idk why but i feel so smart watching s2e4 of daredevil bc ik the 'tear' that matt cries while frank is talking abt his daughter is just a well-placed sweat drop bc charlie cox had to carry jon bernthal up the hill like three times
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If you can't take the heat...
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Random movie ideas:
1) A comedy-historical movie about the real life event during the Russo-Japanese War in which the inept Russian Baltic Fleet embarked on a disastrous voyage to Japan, only to get slaughtered completely. David Harbour (using his Russian accent from “Black Widow”) plays Admiral Zinovy Rozhestvensky, who spends the entire movie pissed off that his crew are basically the Three Stooges. (If you want to know more about this event, watch Bluejay’s “The Dumbest Russian Voyage Nobody Talks About” on YouTube)
2) A dramedy about two college dropouts (played by Taz Skylar and Joe Keery) who attempt to make it big as indie game developers. Troy Baker cameos as himself during a scene in which he’s asked to be part of a game that the developers are creating.
3) A mystery/crime movie centered on a NYPD detective (played by Oscar Isaac), a FBI agent (played by Pedro Pascal), and a private investigator (played by Amy Adams) in three different investigations. As the movie goes on, the three stories eventually connect when the protagonists realize that even though they’re investigating different crimes, they’re tracking down the same killer (played by Tom Holland).
4) Metallica biopic, starring Chris Hemsworth as James Hetfield, Giovanni Ribisi as Lars Ulrich, and Jake Cuenca as Kirk Hammett. (I don’t have a fancast for the other band members right now)
5) A thriller/semi-horror in which six individuals (played by Jon Bernthal, Samuel L. Jackson, Simu Liu, Florence Pugh, Stephanie Beatriz, and Jenna Ortega) all wake up in a barricaded room where the door is set to a timer. They receive a message that the door will open after 3 days and that all the group has to do is get along with each other. That seems easy on paper, but the thriller part comes in when the group realizes that they were specifically chosen because their captors knew they would tear each other apart.
As a hypothetical: Bernthal’s character is a racist xenophobe who brags about killing illegal immigrants and somehow getting away with it. Ortega’s character reveals that her father was killed by a “crazy white man”, which turns out to be Bernthal.
Another hypothetical: Jackson’s character says he’s going through an intense divorce since his wife admitted to having an affair. Liu’s character is the mystery man who was engaged in an affair with Jackson’s wife.
One last hypothetical: Pugh’s character is a Christian fascist while Beatriz’s character is an atheist anarchist.
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“I’m going to make you mine” - my head canon
Just the way he clasps that chin/jaw. Not squeezing, just owning vibes and I’m gone…
Lord, I’m having impure thoughts again.
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Yeah whatever WE DON'T CARE about the reviews.
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I’ve recently come to the conclusion that my type is any character played by Jon Bernthal and I’m completely, absolutely, 100% cool with it.
🥰
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Who I Simp For:
Tom Austen/Jasper Frost
Ben Barnes/Billy Russo/The Darkling
Gabriel Basso/Peter Sutherland
Jon Bernthal/Shane Walsh/Frank Castle
JR Bourne/Chris Argent
Thoren "Thor " Bradley
Henry Cavill/Clark Kent/Syverson/Geralt
Cody Christian/Theo Raeken/Asher Adams
DJ Cotrona/Seth Gecko
Charlie Cox/Matt Murdock
Chase Crawford/Nathaniel "Nate" Archibald
Matt Davis/Alaric "Ric" Saltzman
Jamie Dornan/Paul Spector/Christian Grey
Chris Evans/Steve Rogers
Andrew Garfield/Peter Parker
Chris Hemsworth/Thor/Tyler Rake
Liam Hemsworth/Gale Hawthorne
Charlie Hunnam/Jackson "Jax" Teller
Aaron Taylor Johnson/Pietro Maximoff
Joe Manganiello/ Alcide Herveaux
Dylan O Brien/Stiles Stillinski/Mitch Rapp
Rudy Pankow/JJ Maybank
Chris Pratt/Owen Grady/Peter Quill
Glen Powell/Jake "Hangman "Seresin
Lewis Pullman/Rhett Abbott/Robert "Bob "Floyd
Sebastian Stan/James Buchanan Barnes
Drew Starkey/Rafe Cameron
Ted Sutherland/Nick Goode
Miles Teller/Bradley "Rooster " Bradshaw
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