like untagged emerald duo crit is so fucking normalized and like idk man i really enjoy these streams and these characters, and i hate having to fight for my fucking life every time either of them are even mentioned.
Wilbur confirmed Techno is the oldest brother in the SBI dynamic on Phils last stream!
DreamSMP - hello yes it me :) - YLYL later with Jack!
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Phil and Wilbur are in a VC while Phil is playing on the Dream SMP, working on the training room.
Phil: “Oh, by the way, um- [Wilbur: yeah?] -Can you answer something to chat?— You don’t have to! [Wilbur: oh- oh] I know how much you love to see chat suffer, it’s- it’s funny to me too, but they were asking earlier; Who is the older brother in the family dynamic, out of the twin brothers. You and Techno [Wilbur: I’ve-I’ve answered this? I answered this.]”
Phil: “They wanted my opinion cause apparently- [Wilbur: They’ll never be satisfied.] Yeah they-they apparently are never satisfied and wanted the-the-the opinion of me. [Wilbur: well it’s just— I-I’ve- I say we’re twins, but Techno is older by 3 minutes. That was- that’s what I’ve always said.] That’s so specific. [Wilbur: It’s true! That’s it. And-and- b-but the problem is though, it doesn’t matter what I say cause they’ll all go: “NO”] Yeah true. “No it doesn’t agree with my headcanon no!” [Wilbur: it’s like oh, ok]”
oof I stayed up all night researching limestone and somehow taught myself how electricity works in the process?? then I had a dream where I was pregant and gave birth but my kid was aging at such an accelerated rate that by the time he was 2 days old he was taller than me and speaking full sentences. he kept asking me why he was so different and how I did that to him and it was breaking my heart because I had less than a day to hold my baby boy and see him grow up. Anyway limestone fucking rocks
the reason why c!schlatt apologists are superior to c!dream apologists is bc when they say "so what if he's evil? he looked cool doing it" they say it, they mean it and they leave it at that. meanwhile, c!dream apologists will start an argument by saying "so what? he was hot doing it" and then end up arguing with you for 20 paragraphs about how, actually, dream was forced to be a villain by wilbur and co and it's all wilbur's fault, while ignoring the fact that, even if that was true, he still abused multiple children and knowingly chose to ruin all his relationships for power.