#johnny johnny yes papa

[doodly-monk]

Heeeeere's Johnny!

Also lumberjack supremacy

#artists on tumblr #digital art #flipline #flipline studios #papa louie #lumberjack #forest #johnny johnny yes papa #hunk #step on me pls

[zappedbyzabka]

Papa bear

#So domestic #His apron #Papa bear #He needs a sassy diciplinary wife to beat him sooooo bad #I’m talking he will be saying ‘yes dear’ like his life depends on it and like it #I volunteer #No I’m talking about Johnny #It would be healing for them both #kreerence #martin kove #john kreese

[mashedmangos]

Local gay man spotted on tumblr

#danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa #thh #danganronpa thh #kiyotaka ishimaru #thh ishimaru #mondo owada #thh mondo #ishimondo #he looks like the kid from that one creepy Johnny johnny yes papa video

[corrine-dartagnan]

the animation decline from pearl princess to mermaid power is so sad

#like you would think the animation for the movies would keep improving #and it did until they hit a certain point. where i think they stopped giving it a budget #like the budget for this movie was five bucks and a paper clip c’mon #they clearly did not want to pay their artists #and it’s so sad to see for many reasons. that this is what kids are growing up with now #it lacks the magic the older movies had #i feel like im watching a video from youtube kids. like the Johnny Johnny yes papa shit #anyways #Barbie #barbie movies #pearl princess

[yelenablshop]

who the hell is making these ads

like 😭?

#im scared #is that the johnny johnny yes papa kid? #meme #idek

[surpriserose]

Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.This dude absolutely fucks.

#Tumblr users watching johnny Johnny yes papa and going more like yes daddy 😳😳😳 #Sorry ill post better things soon

[korrinhorizon]

Short but chaotic siblings (Zotz’s and Johnny’s siblings meeting each other)

Nooshy: Soo. . . . You wanna go and prank some of the cast?

Evan (Zotz’s little brother): absolutely read my bloody mind

Zotz and Johnny: I don’t think that’s a good idea-

Nooshy and Evan: do you want to be first?

Zotz and Johnny: hmm nope, carry on

(Zotz and Johnny then immediately sprint out the room)

#sing 2 #sing 2 movie #sing movie #gay #sing 2 illumination #demiboy #my ocs #sing oc #fanfic #headcanon #sibling oc #they would definitely cause chaos #and yes Johnny and Zotz immediately ran to Ryan to help hide them #and of course #Ryan hid with them #oh and Evan is transmasc #just like his papa lol #sing zotz

[sugaroto]

The other day my cousin (who lives next to us) called and asked me if I'm ok (we hardly ever call each other cause yknow I can just get down the stairs or yell through my window and he'll hear me)

And im like yeah? Im fine why? Something happened?

And he told me his little sister (who's like 8) said he heard someone scream "Help [her name] help!"

And I'm like we're fine? I'm just watching a movie, idk if she heard that?

And then he just started calling her an idiot and hung up

Now, we, are greek. This 8 year old only speaks Greek. I was watching "A silent voice" which is a Japanese movie

How the fuck did she hear "Voithia [Greek name] voithia" ? Also she heard her full name not her nickname (and I think only her mom calls her that?)

#Ok #I mean it's sweet to see that they care and he called to check up on us #but why is my child hearing voices? My movie wasn't that loud #(and I doubt I would've call for help at the 8 year old) #sugarenia talks #sugarenia #sugaroto #sugarenia cousins #sugarenia family #Sunday #Johnny Johnny yes papa eating sugar no papa

[0mega-x]

Thank you Gregory now I can't stop imagining Clovis saying Papa

“Gregory of Tours makes Clovis use the word papa”

#???: Johnny johnny #Clovis: yes papa #sorry... #reading Gregory of Tours' writings on the merovingians #i havent even finished Caesar's Gallic Wars commentaries but of well #mes blogs #et oui ce passage c'est le vase de Clovis

[bench0tv]

TONIGHT 7PM PST

Come watch Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction with us and try and guess if Jonny's little stories are real or not!

#beyond belief #fact or fiction #twitch streamer #small streamer #live stream #johnny johnny yes papa telling facts no papa telling fiction yes papa #big man #jonathan frakes

[elexaria]

domestic! simon is the best partner & father your family could ever ask for. he’s up at the ass crack of the morning to make a dash to the store, stocking up on all the groceries and making sure to grab your pregnancy cravings. you wake up, sore, miserable and aggy— toddling downstairs with bed head, only to find he’s at the kitchen counter slicing up fresh fruit for you. “oi, sit down.” he’ll say affectionately, pointing to the table so don’t stay on your feet for too long. “i’m pregnant, si, i’m not completely incompetent.” you sigh, hands rubbing your swollen tummy with a smirk. he chuckles, raising his eyebrows at you as if to say ‘you sure about that?’

he rubs soothing lotions onto your tummy, unable to stop himself from grinning with each kick from wee riley. “feisty one, eh? gets it from papa riley.” he remarks, his eyes warm with affection as he continues to stare down at your tummy. “mad, ‘ent it? to think.. i’m gonna be a dad. crazy.”

