#johnny test incorrect quotes

[johnny-test-incorrect-quotes]

Dark Vegan: Your human language is weird. If you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds like a pleasant evening. But if you invite them to your cabin in the woods, you’re clearly planning to murder them.

Mr. Whacko: My favorite is ‘butt dial’ and ‘booty call’

Brain Freezer: Well, those are called connotations, and they-

Zizrar: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned'' and "Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naugh-"

Mr. Mittens, stands up: OK! WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

#johnny test #johnny test incorrect quotes #johnny test dark vegan #johnny test mr. whack-o #johnny test brain freezer #johnny test zizrar #johnny test mr. mittens #source: tumblr #johnny test JSEF5 shenanigans

[thrushforreal]

Dick: *just trying to do his civilian job* OK, we want answers. Why did you resist a police officer?

Trace: *here as some sort of damage control* Why are you police officers?! *they're not great at damage control*

Tim: *currently very out of it* I blew up the league

#batman oc #trace drake-wayne #tim drake-wayne #dick grayson #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #source: johnny test

[spacewarriorsam]

Chris: I want answers! Why are you trying to resist a police officer?

Duncan: Why are you police officers?

Chris: I blew up Camp Wawanakwa.

#incorrect total drama quotes #source: johnny test

[beckettumartanner]

SIMON: Hey! You can't diss Alvin like that! ELEANOR: Yeah! Only WE get to diss him like that!

#alvin and the chipmunks #the chipettes #eleanor miller #simon seville #incorrect quotes #source: Johnny Test

[weirdkev27]

Blot: Okay we want answers! Why did you resist a police officer?

Lena: Why are you police officers?

Pepper: I blew up Macaroon.

#the phantom blot #Lena sabrewing #pepper the egghead #Ducktales #ducktales 2017 #incorrect ducktales quotes #source: Johnny Test

[incorrect-johnny-test-quotes]

Johnny: Look. I'm sorry, I forgot your birthday.

Dukey: SORRY DOESN'T SWEETEN MY TEA!

Johnny: ...One more time?

#johnny test #dukey #incorrect quotes #drake and josh #incorrect johnny test quotes

[between-the-matches-verse]

Deadceptmageddon Incorrect Quotes #9

Hotaru: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Sonya: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Raiden: No, Sonya. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Sonya: No, that’s not part of it—

Raiden: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Johnny Cage: I would want to live with no legs.

Raiden: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Johnny Cage. You don’t do anything.

Sonya: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Raiden: *pumps frantically*

Sonya: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Raiden: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Liu Kang: How’s that gonna help you?

Raiden: I will divide and then count to it.

Liu Kang: Right.

Sonya: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Raiden: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Havik: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

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Scorpion: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Sub-Zero: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Ermac: We're a knife.

Kenshi, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Mileena: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tanya: I think you mean cards.

Baraka: She did not.

Mileena, pulling out knives: I did not.

#mortal kombat #incorrect quotes #mk original timeline #mk hotaru #mk sonya #mk liu kang #mk johnny cage #mk raiden #mk havik #mk scorpion #mk sub zero #mk kenshi #mk ermac #mk mileena #mk tanya #mk baraka #kenmac

[copperrightenthusiast]

Two gay sticks And An underrated 2005s duo (Incorrect quotes shenanigans)

Cameron: How do Dukey and Brutus usually get out of these messes?  Johnny Test: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Brutus: What did you two do?  Dukey: Johnny Test: Brutus: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Cameron: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Brutus: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.  Cameron: Brutus, please!  Brutus: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

Johnny Test: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Dukey: I’m gonna die alone.  Johnny Test: Dukey, you’re not gonna die alone.  Dukey: Cameron, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.  Brutus: Uh-huh. Why is that?  Dukey: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.  Dukey: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.  Dukey: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Johnny Test: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?  Dukey: Exercise more!  Cameron: Set yourself on fire.  Brutus: There are two kinds of people.

Brutus: Go on, give Dukey a compliment.  Johnny Test: How do you expect me to do that?  Cameron: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.  Johnny Test: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!  Dukey, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Dukey: Wake me up-  Brutus: Before you go go  Johnny Test: When September ends  Cameron: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Brutus: How much did you spend on this date?  Cameron: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Brutus: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?  Cameron: Dude- Its satire!  Brutus: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Cameron Belongs to @rarestdoge

Brutus Belongs to @smoresthehalloweenqueen

#johnny test #thsc oc #not art

[kpopjust4u]

NCT Masterlist

Posts that I will create:

Reactions/ Scenarios (Fluff, Angst, Suggestive, Smut)/ Most to Least/ Moodboards/ Headcanon

Prompt list here! Pick up to 3!

