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ma1dita · 4 months
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partners in crime
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luke castellan x fem!dionysus!reader [the trouble!verse]
MAIN SERIES MASTERPOST
summary: few things are certain in this life as a demigod, but one thing is for sure— you can’t fight fate when it pulls you and luke castellan together, over and over again. two young people who hate the gods are more like them than they think, for better or worse. annoyances to best friends to lovers
things to know: dionysus!reader's nickname is trouble & most of these can be read as standalones!
here's a playlist (spotify & apple music links now available!)
child of dionysus headcanons!
trouble!verse moodboard 1 & moodboard 2 & college!trouble by the lovely @24kmar
deleted scenes from a different universe (AUs)
play the extended cuts (blurbs from in-between)
character study: luke castellan & trouble
any works, updates, thoughts, musings, etc about this series will be tagged under #trouble!verse !
key: fluff - ☼ angst - ☽ smut - ☆ jo's favorites - ᥫ᭡
[rewind to before] pre-established relationship
trouble always finds me (trouble!reader origin story) 1.7k ☼
The one where he could tell you were trouble from the day he met you. (You're an annoyance, but not an enemy)
entropy ☼
The one where you both blur the lines between annoyance and admiration. (the promise of becoming partners in crime)
buddy system 4.2k ☼
The one where he comes with you to rescue your younger twin brothers, Pollux & Castor. (this is as close to a real quest that Mr. D will give you--might as well take someone you trust!)
somebody's angel 4.4k ☽
The one where you convince him he’s pretty, even with a scar. (songfic - Die Alone - Finneas)
feed the fire 1.2k ☼
The one where his focus is not on spilled food, but on you. (Luke realizes this is more than playful banter)
bedtime stories 2.4k ☼
The one where night shift with him runs late, but you don’t mind at all. (the both of you have feelings you want to admit, but duty calls!)
crazy little thing 3.4k ☼
The one where he uses all his drachmas to make you smile on Valentine's Day. (the Apollo kids are better matchmakers than Aphrodite, sometimes)
anything you want 1.6k ☼
The one where you and him have your first kiss. (You've always loved teaching the story of Orpheus and Eurydice; except when your Orpheus runs away from you)
said he likes crazy 2.1k ☼ ☽
The one where only he can help you with a bad day, even if he's avoided you since your first kiss. (For being a son of Hermes, he has a way of calming your nerves)
[pause and remember us like this] established relationship
play pretend 5.1k ☼
The one where Mr. D catches you two in the act, but you and him aren’t exactly together yet. (Drunk words are sober thoughts. Your dad just wishes Luke told you instead of him)
a wish your heart makes 1.4k ☼ ☽
The one where you share dreams, burn cookies, and it still reminds him of home. (The dryads will probably ban you from the kitchen after this)
chance encounters ☼
The one where you both daydream about different lives. (You think you'd find him anywhere, by soul alone)
to see the chaos through ☽
The one where he remembers he was never a good guy, just yours. (Luke makes the ultimate deal with the devil in order to save you)
not your goddess ☽
The one where you both know the best of days eventually have to come to an end. (songfic - Goddess - Laufey)
don't blame the kids ☼
The one where you both chaperone a trip to Mount Olympus. (the Olympians are bigger gossips than you thought they'd be)
trouble's coming for you 3.7k ☼
The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood. (three times Percy is oblivious (and in the way) and the time he realizes you and Luke are in love)
now that we're older 3.5k ☼
The one where he asks if you can stay the night even if all of cabin 11 makes fun of him. (Luke is tired of the routine. He just needs his girl)
if you need to be mean (be mean to me) 1.5k☽
The one where he leaves before you wake up. (songfic - I Don't Smoke - Mitski )
[fast forward until we meet again] post-tlt
lovers, or partners in crime 2.1k ☽
The one where Annabeth and Percy think you’re guilty too. (the last day leading up to Luke's betrayal)
love like a blister: the five stages of loving losing luke 4.7k ☽
The one where you learn to mourn someone even if they’re still alive. (the five stages of grief after facing a loss)
to catch a thief 3.7k ☼ ☽
The one where duty calls at Camp Half-Blood. Again. (Your reunion with Luke isn't quite what you expected.)
solipsism 5.3k ☽
The one where you finally pray to Hestia to keep your home safe, even if he's also trying to destroy it. (the four times Luke uses Backbiter to visit you during college ft. the first time you trust a god to help you)
angel with a broken wing ☼ ☽
The one where he falls from grace and still thinks of you. (the four women Luke Castellan risked it for and how it will end up killing him)
love me dry (LATEST ADD) 4.5k ☼ ☽
The one where he meets you at his mother's house, though both of you didn't expect the other to be there. (a glimpse into May Castellan's idea of a perfect day)
when the curtains close☽
The one where you lose two people in the Labyrinth that day. All strings are cut. (Annabeth and Pollux find out the biggest difference between you and Luke.)
