#just a status update!

[rox-of-iu]

my old blorbos are back in my brain

heart pirates my absolute beloved. shame theyre chillin somewhere in the ocean lol (do not mention the pre-time skip hats of penguin and shachi I'm still attached even tho its already been a million years since then)

anyway every time i remember that Law and Kid are assigned german and Scottish by Oda i gain one hundred years

#one piece #trafalgar law #heart pirates #penguin #shachi #kidlaw #weary sigh- i am never getting out of this place #OP has been in my brain since -checks watch- like 2016 I think? and there is no escape #like every few months this stupidass anime/manga just grabs my brain again for a month or so hdjkhkd #its terminal #anyway as a long time enjoyer of heart pirates-crys-hjdsfhkdhfk #i come back after a long time and this is the status update i get??? anyway fly high polar tang o7 #btw if theres any mistakes in the german bits I'm sorry i did study german for a few years as my third language of choice but #im not super confident in it so hdsjfhk sorry #but the first bit with vergo is partly a reference to a meme that i saw some time ago and that completely took me out #and should translate i think into 'yea yea whatever. you wanker' and 'sorry. you(formal) wanker' #hajsdhkd #and the one with kid hopefully says 'oh yeah mirrors can be scary' #oh well and thats about it cheers #id say read one piece but actually dont its at 1088 chapters now #and just the catching up that i did in the past few days absolutely took me out lmao #but hey this is prolly my oldest going-on fandom that i still feel the need to come back from time to time lol o7

[king-dra]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

#im not crazy right thats a new guy #random rambles #this is from the deltarune status update that just got posted btw #deltarune #undertale

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I am wondering if I'm nonbinary or agender.

Wondering very hard

If I ever come to a conclusion (read: never) I will let you know via a very faint flag overlay on my icon

#Been wondering about four and a half months at least #status update #snake talks #snake's text post #gender identity #Me: I want they/them pronouns #Also me: Then just take them??? #Also also me: But I don't have a good enough grade in being nonbinary! Which is something both normal to want and possible to achieve

[plulp]

kylar with the teeth

#im on a ROLL guys. #my art #dol #kylar the loner #ill be honest. hes growing on me. but i still need to finish drawing everyone else #i need to learn how to draw them consistently. #also just want to update their designs a lil. just a bit #ALSO thank you SO much for all the compliments im going to SOB and CRY actually #i was reading the tags and SQUEALING like a FREAK #my brush is made with like a hue/saturation shift setting btw!!! i use sai2 with scatter brush but i think csp def has it too #but mine is set at 7% brightness hue and saturation if you use it too :) #oh also the statue in the thing is one of those art like. dolls? what are they called #anyways pretty funny right. right. laugh.

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Cult of the lamb updated so yknow what that means? thats right more doodles of this fam and this fam alone yippee!!

I was not expecting the crown to jumpscare talk to me so now it gets a personality that’s fun

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb spoilers #cult of the lamb sins of the flesh #the ones art #narinder #thorjulbre #pupdessa #narithor #kallamar #leshy #the lamb #urho #pujulon #that’s what the little abomination baby is called it’s so fucking funny that’s the kid #i didn’t know what to expect from a cat and a spider but teeth man was not it but i’m so glad it is #narinder and his ever approaching ‘please just accept your family dad status like a normal person’ #anyway i’m gonna brainrot over them again and them alone rip to people who wanted the lamb in on the tent #i’m fucking thriving #i’ll be honest i wasn’t super thrilled for the update but it’s been fun. i can get sin by smacking bosses so i don’t have to bother with- #-the boring stuff i can go murder spree yippee!

[phoenixcatch7]

Honestly can't get over the three springs quests, in that link and hylia held multiple, actual conversations, where hylia asked him to check on the mother statue, he explained the situation, and she thanked him and asked for a dragon piece again, that the offering might boost her power and she could send it through to the big statue. That, and the bargainer statue possessing her plateau statue, implies a really weird relationship between hylia and her idols.

Like anyone listening to link about it would be like,

Link: and then I found my first sages will! I had no idea what it was for at the time, hylia had mentioned it but she never explained -

Person: hold up hold up hold up. Lady hylia? The mother goddess?? Protector of hyrule???

Link, who's only ever been able to remember getting instant responses and knows zelda not hearing anything was a big deal the whole kingdom knew about:...... Yeah?

Person: lady hylia?

