#joe alwyn info

[maria-eve-falcon]

THINGS I know about joe alwyn

birthday is 21 feb 1991 (international mother language day )

is a pisces

mom (elizabeth meakins )is a psychotherapist (she is a specialist in eating disorder)

dad (richard alwyn) is a director and was a lecturer in France for some years

height is 6'1 (controversial)

upbringing was upper middle class (they were posh posh)

he went to the same school as Dan Redcliff (city of london) but he was a year older/ younger

he had so long hair that his teach used to tell him to cut it

tom was born in 1989 , 24 aug (1 and some months apart from joe) tom works in as a social worker (tho he originally wanted to be a sports reporter ) he studied from Cambridge

pat in 22 feb , 2003 (literally 12 years apart from joe ) (not confirmed date of birth) (pat is 6'4 btw) (went to a public school unlike joe and tom whom both went to city of london (a more private school)

he is a very caring older brother

they had a family dog named flint (dunno about him now hence the past tense)

liz meakins used to write about them in her the independent column

liz has a book (she dedicated it to her fam) called what will you do with my story

great-grandson of william alwyn (3rd gen neppo but their dynamic with him is weird considering they are the great-grandchildren of olive pull (william's first wife , whom he left for his pupil (doreen) god knows when but william didn't have any children with doreen so..... still 3rd gen neppo)

his great uncle (paternal) nick alwyn was a cricketer

his great uncle (maternal) was bruce kent

his maternal family is part welsh

More dates here!

he was quite active during black lives matter and the george floyd murder and police brutality (the george floyd one is from 27 may 2020, the hashtag with the blackout pick is from june 2 , 2020) he also posted a donation link but I lost the receipts for it.

he was friends / (was together with) shared a dorm with lindsey russell from blue peter who alwyn once commented under his pic during billy lynn season . also there is an infamous article about themfrom a fellow friend of joe's (won't rule it out no nah)

his friends call themselves the frosty crew (they are a group of 6)

niceboy ed is one of his best friends

his best besties are jesse and elenor

one of his ex gf's first insta pic was joe (sorry won't name names)

unconfirmed sources say joe had a gf for 4 years from 15 to 19 years old (who btw was his first gf) . they broke up cause he went to Bristol (they were long term for a year before breaking up)

he's known as the party guy (when he is in the mood ob. like he's also a bit of an introvert)

he loves drinking and eating

he can play guitar

he can do hula hoops

he learnt fencing after watching the zorro movie

he had a fish named rainbow starr whom he found tragically after Christmas in their fridge when he was little

he had a turtle whom he'd call his best friend when he was little

he had platinum blonde hair as a child

he had clown training

his fav place is Cornwall where he's family'd go for vacations

He used to play rugby as a child but dislocated one of his shoulders during a game. Since then he played football mostly.

if zoomed and observed correctly , one can see Joe has a slightly crooked nose. A story is to come ig!

this was his cv:

more on joe from : @rarejoealwyn @joealwyndaily @joealwynspain

most of my source and an additional thanks to @bisluthq and @youareinlovees for being here at the greatest times and giving amazing contents

please feel free to share if you know more!

(i swear there are very important things I'm missing but I dunno why I'm having a brain lag and I'm super lazy soooo)

also ! pics!

rick alwyn

elizabeth meakins , tom alwyn, joe alwyn, pat alwyn :

rosemary meakins (his grandma, maternal), Bruce kent and George kent

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[burntblueberrywaffles]

From these titles I can see people starting to hate on Alwyn form a mile away YOU GUYS BETTER LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE ISTG 😤

#we don’t get enough info from songs to draw any actual conclusions #much less be justified in hating on someone #joe alwyn #tayor swift #the tortured poets department #the manuscript #burntblueberrywaffles #taylor swift

[twobluejeans]

HEARTBREAK ON TOUR!

