#just a creepy dude

[chipistrate]

Hey Chip, you're smart, what happened to Freddy in Ruin that made him. Like that

Princess Quest ending

Aka; he was torn apart by S.T.A.F.F bots in Fazerblast and Gregory stole his head, leaving him a headless body without a real AI telling it what to do

It's just an aimless giant hulk of metal at this point

#Chip Chatter #maybe Gregory and Vanessa did something to make it more hostile when they came back to create the MXES #but honestly I think he's kinda just Like That #just a creepy dude

[abhainnwhump]

Been obsessing over the idea of a Whumper who wants to live out a stereotypical family fantasy so they kidnap a few Whumpees to do it.

One Whumpee is their spouse. Whumpee is beautiful and caught Whumper's eye. They had a promising future before, but now they're stuck in this housewife role and have to suck up to their captor. They feel worse because they already have someone they love.

Another Whumpee is the kid. Whumper chose this one because of their small size and/or cute features. They have a cute bedroom, childish clothes, and limited access to information so they don't get too smart. They're also drugged most of the time so enjoy naps.

The last Whumpee is the pet. This one gets treated the worst. They have to act like a dog 24/7 and play fetch with the kid. Bonus points if this Whumpee was super cocky before and are now treated like an animal.

Whumper is the head of the household and makes sure everyone else stays in line. They want their family to be perfect, but they aren't against violence. They'll torture the Whumpees until "they love them again".

The Whumpees all befriend each other and plan to escape. They have to be careful so Whumper doesn't catch them, but they can't stay here.

#if anyone wants to write a whump/psychological thriller story but can't think of a premise #here you go #intimate whumper #creepy whumper #yandere whumper #whump #whump prompt #whumpblr #whump writing #whump tropes #conditioned whumpee #domestic whump #whumpee turned caretaker #pet whump #dude just play the Sims

[hellsbellschime]

Johnny Depp is now selling NFTs. Including NFTs of River Phoenix. Acclaimed actor who took drugs at The Viper Room and wound up dying on the sidewalk outside of The Viper Room. The Viper Room is a nightclub owned by Johnny Depp.

#anti johnny depp #quite literally what the fuck #just when i thought #he couldn't be more of a creepy scrub #dude is literally trying to profit #off of someone who died at his business #AND HE'S SELLING NFTS #LIKE SOME OLDASS LOGAN PAUL

[redbuddi]

the James Somerton thing really shows how hard people are willing to go to bat for a white cis guy who seems to say all the right things and makes content they like no matter how much everyone else has proof of them being a bad person. That is, until a more popular white cis guy who says all the right things calls them out.

This isn't a criticism of Hbomberguy at all, but of everyone else for refusing to listen to the voices of the people James hurt until Hbomb made it cool. This happens all the time and is still happening and it drives me insane. Y'all need to do better.

#coughquintonreviewscough #everyone's willing to believe victims until a white man they like says not to i guess #even when said white man a) has a history of being very creepy to various female youtubers #and b) is literally contradicting his own stated beliefs #dude literally said “victims should be believed because a woman can stand to loose everything when they call out a man” #but then was like “oh but dont believe this woman shes just a creepy stalker who wants to force herself into my life” #i wont say everything i know since it's not my story to tell but #i want yall to wonder why while quinton's editors came to bat for him #literally none of the people quinton has collabed with did #if theyre his friends or at least like him why didnt they say anything #also it took way too long for game grumps to fall from grace #yknow despite how consistently racist and sexist they were non stop

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

#again i do apologize for not including scarabs reference SOB it was taking so looooong and if i didnt finish it by now i wouldve just never #posted it at ALL so im glad im able to get this out now #again still dont have a name... but would love suggestions if people have any :D #ive been thinking so hard about the name and havent landed on aaaanything dude #creepy crawlies? tell-tale?? witching hour?? GAHH THERES SO MANY OPTIONS AND I DONT KNOW WHETHER I WANT TO GO WITH SYMBOLISM OR SILLY SIMPL #but anyways time for real tags #prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #uhh idk what else to put HAHAHHA #dont wanna tag fionna and cake cause i feel like thats just a lie idk #ACKKK I CANT BELIEVE IM FINALLY POSTING THIS I AM. SO NERVOUS MY HANDS ARE SO SWEATY YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW #okay okay. sending post now oh god

[fangirl-of-the-end]

100 Pirate Hearts

#trafalgar law #trafalgar d. water law #op law #one piece #op fanart #(I really wish we got some more backstory for the Rocky Port incident and how Law got his warlord position) #(Delivering 100 hearts to the marines is quite the statement #and dare I say reminiscent of something Doflamingo would do) #(All about making a statement) #(He was sort of a wild card - which is always interesting) #(I like pre timeskip Law where we knew next to nothing about this creepy dude) #(Bit I still like post timeskip too) #(They’re just different flavors) #my art #digital art #fan art