asking for trouble ☽
The one where Luke's final wish is to see you. (He's himself again, and all he wants is to find out if the trouble was worth it all)
as above, so below ☽ ☼
The one where you plead your case with the gods of Olympus. (The one thing the fates didn't expect was how much you'd both be like your fathers; in a way, you and Luke didn't see it coming either)
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srjlvr · 10 months
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sixhours · 2 months
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Chapter 1 - The Ghosts of Babylon
Series Chapter Index | Read on AO3 | Complete
Rating: Explicit, 18+, here be smut and violence Series tags: Joel Miller x You, Joel Miller x Reader, Joel & Ellie, mostly follows canon, LGBTQ+ characters, y/n is bi/pan, y/n is ~45, violence, pregnancy, abortion, medical trauma, emotional trauma, panic attacks, sex work, suicide, smut, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, romance, no use of y/n, reader has longish hair, Joel can lift you, smallish age gap (~11 years), I've probably forgotten some so please let me know <3
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Portland, Maine September 26, 2003
“Fuck.”
The air in the bathroom is thick with moisture, making it hard to breathe. You wipe at the condensation on the mirror and stare at the face reflected back at you, pale and drawn in the yellow light.
“Fuck, fuuuuck,” you mutter, holding the pregnancy test up and squinting, tilting it this way and that, hoping the extra line is just a trick of the light, but it doesn’t go away. You groan, internally vacillating between panic and rage.
Fuck.
There’s a knock at the door. Your girlfriend, Joanna, probably wondering what’s taking so long.
“Hey, you done? We just got called into the hospital again.”
“What?” You drop the stick onto the counter, but you can’t stop staring at it, the two clear blue lines taunting you. Outside your shared one-bedroom apartment a siren begins to wail. “I just got home.”
“That’s the job, babe,” Jo says. The doorknob creaks, breaking your reverie.
“Shit, just a sec,” you mutter, shoving your foot against the door and fumbling for some toilet paper to wrap the test in before tucking it at the bottom of the garbage can. You swallow the urge to vomit as Jo pokes her head in.
“You’ve been in here forever–”
“Jeez, privacy,” you snap, clutching the towel to your body more tightly, suddenly keenly aware of how flimsy it is, how exposed you are.
Jo’s eyes widen with hurt and you immediately soften, guilt stabbing at the gentlest swell in your abdomen. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry…it’s just been a long-ass day.”
You soothe her with a quick kiss, hoping she can’t taste the hint of bile under the mint of your toothpaste and mouthwash.
“I’ll be right there,” you say, ducking around her, headed to your room in search of fresh scrubs.
“You want something to eat? I made sandwiches to go.”
Your stomach turns. “No, I ate at the caf after my last shift,” you lie. “Is this an all-hands thing?” you call over your shoulder as you dig in the hamper. Nothing is clean, there’s never enough time to do laundry.
Plenty of time to fuck an old buddy and get knocked up, though , you think, setting your lips in a grim line and smoothing the wrinkles out of some navy blue slacks.
“Yeah, Dan says they’re calling everyone in,” she confirms. “Something about a virus, flu season’s starting early, they’re expecting a full house. It’s bad.”
“Mmm,” you say, pulling on the freshest top you can find and tying back your hair in a ponytail. You meet Jo at the door where she hands you a brown paper sack, presumably your sandwich.
“You okay?” she asks as you walk the four blocks to the hospital, grateful for the crisp fall air. You hope it hides the flush in your cheeks, hopes she didn’t hear you retching before you stepped into the shower. She reaches for your hand and takes it, but your fingers are numb. “You’re quiet.”
“I’m fine,” you say automatically. “Just…tired.”
“Okay…hey, I had an idea for our anniversary next week.”
“Hmm?”
“There’s this new place on Congress Street, they do a great brunch with free mimosas? Since it’s on a Sunday I thought we could probably sneak in a date after your shift–”
“That’s fine,” you say automatically, squeezing her hand in weak reassurance; just the word brunch makes your stomach turn. “I mean, great, sounds great.”
She stops you outside the hospital’s employee entrance and holds fast to your hand to pull you back before you can go in.
“Babe. Are you sure you’re alright?”
You blink back tears, swallow hard, and it almost comes out. You open your mouth to speak, but the sound of a siren interrupts as an ambulance screams out of the nearby garage, lights flashing, and the moment is gone.
You pull her into a tight hug. She smells soft and warm and familiar, like oranges and vanilla. You press a tight kiss to the nape of her neck in an unusually public display of affection.