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summary: in which the lavender haze has been lifted. or in which america’s it couple splits.

part 1: don’t start, part 2: wtf does ET know?

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sweetnothingy/n my show my song ❤️‍🩹

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loveontourhs FRANCE GOT ROBBED.

dontblamemey/n SHE REPLACED INVISIBLE STRING WITH THE 1?? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

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arianagrande take this down immediately. please respect people’s privacy for once oml

chary/n @arianagrande ARIANA WHAT ARE U DOING HERE??

devil_leclerc this was not the family reunion i was expecting 💀

badbloody/n this feels so invasive and wrong on so many levels

trishapaytasnotreal oh this looks nasty, poor bby 🙁

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user1 girl what

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[taylortruther]

You KNOW full well if Joe Alwyn started fighting black and setting his side of the situation straight people will get even more obsssive and creepy and threatening to him like never stick up for yourself against Taylor Swift's millions and billions of fans if that's one thing we learnt this year and hope to God in 2025 it blows over

this might be an unpopular opinion but personally i think if he did that... he would simply be wading into waters that she is regularly living in. and it's definitely his prerogative not to do that, but i think acting like he is at such a disadvantage neglects some key info. like, what is your definition of unfair or hurtful or invasive coverage? what defines having enough money/power to protect you from that? how would you define what taylor experiences daily vs joe? etc. etc. answer those questions and i think the fandom could have a productive discussion. i mean, if we suggest that joe is attacked unfairly whenever taylor moves, then we have to confront that taylor herself is attacked just living her life, no matter what she does, no?

[heda-heather]

Hey! Can you give me any insight on the lore/story behind William Bowery?

Sooo William Bowery was listed as a songwriter for Exile, Betty, Champagne Problems, Coney Island, Evermore, & Sweet Nothing.

In the long pond studio sessions, Taylor revealed that the mysterious “William Bowery” was actually Joe Alwyn… to which Jack Antonoff infamously responded, “lyrics too? Jesus.” And Taylor was like “jack… 👀”

Because of this, he ended up with a Grammy for the songwriting and supposedly gets royalties for these songs.

The whole thing seems sketch though. Based on what Joe has said regarding his lack of musical ability in the past & such it doesn’t quite add up.

Think there may be some theories going around that this may have been a deal/set up since he was trying to exit and she needed him to keep his mouth shut haha. But that’s just people chattin’.

If anyone has more to add, please do.

Here’s a link with some info on the songs:

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^^oop, thanks for the info!

[jewishbarbies]

Can I ask how we know about Taylor Swift cheating over the years? This is brand new info to me as a long time fan of her music who's felt immense disgust towards her since the Joe Alwyn break-up. Me and my Swiftie bestie both agree that at this point she is the problem and we're super disappointed. That + how apparent it continues to be that she only ever cares about issues when it benefits her personally despite wanting to be seen as this influential activist for good in the world. I was never super interested in her relationships beyond the songwriting so not at all sure where/how the cheating ties in. Would love to know more cuz at this point I'm honestly not even surprised if it's true.

the public timeline and her lyrics are the evidence for me. ex: it’s known that she reconnected with ratty while still dating Joe and then bejeweled came out, where she bragged about telling “the band” that she “doesn’t remember” having a boyfriend, a month or so before the breakup news hit. when you compare it with the timeline for her calvin > tom > joe timeline and all that she’s confessed to in her music and interviews, it’s not a stretch at all. someone had sent a Reddit thread where it was all detailed out with receipts a while ago but I don’t have it.

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[joesalw]

Swifties forget that not only was Joe making appearances without her, Taylor went to multiple industry events without him (though sometimes with his mum). They only didn't take photos *together* unless a pap caught them on a private walk.

They also forget that she was more private than now because of I) being cancelled, II) did everyone forget COVID?? Nobody was seen anywhere for two years!

She was plenty Bejeweled during rep tour and Lover promo (where he came to her appearances but just wasn't filmed in the audience, but she's looking over at him constantly, so yes he's there).