[ihateornithologists]

#elisabeth das musical #and things that happened to me irl xD #i finally did thissss #it's so funny to do actually and it almost works like sort of therapy so why not #like wow i can finally talk about this and even draw related things without wanting to throw up immediately #for more context (yep again) i had severe depression years ago and at some point my brain was so fucked up by illness that #i started seeing [one of those guys i'm always talking about] literally as an embodiment of everything bad in my life #well HE WAS #but like i so strongly identified him with my depression that sometimes even doubted if he was a real person at all lmao #(YOU SEE WHY I'M DRAWING THIS) #he somehow managed to follow me everywhere which made things even more creepy. #and i kept coming back to him myself because i had no one else etc #so funny actually that he was literally JUST SOME GUY like not even interesting or anything #all this shit was just awful and gross that's all. #but when i realized i can make it look COOL by drawing stuff i felt so powerful ahsdijwhnu8 #like YES i texted him recently and he's just. boring as fuck. #so dumb to feel possessed by some evil entity for years and the said evil entity is just a random dude #SORRY my traumadumping is cringe af but thats the price you have to pay to see my drawings xDddd

[storytellering]

The real mastermind (redraw)

#dmc #devil may cry #vergil #arkham #dmc3 #devil may cry 3 #arkham dmc #my art #hey look at that I did another redraw #the tasks are many but ive reached saturation my dudes if i dont do more personal art ill shrivel up #anyway it was just bothering me that the concept of that old art was still something I wanna put out into the world #but the art was so old I didnt feel like showing to anyone anymore #so here #updated version #i like arkham being a creep #i think he should be creepy towards vergil more

[prankprincess123]

I think we need a LoZ game that is entirely in Lorule (they could do it parallel to any specific game or just have it on its own), and you play as Ravio through a like political intrigue mystery where you have to make deals with all sorts of people for information and tools, and you have to find out what Yuga is upto and inform Hilda before the kingdom is taken. And like you have Lorule's Master Sword, but you use it like 90% just to get advice from Fi (or her counterpart) and rarely as a weapon. And then as soon as you inform Hilda of what/where the danger is, she uses her staff as a mace and the only actual big battle begins, and you have to be the one strategizing, telling Hilda where to hit with her staff/mace or shoot with goddess magic, so that she can get an opening for you to stab him with the Sword that Seals the Darkness to defeat Yuga for that lifetime.

#cause this girl can handle the creepy dude she just needs her boyfriend to point out that he exists #legend of zelda #a link between worlds #ravio #hilda #hildavio #yuga #lorule

[r--kt]

Minato in a nutshell

you better stop spreading rumors and start looking after your children, young man.

#he's the type of person in the company that you look at and don't understand why everyone around is so fascinated by him #silly little creepy dude #I mean yeah he's cool at first but man it was kind of your responsibility why they're all dead or traumatized now #the guy gave Kakashi his kunai and didn't explain how to fucking use it #he just GAVE IT AS A TOY #where are the remorse? where are the attempts to fix the situation? those passive-aggressive apologies during the war? hell no #you had one job #minato namikaze #team minato #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #naruto shippuden #naruto #incorrect quotes

[australet789]

"Alastor being ace alienates him from queer men like Vox"

Have you forgotten Husk is pansexual. Angel Dust is gay. Lucifer is 100% not straight.

ZESTIAL

Alastor has a life outside of Vox. If Vox hasn't been able to is not Alastor's problem. Stop making it as if Vox is the only guy Alastor has been close to.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #this is not denying being aroace is sometimes alienating from queer spaces #but it's clear you are making it about a ship #vox is the creepy dude he is the problem #angel dust who loves sex managed to respect al #so guess which lense you are looking at the dynamic into #and just because you are aroace yourself doesnt exclude you for failing i to shipping propaganda

[thresholdbb]

Can we talk about The Dying Swan moment in Coda? As someone who was once a very serious ballerina, I need to talk about the Dying Swan. Here's your context --

CHAKOTAY: Harry's clarinet solo was okay. I could have done without Tuvok's reading of Vulcan poetry. But the highlight of the evening was definitely Kathryn Janeway portraying the Dying Swan. JANEWAY: I learned that dance when I was six years old. I assure you, it was the hit of the Beginning Ballet class.

Have you seen The Dying Swan? It is dramatic.

Here, take a minute:

First of all, this dance is much too advanced for a six-year-old, even if they’re doing it in demi pointe. (Six-year-olds emphatically should not be in pointe shoes btw.) The dance is almost entirely bourees and arm movements done to very subtle musical cues, not the foundational ballet moves typically taught in Beginning Ballet.