and the love doesn’t stop when wee riley is born, it quadruples in size. a milk-drunk baby all coddled up in the crook of his arm while he whips up some dinner. he swears that his mac n cheese & tenderstem broccoli heals, and you have to admit he does manage to make even stinky ol’ broccoli taste good. he doesn’t understand why dads make such a big fuss about being active parents, hell, you have to remind simon that wee riley is your baby too!

he loves the milestones, can’t not shut up about how much he loves his kiddo. spends his time gushing to laswell about their kids, how exciting it is to be a parent!! the boys love it too, to be honest. johnny’s set out to be wee riley’s favourite uncle, gaz likes teasing you about how whipped and domesticated ol’ ghosty is. and price, well, he’s actually wee riley’s favourite. he looks unamused every time the little bugger grabs at his moustache, babbling and squealing with excitement at the fluff on his face. he looks like a mardy bum, but when nobody’s looking he’ll crack a smile. and yes, johnny’s salty that the baby prefers price LOL

so imagine how excited he is when, on one lazy sunday morning, the three of you are laying in bed with no set plans for the day. the baby’s attention is divided between a silly kid’s movie on the telly, and exploring the terrain of the bed. grabbing tiny fistfuls of cotton with a toothy smile, babbling excitedly at papa riley. he chuckles, nodding as he leans in. “oh yeah? you showin’ the duvet who’s boss, love?” he grins, ruffling the delicate tufts of hair on wee riley’s head, eliciting an excited squeal. his attention is suddenly stolen when, unexpectedly, you slide a picture into his lap.

it’s an ultrasound.

he thought the happiest of his life was the day he had met you, but then he married you— and that was the happiest day of his life. and then wee riley was born, and he couldn’t comprehend how fucking happy and lucky he was as a man. so, the news of another baby on the way makes his heart full. fucking hell, he’s a lucky fella. and he wouldn’t have it any other way <33

#elexaria writes #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost x reader #simon riley fluff #ghost fluff

[gender-euphowrya]

why

#uncle watching vids LOUD AS SHIT on his fucking ipad #it's. it's playing johnny johnny yes papa #requesting that someone fucking comes stabs me ????? #cannae take this

[go-k-art-er]

real genuine hatred for those childrens entertainment youtube channels that are very clearly only there for the ad revenue and dont actually put any effort into making content for the kids to learn from i wish them a very die

#karter says words #people talk about cocomelon and yeah its annoying #but its not nearly as bad as those people who make the five hundredth johnny johnny yes papa remix #its not even teaching anything its just someone putting bright colors on a screen and waving it around #cocomelon itself isnt even that bad actually #i say this bc i babysit for a baby and she watches a lot of that stuff #and shes just On Youtube and theres no filter for channels #and she just clicks on whatever she wants its concerning

[plutopawzz]

WHAT THE FUKC I JUST REMEMBERD THAT JONNY JONNY VIDEO WHERE THIS KID EATS SUGAR AND HIS DAD IS LIKE NO DON'T AND THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'S EATING FUCKING SPOONS AND THEY'RE TURNED INTO PIGS AND THE CUPBOARDS ARE OPENING AND CLOSING AND I'M LIKE SHAKING AND CRYING WHY

#i'm scared #😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 #WHAT THE FUCKY FUCK FRICK FRACK FUCKY FREAK FUCK #johnny johnny?? 🤠🤠🤠 #yes papa 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 #eating sugar? 😨😨😨 #no papa 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 #Youtube #🃏 Shitposts/Jokes

[frogchiro]

soap as the god of of harvest and spring yes yes YESSS!! i personally hc him as an aries so him being the god of spring makes so much sense.

if he’s the god of spring i feel like he’d also be associated with fertility since that’s when plants start budding - which also tracks for him. he’s a burly, virile man. i feel like if you were sacrificed to him he’d breed you over and over again until he had at least a dozen kids running around his temple <3

He would💔

Soap's big and healthy and loud, loves to drink good wine and party with other gods after a good harvest! And yes I totally agree that he'd be often associated with fertility too, couples often praying to him for healthy offspring and a safe pregnancy :(

So it would only be natural for Johnny to have a pretty fertile wifey too :(( he loves babies and wants children so much!! Please let him breed you with little, chubby demigods :(

All your children would be strong and happy and healthy just like their father, the pitter patter of many tiny feet against the stone floors of his temple as they laugh and coo and toddle after they momma and papa as they continue to put up pretty flower arrangements around the temple for the upcoming spring festivities♡

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #gods!cod au #god of harvest!soap #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john mactavish #soap x reader #john soap mactavish

[witchthewriter]

Poly141! | Mission Pixie Dust

Okay so... I was making up scenarios in my head as I was falling asleep last night and I made myself cry ... so I obviously had to share...

Poly141; the four men are your husbands and all deployed at the same time, leaving you home with your three kids at the beginning of the school holidays.

