on her playlist at all (very few songs do…….) but I was thinking about it so I went to listen to it.

last movie: oh my god, I rewatched camp rock last night. I’ve been digging through a lot on disney+ lately. it was, fine? always fun to see super young jonas brothers, at least. and I think the songs were pretty good. I remember really disliking the sequel so I will probably not rewatch that.

currently reading: rereading t*witches; literally JUST finished the fifth book, don’t think twice. I don’t necessarily recommend them but it’s nice to relive the childhood nostalgia. as I’ve mentioned the dialogue is almost DISTRESSINGLY so 2001 it’s alternately painful and hilarious, and it gets me every time. my favorite book when I was a kid was the ninth one, split decision, like my copy of it got really beat up bc I reread it so much, and I’m really excited to get to that one.

I’m also like a chapter and a half into the first lord of the rings book and really looking forward to reading more and I BOUGHT THEM but sometimes like, reading a physical book is not enough to fully distract my brain from the 28 Long Years Of Rampantly Unmanaged Anxiety I’ve been dealing with, but reading on my phone or my laptop has been usually fine??? but I’ve been reading t*witches on the internet archive and lotr is also there so when I finish barreling through t*witches, I can read lotr there if I want!!

I also usually have a ramona ebook on my phone right now for when I just need something Without Any Stakes At All, Whatsoever, and the one I have right now is ramona the brave. it was my FAVORITE when I was a kid and my first grade teacher read the books out loud bc it has the story where ramona shouts GUTS! when she wants to say a bad word. THAT was intense, to a six year old. as an adult I think my fav is ramona and her father, bc it’s very sweet.

currently watching: AS WE SPEAK I am binge-watching lizzie mcguire. well, binge-watching-in-the-background. (I’ve also been working my way through my childhood disney sitcoms.) BUT ALSO I keep up with abbott elementary and animal control and I’m hoping animal control gets better? it’s okay, it’s decently funny, but I’m still not sold on it yet. abbott elementary is gold, though. (not a current watch BUT spring baking championship starts on the food network next week!!! I love the themed baking championships. also kids baking just ended on monday and every single season I cry over all the sweet tiny kids doing their baking they are so damn adorable) oh my mom and I have stalled in our murder she wrote watch with a season and a half left bc the quality has kinda, dipped. I think the first seven seasons are the most entertaining.

currently consuming: water! I never drink enough of it. it is, a struggle. I am drinking more than I was, for sure, but it is, still not really like a GREAT amount. I am……...working very hard at it………...and it’s very frustrating.

currently craving: something I can really take a bite out of. a big cinnamon bun…...a hefty piece of cake…...not necessarily craving this but some day soon I am going to get delivery from red robin and get the MADLOVE BURGER. by god, that burger.

additionally, if it's gonna rain I think it should thunderstorm. we've had a lot of rain lately but like NO thunder and you can't really hear the rain at all and it would just be nice to have a good decent NON THREATENING thunderstorm. and for a while, too!!!! the last one we got was a hot ten minutes. I want some substance.

#IF I'VE EVER //NOT// DONE A TAG THING IT'S VERY MUCH BC I'VE FORGOTTEN AND MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES #also I'm so delighted to know people are watching seinfeld it's been a favorite since i was. the tender age of. 10

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faerociousbeast · 2 years

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OH YEA I TRIED WARCHING A BIT MORE AFTER I WENT TO BED but turned it off p soon because. I couldn’t hear anything (dad makes us turn the volume down to like 5 during bed) BUT I got a lil into. Episode 3 I think I’m on yea anyway random character opinions so far:

Naruto: insane and chaotic I like seeing whatever he’s doing. Local boy wants attention please give him some

Sakura: SHE ACTS LIKE SHES BETTER THAN EVERYONE but like. She’s just as insane as Naruto I think. She loved the eraser prank he did bro they should be besties I think

Sasuke: He Is Just Sitting Here

Also met kakashi Hes funny and looks like he is constantly sleep deprived I enjoy it. “My first impression of you guys? You’re a bunch of idiots” 💖💞💕💞💕

Naruto: yeah hes hilarious its great

Sakura: SHES SO FUNNY IN THE BEGINNING TOO cha cha cha!!! 12 year olds are just like that tho

Sasuke: LITERALLYJDMNBMDJFMSKF hes kind of emo but hes mostly just there

Kakashi: true. idk why people are so in love with him hes literally just 😑 all the time. i appreciate your reaction though when dex first met him when watching w me i mentioned kakashi was one of the people my mom wouldnt stop assigning to me and ve AGREED

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the-letter-horror-lover · 2 years

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Kushina lives by Samusolderbrother

Continued..chapter 5

He knows Jiraiya-sama of the sannin, personally. You've heard how he gets away with addressing the Hokage. And he knew Kakashi, personally, before our team formed. I told you that I'm pretty sure his mother is S-ranked. None of the adults will talk about it at all. Do you really think I'm messing with you?" he looked her square in the eyes.

"Holy shit. This team is seriously unbalanced. No wonder Kakashi was surprised," she trailed.

"Since you started training with Naruto, you're getting much stronger than I would have ever thought," Sasuke admitted. "If you keep pushing yourself, you'll be much better than most of the rest of our class. It's probably unfair to them, but the Hokage isn't going to break up a bunch of teams just to rearrange us. It's actually beneficial for you that this happened, because you're getting stronger much faster than if we'd been a balanced team," Sasuke mused.

Kakashi chose that moment to poof next to them. He waved, "Hello, Team 7," and smiled behind his mask.

Naruto dispelled all of his clones and joined the rest of the team. "Hey, Kakashi-sensei! What're we doing today?"

"Didn't I tell you? We're taking a few days off. We have a joint escort mission going into the desert and it's going to be a long trip," Kakashi explained.

"Great!" Naruto cheered. "So we're going to do some training, right?"

"I'll show you some exercises, but no heavy training. I don't want the team worn out," he stared at Naruto, "before we even leave. Rest up and meet at the gates first thing in the morning in three days."

Naruto frowned and grumbled, "Fine."

When Naruto and Sasuke got home, they were surprised to find Kushina examining a topless woman whose black hair was tied up.

"Um… mom?" Naruto started. "Should we come back later?" His mind was filled with mental images conjured from Jiraiya's books and he suddenly felt a little sick.

"No. It's fine. I'm just examining this seal Anko-chan has on her neck. There are actually two of them: one is the actual thing and the other is a suppressing seal," Kushina said absently.

"You're gonna learn about the naughty bits sooner or later," Anko smiled. "Might as well do it under parental supervision, eh?"

Kushina stopped examining the seal and looked at Anko. "Please, put on a shirt, Anko-chan," she said soberly. She changed her tone as she faced Naruto and Sasuke. "What are you doing home so soon? Aren't you supposed to be on missions or training?"

"Nah," Naruto answered. "Kakashi said we have a long mission in a couple of days and he didn't want me tiring out the wimps," he motioned to Sasuke.

"Shut up, stamina-freak. Only you could keep up that pace," Sasuke retorted.

"Well, since you're here, I might as well tell you in person. I went on active duty today and my first mission involves Anko-chan. I'm going to be gone for a few weeks while we work together, so you'll be on your own until you leave with Kakashi-chan," Kushina explained. "Sasuke-chan, I believe that you need to practice with your sharingan. Mikoto mentioned a tablet once, so go find that on the Uchiha grounds and see if it helps. Naruto-chan, there are some scrolls for you to study in your room and Jiraiya-sensei should come by with a summoning contract for you to sign before you go."

Kushina rushed over to the genin and wrapped them in a big hug, saying, "You boys be careful and make sure to come back, okay? I love you both."

Naruto replied, "Of course, mom. We're way too awesome to bite it on some lame C-rank mission."

Sasuke replied, "We're not going to die. Please let go of me." While he secretly thought, 'This is embarrassingly nice.'

Kushina picked up a bag and left with Anko across the rooftops. Naruto waved while Sasuke plopped down on the couch. He interrupted Naruto's farewell saying, "It's your turn to make lunch, stamina-freak."

Naruto turned and shouted with a giant smile, "Ramen, it is then!"

—Three days later, on the road to Sand—

"Kakashi-sensei, are you sure that there isn't something I could be practicing along the way? How about Body-Flicker? Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Naruto whined.

'If I don't find something for him to work on, he's going to be like this for the whole trip. And if I do give him something, then he won't be paying attention to the clients. *sigh* Was I like this at his age?' Kakashi thought to himself while trying his best to ignore Naruto.

"Sasuke," Kakashi called quietly over the radio.

"Yes," the serious genin replied.

"Do you see anything?"

"Negative contact," came Sasuke's voice over the radio.

Kakashi turned to Naruto and asked, "How is your chakra control coming?"

"I can keep a leaf stuck to my forehead while transitioning from water-walking to wall-walking or tree-climbing. I stopped practicing after running with it for fifteen minutes. Sasuke timed me," Naruto replied much calmer.

"We're on a mission, so limit yourself to four shadow clones and don't wear yourself out. If I tell you to stop, don't ask questions. Got it?"

"Hey! What are you doing? We didn't hire you to take a bunch of kids on a road trip, dammit!" screamed the convoy's lead driver.

"Having extra eyes will be very useful, sir, so just let us do our job and everything will be fine," Kakashi smiled. "Okay, Naruto. Body-Flicker should be easy to learn," Kakashi started with the mic open for Sasuke and Sakura to hear. "All you have to do is mold chakra into your whole body. It temporarily energizes you and allows you to move at much higher speeds. The boost is only temporary though and the whole technique depends on how much chakra you put into it."

Kakashi showed Naruto by moving from the ground to a nearby tree in less than the blink of an eye. "Like that. The better you are at it, the faster you'll move. Now practice, but leave at least one set of eyes to watch for danger," he said as he jumped back down.

Naruto created four shadow clones and set them to practice while he diligently kept an eye out.

—Two days later, near the border of Sand—

"Kakashi-sensei, possible contact left," Sasuke radioed from ahead of the convoy. His sharingan was already active in preparation for battle. Wind gusted past to him as Naruto body-flickered next to him.

Naruto discovered that body-flicker was a good technique for closing distance, but he could only move in a straight line. In order to take a corner, he would have to move at his fastest speeds or body-flicker, pause, then body-flicker again. Molding the chakra for the technique took him a split-second as well, so he didn't like the idea of using it against a serious opponent. But to move a few hundred yards in the blink of an eye, it was perfect.

"That's a handy trick, stamina-freak," Sasuke whispered.

"You should talk, red-eyes. What've we got?" Naruto whispered in response.

"I can't tell without getting closer. Send a shadow clone over there," he pointed, "to check it out."

Naruto nodded and created a shadow clone which promptly body-flickered in the direction Sasuke pointed. After a minute, Naruto frowned. He clicked his radio on and asked, "Kakashi-sensei, are we in Wind country yet?"

"Not yet. Did you spot Sand-nin?" Kakashi replied.

"I don't think so. It's a nin from the Mist village. She looked a little malnourished, but killed my clone with a lava ball," Naruto answered.

Kakashi winced. "Halt the convoy," he said to the convoy leader. "Sakura, guard them. Radio if you get into any trouble. Sasuke, Naruto, join Sakura. And make a clone to come with me."

Naruto body-flickered next to Kakashi and created a clone. Sasuke, not to be outdone, body-flickered next to Naruto. "I don't know what's going on, but this could get dangerous. If she kills me, take a longer route around to complete the mission then return to the village immediately," Kakashi told the genin trio.

Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto went to where Naruto's last clone had died, but found only a cooling ball of lava. "Come to finish the job?" wheezed a slender woman covered in dirt from behind them. "You'll find I'm not so easy to kill! Lava Style: Lava Glob!" A ball of lava shot out, but Kakashi grabbed Naruto and dodged as it passed close enough to feel the heat while Sasuke evaded using body-flicker to a nearby tree.