“Whoa,” she says softly, taking an unintentional step back as if to catch you.
“I’m okay,” you murmur into her neck. “We’ll be okay.”
~*~
The smell of antiseptic barely registers as you enter the building, so familiar to you now it’s like a second home. Joanna gives you a quick wave before being intercepted by her attending, who drags her off to the ICU to check on a patient.
By the time you drop your bag off at your locker, shoving the paper satchel with your sandwich at the back, you’ve almost put the pregnancy out of your mind. It comes naturally, this tight compartmentalization of your feelings, this easy decoupling from your emotional state.
The on-call attending physician looks no worse for the wear, and in the back of your mind, you wonder if someone higher up is overreacting to the news out of Indonesia. Your limited knowledge of virology knows the flu can’t jump that quickly. You’re over a hundred miles from the nearest major airport. It will be several days before what’s happening there crawls its way to this tiny state. It’s true, the waiting room is busy, but that’s not unusual for a Friday night.
You fight off a wave of nausea and take a clipboard from the wall.
~*~
Several hours later, at about the time a man named Joel Miller is holding his dead daughter in his arms somewhere in Texas, you are beginning to understand that this is not influenza.
Reports out of Boston and New York City are fragmented and, quite frankly, unbelievable. There’s a federal emergency warning on the screen of every television in the lobby and a growing sense of unease as nurses, doctors, and assistants dash between rooms, weaving between gurneys, calling out orders for beds, antibiotics, IVs. The thrum of the waiting room only grows louder and more insistent. The sirens are a constant, frenetic wail in the distance.
But all of that is a dim clamor in the background because your latest patient has a bite. A distinctly human-mouth-shaped arc of angry red impressions in the crook of their neck. The patient also has a sudden fever and a rash that is rapidly spreading up the side of their head. 
Rashes don’t move like that, rashes don’t fucking undulate …
If you didn’t know better you’d think it was blood poisoning, but you’ve never seen sepsis like this. You watched the bite happen, watched a troubled man in the waiting room lurch from his chair and fly toward his victim, sinking his teeth into the flesh of her neck before being restrained by an orderly and the receptionist. That was maybe five minutes ago, and you’ve never seen an infection spread so fucking fast . By the time you’d helped the patient into a cot, they were already shivering, skin clammy and burning at the same time.
The patient is your partner, Joanna.
“What…the fuck,” she murmurs, chest heaving. Her neck twitches and jumps under your careful, probing touch. Her skin is already dewy with sweat, hot under your fingertips.
“Hold still,” you hiss, unsure if you’re talking to her or your trembling hands. You douse the bite in antiseptic, wiping away the blood with a clean square of gauze, leaning in to examine the rash again. It’s crept up from her collarbone to her ear, and it has to be your imagination, but you can almost see it…move. Joanna is shivering, whether from the fever or shock you don’t know, but you don’t have time to process before a shriek rings out from the hall.
“Need some help out here!”
Joanna grimaces, hissing softly through her teeth. “Go.”
“Jo–”
“Go. I’ll be fine,” she says, even as her eyes roll back in pain.
You give her one last desperate look, squeezing her hand, whispering, “I’ll be right back,” before ducking out of the room.
A woman is seizing on the floor, spasms jerking her limbs from side to side. A nurse looks up at you with wide eyes as he attempts to stabilize the patient’s head and neck. The seizing woman’s head turns sharply and her teeth make contact with his wrist, ripping a gash in the tender flesh.
“Shit!” he cries, jerking his hand away, blood running in rivulets down his arm.
“Go, I’ve got this,” you bark. He doesn’t wait, doesn’t ask if you’re sure, just backs away and runs down the hall.
A hot hand on your shoulder spins you around before you can figure out what to do with the writhing woman on the floor. It’s Joanna, her eyes cloudy. The heat radiates off her body in waves, the rash–
Not a rash.
–has spread up her neck, already red and raised welt-like lines are slithering–
Rashes don’t slither.
–around the sunken sockets of her eyes.
“Help…” she croaks. Her fingers pulse and twitch against your collarbone, gripping too tight, too close.
“Jo, it’s–” you start to soothe, intending to send her back to bed, but she’s staggering toward you in sharp jerks, her mouth glistening, and some deep, primal urge makes you recoil from your lover’s embrace. You stumble backward, heels catching on the woman on the floor, and you land on your tailbone behind her.
Joanna follows like a moth to your flame, pitching forward, crawling, oblivious to the woman on the floor who is also moving underneath her, rolling over in a jerky, twisting, impossible way. Both women lock onto you and you can almost feel their need, their–
Hunger.
From down the hall comes a rising chorus of shouts, a crash. Someone bursts through the doors from the waiting room, one shoulder soaked with blood. From between the swinging doors, you see glimpses of chaos, hear more screams.