She did social media promo during the Covid years which was all she could do due to restrictions. She filmed two whole ass documentaries about herself (if you include long pond) and was going to do Loverfest and Glastonbury before they were cancelled by Covid. Or is Joe somehow at fault for Covid too 🙄

And do they not remember doing their absolutely hilarious and highly original "can Joe Alwyn fight" jokes every time she made a public appearance, meaning that she appeared bejeweled in public enough times that that joke got old af.

And just using a tiny bit of logic and common sense, who thinks Joe was controlling Taylor when she was exposing details of their relationship through her songs? Including info about his depression?

Now she's doing pap walks with the squad and new bfs because she's redoing 1989 and using her clout (which she didn't have between rep and folklore, ie the years before Covid) for various pr reasons, one of them being to show Joe how "happy" she is and how she's totally fine without him.

Swifties are the ones who live in the basement considering that they don't know the first thing about human behavior 🙄

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[bejeweled-wahlberg]

I’m fully aware why I deleted my posts about my hate for joe alwyn and here’s the reason

When I found out about the Joe and Taylor Drama and I became sarcastic That’s why I made the post Saying “I lost My respect for Joe Alwyn” until me and @krispyfries started going on and on and when I got the full info about How Tr@vis is a terrible person(That’s when I started to lose my respect for Tr@vis K£lçe) Etc that’s when I realized that Joe doesn’t deserve hate from swifties including all of Taylor Swift’s Exes (well we can all hate Ratty Banana Peeley iykyk) but what I said about the reblog I did Hating on Joe Alwyn is not gonna get you anywhere it’s not gonna make you feel good about yourself and make you feel better Just Swifties please listen to me and stop hating on Joe Alwyn like What the fuck has he done to you Joe doesn’t deserve the hate that he’s getting only because of a Fucking Playlist and an Album

And Joe Alwyn fans I’m sorry for the posts I made

#trins shitposts #joe alwyn #stop hating on Joe alwyn #support palestine #stop hating on other celebrities #Taylor swift

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[whatiwillsay]

so taylor did the dumping and it is sounding more and more and more with all this info coming in and all the soft drags about joe's failure of a career that they are NOT in a friendly place right now lol

#it's toever #joe #toe #gaylor swift

[biblicalhorror]

Zaylor Midnights, Part II

And we're back! If you haven't yet, please peruse the disclaimers I covered in Part 1.

Let's jump right in!

8. Vigilante Shit

Here's where we start to get some more Catwoman vibes on this album.

"Cat eye sharp enough to kill a man"

Also some generic Gaylor lyrics:

"I don't dress for women / I don't dress for men" Oh so you're bisexual? Okay got it. Case closed.

"Picture me thick as thieves with your ex-wife"

Also the implication she fucked Scooters wife is too funny to not mention. She loves a divorcée ;)

9. Bejeweled

Initially I was fully prepared to write this one off as a song about Jake or John or even Calvin and therefore irrelevant to Toë, but holy crap is this MV gay as hell.

Opening, of course, with the scene where Laura Dern satirizes the concept that a proposal from a prince being "the best thing a girl could hope to achieve"

Note this Kravitz quote from the earlier GQ article:

We'll come back to this later.

Anyway, Taylor plays Cinderella in this music video, who rejects the proposal from the prince (played by Jack Antonoff, who has the same initials as Joe Alwyn), impresses the Princess (played by Zoë Kravitz) with her burlesque routine she learned from queer burlesque icon Dita Von Teese, and ends up taking the castle for herself.

Basically, another song that has nothing to do with Zoë but is extremely gay (in context of the music video, at least)

10. Labyrinth

I go back and forth on this song. I've heard other people theorize that it's about trying to end a relationship and then falling back in love with the same person again, which I think is a totally valid interpretation. It could be that.