"We're not here to kill anyone!" Naruto shouted. But Kakashi pulled his headband up to expose the three-tomoe sharingan in his left eye.

"Naruto! She's not interested in talking!" Kakashi shouted, readying himself for battle.

"Kakashi the Copy ninja, huh? Well, try copying this!" she shouted, stumbling on her feet. "Boil Style: Corrosive Mist!" A tiny jet of mist came out of her mouth, but she started coughing before much more than a few squirts came out. She stumbled forward into the aborted jutsu and Naruto body-flickered behind the woman, wrapping his arms around her neck and his legs around her waist.

"I've got her!" he shouted, holding on for dear life.

She spun around and smashed backward into a tree, dispelling the shadow clone. "What the—" was all that she managed to say as Kakashi struck her from behind, knocking tired woman out.

"Sakura, tell the convoy to prepare a tent," Kakashi radioed.

—Inside the large tent—

"But we're not hunter-nin. She's from another village and she looks like she's lost. We should just give her directions home and be on our way," Naruto argued.

Kakashi frowned behind his mask. "She might have comrades nearby, Naruto. We don't know why she's here. We can't just let her go. On the other hand, we aren't at war with the Village Hidden in the Mist, so we could just let her go and file a report on the incident. Still, I'd like to hear her explanation before I decide. And it looks like she might be out for a while."

The woman rolled over and started pushing herself up. Naruto ran over with Sakura and said with a smile, "Hello! You're awake already! I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Who are you?"

"Didn't I kill you, Naruto Uzumaki? Am I dead?" the woman grumbled.

"Not dead. Just in a very precarious state. I can tell that you are an extremely dangerous kunoichi, but as exhausted as you are right now, I don't think you should strain yourself," Kakashi said, smiling.

"What are you Leaf ninja doing here?" she asked.

"This is Fire country. Why wouldn't we be here?" Naruto commented.

"Where do you think you are?" Kakashi asked.

"Are you the interrogation team then?" she asked with icy resolve.

"We do things differently than the Bloody Mist. We just happened to be in the area. I haven't decided if we should take you in yet," Kakashi explained.

"You can't hold me, Copy Kakashi," she said with a deadly tone.

Kakashi smiled, "Probably not."

Naruto added with a smile of his own, "But we can't help you if you don't tell us anything."

The woman looked like she was thinking about it for a while. "I was returning from a mission when I got caught in a sand storm. I don't know how long ago," she finally explained with a scowl.

Naruto pulled a map out of one of his pouches and the woman flinched before she saw that it was only a map. He unfolded it in front of her and pointed to where they were on it. "This is where we are." He pulled out some rations and water. "Here's some food and water. Rest for a little while and then make your way home." He smiled again and waved as the four Leaf ninja left her alone in the tent.

'I don't really have much choice, do I?' she thought as she passed out.

The convoy continued on to the desert where Kakashi passed the convoy off to a team from the Village Hidden in the Sand. They checked the tent on the way back, but it was empty.

Chapter 6

"Ibiki says that we can't use the Forest of Death this year for the exams," Anko whined. She lounged on Kushina's couch with a large alcoholic beverage in one hand. Kushina was in the kitchen, pulling out her makeshift grill.

"Well? What's the problem?" Kushina asked as she started setting the grill up.

"He told me that I had to devise another challenge that would eliminate at least half of the teams taking the exams. Like it's my fault we can't use the forest." Anko took another sip.

Kushina assembled the last part of the grate before responding, "Orochimaru could have been spying on you through that Cursed Heaven thing for the last ten years. We found the security hole and plugged it, but now we have to change things up. Every project you've worked on in the last ten years has to change because we have to assume that Orochimaru knows all about it. That happened to all of the ongoing projects and missions as soon as I got that thing analyzed, but the chunin exams only come around to Konohagakure every fifth exam. That's every two and a half years. You've proctored the Forest of Death twice already, so they're changing it."

"It's not like the Forest of Death hasn't been around since the founding of the village! I don't know why he decided to fuck me over—"

"Language!" Kushina yelled. "My kids are going to be home soon and if you want to stay for dinner, you'll have to set a better example."

"—one little missing-nin who already knew about it," Anko griped quietly. 'Can't argue with free barbecue.'

"And that 'one little missing-nin' is the snake-sannin. I wonder why they're paranoid," Kushina frowned.

—Training ground 11, sunset—

"Naruto! Stop! Please!" Sakura panted, struggling to catch her breath. "I'm dying here!"

Sasuke and Naruto were still fighting a dozen yards from where the pink-haired girl was huffing and puffing at a shadow clone.

"You always say that, Sakura," Naruto admonished. "Would you rather spar against Sasuke?"

Sakura winced. She remembered the bruises she'd had for days after the last time she'd sparred with Sasuke. "No, but all of this training is killing me," she huffed. "I can't keep up this pace." Sakura's hair was tied up in a bun and sweat dripped off her chin. Naruto's orange jumpsuit was barely dirty and the clone looked like it had barely broken a sweat.

"Tomorrow we'll work on ninjutsu then. I wish Kakashi would train us more though. It'd be nice if he showed us one of those thousands of jutsus he knows," Naruto complained.

"It's not like we don't have time to learn those advanced things, Naruto. Kakashi is teaching us the basics," Sakura defended.

"If you say so. How's your chakra level coming?" Naruto deflected.

"It's better, I think. I don't know. You and Sasuke are the only comparisons I have. I'm nowhere near you, but my control is still better than you," she explained. "I think I've got about a quarter of Sasuke's chakra level, but I can't tell for sure."

"Take a couple of minutes and then we'll do some body-flicker practice," Naruto instructed.

He and Sasuke were already pretty ragged with their sparring practice, but Sakura didn't need to know that. Sasuke used his sharingan to react faster than Naruto, but constant practice was increasing Naruto's speed to the point where Sasuke was almost having trouble staying ahead. Naruto was getting fast, but he still didn't know much more than basic ninjutsu. He didn't know any elemental attacks. He didn't know any genjutsu except how to break them. He knew a lot of taijutsu. He practiced until his taijutsu was nearly flawless, but he still didn't know anything advanced. The only other jutsu that Naruto knew was the summoning jutsu and Jiraiya still hadn't gotten around to letting him sign the contract that allowed him to summon frogs.

Naruto held up a hand and said, "I've been running Sakura ragged. I think we need to practice ninjutsu more anyway, but I don't know many jutsus. We'd just be practicing the basics."

Sasuke stopped and said, "Yeah, we should start bugging Kakashi to teach us more."

The two broke up their spar and walked over to Sakura, who was still catching her breath. Naruto's insistence on training her had started to pay off, but it was hard work, which was something she was unaccustomed to doing. She'd always been smart enough that she hadn't had to work very hard at the academy, but Sasuke and Naruto were so far ahead of her that not training would have been nearly suicidal.

Kakashi showed up while the three were drinking water. "Taking a break from training? This generation is so lazy," Kakashi smiled behind his mask.

"Are you INSANE?" Sakura screamed. "I haven't been able to feel my arms or legs! Naruto and Sasuke are brutal slave drivers! If we trained any more, I would keel over and DIE!"

Kakashi only smiled harder. 'Their work ethic is just like Gai,' he thought. 'This should be entertaining.'

"Perhaps one day you'll see the merit in hard work, Sakura-chan. But, for now, I wanted to ask you all a serious question. Our village, Konohagakure, will host the next chunin exams and I wondered what each of you thought about entering."

'We've only been genin for a few months. Are we ready?' Sakura thought.

'It would be a great chance to test my skill and learn from other shinobi. Yes!' Sasuke thought.

"Hell yeah! We just need to learn a couple of things and I think we'll kick ass and take names!" Naruto shouted excitedly.

Sasuke and Sakura looked at Naruto. They were accustomed to his outbursts, but this one seemed even more energetic than normal.

"That is certainly definitive, Naruto. How about you two?" Kakashi asked the tired genin.

"I don't see why we shouldn't enter the exams. It's not like it's a one-time only test, right?" Sasuke asked. Kakashi shook his head.

"Is it going to mean more training, Naruto?" Sakura asked, pleading with her eyes that the answer would be "no."

Naruto thought for a moment, reviewing what he knew of human anatomy. He finally responded, "We should definitely rest up in the days before the exam, but we can't slack off on training just because we might get promoted."

'A few days of rest is all I ask. I constantly feel like I got buried under a building,' Sakura thought, but said, "Okay then. Let's do it."

Kakashi smiled again. "Great! I'll get the forms. No more missions for the next two weeks."

Sakura was just getting excited about finally having free time, but Naruto interrupted her fantasy, "YES! More time to practice and train!"

Sakura shot up and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as she ran home.

—Naruto's house, two days before the exams—

"Sakura-chan, I'm so glad that you could come over! I hope the boys haven't been pushing you too hard with their training," Kushina gushed. "They can be pretty intense."

'Understatement of the decade, lady,' Sakura thought. "They just want to make sure that the whole team is strong, Kushina-san," she responded demurely.

Kakashi was wearing his standard blue clothes with his green jacket over it. His mask came up to cover his mouth and nose, as usual, and his headband drooped to cover his left eye. He was sitting on the couch next to a woman Sakura hadn't met. The woman had black hair with blue highlights and wore a jacket over her tight mesh armor.

Kushina had her hair tied up and into a high bun with chopsticks pinning it into place and wore an apron over civilian clothes. Naruto wore the orange jumpsuit that he had worn since before it fit right, still proudly displaying his forehead protector. Sasuke wore his standard outfit. White shorts with a blue shirt emblazoned with the Uchiha crest on the back.

Sakura wasn't sure if she should have worn her standard gear or the civilian clothes she'd decided to wear instead. Naruto noticed her and ran over, excitedly. Sakura was a little surprised that he didn't body-flicker, but she figured he didn't want to use jutsu at home. She never used jutsu at home.

Then it struck her. There were pictures that had genjutsu on them. There weren't many pictures in the two-bedroom apartment, but all of the ones on display had genjutsu on them. Before Sakura could think any further, however, Naruto grabbed her arm and pulled her over to the couch.

"Kakashi-sensei! Anko-san! Sakura-chan is here!" he exclaimed excitedly.

"Hey there, Pinkie," Anko blurted with a drunken smile. "Nice ta meetcha."

"Glad you could make it, Sakura-chan," Kakashi smiled. He had a drink that was only half-full, but his mask was still on.

'Come to think of it, I've never actually seen Kakashi's face,' Sakura couldn't help thinking.

"Anko-san was just telling us about when she took the chunin exams," Naruto said with a serious tone. "She said that we were lucky that this year wouldn't be like back then."

"Oh. That's nice," Sakura responded.

Anko laughed evilly. "This year, we completely redesigned the middle stage. You guys'll never pass!"

Naruto laughed a good-natured laugh. "You think some test is going to stop me? I'll be Hokage one day. Even better than Yondaime!"

'I knew he wanted to be Hokage, but better than the Yellow Flash? He must be on drugs,' Sakura thought.

"Oh, ho! The Legendary Pink Troublemaker has arrived!" boomed an older man's voice. Sakura turned to see a drunken Jiraiya looking down at her. "That is certainly exotic, Naruto. I can see why you'd be into her."

"Don't be such a pedophile, Ero-sensei!" Naruto shouted.

"I'm not! I'm just saying if I was twelve, I'd be into her too! I'm saying you have good taste, boy!" Jiraiya argued with Naruto.

Sakura was suddenly and intensely uncomfortable. She snuck back away from the two boisterous arguers, seeking safe-haven. Her choices were Kushina and the Hokage or Sasuke. She chose Sasuke.

"Hi, Sasuke," she smiled. "This is quite the get together, isn't it?"