No. No. Not Jo. Not–
Something inside you breaks; you scramble backward, barely stifling a moan. You feel a hand tighten around your ankle and you kick it away, the tile floor slippery against your sweaty palms. Another hand grasps, scrabbles, another kick; a bloody palm print gleams on the crisp white leather toe of your sneaker.
No! No! Get out!
By some miracle you find your feet, feel yourself turning, running down the hall, deeper into the hospital. A dim part of your brain reaches for a reprimand, but you can’t make yourself stop, driven by panic, passing lines of gurneys and bodies slumped on the floor. You’re acutely aware of the thick smell of blood, drowning out the familiar antiseptic wash. You push your way through crowded halls over a chorus of groans and screams.
Out get out get out out out–
You burst through an emergency exit at the back of the hospital gasping for air, pressing your back to the weathered brick. Your heart lurches in your chest, wishing for this to end, for you to wake up in your bed after a bad dream.
A pregnancy dream , you think, barking a manic laugh into the night, recalling that your biggest fear this morning had been a little nausea and a missing red dot on the calendar. You taste hot bile and feel yourself swaying, ready to empty the meager contents of your stomach next to the dumpster, but a blinding light freezes you in its glare.
“Stop right there!”
You blink, stunned. Then you see the gun.
A figure in Army fatigues is pointing a rifle at you. The trembling of the muzzle makes you understand he’s just as scared as you are. If you get sick now, you’re a dead woman.
You raise your shaking hands in surrender. “Don’t shoot, I’m a…I’m a doctor.” 
He doesn’t lower the weapon. “Are you bit?”
“I’m not–I don’t know what–”
His voice rises, panic creeping in as he gestures with the rifle, jabbing it at you. “Are you bit?!? Are you sick?”
“No!” you say, trying not to let your voice shake. “No, I’m not sick.”
He swallows hard, appearing to take this in. You close your eyes in the endless seconds between breaths, waiting for the crack of the rifle.
You open your eyes at the sound of the gun being lowered to his side.
“Ma’am,” he says shakily. “I think you should come with me.”
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calkale · 5 months
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Okay because i put my thoughts in the tags the first time heres some of my spn au thoughts
Also disclaimer i am changing the supernatural story so dont get mad at me for not including things or changing things you like this is my house and i write the au <3
Characters: Dean -> Mav, Cas -> Ice, Sam -> Slider, John Winchester-> Duke Mitchell, Mary Winchester -> Slider’s mom (her name is also Mary in my Slider lore so), Bobby -> Viper, Ash -> Goose, Ellen -> Carole, Jo -> Bradley (he’s like a teen in this but don’t worry theres no Jo and Dean content 🤮 thats his godson) 
-slider and mav aren’t actually related, they were both 6 (mav older by a few months) when their parents got married, duke was a widower and mary was never married 
-Getting this out of the way although i love the chevy impala i am a truck freak so mav drives his dads black 1990 toyota sr5 with an extended cab 
Backstory: -viper and duke were both navy pilots now “hunting buddies”, they took mav and slider out hunting occasionally but whenever they went on long “hunting trips” they left slider and mav at home, that’s because these hunting trips were monster hunting trips
-the same thing that happens to sam and deans mom happens to mav and sliders mom but when they’re both around the age of 10, since they’re older and not stupid they have a lot of questions that duke can’t just bullshit answers to so he tells them about monsters and what he thinks took their mom (because he doesn’t actually know at this point)
-since they no longer have a house they stay at vipers or go on the road with duke 
-once they both start high school slider wants to stop hunting and stay with viper to focus on school, his relationship with duke gets weird after that because duke wants him to keep hunting to find what killed his mom but slider wants to do well in school to make his mom proud, they come to an agreement where slider stays with viper but once a month he has to come hunting
-slider leaves for university (idk what hes studying), mav graduates but stays with duke, he starts hunting on his own 
Now time: -This au starts in 2005 like the show
-duke picks up a lead on the thing that killed mary but is super vague about it when telling viper and doesn’t tell mav anything, he says he’ll be gone for a week but a week and a half later theres no word from him, viper refuses to go after him because “he’s gonna get himself killed” and “ive been telling him to let it go for years” but mav still has to go look for him
-mav finds slider and this basically carries out exactly how it does in the show, he agrees to help for one day, when he gets back his gf is dead, agrees to ditch school 😎 to come help look for duke
story wise thats all i've got so far, i want ice to come into the story a lot sooner than cas does in the show and i dont remember when ash, ellen and jo come in but i want them to come in sooner too. hopefully ill actually work on this more but i hope you guys enjoy
Character descriptions:
Mav: -has the classic dean necklace given to him by slider
-dresses basically the same as 86 movie mav but with flannel 😎
-does wear his cowboy boots but he’s normally wearing work boots
-eyebrow scar eyebrow scar eyebrow scar!!!