Reactions:

NCT 127:

Seeing you eating their cake that they’ve saved 🌟❌

NCT 127 as boyfriends 🌟

Their girlfriend doing the ‘Who’s Your NCT 127 Boyfriend?’ quiz 🌟❌

Their S/O volunteering in organisations and going to dangerous places  🌟❌

NCT Dream:

NCT Dream as Mark Lee gifs

~

Scenarios:

Key: Fluff:🌟¦ Smut:🔥¦ Angst:❌ ¦ Suggestive:🥀

Taeil:

Johnny:

Taeyong:

Yuta:

I’m the boss of you 🔥

I’ve missed you 🔥

Kun:

Doyoung:

Ten:

Jaehyun:

It’s like a daydream 🌟

You belong to me 🔥

Winwin:

Jungwoo:

Lucas:

Mark:

What are you going to do about it? 🔥

Xiaojun:

Hendery:

Renjun:

Jeno:

Don’t test my patience 🔥

Can’t fight this feeling 🌟

Haechan:

Jaemin:

Good little slut🔥

Yang Yang:

Shotaro:

Sungchan:

Chenle:

Jisung:

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Series Masterlists:

Just Between You and Me 🌟🔥❌🥀

Incorrect quotes:

Jisung on the phone to his mom

#kpop #kpop blog #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #nct #nct scenarios #nct soft hours #nct hard hours #nct dream #nct u #nct 127 #wayv

[dxrlingdaydreams]

Incorrect Quotes Tag (Special Edition)

Tagged By: @emelkae Rules: Post incorrect quotes from your OCs, but base them on things you've said. I'll be referencing things I've tweeted for this :)

Antonia: Stardew Valley made me polyamorous.

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Aleixo: I would punch a wasp for you.

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Belinha: Stop glaring at me, you look like a knock-off Billie Eilish.

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Loren: I'm pretty sure I've achieved being more than 70% water.

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Loren: You really just snapped me to roast my sister, huh?

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Aleixo: I love your eyeliner, but with my glasses off it looks like you gave your eyelashes side-bangs.

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Belinha: Why does this floor look exactly like Johnny Test?

tagging @writeouswriter and @fmarieray

#incorect quotes #incorrect quote tag #belinha oc #loren oc #aleixo oc #antonia oc #tag game

[shyshy-soulcircus]

The incorrect quotes/script dialogue posts that keep showing up in my followed tags are just...

Holy shit the cringe, bro. I feel like I'm reading a script for a Johnny Test episode that was written by a wattpad teen.

#cringe is dead sure but by fuckin golly some of these posts are just trying to kill me #💀

[johnny-test-incorrect-quotes]

Brain Freezer, panicking: YOU GUYS READ MY DIARY?!?!

Dark Vegan: We thought it was a super sad handwritten book at first.

*Mr. Whack-o, Mr. Mittens, and Zizrar nods in agreement*

#johnny test #johnny test incorrect quotes #johnny test brain freezer #johnny test dark vegan #johnny test mr. whack-o #johnny test mr. mittens #johnny test zizrar #johnny test JSEF5 shenanigans #brain freezer really shouldn't had left his diary on the meeting table #they're considering getting therapy for brain freezer #source: tumblr

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

King Dedede: You know what? Fuck it! Johnny Test was a lit cartoon and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t!

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #King Dedede #Kirby series #Johnny Test #Johnny Test was lit

[spacewarriorsam]

Susan: The invention’s fine. YOU’RE the problem. You Johnny’ed this up!

Johnny: (offended) Don’t you turn my name into a verb!

*Sometime later when they fix the problem*

Mary: Dad. How old are you?

Hugh: (angry) Old enough to know YOU KIDS JOHNNY’ED UP THE HOUSE!

Johnny: Ok, THAT STOPS NOW!

#incorrect johnny test quotes #source: lab rats

[beckettumartanner]

SIMON: When was the last time you cleaned your room?

ALVIN: There was no last time.

#alvin and the chipmunks #alvin seville #simon seville #incorrect quotes #source: Johnny Test #this could also apply to Brittany and Eleanor lol

[incorrectavengersalliance]

#incorrect quotes #avengers alliance #maa #magneto #Scarlet Witch #Vision #The Avengers #Brotherhood of Mutants #source: johnny test #marvel