He grunted. "Yeah. A real gathering of legends. And none of them want to teach anything," he frowned.

Sakura sat silently, unsure of how to respond. She was very uncomfortable with just about everyone in the room. She quietly looked around, hoping to find someone who would be better company than Sasuke, who was in one of his moods, apparently. She remembered the genjutsu as she looked around and decided, finally, to break it.

She looked at one of the pictures. Then over at Naruto, who was still arguing with Jiraiya-sama. Then back at the pictures. Then to Jiraiya and Naruto. Then back to the pictures.

"No way," she whispered, her face draining of all color. "No," she whispered as she slowly stood. "This is completely unfair," she shook.

"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME—" Sakura started to scream, but Sasuke clamped his hand over her mouth before she could finish.

—Training ground 17, the night before the exams—

Naruto had fifty shadow clones practicing the basic jutsu and control exercises that he knew in various combinations. Some practiced body-flicker while keeping a leaf on their foreheads. Some practiced tree-climbing then water-walking and back. Some practiced replacement while under a henge transformation. Some threw kunai at targets while others tried to block and interfere. He wasn't happy with just practicing basic techniques, but he was sure that he could convince someone he knew to teach him more eventually. And Jiraiya had drilled him with the idea that "learning the basics creates a foundation for learning more complex ideas" during his initial academy days.

After practicing all day, Naruto was getting tired. His clones started dispelling and he could feel that he was running low on chakra. 'Just a little more,' he thought as he tried to draw more chakra.

'JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?' a strange, deep voice boomed from everywhere.

"Who's there?" Naruto asked as the world started to fade. But instead of the normal black that accompanied unconsciousness, he found himself underground, in front of a massive gate with a shallow, endless puddle of water underfoot.

'YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHAKRA LEFT AND I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE ANY OF MINE, BOY,' the same voice rumbled from the darkness beyond the gate.

'Who are you?' Naruto asked, approaching the gate cautiously.

A wave of hate washed out from behind the bars of the gate, but Naruto just stood there, letting it wash past him. He could feel the chakra in it and that it had filled him with as much chakra as he had first thing in the morning.

'We're inside of me, aren't we? Who are you? What is this?' Naruto asked again.

'BREAK THE SEAL AND LET ME OUT!' the voice rumbled. Naruto looked up and saw a paper seal over the lock that kept the gate closed. The seal looked oddly familiar, but he couldn't place it. He hesitated for a few long seconds before a giant, angry, red fox head snapped at the gate. 'LET ME OUT!'

Naruto jumped in surprise. 'Not if you're going to snap at me! And you won't even tell me your name! I'm outta here.'

The world came back into focus, but it was tinged in red. Naruto started practicing again and found that he was much faster and stronger than normal. It was almost like when he used body-flicker except he wasn't just faster and it wasn't just in the instant like body-flicker.

'I have to remember to look into this after the exams,' he thought as he practiced.

—The chunin exams, second floor—

"Get out of here, scum," a voice said coldly. "You'll never pass anyway, so just go home."

The sign above the door read "302" and two boys were blocking the door. Sakura had seen through a much better genjutsu just a few days before, so she easily saw through it. Sasuke just watched as a boy in green spandex got up said, "I am sorry, but I must go into the test room. I am aware that we are not permitted to fight outside of the exam, but if you do not allow me inside, I will have to force my way through."

Naruto looked at his teammates and said, "Should we help him? I thought that this was a team thing. Where's his team?"

A boy with long, dark hair and strange lavender eyes tapped the green spandex boy on the shoulder. "Lee, come on. There are other ways in. Let's go."

Lee looked like he was about to explode, but said, "Of course, Neji. Let us go through another entrance."

"Come on, guys," Naruto said calmly as the three went up to the third floor, where the exam would take place. The room was filled with many genin teams. There were headbands from the five major villages and several minor villages.

Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino were there already. They were talking to another team that had graduated with their class. The first was a scruffy looking boy with a puppy on his head. The second was the very shy Hinata, whose eyes were the same as that boy from downstairs, now that Naruto had a chance to take a good look at her. The third was another quiet one that Naruto didn't immediately recognize.

"You're here too? How troublesome," Shikamaru commented as Team 7 approached.

"Is this our entire genin class?" Naruto asked with a smile. "Man, we're all doing great if we're all up for chunin so soon, right?"

"How did you make it, dead-last?" the boy with the dog sneered. "You barely passed the genin exams. Sasuke must be carrying you."

Ino had already snuggled right up to Sasuke. Sakura just felt ashamed for her friend. She was sizing up the other genin. Most were at least a year older than their class.

Naruto laughed. "Yeah, Sasuke is carrying us."

Shikamaru just repeated, "How troublesome."

An older boy with greyish hair and purple clothes came over to the genin group. "Hello there! I see that you're new. Would you like some help? I have these neat data cards that I've compiled over the years to help me strategize. My name is Kabuto, by the way."

"Sure!" said the boy with the dog.

"Who've you got info on?" Naruto asked, skeptically. "Let's see our cards first."

The purple boy pulled out nine cards and charged them with a miniscule amount of chakra, which caused the underlying images to become visible.

"That's a neat trick," Naruto commented, taking his card. It read:

**Uzumaki, Naruto**

**Chakra control: 1.5/10**

**Chakra level: 9/10**

**Academics: 1/10**

**D-rank missions: 87/87**

**C-rank missions: 14/14**

**Known ninjutsu: Shadow Clones, Replacement, Clones, Transformation, Sexy Technique**

**Known genjutsu: none**

**Known taijutsu: basic, self-taught**

**Other known jutsu: none**

**Elemental Affinity: Unknown**

**Kekkei genkai: Unknown; probably none**

Naruto chuckled. "I wouldn't put too much stock in his information, guys. He's pretty far off the mark."

Naruto tried to channel just a tiny amount of chakra into the card, trying to do what Kabuto had done, but instead of going blank, the card flared up like a flashbulb and burnt out.

"Dammit. I should have known you'd fry it!" Kabuto lamented. "It even hinted at it on the card!"

"Since you've got it memorized anyway, I guess it wasn't that big of a deal," Naruto said, secretly guilty that he'd burned out the card. He handed back the blackened square anyway. "Sorry that I burnt it though."

"TAKE YOUR SEATS!" boomed a tall, scarred man wearing a black leather coat at the head of the room. Everyone scurried into seats. They took the nearest available seats, since nobody knew if there were any assigned seats. The man didn't seem to care. "Welcome to the first part of the chunin exam. This is the written exam. You will have fifty minutes to complete the first nine questions. I will then give you the tenth question and you will have ten minutes remaining. Anyone caught cheating will be dismissed, along with the rest of their team." He set a clock with a timer in front of the class and hit the start button saying, "Begin!"

Naruto didn't have a problem with the first nine questions. He knocked it out in about twenty minutes, deciding to take a nap until the tenth question.

"… choice," the same voice woke Naruto. "You can take the tenth question, but if you fail, you will never be able to take the exam again. This is it. If you decide to back out, you can take the exam again later, but your whole team will leave with you. Will you continue? Make your decisions."

Naruto looked around the room and noticed a few teams backing out, mostly from other nations. The clock continued ticking, but it didn't look like anyone else was backing out. Naruto was surprised that the shy girl stuck it out. She didn't seem that self-confident, but he mentally cheered, 'That's right! Don't let anyone intimidate you!'

He slammed his hand down with a loud thud and yelled, "Hurry up, already. No one else is leaving, so give us the question. Get on with it!"

"You didn't notice?" the large man asked coldly. "I already asked the tenth question."

Sudden realization dawned on Naruto. The man had asked, "Will you continue?" And that was the only question that mattered in the written exam.

The timer still ticked down, but nobody else left. There were still sixteen teams in the massive room and, as if on cue, when the timer went off, Anko appeared in the window. "Are you losing your touch, Ibiki? There's so many!" she commented.

"Just a solid group this year, Anko. Now take them to the next part of the exam," the scarred man said.

"Well, we'll cut this group in half, at least, before the finals," Anko replied casually. "Follow me!"

She led the remaining teams into the heart of the village, where there was a table set up with two bins of scrolls and a group of proctors. There were more proctors than teams.

"Listen up, kids! Normally, we'd do something dangerous and deadly that would eliminate a bunch of you, but you all got lucky this year because we're doing a wholly new elimination contest. Each team is going to sign up over here," she pointed to some proctors, "and then a proctor will remove one scroll from one of these two bins. The proctor will then go into the merchant district, where many of you have been staying, and hide the scroll somewhere. There are two different scrolls. One is a white 'heaven' scroll while the other is a brown 'earth' scroll. In order to pass, your entire team must bring one of each type, two scrolls, back here by sunrise tomorrow. The catch is that there will be proctors roaming the merchant district and if they catch you, you must give up one scroll. You may not kill. You may not injure civilians. You may not cause property damage or steal anything but the scrolls. Anyone who breaks those rules will be sanctioned. Don't break a treaty just to make chunin, kiddies."

'Suck it, Ibiki. This is even better than the Forest of Death. Now the best infiltrators will fight each other and not the best survivalists,' Anko thought.

"There will be a ten minute delay once a proctor takes the last scroll before you may begin. Anyone not familiar with the merchant district, we have maps with the border streets marked here. Now sign up and get moving. Time's wasting!"

Having home-field advantage was huge for the genin of Team 7. Naruto knew all of the best hiding places throughout the village as well, so they never got nabbed by proctors. Shikamaru's team and a team from Mist managed to beat them to the return station, but third of eight wasn't bad. A team from sand came in a few minutes behind Team 7, but Team 7 was already half asleep when that team came in.

Chapter 7

"Normally, we would have simply given you all a month to prepare for the finals. But this year seems to have an abnormal number of passing teams, so we're going to have to have some preliminary matches," the Hokage announced.

Eight teams remained after the infiltration test. All of them gathered in a closed arena with their jonin-senseis to hear about the next phase of the exam. Naruto noted the other teams and the jonin on catwalks.

Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Hinata, Shino, Kiba with his dog, Lee, Neji, and a dark-haired girl who Naruto didn't know were all of the Leaf ninja who had made it. He saw Kakashi on the catwalk with a jonin wearing green spandex who looked just like Lee, but older. Among the Leaf jonin, there was a woman with long, dark hair and red eyes next to a tall man with short, spikey black hair and a beard.

There was a team from Sand, Clouds, Rocks, and Mist each. The Mist jonin was a tall woman with long, auburn hair and green eyes. Naruto recognized her from his first C-rank mission. He hadn't had much contact with any of the genin, but he knew that ninja would be tricky no matter what and wasn't overconfident.

"…at random, so make your way to the catwalks with your jonin-sensei," the Hokage finished.

'Crap. I wasn't paying attention to what the old man was saying. Here's hoping I'm not first up,' Naruto thought.

The entire group of genin proceeded up the catwalks while a proctor waited in the middle of the arena. Everyone was looking up at a giant board expectantly. Two names came up: Choji Akimichi and not Naruto. Choji hopped into the arena along with one of the ninja with a Rock symbol on his forehead protector.

The proctor called, "Fight!" and Choji took up a defensive stance. The Rock-nin pulled out a kunai and threw it, but Choji dodged. When Choji dodged, the other ninja made hand signs and a wall of earth came up in front and behind Choji. The other ninja made more signs and the walls smashed into each other, but Choji broke the walls by expanding his body.

Choji turned into an oversized bowling ball and rolled around, chasing the ninja from Rock, until the Rock ninja made more hand signs and trapped Choji in a giant earthen box. After a few minutes of slamming noises from the inside of the box, the proctor called the match for the Rock ninja.

The giant board changed and two more names came up. Naruto didn't recognize either, but a ninja from Mist with a sword and a ninja from Cloud with a sword hopped down into the arena. That battle was short, because the Cloud-nin charged his sword with lightning and cut the Mist-nin's sword in half and then stabbed the Mist-nin through the arm, pinning the Mist-nin to the wall while his other hand held a kunai at the Mist-nin's throat. The proctor called the match for the Cloud-nin.