Slider: -wears his mother’s wedding ring on a necklace, duke gave it to him after she died
-dresses like early season sam, carhartt jacket, hoodies, tshirts and baggy jeans
-silver eyebrow piercing 😎
Ice: -exactly the same as cas but with a dark grey trench coat
-his eyes always glow a little, not enough that its noticeable unless its in the dark
-has a grey hoodie and black jeans for when he needs to look a little less “formal” 
Goose: -has a mullet its a key part of ash’s character so 
-just think mater from cars personified mixed with goose idk
Carole: -dresses exactly like ellen 
-her classic curly meg ryan hair stays tho
bradley: -just a mini goose
Duke and Viper: -they look pretty much the same, just some dad with a mustache and flannel
-only difference is duke always wears his wedding ring
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nichowrld · 2 years
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☆ jo as your boyfriend — a thread
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navi !!
notes — hii everyone <3 this was made at 3/4am because i got sick 💪 but here’s a jo as ur bf type of thing cause we all love jo. jo supremacy. also mochi supremacy as well 🫡
♡'ೃ ↳ perm taglist (if you would like to be added send me an ask or message me!) — @junwonology
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munamania · 1 year
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Favorite muna song i want to start listing to them and trust your taste and opinions completely
omgg.. <3 you are giving me full reign to lez nerd out rn
i feel like this is a good one to start with i recommend it to everyone!! self love anthem and it’s SAUR fun!! i have a distinct memory of seeing them open for phoebe and whipping my phone out so i’d remember it cause it slays
would probably be criminal not to include her. queer celebration anthem that has made me sob several times over. also naomi laughed last night when i fucked up the ‘right now!’ jo tries to get the crowd to do during the verse so now i think of that <3 also recommend looking up a live version during trumps presidency their added bit to the bridge was rlly beautiful
this is my agenda. it’s so beautiful. the og slays too this is just like. naomi’s vocals katie’s alto realness 😫 and the production!! like. get some headphones and sit back for this one
oh my god. the bridge… ascending
i was abt to say crying on the bathroom floor but around u came on in the car and it is one of my Absolute favorites i play a lot. also fun knowing it’s abt naomi. truly poetry but yeah the whole first album u can sort of follow the songs abt naomi and sort of… back and forth between them i looooove them. i will stop now here is a little top 5 starter pack <3 report back if you’d like at any point
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thegeminisage · 1 year
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Hmm. 20-22 inclusive …. making you be negative 😈 I’m assuming you’ll do zelda but as a scholar I’m also interested in your spn thoughts so you pick mwah
oooh dealer's choice this is so tough...what if i just answer for both LMAO im so sorry ok Lets Go
20. part of canon you found tedious or boring
for zelda: i really, really wish i liked wind waker. i wanna like wind waker so fucking bad. i love wind waker's story. i love wind waker's ganondorf. i love how bright and cheerful the graphics are contrasted with how solemn it is underground. i love the dungeons and the gameplay. but god i HATE the cartoony little balloon heads. it takes me right out of those serious moments. i don't mind stylization but if it could have been just a LITTLE BIT. less stylized. just a LITTLE LESS like animal crossing characters. it's beautiful to look at but for a game with such serious hidden elements WHICH I LOVE i find trouble taking it seriously.