This turned out longer than I thought it would but I just had to write it out. I love Poly141 AND them being dads :')

Da = Johnny

Papa = John P.

Dad= Simon

Daddy = Kyle

School holidays had just started, and your three pups were buzzing as soon as they came home. Bags were thrown on the floor, school shoes unlaced and scattered around the shoe stand. They knew the rules, but first day of school holidays meant they were allowed to get a little wild.

Your oldest, Paesha, had just turned eight and her father was obvious. Thick curls, dark skin and warm brown eyes made it plain to see. But all your husbands loved her the same. In fact, she had a special bond with her Da (Johnny).

Malachai, your second, could have been any of the three other men's. Light brown hair, fair complection, and utterly/overly protective of his sisters. He had been born a year after Pae.

And your youngest, Felicity (known as Flick), had started her first year in big school. She was known for having exceptional blue eyes.

None of your husbands wanted a DNA test, they thought it useless because everyone treats the children with the same love, compassion and warmth.

Throwing your keys on the counter (Paesha picked them up and placed them on the hook). You rubbed the bridge of your nose and tried to quell the longing in your soul. You didn't know if it was worse when the kids were gone or with you. Being completely alone let the terrible thoughts attack but you didn't want your kids to miss out on having their fathers'.

Calming the oncoming tears, you turned around and asked, "who wants pizza for dinner?"

"YES!" Yelled Mal, a fist punched in the air. Paesha nodded her head enthusiastically while Flick did a little happy dance.

Paesha halted and squinted at you, "Not homemade right?"

After dinner arrived, the four of you sat on the large dark green couch. Your two ex-military dogs, Moth and Teddy, sat on either end of the lounge.

Turning onto the streaming service, you found the exact movie you were looking for. The 2003 version of Peter Pan.

With the lights off (except for the kitchen, the kids were still scared of too much darkness), you watched as one of your cats jumped into Pae's lap. Barnaby started purring instantly. His fluffy white tail settled around his body.

The seven of you settled in. Your four human babies snuggled up to their mama, smiles already on their faces.

When the movie had finished, your kids still wouldn't go to bed.

"Oh wait, I know why it isn't working - we don't have the pixie dust!" Flick pulled on your sleeve with a huge gap-toothed smile.

You had been watching as they jumped around the room. Lights flicked on, bodies flinging from one couch to another.

"I know! But ... we don't have any in the house..." You grumbled.

Paesha was staring dreamily at Peter Pan, a cheek resting against her face. "Where do we get some?" Her head turned slightly to look at you, her eyes nearly heart-shaped.

"Ugh-" god trying to keep childlike wonder alive was bloody difficult. Like a sign from the Universe, your phone started to ring.

All three kids ran over to it, knowing exactly who was calling at this time of night. Swiping the screen, four familiar faces popped up.

"Da! Papa! Dad! Daddy!" Smiling through the screen, the men had been just as eager to see their kids as their kids were to see them.

"Hello little munchkins, ya been good for mum?" Simon greeted first. His mask was off and no black could be found around his eyes. He never showed that side to the children.

"We're going to fly!" Flick chirped, her arms outstretched and running around.

"You're - what?" Price said with a slightly panicked face.

"But we need pixie dust," Malachai explained. Shaking his head like this was obvious information.

"I introduced them to the ... live action Peter Pan," you explained and a smile of regret grew on your tired face.

"Oh honey," Kyle replied, understanding the situation. He was the first of the men to.

"But we don't have any and we have to go buy more!" Pae said while leaning against you.

"Eh, pixie dust ...?" you heard Johnny mumble in the background.

"Oh! I have an idea!" You said with a faked expression, "why don't the Dada's get us the pixie dust!"

The chorus of cheers was heard throughout the house. Alerting the the tired Moth and Teddy.

Kyle shook his head. And Price's nose flared. Mum: 1 - Dads: 0.

"We'll bring back the goddamns finest," Simon said. You couldn't help but let out a small laugh.

"See! You heard Dad! Now get your butts' upstairs and in bed."

"Yes ma'am!" They said in unison (a nickname they'd heard their father's use one too many times.)

Once the kids were upstairs, your face dropped.

"I miss you guys," you whispered into the phone. The tears welling and spilling down your cheeks.

"We miss you too," John said, his words strangled with his feelings.

It was always hard to hang up.

It hurt.

But tonight's farewell felt like the hardest. You could just imagine how the scenario would've played out if their father's were there with them. With you.

'Can't always get what we want,' you thought bitterly.

"Not long now," Kyle said. You stared at his eyes and then his lips. God how much you wanted to kiss him.

"You better make sure you bring back some fucking pixie dust or there'll be a riot."

"Aye, Laswell definitely knows someone-" Johnny replied, giving you a wink. "Miss you gorgeous." He always tried to uplift the mood. And it nearly always worked.

You fought out of your misery, knowing the four soldiers couldn't bear to see you upset. And as they said their goodbyes, you said so in return.

"We love you, our precious wife. We'll all be together soon."

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