The giant board changed again, reading "Naruto Uzumaki" and "Kankuro of the Desert." Naruto hopped down as did the Sand ninja dressed in black with strange face paint. Kankuro had a bundle on his back that Naruto wondered about, but he got into a fighting stance.

The proctor called, "Fight!" and Naruto body-flickered at the same time creating four shadow clones. He hit Kankuro, knocking the Sand genin back, but Kankuro's head opened up, revealing a nozzle that hissed at Naruto. Naruto replaced himself with a shadow clone that dispersed as it inhaled poison gas and three others body-flickered around the puppet. One hit the puppet with a low sweep kick, the second simultaneously hit it with a roundhouse kick to the torso, and a split second later the third dropped an axe kick, breaking the strange puppet into pieces with an explosion and a crack in the ground beneath it. The cloud of puppet pieces dispelled the three clones.

As the shadow-clones were dismantling the puppet, Naruto body-flickered to the Sand ninja who was controlling the puppet and kicked him with a roundhouse kick hard enough to make a wet crunch sound and send the Sand ninja flying hard to the ground. Some of the jonin were making conversation, but the conversations ended when Naruto destroyed the puppet and crunched the puppeteer at the same time.

The proctor called the match when it was obvious that Kankuro had a broken arm and several broken ribs. "Sorry I kicked you so hard," Naruto said to the injured Kankuro who had a terrified look plastered on his face. "I thought you were another puppet," Naruto tried to explain, but the medics carted the Sand-nin off out of the arena.

Naruto returned to the catwalk where the jonin in green spandex approached him. "The flames of your youth burn bright, Naruto!" the man exclaimed.

"Uhh… Yeah. Right. Who are you again?" Naruto asked, confused.

"I am Might Gai! Kakashi's eternal rival!" Gai exclaimed. "Your taijutsu is nearly as good as my beautiful student, Lee!"

'Yeah, except he flawlessly mixed basic ninjutsu into his taijutsu,' thought the bearded jonin. 'His taijutsu is close to jonin level and the skill of the ninjutsu that he employed is nearly the same. But the council will have a hard time approving the kid for promotion. I'm glad none of my students had to fight him.'

"Just watch, sensei! I will prove that someone can be a ninja even without ninjutsu and genjutsu!" exclaimed the miniature version of the green-spandex jonin.

The board flickered, quickly diverting Naruto's attention from the weird pair, showing Hinata Hyuuga and Temari of the Desert. The shyest girl from their class jumped down along with the blonde girl with a giant fan from the Sand.

"Do your best, Hinata!" Naruto cheered. The girl had obvious self-confidence problems and Naruto didn't see anyone else jumping into her corner, but no sooner had he cheered, Kiba yelled out,

"Come on Hinata! You can beat her!"

The proctor yelled, "Fight!" and Hinata took up a strange taijutsu stance. Naruto looked at the rest of the genin from his class. Only Naruto and Kiba were cheering.

"Come on, guys. Show your support for your comrade! GO HINATA! YOU CAN DO IT!" he shouted.

Shikamaru, Ino, Lee, and Shino joined Kiba and Naruto in cheering for Hinata. Temari was staying away from Hinata and Hinata had activated her byakugan. Temari used her massive fan to unleash a wind ninjutsu, but Hinata rapidly spun around, creating a dome of chakra that diverted the jutsu.

'They're all cheering for me! I can't let them down!' Hinata thought as she ran forward, attempting to strike the elusive Sand-nin, but Temari was faster, keeping Hinata at bay. Hinata pulled several kunai out and threw them at Temari, hoping that it would force the Sand-nin into a close-combat battle, but the kunai merely missed. Hinata could see the wind that Temari had used to divert the kunai and knew that the battle would come down to which one of them had more stamina.

After many long minutes of battle, Hinata ran out of chakra diverting one of Temari's wind jutsu and the match ended when she collapsed from exhaustion and the wind jutsu tossed her across the arena, but it was longer than many on the catwalks thought it would be, especially Neji and Gaara.

Kakashi turned to the woman with red eyes and said, "You look surprised, Kurenai."

"She's never fought so hard is all," Kurenai mumbled. "I wonder what it was that finally motivated her."

"I wonder," Kakashi smiled behind his mask while reading his romance novel.

Naruto turned to the arena where Sakura and a girl with two buns in her brown hair were about to start. Naruto noted that the other name on the board was Tenten.

"Come on, Sakura! You can do it!" he cheered.

Both kunoichi took taijutsu stances. Tenten started by throwing several kunai and throwing stars at Sakura, but Sakura dodged with a body-flicker and engaged Tenten up close. Tenten pulled out a kunai, slashing at Sakura, but Sakura back-flipped away, drawing a kunai of her own. Sakura quickly pressed back in, kunai in hand, but the two were near even at taijutsu.

'This only worked on Naruto the first time, but maybe I'll get lucky and Tenten hasn't trained against genjutsu like we have,' Sakura thought.

Sakura took the initiative and quickly made the hand signs for the one genjutsu she had learned from Kakashi, putting Tenten into the Hell-Viewing Jutsu. Using her opponent's momentary paralysis, Sakura rapidly struck Tenten from behind, knocking Tenten out.

"Well, my eternal rival," Gai started, "it seems that your student has surpassed mine. I will ensure that my student trains even harder from now on!"

The board flickered, reading Neji Hyuuga and one of the Cloud kunoichi. Both jumped into the arena, ready for battle.

"Fate has decreed that I will win. There is no shame in surrender," Neji droned at the Cloud kunoichi before the proctor even started the match.

"Shut up and fight, you fatalistic freak," the Cloud kunoichi spat back.

"Fight!" shouted the proctor.

Neji activated his byakugan and the kunoichi started with hand signs. Neji paused for a moment before blinking once and moving toward the kunoichi. She simply started a new set of hand signs, which ultimately did nothing to stop Neji's advance.

'Using genjutsu against the byakugan. Bad idea, sweetie,' Kurenai thought. 'That's almost as useless as using genjutsu against the sharingan.'

Neji closed and began striking softly. The kunoichi from Clouds thought she was blocking his strikes, but Neji began ticking off numbers.

"Two," he started. "Four," he said a moment later. "Eight," he rapidly progressed. "Sixteen," he mumbled as his strikes gained even more speed. "Thirty-two," he said as the kunoichi noticed that she wasn't able to block anymore. "Sixty-four," he said as the kunoichi felt exhausted. "Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms," Neji breathed. He could see that the girl's entire chakra network was shut down. "You cannot continue. Fate has spoken," Neji intoned as he walked back to the catwalk.

The girl managed to stand up and trip herself, falling unconscious to the ground. The proctor called the match. The board flickered, showing Kiba Inuzuka and one of the Mist ninja. Naruto was stunned at Neji's cold demeanor, while Lee said with as much determination as Naruto had ever heard, "That is my main competition. I will defeat him."

The proctor yelled, "Fight!" and the Mist-nin unleashed a white fog that covered the entire battlefield. Kiba yelled in animalistic fury and a twister erupted from the mist to strike down again. The Mist-nin had a sword out which had blocked Kiba's attack, but his sword was now cracked.

"How did you find me?" the Mist-nin asked.

"Pfft. There's more than one sense," Kiba scoffed.

"I see," the Mist-nin muttered, already making hand signs. "Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!" A giant water dragon erupted from the dissipating mist, but Kiba responded with his own attack. "Garoga!" Kiba and Akamaru were identical, but they spun together, creating the vortex to strike directly at the water jutsu. The Mist-nin ended the water jutsu, but threw a storm of kunai and shuriken forcing Kiba and Akamaru to dodge backward while he made several hand signs.

"Water Style: Rotting Mist!" The Mist-nin summoned a fogbank of acrid yellow, but this time Kiba and Akamaru screamed as soon as they smelled it. Kiba yelled out that he resigned the match before the Mist-nin had a chance to attack.

The board flickered again, showing Sasuke Uchiha and Rock Lee. Lee jumped down to the arena, taking up a taijutsu stance. Sasuke activated his sharingan and took up a defensive stance. The proctor yelled, "Fight!" and Lee swiftly moved in to engage Sasuke. Lee wasn't as fast as a body-flicker and Sasuke was accustomed to fighting three or four body-flickering Naruto's simultaneously, so he was able to keep up with Lee, but only just.

Lee struck with a more refined leg sweep than Naruto, spinning up into an axe kick that dropped onto Sasuke's block. Sasuke rolled with the kick and tumbled to the side. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" A ball of fire blasted out of Sasuke's mouth, forcing Lee to retreat. Sasuke followed it up with half a dozen kunai thrown at several spots around Lee, hoping that at least one would find a home. Lee dodged them all and ran in to engage again.

Sasuke whipped down into the same sweep kick that Lee had previously used against him, but Lee picked up both legs and launched like a missile at Sasuke, striking him in the chest with both feet. Sasuke rolled again, throwing Lee off. Sasuke body-flickered behind Lee, trying to grab the taijutsu expert. Lee felt Sasuke behind him and whispered, "Gate of Opening," as the first of his eight gates opened and he evaded Sasuke's grasp.

"How many gates can Lee open?" Kakashi asked Gai.

"Five," Gai smiled and then he yelled, "Remove your training weights, my precious student!"

Both combatants looked up at the catwalk, but Lee replied, "But Sensei—"

"DON'T ARGUE! JUST DO IT, LEE!" Gai screamed.

"I'll wait," Sasuke said. Lee took off the heavy weights that had been around his ankles, which fell to the ground with a loud clang. "Can we continue?" Sasuke asked. Lee nodded, moving almost as fast as a body-flicker.

Sasuke continued blocking, still accustomed to three or four simultaneous attacks. Compared to Lee's rapid succession of attacks, he could still keep up a good defense, but a single target was much more difficult to hit than three or four targets. Lee partially unraveled the bandages on his hands and forearms, continuing his assault on Sasuke. Sasuke dropped his defense to see what Lee would do and Lee wrapped him in his hanging bandages.

As Lee began his spin, Sasuke used a shadow-clone as a replacement and watched the technique from two angles. His shadow-clone dispersed, leaving Lee triumphant, until Lee realized that it had been a shadow-clone. Sasuke engaged Lee again, this time using Lee's own moves against him. Lee had long practiced with Gai using the same techniques, so he simply whispered, "Gate of Healing," and fought harder.

Sasuke, having seen how to open the first gate from Lee replied, "Gate of Opening," and increased his speed to keep up with Lee.

"How many gates can Sasuke open?" Gai asked Kakashi.

"I have no idea. I never taught him the technique," Kakashi replied.

"Without physical training, it is impossible to learn to open the gates," Gai retorted.

"Sasuke trains with Naruto every day," Kakashi countered.

Gai grumbled as he watched his student's skin turn red and muttered, "Gate of Life."

Sasuke kept up with Lee only due to his intense training with Naruto and the benefit of his sharingan. He had no illusions that he would be able to keep up without either of those advantages. "Fire Style: Phoenix Sage Fire Jutsu!" Sasuke unleashed a swarm of fireballs at Lee as he tossed shuriken at the speeding, green taijutsu freak. Lee batted the fireballs, seeming to ignore them as he flew toward Sasuke.

'Maybe if I open that second gate? Shit! He's starting to move faster than I can,' Sasuke thought as he opened the second gate. The two furiously fought for long seconds before Sasuke had a realization. 'Dammit. This is stupid! He admitted that he can't use genjutsu or ninjutsu. He's only used taijutsu so far, so he probably can't defend against it.' Sasuke locked eyes with the furious Lee before disengaging and watching Lee fight harder and harder against an illusory enemy. Lee opened the fourth gate, but Gai stepped in realizing that Lee was trapped in Sasuke's simple genjutsu. The proctor called the match as soon as Gai intervened.