for spn: god, all of crowley's little arcs. he was almost never interesting, and while you can excuse bad writing for cas because it's cas, you can't make crowley happen. fetch is never gonna happen! you can show me his fun hot mom and his dead son and it still isn't happening! he's just the walking talking embodiment of the "angels and demons are just like OFFICE WORKERS" trope which i hate so fucking deeply because it's the least sexy direction they ever took and the exact opposite of what i want from my angels and demons. all of the middle seasons suffered deeply from this. crowley COULD have been interesting, but tbh, i liked him best in the season they killed him off.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped
for zelda: i could do wind waker again but actually i completely understand the hype, bc wind waker is a great game even if i can't deal with it like a normal person. same with botw - i found most of the joy thru exploration, so it just didnt Hit on replays the way other zeldas do, but its influence cannot be understated and the hype is deserved. what if everybody is right all the time to hype any and everything about zelda?? oh wait actually. sorry. twilight princess ilia. idk if people hype her but if they do theyre wrong. love and light to her, she's Fine, but it feels kind of like a knockoff of malon (superior) and i generally dislike when link has romantic interests besides zelda, even if the love interest gets amnesia (wistful sigh). this sin was especially egregious bc zelda barely has any screentime at all, but i forgive tp for this because what screentime she DOES have is spent being in lesbians with midna. so it works out just this once due to the power of gay people, but that's some thin fucking ice. anyway, sorry to ilia and ilia fans for being a misogynist
for spn: i hate canon claire. i can't get into it in depth but like...sorry, even without the issue of My Own Claire Ideas, i still don't know if i could do it. being gay does not save her from having the exact same "damaged but spunky teen girl" personality given to almost EVERY OTHER TEENAGE GIRL (or young woman) on the show. to some extent she, krissy, mary from the winchesters, charlie, jo, alex, etc etc all have the same personality with a few defining quirks tacked on as an afterthought. do i love some of these characters? yes, of course. are they well-written? absolutely not <3
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
for zelda: in general, i think skyward sword gets a bad rap despite lanayru desert's entire (waves hand vaguely) and zelda being a fucked up evil goddess who canonically manipulates link's love for her. AND GROOSE. never forget groose. more specifically i think not enough people have acknowledged 1. the champions corpses are definitely still in those cockpits 2. oot link essentially became a stalfos by walking into the lost woods without navi and never came back. hello?? generally those dark little implications that u have read between the lines to get <3
for spn: oh baby its michael!dean. i waited so long and i only really got what i wanted for one episode but it was so good. it was SO good. no one else is as hype about the fact that it took nine REAL LIFE YEARS to get there. a DECADE of my finite time on earth. but ohhh was it ever worth the wait. what else could i possibly write 100k+ about
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Meet the Grid Day 10/21: Max Verstappen! The flying [Belgian-]Dutchman who needs no wings to soar. 🏆
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Alt text: Two informational graphics about racing driver Max Verstappen. The background/border is a dark red-tinted photo of him driving in a Formula 1 race. A navy overlay is semi-opaque on top, overlaid with red and white text and colorful images.
Image 1 reads “Max Verstappen, #1, VER” next to a headshot of him with an index finger up emoji and a trophy emoji, his signature, and the Red Bull logo, then “About: Born Max Emilian Verstappen on September 30, 1997 (Age 24, Libra) in Hasselt, Belgium (Races under the Dutch flag). Son of Formula 1 driver Jos Verstappen and karter Sophie Kumpen who grew up living (and racing) along the Belgian-Dutch border. Became the youngest-ever driver to both debut and win in Formula 1 at just 17 years old. 2022 teammate: Sergio Pérez at Red Bull (Teammates for 2 seasons).” Next to this text is a photo of a young Max holding his karting helmet, a Belgian flag emoji, a Dutch flag emoji, a map of where he’s from in Belgium (showing both Belgium and the Netherlands), and a photo of Max and Sergio.
Image 2 reads “Facts and Stats: Verstappen skipped Formula 2 entirely after being selected by Toro Rosso straight from Formula 3 for the 2015 F1 season. He raced in Formula 1 before getting his driver's license at the age of 18. His favorite meal is carpaccio and tomato soup. F1 career: 70 podiums, 16 poles, 28 wins, 1815.5 points, 1x WDC (2021), and 154 starts. 2022 so far: 10 podiums, 3 poles, 8 wins, and 258 points (1st in WDC). Future plans: Staying with Red Bull through (at least) 2028 on a 5-year extension.” Next to this text is a red racecar emoji, a red road car emoji, a tomato emoji, a hand with all five fingers splayed out emoji, and the 2022 Red Bull car livery.
Biographical information and racing records from Wikipedia (Double-checked for accuracy, but if you notice anything wrong, let me know!)
Additional race stats from statsf1.com
Source about Max’s mother, Sophie Kumpen, and her own karting career (in Dutch) from Wikipedia (Plus a sweet anecdote via Reddit about how she took care of him after the 2021 season and made him comfort food—presumably tomato soup!)
Source for Verstappen’s records as the youngest to both debut in Formula 1 and win an F1 race via Formula 1 on Twitter
Source for Max’s favorite meal being carpaccio and tomato soup from Red Bull Racing
Announcement regarding Verstappen’s 5-year contract extension from Red Bull Racing
Image credits:
Background image from José Pablo Domínguez on Unsplash
Official headshot and Red Bull logo from Red Bull Racing
Various emoji from Apple/iOS, downloaded from Emojipedia
Signature vector from Wikipedia
Young Verstappen photo from Bas Kaligis via /u/fried_cereal69 on Reddit
Belgian-Dutch map/outline from favpng.com
Verstappen/Pérez photo from Christian Bruna with REUTERS
Livery photo from XPB Images via RaceFans
Other graphics from Canva
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kingkatsuki · 2 years
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Jo!!
All these grandparent asks have me in the feels!! I miss my grandparents so much, (well 3 of them, my mom's dad was a piece of crap so I never claimed him as a grandpa! He cheated on my grandma and left her to raise 4 kids all on her own, I didn't even meet him till I was 7. So I only had 3 grandparents!)