Link: *mildly discomfited* yes?? I mean she's busy but I keep her updated, you know? I trade the sages wills with her to enhance the vows, but like I said, I didn't know that at the time, and I'm finding these things just in chests, I'm really not sure they're corporeal enough for -

Person: can we rewind hylia talks to you??

Link, cottoning on a bit: is that not... Normal?

Person, shrieking: NO THE HYLIA STATUE COMING TO LIFE AND TALKING TO YOU ISN'T NORMAL NO ONE DOES THAT????

#loz #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #I'm just really interested in the way hylia uses her statues because clearly its a lot more complicated than I thought in botw #Gushing about totk #But I'm so happy I got my hc confirmed and link can and will actually chat with hylia! Like to imagine he tells her stories of his journey #Keeps her updated on what her hero is doing now. Does her little low stakes fetch quests. When he talks to the big one she sounds so fond ^ #No idea where she had a spare baby fi tucked away but hopefully it's inert because I've left it on a pedestal in my tarrey house XD #No adventuring for you little one until link learns to stop breaking his weapons #Like I appreciate the 30 damage sword ma'am I can just find better and strap a lynel horn on it #I like that the spring quests didn't change at least. No reason for them to.

[mchi22]

just thought id let everyone know that tartar has canonically drawn himself and it looked like this

#this is inside the nils statue. at least the version u can see in mc princess diaries #i cant find a fucking rip of the model or the map of the final stage of the nils statue. bro pls i need it for reference #but anyway. someone HAS ripped mc princess diaries and put it on the sfm workshop lol so. #commander tartar #octo expansion #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 2 octo expansion #and to be clear i have no fucking idea HOW he wouldve drawn that. but all the drawings are of his plans so its not like it couldve been the- #scientist drawing it in the past. plus he didnt know tartar would take the form of a telephone anyway #also update i just checked and u CAN see it in the cutscene b4 the final boss but very briefly and at a weird angle #wish i had the full model rip bc im sure itd be higher quality than this one

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

the fact that this is a real news segment on a real news show and a real news headline and not a photoshopped joke is giving me life. what is in store for gerri and roman’s future??? the people need to know!!!

#the gerri tribute martini has made the national discourse #the people demand ANSWERS #the people demand relationship status updates! #how it feels to just keep winning in all the weirdest ways possible #romangerri #roman x gerri #succession

[berryblu-soda]

@frauggietheperson !!!!! Guess who remembered she could crochet :D!!!!!

#afdjsgdhsgdj #you mentioned you had a little octopus and a lightbulb just went off fr!!!! #in ma brain #turns out i had everything i needed in my room already haha #she is so littol guy aaaaaaaaa <3<3<3<3<3<3!!!! #!!!!!! #okok that concludes the status update #crochet #shut up sheo #my art #(?) #jrwi riptide #pretzel #:3 <3<3<3<3<3<3 #she fits in so well in my room too 🥺💕💕💕💕!!!! #welcome home lil guy 🥺💕💕💕💕💕!!!! <- i am so normal abt a stuffed animal of a fictional character dgdhfgshfgsgf #also so relieved i managed to give her 4 tentacles idk how i pulled that off???? #double colored too #incredible #thats it #ive peaked #its all downhill from here

[glissandolight]

〈 • @passingthroughthenorthstar 's next album was going to be.. sci-fi themed..? If Dalv REALLY wanted to be honest here, he wasn't a big fan of the sci-fi genre at all, whether if it's music, films, clothes, or even literature.. It just seemed.... 〉

〈 • Dalv snapped out of his distain, he shouldn't let his personal preference get in the way of seeing something that Starlo has clearly been working very hard on. That would be cruel and unprofessional, as another artist too.〉

❝ ..No, no! It's okay, really..! It'll be interesting to see your take on.. this kind of music. I'm having all my expectations high and trusting you that it'll be worth a listen..! Though um, if I may ask.. What did the prisoners even.. do to deserve such a dramatic sentence? We're they overlords? Did they betray someone and got their karma? Are the aliens not even real and they're just manifestations of all the grief and regret they've built up over the years in prison and are only physical in their mind? ❞ 〈 • Dalv.... what???? 〉

#⊱✦ INTERACTION #╰┈➤ SPEAKING TO: STARLO (AU) #·☪· STATUS UPDATE #underblog 💛 #underblog💛 #hey tumblr #for context im starting a new thread #for sailor to reply to when they wake up #cause the previous thread is long asf #so if you see this post just lying around just ignore it LOL

[thecoffeelorian]

Crosshair only became "evil" because of his chip activation and the mindflayer machine, yet instead of discovering that machine's creation and restoring his reputation, he has to remain the "incurably evil monster" because...