The board flashed, showing Shino Aburame and the last Mist ninja. The two met in the arena and the proctor yelled, "Fight!" The Mist-nin started making hand signs, but a swarm of insects surrounded the poor girl. Shino remained calm in the middle of the massive insect swarm.

"You'll find that I'm not susceptible to genjutsu," Shino commented as the girl tried two different genjutsu on him.

"No! I CAN'T lose!" she screamed as the insects drained her chakra.

"It's unfortunate that you were paired with me then, because you WILL lose," Shino stated as the girl started to waver. She threw a kunai that Shino easily avoided. The proctor called the match as the girl collapsed from exhaustion moments later.

"How boring," the Mist jonin commented.

The board flickered again, revealing Ino Yamanaka and the last kunoichi from Cloud. She hopped down into the arena and the two stared at each other before the proctor yelled, "Fight!" Ino left strands of her hair as traps all over the arena while the other kunoichi charged her body with lightning chakra.

Ino backed herself against a wall as the Cloud kunoichi tried to run through her hair traps, but it gave Ino enough time to aim her Mind Body Switch Jutsu. Ino's body collapsed as she inhabited the Cloud kunoichi. As the Cloud kunoichi, she said, "I quit."

The proctor said, "Okay. Since Ino Yamanaka is unconscious and you quit, both of you lose the match."

Ino released the jutsu and stood up in her own body screaming about it being unfair. After several minutes of heated dispute, she decided against revealing her clan's signature intelligence gathering technique and took the loss.

The board flickered to reveal Shikamaru Nara and the kunoichi from Rock. He strolled down to the arena floor and started to say, "I quit," but before he got it out, Ino yelled, "If you quit, I'll tell your mother!"

"How troublesome," Shikamaru muttered. "Let's get this over with."

"Fight!" the proctor yelled.

Shikamaru threw out several kunai, some of which had exploding tags to distract the kunoichi. She dodged and started making hand signs, but Shikamaru said, "Shadow Possession Jutsu, complete," and the kunoichi found she was frozen in place. Shikamaru walked backward and she walked backward until she bumped into the arena wall. Shikamaru said, "Sorry about this, but this was the fastest way to get this over with," as he bent forward and so did she. He whipped his head backwards into empty space, but the kunoichi knocked herself out on the wall. The proctor called the match.

The board flickered again and the last two names came up. Gaara of the Desert and the last ninja from Rock entered the arena. "Will you prove my existence?" Gaara said, bloodlust dripping from his voice.

The proctor yelled, "Fight!" and the Rock-nin made hand signs in rapid succession. The Rock-nin fired off a bunch of rocks at Gaara, but sand always intercepted the bullets. Nothing managed to penetrate as the Rock-nin tried attack after attack. Gaara finally got bored and the sand formed a claw, grabbing the Rock-nin and slamming him into the ground with a cough of blood. The sand continued to crush the Rock-nin after the proctor called the match, forcing the Sand Jonin to step in and calm Gaara, who just kept muttering, "Kill! Kill! Kill!"

The jonin and remaining genin gathered in front of the Hokage. "Before you take a month to prepare yourselves, you will all draw numbers to determine your matches in the public arena," the Hokage said with practiced authority. "Step forward and draw your numbers."

The proctors called out numbers as they filled out a chart. Neji would fight Sakura. Sasuke would fight Gaara. Naruto would fight the Mist-nin. The Cloud-nin would fight the Rock-nin. Shino would fight Temari. And Shikamaru would skip the first round.

—Naruto's house, that evening—

"We all made it!" Naruto exclaimed to Kushina and Jiraiya. "The whole team is in the finals!"

Sasuke sat quietly on the couch, reading a book of poetry that he'd come to enjoy after picking it up some years ago.

"Who do you have to fight, Naruto?" Jiraiya asked, genuinely curious. He hadn't been to a chunin exam since his own decades ago, but he planned to see Naruto's chunin exam. 'And that's why you master the basics,' he thought.

"Some guy from Mist," Naruto said. "Sasuke has to fight that crazy sand guy and Sakura is going to fight Neji."

"I'll work on a training program after I talk to Kakashi, Naruto, but I expect that you three will start training separately," Jiraiya explained. "You might have to fight each other in later rounds, so it makes sense to give you all the best chance of success."

"Kakashi already spoke to me, Jiraiya. He expects that you'll train Naruto and since Kurenai has a student in the finals and he doesn't want to call in any other favors, I'm going to train Sakura, while he trains Sasuke," Kushina explained.

They were all surprised by the knock at the door. Everyone except the Hokage that they knew usually used the window. Naruto opened the door to find Hinata, looking petrified.

"H-hello, N-Naruto," she stammered.

Naruto looked outside, down the hall both ways, while Hinata stood stunned at Naruto's abrupt response. "Hi, Hinata! You'd better come in before the hall-monster get you," he teased. Hinata didn't know how to respond.

Kushina pushed Naruto out of the way and said to the terrified girl, "Why don't you come in and have some tea? It'll calm your nerves and we can chat like civilized people," with a warm, welcoming smile.

Hinata entered slowly, sitting in a chair whispering, "Thank you, Uzumaki-san." She looked at Jiraiya, who stared at her and Sasuke, who ignored her.

"Damn, boy! You got girls knocking down the door to get to you!" Jiraiya exclaimed as Naruto and Jiraiya started another boisterous argument over the propriety of commenting on Naruto's non-existent love life. Naruto led the sannin to the couch where they would bother Sasuke instead of Hinata.

'Damn, she's cute. And not already hung up on Sasuke,' Naruto thought while he argued. 'But she's the heir to a major clan, so maybe it isn't the best idea to get tangled up with her.'

Hinata sipped her tea while Jiraiya and Naruto made noise in the background. Kushina gave her a reassuring look and said, "Now then. What can I do for you, Hyuuga-sama?"

"Please, call me Hinata," Hinata started. "I know that I'm not in the finals, but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind training me. You are reputed to have the most stamina of any kunoichi in history and I am weak in that area. Additionally, I thought that I might include Sakura because she is going to fight my cousin and I would dearly like to see him lose."

'This is perfect! It couldn't have worked out better if someone was planning it!' Kushina thought. "I think that we can arrange that, Hinata. But will your family have any problems with it?"

"My father is grooming my sister to take over the clan and my team won't be on any missions, so I doubt he would have noticed, but I asked him before I came here anyway and he told me that it wouldn't bother him," Hinata explained.

"ALL HYUUGA WOMEN HAVE GIANT BREASTS!" Jiraiya screamed, holding his hands in front of his chest. Hinata blushed, but pretended not to hear it.

"SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE AND WE'RE ONLY THIRTEEN, YOU OBNOXIOUS, PERVERTED, PEDOPHILE!" Naruto screamed back.

"I'M SAYING FOR YOU NOT FOR ME! AND I'M JUST A PERVERT! I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!" Jiraiya defended, before noticing Kushina, Sasuke, Naruto, and Hinata all staring at him. He stopped screaming and calmly said, "Right. I'll go find a hotel then," fleeing out the window at top speed, fearing for his life.

Chapter 8

"There's an OWNER'S MANUAL for the sharingan!?" Kakashi asked Sasuke as the two entered the Uchiha family temple, displaying an uncharacteristic level of surprise. Sasuke brought Kakashi into the secret room under the temple to get Kakashi to teach him to unlock more aspects of his own sharingan, not realizing that Kakashi had never seen it.

"All Uchiha know about the stone under the temple," Sasuke explained. "It's amazing that you've managed to mature the sharingan that you have without any instruction, Kakashi-sensei. Even with the instructions, not every member of the Uchiha clan awakened or fully developed their sharingan."

The two read the face of the large tablet before activating their sharingan eyes. The tablet looked different under Kakashi's single, fully developed eye than it did to Sasuke's two, under-developed eyes.

—Training Ground 4—

"After you sign the contract, you'll be able to attempt summoning the toads," Jiraiya lectured.

"Yes. I understand, Pervy-sensei. Pull out the scroll already!" Naruto exclaimed.

Jiraiya pulled out the scroll and Naruto signed it. Before Jiraiya even rolled up the scroll, Naruto ran through the summoning seals and pumped as much chakra as his highly overdeveloped chakra network could produce into the very exact seal for summoning. Gamabunta appeared under the startled blonde.

"I knew all of the practice would pay off!" Jiraiya noted.

The enormous toad looked around before grumbling, "What the hell, Jiraiya? I don't see a battle. And why are you down there?"

Jiraiya chuckled, "I'm not the one who summoned you," as he pointed to the blonde standing atop the giant frog.

"Who are you?" the toad rumbled.

"Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto introduced. "What's your name, big guy?"

"I am Gamabunta and if you want to summon the toad clan, then you have to prove yourself worthy," the toad boomed.

"How does that work?" Naruto asked.

"Hang on," Gamabunta muttered as he started jumping around.

—Uzumaki apartment—

"What do you mean, I have to take off my clothes?" Sakura exclaimed.

"You're fighting a Hyuuga. We just so happen to have one of our own. You are going to learn where each and every one of your tenketsu are located. You are going to learn it because you won't be able to stop Neji from closing them. You are going to learn it because you are NOT going to lose in the first thirty seconds of the match. Now shut up and strip so Hinata can put the henna paint on you," Kushina admonished.

Hinata stood in Kushina's bedroom with her byakugan active and a needle with henna paint in her hand. It wasn't as if Hinata couldn't see through all of Sakura's clothes anyway.

—Uchiha temple, underground—

"We have more training to do," Kakashi said. "We should leave."

"But what if there's more?" Sasuke asked.

"We won't learn it by staring at the stone," Kakashi replied.

"Right," Sasuke stated, not looking away.

Kakashi grabbed the boy by the collar and dragged him out into the night sky. They'd been staring at the stone tablet all day.

—Training Ground 4—

"You've read about chakra natures, so I won't bore you by repeating it. Right now though, you're going to train all five. I don't expect that you'll master all of them, but with shadow-clones to cheat, you'll get the most out of your time," Jiraiya started.

"Why can't you just teach me some jutsus?" Naruto whined.

"Because you want to be able to do any jutsu, not just one jutsu. Your control is great right now, but you need to learn to change your chakra nature," Jiraiya explained.

"So I'll just make a hundred clones and then we'll all work on the exercises," Naruto grumbled.

"No. You'll make 25 clones and then you will do taijutsu training and meditation with me, dispelling and creating one group every ten minutes. A mass of clones will eventually have minor differences and through trial and error, you'll find ways to do better at each exercise, individually. Each clone you'll be using will be trying a slightly different, but related exercise so that anything that one clone in each group learns can apply to any of the other clones in the group. This will make your training much more efficient so that you will learn how to change chakra natures much more quickly than the months or years that it might normally take," Jiraiya lectured.

"I think I get it. Start showing me the exercises," Naruto said as he created 25 shadow clones.

—Private Training Ground 3—

"You've got the speed down and, thanks to Lee and your training with Naruto, you've already figured out how to unlock two of the gates, but you'll have to rest up before you can do that again. Since we wasted yesterday reading the tablet in the Uchiha shrine, we'll have to make up for that today by moving extremely fast. Keep your sharingan active for as long as you can and let me know if I move too fast for you to keep up," Kakashi lectured as he started to fight Sasuke.

—Uzumaki apartment—

"This henna stuff doesn't come off, Kushina-san," Sakura whined.

"That's the point. It'll last for a month and we only had to apply it once. Start where we left off. Try to open your tenketsu after Hinata shuts it," Kushina lectured, reading a magazine advertisement for a hot spring. "Once you can do that, you'll be ready for the next phase of your training. Beating Neji will be meaningless if you can't at least put up a good fight to whoever is after him."