This is a fun fact, but I have 9 tattoos and 3 of them represent my grandparents lol. I have the 3 initials of my grandparents on my wrist, I have an infinity symbol interlaced with a butterfly and an anchor to rep my dad's parents (my grandpa was in the Navy hence anchor, and my grandma loved butterflies) and I have a book with a heart and my other grandmas actual signature in it because she loved to read books, I think I get my love of reading smutty fics from her because she loved those cheesy romance novels lol, she used to have a big duffle bag full of them!
I don't really know how my grandparents met, but my momma met my dad at the local fair, my mom was on a date with someone else lol, but she met my dad and they have been together ever since, 32 years as of March this year.
I hope you have the best most relaxing weekend ever!!!!
OMG THATS SO LOVELY! I love that she was on a date with someone else and she met your dad instead?!?! That’s the stuff of fanfics too I love.
I also LOVE fairs and fair dates, I think Bakugou would be the perfect guy for one of those🥺
I’m loving all these stories too, honestly it’s so lovely to hear and it just makes me soft😭💕
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ma1dita · 1 month
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hp!verse masterlist
a reminder: fuck jk rowling
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key: fluff - ☼ angst - ☽ smut - ☆ jo's favorite - ᥫ᭡
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marauders era oneshots
「 ✦ remus lupin ✦ 」
to chase the sun ☼
more than friends, less than lovers ☼
「 ✦ james potter ✦ 」
it will pass ☼ & ☽ , without a doubt ☼ & ☽ (pt 2)
kiss his face with an uppercut ☼ ᥫ᭡ , heavy hitter ☆ (pt 2)
this will be our year ☼ 
about you ☽
no hard feelings ☼ & ☽
「 ✦ sirius black ✦ 」
liar, liar ☆ & ☽ , truth be told ☆ & ☽ (pt 2)
tangible ☼ & ☽ ᥫ᭡
「 ✦ regulus black ✦ 」
to love is to rest ☼
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marauders era miniseries
「 ✦ remus lupin ✦ 」
my love, mine, all mine ☼ & ☽ (on hiatus)
「 ✦ james potter ✦ 」
en route ☽ masterpost (five part series on hiatus)
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the-book-queen · 2 years
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theboarsbride · 1 year
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15 Questions, 15 People
tagged by @emilynightshade89 - thanks so much!! 🤝🤝
Nickname: Jojo, or also just Jo! IRL I was called Josie a lot in school, especially when I was a kid lmao. XD
Sign: Aquarius
Height: 5'3"
Last Thing I Googled: The cultural community plan for my city - for a final paper I'm working on RIP. ;_;
Song Stuck in My Head: Stranger in Town by Toto (i blame the fact that Brad Dourif is in the music video - looking scrungle heehee)
Amount of Sleep: Uhhhhhhhh it varies but usually 5-6 hours?? Sometimes 4???? College has obliterated my sleeping habits.
Dream Job: Working in a bookstore or an editor! Tbh I'm content with doing anything pertaining to books!
Wearing: Blue pajama t-shirt and dark navy-blue pants with goofy aah stars on them lmao. Also swaddled in a heated blanket because no heat in my dorm and it's below 20 degrees out- ;_;
Movies/books That Summarize You: Crimson Peak, Panna a Netvor, Legend (1985), Lord of the Rings, The Silence of the Lambs, Alien, Spongebob (because deadass this is what my roommates and I have been watching for almost 2 months, nonstop), Beauty by Susan Wilson, A Taste for Monsters by Matthew Kirby.
Favorite Song: Oooohhh..... uhhhhhhhhhhh I can't really pick one... I do love a lot of Lady Gaga's stuff, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and Clan of Xymox lmao
Instrument: Clarinet! Played it in middle school and most of high school!
Aesthetic: I strive to achieve some balance between light/dark academia and cottagecore fhskjksdjkdjdskjdskjdskj
Favorite Author: I CANT PICK JUST ONE UUGGGHHHH!!!! Gonna maybe go with Angela Carter or Grady Hendrix
Random Fun Fact: I served Matthew McConaughey at a charity banquet. (actually I served a table, like, 3 tables away from his, but I saw him and he walked past me close enough where I could've touched him if he didn't have security with him!)
tagging: @ladycavalier @wormedeye @hobbitmajora @hestyvesta and whoever would wish to do this!!!
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darcywho · 2 years
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i. 
She grew up in northwest Portland with her Scottish-transplant father and her chainsaw artist step-mother. Because of her step-mother’s chosen profession, they needed a place with room to carve, which meant they shelled out extra money--managed by her father’s vintage car restoration business and a WWII-era bond her step-mother had inherited from good ol’ Grandpa DumDum--and found a house on the edge of one of many woodlands. 