This is a very vulnerable, dramatic dance that is effective because of its subtleties. The performer would need to embody that vulnerability in some way for a convincing performance. It's short, but it's a solo piece -- all eyes on you. I mean, it was choreographed for a prima ballerina, BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT

Can you imagine our unflappable Captain Janeway willingly getting in front of her crew to do this ballet? I get that it’s thematically relevant to the plot of Coda, but since Janeway is only vulnerable in front of her crew when it means putting herself in harm’s way, it seems like a wild decision. She tends to hold herself apart from her crew, maintaining the professional distance of the captain. Further, when she does any creative pursuit, it is almost always in private, since her sister was the artist in the family and she was the scientist. As a captain, she commands Voyager in a much different way than she would as a dancer with this piece. I'm not saying she never shows vulnerability because she definitely does, but not necessarily in this way. Then when she talks about it with Chakotay, she just casually brushes it off with a laugh like no big deal.

There’s also the question of costume – would she have gone full tutu? Done it in her Starfleet uniform? An impeccable yet flow-y white suit? She does get into costume and command a performance in Bride of Chaotica!, but Coda is still kind of early days for our captain. Arachnia aligns more with what we know about Janeway's character.

Granted, it is Chakotay laying down these complements about her dancing ability and he is clearly biased. To be fair, Neelix does too before they leave in the shuttle. If she did this dance and performed it poorly or amazingly, I feel like the crew would look at her a bit differently afterwards.

Canonically she did The Dying Swan, but I certainly have trouble picturing it happening.

#does everyone let it slide because she gets mind killed a bunch of times and attends her own funeral? #this throw away line has been living rent free in my mind for months now #coda is also a ballet term fun fact #star trek voyager #coda #Captain Janeway #this death doesn't mean anything though because no one else is saved so not janeway self-sacrificing goals #yes yes they probably just picked the first artistic performance with death in the title cause it's thematically relevant #i've thought about it much more than a normal person probably should #No one said I was a good ballerina but I did it for a long time #may or may not have filmed a video about this in my cosplay for a different platform #maybe have been sitting on it cause of editing and weird dudes being into me like why no #also let tuvok read his poetry i bet it's great #alien grim reaper dad is a great concept very creepy bring him back for more angst #just a little insane about the dying swan don't mind me #also insane about coda and voyager and janeway in general ok you got me #meta #I was falling asleep on the couch but then I had to rant about coda I’m sorry

[clownprince]

love this panel he is sooooo babie <3

#this design strikes the PERFECT balance between little guy and terrifying cryptid #very good very good #also kind of unfortunate bc he's just committing the most heinous crimes imaginable #but his design is so creepy cute my reaction is automatically just #awwww my freaky little guy my weird little dude :) #while he's fucking juggling eyeballs. LMAO #uhhhhhhhhhhhhh #batjokes #i guess #idfk #btbatb is alright so far #nothing mind-blowing #although the way they do joker's speech is very cool and the art is great #also batman getting his shit absolutely ROCKED by this tiny weird twink who's like half his weight soaking wet? effervescent

[lividmorbidity]

I saw a post today that prompted this one so uhhh just a reminder that David is not a creep. Just because he's addicted to drugs does not mean he's a creep and if u say otherwise I'm gonna assume ur ableist

#is that how you spell it. abelist #might delete later #sorry just. grinds my gears when people picture David as a creepy dude. #cry of fear #afraid of monsters #aom #cof #david leatherhoff #I mean Ableist. I think I was either high or really tired when I posted this

[thevalleyisjolly]

[Image description: The “Sneaky Tom” meme, showing Tom from Tom and Jerry sidling through a door with a wicked grin and exaggerated sneaky movements.  Above the meme image is the text “Ludinus: Finally, I no longer have to deal with Ikithon.  He had his uses, of course, but what a creep-”  The figure of Tom is labelled “The Nightmare King” End ID]

RIP Ludinus, this is gonna be so much fun.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr liveblog #just when you think you no longer have to deal with one creepy dude; you get another creepy dude! #albeit one who is hotter

[outoftoucherlocksholmes]

it occurred to me while backing up procreate files last night that aside from Bad Bisexual Representation Booty Shorts Dio, i never posted any of the things from this canvas i had going for sketches while watching part 3 back in 2022, which is a shame, really

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #kakyoin noriyaki #jean pierre polnareff #muhammad avdol #dio brando #hol horse #n'doul #oingo and boingo #terence t d'arby #alessi jjba #with a special shoutout to lisa lisa kars and shadow the hedgehog #context for the oingo boingo alessi one: i was like ''damn it must suck being an eight year old with severe anxiety in the same cult mansio #as Loser Dude Who Beats Up Children For Fun'' and then thought of that image #context for the terence darby one is that he levitates sometimes and that shits creepy in a hilarious way #also ''commits vehicular manslaughter nonbinarily'' is also just something i said on discord (about yoda actually) #but for some reason kakyoin would often end up being the one driving. and i think he should be allowed to run over some of dio's minions #i think everything else here speaks for itself #OH also the enya and polnareff ''can't stand his fake ass/me and the bestie'' was drawn on this canvas too but on hidden layers #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 3