—Training Ground 4—

"I've mastered the wind nature exercises, Pervy-sensei," Naruto crowed.

"Perfect. Now try using wind chakra in the techniques that you already know with it," Jiraiya muttered while looking through binoculars.

"Can't you stop looking at the springs for five minutes to teach me something!" Naruto exclaimed.

"I AM teaching you something! You just aren't learning it! Now do what I say until you've mastered all five elements!" Jiraiya shot back.

—Private Training Ground 3—

"Faster, Sasuke!" Kakashi yelled as a fist shot out. "You have to be faster if you want to activate the third tomoe!" as he activated genjutsu distractions in rapid succession.

"GAH! You're trying to KILL me!" Sasuke screamed.

"Maybe. Maybe not. But Gaara most certainly will! Don't quit!" Kakashi screamed.

—Uzumaki apartment—

"So you can open and close your tenketsu at will, without striking them?" Kushina asked.

Sakura swore, "Not yet. Don't we have other things to study though?"

"Not until you can open and close your tenketsu without your hands," Kushina said flatly.

"Kushina-san?" Hinata asked. "How is this helping my stamina?"

"Are you tired at the end of the day?" Kushina asked.

"Yes," Hinata answered.

"Are your muscles sore at the end of the day?" Kushina replied.

"Yes," Hinata answered again.

"It's only been a week. You can't really expect a significant increase in that short time period. Once Sakura starts learning medical ninjutsu in earnest, we should be able to up the training significantly. But we won't be able to start that until she learns to control her tenketsu," Kushina smiled. "So HURRY UP, SAKURA!" she yelled.

And then Kushina went back to reading another magazine.

—Training Ground 4—

"When I use wind chakra with shadow-clones, I can't make any clones. When I use wind chakra with body-flicker, I just get a gust of wind with me when I move and I can keep going for much longer than normal. What use is that?" Naruto asked.

"Have you tried body-flicker on just one part of your body at a time instead of your whole body at once?" Jiraiya asked.

"Wait. You can do that?" Naruto responded.

"Yes. Now try it with neutral chakra, then with wind chakra," Jiraiya whispered through a hangover. "And let me know when you can do anything with any other nature," he said as he nodded off in a lounge chair.

—Private Training Ground 3—

Kakashi pulled up his headband to reveal his own three-tomoe sharingan. "You have to be faster, Sasuke, or I will definitely kill you," he intoned with deadly intent. "Dodging or opening any gates won't save you. You have to perceive faster."

'How the hell am I supposed to DO that?' Sasuke thought as Kakashi started moving ever faster.

Kakashi fought harder and faster, keeping his demeanor cold and cruel until Sasuke couldn't keep up. He threw kunai closer and closer to Sasuke, waiting for Sasuke's eyes to morph into the three-tomoe sharingan that indicated it had reached full maturity.

'I still have three days to get his sharingan to mature. I don't need to start teaching him the basis of Chidori until then,' Kakashi thought as one of his kunai left a hair-thin streak of blood across Sasuke's arm.

—Leaf Hospital—

"You are going to learn two basic healing techniques. The first is how to repair minor damage. The second is how to reinforce tissues and project your chakra into a blow. Hinata is going to come with me and we'll be back when I have to carry her," Kushina explained.

"Are you dumping me off at the hospital to train Hinata?" Sakura asked.

"No. I'm leaving you with experienced medics to teach you the principals involved in the techniques that you are going to need by the time I get done with Hinata," Kushina explained. "You've already studied basic anatomy. Now, you're going to get a four-day crash course and a few rounds in practical application. We'll see where you're at afterward," Kushina lectured. "Hurry up or you'll be late. I had to call in some very old favors to get this for you."

Sakura started following around the medic-nin, asking questions about the two topics Kushina had mentioned, much to the annoyance of the medic-nin.

—Ichiraku Ramen—

"I'm doing much better with earth chakra, but I'm still lagging with fire, lighting, and water. I don't get it. The harder I try, the worse those elements get," Naruto complained over lunch.

"Those elements aren't about pure effort, Naruto. Only earth is about sheer stubbornness. You know that. Focus on what those elements ARE at their cores and you should make some more progress," Jiraiya said between slurps of ramen.

Naruto stopped and slapped his forehead. "Of course! I got wind quickly and have been using it with taijutsu already and earth is coming along, so I've been using the ideas from molding earth and chakra with the other elements, but the ideas are incompatible with the nature of the chakra! Why didn't you tell me that, Pervy-sensei?"

Jiraiya rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Why didn't I tell you that just now," he said flatly.

"I figured out how to use a partial body-flicker with wind chakra to make my blows have a cutting quality though. That was pretty awesome, right?"

Jiraiya looked at his tattered shirt. "It's a great combat technique, Naruto. But your meditation is still terrible. We're going to start doing a stillness exercise tomorrow that will help you a lot in the future."

"But meditation is boring," Naruto whined.

"You'll thank me someday," Jiraiya muttered as he ignored the whining blonde.

—Private Training Ground 3—

"You almost killed me!" Sasuke screamed.

"Your sharingan is now fully matured. It never would have happened without the life-or-death stress," Kakashi defended. "Now we can work on your chakra nature. It should be a matter of days for you to master lightning chakra enough to perform the one unique jutsu that I've created."

"Wait. What? You're going to teach me your unique jutsu? What is it?" Sasuke said, more interested.

"It's an assassination technique. It is purely offensive in nature and it's not something that you should use lightly, but Gaara might not give you a choice and I'm not going to send you to die at his hands in the arena," Kakashi explained.

"So all of this was just training? You weren't trying to kill me?" Sasuke asked.

"I haven't given you a chance to think about it, but I'm a jonin listed in bingo books and you're a genin. If I wanted to kill you, do you really think that it would have taken this long? Hurry up and finish your lunch so that we can get back to training," Kakashi said, already finished with his food.

—Uzumaki apartment—

"How am I supposed to heal a torn muscle? I barely got the theory from that guy at the hospital!" Sakura complained loudly.

"You had four days, you already knew more than half of it, and you've been bragging about your perfect chakra control since we met. Stop being melodramatic and heal Hinata's arm," Kushina brow-beat the pink-haired girl.

"I'm not even sure how!" Sakura went on.

"Figure it out soon or you're going to have to spar with me next," Kushina threatened with a feral grin. "And I make Sasuke and Naruto look like quitters when it comes to stamina."

Sakura screamed with nervous laughter as Hinata quietly waited for the would-be chunin to figure out a healing technique based on theory and perfect chakra control that Hinata knew didn't actually exist yet. Hinata absently thought, 'Poor Sakura. Kushina is really pushing her. But if she can do this, then Neji won't be able to win.'

—Training Ground 4—

"I can't quite use lightning as well as wind or earth, but I'm close. Water is still a problem and fire is barely any better. We've still got a week left. Shouldn't I keep training with the elements, Pervy-sensei?"

"It's time to start incorporating the nature transformations into the jutsu that you already know. Plus, you're going to practice the practical application of seals. I know Kushina has given you scrolls, so we're going to focus primarily on putting what you know to use for the next six days," Jiraiya explained.

"Why not seven days?" Naruto asked.

"You don't want to be totally bushed on the day of the arena, so you'll take the last day to rest. We're going to the hot springs just outside of town. We're meeting Sasuke and Kakashi as well as Kushina, Hinata, and Sakura," Jiraiya smiled.

"You're not implying that you're going to peep on my mother and two of my peers, are you Pervy-sensei?"

"I'm offended, Naruto. There are plenty of other women for me to peep on," Jiraiya smiled. 'And some of them pay for the privilege,' Jiraiya imagined some of his favorite jobs.

—Private Training Ground 3—

Sasuke breathed heavily. He'd just put a hole in a boulder the length of his arm with his Chidori. It was the second of the day and he was nearly exhausted.

"That's it. You can only perform this jutsu twice in a day. Any more and you'll burn out your chakra and your stamina, which would result in your death," Kakashi's arms were folded as he watched. "You have deeper chakra reserves than most ninja your age and you've got a fully mature sharingan."

"But not a Mangekyo Sharingan," Sasuke interrupted.

"What would you rather have: friends or the Mangekyo Sharingan?" Kakashi asked redundantly.

"Can't I have both?" Sasuke asked.

"There is no way that I know of to have both, Sasuke. It's one or the other. Believe me when I tell you that I would trade almost anything to get my friends back. If I had a choice, I would choose friends," Kakashi said forlorn.

—Uzumaki apartment—

"You can knit some of your tissues back together, Sakura, but you can't enhance them with your chakra," Kushina evaluated. "It's a great battlefield tactic, but I was hoping that you'd master the latter rather than the former."

"It's not like I can heal everything, Kushina-san; just minor tears. I don't know how I'm going to beat Neji," Sakura whined.

"Sakura, you'll be sparring against Hinata for the next two days. But you will only defend, never attack. If you don't see the benefit of your training, then I'll happily track down any instructor of your choosing to teach you after the exams," Kushina explained. "Hinata, Sakura has been training with Naruto and Sasuke to get her endurance up. The both of you will keep fighting until I get tired."

"Until I get tired?" the two asked in stereo.

"No. Until I get tired of fighting. I'll be watching from this comfortable lounge chair," Kushina smiled and showed off the lounge chair she'd stolen from Jiraiya.

Hinata and Sakura mentally screamed in horror. Screaming out loud only resulted in Kushina's demented laughter haunting them throughout an exercise.

—Training Ground 4—

"Holy crap! Lightning chakra is the best body-flicker augmentation ever!" Naruto screamed.

"If we had more time, I'd start teaching you some more advanced chakra shaping exercises, but we'll save that for later. Why aren't you using any earth chakra though? You're much better at it than lightning."

"Earth body-flicker is lame. I can barely move. It's not very good for my style and a lightning technique of any kind will punch right through it. Since I don't know any real earth jutsu, I'll just use wind and lightning," Naruto explained.

"If we had more time, I'd teach you some earth techniques, but we have to start making our way to the hot springs. Remember not to give away what we've been training until you fight at the exams," Jiraiya lectured. "Try not to think about it too much. Try to relax tomorrow. Too bad you can't manage to sit still," he muttered.

Chapter 9

"The first match will be Neji Hyuuga and Sakura Haruno," the Hokage spoke. "All other examinees should go to the waiting area."

The clamor of the arena was deafening, but everyone was prepared. The genin knew that it was coming and were only mildly nervous about fighting in front of so many people. Daimyos, jonin, merchants, and many others watched the chunin exams in order to evaluate the strength of the ninja they might hire. Naruto and Sasuke wished Sakura luck before retreating to the staging area in the heart of the arena.

"Your fate is to lose, Sakura. You should learn when to quit before you die," Neji intoned as the proctor looked on.

"Two Kages are here today, so giving up without a fight would be stupid for both of us, Neji. Think a little before you give advice," Sakura smirked.

"Fight!" yelled the proctor, jumping out of the way. Neji assumed a stance that Sakura was already familiar with and Sakura body-flickered into Neji's reach, delivering a light blow to his arm. Neji accepted the blow and struck at one of Sakura's tenketsu, closing it. Sakura jabbed several more times, but Neji just used the opportunity to close more of her tenketsu.

Neji had closed off most of the tenketsu in her left arm and several in her other limbs and torso, but Sakura smiled at him and said, "I hope you've got more than that, Neji, or this fight is going to start going south for you very soon," as she opened the closed tenketsu from her core outward, in sequence. The Hyuuga watching in the stadium gasped along with Neji.

'She can open her tenketsu without touching them? I'll simply have to shut them all down at once,' the arrogant youth thought. "You are in range of my divination, Sakura," he started to tell the pink-haired girl.