The deal was that so long as Darcy could see the house, she could play in the woods, which is how she became especially adept at playground games like hide-and-seek and tag. Her step-mother often joked that she played tag with Bigfoot. 
Her brother visited once just before she started middle school. He’d come to the house to find Joanna blocking out part of a trunk of red cedar, piles of sawdust blanketing the ground around her. She let the saw idle as she straightened to talk to Brock before hitching a gloved hand over her sawdusted shoulder to the copse of woods behind the house. “She’s hanging out with Bigfoot,” she claimed with a laidback grin. “Good luck finding her, she’s built a fort somewhere within shouting distance, and Greg and I have yet to find it.” 
There was a part of him that was concerned about the laissez-faire parenting he’s stumbled upon, but when he calls out for his sister she yells his name back, clearly pleased he’s there. Were it not for the shifting branches and bushes coupled with the sound of breaking foliage and her shoes,--although he found shortly thereafter that she convinced Jo to buy her a pair of hiking boots that look more like the ones the Navy issued to him--pounding the ground in a dead sprint to come barreling out of the forest to throw herself at him in the most aggressive hug to date.
Even he couldn’t clock where she had run from; the density of the trees made it difficult to visually pinpoint her advance, though Brock could tell she started somewhere to the northeast of the house. 
She had small twigs, leaves, and pine needles tangled in her curls, and a smudge of dirt across her cheek to boot. She grinned up at him, the little gap in her teeth on full display, as she rushed out, “I thought you weren’t coming until 3! Did you get in early? Did you talk to Jo? Where’d you put your stuff? Can I show you my fort?”  
(@affcgato )
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fash-man · 1 month
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Jos A Bank Neck Ties Blue Geometric Silk Reserve Traveller Lot of 3 Long Ties.
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cadybear420 · 2 months
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for jo and lucas <3
4) What color or colors do you most associate with your OC?
24) What kind of sleeper is your OC? Light or heavy? What side do they sleep on? Do they like to sleep over or under the covers?
25) The name you chose for your OC, why did you chose it?
also a bonus question: what's their everyday attire like? what do they look for while picking out an outfit? practicality, utility, fashion, aesthetics, <insert other reasons here>?
4) What color or colors do you most associate with your OC?
For Jo: She tends to like yellow, green, and orange, so I associate those with her
For Lucas: Going by his outfits in the game, I think he's a fan of dark colors such as maroon, navy blue, mahogany, and black
24) What kind of sleeper is your OC? Light or heavy? What side do they sleep on? Do they like to sleep over or under the covers?
I'd say Jo is somewhere in between light and heavy? And she probably tends to prefer the left side. She prefers to sleep under the covers, even when the weather is warmer, she'll still at least use a bedsheet.
Lucas is normally a heavy sleeper, but that got messed up by the focus pills and it'd take a while for him to get back into his normal sleeping habits. He doesn't have a side preference and tends to toss and turn.
25) The name you chose for your OC, why did you chose it?
I'm not fully sure why I liked the name "Jo" for her, I think it just sounded cool lol. "Hunter" is the default last name for the ILITW MC in ILW, I liked the sound of "Jo Hunter" so I had it be her last name.
also a bonus question: what's their everyday attire like? what do they look for while picking out an outfit? practicality, utility, fashion, aesthetics, <insert other reasons here>?
Jo loves masc/GNC/butch styles of clothing, particularly if it has a "tough baddie cool girl" look or a "woodswoman" look. A bomber jacket, leather jacket, or open flannel shirt over a basic tee and jeans is most comfortable and stylish for her. As per the art, I definitely think she to keep her keys on a carabiner on her belt loop too.
Going by his canon game sprites, Lucas definitely likes clothing that has a serious, professional, or somewhat old-fashioned look. At the very least it should look neat. And preferably form-fitting, he finds that more comfortable (and he also likes how it makes Jo go awooga-mode over him). Even after focusing on what he wants, I imagine he still likes the "neat and tidy" styles of clothing.
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stvrlightt09 · 3 months
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intro/navi <3
hello y’all! i’m jo, and it’s great to be here. i’m a 14 year old euphonium player from texas who loves hazbin hotel, percy jackson, the hunger games, and taylor swift :)
i’m self diagnosed autistic and clinically diagnosed adhd, so if i say something blunt or rude, please don’t take it personally or talk shit about me, just take it up with me personally and i’ll try to make it better. i’m not a confrontational person, and i really don’t like conflict, so if i’ve said something that’s hurt you, *please* let me know
i don’t really make much content, and if i do, it’s really only when i get the motivation, so please don’t expect me to write anything often
links:
• dni ✨
• other socials 🌙
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