CX-2's body type, movements, and mannerisms all scream that Tech might not be dead after all, yet instead of showing his face and proving that he needs help, he has to stay in the shadows because...

Echo had THE right idea all along by vocalizing his need to help the other Troopers; yet instead of acknowledging his good will and wishing him luck and safe travels, he has to be sighed at and accused of never being satisfied because...

Wrecker SHOULD have been given the chance to tell Crosshair all about his own chip activating and what it did to his emotions, yet he was relegated to armor delivery duty and not much else because...

Because...why, again...?

#random status update #star wars #the bad batch #just star wars thoughts #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb spoilers #tech lives #tbb echo #tbb wrecker #cx-2 #unfinished business #failure to launch #the failed narrative

[s0fti3w1tch]

SO APPARENTLY MY TWIN SAVED THE FANFIC I WROTE 8-ISH YEARS AGO??? AFTER I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T OPEN IT???

We're 20 years old in a couple months. He really dragged this beast from from our preteen years across to now.

I'm never gonna recover.

#note: I never ended up properly publishing it. But that was what I was gonna do #it was in my Wattpad drafts before I just didn't #a small amount of people saw the original version I wrote and nobody saw the rewrite #but damn #anyways! #regular buwan blog #status update of sorts

[heraldofcrow]

*shoves all of my weird-ass, extremely-complicated, white-haired children with too much power into a tiny room*

ALL OF YOU WILL BE FRIENDS AND DO THERAPY TOGETHER NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD—

#sjhsks #this collage gets updated like every two years #there are technically more but it starts to get too muddled and obscure #the fact that they are all of some kind of royal status or high-ranking soldier/knighthood #wtf #and most of them are stabby as hell #and for some i still can’t decide if i wanna simp or adopt #also can i just say #the amount of contextual and/or surface level tragedy in this group of characters could blow up the sun #if they all met i think everything would explode lmao #even crow despite having no clear lore is implied to be from cainhurst which automatically means almost his entire bloodline was wiped out #WHY ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS #sigh (and half of them look unhinged too) sigh #white-hair blorbos #lady galadriel #queen annalise #king thranduil #prince aemond #lord’s blade ciaran #sephiroth #lady yuria #lady maria #bloody crow #CrowNotes

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

chapter 10 (it was, in reality, not fine) status update:

hmm. methinks this might b. a bit of a long one

#it’s almost done then I’ll just need to edit #deflates like a wet balloon #ok now u guys gotta kick me if u catch me goofing off ok #I’m either working on this OR I’m working on readerbot comic. no exceptions #cries as I dig my own grave #fic update #fic status

[rose-colored-lottie]

and the little mentally ill lottie/courtney stan was never okay again

#yellowjackets #courtney eaton #lottie matthews #she’s just the best guys #gonna go back in time and fight all the a&a stans who were mean to her #gonna fight the people calling lottie the bad guy as well #as a character she means the world to me #I’ll stop crying about this eventually #in 84 years #when my memory goes #gonna lie in bed and watch status update for her #the things we do!

[nocaptainonthisship]

The Festive Seasoning

Advent 2023

Haladriel (M)

Galadriel Noldor is a talented chef, with a cowboy-cute boyfriend who drives her up the wall.

Halbrand Mairon is a cutthroat TV producer, with a small-town pretty girlfriend who makes him a little crazy.

Celeborn Sindar is a dedicated data reconfiguration specialist, with an arrestingly gorgeous girlfriend who makes his life hell.

Shelob Webb is a gifted textile artist, with a cunningly-charming boyfriend, who makes her question everything- but most of all herself.

Or: a slanted Hallmark AU where one person’s villain is another’s hero.

#haladriel #haladriel fic #saurondriel fic #my fic #ok so ive been thinking. horrifying i know but i cant help it. #anywayyy. the bird site is getting an updated calendar graphic everday but that seems unweildy for tumblr. #im just going to reblog this every day after ive updated #and as a special little whatever for my little tumblr boos i will be sharing something stupid and special in the tags just for you #so todays fun fact is: #adar was originally going to be a MUCH more terrible person. like her was gunning for real life Bad Dude status. #i dialed it back a TON and now in my head he is played by noel fielding. #no shade to our friend joseph mawle who is wonderful and made adar so special. #but read this and youll see what i mean. #until tomorrow friends!