"You are in range of my body-flicker, you arrogant ass," Sakura replied as she body-flickered into his blind spot, delivering a hard kick to the boy's back. Neji rolled to the ground, spinning to his feet and rushing close to Sakura, seemingly unfazed.

"Two," he calmly intoned. "Four," he listed, "eight, sixteen, thirty-two, sixty-four. Eight Trigrams Sixty-four Palms," he said, completing the technique that should instantly incapacitate a foe.

"Oh no!" Sakura gasped. "You've shut down sixty-four of my tenketsu! I feel so tired!" There was only the barest flicker of chakra in her core, so close to absolutely nothing that it might as well have been for anyone else. Once a single core tenketsu opened, she started popping more tenketsu open as she spoke, freeing her trapped chakra. "Oh, wait. Nope," she needled. "My turn," she said as she started wailing on the unsuspecting Neji as Hinata's pent up frustrations flooded out of Sakura.

"Vacuum Palm" Neji expressed as he knocked Sakura back. Neji had several light bruises, but the pink-haired girl was not strong enough to knock him out. Sakura winced as she flew, focusing on the healing jutsu to repair the organ damage as she skidded across the dirt.

She pulled out several kunai and threw them in rapid succession at Neji, creating a barrage that she knew he couldn't dodge. He simply spun, creating a dome of chakra around him that seemed to deflect all of the incoming projectiles.

'Dammit!' Sakura cursed inwardly. 'He can't really hurt me with his Gentle Fist, but I can't put enough of a hurt on him to end the match. If only I'd had more time…'

Sakura body-flickered with a leg sweep, but Neji jumped out of the way as if he'd practiced avoiding leg sweeps thousands of times. Neji approached her again with simple Gentle Fist taijutsu. Sakura put more power behind her blows and focused on keeping her tenketsu open after each strike. She could barely keep up with his strikes, but she was starting to fatigue the so-called genius.

Neji tried to use the Sixty-four Palms again, but Sakura knew that opening a full set of closed tenketsu took more time than Neji would give her again. She quickly used a body-flicker to get as far away from Neji as the arena would allow. Knowing she had to come up with something or she wouldn't be able to last much longer, she tried to channel chakra back into her muscles and bones to give herself a strength boost. She dropped a quick test axe kick into the ground at her feet, leaving a very small, barely noticeable crater under her heal.

'I know that wasn't right, but it's the best I'm going to be able to do for the rest of this match. I hope it's enough or Neji is gonna win,' Sakura thought.

"You are in range of my divination," Neji started to intone.

"Shut up, Neji," Sakura exclaimed as she struck him with a medically enhanced fist across his chin, taking only the first two strikes before sending the boy flying. Neji did not expect the force of the blow and tried to roll with the punch, but it had much more power than any of the girl's previous strikes and he was caught off guard enough to fly to the ground. The proctor approached Neji, checked the boy for injuries, and announced,

"Winner: Sakura Haruno!"

The crowd cheered as Sakura waved on her way back to the staging area. She won, which meant that she'd have to fight again after everyone else finished. She didn't have any tricks for beating anyone else, but at least the first match was over. Hinata secretly smiled, knowing that Neji had finally gotten a taste of what it had been like for her for so long, but she found herself feeling sorry for him because being the best had long been the only thing he cared about since his father died.

Naruto and Sasuke waited for Sakura to reach the waiting area before congratulating her. "I knew you were strong, but you took out Neji! He dropped that other girl like it was part of his morning ritual! Way to go, Sakura!" Naruto shouted.

"It was pretty boring, but what matters is that you won, Sakura," Sasuke said. "How did you avoid getting your chakra network shut down by his attacks though?"

"I didn't avoid it. Kushina-sensei taught me how to open and close my tenketsu at will. I have no idea how I'm going to move past the next round though. We kind of specialized during my training," Sakura smiled nervously.

"Next up: Shino Aburame and Tamari of the Desert," an announcer boomed. Temari strolled out with her fan while Shino moved slowly into position.

"Fight!" the proctor shouted before jumping away.

"I wonder if you'll have as much luck against me as you did my teammate," Shino wondered aloud.

"That depends, bug-boy. Are you as weak as she is?" countered Temari.

"You'll find that weakness is relative, I think," Shino opined as his tunneling insects began crawling up Temari's legs.

Temari screamed and danced trying everything she could to scrape them off, even going so far as to glide on her enormous fan, but her panic allowed the chakra eating bugs to feed from her reserves. She barely noticed in time to create a wind jutsu that scattered the bugs.

'I have to buy more time, but I can't stand still with this guy or he'll get me with those damned bugs,' she thought, still gliding.

Shino didn't give her a chance to form a plan, however, throwing kunai at the easy target. Temari wasn't worried about the kunai and batted them out of the air easily with a gust of wind before noticing the swarm of bugs behind her. She spent a long few minutes swatting bugs away and moving around until she was simply too exhausted to continue and Shino knocked her unconscious.

"Winner: Shino Aburame!" the proctor announced.

Shino returned to the staging area where everyone congratulated him on a job well done. Kankuro was in the area with Gaara and the two stayed silent while Temari was taken to the medical tent by the Leaf medical-nin.

The same booming voice came over the loud speakers announcing the match between the Cloud-nin and the Rock-nin. Naruto was surprised to see the strange woman from Mist waiting for him as he searched for a bathroom.

"Hello there, Little Flash," she smiled, her arms across her chest.

'Oh, fuck. Does she know? Is she here to kill me? Play it cool, Naruto. She isn't exhausted anymore,' Naruto thought. "Hi there," he smiled.

"I came here special, just to watch you fight. Naruto, was it?" He nodded. "Don't disappoint me, Naruto. I don't want to think that I owe a debt to someone weak," she smiled eerily.

Naruto returned after his little detour to find that the Rock-nin had defeated the Cloud-nin. And that the Mist genin was already waiting in the arena.

"Naruto Uzumaki, please report to the arena. Your match is about to begin," the loudspeaker boomed.

Naruto rushed out onto the field, zipping his zipper. "Sorry. Sorry, everyone. I had to take a leak. I'm ready now," he flustered.

"Are you sure, Uzumaki?" the proctor asked. "If you have to take a bathroom break, we can move on to the next match."

"I'm good. I just had to piss. Let's do this already," Naruto exclaimed, getting into a basic taijutsu stance.

"Okay. Fight!" the proctor said, jumping away. The Mist-nin quickly summoned a mist as Naruto just stood there. The mist cleared as the befuddled Mist-nin stood next to where Naruto should have stood, his sword already embedded in the ground after what must have been a horrifyingly powerful swing. The Mist-nin looked around, but missed the flash as Naruto crossed the entire arena from the outer wall.

'Earth and lightning without hand signs. And the speed is impressive. The blonde, spikey hair and the speed are only confirming my suspicions that he's related to the Yellow Flash. He was supposed to be a bachelor, but that wouldn't be a hard thing to conceal from enemies during war,' the auburn-haired jonin thought as she watched the fight.

Naruto used an improvised earth technique to tunnel directly beneath his starting spot, replacing himself with a shadow-clone. From his position outside the mist, he used lightning chakra to enhance his speed across the arena and then put wind chakra into his fingertips as he struck the Mist-nin's sword, cutting it where he struck. The Mist-nin leapt back, leaving his broken sword as he wove more hand signs.

Naruto converted his chakra into water chakra and released it in a massive wave, cancelling out the mist field. The Mist-nin's eyes went wide as bad water chakra simply overwhelmed his technique.

'How could he have that much chakra? It's not even pure water chakra!' the Mist-nin thought.

Naruto stood looking at the Mist-nin. "Did you want to try anything else or can I try something?" Naruto asked with a smirk. The Mist-nin pulled out a kunai and charged Naruto in a rage. "That'll work," Naruto chuckled, creating a gale-force wind at shoulder-level into the charging Mist-nin. He then put his hands on the ground, creating a chasm beneath the Mist-nin. The Mist-nin fell back into a pit instead of the ground he'd expected.

Naruto used a neutral body-flicker to close into the pit next to the Mist-nin. The Mist-nin threw a shuriken barrage at Naruto, which Naruto dodged by burrowing into the earth. Shadow-clones reached up from beneath the Mist-nin, holding the Mist-nin down where most observers couldn't see or hear them.

"You put on a good show, but the match is mine. You can walk off or be carried off," Naruto said quickly. "I'm giving you the option."

"Carried off," the Mist-nin said seriously. "I can see that you're ninjutsu and taijutsu outclass mine, but if I walk off, it will show weakness."

Naruto was stunned. He hadn't expected that. "Well? Do it already," the Mist-nin hissed. Another arm shot up, wrapping around the Mist-nin's neck, quickly choking him unconscious.

"Winner: Naruto Uzumaki!" the proctor shouted. Naruto strutted off the field, still a little disturbed by the Mist-nin's attitude. The Leaf genin in the staging area congratulated him on a decisive match.

"Gaara of the Desert and Sasuke Uchiha please come to the arena," boomed the loudspeaker. Sasuke hopped down to the arena, waiting for Gaara. Gaara was not far behind.

"Which one of us exists?" Gaara's voice dripped death.

"We both do, psycho," Sasuke activated his sharingan eyes.

"Fight!" yelled the proctor. Sand swirled around Gaara, hypnotic whirls spinning everywhere. Sasuke could see the chakra laced in every grain, but he knew there wasn't much he could do about the sand. A tendril of sand lashed toward Sasuke, but Sasuke dodged it easily. Sasuke tried to run past the sand, but even body-flickers weren't fast enough to bypass it.

'Naruto's speed might be fast enough, but I'm not sure. I can't duplicate it right now anyway though, so I'll have to think of something else,' Sasuke thought as he blew a fireball at the motionless redhead protected by sand.

The sand was fast attacking as well, but Sasuke was faster at dodging. He threw kunai that cloned to create a massive barrage, but the sand was always there. Claws of sand erupted, trying to grab him, but he always predicted the sand and dodged easily. Sasuke tried genjutsu but the illusions didn't phase Gaara's bloodlust. Gaara broke the illusions the same way Naruto did: brute force. Sasuke planted explosive tags around the arena as he went back and forth with Gaara, waiting to position the Sand-nin just right for the trap he was setting.

Finally, Gaara stepped into position and Sasuke sent chakra to detonate the tags. Gaara was blasted off his feet, repeatedly, until all of the tags Sasuke had planted were exhausted. Gaara stood, his skin peeling off like sand, his rage evident. A sphere of sand surrounded Gaara as he stood, revealing an eye of sand above and seemingly out of range.

Sasuke knew that the only way to attack Gaara would be to strike through the sand. He momentarily thought how nice it might be to have a byakugan to see through the sand instead of guessing at the inside, but quickly pushed that thought aside. He charged his hand with lightning, the chirping sounds bursting from the jutsu. He started running toward Gaara's sand shell, but the earth rumbled and an explosion sounded from the walls of the village, knocking Sasuke to the ground before he could complete his attack. Sasuke picked himself up and turned to try to see what was happening.

'What the hell is going on? Why is there a genjutsu over the entire stadium? Or is it the entire village? What was that "boom" just now?' Sasuke thought as he watched the visiting Kazekage leap from the Kage's box seat a split second before a strange, purple a barrier rose up around it.

Naruto had practiced enough with genjutsu to recognize one and practiced disrupting his chakra as a matter of course throughout any day, but the sleeping jutsu that covered the stadium caught him off guard. By the time he noticed what was happening, the Kazekage was standing next to Sasuke and Gaara was starting to lose his mind in the middle of the arena. Most of the jonin seemed to be pulling themselves out of the genjutsu, but the sounds of battles raging outside the stadium were easily heard.

"Orochimaru!" Jiraiya screamed from the stands as he jumped down to intercept the Kazekage. "We should have killed you years ago!" Jiraiya summoned two toads that Naruto didn't recognize on his shoulders. Naruto watched in horror as Orochimaru extended his head to bite Sasuke, leaving a strange mark on his friend, before facing Jiraiya.