However! It sounds to me like it's about the feeling of finding yourself falling for someone new and your traumatized brain is so focused on what could go wrong that you get completely ahead of yourself and start mourning a relationship that hasn't even started yet. Taylor is a Cancer moon, which is a moon sign that is deeply introspective and retrospective. The "labyrinth of my mind" could be referring to the twists and turns her mind takes to convince her that every relationship will end in catastrophe based on the way past relationships have panned out. Past becomes present becomes future in this song. Maybe it's about finding her connection with Zoë after the fallout from a Karlie or Lily breakup? Maybe Joe cheated on her and she found comfort in the arms of Zoë and they became a polyamorous couple? Who knows.

11. Karma

EDIT: I've found some articles claiming Zoë is a songwriter on this one and others that do not mention her. I believe there was initially a mistake on the Apple Music pre-release info, so for now we'll say she's not in a fact a cowriter for this song.

Taylor Swift clearly has a complicated relationship to gender and womanhood. Many of her friends called her "king" in their 2021 birthday posts:

In Dear Reader, she explicitly refers to herself as a "cursed man."

Queer women also tend to have complicated relationships with gender due to heteropatriarchal society. Some lesbians and queer women use he/him or they/them pronouns for any myriad of personal reasons. It's not too far-fetched that these women could possibly call each other by male pronouns/adjectives sometimes.

Zoë had this interview where she talks about High Fidelity, identifying more with male roles because they're often written to be more complex and nuanced due to misogyny in film/tv, and how passionate she is about how "women can be fuckboys, too"

"Karma is my boyfriend" but also "Karma is a queen" >>> "Karma" is both genders and neither gender. (Note: Zoë has a tattoo of a crown on her finger)

"Sweet like honey, Karma is a cat" First of all, that's pussy babe

Also, these two stone cold weirdos apparently have the same method acting technique:

"Flexing like a goddamn acrobat, me and karma vibe like that"

What else could "flexing like a goddamn acrobat" refer to other than Zoë playing a superhero famous for her acrobatics (and/or Taylor being in Cats (2019))

these two weird Sagittarius girls love to simply vibe together as cats or otherwise

"Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight home to me"

Not "Catwoman of my dreams" but "CAT WOMAN OF DREAMS" this girl is horny as hell and loves dreaming about women

Sweet like JUSTICE = another batman reference, of course

12. Sweet Nothing

Written by William Bowery who we think could be Zoë

Zoë also lived in London from 2020-2021, she could possibly have gone on holiday to Wicklow (in Ireland) after filming for The Batman wrapped

Taylor made her meals throughout covid isolation and a birthday dinner in December of 2020. Nice to Have a Friend in your pods with you, huh ladies?

Also, remember when Zoë crossed the picket line for the Oscar's party and then made a "joke" about the Will Smith situation being uncivilized? This is a song about a couple of out-of-touch insanely rich girlies who just Can't Be Bothered and also happen to be in love

Speaking of which, if this is in fact a song about Joe Alwyn, it's a (pretty) lie. "All that you ever wanted from me was nothing." Being in a relationship with Taylor has gotten him movie/tv roles, a Grammy, etc. He's gained so many accolades just by being associated with Taylor. If he doesn't want any of that, why does she keep jeapordizing her own image as an artist to get him awards? Zoë likely genuinely wants nothing from Taylor because she's been famous her entire life. She doesn't need Taylor to pull any strings for her to get roles or accolades.

13. Mastermind

This song is Taylor being very tongue-in-cheek about how this lover she's been singing for four albums about is actually a target she decided on long ago

Starts with a hand touch in a crowded room (obvious Gorgeous reference), that Bowery hangout did look awfully crowded, didn't it?

Dominoes cascaded in a line >>> hair falls into place like dominoes (Gold Rush)

All the wisest women had to do it this way / WE were born to play the pawn in every lover's game (as in, WE women are forced to play these roles)

Two lines that could reference Zoë's tattoos:

"I'm the wind in our free-flowing sails">> Zoë has several pirate themed tattoos

"And the liquor in our cocktails" >> "être toujours ivre" (always be drunk) tattoo

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And that's it for the 13 original Midnights tracks! Part 3 will be looking into the 3am tracks.

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[thezfc]

Obviously take this with a grain of salt since it’s Perez Hilton reporting about a podcast’s supposed insider info, but if DEBJ really did leak the break up or was the one to end the relationship, kudos to him. But he better be prepared for a song or two!

https://perezhilton.com/taylor-swift-thinks-joe-alwyn-leaked-the-breakup-news-rumor/amp/

Ok course they blame him- that’s her MO- nothing is ever her fault and she’s always the victim. Now she’s called up her fake girl squad for pap walks. Next on the schedule- Met Gala on Monday and the resurrection of the 4th of July party. I’m calling it now.

[taylortruther]

So glad your also over the constant discussion over figuring What Happened between Alwyn and Swift like we will never know and acting like we know is a mistake and maybe we will get details on TS11 but who knows about that either?

uo but agreed, for the most part. i do think we'll get more info with ts11, and we have a general understanding of what happened. but even if the fandom's assumptions are correct, there's still so much we don't know and we could have a play by play of the hard times but that's far from the entirety of a relationship. (again, ask me how i know 💀)

like it's not even about taking sides or whatever. i'm here for taylor and not joe! but also it's just really not that interesting for me to talk about at length at this point. gimme songs about it and i'll talk about them for hours tho lmao

[roamertv]

I saw where it was said where Toe had a girlfriend of 4 years, but they broke up after his first year in college. He also lived with another girl after that.

Anon, I'm not sure if you're a hater, troll or Joe himself but please send said article & I'll share it. EVERY article I've read about him say things along the lines of"

"Alwyn is so guarded about his personal life, there's unfortunately little to know about his prior dating history. In fact, when you Google "Joe Alwyn" and "dating history" there are no results that involve anyone other than Swift.

"Alwyn doesn't have an Instagram (at least not a public one)". Sooooo his IG account was only created once he started "dating" Taylor, which is really funny as he's soooo private about his life, so why create one at all? And don't say for work as he was an actor before he met Taylor & should've/could've had a SM presence before her.

Also, according to all articles I've read, "he lived with his parents up until very recently, according to Insider". Recently being 2017 so if he lived with his parents, when did he live with another woman as he's been "dating" Taylor since 2016.

"....sources allegedly close to Alwyn paint him as a guy devoted to his work. One supposed source said, according to the Daily Mail: But to a certain extent he was married to his work. He caught the eye of certain people in our class until they realised he was so married to his work". So other than being described as a "panty-dropper" by an "Insider" (not my sexist, disgusting term), there is absolutely no info or photos of any of these alleged women he's hooked up with?! Not one of those women shared any photos or comments to the media? Not buying it.

If anyone else out there has info about his past dating history, please chime in as I've never seen any photos of him with women, just men.

[jewishbarbies]

https://instagram.com/stories/deuxmoi/3205051774304460483?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Deuxmoi is so pathetic wtf does do they mean by “the shackles of joe alwyn” huh??? It’s even worse coming from them because everybody acts like their info is 100% accurate and the truth and now they’re saying this is going to make Blondie fans who are already delusional and annoying justify their hate towards joe even more cause deuxmoi said something I can’t stand the account or the owners.

(Update whlist I was writing)

Look at what they have started now ??

https://instagram.com/stories/deuxmoi/3205062810927374279?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Pushing the narrative that joe is controlling and didn’t want her doing stuff. Oh I hate here

this looks even more fucking pathetic when you look at their bio:

“this account does not claim information published is based in fact”

soooo they’re pulling a Fox News and claiming to be a news site but but but it’s not true guys! we just post it! we’re not saying it’s real! pls don’t sue!

give me a fucking break.

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