"Kukukuku. Don't you have a village to save, Jiraiya-chan? The Sand is invading and this very arena is going to have the Shukaku on a rampage any minute now," the false-kage pointed at Gaara's sand-covered form. Naruto charged in with a lightning body-flicker to attack the false-kage, but Orochimaru's body impossibly bent to avoid the blonde's strike. "You might be nearly as fast as that annoying Fourth Hokage, boy. But you can't beat me yet," he mocked as he kicked Naruto across the arena.

Jiraiya charged Orochimaru, but the snake-sannin picked up Sasuke's unconscious form and ran. Naruto stood, watching Jiraiya leap after Orochimaru and Sasuke. Most of the jonin and ANBU present had already begun reinforcing the besieged village walls, so few had noticed Gaara growing into a monster the size of a building.

Naruto ran through the summoning signs to bring Gamabunta into the stadium and found himself atop the massive toad. "We have to keep that sand monster from hurting anyone in the stands. We don't have much room, so we'll have to pin it here as quickly as possible, Boss-Toad," Naruto quickly explained.

"That's a great plan, Naruto-boy, but that's a bijuu and I don't have nearly the strength to pin even the one-tail in these tight quarters," Gamabunta rumbled.

"If we don't hurry, that thing is going to start rampaging and a lot of people are going to die!" Naruto exclaimed. "We need to do something quick!"

"Can you do a transformation jutsu?" Gamabunta asked. "I could pin him, if I could take the shape of something with hands or claws."

The sand monster began to roar, waking a few of the genin who had been left behind by the older ninja. "I can think of something. Hang on!" Naruto unleashed a wave of chakra to transform the massive toad into the only thing he could imagine that was that big. For a brief instant, he found himself inside the landscape of the underground plumbing, where he looked into the sealed cage. 'I'm borrowing your form, whatever-your-name-is. I just wanted to let you know, since I think I've just figured out that you're one of the bijuu.'

"BORROWING MY FORM? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" the angry prisoner boiled from behind its cage.

#naruto #Kushina lives fanfiction

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obsidianstrawberrymilk · 2 years

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AU where Karin is Naruto’s sister

No she’s not Kushina and Minato’s kid, she just saw this lonely orphan with the same last name as her and was like ‘mine’. Yes her mom’s alive in this because canon can die by my blade. They adopt him and she’s like a feral guard dog who can and will bite people. And then the whole Mizuki thing happens and she punches him in the arm and says ‘IF YOU WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO GRADUATE YOU COULD HAVE ASKED ME ASSHOLE’ and then hugs him for a really long time. And then they just put her on Team 7 too bc its less work than attempting to separate them.

And anyway she doesn’t like Sasuke in this bc she thinks he’s an ass to Naruto because yeah Naruto’s also an ass but whatever he stole her rice ball once by accident so. She also doesn’t like Sakura because she’s not nice to Naruto- because yeah Naruto’s also kind of an ass to her but she’s biased because she doesn’t like Sakura for other reasons also that are way too petty to even be mentioned. Kakashi takes one look at this clusterfuck and nopes out for a day to cry into his therapy porn novels before doing his whole bell test shbang.

Somehow it devolves into Naruto and Karin vs Sasuke and Sakura. Yep, somehow they wind up on the same side after a particular misison where Sakura witnessed Sasuke nearly die trying to farm potatoes for a D-rank because you know that boy knows literal shit about growing stuff, but Sakura was best friends with Ino (and still is but don’t tell anyone) so she at least knows something. It’s a bit hard to continue crushing on a guy after you see him accidentally put dirt down his pants.

They all get their shit together eventually and Sasuke never leaves because unlike in canon, Sakura actually talks to Karin about that she thinks he’s leaving and they girlboss their way into committing treason together and drag Naruto along with them. So yeah he DOES leave plus Sakura, but Naruto and Karin stay and conspire with Kakashi who has been Inspired(TM) to not be a bootlicker by anarchist-Sakura after she read a bunch of banned political theory and philosophy (as she should), also-anarchist Sasuke, equally-anarchist-Karin, and confused-but-he’s-got-the-spirit-Naruto. Why? To overthrow the government from the inside and outside.

At some point they adopt a weird tree geek who somehow owns all the braincells and a dumbass artist who reads porn to try and read social cues. He fails. Now there’s seven of them and you should probably fear for your life.

Oh also Sakura is an illusionist, Karin is a sealing specialist, Naruto goes feral and calls it taijutsu because Kurama should have remained evil fight me, sai does his paint stuff, and Sasuke a medical ninja. Why? Because the idea of Sasuke threatening to kill Naruto while he’s healing him is funny to me. Also healer cat lady but 12 yo boy Sasuke.

Yamato is all too used to the chaos and just mourns in the corner with his braincells and wood figures aka his only friends.

Kakashi is terrified but just glad they haven’t killed him yet.

#karin uzumaki #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #sai #kakashi hatake #naruto #yamato #genjutsu #sealing #sasuke the medical ninja #karin deserved better #anti konoha #fuck the government #they're just ready for revolution and yes #karin is narutos sister #and feral btw #anti naruto ending

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captnjacksparrow · 2 years

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What about top 5 most important people in Sakura and Kakashi's life? Or Top 3 if 5 is too many, although we all know that Sakura only cares for Sasuke and Sarada. And Ino, perhaps. A little. Kakashi's list will be filled by dead people, I guess. He said to team 7 that he loved them but I feel like for Kakashi Team 7 is "precious people whom he needs to be protected and supported" like the rest of Konoha villagers and not "precious people whom their existences in my life imprinted my heart deeply" or something like that if you know what I meant.

Team 7 is a bad joke which was never a priority for anyone involved in it... So, I understand what you mean, Anon.

For Kakashi...

Gai

Obito

(In no particular order)

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Minato

Rin

Sakumo (His Father)

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I think these are the 5 most important people for Kakashi... Because Final moments of Death will always when character realize their true self... And Kakashi did thought about his own team during his 'supposed' final moment during Pain Arc. As for Gai... Well, he is obvious.

And For Sakura,

Sasuke

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Special Mention :

Sarada (Like 0.1%??)

Sakura cares about Sarada because she is obligated to. Also, she is the piss poor mom in the entire Narutoverse. No.... Not because she frightened her child by breaking her home....

Because As a person coming from an Asian Household, Moms getting angry or venting their frustrations on their kids are JUST NORMAL. They'll just go from 0 to 1000 in a matter of seconds... (Even though in that case, Sakura was the wrong one).

Am calling her as a shitty mom and I feel Sarada is not her important person because She brought that terrible lonely life upo her all by herself... But she ended up making Sarada suffer for her sins KNOWINGLY AND NEVER TRIED TO MAKE AMENDS FOR IT. She neither understood what Sarada wanted nor attempted to...

That's just gross on many levels and I feel she will throw even Sarada under the bus if it means she could get Sasuke. Because she never gave me an impression that she would prioritize Sarada over Sasuke at any point.

#antisakura #anti sakura

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pinkhorangnabi-archived · 2 years

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3:38pm

3:38pm ft- Itachi Uchiha & Kakashi Hatake

Warnings: Drug use/mentions

Note: Part of the I got five on it collab by @h-shibas

Word count: 950

It was a slow and boring day for the smoke shop, with only a few people coming in throughout the day. A Japanese lo-fi playlist is quietly playing throughout the shop. Y/N is sitting behind the counter scrolling down her feed trying to kill time. The door chimed with someone walking in the door. “Hey beautiful, slow day today?” a familiar voice drawled out. You looked up to see the instantly recognizable black mask and silver hair. Kakashi, a regular, walked up to the counter as you muttered “Yeah, Wednesdays are always slower.” He chuckles at your mutter, leaning over the counter trying to get closer.

You can see the little white and brown dog hairs on his navy-blue sweater. You ask “How’s Pakkun doing? I miss the little guy.” He rolls his eyes, “That dog sleeps all day and runs around all night. You would think he’s a cat.” You giggle at his response.

He opens his Icha Icha Paradise book to show the empty compartment that holds his blunts. “Can you roll my blunts again?” You shake your head no at him. “I can’t always roll them for you just because you’re too lazy to do it yourself.” Kakashi shrugs at your answer. “But love, you always roll them the best and you know it.” You roll your eyes at him.

The bell chimes again. This time Itachi, another regular walks in with a bag. “Are you bugging her to roll your blunts again Hatake?” Kakashi shrugs his shoulders at Itachi’s question. “Hello Y/N. How are you doing today? I brought some Dango for us to share.” Your face brightens up with a smile. “Yay! I have been waiting to try your mom's Dango!”

You were awestruck as you watched Itachi approach, his long raven hair swaying as he walked up to the counter holding his black canvas bag decorated with crows. A small smile graces your face as he sets his bag on the counter, and you catch a glimpse of his purple fingernails. “I like how purple your nails are. What shade are they?” Itachi’s deep voice responds with “They are mauve. I actually just found this color recently.” As the two of you look into each other’s eyes, you feel yourself get lost in his onyx orbs and don’t feel that you are starting to lean closer towards him.

Kakashi feeling left out clears his throat. “You two gonna keep flirting?” You feel your face turn red as you quickly move away from Itachi’s face. Kakashi groans out “My love, I am supposed to be your favorite regular, not him.” You stare dead at him with the use of that nickname. “Kakashi, how many times have I said that you both are my favorites.” Kakashi again lets out a groan at your answer.

Itachi glances over at him in distaste at his childish antics. You reach into the bag to grab the Dango container. “If you start to whine, I won’t roll your blunts again,” you say as you put a Pink Dango in your mouth. While eating the Dango you hum in satisfaction at how good they are. Itachi smiles at your hum. “What are you guys buying today?” You say with a mouth full of food.

Kakashi shrugs and says,” You know I always go with your suggestions for the week.”

You look around the displays as you say,” There’s this new strain that I recommend to everyone, and they all love it.” You lazily walk to the display. The two men follow you like lost puppies. It’s in a silver-shaped case that reads “Super Silver Haze”. Kakashi picks up the small case that is about the size of his palm. He looks over at you and asks “What’s the main strain? I want something with more Sativa than Indica.” You look over at him. “It’s more of a Sativa strain.”

You slowly turn towards Itachi saying, “You like more of a chill high, right?” He nods his head with a small smile on his face. You walk over to the edibles section and pick up a baggie. The baggie reads “Watermelon Whirl” with a design of a lion at the top and watermelons on the bottom of it. “This one has a lot more Indica than Sativa. It will leave you feeling a chill high.” He walks next to you and grabs one of the bags looking at it.

While they both look at the different products, you go back to the counter to finish eating your Dango. After a couple of minutes, Kakashi comes back up to the counter with the container. “I will try it out since my favorite girl recommended it.” You nod at him and start to ring up his purchase. “Now can you please roll my blunts for me?” He pleads with you, and you nod relenting to his request.

Itachi walks up to the counter holding the baggie. “You want to try these with me?” He asks and you shrug at him. He grabs one of the Dango and starts eating it. You start to wrap Kakashi’s blunts and both men watch your tongue lick the seam of the blunt. They both gulp as you finish with the last blunt and place them in the book compartment.

“You two are done, right? Or do you want to come to the back room and smoke with me?” You inquire. Itachi stutters out, “Y-y-ye-es, I would love that.” Kakashi blinks slowly processing what you say and shakes his head yes enthusiastically. “Okay then let’s go,” you say with a smirk on your face, as they slowly make their way around the counter to follow you to the backroom.

Tags: @bxnten @keijisdumcumster

#itachi x you #kakashi #kakashi x you #naruto #igot5onitcollab #tw drugs #kakashi hatake #y/n reader #naruto fluff

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